"If I See That, I'm Taking It!"

[@roy9816]

You know they mean business when they shut the drone gate.😂

[@judithsnowdon7611]

😂😂😂

[@MikeEves]

Stops all drones that are restricted to a maximum height of 10 feet....

[@lenapatrica8750]

🤓🤓

[@debbiebertram]

They’ll just pluck them out if the air.

[@DavidSmith-oy4of]

Show me a law that allows you to shut a gate. LOL

[@malcolmturner214]

How to make yourself look completely stupid 😂😂😂 they fall for it every time 🤪😂🤪

[@neilsouthern321]

True very true lol

[@wotzcheez]

"I dont need educating" Excuse me police, a man is outside my place of work not committing any crime. Outstanding

[@JamieW-o7b]

So easy to trigger the ignorant, especially the 'clever' ones!

[@adrintait4660]

​@skunkq yes, we should normalize legal behavior regardless of your feelings.

[@skibidat9808]

​@@SkunkhunterAsk your MP why you're being filmed everywhere you go. Stop smoking sh it and you might stop talking sh it.

[@adrintait4660]

@skibidat9808 I think you have read it wrong. I fully support filming in public. I'm a veteran and will fight for all our rights. I just can't fight my way until society is ready.

[@skibidat9808]

@adrintait4660 yeah, sorry about that. The comment/reply was meant for skunkq.

[@skibidat9808]

@skunkq ​ We're all filmed everywhere we go. Have you spoken to your MP about it, have you told them it's kind of weird? No, you haven't.... well done

[@mrfrisky6501]

Beard bloke is obviously a bully who is used to getting his own way - swearing during a civilised conversion - great company representative!!

[@DystopianUtopia]

He's going to learn consequences the hard way for once. Possibly the first time in his life. For a big international corpo like Asanti, I doubt he'll still be there next week.

[@Jcdaking81]

prick woulda got fucking citizens arrested for a public order offence

[@realPromotememedia]

I bet his GF looks forward to him opening the front door at night. How many police reports should she have made I wonder.

[@paulbrew3382]

Or husband! ​@@realPromotememedia

[@PhilBurns-oc2vg]

Asking for a puncture repair kit is the best yet

[@Gareth-fh2qn]

😂😂

[@philldownes8685]

yes thats a new one , top marks for that

[@muddlepond]

I spit my coffee out at that one! He is brilliant.

[@Yagdrol]

"Ive got a slow puncture!" 😂 Classic old school British humour.👍

[@georgeroskilly7524]

Agreed have you got a puncture repair kit love it!

[@peterjol]

I wonder if they will ever realize how utterly mad it is to be saying someone can't take a picture of their numberplate.

[@glynnsmith4560]

hope they don't hear about all the dashcams and cctv. :O

[@RALPHLAURINO]

Data centers collect personal information on people and businesses. Yet they demand absolute privacy. What a bunch of low down hypocrites.

[@glynnsmith4560]

I think this type just offer business centres managed server space... and gate closing tuition.

[@desmcmahon9993]

He says 'this one is affence' when it's clearly a gate! 🤣

[@mark2781]

😂😂

[@muddlepond]

Oh! I love you again. "I asked myself" absolutely epic! Then he joined in "who told you that?" he answered "Me". He got his dander up didn't he? They go away from you not knowing if they're coming or going, love it.

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 🙏

[@Smeeagain75]

Those 3 poor chaps have no idea how silly they will look on social media. Such arrogance and ignorance is always good for views , and a laugh.

[@ade3628]

Ah yes, the closed gate to stop a drone

[@ysgol3]

🤣Even a dozen psychiatrists working in harmony couldn't work that move out.

[@MikeEves]

The gate of shame.

[@jesuschrist2284]

Gate closing of shame

[@jesuschrist2284]

@@ysgol3 father issues

[@ysgol3]

@@jesuschrist2284 😂😂

[@gregpies1649]

That first guy who quickly removed his identification tag was really nasty. The discussion with the security guard was one of the funniest yet. 😊

[@Ohjeffrey79]

The company must be very proud of employees who come out and behave like that

[@JalalUddin-us9ez]

Very good. I would hire manly staff like that. No need for him to be there filming their building.

[@DystopianUtopia]

@@JalalUddin-us9ez You'd run into a lot of legal issues very quickly if you exclusively hired staff like that. I take it you don't actually run any business or hire anyone do you?

