If Illumination Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes

What crimes would Ohare (The Lorax), Vector (Despicable Me) and Gru (Despicable Me) be charged with?
A video examining what would Illumination villains be charged with if they were to be in court.
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[@realmousait]

Let me know what villains you want to feature in part 2!!!!

[@deshawnedwards6412]

El Macho, Balthazar Bratt, Scarlet Overkill and Herb.

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Buster Moon from Sing and Sing 2. Yeah he's not a Villain but done a lot of wrong stuffs in the film and get away with it.

[@reypolemico1726]

Bowser

[@elkins8969]

That wolf (forgot his name) from Sing 2.

[@grahamsuniverse1115]

@@reypolemico1726 The Super Mario Bros Movie doesn’t come out until 4/7/23

[@abyssalboy8811]

Gru getting 3 years and then a 7 bucks fine in the same scene is wild.

[@camronandelean3666]

@@Hello_Kitty_Fan then again the first fine for vector was stealing an entire landmark

[@yojotube4660]

😆

[@dreska255]

Also how he starts off with only $7 and ends up with infinity in fines

[@Mrbombastic59]

@@camronandelean3666 but then again Gru owes infinite money

[@gecogameryt5878]

He stole the fucking moon!?

[@HappyMatt12345]

Can I just comment on the fact that Gru apparently has the endurance to withstand several missile blasts, the reflexes to dodge multiple missiles, and the strength to literally backhand Vectors shark?

[@vladildikan]

and yet he looks like THAT.

[@zach415]

@@vladildikan he’s built like Garp from One Piece and I’m pretty sure HE can backhand a shark

[@vladildikan]

@@zach415 garps arms and legs actually match his body, gru has spindly little limbs.

[@n-s-a7113]

Bro invested his points into endurance, agility and strength

[@thunderdragon6318]

I think he may have gone ultra instinct at one point

[@Oreo_Dog]

I love how Gru received a life sentence and was in infinite debt, and then he has “points off his license”.

[@peckychicken]

How exactly would infinite debt work?

[@Todds_Minecraft]

Simple, any money other than what you spend on groceries, or stuff you buy, gets taken away including bank account deposits.

[@Neuwey331]

@@peckychicken Simply, put. All the money you will earn and have will be taken. Essentially, your money privileges are gone forever.

[@your_local_pick_me]

Its pretty good, the rise of gru​@Neuwey331

[@ChrisHinners008]

@@Neuwey331your bloodline is cursed with infinite poor

[@cryptcal436]

I love how during this entire video gru or vector weren’t charged for possession of illegal firearm. I guarantee neither of them have a licence for it.

[@Agohlmador]

Technically, those weapons aren't firearms. Gru's 'gun' was more of a directed energy weapon.

[@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit]

If you make your own gun, you can legally use it without a license.

[@BandiTheRenegade]

What are you, British?

[@patheticcube20]

Don’t think you can have a license for Explosives.

[@patheticcube20]

@@BandiTheRenegadefirearms licensing is a thing in some specific us states

[@koneko-2562]

I like how Gru does more villainous acts unknowingly than he does trying to be a villain, and people said he wasn’t cut out for it, sure proves them wrong.

[@RomitHeerani]

Minions wouldn't follow him otherwise, a knowing villain can be changed or punished, if you try that with Gru he would end up hurting you in return (accidentally)

[@Russian_empire_is_based]

Gru was evil even as a child

[@PusheenDeCat]

@@RomitHeerani I always thought the minions built that stuff those guys love Gru

[@TheShadow14150]

As both, he has reckless driving and osha violations

[@cetomedo]

@@PusheenDeCat I think at some point it turned into that, but they are instinctually attracted to evil. They found Gru through instinct, got attached to him through sentient intelligence.

[@pandathebest4389]

Getting 112 years AND 2 life sentences in prison is just such a Vector moment

[@corvetaumbr2410]

I just imagine the judge at the court: "Okay vector, so your sentence is a whole life in prison, after that you'll be arrested for your whole life again, and after that ends you'll also stay 112 years in prison, thank you and good day."

[@jasonx1174]

@@corvetaumbr2410 (Gavel slam)

[@ellbent]

Fun Fact: You have higher chances to find an immortal in prison than out at the wild because of life sentences. Let’s hope Vector is that immortal man 👍

[@binchicken5079]

VECTOR OH YEAH!!

[@matthewb5364]

"Oh, poop."

[@ozgamerab8780]

5:56 I find it quite nice for Gru to add some tips to the jar, proves he isn’t THAT bad.

[@Attorney.Super_Queen]

It's still stealing tho

[@ozgamerab8780]

@@Attorney.Super_Queen Well he still added tips

[@Attorney.Super_Queen]

@@ozgamerab8780 I'm not disagreeing, don't get me wrong, I'm just saying that it's still stealing tho

[@ozgamerab8780]

@@Attorney.Super_Queen Oh ok, I’m just saying it’s better than stuffing an entire teddy bear inside the tip jar, which was done when Gru was a kid 😆

[@Attorney.Super_Queen]

@ozgamerab8780 Shoot I need to watch Minions the Rise of Gru so

[@TheUnknownGam3r]

Additional offenses: O'hare 2:09 - Unlawful Search & Seizure. He did not have a search warrant, nor would he even have the authority to execute the search anyway Vector 5:25 - Operating an unregistered aircraft and he more than likely does not have a pilot license Gru 7:29 - Property Damage, Leaving the scene of an accident 7:40 - Attempted Murder 7:43 - Trespassing, Destruction of Property, Breaking & Entering 7:56 - Operating an unregistered aircraft, doing so without a license, safety violations 9:39 - Breaking & Entering, Destruction of Property 9:41 - None of them appear to be wearing a seatbelt, 1 additional count of Operating an unregistered vehicle 10:26 - Child Endangerment 11:22 - Operating an unregistered spacecraft, doing so without a license, and Criminal Negligence resulting in Bodily Harm (The Surfers were injured as a direct result of his actions)

[@lbrett7054]

I think vector is guilty of two more cases of animal abuse, one for the squid launcher and one for keeping a shark in the sewers (or at least animal negligence for allowing it to get into the sewers). Also sharks are a protected species and therefore illegal to keep as pets.

