If Mario bonks, I wax my legs

I've made a severe and continuous lapse in judgment.
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#smo #cjya #waxing

[@RiKSh4w]

It's funny how his scream at his legs being waxed is the exact same as getting found in Hide and Seek

[@LARAUJO_0]

Except more visceral

[@BringerofGoats]

Spot on

[@jaywitter48]

I notisted this to

[@peas_are_actually_disgusting]

@@jaywitter48 notisted

[@Kit_the_Kat14]

There is pain in both

[@micahphilson]

2:00 "This is gonna be the most insane clickbait when I get through this entire run without having to wax my legs once"

[@homerman76]

famous last words

[@gingythebrawler3898]

*aged like milk*

[@koiasana]

he didn't really think that, he just said it in a what if way

[@dom3306]

@@gingythebrawler3898 nice pfp

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

@@laser_uhhhh That not the only thing that goes into making cheese.

[@maxmoroney4607]

6 minutes in and Bonk already doesn't even sound like a word anymore

[@mollychankawaii]

"Fish clip, not fish bonk. That's what we like to see,"

[@TheTurt1e9]

9:17 were Mario 64 noises

[@mrgamesplayer4676]

my neighbors could hear your screams with headphones on

[@CzarSalad5239]

90% of this is just WhY dID i gO For tHAt stRAt?!?!?

[@Calebthecreator]

So true

[@jeffgreen7402]

The surprise waxings

[@jdw9]

I love Abby she's priceless

[@jacobo41]

great idea

[@DJwEYEred]

I think she discovered something about herself that day

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

Peak content.

[@z3_gaming526]

CJ: Prepping for extreme pain. Abby: Let's just stroke this soon to be silky leg!

[@beetlebugs]

omg you have to rub the strips to warm the wax to stick better i’m p sure

[@kieraprice8130]

you actually have to do that so that the wax warms up and sticks to the hair, otherwise the strip wont work as well.

[@quinnthomas1007]

Bro? 🤨

[@NITE_CALEB]

TRUEEE

[@Haii719]

@@quinnthomas1007 clean your mind

[@rauros5326]

You actually sounded like Mario getting hurt several times when she ripped them off lmao

[@micahphilson]

"Ah hoo hoo agagagaga!"

[@KubickQ]

@@micahphilson *DougDoug flashbacks*

[@CrazyDriver666]

and few times like Tom from Tom & Jerry

[@Some.guy2-r2j]

Sure it does

[@Awesometon55]

@@KubickQ Doug Doug when playing Mario maker: ah hoo agagagaagagaga

[@jaymolony1082]

CJ: screams KZbin: starts ad The ad: "being a baby is easy" lmao

[@Robloxian9997YT]

LOL

[@elvirasancheznot.2668]

Lol

[@guyfromusaa9164]

lol

[@YourNormalProgram]

ˡᵒˡ

[@ecamvr]

All: lol

[@pokemon_trainer_isaiah]

Those shrieks sound like a dying animal, I kinda feel bad for cj, but it’s funny as hell

[@Tree_eerT]

Sadness is funny fun and I don't know why.

[@tomokia9936]

I read: Those shreks sound like a dying animal , then I realized how dumb I was

[@TIGGYthefrog]

Omg so true

[@abit359]

It sounds like matpat laughing

[@-stonk]

@I Post Cringe what the heck has been spoiled lmao

[@clairekopenhafer8272]

Abby is an agent of chaos and we love her for it

[@Pg3d_sigmamalegridnset]

bro sounds like hes from tom and jerry

[@Mikustan39]

⁠@@Pg3d_sigmamalegridnsetOh my God he does!

[@taylorfilm]

who is she?

