Batman doesn’t kill, but you’d be surprised what you can live through.
@deadlylion_dz70638 ай бұрын
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@seventycross0yt1755 ай бұрын
You’re delusional if you think anyone actually survived those attacks
@Tyrel-vh1ro4 ай бұрын
@@seventycross0yt175 they survived the attacks. They just so happened to die after seeing the medical bills.
@christophermonteith27744 ай бұрын
@@seventycross0yt175 Real life people have survived worse, brutal as it is
@jacobgonzalez20024 ай бұрын
@@seventycross0yt175You’re delusional if you think anyone actually died by those attacks
@Retr0-Co7 ай бұрын
1:50 Hello, welcome to NPC Services, where we help broke NPC- "BATMAN BROKE BOTH OF MY LEGS."
@arnaudmuramira62172 ай бұрын
I also burst out laughing at that moment
@soundwavegamer232110 ай бұрын
I mean when you hit Bane with a car it’s more of an inconvenience then taking him out.
@totallytoasty10 ай бұрын
I mean your not wrong lol Bane probably walked it off after a hour of rest because he on them steroids
@soundwavegamer232110 ай бұрын
@@totallytoasty I mean it wasn’t just his super steroids it was his super steroids with heroine.
@Sharous10 ай бұрын
@@totallytoasty Whats crazy is Batman even without drugs can stun and kick him back casually😭
@BlueboothEditsYT10 ай бұрын
Don’t Forget He Was Probaly Unconscious And Drowning
@DaDualityofMan10 ай бұрын
@@SharousI’m pretty sure Batman is on steroids too lol
@BlackFlash_EDiTZ10 ай бұрын
R.I.P. Kevin Conroy
@KingOfTheMonsters0710 ай бұрын
At this point if I was a thug in the Arkhamverse I'd quit and get my shit together.
@TDOTSE110 ай бұрын
Yeah i know right 😂😂 did you ever play the origins game online being a thug and hearing Batman's cape is petrifying 😂
@thenitpickchannel99939 ай бұрын
Being a thug in Origins means I get hit with a goddam defibrillator every punch so who knows how many times I actually get killed by the same beast who took a beating and fought buff Bane and won but I was just brought back to life with the next punch.
@KingOfTheMonsters079 ай бұрын
@@thenitpickchannel9993 Man screw that I'd just die on the spot.
@israelwilson40229 ай бұрын
I can imagine there are a lot of thugs that did
@RazielTheUnborn9 ай бұрын
@@KingOfTheMonsters07You can't, Batman reviving you with punches 😂
@hattoripool153310 ай бұрын
These npcs would have a field day with Insomniac Spider-Man and eventually Wolverine
@fifipotato377210 ай бұрын
Wolverine does in fact, canonicaly kill people...
@Midnight_Wesker10 ай бұрын
@@fifipotato3772Better than having every fiber of your being destroyed and being paralyzed, having brain damage, and being stuck in a hospital and if you ever get out have the most expensive hospital bill ever.
@impissing10 ай бұрын
@@Midnight_WeskerBruce Wayne got ya back with the bills
@Midnight_Wesker10 ай бұрын
@@impissing Oh yeah that's very helpful.
@wingnightbackwards9 ай бұрын
Insomniac spiderman is probably the most feared video game character from those concussive blasts alone, those things that shatter concrete that you can use ppint blank on an enemy who also happens to be on top of a mult-story building, then you can webstrike them and hit em with it again while they're blasting off, only to land on the middle of the spine on the corner of a building
@cnqrknightyt989210 ай бұрын
Nah when he said he hit bane with a car I lost my soul dawg😂🤣
@lucasdiazjr56798 ай бұрын
It's bane,if you thought it would kill you are heavily underestimating him
@cnqrknightyt98928 ай бұрын
@@lucasdiazjr5679 where in God's earth did you get that info
@lucasdiazjr56798 ай бұрын
@@cnqrknightyt9892 brother you made it seem like it did anything,I get your saying it was funny and it really was but it did nothing to him
@cnqrknightyt98928 ай бұрын
@lucasdiazjr5679 but where did you get any implications on bane's durability?
