If Mario takes damage, I give Twitch chat my credit card

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[@alexhirsch5738]

You could argue that CJ spent $725 on random Mario junk, or you could argue that CJ spent about $500 on random Mario junk and one really cool Bowser Lego set.

[@EtaiLevy]

bro is on to something

[@andrewzhang4826]

Or you could argue that CJ is now deducting $725 worth of stuff in his taxes and also gets to keep a really cool Bowser Lego Set

[@davetraintrain]

@@andrewzhang4826 I mean he's only deducting the tax on the $725 worth of stuff, he's still spending $725 that he wasn't going to before lol.

[@copper7593]

Mario Odyssey but every time I bonk, I reveal one digit of Smallant’s address

[@ryguyil2]

Yes

[@hugoforcada2167]

This.

[@maxboiplayz9822]

pog

[@aname8106]

Holy shit

[@octoling7]

He would bonk on purpose

[@gracebegranted]

hey CJ! great video as always :] i thought you might want to know that betterhelp is a pretty scummy company that was involved in scandal over selling patients' private information to advertisers. it also underpays its therapists heavily - only paid for 45 minutes per day per client, and with word count limits on messaging; anything beyond those limits is unpaid, which greatly limits the care you can get and incentivizes subpar service to stay under limits. not to mention that often your appointments will get rescheduled repeatedly or therapists just won't show up, and there is no guarantee the person it matches you with is actually a licensed professional. they also drag out the cancellation process as long as possible to continue charging you while you're tied up trying to cancel. it genuinely does a lot more harm than good with a predatory business model and absurd prices for the quality of care received. please consider reuploading this video without the betterhelp sponsorship like you did for the TEMU one!! it is just as dangerous to be advertising, if not more so.

[@cjya]

I’ll see what I can do but it’s unlikely I’ll be able to take it down. I appreciate you being understanding about it though

[@Simon_Q]

@@cjya Finally a youtuber that litsens to this kinda stuff! I appreciate it.

[@gracebegranted]

@@cjya i understand that you probably have contractual obligations here! i appreciate that you took the time to read anyway :] thank you for responding!

[@agr0nianTV]

Should be a pinned comment ngl

[@Thunder-Sky]

@@agr0nianTV if only to keep people from repeating the message (I was about to and was like "wait I should scroll just a bit first")

[@bobsmith7066]

I find it very amusing that CJ made such a big deal about how strange the Mario toys looked and never even acknowledged that one of them was a blue Pikmin.

[@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies]

Finally someone else who acknowledged it!

[@Stubbler]

Mario Odyssey but every time I bonk, I get 1 inch closer to the vat of acid sitting below my chair.

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

Plot twist the acid is drug kind

[@briteboy69420]

fuckin saw trap oml (he should totes do this)

[@HighCPU]

NOOOOOOOO NOT BETTERHELP

[@Pumkingang]

Imagine walking on the street and seeing a grown man wearing a shrt that says "milf",a skirt, a print that says "I pooped today" and drinkig from a water bottle that says "Im just a girl"

[@moocow3818]

Nothing wrong with a little cross dressing

[@judesparks2326]

You're just describing me

[@willdoesyoutube_]

2:45 “I LOVE YOU SEX BOB OMB!!” -knifes chau 2010

[@JustLeSnek]

Gotta respect how Cjya will still play risky and take the risk of bonks, instead of just taking it slow

[@flyingcatguy]

I never realised cjya didn’t have a million subs. He definitely should have at least 2 million

[@Poison-148]

100% agree

[@LXTEntertainment]

nah 5

[@latebloomer_]

I really wish chat had voted for Yoshi 3D Night alight 16 Colors Christmas Lighting Gift RGB Touch Remote Controller Toys Super Mario Desk Lamp for Children’s Room Decoration Holiday Gifts (Yoshi), that one was the best!

[@Br1enstein]

It really rolls off the tongue

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

I wonder how Della will feel having to be next to Mario’s unwavering gaze every time she uses the bathroom, every day… He’s always watching, the plumber man sees all…

[@SkeleMann]

If you know what's good for you you do not use better help. They are well documented to be an awful company. You can easily look this up. CJ, don't suggest it to people.

[@jkazos]

He's deleted all comments about them so far, so I don't think he cares. I'm about to unsub.

[@Lu14355]

Ik he's reuploaded a video to delete a temu sponsorship so I hope he'll do the same for this one

[@SkeleMann]

@@Lu14355 I think that'd be best for everyone.

[@CorvusCorviday]

@@jkazos yup the comment thread i was talking in earlier is seemingly gone. I can’t access it through reply notifications. Hey CJ and or the moderators reading this, you’re doing nothing but HURTING YOURSELF man. BetterHelp is not a good company, they are not trustworthy, learn from this and just don’t take another sponsor from them. That’s all the community wants to hear.