[@MasterAtRedstone]

@@taylorfilm Shes the person waxing his leg🤓👆

[@residentbeevil6326]

Cyja is the understudy for tom’s screaming voice actor from Tom and jerry 😂😂

[@kirbyfan087]

This is what he’s submitting to the auditions for Tom’s new voice actor

[@matthewpopow6647]

I was thinking goofy's "YA HOO-HOO HEEEEEE"

[@rofo2015]

**cjya**

[@roxinstarbreaker9458]

Your poor legs 🤣 on the other hand, mario finally has revenge from the years of brain damage. Thanks for the video, Cjya :)

[@Raubiri2]

Who ruined the 69 likes? I hope you will be hunted. Not you @Roxin Starbreaker

[@Tree_eerT]

Ciya is funny:]

[@zanderfells5124]

Yeah when used apply pressure

[@dazcarrr]

your legs are smoother now than Mario's brain after 5000 concussions

[@Mrgamercatcat]

Underrated comment

[@kimv9573]

🐈

[@axium_mars]

Those waxes looked so personal 💀 Abby was out for BLOOD

[@btggamer7623]

:O

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

I feel like abby has been wanting for cyja to shave his leg for a while so this is just revenge

[@ElariaFlori]

Dude I'm just loving these vids. Each one is just GREAT. Ty Cj and editors for bringing us this wonderful content.

[@ElariaFlori]

@@mysteriousmangos7245 ?

[@KubickQ]

@@mysteriousmangos7245 it’s CJ’s comment section. You don’t ask by design

[@denzy3929]

this guy is such an overlooked legend

[@jpshy1130]

He’s goated

[@jpshy1130]

@@mysteriousmangos7245 that’s awesome

[@taavidunn2070]

Overlooked maybe because this game is 5 years old

[@portemanteau3802]

@@taavidunn2070 minecraft is 11 years old and it's still everywhere on youtube

[@taavidunn2070]

@@portemanteau3802 yes but Mario oddesy is a story game with less replay value

[@teiteika]

Love how both chat and Abby failed to let CJ know pulling your leg skin taught helps reduce the pain 🤣 So sorry CJ

[@T3Draco]

It was cut, but Abby said she had never waxed before, so I'm assuming she didn't know.

[@teiteika]

@@T3Draco Oh really? Honestly probably best for her xD means she hasn't put herself through the pain of DIY waxing/epilating

[@jpshy1130]

Why are we talking about this This is weird

[@teiteika]

@@jpshy1130 hair removal sucks and using wax strips on yourself is a special kind of hell. not much else to it really

[@jpshy1130]

@@teiteika yeah it’s just a weird topic I know it’s fitting with the video but out of contents it would be very weird

[@Kyuko-chan246]

Alternative title: a masterclass in sadism by abby

[@JJ_Ninja728]

I love that the editor puts in a bop or a boom for everything that isn't a bonk

[@themilkman562]

Lol same

[@cats_are_awesome1496]

3:51 first bonk 7:11 second bonk 8:31 third bonk 12:34 fourth bonk 15:23 fith bonk 17:03 sixth bonk 19:28 seventh bonk 12:50 eighth bonk 24:48 ninth bonk 27:38 extra wax 28:28 extra wax x2 Lmfao!

[@Watch-Yisus]

legend

[@cashbanooka9166]

I think you meant 21:50

[@Lonewulf321]

Based

[@RemiRionnet]

I like how he's bonking on things you would never think it's even possible to bonk on.

[@PTp1ranha]

But in the end, he did prove his point- he doesn't really bonk THAT often.

[@jessical4866]

CJ: I don’t bonk all the time you guys just notice them Also CJ: oh I almost intentionally bonked there

[@shiaraspittall979]

Now let’s see Tanner do this because I feel like he’s got even more leg hair

[@chuuu4610]

Can confirm. I saw his leg in the pencil sharpening video. 😂

[@The-Toost]

Yes

[@catalyst539]

I want to see Eric do this.

[@Kraken9D5]

I’m just curious, what is Abby’s relation to cjya? I’ve only ever seen her by herself or sometimes doing something with pointcrow.

[@Ghdfshhs]

Honestly waxing hurts worse than paintball if you're unprepared.

[@LC-hd5dc]

depends on where you get hit by the paintball

[@thelanktheist2626]

@@LC-hd5dc and how close you are.

[@MarshallLeeA]

Worst part of this waxing thing is that you must finish the job if you don't want your legs to be covered in non-uniform patches of hair

[@PyxieK]

Can we just appreciate how fast he reacted to pause the timer the very first time, even though he was surprised and freaked out

[@whosmaxii]

whenever cj's legs get waxed he sounds like Tom screamin (from Tom and Jerry)

[@terrificloyaldust]

This was a stream I wish I was here for.