[@m90e]

If Bratt gets a charge for having missiles as part of his defenses, Vector would too.

[@QALore]

You forgot SDM at 9:46

[@Zeonite-of5lu]

He did put the wall back though, so I feel like a trespassing charge is fair. Also, he was just annoyed and blew of steam but wasn't trying to actually kill Vector. The other additional offences are fair.

[@averageconsumer0]

I Would add that shrinking the moon and stealing it would cause all sorts of destruction due to the sudden gravitational shift of Earth, leading to the death of millions of people. This would warrant a death penalty for Planetary Terrorism

[@CaptDuty491]

I like how once Gru takes the moon, he has a charge more than Vector. Thus showing that stealing the moon is the greatest achievement of a super villain.

[@majoratwili7312]

Pretty sure stealing the moon would be a crime against the entire planet and probably result in his swift execution at the hands of whichever country payed the most to do it

[@virginiaproductions652]

I mean, it would kill Earth in real life.

[@TheHorselessHeadlessFellow]

@@virginiaproductions652 why?

[@alwaysxetra3245]

@@TheHorselessHeadlessFellow tell me you haven't passed 6th grade without telling me you haven't passed 6th grade

[@user-jd5nu5kh3k]

@@alwaysxetra3245 Idk what school you go to but mine never told us what would happen if "the moon disappeared"

[@jakeb4569]

Wouldn’t Gru lying about being a dentist also be impersonating a medical professional?

[@diliscollective9743]

only if he attempts to perform medical services, i would guess

[@Joetheknight406]

yes, if he were to use an existing professionals credentials as his own.

[@Joetheknight406]

​@@diliscollective9743 that would be "preforming medical services without a license" which is a different charge.

[@Pills2]

Don’t forget he communicates with criminals and uses illegally obtained money from the evil bank (that’s how I think they get their profit it’s that or their a legitimate bank)

[@Pills2]

They’re*

[@minanminan9484]

4:45 The computer states that the missiles are heat seeking so if an airplane is in the vacinity of the missiles the missiles would lock on. Considering most comercial planes don't have flares this could endanger civilians

[@agent_sus3273]

Considering he’s already facing a life sentence, it seems like a moot point

[@_P2M_]

But Gru is the hottest man alive, so that wouldn't happen.

[@siliswest498]

*most*

[@BurntMemories]

Ohare is actually confirmed to be a Zillionare ($1,000,000,000,000,000) from a line in the opening song. So his fine would be $2,000,000,000,000,000 assuming he made exactly one zillion. Love ur vids man, keep up the great work!

[@TheFluxChampion]

Isn't that like 1 quadrillion

[@BurntMemories]

nope, 2 zillion@@TheFluxChampion

[@mm3shadowman982]

still nothing on Gru's debt of $∞

[@averageconsumer0]

if he didnt pay taxes he would be hammered by the IRS, possibly 20 to 40 years

[@kwildspirit]

2 septillion

[@aperson9007]

I like how basically he is in prison forever, has to pay an infinite amount of damage. When 5 minutes ago he had to pay 7 dollars for theft.

[@yep1486]

truly the rise of an underdog villain

[@CUP1D_777]

I think because the fine is 7 bucks it’s prob because you have to pay for what you stole

[@hudsondowney5624]

At least he left a tip.

[@CUP1D_777]

@@hudsondowney5624 true

[@Average_Local_Cat]

Who

[@noahnorman6877]

Let’s not forget that Vector also held the girls away from Gru unless he gave him the Moon, which could probably be considered ransom, that’s an extra ten years for Vector.

[@caseypitt1296]

Not to mention he didn’t even give them back, which in a way could be considered fraud.

[@harrygold8407]

I thought the exact same thing!!

[@misaelchalas8561]

@@caseypitt1296 doesn’t the transaction have to be yk, legal for it to be fraud?

[@MorganSaph]

no? There's just has to be a transaction where one party lies and doesn't hold up their end of the transaction. Whether the transaction itself is legal or not is unimportant when considering fraud. That said I'm no lawyer, so I know I'm wrong about something here.

[@HOLDENPOPE]

could Vector be indirectly charged with the infinite damages relating to the Moon because of that?

[@onerandomdragonlover8578]

Gru also needs a breaking and entering charge as well as trespassing because literally cut a hole in the wall and came INSIDE vector's property.

[@Zeonite-of5lu]

The wall was repaired by his robots.

[@onerandomdragonlover8578]

@@Zeonite-of5lu I know, but those same robots cut the hole in the first place so he could get in.

[@Zeonite-of5lu]

@onerandomdragonlover8578 For breaking and entering, Gru would get time in prison and a fine for what he damaged to get into Vectors layer. He's already getting time in prison for breaking in there, but he just won't get a fine as he repaired the wall completely after he broke in there.

[@onerandomdragonlover8578]

@@Zeonite-of5lu ah. Had no idea it was that technical, thank you.

[@camilorodriguez5602]

gru did WHAT in vector's property??????

[@GetDougDimmadomed]

With Vector, you forgot about all the military grade weaponry that's not only illegal to own, but was either stolen or bought on the black market.

[@meltedchees]

Or he made them

[@JacobGaming2016]

I feel like Grand Larceny would be an understatement because of how massive of a theft stealing the Moon would be. But given how there isn’t a name for a crime like this I can understand that being the the crime you would give.

[@realmousait]

yeah, exactly my problem.

[@mangle9143]

The fine is infinite though, soooo

[@PurpleHeartE54]

Not to mention the possible world-wide chaos it would do to the world if the Moon lost it's gravitational force.

[@DapperBrick]

Could chalk it up to global terrorism since removing the moon would jeopardize the entire human race.

[@kashveltri5092]

Grand Grand Larceny.

[@allaboutmelz]

This dude came outa nowhere and instantly started releasing bangers.

