If Kratos told Atreus EVERYTHING!

[@danielendless]

"What is a Circle?" "You may or may not be my 5th child"

[@Jeezes718]

I mean, he did take on an entire spartan brothel. And he's the son of Zeus. Atreus is licky if hes still in single digits.

[@rquantum7754]

we dont talk about the circle kratos

[@Staenley]

dont forget ghost of sparta god of war when he must doing it with idk maybe 10 woman in 1 bed he truly is the GOD OF WAR

[@apexpradator9625]

​@@Jeezes718I mean did they even survive since their entire world got destroyed

[@courier6640]

Greek Genghis Khan.

[@darrenmitchell5648]

“ I had nightmares “ finna be my new excuse for everything in 2024

[@noneyalol1564]

🤣

[@veryderpy]

"why didn't you pay taxes?" "i had nightmares"

[@seanieempire4014]

Omg I gotta do this too

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

Yeah, Aphrodite had a lot of "wrestling partners" in God Of War.

[@Soar_doomplayz]

Yeah but shes bad so cant blame em

[@michaelharmon8960]

Never find out what happened to her after she polished his spear 😂

[@noneyalol1564]

🤣

[@VonEinzbernn]

Wait I just realized is aphrodite even alive? Like maybe I skipped some parts, because I have not seen Kratos kill her

[@michaelharmon8960]

@@VonEinzbernn no kratos pumps then dumps and we never see her again

[@heronandsnp2203]

Kratos doesn’t have a dad lore he is the dad lore

[@noneyalol1564]

🤣

[@MaxCanonStunner]

Dad of Lore

[@Hryi7]

@@MaxCanonStunner 🤣🤣🤣

[@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy]

“What is the circle?” “The greatest thing you will EVER inherit from me, boy”

[@lauri-ug6hz]

Not the axe, the blades or that beard dad, i mean you have some great genes. The circle must be super powerful then!

[@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy]

@@lauri-ug6hz “That circle has helped me do some of my greatest feats, and one day it shall help you repopulate Jotenheim.”

[@RichardBrimlett]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RichardBrimlett]

That circle button is legendary 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy]

@@RichardBrimlett Amen

[@sincerelynotme3522]

"But it wasn't personal" is crazy 😂

[@champion1859]

Bruh it was his uncle too 💀

[@noneyalol1564]

🤣

[@angryfoxzd5233]

Kratos killed more people than every GTA character combined.

[@quinnsanders4676]

Expect online chachter killed more than kratos and everybody

[@cuckmeister3193]

​@@quinnsanders4676u under estimate how many people kratos has killed, probably more than the amount of NPCs in GTA 5 😭😭😭😭

[@rebozoneking]

​@@cuckmeister3193I say gta online killed more npcs then Kratos

[@RKM-FLASH]

​@@quinnsanders4676Keep waiting for GTA6 my friend

[@Neo_Shard]

@@cuckmeister3193infinitely generating npc and also online players yeah gta solos

[@spartanryno]

Yeah that circle button does everything. And I mean EVERYTHING.

[@noneyalol1564]

🤣

[@mehmetkurkcu548]

Then the strengt of a god really punps me up if that circle arives😂😂😂😂

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Me: Can it make the twilight series good? It can almost do anything

[@krishparwani2039]

Can it run doom?

[@getshroomd3520]

Yup, it can smash. Oh yea, it can also smash

[@Manic624]

“It wasn’t personal” is insane

[@noneyalol1564]

🤣

[@causewaybob3651]

Idk to me it seemed racially motivated.

[@rogziel_]

He had nightmares

[@MaxCanonStunner]

​@@causewaybob3651 Great reference 😂

[@Anish.M-zw7ol]

​@@causewaybob3651 😂😂😂😂

[@Cookermaneditz]

Bro really said i killed them. Not just the men... the woman and the children

[@Nev1812]

True advocate of gender equality😅

[@Themoo_atcows]

“They were animals… SO I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS”

[@bryankennedy3719]

They were animals so I slaughter them like animals

[@bryankennedy3719]

I hate them!