[@JjackVideo]

@@JalalUddin-us9ez "I want my staff to be aggressive with people in public around the area" That is one hell of a boomer take.

[@risingstorm4239]

​@@JjackVideoyour business wouldnt last 5 mins you plank. And you clearly don't work or you would know you're talking rubbish.

[@JalalUddin-us9ez]

@@JjackVideo They were not aggressive at all and were firm. He was told several times they not interested in him to take video and asked him to leave but didn't. The instigator is the camera man recording to get reaction for his KZbin channel.

[@TheGazza636]

One of the funniest yet The security guy was a star Didn’t have a clue but he was pleasant enough man The other two tools were total ejits

[@dougieroberts7045]

There's no more satisfying method of seeing a fool being made to look a fool, especially when the fool does it to themselves, remarkable.

[@attaat]

Ha ha ha ha, it never ceases to amaze me how these employees embarrass both themselves and their companies.

[@BuzzQuick-s5j]

If that's premier security, imagine what the rest are like.

[@bashkillszombies]

"NOT ALLOWED!" in various broken English I would presume.

[@iadoredavey]

Bog standard 🤭

[@Guccit865]

Pigeon English yet again

[@SteveWillis-c5g]

Can I educate you. No, I don’t want you to. 🤣🤣🤣 What sad, sad people.

[@tirokopita]

Isn't it just. The sad state of affairs that exist within the UK because people refuse to be educated. Brexit for example.

[@robwilson8673]

Send a cabbage to Oxford OR Cambridge AND It will come back a Cabbage 🙈🍩🍩🤺🤺🤺 🤣🤣🤣🎥📹🎬

[@blackjockofmangertonpele]

So happy and comforted by their own total ignorance.

[@MartinHiggins1972]

@tirokopita No need for the example.

[@lesliefuller1456]

@@tirokopitayeah, some people think it was a bad idea,, go figure.

[@samoyedpuppy7473]

"Have you got a puncture repair kit" ? Absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

[@roymarsh3114]

"I'll close my eyes"... That made me laugh out loud.

[@tarboat]

Me too! 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulbrend6541]

Another great video ,best comedy of the day 😂😂😂

[@Busterpoo1964]

Your patience is legendary

[@majorlaff8682]

Nice bit of aggro for a change. Most auditors re finding security a bit soft these days. Well done PA for winding up Asanti. And congrats to Asanti for frightening off potential customers.

[@MrCptjohn]

Just love your work audit ,ya made my day lad 😂😂😂

[@mr_1.618]

The Filming laws in India must be different to the U.K. laws 😂

[@samspade975]

Yeah, you just bribe the police

[@camrs125]

The law of the media…that’s a new one 😂

[@dingbatbell01]

125 years experience in Data Centres...

[@jonathanmahoney1672]

Yeah that seems rather a bold claim!

[@blackjockofmangertonpele]

120 years of that was lever arch files.

[@robertmawby3021]

Telling porkies comes easy to some! 😂

[@A2Z1Two3]

"The first data center was built in 1946 at the University of Pennsylvania to house the Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer (ENIAC). The ENIAC was the first programmable, general-purpose, electronic digital computer. " LIARS 😂

[@DMC888]

125 employees. Simples 😂

[@ukwhitewitch]

Silly security thought that by making up laws and legislation, PA would be scared off 😂😂 Didn't like the nasty sweary aggressive bloke though 😮

[@PureAudits]

Me too 😳😳

[@captain007x]

They were total muppets and too agreesive. Keep educating these fools.

[@micksmixxx]

@ukwhitewitch. "nasty sweary aggressive bloke" would have been needing an ambulance if he thought (sic) that he was going to take anything belonging to me. 😉

[@creekyknee]

Section 21 of the Not Allowed Laws. Sub-section 1b. Its all there in black and white. And then he fell asleep and dreamt about fluffy clouds.....

[@KevinHamill-g6n]

I love how they tell you with their perceived authority that 'it's the law' when in actual fact they haven't a clue what they're talking about. The angry contractor is about as bright as a blackout.

[@grahamh6988]

"End of story, end of story"...."you cant just film private property"..."we're not allowing you to film".....lol. Do they realise that private property is not private unless its hidden.