[@chino5226]

Bro on god💀

[@x.v3n0m.x]

fr, couldn’t stop watching em 😭

[@gtrfan137kereere6]

NAH LITERALLY

[@mangle9143]

Honestly, I at first thought that these were one of those 10 year old series that youtube randomly decides to popularize, but no!

[@A_Surpluss_of_Stupidity]

Fax

[@Thehourofjoy-hu2nb]

Me, imagining him sitting on the couch, watching movies in a row with a pen and paper, analyzing every single detail checking if it’s a law or not

[@ozgamerab8780]

8:54 It is really funny how they thought that was blood, but actually that was juice from her juice box 😂

[@seamuspink9098]

for those saying "boobytrapping is illegal" none of those were acutally automatic to be considered "boobytraps", they were controlled by vector in real time so it counts as weapons and not traps, no charges

[@DrRank]

And most of them could be considered self-defence. Most.

[@weliketoparty394]

*most?*

[@genji2191]

@@DrRank give reasons why it's *most*

[@madmonty4761]

​@@genji2191 nukes

[@genji2191]

@@madmonty4761 oh yeah

[@alexiacorbin3052]

vector using pirrhanas as weapons would also probably count as owning exotic wildlife which could be invasive, resulting in a hefty fine

[@lordblack998]

and owning a shark

[@3twibles4sweetrevenge]

Pirrhanas omfg 😆

[@alexiacorbin3052]

@@lordblack998 a shark would also be an exotic pet, as well as being kept in poor conditions (the sewers, far too cramped and disgusting) which would make another hefty fine

[@championregion2078]

Yeah that is a good point

[@flodzz]

it's also a biological weapon technically

[@TheArklyte]

I would like to add that Vector and Gru both evade taxes, Vector most likely disassembled the pyramid ie destroyed it to move it AND *Gru has literal nuclear(not radiation warning like on some radar warheads, but literal nukes) warning on one of the missiles his car is armed with.*

[@mothra_m0mmy]

The songs he plays when he doesn’t want to get copyrighted are fire

[@jsadi4734]

Yeah, it really slaps!

[@Smugs33]

Side note for vector, he gets away with those traps only because they are manually activated. Otherwise they would be classified as boobytraps and considered illegal.

[@DanielLCarrier]

Except for the shark, which he did not get away with.

[@e1357]

@@DanielLCarrier Not to mention that trap was built into city property, codde inforcements gonna have a trident up his ass and force him to tear all that out

[@humanman2358]

haha, booby

[@AngryBones69]

Well yes, but the fact that they are activated via a keyboard means that if he mistakes the trap keyboard with a normal one, he would be charged with manslaughter.

[@harryhoudini9613]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ 36.263155, -115.1811571

[@gabrielbarahona6643]

I'm absolutely dying over the "life sentence" being followed by a "points off his license" 💀

[@azultarmizi]

then the infinite dollar in fine for stealing the moon

[@defnot_str8]

time stamp?

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

Don't forget the literally 7 dollars

[@frostfamily5321]

Man, I'm dead!💀

[@theastonvillaseal585]

Sick ride tbf

[@GummyPikminProductions]

5:16 Wouldn’t also planning to use his piranha gun be attempted animal abuse, if that’s a thing?

[@TylerBurke-fb2pb]

5:14 That perfectly cut scream

[@jonathanvasquez8501]

Aloysius O' Hare is an example of never judge a book by its cover

[@warlordofbritannia]

Just realized he shares the same first name as Shitler's older brother...cool

[@MadChristoph]

O'Hare looks just like Kim Jong Un

[@madrussian1444]

I had no idea that was his first name 🤦

[@jonathanvasquez8501]

@@MadChristoph ikr

[@Pieceofdatoast]

@@MadChristoph he is Russel's father

[@krypticunlimited6925]

3:55 I dont know why but the narrator giving a full proffessional analysis as to why this is a crime over slow mo footage of Gru getting absolutely devoured is just hilarious to me

[@border_collie7991]

Some of it is wrong tho. Depending on what state or country you live in, he should go off of what the prosecutor would give the villain in the villains city.

[@krypticunlimited6925]

Gru actually wouldn't be fined or punished for stealing the moon. According to article 2 of the Space Treaty, "Outer space, including the Moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means.The development of international space law has revolved much around outer space being defined as the 'province of all mankind'. This means that the moon is not owned by any person, enterprise, or government, and therefore Gru can not be charged for stealing it since it doesn't even belong to anybody

[@krypticunlimited6925]

@@border_collie7991 I think he’s judging all the villains based on the real life American justice system

[@PSiOO2]

@@krypticunlimited6925 you have to remember that by taking the moon he endangers the whole humanity in many complex ways, so while stealing moon is not considered theft, it would be considered a crime against humanity or smth

[@Kjf365]

@@krypticunlimited6925 I think it would be classified as international terrorism due to the role it plays in the world's natural order and he did it specifically because the world would react with fear and desperation.

[@kickinchickenformerlysunkist]

11:11 Remove the mutilation sentence, that same exact minion changes back into normal size during the space sequence.

[@justawildboi]

LIST OF THE CRIMINALS: 1 Aloysius O’ Hare: 0:00 2 Vector: 2:27 3 Gru: 5:35

[@Eric_The_Cleric]

I do appreciate that at the end for Gru's he got some points off his license. Like, man's already got life sentences, millions in fines, etc. The fact his license isn't just revoked would be astonishing at thar point.

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

Assuming he has a license.

[@lucaschannel1113]

In my eyes for Gru if these sentences would be revoked on him it would already be too late since he saved the world literally twice after the first film!!!

[@cosmicredeemer3109]

But he’s a protagonist. Maybe a borderline an antihero. Well maybe a start to his antihero journey.

[@AngryBones69]

I know right. Judge: You may go after we address one more punishment. Gru: What can make this worse. Tell me. Judge: points off your license. Gru: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@Fluff-rq7tv]

Thar

[@loganmiller7827]

I laughed so hard at the $7 fine Gru got for stealing coffee lol. That's probably the smallest actual crime anyone will commit in this series

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Look at the bright side, at least he paid with a tip.

