If "Meet the Soldier" was realistic

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[@AxtonTheObstagoon]

i feel like a better thing for the Spy bit is that you do turn around, but then the Spy ends up getting a facestab (backstab from the front due to latency and hitbox jank)

[@InteligencjaMaciusia]

Sad Truth

[@Crazlerable]

or if he just died from a single butterknife because of all the damage he took to get on the point

[@JojoeulisswowRBLX]

@@Crazlerable exactly, that would’ve been great lol

[@Rubiktor012]

The only 2 kills he got were both random crits. Relatable.

[@digojez]

getting sniped while doing funny taunt is too real

[@eugeniaamariei8626]

1:08 I was thinking that would happen.

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

This... is a bucket.

[@gr1mmy954]

Dear God...

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

@@gr1mmy954 There's more.

[@kalimatronix]

​@@unapologeticallylizzyNooo.....

[@TF2Soldiering]

​@@kalimatronixIt contains a bucket.

[@AlexBryant-bq4zu]

Gentlemen, synchronize your buckets

[@calebvscolegaming7237]

Play horror games but if you get jump scared and get frightend you switch games

[@PickleJuice32]

Sup my bruuu

[@Rogue_5507]

I feel if you did the Equalizer/escape plan taunt with the audio overlayed would have been better

[@mc4ndr3]

Amazing how little damage rockets do in video games in the name of "balance." Especially to the user, especially in enclosed spaces. All the developer has to do to introduce realism is increase damage and decrease reload speed.

[@Eradicator-jv9xr]

Then it would just become a sniper with a niche

[@Tenshi04Akuma]

Someone here prefers realisms over fun. I see... Perhaps you forgot what is the purpose of a video game or how its supposed to do it.

[@FinnMcMissile]

Wait, why they used Landfall instead of the actual map (which is Granary)? I already saw this "error" in "meet the scout", but I just realized it now.

[@mahranislam3554]

If you can't explain the joke, the video ends - r/mathmemes

[@Swid_29]

Every meet the team video but in tf2 bloopers

[@mispapahantua1918]

0:40 soldier: *scream* sniper: *shoot* yea yea standing there like a bloody idiot 0:44 soldier: *running* Aaaaa *dies* demoman: couldn't you see the bloody bomb. you stupid bloody idiot

[@JunkstHat3605]

HOLY CRAP HE MADE ANOTHER ONE YAAYYYYYYY

[@zenee0920]

If you laugh three times, the video ends. -any pitch meeting video

[@coming...3115]

bro didnt break his legs from rocket jumping

[@zenee0920]

If you hit three mines, you draw yourself as a mine. -Minesweeper

[@Random_rantsom]

1:25 this here is possible bro is just lucky with 3 random crits that’s all

[@JohnsonPea986]

I'm glad parashock making other video than "If I (X), The Video End."

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

Might be the best one so far

[@kaseymathew1893]

If a Titan steps on you, the video ends. ~Titanfall 2.

[@joaozin003]

If you lose a PvP match, the video ends - Random Dice

[@4TechNeTium3]

19. Rocket Jump (nuff said)

[@Nyurzo]

When you die you watch Overwatch vs. TF2 by The Winglet and if you laugh the video ends. Mystery Heroes.

[@TheOne496]

If you die the video ends- Hotline Miami

[@deepfriedteeth]

Game with your mouth closed (You can speak as long as it's shut), the video ends when you speak with your mouth open. -Any game

[@myleswelnetz6700]

And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it’s called a zoo! Unless it’s a farm!

[@XGems2]

If you see a cave in Minecraft, the video ends - Minecraft

[@aryansurya.mugati7909]

If you get a market garden the video ends- Tf2

[@iropthegamer726]

I can't believe ParashockX made this

[@ripfnnn_]

If you get killed by a sweat, the video ends -Any multiplayer FPS game.

[@MACKYBOY-41]

I am coming back to le epic channel years later and there's tf2 stuff on his channel? AWESOME!! NO way he hasn't changed his outro.... that's a good thing!!!!

[@Ian_Paneque]

I just now noticed that he has a bullet dent on his helmet lol

[@glitchblueray1219_pizza]

Its kinda like meet the failing soldier but he didnt fail he just doesnt do enough

[@tooter4339]

this is so cool

[@Guessnought]

1:27 except in meet the soldierl, that rocket was a crocket and definently would have taken out both of them.

[@EggeryDoo]

Cool new style

[@radude891]

Soldier is supposed to be playing on granary

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

The fact that medic actually dies to a crocket is just golden 😂

[@cryo311]

as a soldier main... that's all i really have to say isn't it? (hours and hours of pain)

[@AanKattoa]

Heavy shouldve killbinded on soldier after he blew himself up

[@Kerasgear12]

Yes

[@theradiumgirl9298]

I have a good amount of time on Soldier and the part where he tries to rocket jump with low health and blows himself to bits has me DECEASED >D >D >D

[@moisesdavidpabonpalacios8615]

En realidad el soldier si tendría oportunidad de hacer más kills en esas situaicones. Pero eso sí, nunca me ganaría a un demoman, un sniper o un spy

[@Dan_panzer]

Heres the weird part soldier hasn’t human legs he has roboctic legs that engi build

[@Nostalmic]

This is too good. Im also wondering why "Meet the team" is getting so popular these days.

[@gordonfreemanpocketedition5496]

soldier

[@frank8917]

I bet this is what really happened in reality to Jane Doe

[@Rayzzen11ttv]

RIP Rick May

[@EggsorceNutcaseMcGuee]

Very real.

[@SneakP1zza]

lets goooo

[@powersurge_beast]

Heavy hype

[@Julian_V]

0:41

[@user-ts8qd3eh6s]

Beat the crap *BOOM*

[@helmiplayerone2670]

If you get scared you listen to "you had me at meah" while drawing yourself as a wendigo till the song is 100% over Steam: The deer

[@selbi182]

Why didn't you record the clips on Granary though?

[@JuiceyDev]

tim fortess

[@domi-no1826]

Yoo my suggestion made it!

[@oy_oy_]

If you get any darkness you roll a 20 sided dice if you roll 1, 7, 11, 14, or 19 the video ends, if 2-6 the video ends, if 9 the video ends, if 16 the video ends, if 10 the video ends, if 8 continue the video, if 12 or 13 the video ends, if 15, 17, 18 or 20 you continue the video but must purposely lose 20 health from enemies -Hades

[@luciehaberzettlova7240]

If you cringe the video ends captain tate

[@scribleman4902]

yuy

[@SpartanWolf120]

Eat your cereal

[@2099Sunglasses]

Reheeh

[@ThatNoobKing]

That's the _wrong MAP_

[@bayoyo5938]

You used the wrong map, the actual map that takes place is cp_granary

[@davidthecommenter]

they couldn't find a cp_granary map anywhere

[@ShinziiArt]

😂

[@Cheemsborgor]

1:28 shouldn’t it have been a random crit?

[@thestratposter3515]

.

[@Centrist_]

Карту конечно выбрали неудачно.

[@absorbthefunniguy]

A wee bit too realistic.

[@StickBoi2743]

Day 802: if you question a thumbnail, the video ends, and you have to draw yourself cringing at the thumbnail that made you cringe. KZbin: GameToons

[@kingming3948]

Not 1st

[@UltimateRoboxGaming2020]

he sucks LOL W blu team fr

[@mrstrayan5245]

if you can’t guess the word the video ends (3 lives) Wordleunlimted (Day 321)

[@joedingo7022]

0/10, wasn't filmed on grainery

[@jduprey837]

the soldier would turn around to face the spy, he would had heard the decloak sound