[@nitrox3852]

They were animals

[@nathanfoster6785]

Atreus got hit with the birds and bees at the end lmao🤣😂

[@noneyalol1564]

🤣

[@clxwncrxwn]

He should've talked about how's the Spartans banged more than shields. The gay math is there people. Figure it out.

[@nathanfoster6785]

@@clxwncrxwn ?

[@soldiertitlecard]

​@@clxwncrxwnwhat

[@rodrickhunter6928]

Kratos hands are literally rated E for everyone

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

We still need the "Did these characters deserved to get jumped?" part 2.

[@noneyalol1564]

😄

[@BigDee1738]

“I had nightmares!!!”😂😂😂

[@DiademAce]

He did though 😂

[@kokoroextra7550]

5:15 Freya pulled up with the "just say it's wrestling"

[@breakerx1560]

Probably cause if kratos told him the truth Atreus would’ve asked Freya if a circle has appeared above her head and then Freya and kratos would’ve been exposed

[@GGGyes4764]

@@breakerx1560nope since Freya is not Atreus’s mother- wait a minute

[@bradleywhitlock5842]

I think we all know why Freya brought up the "circle" button

[@patsander5634]

Wanna try it😏😏😏

[@SPIKYBOI69420]

​@@patsander5634YOU ARE GOING TO HORNY JAIL, I DO NOT CARE THIS WAS FOUR MONTHS AGO U R GOING TO HORNY JAIL

[@internetspyagency]

Freya wanna try it

[@_Nonnez_]

The worst part is that Kratos forgot to mention that Aphrodite is related to him 💀💀💀

[@JobSChool-pw5ii]

I mean all gods are related

[@mehmetkurkcu548]

All of them... there are all zeus his chilldren, brothers and sisters, i think kratos was the last child of zeus. He was the youngest god

[@fangzgaming5510]

Sweet home Alabama! (I'm genuinely sorry for this joke)

[@JusticeIsBetterThanPeace]

man the greeks were gay, i don't think being related is a problem for them either

[@Twekion]

Incest is alot worse than being gay 😭​@@JusticeIsBetterThanPeace

[@ValiantStranger12]

The circle had me stressed and I'm not even there😅😅😅

[@grantpflum6844]

Kratos killed his entire WORLD!

[@tomasrolter6729]

Entire Greece for sure.

[@excalibur2596]

No there are still some people left alive. Cause Athena at the end of GOW3 says that Mankind is now ready to hear her message.

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

At least he didn't have to talk about Poseidon's princess. Good lord.

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

Or worse. The trophy they gave you in the PS3 version called “I didn’t do it but I wish I did”

[@RichardBrimlett]

Ohhh I almost forgot about Poseidon's wife..... OMG😮😮😮😮

[@yachi2274]

Not gonna lie Fyra did give him a pass on the Icarus part cuz he asked for it

[@thememeking8079]

“I had nightmares” would not hold up in court😂😂😂😂😂

[@RichardBrimlett]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@n543576]

No lie that "wrestling partner" analogy was genuinely really good

[@MercyThaG0at]

"I had nightmares"

[@CarlosVasquez-xf8nx]

This would be the most accurate talk ever

[@Karlos1234ify]

If you see a fiery circle it might be sex or violently kill your opponent l

[@l33t007]

Underrated comment

[@MotivatedMunchkin-p9q]

Difference being?

[@o.m.ablacknationalcommitte7437]

Now he knows why is called the “god of war” cause he is THE GOD OF WAR FOR REAL FOR REAL

[@AndrewWilliams-n9y]

he's gonna disown his father after this one

[@AndrewWilliams-n9y]

like didn't he kill posidin in a very brutal way for no reason like why do people still like kratos

[@sharbaninath4210]

​@@AndrewWilliams-n9y Is this a rage bait or do you really don't know the story -_-

[@AndrewWilliams-n9y]

@@sharbaninath4210 well he didn't have to kill him like that after I made this comment I googled why kratos killed him like that but to me the reason didn't justify the way he killed him