[@andrijajankovic3865]

Lowest crime is Bad Language committed by Tony Stark and got 5 minute time-out

[@stringbean5920]

Should of been 70 usually 10 times the amount you steal..

[@damaplehound]

@@stringbean5920 🤓

[@CakesAreNotTruths]

@@andrijajankovic3865 even though the actual crimes he commited were from ultron (one of Tony Stark's Creations), but tony stark didn't have intent for it to happen

[@QALore]

There's something you forgot to add: At 9:45, in addition to Gru's Reckless Driving charge, we see that the person on the guardrail is fishing. However, Gru accidentally knocks him over with the vehicle. Although the sea/water is right next to the person, he probably got serious injured due to the hard surface of the cliff. Due to this, I don't think this poor man made it alive. I'm counting this as Manslaughter. Even in a case where the person managed to survive, that may have been Battery. Also, if the person survived or died, this would (maybe) be Reckless Endangerment since he was on a cliff and was very close to falling off. (wait nevermind hes reckless endangering himself). (also the fishing pole might've broke so ill count that as property damage and would make gru pay atleast 35 dollars.) Because of the Manslaughter and Property Damage charges, Gru's sentence would be 90.25 years, $infinite criminal damage (infinity+35=infinity), 2 life sentences, his lair being shut down, and points taken off his license.

[@ozgamerab8780]

10:49 That man did cheat during his game, but that isn’t really an excuse to destroy his property.

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

Crazy how O' Hare had to pay tons of money and maximum of 6 years, but then Vector with his first crime immediately gets smacked with 40 years, and way less money.

[@frostfamily5321]

Speaking of which, I hope 0:22 also applies to patent users! And if Vector got accused of battery I wonder if he would say "oh, that reminds me, Gru tried to spy on me( twice )!"

[@ranelgallardo7031]

Vector stole the pyramids.

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

@@ranelgallardo7031 I know, I'm just saying it was a big jump.

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

@@frostfamily5321 Probably, that sounds like him.

[@ranelgallardo7031]

​@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 Stealing an ancient monument with a very high level of reverance in Egypt is probably going to make it a big jump.

[@jacobszymczak9323]

I like how in addition to life in prison and Infinite monetary reparations, Gru also has to worry about some points off his liscense and by far the scariest thing, OSHA Violations

[@AlexAlexAlexAlexAlexAlex]

They’re the IRS but for business owner respectfully

[@AlexAlexAlexAlexAlexAlex]

@@jacksonparks1427 when you said gru is rich I thought of this video

[@AlexAlexAlexAlexAlexAlex]

@@jacksonparks1427 kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWXRdYBuo9GnnK8

[@AlexAlexAlexAlexAlexAlex]

@@jacksonparks1427 I did too recently

[@QuarioQuario54321]

O’hare probably also got a really long amount of time for mass pollution and the control he had, and basically stating that oxygen was not a human right, the way a guy from nestle said “water is not a human right”.

[@MaxwellVrooman]

Here’s the thing he’s not selling people air he’s selling idiots things they already got like they can clearly breathe outside by themselves without his air and he can’t tell me he’s just pumping fresh air out into the world out of the kindness of his own heart. Also the bottles of air he delivers pumps out really fast. Meaning you got 12 minutes of air that stuff enough for someone to drive around and drop off more air meaning you can breathe just fine without it but buy it because it’s convenient kind like buying a bottle of water at a convenience store you could probably just go home real quick and get yourself a bottle of water but it’s convenient to just buy it from here so O’Hare doesn’t have monopoly on air. He’s selling idiots a product they can get for free.

[@zcarp8642]

You COULD make an exception as its generally stated and ruled(from my knowledge) that in areas that you arent expected to have privacy, its not illegal to film/record, but also the cameras are probably WAY too close to many houses, which kind of screws over his whole immunity

[@kalebwieland4938]

There hasn't really been any fictional villain that has committed any more type of crimes than Gru, and he achieved just that. He gets more points for his crimes from childhood as well.

[@XGplays]

so theres a real villian that has commited more crimes?

[@mpgodjr]

@@XGplays probably not, even hitler doesn't compete lmao

[@StormTheSquid]

I guarantee you there is. I've personally written one. First degree murder x73, first degree attempted murder x87, mutilation x124 (flaying alive), mutilation x35 (loss of sight), mutilation x184 (loss of limbs), kidnapping x22, torture x12, theft x743, grand larceny x174, taking a hostage x78, criminal negligence x532, grand theft auto x15, possession of unlicensed firearm (I think that's the charge?) x52, racketeering x60, fraud x12, driving an unregistered vehicle x12, reckless driving x50, reckless endangerment x72, trespassing x30, breaking and entering x30, assault & battery x2532, assault with a deadly weapon x4235, terrorism x9, I kinda lost count of how many unlawful surveillance, stalking, and various cybercrime charges he'd have, abuse of a political office (I forget the exact charge) x4, misappropriation of political campaign funds x2, and one single charge of treason/rebellion. A total of somewhere between 28 and 34 different types of crime.

[@sasha.casha.simakov]

@@mpgodjr well… gru didn’t commit war crimes so… bad comparison imo

[@mpgodjr]

@@sasha.casha.simakov he would've done worse. Taking away the moon would caused tens of millions of deaths, and the chaos of it all would cause riots and such making it worse than some war crimes.

[@taintec]

I love how he mentioned Reckless Driving, as if he didn’t just commit Manslaughter while sending an old man tumbling down a cliff 9:55

[@masonsykes2240]

He was fishing, which means there's water underneath him a short enough distance away to make fishing from that spot practical. He'll be fine!

[@dylanmcmoney1442]

It would still be hit and run, then.

[@masonsykes2240]

@@dylanmcmoney1442 Fair enough

[@StarWithAPencil]

He appears in the future movies so he is alive.

[@detomnz2024]

@@StarWithAPencil illumination being lazy by using old models

[@gravysamich]

I would argue that all of vectors traps are illegal as even though grute was on his property there are still limits to what responses are legal. A good example of this is the case of the shotgun booby trap. A land owner set up a shot gun trap to defend his valuables in a home he didn't occupy. It ended up blowing a guys leg off when he tried to rob the place. The thief was arrested and charged with his crimes, but he later sued the land owner over this incident as it was such an extreme thing and he actually won.