@maritofuentes46908 ай бұрын
@@cnqrknightyt9892 on the fact that he survived being hit by batmans car
@comicfan132410 ай бұрын
How I see it, Batman is putting in work
@TheEmpiresStrongest10 ай бұрын
I’m surprised neither Catwoman, Nightwing, Robin, or Red Hood was mentioned (Technically batgirl can be mentioned before the killing joke).
@sharronbrennon89910 ай бұрын
@@TheEmpiresStrongest you said Nightwing twice
@TheEmpiresStrongest10 ай бұрын
@@sharronbrennon899 Look again
@sharronbrennon89910 ай бұрын
@@TheEmpiresStrongest I see that you fixed it
@TheEmpiresStrongest10 ай бұрын
@@sharronbrennon899 Yeah it was typed twice that’s my bad.
@Pillow52010 ай бұрын
Wait til the npcs be seeing evil Arkham batman in the next game.
@totallytoasty10 ай бұрын
I really hope that’s not a thing 👀
@darkarrow368310 ай бұрын
@@totallytoastyIt is in Suicide Squad kill the justice league. Him and the rest of the league except Wonder Woman have been corrupted somehow and turned into villains by Brainiac. Amanda Waller then tasks Harley Quinn,,Deadshot,Captain Boomerang and King Shark to take them down and save the world. They also get help from Wonder Woman.
@ginge64110 ай бұрын
@@darkarrow3683 Nice try, bot.
@deadeye696910 ай бұрын
@@ginge641 Nice try, bot.
@temmylongbottom270210 ай бұрын
@ginge641 are you stupid? The game is coming in weeks?
@sherif95610 ай бұрын
O god the ending...RIP ma man,u were a gd npc agent,and a great man..😂😂💀💀
@totallytoasty10 ай бұрын
Yeah he is done lol
@christianvincentcostanilla842810 ай бұрын
Try how Spiderman traumatized the Spiderman game 2018 and Spiderman game 2023 NPCs
@christianvincentcostanilla842810 ай бұрын
Try how Gta main character traumatized The Gta games NPCs
@christianvincentcostanilla842810 ай бұрын
Try how main character traumatized The Call of duty games NPCs
@davidnikkielinc8 ай бұрын
@@totallytoastythe second I see the mask I went gulp
@uchihabomber129610 ай бұрын
The Arkham games made me realize that these villains must pay like a million dollars per person with all the stuff the thugs have to deal with for Batman
@AKingNamedXemo10 ай бұрын
Bro really watching iron man vs batman in the background 💀
@totallytoasty10 ай бұрын
Nice catch lol
@AKingNamedXemo10 ай бұрын
@@totallytoasty I don’t really see a lot of YTers outright liking Death Battle so it’s pretty dope
@jakrispyballs6910 ай бұрын
@@AKingNamedXemowhat’s even funnier is Batman loses that death battle lol 😂
@gloriousbeast25489 ай бұрын
@@jakrispyballs69For the third time.
@jakrispyballs699 ай бұрын
@@gloriousbeast2548 😭
@therefinedhellion50419 ай бұрын
For some reason this gives me the same vibe as classic GameStop commercials and I love it, this gave me a laugh and a nostalgia trip.
@totallytoasty9 ай бұрын
I really like this perspective lol
@Winter-The-Masquerade10 ай бұрын
That bit where Zsasz screams "WAIT" before Batman throws him into the void kills me. XD
@lakshaykochhar679910 ай бұрын
Bro even got the lingo and the accent right for Thugs.😂
@MrHochoi9210 ай бұрын
Could’ve been worse, they could be a not on a rockstar game
@totallytoasty10 ай бұрын
Now thats true but Rockstar games are lucky that Arkham Batman isnt in their games either or we wouldn't be getting GTA 6 Lol
@MrHochoi9210 ай бұрын
@@totallytoasty Rt
@crimson5pider10 ай бұрын
Arkham Knight NPC: Hey so you didn't tell me my boss was gonna drop a chemical nuke exclusively on all his employees. Agent: Well at least this one's not about Batman Npc: Batman?! I saw that guy crashing a goddamn TANK into people
@tanialanza9922Ай бұрын
Agent: Oh…well that’s not that bad. Soldier NPC: He literally broke a soldiers wrist while interrogating them. He flips cars over while chasing them with a missile and they crash onto the sidewalk with big impact.
