If I was a geography teacher..

[@MrGrande]

PART TWO WITH THE REST OF THE STATES HAS BEEN POSTED 🥳🥳🥳

[@violettemelara686]

I didn’t find it

[@ms_minna]

This is way too good! 👍🏼👍🏼

[@lycheemoon9004]

Missouri?

[@ryerryersays9083]

I would say the rest but ykyk it's still great!

[@gorouto8134]

Mississippi

[@breakfastforegg7331]

When your states not there 😓

[@lucasweston5553]

Mine isn't either

[@brooklynpgibson]

Mines also not.

[@sophiee.2434]

Yea indiana isnt there, they did iowa illinois michigan ohio and kentucky, but not indiana.

[@breakfastforegg7331]

@@sophiee.2434 Neither of the Dakota's either

[@justaghost4542]

Yeah, I kept waiting for Kansas (where I live)

[@superlemonyshark]

"Where you from?" "Broken Bing Bong"

[@Pennsylvaniapride-]

I’m from broken bing bong to Edit:Western Pennsylvania is better Edit edit:I’ve visited the east and my opinion has still not changed

[@superlemonyshark]

@@Pennsylvaniapride- broken bing bong buddies!

[@randomrobvidsvr]

@@Pennsylvaniapride- me too I was actually born 10 miles away from THE broken bing bong itself

[@randomrobvidsvr]

@Galaxyfnaf And Dino yes

[@libs4874]

Broken bing bong is home❤️ (also we should rise above the rest and become THE BROKEN BING BONG ARMY it will be POWERFUL)

[@AaliyahRivera-sx8ix]

As a Floridian I can confirm we spawn Covid, Karens, and Gators

[@starzi_gacha]

Agreed

[@PTFS_king21]

Same! 😂

[@Pompompurin100official]

Yeah

[@Grim3s]

Spawn camping should then be legal

[@Ghoulze_GamingYT]

Yep, we do

[@V4mpir3_br3]

"to get a lil deeper with your cousin" is wild💀

[@MarthaHillard-dk7ds]

Bro took home sweet Albama a whole nother level 💀

[@prongels]

“What happens here? I have not a clue” neither do we lmao Edit: haha losers we have b-bops and slipknot

[@steezyconnor3472]

Iowan gang rise up 😈

[@scarlettparrish3408]

@@steezyconnor3472 yes I’m here

[@Stinkyr1ce]

I don't wanna live in Iowa anymore it's so boring

[@josieschlichting1937]

@@steezyconnor3472 haha

[@josieschlichting1937]

at least we got put in the video there is usually never iowa in state things

[@daring.escapade]

Me, who lives nowhere near America: "Interesting." Edit: man some of y'all in the reply should to go back to school 💀💀

[@smoothlikenuts7368]

This is all still very true

[@ksolo5382]

Lol same

[@meliaowings7770]

Lol

[@CatCraft3218]

I was going to like yr comment but then I saw it, the perfect number

[@badvibesonly3526]

Just picturing that one meme of Miranda Cosgrove smiling at the computer

[@itstimeforMario64PLAYER]

"Where do you live?" "If your quear dont come near"

[@TheSharkoBean]

SAME

[@Beaweeng]

Same except I am queer

[@Baba32824]

People who need a full version of this song 👇🏻

[@Sheed-xy1yg]

Not me I’m second

[@javiswong4910]

Why tho? You want him to finish the sentence

[@Baba32824]

@@javiswong4910 idk, it’s a cool tune

[@ElevenMaxMike]

No we just didn’t have all the states

[@NashHoffman.]

​@@javiswong4910no with all states and maybe he also wants to hear that

[@V1NU]

“Three feet long” Yes, The entirety of Rhode Island has to stack up on each other to live.

[@thethreefates]

It’s just one big Jenga tower

[@Echo126_]

It’s just a singular block of flats

[@legodarthvader2491]

@@thethreefates Lego tower, dare i say

[@LavaHawk289]

Family guy refrence?!?!?