[@briansmith6620]

Love how you put O'hare at the bottom of the mugshot! Hilarious!!

[@pusheenthecat9264]

Airport security: "Got any contraband with you?" Vector with a suspiciously pyramid backpack: "Nope. No contraband."

[@harperbarras870]

How would he fit the pyramid in a backpack tho? Unless he stole the shrink ray before hand

[@andysstuff1]

@@harperbarras870 it was a joke

[@harperbarras870]

@@andysstuff1 oh

[@whirrrl]

Airport security: "Oh ok, you're free to go!"

[@Thatoneguyanimations]

@@whirrrl airport: alright we’ll just pack it on top and you’ll be good to go sir

[@cjlemna1027]

The fact that you only used one movie for Gru is very impressive in his feats

[@airistasty2754]

If he used more gru would probably be in for millennia

[@Rich_succ]

Yes

[@georgyekimov4577]

also hes freeze beab should kill people in like 2 to 5 minuets so he has a mass murder on hes hands

[@SPhantoms9000]

@@airistasty2754 and also he becomes a hero in the sequels. He even admitted himself in Despicable Me 3 that even though he was fired, he doesn't want to be back as a villain.

[@airistasty2754]

@SavagePhantoms 9000 I know but the minion movies and despicable me 2 and still he does some Illegal things in 3

[@Wild-Goober]

7:55 I think you should’ve a,so added breaking and entering, as well as trespassing (Idk if trespassing overrides breaking and entering bcz they the same thing kinda)

[@Gir.Is.Greenn]

Fun fact: Brat, Vector, and El Macho all three are the human evil versions of Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles

[@OMGITSAC3]

Because of the case Katko v. Briney, Vector would also be charged for the traps he has on his property. The case basically says that a homeowner can’t set deadly traps on their property to cause harm to a trespasser

[@damonedrington3453]

That’s pretty unamerican

[@nesyboi9421]

@@damonedrington3453 Yes, however Shotgun trap

[@Mika-ph6ku]

@@nesyboi9421 Is very American and should be legal. Don't want to get maimed/killed by a shotgun trap? Maybe don't attempt to break into people's homes...

[@johnadler6987]

@@Mika-ph6ku I agree with this person.

[@dreetz0831]

@@johnadler6987 same

[@pyromaniachimbo]

I love how Gru still tips after freezing several people.

[@LeakyTrees]

He's a villain, not a monster!

[@lukasg4807]

He helps pay the worker, but not starbucks. He just hates large corporations.

[@pyromaniachimbo]

@@lukasg4807 Criminally based.

[@hiplsnols4394]

if u have the money, tip the employees

[@TheOnlyCaprisun]

@@pyromaniachimbo Illegally so.

[@VideoMatoran]

Both despicable me villains earned such a huge sentence, that there's no time left in the human lifespan for them to return to civil life a hopefully better person, leaving me to conclude that these two, with their track records, are such extreme cases, you can't help but think keeping them imprisoned is a waste of resources. They earned inferno at best.

[@emilienhebert7529]

this is too good, make part 2!!!

[@MrTiesk]

I don't think the lack of safeguards and hard hats could count, as minions are considered invulnerable. The anti gravity Potion leading to a minion floating to space is definitely a violation though

[@aidenmontes3463]

@@FatherNagic kars

[@pinkdoe1725]

@@FatherNagic iS tHaT a jOjO rEfErAnCe?

[@defcon4215]

The real question is if the minions are legal citizens

[@user-ol1pm2iw9j]

@@defcon4215 Probably, that has the potential to add massive blows like: below minimum salary for employment (if they are legally imployed which I doubt) this can also get him in trouble for potential human trafficking which I doubt aswell since the minions are doing it consensually, This could also get him in trouble adoption laws wise but yet again, this isn't all straight

[@cheetamcu644]

The thing is OSHA doesn't cover self-employment which is kinda what the minions are doing (choosing to just work for him) or other organizations/federations which you could argue the minions run their own organization and aren't bound by any nation. At most I would consider the minions as pets/animals despite their intelligence they aren't considered humans.

[@pyrarius1598]

Also, if you look at Gru's missiles on the plane, there are nuclear symbols on some of them. This goes into actual War Crime territory of the usage of Nuclear Weaponry

[@ABaumstumpf]

"This goes into actual War Crime territory of the usage of Nuclear Weaponry" No, not really.

[@zeta0149]

The usage of nukes is not a war crime, rather it’s the mass genocide of civilians that’s usually associated with it that is.

[@marcovanvugt9797]

Are you going to do a full version of Gru's crimes in the future? (like he also commited many crimes further in the franchise)

[@ruancarlosneves9586]

7:43 the guy in the background running left and right just makes this scene so much funnier 😂

[@kanjigodomo9696]

90 years and three months in federal prison, life without bail, a VERY hefty criminal charge that includes stealing the moon, his workplace being shutdown, and points off his license, and this is just in one movie. Let's not forget that this went as far as his childhood, and in the third movie, he went back to villainy, albeit briefly. Not to mention some illegal acts he may have caused in the second movie.

[@Fish-bt4cj]

And dont forget that he's one of two villains in that movie

[@kanjigodomo9696]

After doing some math, to those that want to know the actual price Gru needed to pay for stealing the moon, it would've added up to over 314 nonillion dollars. That's greater than the current US debt by trillions.

[@BakedAlaskaTM]

@@kanjigodomo9696 i feel like trillions is an understatement

[@kanjigodomo9696]

@@BakedAlaskaTM I may be underestimating that, but all I know is that right now, the US is at least quintillions of dollars in debt. I learned that in my last year in high school, which was seven years ago, and with what has happened in the world recently, it's likely to have climbed to the sextillions by now.

[@BakedAlaskaTM]

@@kanjigodomo9696 damn

[@jonahdengler3858]

Gru was just wanting to be a villain. He does have a change of heart at the end of the first film, and while he did some pretty “despicable” things, he’s not really evil.