[@waynebrocklehurst1768]

And we need the " End of story 😅

[@domodoria177]

They are backward and full of threats that’s all they can do nothing

[@richardpaquette8429]

"Me, I told me that" 🤣Funny stuff. I really liked the fella that looks at security's explanation of the legislation. Word salad.

[@BrettMitchell-l7x]

The bearded bell end,, the muppet that just keeps giving lol...and his back up lol

[@creekyknee]

It was funny when his even cleverer colleague took over, "leave this with me mate, I've got it...." I hope these guys have nothing to do with those servers.

[@MrCptjohn]

Puncture repair kit ffs 😂

[@NarnianRailway]

The data centre was acquired late 2022 when Asanti acquired five Daisy Group data centres across UK. Incidentally, the facility is about 18,000 ft2, has 64 cctv cameras, and the two diesel generators can provide 72 hours backup power. Late 2022, investment firm Invesis acquired Asanti at the same time Daisy Group was acquired. The unit used to be 2E2 data centre which Daisy Group/ Oakley Capital acquired facilities 2013 when 2E2 collapsed and went into administration. Numerous 2013 articles on that mess. Great video 👍⭐⭐⭐

[@creekyknee]

What's the bet that dumb and dumber worked for 2E2.

[@NarnianRailway]

@@creekyknee 🤣was thinking the same thing

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 👍

[@alanmetcalfe831]

I don’t want to be educated 😂😂😂

[@micksmixxx]

@alanmetcalfe831. Yeah, he first stated that when he was at Junior School. 😉

[@grantmason740]

As a resident of the Greater Reading area I'd like to point out we're not all that ignorant.😅

[@patrickdaly2121]

That why they’re all so thick.

[@DaedalusYoung]

They want to try and educate a member of the public that they're "not allowed", but won't take education back.

[@jimbouk4131]

How did you get over that closed gate with the drone, That really amazed me how you did it.😂

[@PureAudits]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MadDawgPrash]

If you repeat a lie enough times, you will always believe it.

[@davidburns6681]

Thats what poiticians do all the time

[@Sylvia-Storm]

@@davidburns6681no they don’t believe their own lies, they just try to hoodwink us into believing them. Some people do as well.

[@ericmilligan3]

“You don’t have allowed.”

[@sbh344]

I cant blame SG for getting his English muddled up cause ive got many hell in hoping talking theirs.

[@rickymort135]

You ever been abroad and tried talking their language?

[@ericmilligan3]

@@rickymort135 abroads coming here.

[@spudsparrow2476]

Glad I cancelled my TV license as you are much better comedy on Tv😊

[@davidsmith5523]

There were several things that I didn't buy today. A Terry's Chocolate Orange. Three Lettuces. A Cuckoo Clock and A Sandwich Tosster.

[@Steve-lb9qk]

​@@davidsmith5523Sandwich tosster from Ann Summers?

[@johnklockyer]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant. Hahahahaha

[@ysgol3]

😂Wilson Keppel and Betty were ridiculous (those names really date me - look them up PA). The security guard wandering around carrying his own law was so hilarious - no wonder you nearly laughed. Beautifully deadly gentleness as always PA, (I also get confused talking through fences so I empathise totally).

[@philipjones9458]

@@ysgol3 Sand dance

[@ysgol3]

@@philipjones9458 😂👍The way those idiots were bobbing around somehow reminded me of them.

[@James-mn1ng]

Now thats entertanment

[@NJoi1one]

Just needed to do the sand dance as they were leaving!

[@brendagilson934]

😂

[@ChrisBateman-z1b]

Wouldn’t want those idiots looking after my data 😂

[@Sylvia-Storm]

That’s a good point.

[@robwilson8673]

nor cleaning my pool 🗣️🗣️🗣️🎃🎃🎃

[@GavTatu]

i don't think any other british auditors are as funny as PA !

[@glynnsmith4560]

Agreed, some get too caught up in their own imagined importance.

[@ysgol3]

Absolutely!

[@sbh344]

Too right. Wasn't a fan at first but i now get his MO and SOH.

[@ysgol3]

@@sbh344 Fantastic isn't is - so deadly.

[@leecassius4718]

I love how u stay calm and come across as if u don't understand what their talking about when the fact is your knowledge of the law is 100

[@humblequest7905]

So worried about his car being filmed that he tells us his car is parked there 🙄 Doh!