[@firefoxx8249]

the fact that i live there and i can confirm its jenga all day

[@nightmaredee-dee]

Me trying to keep up with the teacher. The teacher:

[@ksolo5382]

Yess

[@angel_cat]

And then there's that one classmate who wants to compare notes 😅

[@MMM.l]

@@angel_cat stop commenting

[@PlumbWings66768]

@@MMM.l let them be bozo you’re commenting right now

[@MMM.l]

@@PlumbWings66768 u just commented bozo

[@corbinpoe5695]

Me who lives in Kansas: *Sipping tea whilst house is destroyed by tornadoes and cloudy with a chance of meatballs ahh weather while everyone forgets we exist*

[@Master_of_Puppets1986]

"Where do you live?" It goes down in the barn

[@PuroCh4nged]

crawfish in the yard

[@Russianbanjo]

I'm from the most simple of them all yaks farm

[@N8_The_GR88]

I also go down in the barn.

[@phlagenjoyer]

No, here it’s not “it goes down in the barn”, it’s “we go down with the storm” (by storm I mean a cat 5 tornado, which is just a normal Tuesday for us)

[@Chokingvictims]

Same

[@Hrt4_hyunjin]

*“Hey Bozo look out i’m walking here”* As a new Yorker, that’s our favorite line 💀

[@ganisimatupang]

Woking☝🤓

[@lagoonlego]

Same thing 💀 ☠ 💀

[@Hrt4_hyunjin]

@@lagoonlego 💀💀

[@asroczka]

💀💀💀

[@BigBioticBlue]

As a New Yorker, I’ve never said that

[@MonkeJesus]

“Hey bozo, look out, I’m walkin’ here!” That one slaps

[@ong4399]

Slaps what?

[@MonkeJesus]

@@ong4399 ass :trol:

[@luke2552]

Same lol

[@xxdevils.childxx7572]

Pfffffftttttttt

[@realPikachu1p]

@@ong4399 r/woosh

[@_Jordan_Vr]

"a bunch of master haters and a bunch of master- awww saved by the bell" got me dying🤣

[@Concavenator_corcovatus]

*master hunters

[@AM22311]

Bro its literally just people who are masters at baiting fish 😅

[@Lagooze999]

The way he got nothin to say about Iowa where I live 😂😂😂

[@JustAMinecraftguyy]

Heyyy we both in Iowa

[@AveryBogh]

Same

[@H.A.C.P.O.A.official.]

Lesss good cf ia gang

[@moonfangknight1999]

Same here

[@Nextgen1008]

Same

[@Redhead06]

"Ey bozo I'm walkin' ea!" That sounds exactly like my dad who grew up in Queens

[@Qiswhattheycallme]

We say it upstate too 😆

[@sophiitong]

i grew up in queens and i laughed so hard watching this 💀

[@whitehorse_western3003]

It’s not nyc. Nobody has that accent here unless they moved from nj or nyc

[@ThomasPotter-cn8xg]

@@Qiswhattheycallme where are you in "upstate" cause I don't know anyone who says that and I'm in Rome

[@Qiswhattheycallme]

Not in Rome

[@Aayushihd]

"Where are you from?" "Infiltrated by influencers." "W-wait wha-" " *Infiltrated by influencers* "

[@gardenlover9663]

Hey! Same!

[@katelynburkhart2056]

Sam

[@not_sussy_dolls6608]

Same

[@Thatcharmingjokester]

SAME LOL

[@later.abigator]

"That one lady gaga song" "Wtf"

[@Taylor4ever-mn9yt]

Bro went from: 🇺🇸- 🤠- 🇬🇧 very fast.