[@gamingwithgrace]

The stream it still on twitch if you want to watch it

[@Nezrewi]

@@gamingwithgrace You don't get it

[@tbtb66]

Y'all ever think about how "Bonk" has become synonymous with 3D Mario It's extremely fitting too, we just call Mario hitting against something a bonk as that word perfectly describes Mario's usual reaction

[@KaosOrder]

Bonk is definitely not uniquely synonymous with 3D Mario - the word has been used since at least the 50s, and even been popular in gaming for platforming and action adventure games (Contra, Zelda, etc). It's onomatopoeia for getting hit on the head.

[@Robloxian9997YT]

No

[@TidoTheThird]

No

[@vivi_stardust]

the chaotic neutral energy radiating off of Abby is giving me life

[@imcommentingtogetthisintot4425]

Bro wtf did you even type

[@vivi_stardust]

@@imcommentingtogetthisintot4425 have you played dnd

[@FaiTakeruSachiko2]

this ends up being promotion for cvs wax strips "they work so well!" - CJYA

[@lepancake6147]

It’s fine the silky smooth legs are worth it

[@thegold707]

(“I have never bonked there”) 3:51 (bonked on a nut) 7:11 (“I’m a itdoi”) 8:31 (...trash...) 12:34 (“THAT WASN’T THE STRAT”) 15:24 (Snowdram denied) 17:04 (that was brutal) 19:29 (“I’m a content fiend”) 21:51 (FOR THE FANS) 24:48 (kinda anti-climatic if I say myself) 27:33

[@minecraftengineer1877]

I feel bad about this but I laughed SO HARD every time she pulled the wax thing off you because of the faces you make XD The screams were good too :P

[@Yami_VampireVT]

I just imagine CJ having sorta like PTSD after this video. Just anytime he sees a wax strip he just gets reminded of the pain. Also I love how Abby is just being so silly and fun, two of my favorite people making such a good video😊

[@AllOfTheAbove777]

Cjya should do a challenge with small Ant that whoever bonk the most have to get paintballs the amount of time that person bonk.

[@debblez]

he’s gonna start up another run and get ptsd when he hears the bonk sound lmao

[@bmagaming9302]

Thank you to the editors for zooming in on the moments when the waxing occurs

[@hillrp1]

The editing of CJ's bonks are always great. Good work editor. At one point I thought it was a Mod he had because it was so good.

[@elimidnight4682]

CJ: Feels EXTREME pain Chat: Hmmm... This seems entertaining.

[@alicon852]

I love how quickly he goes from *AAAAAAAAAA* to "oh that one looks good tho"

[@swolecole]

i watched the stream and i’m so happy i can actually see the waxing on camera now

[@btggamer7623]

I saw the stream too but I didn't chat

[@GGreenHeart]

10/10 content, this deserved a Bell Ring and a Comment lmao. Best of luck topping those wonderful painfilled screeches, and shoutout to Abby's malice and timing for leaving me in stitches

[@nonameguy3]

The editor had a field day with this one

[@roadrunner1594]

Honestly, this is the best impression of a cartoon character I’ve ever heard.

[@yunthe2nd]

The famed wax-bonk%, or more famously known as wank%. Thank you CJ (and Abby)

[@derpadon]

i feel bad for cj's mic

[@Tatianna1143]

Abby is the best waxer. She waxed CJ and Eric and a good job on both. Also Allie, a great video as is all your others

[@The145Hunter]

9:17 sounds like when mario falls in lava

[@PurpleJGaming]

"ok no bonks in luncheon, that's pretty good" him: *has one bonk in luncheon*

[@cheadlestudio]

insane how everytime i looked away he had already bonked again

[@catherinereid3184]

Loved the video! Twas very entertaining. Props to you and your editors. Thanks for always making my day :)

[@christiancraig9398]

Why does it bring me so much joy seeing him in pain

[@VaughanXV]

You have to appreciate how CJ bonks just as he says, "Well I was trash too to be-"

[@jsigg4106]

Well, I definetly liked and subscribed after that. Now we gotta get him to wax his arm pits

[@kaziahhall2984]

Someone at my school might have a worse time than cj because every square inch of his legs is covered in hair and someone once said his legs make me want to sing welcome to the jungle

[@rockpikmin4193]

If fur did this challenge he wouldn’t be fur anymore

[@valhallashock716]

16:25 the tears 😂 CJ is such a good sport.

