If Juno trailer was realistic

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[@Berd]

zenyatta 😭

[@Warp_zz]

Holy shit it’s berd

[@nindroid4795]

He’s the hero we need not the hero we deserve

[@Oogabooga21]

OMG BERD, U PLAY FR!?!

[@Yam_y6]

He carried the team

[@suzuplaza]

loved her in dune

[@Mortal-Knite]

If you guys don't know, Payload Zenyatta. Watch the video about him

[@SlimeyZockt]

So either "Move the Payload", "Move the Payload 2", "Stop the Payload" or "Genji seeks knowledge and Zenyatta is a butterfly" 4 vids just about Zen and the Payload

[@Mortal-Knite]

@@SlimeyZockt indeed, all the above

[@curlyhaireddevil8548]

Nice pfp

[@Mortal-Knite]

@@curlyhaireddevil8548 thank you

[@videogiocatore3]

"Here in my garage, I just bought this new payload over here"

[@kunibertrandolf1886]

Even eight years later, "ou lala" widowmaker into "that's embarassing" winston remains as one if the funniest jokes that ever came from overwatch

[@Pikachu-qr4yb]

What’s the joke

[@kunibertrandolf1886]

@@Pikachu-qr4yb For eight years , realistic trailers have Widow shoot someone down and then winston jump on her. Surely nothing for the stage, but the situation still used as a joke today just makes me happy :)

[@Pikachu-qr4yb]

@@kunibertrandolf1886 no it was funny as hell. She was feeling herself and then comes Winston non chalantly stomping her lol Just didn’t know it was a running joke

[@graciousideals1509]

I also miss Ana superjumping and the Inception sound playing lol

[@Mammoth-Feet]

The real joke was overwatch 2 itself

[@dekucake4395]

Missed opportunity for the Glide Boost section to hqve her try to reach above the stairs, only for her horizontal movement to leave her stuck against the wall trying to fly up.

[@aceanimations3214]

I was thinking it was gonna be that

[@CereDulce37]

In game, she actually just hovers over an edge if you already used your jump and you are really close.

[@qwerty-wt5dr]

@@CereDulce37 it goes even better when you need to fly down

[@3takoyakis]

@@CereDulce37 yeah, when you already used double jump and you are still several inches short lol

[@ilidot5892]

I will never get tired of that Widow gag

[@zero13z34]

ooolala

[@Kurokami112]

It's a staple

[@DavidGamer2ndChannel]

oh lala

[@Skycube100]

ooh la la

[@solidagold115]

Fr. And it somehow is ALWAYS accurate 😭

[@MrJoekinggiant74]

She’s made out of glass

[@audax117]

She's made out of cake bro, just look at that bakery

[@delancre5858]

Let him cook, his onto something

[@_nahwhat]

​@@delancre5858Blizzard cooked the cake, that's for sure

[@BunkeeDaFirst]

@@audax117 LOL

[@縣]

if she plays far away its very hard to kill her

[@thenekokatze1141]

"Oh Zenyatta, it's time to push the payload" "Yes honey..."

[@Nexit1337]

THE PAYLOAD AND I MOVE AS ONE 🤖

[@PharrowlOG]

@@Nexit1337 The payload moves like a fire extinguisher

[@Cleo-h3x]

In my experience so far, a realistic representation would be her ignoring all her teammates and going full dps..

[@abysmalreign2207]

It's because players that don't even touch support are queuing just to instalock her and go full dps with her water guns.

[@Gabetenner]

@@abysmalreign2207thats a perfect description of her gun

[@abysmalreign2207]

@Gabetenner yeah she doesn't have guns, they're more like Super Soakers

[@ggdubs1796]

@@abysmalreign2207 😏 Shes a "super Soaker"

[@nd8490]

28 Elims, 17 assist, 18,374 healing in 2 zones capped. She is busted in the right hands.

[@Pekara121]

1:10 nah the way he slides into frame and then turns around looking at the camera is so funny

[@3takoyakis]

YES FINALLY SOMEONE MENTION THE INACCURACY IN HER TRAILER WHICH MADE US THINKING HER RING COMES WITH JUMP BOOST

[@danielwhite1890]

I was so unbelievably hyped and they killed all the hype

[@TheRedDepths]

Ok I didn't think she had jump boost at all

[@fizzlock]

Right? They said shed have "lots of" vertical mobility, but her double jump is meh when it comes to getting on high ground

[@3takoyakis]

@@fizzlock her double jump and glide is washed down echo her ring is washed down lucio her damage is washed down tracer AND YOU WONT BELIEVE THAT SHE GOT DAMAGA AMP IN HER ULT WHICH IS ALSO WASHED DOWN BAPTISTE

[@TheRedDepths]

@@fizzlock her double jump is higher than genjis

[@therealwagoogus]

I love how mauga missing all of his shots and accomplishing literally nothing then running away was left in because it was already realistic.