[@Nyxxxx1]

“Where are you from?” *Where you go to get a little deeper with a cousin.* 💀

[@janalynnquichocho3593]

"where ya from?" "Umm... That one lady Gaga song"

[@user23750]

Same 😭

[@rushiljohal]

“Yoü and I”

[@margaretk8317]

Mood

[@origamidolphin]

I wonder what he means by that lol

[@user23750]

@@origamidolphin in Nebraska, theres this house called a “lady gaga house” because it was owned by her a LOOOOOOONG time ago.

[@Cat-Watermelon]

“Where do you live?” HEY IM WALKING HERE! 💀💀💀

[@user-mu7op1sv1z]

frfr 💀

[@filmedby_evv]

I’m in og Virginia

[@Crafty_Breeze]

​@@filmedby_evvI live in south virginia

[@filmedby_evv]

@@Crafty_Breeze im up north 😭

[@ictinsouthwestca]

im from infiltrated by influencers 😭💀

[@lyricxvids4660]

The legit definition of we still have a minute of class left

[@Wallybea]

“A bunch of master-“ What?! Tell us!!!

[@samueljiang394]

Gamblers

[@Sarah-lq7nf]

@@samueljiang394 sure buddy

[@gagesbunker]

Baters

[@okdavidsplayz3368]

You better not know

[@baddiesthatslay]

“Where do you live?” “I CANT BREATHE THERES NO OXYGEN.”

[@heref0rthed0gs]

Sameeeee ✌🏻 Colorado 4ever :D

[@Th3_0nly_gis]

Same WAIT *CHOKES BECAUSE THERE NOT ENOUGH OXYGEN*

[@roboticpotato3974]

@@heref0rthed0gs yeeeeeeeeeeee

[@eaelu_cat]

Sammmmmeee

[@thiagolopez93]

Same

[@Ghosty_B0o]

"Thoughts, prayers, beer, deer, and fear" 🤣 as a Texan, I aprove

[@randomloseranddull1560]

As another Texan: SAVE ME FROM THIS DAMNED CONTRY /J I'll even go to Australia the country that doesn't exist /j

[@therealboi1173]

@@randomloseranddull1560 garantee you that moving there you will live with even more fear

[@Eveoriginalsinner]

He's making fun of u bumpkin

[@JoeARedHawk275]

@@randomloseranddull1560 Sure you might die from other humans in Texas, but you will die from a stronk kangaroo down under

[@LivWasH3re]

as another texan, i also approve this message

[@that1sage94]

I live in TN and almost every girl in my middle school was lesbian

[@annelisegeorge1]

same but it just means more available guys 😊

[@that1sage94]

@@annelisegeorge1 good for you

[@drue.winkel]

“where do you live?” well i guess my family is like cheaper by the dozen?!

[@tristensmith-fo5fz]

Me too

[@crazycatlady2310]

"And then there's Delaware..." "Delawhere?"

[@isaacfeldmann5647]

Fr tho💀💀💀

[@NabitMaster333]

Also where is Missouri?

[@brynnfegley1452]

And Maryland

[@crazycatlady2310]

@@brynnfegley1452 yeah Maryland is known for its crab cakes but other than that it's nonexistent

[@Lexie_is_crazy]

He did them in another video

[@moonrabbit9621]

"hey bozo, look out, I'm walkin' here !" Is genuinely the most perfect description of new york thank you ✨

[@moonrabbit9621]

@@epichandleidk1 LMAO 💀

[@purexsweetener6681]

best pfp ever

[@donovanchilton5817]

Cept no one from New York would ever say some shit like that.

[@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYING]

I just got into Homestuck... NOW I SEE THE USER PICTURES EVERYWHERE HOW DID I MISS ALL OF THE WEIRD PFPS OF GRAY PEOPLE WITH ORANGE HORNS FOR MY WHOLE LIFE

[@jenni4claire]

​@@donovanchilton5817 No.

[@claire5727]

"Big bean mirror" fucking hell man

[@claire5727]

It's always the bean 😭

[@user-hq4sg1kt5u]

Yk it's a W teacher when the teacher knows gen z memes and doesn't delay

[@KaiJ8]

Me, an Australian: “very accurate, good job”

[@EfrLuviano]

I'm Mexican American who lives in Mexico i can confirm, "very accurate, good job"

[@SnacksAreJustice]

💀

[@ColdBaltBlue]

Me, a Canadian: I do indeed concur!