[@davidemanuelarroyoportacio9499]

​@@AndrewWilliams-n9yyou do know poseidon captured his mother for years right '_'

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

Until he sees a circle over Angrboda or Thrud

[@itsnevertoolatetodotherigh3271]

"I Had nightmares!!!"😂😂😂 Justification enough

[@sonxicor8921]

"I had nightmares!" That is a horrible excuse

[@patdaddy5055]

No mention/reference of Chains Of Olympus, Ghost Of Sparta, nor the prequel "Ascension" is wild to me

[@carlofrancisco1501]

I think he did mentioned about his mother, who appeared in the Ghost of Sparta

[@reaperking7748]

To be fair. Poseidon deserved it

[@DeshawnBrown-ss8zh]

Why?

[@reaperking7748]

@@DeshawnBrown-ss8zh Look up Greek Mythology and the story of how Medusa came to be and you'll understand why

[@DeshawnBrown-ss8zh]

@reaperking7748 yeah.. I definitely agree with you now. 💯 also Athena would have ran me my fade too

[@itsjusteddy1403]

He did

[@winniethepooh-bc4wj]

@@reaperking7748 do you even know greek mythology?

[@nothingisoriginal400]

the OG returns!!!!

[@DarkMori_]

The Circle 😂😂

[@OrochiAlter9713]

If you see the CIRCLE button, you know you're fucked 😂

[@IAmAtAldicacodemon]

"fucked" in more than one way

[@KenpachiZaraki001]

Literally

[@KnownByPlutoo]

So it’s basically like the Triangle and circle button in the spiderman games ?? 😂

[@KenpachiZaraki001]

@@KnownByPlutoo sometimes, other times the circle means you’re literally fucked(as in sexual intercourse), other times it means you’re fucked(as in dead)

[@hmmallo_2477]

@@KnownByPlutooyeah so it’s way worse

[@AhmedAli-j9q3q]

The circle part is worth the entire video 😂😭☠️

[@edubelonia6683]

0:36 more like the entire world

[@todaystheday6823]

Only the Greek part of it

[@calebhenderson6507]

The way he dodged that circle queation lol money mayweather would be proud the way be bobbed ans weeved that one.

[@totallytoasty]

Yo, hilarious comment lol

[@YaBoiKeLz]

This was the kindergarten version low key. So much blood lust, carnage, brutality, and well.. regular lust😅 were left out!

[@conyer8104]

I love how his defence to every thing he did was “I had nightmares🤷‍♂️”

[@David_Vitek]

The funny part about this is that ring light is casting an O reflection in your eyes

[@totallytoasty]

good catch lol😂

[@adrianvulpes9509]

5:53 I understood that gesture…😐

[@SunGawdRa]

"Yeah, my body count was insane." "You mean how many people you killed?" Thinking of the Circle.. ".... Yes."

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Kratos: well to explain i snapped Poseidon's neck so hard his entire upper body turned around as well

[@wandenreiche12345]

Bro got more bodies than a dragonball character 😂😂😂

[@GLA888]

3:38 THANK YOU FREYA . poseidon didn't deserve all that 😂😂😂

[@Mouchoo]

*i had nightmares* 🤌🤌🤌 nahhh ts is peak comedy 😂😂

[@darkreflection9087]

4:20 Oh boy

[@Haitiwillwinthegoldcup]

You should do Kratos thoughts on Atreus and Angroboda and sex talk . Lol 😂

[@kyleafholland5000]

“I had nightmares” took me out.. I damn sure wasn’t ready for Freya to whip out the circle😂😂💀

[@fakade2987]

Freya wants that circle.

[@BruhDafue]

The conclusion: I HAVE NIGHTMARES

[@Tarit_person]

Kratos gave a whole new meaning to THE CIRCLE of life

[@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation]

Can't wait for the next video🔥🔥🔥

[@JettKlaiber-m6z]

"I HAD NIGHTMARESS!!" - Kratos

[@TheResidentevilfan99]

Thank god he didn't tell him about Poseidon's Concubine

[@Viyde]

Kratos makes sukuna look like a background character.