[@ZeroGForce]

> Juno uses Pulsar Torpedoes > two allies somehow get LOS-blocked by the flagpoles _(that are weirdly absent here)_ > the other two dash left and fight over who gets the mega health pack _(they both have only 3 HP missing)_ > you get hard focused, and your team reports you for int'ing

[@ZeroGForce]

Also, real Zen mains would know that the Midtown* payload pushes itself for 40 meters or so of its own accord, past those blast doors. The only time you need to be near the payload during that time is during overtime, where leaving the payload at all causes the round to end. * _‧‧‧ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᴾᵃʳᵃⁱˢᵒ⸴ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶠʳᵃⁿᵏˡʸ⸴ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᴾᵃʳᵃⁱˢᵒ‧ ᵂᵒʳˢᵗ ᵐᵃᵖ‧_

[@kingoverseas9052]

You're right, those flag poles have always gotta mess something up 😂

[@gametinker1570]

what is int'ing

[@novalytyxp]

I feel like I'm playing Ana chasing my team all around the map to give them the bare scraps of hells for them to leave my LOS again. Like, please just STOP JUMPING for 1.5 seconds! 😅

[@ZeroGForce]

@@gametinker1570 ​"INT"-entionally feed- / throw-"ING".

[@danisplatking7636]

0:40 I can dig that Bro i'm lost it.

[@solidagold115]

Still to date the only acceptable rock eater voiceline. I got PTSD from the release of RE.

[@wauchi1895]

I am getting C9 PTSD from this. Like yeah y'all massacred the entire team... but the payload? Guys do you remember there's an objective on this map?

[@3takoyakis]

The trailer is very realistic Noone wants to push the payload

[@cakeyeater7392]

it was the funniest part of the original trailer

[@nmeow9668]

The payload auto progresses until the door closes behind it, enemies cannot halt that section of progress, just like the dorado animation that happens shortly after capturing said map's second point

[@cakeyeater7392]

@@nmeow9668 sure, but did they capture the objective? chasing the enemy team prematurely could lose you the game on time.

[@nocturn05]

Not realistic. Mauga died.

[@wauchi1895]

STANDING HERE

[@3takoyakis]

I REALIZE

[@restless9919]

YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME

[@ajwooly5707]

YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME

[@gabriellucio3313]

Trying to make history

[@Solokid404]

Can't believe you caught live footage of me being the only person on the payload. This validates the realism of the video.

[@bryannaing6316]

Juno: *Orbital Rays ahead into the enemy team to push through* Mauga: *Cage Fights and forces everyone out of the Orbital Ray*

[@_EXP626_]

Very realistic. People do sit on the payload even though it moves through that door on it’s own.

[@pcbangbros8350]

There are still people who think you need to sit on the payload to make it move backwards on defense, it drifts backwards automatically.

[@ObsidianQuasar]

best part, that was the enemy zen

[@No19Name94]

If question marks rise above your head, the video ends - Wonders of Street View

[@SightScyTT]

“The payload moves like a stone.”

[@PharrowlOG]

"Hi!"

[@snowvr6277]

0:41 They knew what they were doing with her walking animation...

[@thavidu78]

Damn it, now the guys who steal breast milk might be seen as total perverts.

[@fincrocs]

Sliding around with all that cake got me acting unwise

[@엉덩이먹는사람]

no torpedoes pulsar can stop me

[@mas8705]

Juno: Runs through the air, still gets caught by bear trap. Say what you will about Junkrat, but he knows how to catch them, right Zenyatta?

[@goblinslayer310]

I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY that she doesnt float over the trap. Also Zen should as well. It BS.

[@solidagold115]

​@@goblinslayer310 it wouldn't even be that game breaking, it's just frustrating that it works on floating heroes 😭

[@reggieisnotadog4841]

@@solidagold115 If it can trap Tracer in time and space, it can trap anything.