[@SU-22Mthree]

Me an American: kinda true

[@cannibalcats4266]

Haha same

[@humans_suck]

You can’t describe Texas in one sentence- I stand corrected

[@Archer1e]

Same for Louisiana 😭I literally have crawfish holes in my yard

[@Thatoneguy12374]

​@@Archer1e Louisiana is just small Texas right

[@izzy993]

Same for Ohio 💀💀 the amount of Michigan haters are just..

[@benrodriguez3066]

As a Texan that lives in Texas he is all right cuz in my res literally only lone star beers

[@Woffles_The_Therian]

I'll prove you wrong again! "Hell on earth for 75% of the year!"

[@dinkindane]

He was gonna say master gamblers y’all. Don’t worry

[@meganrusch278]

“ nothing like thoughts, prayers, beer, deer, and fear.” 😂

[@_angel555]

“ey bozo look out im walkin ere!” my brother was dared to say that on a subway

[@sammy_le_trannie4077]

and what happened?

[@NotTorenVR]

Rip ur brother

[@_angel555]

@@sammy_le_trannie4077 he didn’t do it

[@bajablastt.]

BAHAHAHA OH NOOO

[@poppyhunt7684]

How did that end for him?

[@sydneylarson9709]

"Thoughts, prayers, beer, deer, and fear" had me laughing as a Texan

[@KinnieGray]

Same

[@imstoopid363]

same lol. 💀 they just forgot guns and republicans

[@sydneylarson9709]

@@imstoopid363 ikr that woulda been perfect!

[@LukasTheJet27]

Same

[@drugstore_perfume]

Same

[@Idkwhatmyusernameshouldb-fl4ro]

As a Coloradan, I can confirm we have evolved to breath in snow and ski for 25 hours a day

[@thatonecatgirl25]

“Hey, where you from?” “Nothin’ quite like thoughts, prayers, beer, deer, and fear!” “Ah. Texas. Tell me, how them cowboy boots working for ya?” 😂😂😂

[@antonia..raccuglia]

“hey, where are you from?” *”hey watch out im walkin’ here 💀”*

[@mrhost8882]

OI BOZO IM WALKIN HERE

[@wizakitty]

Mine isn't in this

[@samlovesstarss]

and I'm from *broken* *bing* *bong*

[@kitkatu-u4132]

“In an oven”

[@antonia..raccuglia]

@@wizakitty L + ratio

[@Jay_Games4409]

Him: "Hey, bozo look out I'm walking here" Everyone in NY: Everyone disliked that

[@dailydosageofdaye2078]

😂😂 lol literally as soon as he said hey bozo i let out an "ugh" in disgust

[@thatguyanderson]

“Fuck Jersey” would’ve been more accurate

[@dept1374]

@@thatguyanderson TRUE LMAO

[@bebeat1812]

Nah cuz he was accurate with New York I just wished there was a joke about ny cursing at nj

[@dailydosageofdaye2078]

@@bebeat1812 no he wasnt. He really wasnt dear. That statement is only "accurate" to new york city. So is the new jersey thing, but new york state does agree that new jersey sucks lol

[@GraceDavico-c1m]

“What happens here, I have not a clue” 😂

[@bethanybatts2398]

Not me waiting for South Carolina 😢😢😢

[@xkhaii]

"This is where you go to get a little deeper with the cousin"😭💀

[@ohmaha]

Me who lives in the heart of dixie Dude uncool

[@carlico1]

​@maxxie8472is a cousin part of your famliy?