[@Cr_nch]

@@jkazosHe's replied to a separate comment outlining the issues and has said it's unlikely he'll be able to do anything about it (likely due to how the contract for the sponsorship was formulated)

[@goatcurry.]

If you look closely enough, you can see him slowly going insane.

[@pyrojkl]

Next challenge if I bonk I get swole. Every bonk increases the number of pushups he has to do mid run. 1st bonk he does 10, 2nd he does 20 etc lol

[@FeeshUnofficial]

"they call that a bargain where I'm from" WHERE ARE YOU FROM, ZURICH?

[@HelloHamburger]

Probably California and the West Coast where the cost of living is high as hell!

[@aidanhogan-thomas1797]

Not better help, bro. Cmon

[@redfoxdog1]

yeah....

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

For anyone wondering, Sex Bob-Omb is the name of Scott pilgrim’s band in the Graphic Novel and Movie Scott Pilgrim

[@vitorluiz7538]

Video assembling Lego Bowser when

[@blondie3817]

Mario odyssey but during every cutscene you build the lego bowser

[@EMpsycho3]

8:27 the kid died on 9/11 too. That sucks

[@ardenwarner9735]

betterhelp? in 2024?

[@helloyanis]

*All bonks* 1:02 Dino skip skip 2:28 Just dino 5:04 On the way to Deep Woods 6:17 Metal beam attack 7:18 Tripped on the stairs 8:05 Goomba wants a hug 8:50 Camera has stopped responding, please wait 9:25 On the way to snow dram 10:06 "Why did I go for it" 10:45 Combo! Dive > spin pound > roll > bonk! 11:30 Missed your ride? 12:03 Super combo, 4 in a row! 13:45 Wait, you can bonk there? 14:15 Yeah! Let's roll into the attack! *Total* 17 items purchased $ 727,03 spent

[@enzolos.]

i love how cjya's editor censored the blue shell name in the picture but didnt censor the word in the description at 1:40

[@GalacticPoisonX]

The classic yoink and twist from Ludwig

[@SDW_YT]

I really loved the part when that SDW guy rickrolled you

[@Whazzupp]

I love these videos!! Chat always does you dirty 😂

[@Boberry765]

His credit card company be like: WHY HAVE YOU BEEN BUYING THIS RANDOM SHIT

[@aceofspacecreates]

I don’t need Better Help for therapy, all I need is some milk, oreos and cjya videos.

[@chiseledcee]

You are so good at going fast in the game! It's not easy and you did good!

[@crimsonstormsurge]

I love it when KZbinrs do videos like this

[@marcy.a]

Accepting a sponsor from betterhelp is not something i expected from you tbh, i hope you just don’t know about it but even still that would be bad - you would normally research your sponsors before taking them, right?

[@cjya]

This is one of those I hadn’t heard anything about. I constantly see people sponsored by them and never heard anything bad on those or anywhere so I figured it wasn’t a problem

[@redfoxdog1]

@@cjyaplease look into this more

[@a_random_tire]

When you are watching a video, you want the streamer to win, when you are on twitch, you want to maximize bonks.

[@joshuas8779]

Hell no, I just want him to have better sponsors.

[@BioFox08]

Can’t wait for the next one of these where someone submits something crazy weird and expensive like a Mario hot tub or Mario chandelier

[@Bronnenheim]

Thank you for supporting the province of Manitoba with your purchase! THat's like 10% of our GDP right there.

[@turtlemation1308]

When cj makes a video you know it's going to be a banger. Love your videos.

[@benarim]

That was really fun to watch! Also RIP to your credit card I hope we get to see the Lego Bowser assembled in all his glory at some point, maybe on stream?

[@ego-lay_atman-bay]

Nah, that's not mario's dad, that's mario's grand dad. Too bad he didn't cost 7 grand.

[@Kazminski888]

Isn't better help a scam?

[@AbbeyAnn]

Yep

[@pickledapplez]

cmon let cj get the paycheck

[@Kazminski888]

@@pickledapplez i won't even mind temu sponsoring, but promoting unlicensed therapists can do a lot of dmg to ppl with mental problems m8

[@DaniDoyle]

Yes, it's a well known scam, and it pushes conversion therapy. Honestly don't respect any creator willing to promote them. Gotta get paid but not all sponsors are equal.

[@zapking8209]

2:38 yoooooo I got that shirt to wear to Halloween like 2 years ago

[@MstrKipper]

Excellent a video to save for lunch

[@Solesteam]

13:21 I HAVE ONE OF THOSE! It's ether form Mc.Donalds or wendys....

[@Jaeemira]

Daisy is giving Petunia Dursley with that neck

[@adriahrin3284]

cjya is rocking that skirt

[@EFG447]

Build the lego bowser for a stream 😎

[@lex-n-weegie]

I actually already own the Luigi Water bottle! It was kinda cool seeing it show up and having it win

[@idkwhattocallthis1]

Hardcore%: I have to beat the game without taking any damage

[@4ltered]

The idea is simple, Every time I take damage, I give my chat my credit card. also, Every time I Bonk, I also have to give chat my credit card.