[@Echoline77]

Wiether he was aspiring to be a villain or not, it doesn't change the fact that he did commit some real bad crimes

[@dumpyfan3362]

What really irks me is how 5:50 is assault and battery. Shouldn't that be 1st degree murder X6?

[@anoriginalname410]

@@dumpyfan3362 No, they're not dead. It's very likely that emergency services would be able to thaw them, and give proper treatment in order to make sure they survive the injuries.

[@dumpyfan3362]

@@anoriginalname410 oh alright, makes sense how vector is alive at 7:37

[@imokguysivetoldyoutoomanyt2427]

@@anoriginalname410 I ain't making any argument but I would assume by the time the police would get there the victims would have suffocated by then, so we could say 1st degree murder X7 (counting Vector) assuming the authorities couldn't get there In time.

[@Nightrexor]

For Vector, you forgot Blackmail/Extortion when he decided to keep the Gorls when Gru gave the moon

[@DeeVeeElevenOhThreePointOne]

0:12 = this song is copyrighted i can't include it

[@ThatBroBam]

this song is copyrighted i can’t include it

[@vaguelyhumanoid7419]

I'd like to argue that Vector should get charged for reckless endangerment for every tra- defence he has that aims onto the street. Since they can be activated by what appears to be a regular keyboard, there's a chance he could accidentally activate the traps on random people, thus either killing or seriously harming them

[@lordblack998]

also terrorism, charge him with terrorism

[@cetomedo]

Also he has several clearly automatic weapons, alongside military-grade missiles and full-on nuclear weapons. There's some unlawful possession charges somewhere in there.

[@HOLDENPOPE]

and reckless endangerment of all life on Earth due to demanding the Moon

[@leeloogalaxy]

@@HOLDENPOPE that should be Gru's since he took it in the first place

[@HOLDENPOPE]

@@leeloogalaxy Both Gru and Vector would be charged with it, as Vector is the one who had Gru steal it.

[@demiurge7111]

During the Vector part, you also could've gotten him for multiple counts of owning illegal fireworks and firearms, as well as reckless endangerment and destruction of property (Roads and sidewalks, and there is no doubt due to the size of the explosion that bystanders had their ear drums suffer major damage, actually get caught in the explosion, or have their residencies destroyed or damaged.)

[@John_Marston_1907]

Damn

[@ericocypriani2308]

Damn indeed

[@shivchadda]

and robbery of shrink ray

[@brikstik3442]

I’m surprised we didn’t account for any acts of terrorism in the whole vid as well.

[@avkkankan]

Not to mention that aside from the federal Vector v State charges loads of civilians would press charges and win their respective cases racking vector an unimaginable amount of money owed on top everything.

[@larryalvares1369]

Well, these cases would heavily or entirely depend if these crimes happened in US jurisdiction, as well as the statue of limitations if these people escape long enough for most or all of the crimes they've been charged with to be automatically dropped. Obviously, Vector and Gru's crimes happened in the US, but O'hares case didn't happen in the US (not to mention if it happened on Earth at all)

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

Vector's possession of military-grade munitions definitely violates ATF regulations on destructive devices, and his irresponsible use of them would most likely cause massive damage to public property. If that detonation at 4:10 ruptured underground utilities, then he'd be in even more trouble. Interestingly, his use of red-bellied piranhas as ammunition, while animal abuse, does not violate any protected wildlife acts. Red-bellied piranhas are the single most common piranha species, and are not considered endangered or threatened in any way. Gru also owns and uses ATF-regulated destructive devices. In addition to fraud, impersonating a medical doctor is a felony. Vector and Gru are also committing major FAA violations by intruding on controlled airspace (they're operating above the clouds, which definitely puts them in Class A airspace) and by flying in homemade aircraft, likely without getting airworthiness certificates.

[@mccaincompton8293]

O'Haire had the largest fine, Vector had the longest sentences, and Gru had the most actions against him

[@firephoenix7788]

No, O'Haire only needs to pay 400,001$. Gru needs to pay a infinite sum of money.

[@TheStopwatchGod]

@@firephoenix7788 Yeah, except infinite isn't a number,

[@nuclearpugg]

I wonder where stealing the moon would put Vector?

[@lukttk]

@@TheStopwatchGod It's a cardinal number. Basically a cardinal constraint pattern. Gru would give ℵ to the bank an ℵ amount of times every 0,00^ℵ ℵseconds on an amount of times of ℵ.

[@lukttk]

@@TheStopwatchGod it's the amount of particles that can be created in this plain of existance every 0,00^ℵ ℵsecond. At least i'm guessing.

[@double1777]

You could argue that the handrails in the factory are unnecessary given that the minions are immortal and would not be injured or killed by a fall.

[@Olivia-iv8kd]

Still osha would still have gru have rhandrails

[@kichiroumitsurugi4363]

@@Olivia-iv8kd Yea, if not for the minions, it would be for Dr. Nefario and Gru himself

[@ozgamerab8780]

They can still get hurt.

[@starmanofspacetime9825]

Immortal doesn’t necessarily mean immunity to pain, it means living forever

[@someone24688]

Osha doesn't care

[@bugbite123]

11:38 That "ahh! " was weirdly wholesome. Lol.

[@Mini-Steel]

For the missiles part at 4:52 I guess you could say that was gross negligence due to the missiles being “heat seeking” and being fired. It’s not just that it is the distance they traveled before the target was locked maybe even 12 miles away.

[@wruxiz6104]

For Vector, his traps that hurt Gru during the trespassing are actually illegal aswell beacuse you cant boobytrap your home. Stealing the moon would also cause massive destruction on earth and would probably be the highest form of terrorism.

[@owentucker6215]

Also I feel like possessing military grade rockets is definitely illegal in some form.

[@averagewso]

​@@owentucker6215 Heat seeking missiles could definitely be classified as anti air and highly illegal

[@averagewso]

​@@owentucker6215 18 U.S. Code § 2332g - Missile systems designed to destroy aircraft

[@512TheWolf512]

@@averagewso is there a charge for employing them, too?