[@Trombo002]

In Europe having sex with a cousin or aunt is legal

[@mjn300AsKonan_Starfel]

"Sweet home alanama"

[@taylorgreysoon737]

​​@@carlico1lright you are either young or is new to english Also to answer your question your cousin is the child of your father or mother's sibling's child

[@jellyman3647]

”nothing like thoughts, prayer, beer, dear, and fear.” Man I hate that it’s accurate 😭

[@squattinggopnik3334]

Same

[@Oldaccountinactive]

Ikr

[@bedrock30_40]

Absolutely

[@TheDarkNinja45]

That's too accurate 😂

[@miafassold7940]

Why are u so right

[@user-oq1nl4ob4x]

Ahhhhh one of this song finaly included alaska thank you so much i have been waiting for someone to unclued us for so long

[@gabraelnorrisAK]

This is the only comment I saw about us alaskans

[@poisondes6931]

“not enough oxygen” fvckin RIGHT 😭

[@calleighhoffman1272]

"It goes down in the barn" Mean while christen chenowith is sitting alone on broadway

[@Aspen_5550]

Lollllll

[@darthrevan8640]

Honestly I think Oklahoma is more dangerous for us gays than any other state Like it's a bunch 9f old white bigots who run the state our likely next governor is a homophobic cowboy republican who hates abortion rights and my right to suck a... Any way man we are fucking screwed

[@Itsmeivy_y]

Finally someone is where I’m from

[@calleighhoffman1272]

@@Itsmeivy_y haha

[@tabanimations9444]

I found my people lol

[@tables_areNice]

"what happens here, I have not a clue" Slipknot is sobbing rn 😔✊ edit: why does this have likes☠️

[@noahmarchand1900]

PEOPLE EQUALS SHIIIIIIIITTT

[@duck2659]

the heck is slipknot

[@HyperWaluigiAaron]

@@duck2659 rock band

[@duck2659]

@@HyperWaluigiAaron never even seen a rock song that fast

[@violeteyes42]

* slipknot fan noises *

[@Dunno_EM]

“Steam room that spawns covid, Karens and gators” as a Floridian I love this explanation

[@Bernard_Playz]

“Where are you from?” “hey bozo I’m walking here”

[@Whothe-heck-took-the-name-soli]

“Where are you from?” “Please.. oxygen…. I need…. Oxygen”

[@Genuinespaceman]

Same

[@Little_goofy]

Oh dang you’re far

[@kimberlysandoval680]

Same bro

[@iamverycoolandcool576]

oxygon

[@MilkNCheeseYT]

Colorado

[@jellycheesepuffs7113]

I'm in love with "nothing like thoughts, prayers ,beer, deer , and fear "

[@AlphaWerewolfCaptinTankman6578]

Good

[@funkyfelinefriend]

well seems you like my states part of the rap.

[@pinkpanda3019]

A

[@LukaTheseStarz]

Im Snookie by the pier

[@TDE4L]

and it’s completely true

[@GunniesGadgets749]

Michigan: well apparently I don't exist

[@Grim3s]

"Waltuh, stop watching youtube shorts."Mike, I'm waiting for my state to be said."

[@Aperture137]

“This is where you go to get a little deeper with a cousin” 💀

[@warthunderclipper]

Sus

[@tiffanywilliamsv3940]

Pov the cousins that always kiss:BABE LETS GO THERE NOW

[@E_R_K_2_0_9]

Oh Jesus I didn't know my state did this💀

[@OrangeGoose_13]

*SwEeT HoMe alAbAmA*

[@ChaoticDumbassWasTaken]

lmao idk about the rest of alabama but huntsville is good

[@sourcewatcher232]

"to get a little deeper to your cousin" pause

[@Securityism]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@daybrothers]

We are the alabama gang. To prove it say: ROLL TIDE!!!

[@MrPresidentFrog]

WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUEEEEEE (continue the lyrics keep going)

[@angry_sza_fan9006]

Rewind and replay

[@Christmasxvibes]

@@daybrothers yup . But there’s more places where the date there cousins

[@faithfulbrook]

As a floridian, I can confirm that "Covid karens and gators" is accurate.