[@debbiebertram]

They better start outlawing all Teslas and all dashcams.

[@craiggorham3522]

I will never understand the closing of the gate. Makes me cry with laughter every time. I can only assume they believe drones only go up 6 feet.

[@ianhill4585]

It's like the police and their exceedingly slow , creaky gates ," stand clear of the gates , cars come out fast" , nah - they don't , the speed of the car is determined by the speed of the exceedingly slow, creaky gates opening .😂

[@grantmason740]

"Let's shut the six foot high gates, that will keep the drone out."😅

[@Melaniessfx2jw]

‘It’s an offence by legislative assembly pass a resolution on this act’ - got me convinced 😮

[@guidelineuk4876]

I love your Jedi mind tricks LOL

[@manavestnation]

Have you ever seen a blurred out house on the news because the BBC asked to use the house in frame and it was refused? They show streets where crimes have happened all the time and at least half the people would tell the BBC where they can stick their request if asked. Logic is not something people use anymore when defending their positions.

[@RonaldRaygun53]

Breath of fresh air to the auditing world is PA, so funny…

[@Rubberthumper]

The 3 stooges

[@MrTelboy1962]

This never gets old!

[@Wotsinyourbag3]

“Nah- i’ve got my zoom camera”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DystopianUtopia]

"Who told you that?" "Me! I told me that!" 😅😅😅 These people truly are the gift that keeps on giving.

[@ianhill4585]

I had a word with myself, - and gave myself a slap.😅

[@DystopianUtopia]

@@ianhill4585 Are you the man in question?

[@ianhill4585]

@@DystopianUtopia nah, just the man making a quip. 😁

[@LorrieLogan]

💜Unnecessary paranoia at Asanti.

[@barrywest2170]

Without doubt you are now the leading auditor and your dry sense of humour is by far the best way of defeating the ignorance and pomposity you encounter Keep up the good work 👍👍🏿👍🏾☮️☮️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 😀

[@Steven-d6b7x]

Filming a building and cars that look like many other buildings and cars and they think that's the reason you're there😂. I never tire of these audits.

[@Gareth-fh2qn]

Love all your Vids PA. Id love for you to let rip one day though and go all out on these numpties. But keep the approach pal. Always funny. And always good to watch after a crap day at work 👍

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 🙏

[@GampyBamblor]

Tikkas demand respect but give none, earning the hate

[@dpauditss]

End of story 😂😂

[@loucolman]

Never ending storyyyyyyy, ahhh ahh ahhh ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhh 🎵🎵😂

[@Sesquihoral]

pmsl @ the toilet and puncture repair kit gag

[@alanmetcalfe831]

A license to film Asanti 😂😂😂

[@garyjohnson3751]

Makes a nice change to see a security guard who is up to date on the drone laws and whose so well informed about uk law 👍

[@creekyknee]

He came first in the Not Allowed exams at the SIA center.

[@SpeccyMan]

who's, not whose!

[@deepfiix]

"You are not doing what we tell you so we are going to phone the police" People must be so confused about what the police are for.

[@philipjones9458]

Plenty of room on top, move along the bus.😂'😂😂

[@camrs125]

Only us oldies will get that 😂😂

[@philipjones9458]

Oh yes indeed.

[@Tapot_goo]

@@camrs125what does that mean ? 😂

[@ianhill4585]

Banging the clippies was also a perk back in the day.😉........

[@JamesBrown-lc4fw]

I have a puncture 😂😂😂😂

[@wakeywarrior]

What an aggressive man! A well placed “Back to work” would really have triggered him. Telling members of the public what they can and can’t do, and saying “I don’t want to be educated”. Sums it up.

[@bobsmith3291]

This guy gets the funniest reactions now a days

[@tomstickland]

Top skills at creating chaos and deflecting their questions. Makes me laugh such a lot. They really are clueless.

[@RHS68]

Despite his ignorance of the law, the security guard seemed quite pleasant.

[@RAFchurchlawford4469]

The Pleasant Assassin

[@7Lace77]

Ooh, a cheeky monday upload surprise! Again, I'm near Reading. It's nice seeing local audits. You should consider Greenham airbase (Newbury). 😺👍 "If I educate you, you'll go away happy". Lol!, everyone wants to learn, no harm in sharing knowledge. 😸

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 🙏

[@DMC888]

What’s the issue at Greenham? Don’t tell me they have drone restrictions there now?