[@CrunchPlease]

abby: taunts cj with waxing strip some guy in chat: I love women

[@legalia5140]

CJ: This’ll be clickbait because I won’t bonk *7 minutes into the run*

[@milbo06]

The video should be named: I wax my legs Or Waxing my legs till my skin comes off, because of Mario

[@BasicallySai]

He didn’t?

[@milbo06]

@@BasicallySai Ah no, he does, I just watched further into the vid

[@BasicallySai]

@@milbo06 ok!

[@Fishafevah0211]

28:40 That sound when you open an old door 😂 Love the content, keep it up!

[@lord_apophis]

Damn those ankle strips looked painful as hell. 10/10 video, certainly didn't expect this to pop up in my feed.

[@toonlink8992]

CJ's look of horror when he bonks. Me - and this is what i call quality entertainment

[@Timer102]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who laughs when they are in pain

[@rociosanchez329]

Are you ok? Did it hurt ?😮😮

[@AutumnReel4444]

In regular vods, the bonks are just a nice highlight.

[@moskit0239]

I watched the min caps btt do they do two times daylight savings abuse in sand and metro

[@waynewilson8303]

it was definitely a good video. i think running into the goomba at 6:09 should have counted as a bonk though

[@jjjosie_]

abby is EVIL in this video, I LOVE IT

[@aaronlin8785]

15:22 WOW! sick strat CJ! =D

[@ugandianos_]

The reason cjya bonks so many times is because he doesn’t cap throw before diving

[@deaddoctor]

"i don't bonk that much"

[@SpadeTheShadowKing]

IDEA FOR A PERCENT RUN! Girlfriend% Make your girl friend speed run Mario Oddesy (pr if you dont have one (wich you do) go get one)

[@ayakashisanji]

25:00 that was pure torture. I feel bad for laughing so hard but that was the purest form of entertainment

[@DeBo7]

A moment of silence for CJs neighbor...

[@7yth]

I love these videos, Ty Cj and the editors for showing us funny amazing content.

[@YourLocalFrisk]

0:46 Cap Kingdom 1:32 Cascade Kingdom 3:16 Sand Kingdom 6:04 Lake Kingdom 6:49 Wooded Kingdom 10:11 Cloud Kingdom 10:26 Lost Kingdom 11:00 Metro Kingdom 14:36 Snow Kingdom 19:17 Seaside Kingdom 21:26 Luncheon Kingdom 23:52 Ruined Kingdom 24:32 Bowser's Kingdom 26:50 Moon Kingdom

[@CatI24736]

after the third strip I started to feel the pain in my legs ._.

[@bi3lmobile2023]

All the times that wax he leg 4:52 7:26 9:11 13:20 16:27 18:33 20:08 22:16 25:23 27:41 28:28

[@TheGinggercat]

Anyone else think that his third scream sounds like Mario when he jumps in the lava in 64 or sunshine or is it just me 😂

[@kirbylover37]

Timestamp?

[@ebberry_jay3144]

@@kirbylover37 8:55

[@Arkoniic]

Nobody: chat during snow kingdom - “Snow dram or I microwave my cat”

[@Arkoniic]

16:57 for where it is

[@Tzikguu]

ripping them off with one hand is vicious

[@Icebird_9]

Is this your girlfriend? Nice video btw

[@sirpoggings7652]

„The plan is simple“ -joker and cj

[@TimeDestroyer9]

And ludwig

[@milbo06]

"The PAIN is simple"???

[@olihemming2299]

I mearly saw the thumbnail, I just thought of the pain CJ must have endured

[@galaxysphere2958]

cjya is a living god.

[@bobzour]

9:16 Could we get CraftyBoss or Amethyst to replace Mario's death scream with that during modded streams?

[@DireZyre]

I love your content CJ but it's so hard for me to watch with how often you clip the mic. I highly recommend looking into some audio production techniques to help avoid the mic issues, I'm sure just reaching out to your viewers someone could even help you with it, my ears would be very grateful!

[@ezraeccles1773]

Definitely agree, I get that it’s part of his channel’s comedy but I think it’s usually just way too loud

[@SlicRickCosplay]

Knowing my self and my friends, if we did this challenge, it wouldn’t be limited to leg hairs.

[@Cult_of_Rosalina]

cjya: no more bonks everyone! me at home: ok no more- cjya: *bonks* me:... liar