[@Jesse-vt2xl]

Not anything @reggie not anything not Orisa in fortify she just breaks it now that’s some BS @Goblinslayer

[@SauceySquid]

“I am accompanying the payload.”

[@ninjaspooder]

The most underated part is that they actually fixed the orbital strike hitting canada instead of somewhere in south america

[@Satella-zt6vs]

The orbital ray was directed towards the New York City, where Midtown is located, the map on which trailer takes place, not Canada.

[@ninjaspooder]

@@Satella-zt6vs my b

[@UnscaryGhosts]

The speed boost ring clip should’ve been straight up cut out of the video. I swear all the Junos I played with rarely share that ring with the team.

[@Xiatter]

She doesn't even need it at first, she gets the boost when she puts it out. 🤣 Hopefully they learn.

[@Zane12ai]

That's just a skill issue. Dps players don't know how to support anyone but themselfs

[@solidagold115]

I mean she has pretty poor survivability if you actually focus her so having that little boost for yourself sure helps. I only use ring if my team wants to obviously engage or disengage.

[@EmperorofThings]

I love payload zenyatta so much

[@NevanSlone]

0:59 I can’t help but laugh at Mauga shooting the floor

[@remyradio597]

0:47 She can't die to a widow when the whole enemy team is in her screen

[@demy4176]

It's ok it was a 6v6

[@mas8705]

It's fine. Zenyatta is escorting the Payload. He might also be on the enemy team too, but who's really paying attention to the small details?

[@Titan-su4rs]

1:17 Juno forgets her Mei aunt 😂

[@phillip.cameron]

“i am accompanying the payload” 😭

[@joplys2697]

Juno

[@Nightmare_king158]

Smash

[@Noey145]

0:41 best part

[@moodimann]

"I am accompanying the payload"

[@igga_hd]

0:16 Not realistic. It should've said Baby Dva space skin

[@lamparo7028]

So no one is going to talk about Mei sucker punching the hell out of mauga

[@brucetumpalan6399]

This is seriously giving me Halo vibes. From the Drop Pod, to getting sniped while hovering, while her moveset kinda reminds me of an Elite Ranger from Reach.

[@REDHAWKSNIPERAREA51]

The Payload joke made me cry and laugh at the same time. Genius.

[@IHaveInsomnia333]

Juno was mad he knew he'd been had so he shot at the sun with a gun.

[@tunfathi2772]

shot at the sun with a gun shot at his wily one, only friend 😢

[@3takoyakis]

In the gallows or the ghetto In the town or the meadow

[@IHaveInsomnia333]

In the billows even over the sun

[@terancexd9482]

@@IHaveInsomnia333 Every end of the time is another begun

[@leytonshurtleff31009]

There was a missed opportunity to make Mauga not miss every shot on the enemy team lol

[@Jackie_20]

0:26 my fav realistic part 😅

[@zackftw2748]

0:27 as a junk main, I approve of this

[@lilkangarooo]

I am accompanying the payload 🗣🔥💯

[@johnnykyr3403]

your comedic timing with zenyatta was perfect

[@miguelangelperez7705]

i dont play ow, but happy to see that they made another character that will probably be more popularized in the media that made they relevant in first place, the nsfw

[@DreadedGhoul575]

2:15 If outline was off, that would've been perfect. Still, absolutely hilarious as always these lol!

[@freshdoug]

I think it can be turned off in settings too.

[@DreadedGhoul575]

@@freshdoug Yeah, that's what I meant for when they did the video. 👍

[@jessebilla]

forgot the part where nobody jumps in your ult.

[@GameKeeper28]

Zen: The payload moves like a stone.

[@MegaSmiley]

The Payload! The Payload!

[@harleyjunoh1127]

Zenyata breaking the 4th wall and looking at the camera sent me😂

[@cantcomeupwithaname1579]

0:42 youre welcome.

[@pendersweetz]

The payload at 1:13 made me laugh out loud lol

[@CJdoesntlikehandles]

i am accompanying the payload

[@viacomsspy5439]

sometimes i forget your the "if ___ then the video ends" guy, but the outro always makes me remember.

[@TheSurefireGamer]

This is the best one you've ever done. Zenyatta on the payload is perfection.

[@dreamofamansfortress9000]

Needs more likes and views fr, I appreciate this man, it’s a small, simple video, but was probably a pain to make and genuinely fun and creative

[@AnnalynSmith-g7p]

Legend says that Zenyatta quit his job after this to become a firefighter. A long chat with the firetruck driver convinced him to join the fire department.