[@mitch5440]

Having weapons that are home made and not approved like the pirahna gun goes against the geneva conventions and is a war crime I think

[@RedeemerofDark]

Man, when this guy runs out of movies I'd kill to see him cover video games. Could you IMAGINE what a video like this on the Sly Cooper games would be?

[@spadesofpaintstudios1719]

Oh man 😂

[@OgrynGrindset]

Repeat the word theft for 3 hours, that should do it

[@typo1345]

Undertale would have an uncomfortably large amount of child endangerment

[@timmyreobed5043]

Ace Attorney would be fun to see. Although it could get repetitive seeing "perjury" over and over.

[@darthgodzillamexicanoodeio9152]

NÃO GOSTO DE VOCÊ

[@ordinarylittlebastard3248]

11:36-He's so happy and silly I love him

[@DiamondBoi858]

this man is literally a judge i love these videos there so good

[@lordaragon901]

I just love how Gru went from being the most horrible parent to dressing up as a fairy god mother for his child’s birthday party.

[@tobeannounced_TBAEAS]

her*

[@jackwang2920]

@@tobeannounced_TBAEAS 💀

[@yureii64]

@@jackwang2920 🤓

[@jackwang2920]

@@yureii64 is gru a woman now? truly joe bidens america

[@michaelepica3564]

@@jackwang2920 what the fuck does politics have to do with this???

[@TheWAYF]

Something about Gru getting a $7 fine for stealing the coffee just cracks me up.

[@verymuchnotbread]

then gets charged infinite money for stealing the moon

[@earthgaming228]

@@verymuchnotbread I mean it is the moon

[@xKingGingerx]

Ohare’s photo being lower on the mugshot was a great touch 😂

[@dennyshei4849]

11:26 i love how DreamWorks put that little scientific easter egg that the moon's gravatational pull affects tides

[@brendanthedreamer]

Can stealing The Moon be counted as merely Grand Larceny? I feel like that's a crime of such magnitude and with such negative, if not cataclysmic, consequences that they'd have to invent a whole new criminal charge and probably see it tried in an international court...

[@healthyplant2821]

The world will end.

[@HArthurV]

In the video it is shown that his crime is considered as a criminal damage infinite, so yea, its a Grand Larceny with a big magnitude

[@pun9052]

the moon isnt technically owned by anybody, and you cant steal something that isnt owned by anyone, so i dont think you can count it. (the outer space treaty) but since its agreed that nobody can own it, its arguable if its legal or not. If it isnt, i dont think we would be able to predict what Gru would be sentenced to, if he would be at all.

[@HArthurV]

@@pun9052 But will cause countless disasters to humanity, yk, the moon is basically the property of the earth, in a way it counts for us too, quite differently than really having it though. idk if u understand what i'm talkin' lol

[@serioustable8659]

Probably would be environmental terrorism or something like that

[@k9builder]

In Gru's defense, he did go to rescue the girls when Vector kidnapped them, and the moon was ultimately returned. Vector got himself stuck there of his own accord.

[@LeakyTrees]

And the moon isn't the property of anyone. That's like saying it's grand larceny to fish in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

[@lost_flower4412]

@@LeakyTrees it would still make massive destruction so theres that

[@LeakyTrees]

@@lost_flower4412 but that would be a caze of terrorism, not a case of grand larceny.

[@lost_flower4412]

@@LeakyTrees yeah what i meant is he would still be in trouble

[@LeakyTrees]

@@lost_flower4412 but different trouble

[@tkcamf2018]

11:10 bro, NO HE DIDN'T, HE GOES BACK TO NORMAL LATER.

[@Crimson834]

You didn't understand a word he said did you

[@HKG4]

Literally ten seconds before: “At the time it wasn’t known the Shrink Ray effects were temporary”

[@Gregory_ferrandis]

BLUD DIDNT LISTEN🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@penguinoandme]

0:07 this song is FIRE 🔥

[@MythicRanger2401]

A couple days late, but something else worth mentioning are weapon laws. Not only is possession of a deadly weapon a crime in certain places (e.g. Gru bringing the fireball gun to the fair) but if we assume Despicable Me is set in America, weapon manufacturers require a licence, something no villains would have. This means that you can add the illegal manufacture of deadly weaponry to the list of crimes.

[@LeakyTrees]

Assuming he doesn't have proper licenses for production, ownership, and the operation of his weapons, is speculation. It would never pass in a court of law. Gru is unpredictable, and he could get the necessary licenses. I mean, he attacks a line of people to get coffee, but then tips, he's not exactly a stable man.

[@thekingoffailure9967]

Mass shooters acquire their guns legally in america, why wouldn't they licence villains that manufacture firearms?

[@Mika-ph6ku]

@@thekingoffailure9967 Because the two things you mentioned share no relationship with eachother... Weapons manufacturing licenses aren't just given out, there is a huge headache of a legal process you would have to go through which GRU would be disqualified from due to his criminal history.

[@Mika-ph6ku]

I don't think it would be illegal for them to manufacture their weapons though because they aren't doing so with the intent of selling. Pretty sure it's legal to manufacture weapons for personal use, so long as the manufactured guns don't violate gun laws, otherwise the whole 3d printing gun groups would have faced a crackdown a long time ago.

[@azerty1933]

@@Mika-ph6ku they are facing a crackdown already

[@zach415]

How does Vector get less of a fine for stealing a millennia old monument than O’Hare gets for running a 30 year old monopoly!

[@blackwing1362]

Because stealing hundreds of millions of dollars from people is a lot worse of a crime than stealing a building no one is actively using nor owns

[@PaulStompbox]

I guess it has to do with the fact that O'Hare's monopoly puts many people's lives in high risk of death from suffocation if they don't purchase air from him, whereas grand larceny of a displayable object doesn't directly endanger anyone.

[@bakedbeans5494]

@@PaulStompbox Not having a moon will cause harm.