@snmrikki902610 ай бұрын
"that man is playing galaga! thought we wouldn't notice, but we did" -tony stark avengers 😂 3:35
@totallytoasty10 ай бұрын
Someone gets it lol
@nikodemospl8709 ай бұрын
If they had enough of being NPCs in Batman games, then imagine what they would feel if they were NPCs in The Punisher game from 2005 💀
@BlackOmEga_209910 ай бұрын
He traumatized deadshot so bad in Arkham city he turned black
@ultimatecontagion9 ай бұрын
NPC Services should be a series at this point. 🔥🔥🔥
@totallytoasty9 ай бұрын
I gotchu god of war coming soon
@zerosorigin83879 ай бұрын
0:47 did I just hear Batman say “TALK!” In the background?💀
@NaimAugustinYT8 ай бұрын
He sound brutal
@kainholden20015 ай бұрын
Was this guy making a phone call mid batman rampage lol 😆
@Primal_Meat_Beat9 ай бұрын
Remember that time in Arkham Knight when Batman interrogated a militia officer… By revving the wheel of the Batmobile on his skull 😐
@renzmiguelberonguezmanzano88369 ай бұрын
Arkham Batman: Alfred track this guy Location, Justice don't sleep.
@ThatoMalebye-ls6hz8 ай бұрын
0:34 nah that combo is hilarious
@Jakkuhera2 ай бұрын
If making more funny you tap the button over and over Batman you like nonstop beating the living shit out of one guy
@remyrichardson861410 ай бұрын
this kinda gives me the vibes of like old video game commercials from the late 2000s-early 2010s
@frogglen635010 ай бұрын
imagine being a ramdom henchmen to a rich super villain with mental problems. Minding your business. Doing guard duty with the boys. Then Random tall guy dressed in a batsuit breaks your nose and arm. You can't even really trust Penguin with paying you. Joker will just randomly shoot you for fun. And 2 face makes all his decisions with a coin toss.
@calebstephens605910 ай бұрын
Bro thank God he didn't turn into the joker in Arkham Knight....
@Leofang1268 ай бұрын
1:36 HE HIT BANE WITH A CAR
@kvng_rvbby10 ай бұрын
just wait until the brainiac npc’s start piling up. that’s even worse bc they got brainiac so that’s union status right there😂
@jaieregilmore97110 ай бұрын
Batman is a goddamn menace.
@SpiderSora10 ай бұрын
Boss: hello? NPC Thug: I QUIT! Boss: what do you mean you quit? Your supposed to be working with the arkham knights milita to take down batman NCP Thug: thats the problem, Batman shut that down too! Boss: What!? How!? NPC Thug: He took down our ENTIRE MILITARY, took down scarecrow and injected his own fear toxin into him and beat the arkham knight who now turned into the red hood who broke into the facility and KILLED BLACK MASK, Then batman blew up all of our tanks, took down all of our bases and SLAMMED MY HEAD INTO A ELECTRICAL BOX! Boss: wait if batman slammed your head into a electrical box then how are you still alive? NPC Thug: thats the thing, im not... Boss: wait what? Hello? RIP NPC thug:............ Secretary: boss I just got word that batman's friends Nightwing, Robin, Catwoman, Azrael, Red Hood and Batgirl all have commited the same acts of violence that batman has, Catwoman clawed two faces face and we lost 20 more employees within the last hour Boss: Shit
@TheEmpiresStrongest10 ай бұрын
Boss: Hello District Attorney: Yeah I’m on call with here on behalf of guy who got his skull cracked open by Robin (Harley Quinn’s Revenge). TITAN inmate that got beaten up and later got cured. TYGER Guard. Guy who was beaten up by Batman and left out in the snow. Guy who got shocked to much by Batman using shock gloves. Guy who got beat blasted by Batman using thermal gloves. People who got brainwashed by getting too close to plants and ended up getting beaten up by Batman and Catwoman. Two-Face thug who got his arm broken by Catwoman. Guy who left frozen in the middle of battle while fighting Batman (Cold Cold Heart). Guy who got his head smashed into a TV. Lastly leaving Harley hanging and I don’t mean on read. Boss: Geez that’s a lot. How did they even survive? District Attorney: They didn’t. Some were put on life support and had write their stories on paper for me read. It’s a miracle they’re still able to talk. You seemed to have left out some if not all very important details of the job description for the clients you handed these jobs to. That is a serious crime. Boss: Hey there’s something I have to take care of. District Attorney: So when would you like to schedule? Boss: Hangs up
@Gojayvenom8 ай бұрын
He didn’t have chills but I knew he was going to get killed when Batman called him
@StupidNoobDudeorSuperNoobDude9 ай бұрын
5:33 Despite what he does to his enemies, he still does justice for them as well. He’s the hero who has both sides’ backs in a time like this…
@ryzatheduck519510 ай бұрын
The arkham knight NPC didn’t call because his head is under a tire right now.