[@Redjman66]

We need to see the completed Lego Bowser

[@Boborobo1]

When Mario takes damage, cyjay takes damage

[@LoafOfShorts]

4:47 grilled cheese sandwich

[@germanplayz_8073]

we dont talk about the king boo plush

[@kofiennin2339]

You are the funniest Mario KZbinr 😂

[@hrmrmrmmr6306]

it takes true skill to play a game for 7 years and still find a way to make good content of it.

[@Grape_22]

Mario odyssey but I can’t use a feature until the game tells me how

[@Reaktron88]

Mario Odyssey but I can’t use a feature once the game tells me how

[@BananaInEar009]

Even with the knowledge that most of these clips will have CJ bonking, I am still surprised by most of them.

[@Random_user274]

Mario Odyssey but if I bonk, I eat a Carolina Reaper

[@taylorgreer4984]

You gotta build the Lego set

[@LoafOfShorts]

I remember the good ol' days of no family friendly

[@MathewKarel]

The fact that he took a pumb as a damage is pretty goofy. Cool Video

[@adamtabba9927]

Soooooo bowser Lego building stream? 👀👀👀👀

[@NightmareEuphoria]

AND THE MUSHROOM PLANTER LOL

[@chillyman1459]

Wild tax writeoffs

[@zaney2172]

I actually got the lego bowser for Christmas but haven't built it because space

[@ThatOneAnimeFan223]

2:44 For those who have watched Scott Pilgrim Vs The World you will understand this reference

[@noingas]

the ad confused me so much cuz i’m playing oras while watching and was flying on latios at night LOL

[@gabrielmarquez6195]

Love your videos you are my favorite KZbinr and I want to give my thanks for you being my inspiration ❤

[@Varigatou]

Mic peak daddy is back 🙏🏻🔥

[@rubber_man647]

Natural gain king 🗣️🔥💯

[@eamk887]

2:43 Is this a Scott Pilgrim vs. the World reference?

[@Arlorecycles]

Buy everything they sell you buy a shop worth of Goomba

[@TheRubySpider]

11:11 a Yochet, if you will. Or perhaps a Croshi.

[@StoryTimeWithToast]

The memorial for Brandon thing is so sad I have experienced it before one time me,my dad,and my brother went to this toy and train show and when we were walking in we found this hot wheel and it had a sticker on it saying this one kid died at age 6 there was even a Facebook page and turns out they were everywhere

[@Michael_00006]

If youre not going to make the Bowser Lego figure, I'll happily take it off your hands

[@andrewbernardi3214]

Cool to see toadsworth in the background

[@Cactus_Junky]

Should've worn the suit from last time during this

[@pyrojkl]

They have to change it to not be doxing related but if there was some type of smallest collab with this challenge it would be funny.

[@JonathanCrew-sv7yt]

That was so funny when you Bonked in ruined

[@uiinpui]

I rewatched the other one like a week ago lol

[@sparrowflyaway]

I was hoping for a timelapse of CJ putting the Bowser Lego together...

[@brainstem69]

This is just cj finding a way to get some items he wanta

[@Potato_is._.]

Poor guy who counts the lego pieces😅

[@galliway_8514]

mario but everytime i die they take a finger

[@adaogee8541]

Very cool idea

[@redstonewolfx]

Why did he bonk twice, skip the rest of the kingdom, and cut to a therapy ad segment? are you okay lmao

[@applepie7811]

They call it new Bonk city for a reason 7:18

[@HedgieMaster05]

Woah! First 10 minute crew?

[@nickringer3913]

classy yoink and twist

[@NightmareEuphoria]

I NGL WANT THAT SUNSHINE RUG MYSELF

[@Bongothemox]

Cj You should show The numbers On the front and back for us so its easier

[@goatcurry.]

THE PARIO APRON

[@UniChavez_]

I think the title should be “bonk” instead of “take damage” bc thats what it is. Love your videos

[@doomv.5896]

I have that blue shell pin, got it off wish for $1 like 5 years ago, crazy some company charged you 15 bucks for it lol

[@joshuaamin7771]

Great video!

[@BIGGESTSAYELFANEVER]

Bro just told me that I need therapy 😭

[@velvetbutterfly]

Seeing CJ rock that skirt just makes me miss JoCat even more

[@frostydog6068]

Lego bowser building stream

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Imagine this but all submissions have to be video games.

[@acidgiraffes]

LFG CJYA POSTED ITS A GOOD DAY

[@Sillygoat6969]

Next video should be a house tour now that you have so much mario furniture

[@mrhalfsaid1389]

Who sends a mario FUNERAL PLAN TO THIS