[@theblueagle-b3c]

Artaus finna “ wrestle “ with angroboda

[@thequeenvsslime1]

"it wasnt personal" my friend: what are u listening to me: kratos friend: oh whos he talking about me: poseidon friend: *googles it*

[@MrHochoi92]

The circle 😂

[@ishcamhaha7986]

I HAD NIGHTMARES 😭😂

[@matthewturner5856]

The Greek Kratos took everything personally you could just exist near him and he would kill you because in his mind you are wasting his oxygen

[@Gavin-l6f]

" i had nightmares! " Best response

[@lebronb1]

Atreus finna gets scarred wit dis one 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@-_MSR_-]

Shit funny asf ngl 💯

[@Silly_billy76]

bro is the shadow of Sparta

[@GoogleHome-m3d]

1:11 bro deserves it

[@FrancisIanA]

There's a reason why Kratos is really good at anger management

[@ZENIINN.]

the thumbnail 😭😭

[@daboikeyle1093]

Ngl, I thought Freya was gonna say “I know the circle.”

[@RichardBrimlett]

What's the circle 😂😂😂😂 That circle button is legendary 😂😂😂😂😂

[@llamareactionstudios7208]

Amazing video! 5 Stars!

[@totallytoasty]

Thank you bro i appreciate it

[@JaGotSwagg]

Freya got the circle treatment

[@Kingxavier-g7l]

The circle of pound town

[@JustAnotherYaujta117]

“I had nightmares!” - Kratos

[@RandomGuyOnDaFreakingNet]

HE HAD NIGHTMARES

[@hattoripool1533]

Kratos is better then us I mean Im pretty sure most of us would take bad stuff like that to the grave

[@MalakaiAbyss]

*JUST* Aphrodite? There was a circle button minigame in almost *every* game lmao

[@TheStreamingGiant-2004]

Yeah aprhoidite's twin daughters and the muses as well

[@AURATOES]

"i had a sister? didnt know kratos predicted drake

[@cristhianramirez6939]

Kratos has the craziest dad lore 🗿

[@rich_man_mo7180]

The poor boat guy wasn’t mentioned

[@ThatIdiotNamedKiyo]

"Ripped off his head used it as a flashlight" if Helios head didnt produce light this wouldve been vile 💀

[@denifnaf5874]

Atreus: * dies * Kratos: what's 17 more year? O O O O O

[@DronesEdits415]

Random Joe: Kratos, why were you so evil? Kratos: I HAD NIGHTMARES!!!!

[@xavierkilling9622]

I HAD NIGHTMARES!! had me rollin 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Why-d5h]

Worse part about the *circle* is he did it with his aunt

[@Thomas_Wilcoxon]

😂😂😂bro thanks for the laugh pure gold in my opinion

[@aliasgher8053]

"I had nightmares" Im using that everytime I mess up lol

[@thebrothers-kw2pc]

3:19 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christianconrad242]

How convenient of him to leave "the destruction of an entire civilization" off the list.

[@The_LegendaryF2p_Player]

And the fact that Poseidon never had beef with Kratos until he threathen his familt was even more insane for the death he got 💀

[@MrRannane]

"More like men women and childrens" got me chocking on my water ngl xDD

[@Youngkratos101]

The Aphrodite boss fight was wild💀💀💀

[@somerandomparrot5101]

Kratos even got Aphrodite's belt

[@ChaoticallyPrivate]

Imagine Atreus pulls out a paper that says L3 + R3 brother is never gonna return like himself 😭

[@GOWFSWR]

@2:22 Would have been hilarious if he mentioned “boy your great grandfather deserved it for trying to squash me like a bug”

[@TheGoldenDragon-ic7ry]

not the circle💀

[@MisterKenK]

Tag team wrestling matches in that context is wild

[@astrogamerg2263]

Atreus:So dad why did you kill your family Kratos: I had nightmares

[@AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt]

Atreus wasnt ready for.. "The Circle"