@maxanderson37337 ай бұрын
OK to be fair Bane had it coming; broke Batman’s back that one time
@User-n6r6s10 ай бұрын
“Wut” Famous last words
@zandriathornton67669 ай бұрын
Remember this Batman did this in one night💀
@kindasomeviews5 ай бұрын
Batman: "I dont use guns" _Commits vehicular manslaughter instead_
@BriarDougherty-jz4ry8 ай бұрын
Don't forget the guy who got tortured with the batmobile, never heard a thug so terrified he was SCREAMING.
@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks10 ай бұрын
Not the Calebcity pain noises💀
@HolyknightVader9998 ай бұрын
I'm sure half the people Batman sent to the hospitals died on the operating table due to his heavy-hitting combos breaking necks, spines, and causing internal bleeding.
@Stopmotionstudiosboi6 ай бұрын
"Batman broke both of my legs" it's hilarious it had me rolling 🤣
@TheRealMasky420Ай бұрын
0:37 thats spiderman friend or foe behind him
@Beansssssszzzzz24 күн бұрын
Batman’s power is prep time with 0.1 seconds he crafted the infinity gauntlet
@vampbros5510 ай бұрын
Glad you are back bro awesome video
@totallytoasty10 ай бұрын
Thank you bro I’m happy to be back and I’m glad you like the video!
@maccurtis73010 ай бұрын
Batman is a fume believer in tough love.
@weskintime417710 ай бұрын
Bro got that Deathbattle in the background lmao.
@Karlos1234ify10 ай бұрын
I’m guilty of throwing henchmen over the ledge in Arkham Asylum
@mangodxwns10 ай бұрын
LMAOOO THIS IS PERFECT
@AzureBlaze121210 ай бұрын
It’s the Caleb city sounds for me 😂
@mrDak300010 ай бұрын
1:53 I know “Balls Drop No Jutsu” was used at this moment that or it was an audio from another Batman skit on KZbin 💀😂💀
@TarsonTalon9 ай бұрын
"I have to wear this getup every day because YOU keep turning normal people into goons, instead of getting them real jobs!" -Batman
@JeromeStephenson9 ай бұрын
Nahhhh that elbow to the back of her head @ *4:21* 💀
@Tommedian5 ай бұрын
A little that this guy has connections with an evil cabal of ninjas that tried to blow up a city
@cynicalnerdycinephile10 ай бұрын
Spider man NPCs after getting the triangle circle combo'd:
@cadengericke565210 ай бұрын
Haha this was a good one. You should do more relating to Arkham Batman
@SonicBoost343Ай бұрын
"He hit Bane with a Car-!" Fucking sent me to the moon bro! 😭😭
@ake.kenway31610 ай бұрын
El maton que estuvo en origins, asylum, city y Knight: de cosa puedo respirar 💀
@tfordham1310 ай бұрын
I saw him drop some body off the side of wonder tower
@mrmisterman28748 ай бұрын
Thank you for reminding everyone who the REAL Arkham Batman is.
@tykamen55889 ай бұрын
3:54 let it be known that Batman in Arkham Origins had zero chill so I don't blame them for suing.