[@7Lace77]

​@@DMC888 Oh I don't think so, not that I know of, I just meant it's a nice place. Plenty of companies at the business park, and the drone could go over the old airbase bit and through the tunnels, we use to jump the fence and it's a great spot. The hills with tunnels through and the solid giant doors that lead underground either side. I guess it's not that much to look at, but I find it interesting.

[@DMC888]

@@7Lace77 I love it up there. It’s a great place to be, especially in the summer.

[@Acheillidh_01]

"You don't have allow" 🤣🤣

[@johnhammond6423]

Your so good at winding people up.

[@agentsuperdave2191]

And you're* illiterate.

[@mrfrisky6501]

Im looking for a puncture repair kit...😂😂😂😂

[@neilsouthern321]

I love the way he winds them up lol.

[@robwilson8673]

and . Without exerting any effort at all 🎃🎃🎃👩‍🦯🧑‍🦯👨‍🦯🧔‍♂️👳🏿‍♀️👨🏿‍🚀

[@user-um1xt3kh]

Curly, Larry & Mohammad.

[@ianhill4585]

Curry, Larry,and Mohammed.😊

[@jcwrighty9895]

You make me chuckle mate! Love your videos! All the best to you! Stay safe! Johnny East London. 😊

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 🙏

[@benmargand9792]

The puncture repair kit! LMAO! You’re brilliant mate!

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 😀

[@MrCptjohn]

Allways enjoy your videos ,take care mate 👍

[@TheBinarygenius]

A STAR Performance again, Keep up the great work. 👍👍

[@Cunningliinguist]

Toilet...Not Allowed..no taking pictures 📸 it's affence

[@RockChickFace]

Reassuring so many stupid people can run businesses. They didnt want the drone to spot their bald patch😂

[@shanewalker6609]

Like the anti drone gate.😂😂😂

[@doms_cinema]

“You don’t have allowed” 😅😅😅😅

[@williamkeith8740]

🤣🤣🤣Love how your innocent replies tie them in knots - cheers from the outback🦘🦘

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 😀

[@zog97xy]

"I asked myself" comedy gold!

[@davidhandley9007]

I get confused talking through fences! Love it

[@Thorman6851]

How can you tell theses foreigners the law , not got a clue the lot of them

[@petittrainguernsey3297]

Judging people by the colour of their skin are you Martin? Shame on you.

[@davidsmith5523]

Aa if others do?

[@roberthare5174]

The security man stood there saying it’s a fence, it looked like a pair of gates to me 😂😂😂

[@robwilson8673]

but ? they took dreadful affence eh 🤡🤡🤡

[@GlowToneChannel]

You are definitely one of the best and funniest out there, PA! 😁 The interactions in your videos remind me of some of the pranks on "Beadle's About." They fall for it without even realising. 😁

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 😀

[@earlmahoney4295]

“But, you cannot film. It’s private prop-per-teee!”

[@Leepercomm]

A lack of intelligence of the three blokes was obvious. Intelligence to be a security guard has never been a requirement.

[@Vengerthefellhound]

When they said have you a licence to film us and you say wha 😂 cracks me up

[@777JohnnyG]

Maybe the other two have a puncture repair kit in the boot? Genius Pure Audits 🙂 Wish the police did come to educate the three amigos.

[@Jim--Bob]

A bloke that can barely speak English trying to explain laws he doesn't understand. Incredible.

[@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017]

How's your Spanish coming along these days?

[@Jim--Bob]

Qué?

[@minmo2288]

@@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017he’s not in Spain trying to bs the locals on laws that don’t exsist 😂

[@ianhill4585]

"I know nothing ,I from Barcelona" Courtesy of Fawlty Towers .😊

[@jesuschrist2284]

That is some brain power on display here

[@creekyknee]

Lets hope their servers have faster processors ! (see what I did there!)

[@lumo7461]

They were thick af!! Lol

[@nogelserv]

" I asked myself" - this guy is good.

[@ade3628]

You keep finding these vile people don't u

[@rickymort135]

They're everywhere, but like vultures theyll respect you if you appear informed. Appear uninformed though and these otherwise respectful people will happily eat your lunch