[@user-fi9it9pu9s]

I do confirm that the Covid Karen and gaters is accurate.

[@L3m0n_Fl0w]

“This is where you go for snow and joining in a coven” Perfectly explained but its like the fcking hood here, everyone in the next five blocks knows each other and have multiple barbecues per day😭

[@EliasOxide]

"Where are you from again?" " *potatoes go hard.* "

[@asherridesrazor]

I’m from three feet long

[@tytythememeguy6910]

I'm not here

[@theyadoresage]

I'm from hey bozzo I'm walkin here

[@itsnotkoi]

I'm from Not enough oxygen

[@Bubblyb3ads]

I’m from saved by the bell

[@kaleigha_is_short]

“hey where are you from?” “and a bunch of master-“

[@aubriewhite4029]

Same!! I was tryna find someone who is from there

[@Sublir833]

I am from there and yes there is a lot white masters

[@IAWACATBMF2014]

Same bro

[@kev-kong56plays32]

Taters he was going to say master taters 😳

[@kaleigha_is_short]

@VIVIANA130. yessir!!

[@DreamPlayzYouTube]

"Where r u from?" "A place where i keep my crawfish in my yard." "What?"

[@Ghosty_Golbach63]

"Where are you from?" Cheaper By The Dozen

[@PeanutbutterHobgoblin]

"So, where are you from?" Oh, y'know... That one lady gaga song.

[@theanimeweebjazz969]

Yooooo same! Lol

[@DrMixy]

Ok but im seriously confused on which lady gaga song we are fron

[@sp_barrelracing]

At least you got oxygen 😂

[@theanimeweebjazz969]

@@DrMixy same ;-;

[@mcdreamyM.D]

@@DrMixy yoü and I from her born this way album

[@notkayleigh69]

“Where do you live?” “Where you get a little deeper with your cousin”💀💀

[@MaxSnack]

Me too brother. Me too 😔✋

[@NicholasGoatifiFan]

Aw hell nah bro did Alabama dirty 💀💀💀

[@andrewpotter9613]

West Virginia? Lmfao

[@Giogio2020jobro]

Sweet home alabama

[@TheBigBadRaven]

@@Giogio2020jobrobeat me to it

[@Foivestarberryloaf]

“Steam room that spawns covid karens and gators” As someone who lived in FL this is too accurate to even fight against😭

[@Jacob25769-_-]

Me as a student: *raising hand ✋ teacher picks me* me: why is there states floating above your head?

[@monkeyman0319]

“Hey where are you from?” *”cheese fondue💀”*

[@eastonsedivec2059]

And I am where their is a lot of thunder storms :ps theirs not

[@helaina.h]

same 💀

[@helaina.h]

i live in cheese fondue too 💀

[@JAYDEMETAL]

I just turned that 68 likes into 69 😏

[@helaina.h]

@@JAYDEMETAL shut upp lol

[@MK-dr7dx]

"What happens here? I have not a clue." Corn. Corn happens here.

[@Maxwell_Twist]

Nah, that's Ohio. Ohio is just one being corn field, and we'll happily torch a few towns to make room for more corn.

[@bendy6329]

Iowa is literally one of the most boring places I've ever been. There is nothing but fields

[@The_Lord_of_Cryptids]

@@Maxwell_Twist Iowa produces about 4 times as much corn as Ohio, and, having lived in Iowa for most of my life I can tell you that outside of some historic claims to fame like the Maytag company, and the invention of both the trampoline and the digital computer, Iowa's main things are corn, soybeans, and meth.