[@plasma2O6]

@@bakedbeans5494 he talk about the stealing of the piramid since it's about vector's crime vs O'Hares's one

[@zenthossohtnez8331]

@@bakedbeans5494 are you okay? There is no law to compare stealing the moon too, stealing a pyramid is what grand larceny is for, not the damn moon

[@nathanos7741]

3:41 could be wrong but im pretty sure even if its your land you are not allowed to set up deadly/extremely dangerous traps to trespassers on your land

[@ozgamerab8780]

You can substitute $infinite criminal damage for a lifetime of community service, since there is no way he can possible pay all that.

[@marcotanooky9651]

I love how Gru is randomly fined 7 dollars and points off his driving licence (Which I'm not sure if he has one because I don't know which kind of licence allows you to drive that) along all these serious crimes... And OSHA violations

[@person4636]

He gets an Avl Pardon though, yay 🎉

[@kichiroumitsurugi4363]

​@@person4636 And then STILL got an OSHA violation charge xD

[@accountthatillusetocomment3041]

Aren't the envioremental effects of Gru stealing the moon considered a crime? I don't know which one its considered, but its probably a war crime (death sentence or life in prison). It could also be considered negligence too because he didn't consider the envioremental impacts this would cause.

[@callinater6133]

Not really, since it’s clear that within the movie’s universe that the moon isn’t as important to the earth’s inhabitability as it is in real life. The entire planet would quickly become nigh unsurvivable after gru shrinks the moon. While there were some environmental effects shown, they were more so played for laughs and even then aren’t completely accurate to what actually happens.

[@TooFewSecrets]

War crime? No, there's no war. Near-infinite financial penalties and reckless endangerment/manslaughter/felony murder charges, yes.

[@O5-1_]

@@TooFewSecrets war crime doesn’t exclude non-war activities

[@Djorgal]

'Stealing' the Moon couldn't be grand larceny, it doesn't belong to anyone. However, it would give rise to 8 billion counts of reckless endangerment.

[@wilcowen6180]

@@O5-1_ that would be a crime against humanity

[@superclassicblox]

the BEST replacement song for copyright music, where did you get it from and give download file

[@jck1232]

I'm pretty sure Vector having violent weapons on his property as traps are actually illegal as booby traps. This law was established because booby traps can't determine if someone is truly intentionally trespassing or not. Combine that with a lot of them being fatal, they're surely illegal

[@esfil8849]

That's quite an impressive list for Gru. Guess his dream is achieved

[@colinlevert6511]

you do know if Gru sees this he gonna come after you but hey its your funeral.

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Gru stealing the moon is a huge crime.

[@colinlevert6511]

@@chadgorosaurus4898 but he place it back while rescuing Margo,Edith and Agnes from Vector.

[@jrmckroll5240]

my exact words after I saw Gru's crime list was mission accomplished

[@cartoonsketcher0819]

He truly was despicable and even more.

[@lucask4377]

Wouldn't 9:37 be a breaking and entering charge? Not only did Gru trespass on Vector's property, he destroyed a piece of his wall and entered his home against Vector's will.

[@99mrpogi]

Gru would have been charged for vandalism since gru destroyed a part of vector's wall

[@personfromtds7324]

No, because the robots wielded it back together.

[@corruptiontakeover4761]

I like their moves

[@Russian_empire_is_based]

You forgot add vandalism for vector’s crime because he painted the pyramid of Giza and painting a famous landmark is the largest form of vandalism

[@annschmidt9291]

That song at the start got in my head

[@darkyboode3239]

8:36 “Do you really think this is an appropriate place for little kids? Because it’s not.” Margo was able to expose Gru for his child endangerment and negligence there.

[@lukttk]

i mean Margo is 12 i think she'd be pretty conscious about what child endangerment and negligence is

[@lukttk]

also a very smart woman for a person that was raised on an immoral adoption center

[@Hawks1908]

Also she's the eldest of the three girls and the one with the most sense

[@Superemie401]

Thanks, Margo!

[@Nortio]

It's also illegal to have Booby traps even on your own property or in your own home. So vector having those guns and that punching fist guarding his hideout is another charge.

[@lbrett7054]

Then my uncle's fucked, his a complete maniac when it comes to DIY security.

[@Zeonite-of5lu]

Vector does control them so they only actuvate when he makes it activate.

[@joedingo7022]

No, from what I recall, traps are fine provided you are on the property in question, at least according to the Iowa Supreme Court. So you can't have traps if you are not home, but since Vector was in the building the legal precedent is that it's fine. But since I doubt a villain is a registered SOC and explosives manufacturer, add unlawful use of destructive devices/explosives...

[@Youraverageanimator-sr3us]

I just realized that vector should be also charged for possession of missles,guns,etc.(also, idk if he has a license for the guns.)

[@garyhammer9594]

Vector in the bank scene should also get harassment too. Gru doesn’t want to talk or interact with him.

[@Spike6375]

Keep in mind that that was only Despicable Me 1 meaning Gru still has a lot of crimes to be judged for

[@illumin187]

Gru should consider himself lucky that he cleaned up his act when he did

[@LeakyTrees]

No, because he joined the government, which would clearly give him immunity considering his very public acts of criminality.

[@msbhicks8358]

@@LeakyTrees Yeah he probably was pardoned and his record erased when he was employed by them

[@nonexistor]

Gru literally commits mutilation over 1,000 times in Despicable Me 2

[@lareinavictoria1456]

Vector actually deserved way more for the possesion of automatic hidden defense weapons without signaling them and for the activation of guided missiles in the middle of a residential area putting everyone at Risk

[@syrusgrove8682]

The thing is, we see Vector activating the weapons and stuff with his keyboard so it's not an automatic defense system.

[@DarknessOfRedbone]

@@syrusgrove8682 He has heat-seeking missiles.

[@syrusgrove8682]

@Darkness of Redbone The movie shows Vector launch them so it's not automatic Vector launched them manually them they were hear seeking on Gru.

[@doktorsmiles2034]

Missiles in an urban environment still endanger everyone around if the miss there target. Even if they hit, the mass of rockets could cause an explosion which is so big it destroyes houses close by and probably kills a few people

[@naejelangelogonzales6623]

He is sentenced to space suffacation

[@feeber848]

this vid is 7 months old, ive watched it 6 times and its still entertaining