[@WitchNakime]

i expected Mauga to just face tank the entire enemy team just by pressing E

[@johnnymasterson7530]

Junos ult should also provide the team with zero gravity. To me it makes sense, can help the team securing better spots, and would be a fun ult instead of it being origas old super charger.

[@Killasavage83]

As a certified zen main, you have portrayed zenyatta perfectly.

[@kingnothing5706]

In my experience so far, a realistic representation would be her ignoring all her teammates and going full dps.

[@guigui6005]

Bro the zenyatta 😂

[@PharrowlOG]

Poor Zen, still trying to move the payload alone...

[@JordanRosekrans]

Legends say Zenyatta is still pushing the payload

[@ObsidianQuasar]

that was the enemy zen LOL

[@TheCheeseSnatcher]

Missed the opportunity to include Mauga out healing all damage under Juno's ult

[@tru3sk1ll]

xen solo pushing the payload is canon

[@realmrevolution8846]

Always look forward to these more that the actual trailers. We get an actual sense of gameplay. Also the Venture bit was so satisfying 😂

[@lolekorn204]

Wow I can't wait for the R3- love your video btw

[@disboi]

4

[@kermit7166]

it’s already out

[@Nemesis2005]

Payload Princess time

[@MilkyBoost]

W for venture where the skin they earned it

[@CadenIsCaden]

If a character says to you 'Can I ask a question?' or something like that, the video ends. -Character AI.

[@FractalPrism.]

trailer: twirling spinning floating flying, on reload game: can hover at one specific height

[@abrahamespejel5884]

Nah that's crazy, but this character actually has so much potential.

[@mickeyrel]

The widow maker shot 😂😂😂

[@xReedzZx]

this is just top 500 zenyatta gameplay

[@anthonyrios4193]

I like how during the ult portion it focused on zenyatta cause the ult is just that goated.

[@thatboredaroace]

"i am accompanying the payload" Yes you are, zen. Yes you are. Good boy.

[@sequomorrow3858]

Is it me or I’m hearing artists are going wild

[@xlit97]

Payload with Zenyatta only is so real xD

[@jumi9342]

More like Orbital Ray = team fucking scatters

[@cooIguy]

u shoulda replayed the part where mauga got shot over and over so hes just tanking it for a minute

[@ciach0_]

I've finally lived to see this masterpiece

[@Dibxmonkey]

1:58 the illari getting booped by lucio and doing the kiri death noise gets me every time

[@jars23]

Look how effective her support skills are. Zenyatta encountered literally zero resistance accompanying the payload. Zero.

[@certifiedflamethrower7745]

"I AM ACCOMPANYING THE PAYLOAD." Zen a real teammate

[@Verrostete_legionär]

Realistically, this would be the dubious work of a 3d animator

[@Crisuki_Misu]

Forgot to add the part where literally no one stays to fight in your Orbital Ray

[@DarkyDiZZ]

Can't lie.. Widow snipe into Ooo la la~~ is legendary at this point.

[@dragojdan]

Zenyatta: Well, seems I have some time to meditate. I hope that's alright, driver.

[@idk_a_plant]

damn I thought Juno could summon airstrikes and got excited

[@KratosUltraFan]

i love zenyatta

[@CyrilOfTheWind]

You forgot the part where now that they've fought well in front of the payload, they all run back and get wiped out when the enemy respawns 3 seconds later and presses Q

[@yoshidinono8095]

The Zenyatta would have been me if I was still playing Overwatch...

[@OrAngelicBlitz8633]

My recommendations let me watch these before the original character revealer trailers and I love it.

[@jedinight235]

*"I am accompanying the payload..."* So peaceful...

[@inevitableanarchy4203]

-Winston not switching against Mauga. Reported. -Pulsar missile would have STILL somehow missed all their targets. -Had us all thinking HyperRing could let you jump. -Her ult spawning behind her, and going in the intended direction. -Mauga died. -Payload ain't moving nearly slow enough.

[@shadowregual7085]

Ahh yes, the ever famous "Cartyatta" in its natural habitat.

[@SupersuMC]

If you get "WASTED," the video ends. - Snail Simulator

[@AAzraelontop]

Hyperring! GO! Junkrat : "Ladies and Gentlemen Get ready for a show!"

[@TheCC2003]

"If you get satisfied, the video ends" -ASMR Sharm