[@potatowofawrk]

Much corn happens here. And...uhm...Grant Wood? Grant Wood happened here? I guess? T-T

[@bodhibrowne2965]

Plus Nebraska too

[@YK42TFALC]

"EY BOZO LOOK OUT IM WOLKIN HEYA!!!!!!!!!" every new yorker ever

[@machothetaco6080]

“what happens here, I have not a clue” me in the corner: S-S-S-SLIPKNOT-

[@twist_ending7545]

"Nothin' like thoughts, prayers, beer, deer, and fear" LMAO

[@artemisaft0n]

It’s so true it hurts. Every country song ever 😭

[@skdeeskdeeskdee6142]

LUZ PFP

[@Wrong5328]

as a texan i can say, this is true

[@rylancanmakemoorepuns1753]

@@Wrong5328 as a fellow Texan I agree.

[@jenniferwebb5954]

I'm embarrassed to be Texan.

[@Luc1f3rM0rn1ngst4r]

As a New Yorker I can confirm we say “Hey bozo I’m walking ‘ere”

[@stariaaaa]

Yes we do

[@rileyadams7192]

agreed

[@Angel10442]

Agreed it’s very fun

[@meisbest]

Yeah we do all the time

[@EllisLux22]

Im a new yorker too, and i can comfirm you are right.

[@calvinvlog768]

this is the type of thing the social studies teacher plays before the finals and proudly says that her former students made this.

[@Grosjean28]

“What state are you from” “Nothing like thoughts, prayers, beer, deer, and fear”🕴️

[@midnightartist43]

“Nothin like thoughts, prayers, beers, deer, and fear” Yep, sounds about right lmao

[@tha2793]

Hey, new york and California have killed more children anywhere else though.

[@anondabomb]

Well, the fear is directed at what the other bozos are gonna try.

[@ricaivory6571]

All he was missing is the boots 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@well.ecUUse.me.princess]

As a Texan, this comment is👌

[@kuskimo6596]

Master hunter here, young one

[@Meme-Dealer8323]

Jokes aside, We all wish we had THIS guy as a Geography teacher.

[@Jaggsketchfn]

Same

[@YeahWho_iWannaKnow]

Yes

[@Forrest_O.]

I mean, he explained to me partially why I am not 80% mentally stable.

[@GengarlulAlt]

No

[@bulten4747]

No bru

[@miscellaneousman2713]

Ok you CANNOT deny, we got the best crawfish in Louisiana

[@zachstorms]

As a Louisianian, I can confirm there are actually crawfish in my yard.

[@DryIhs]

"This is where you go to feel like you're inside an oven." As an Arizonian, this is straight facts.

[@rileyallen5625]

uhmm have you been to texas

[@TOG-ThatOneGuy]

Bro try Honduras in summer

[@Jesussaveme85]

Hey Georgia here 🥵

[@exotic3151]

Ikr, us Arizonians have to endure 100 degrees Fahrenheit during the night. Don’t get me started to on the day time

[@derekturpen5138]

I lived in Arizona for 6 years only snowed once

[@Kietraudt]

Massachusetts was left unread 💀💀

[@harper_1414]

"where were you born?" "oh, steam room that spawns covid, karens, and gators" "where do you live now?" "horse race."

[@serenaisproblem]

“thoughts, prayers, beer, deer, and fear” you nailed it

[@Bruyuh]

as a texaers i agree with u

[@Asher-gw6pe]

@@Bruyuhits not "texaers" its Texan

[@Santos-xk6tc]

As a Texan kidnapped from there I agree

[@radman1239]

@@Bruyuhhuh?

[@adamscarsandstuff4969]

Where’s the side of extra *gun*

[@bakruptfern329]

Most accurate description of Texas I've ever heard, and I AM a Texan 😂

[@Peachplays1]

yeah I’m Texan to

[@mexicangoverment]

Yeah me too they should've said we are in a microwave💀

[@EliasKayama245]

​@@mexicangovermenttrue

[@thedestroyer342]

They got the Florida one wrong about the covid part

[@crisepticfn]

facts and im txn to

[@tippyhadroncollider]

Thanks for including Tracy Martel.