@Itz_Puxe10 ай бұрын
Bro that stun into the beat down where you just have to mash buttons and Batman would just be unleashing blows into your opponent was PEAK BATMAN ❤
@Sundeath4110 ай бұрын
The fact Batman vs Ironman played in the background is hilarious 💀
@tyrellblazer52310 ай бұрын
Out of all the Arkham games arkham city had npcs on their knees begging for their life
@kingboo76139 ай бұрын
💀 my boy you better prey to god that Batman doesn’t get you
@subfloor202210 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, Millville Honey Nut Crispy Oats
@Babyeatr8 ай бұрын
Batman doesn’t kill? Nah that’s Spider-Man
@shadeofshattered39 ай бұрын
And the most dangerous bad guys live to see the sequels
@themysteriousredwarriorblo166210 ай бұрын
I hope he does one for ps5 Symbiote Spider-Man next!
@owlomar20079 ай бұрын
He did
@themysteriousredwarriorblo16629 ай бұрын
@@owlomar2007 already saw that.
@Bodysweeper9 ай бұрын
Lmfao I have played ALL THE ARKHAM GAMES FOR YEARS and now I’m just realizing Hugo Strange is Dr Strange lol didn’t realize it til this man said I’m so ashamed
@Misspcross7 ай бұрын
We ain't gonna talk about how batman can lay that weird explosive foam mid fight and detonate it at peoples feet? 😭
@The_Anomaly_Crusasder9 ай бұрын
Not to mention in arkham knight you can blow up cars with people in the cars
@hiteshkaringula679810 ай бұрын
Just came across this channel today and I had to sub quality content bro🔥
@moosaanwar347510 ай бұрын
"TALK" 😂😂😂
@isiaharellano37899 ай бұрын
Lol that CalebCity sound bit 😂
@DaDualityofMan10 ай бұрын
Bro was really out here spiking grown men like they’re a football 😂
@tfordham139 ай бұрын
I saw him knock a car filled with ko thugs into the water
@jx51582 ай бұрын
"BATMAN WAS THE CRAZY PEOPLE" 😂😂
@kaijukid14436 ай бұрын
“He hit Bane with a car!” I’m…fairly certain Bane can survive something like that
@Spawn_mike3 ай бұрын
This man is doing whole king chain throw
@mr.m41828 ай бұрын
Robin learned that from him.
@Smokeandmirrors34210 ай бұрын
Hey it’s better then being on ps5 spider 2
@tamariomartin908010 ай бұрын
Ohhh yeah, especially if you’re fighting Symbiote Peter.
@ArsarethAcademyАй бұрын
That combo coma was wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild
@heathledgersjoker62623 ай бұрын
Totally toasty, continue this npc series. I love it!
@J0J00_09 ай бұрын
YOU FOR GOT ARKIM KNIGHT
@Arkhivez3 ай бұрын
Didn’t even get to the Batmobile tire interrogation yet.
@goddiepon93073 ай бұрын
this reminds me of MalsWRLD's "how batman treats his enemies in the arkham games" skit
@Darkknightanimated27 күн бұрын
Batman doesn’t kill, but he doesn’t mind breaking spines, brain damage, mental suffering, emotional damage, destroy bones like fucking twigs.
@tfordham1310 ай бұрын
Also the Christmas tree guy is ricky loose lips
@perithedandelion675810 ай бұрын
batman gonna get him next 😂
@itsamejcАй бұрын
1:39 a tank you mean
@kiryu-chan15908 ай бұрын
1:36 bro that was so funny 🤣
@SSC00024 ай бұрын
Most realistic depiction of custoemr service
@Thegamerking3123 ай бұрын
Batman doesn’t kill, he traumatizes people and families
@CybrrisАй бұрын
4:34 For a sec I thought he was gonna hit him with brute force on the elbow I was not expecting that 😳
@RonnieFlare1710 ай бұрын
Absolutely love this it’s hilarious
@lightningkid_9 ай бұрын
In arkham asylum you can push the thugs of the edge
@mefowastaken5 ай бұрын
Insomniac spider man in the corner
@nyasiac79982 ай бұрын
1:25 Robin did the same shit to that dude in Trouble in Tokyo😭😭