[@Dustin-wj6ur]

Broken bing bong 💀 i know not to feel insulted or proud

[@LavenderRat]

As a Texan, I have no words, bro just exposed us all 💀

[@MarxLeninTrotsky]

As a Oklahoman we got thing are going down in the barn feel lucky lmao

[@CMinor138]

As a Texan , fr

[@NIGHTYT125]

Everybody but people from oregon

[@clowner1]

we get stereotyped way too much

[@CMinor138]

@@clowner1 fr they’re always like “ yee haw cowboy I love Texas”

[@your_normal_human_lol]

“Hey where are you from?” “Nothing like thoughts, prayers, beer, deer, and fear!” “…”

[@fadedskull]

“Where you from?” “Just plain old Virginia”

[@brendonschwartz1160]

"This is where you go to be deeper in your cousin" AAAAA

[@Jag_132]

You like myths right

[@cocoacat.pngggg]

i read that at the same time i heard it on the audio

[@ShowGames_TV]

sweet home

[@Lululand22]

sWeEt HoMe AlAbAmA

[@courtneybrown516]

As an Alabamian we have a lovely joke: It's Alabama. It's not incest, it's just love!!!

[@lavendersun3025]

“Where are you from” “If you’re queer don’t come near” “Oh ok”

[@jumpobumpo]

Same! And tbh its true. Half of the people dont support 😅

[@_enot_]

@@jumpobumpo guess im in the other half that do support

[@tjtj1717]

@@_enot_ 🔄

[@gabbie5887]

Same!

[@FreakingSpies]

​@@jumpobumpo It's not that we don't support, honestly it's we just don't care, and the fact that people feel the need they have to treat their relationship as something different besides the norm is the problem, because it's not special and they aren't different.

[@Completely_darkness]

"Where are you from bro? " "Snooki at the pier" 💀

[@Cookiez4]

The last one 💀

[@harperchestershorts6436]

“Where are you from” Me: broken bing bong Edit: ty for all the likes :)

[@itisindeedaverysavvystudio]

YAS SO AM I just referenced Ava Max I’m so proud of myself :)

[@meowphosis]

Same

[@kadenceplayz8081]

Same

[@cactushiatus4118]

at least your not from "if your queer don't come near" I'm literally queer

[@beccaboo1090]

Sameeee When I saw it was “BrOkEn BiNg BoNg” I died laughing🤣

[@theoghorandoghazzasbeanlou5516]

“go here to feel like you’re in an oven” literally my life in AZ

[@Uhlyuhauby]

Someone from a different state/country: "Hey what is the temperature down there" Me: same old normal temperature Them: ? Me: *110 degrees*

[@Cuddly_goblin]

Fr

[@katieg672]

@@Uhlyuhauby i’m from texas and same.. rn it’s triple digits and it’s so hot but to us it’s normal ahhaa

[@mintflame24]

Fr

[@theoghorandoghazzasbeanlou5516]

@@Uhlyuhauby fr

[@xxtiamationxx3528]

“Infiltrated by influencers” very true

[@LittleTimmyG84]

Where do you live? "Not enough oxygen"

[@monsterunderyourcouch]

“A little deeper with a cousin”💀💀💀

[@sylenataylor]

Yeah it is legal to date a cousin of yours in Alabama

[@rtired]

should’ve said little deeper *in* a cousin

[@rosalietharp]

​@@rtired 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Ari-zj3lb]

🎶Ooooooooohhhhhh Sweet Home Alabama where you get deeper with your cousin!🎶😂😂😂

[@werwolfgamingyt8369]

​​@@sylenataylorseveral states of the United States prohibit cousin marriage. As of February 2014, 24 U.S. states prohibit marriages between first cousins, 19 U.S. states allow marriages between first cousins, and seven U.S. states allow only some marriages between first cousins.Six states prohibit first-cousin-once-removed marriages. Some states prohibiting cousin marriage recognize cousin marriages performed in other states, but despite occasional claims that this holds true in general, laws also exist that explicitly void all foreign cousin marriages or marriages conducted by state residents out of state. So some states allow it if its with ur second cousin