Meet the Jarate [SFM]

[@D-FENS33]

Most people: I’m gonna use the bathroom Sniper: *P I S S T I M E*

[@crazybrickstudios7482]

Ikr

[@piesavedmylife6034]

It says peace time on the subtitles

[@biggestboss2968]

next time im at a florest drinking water of whatever im drinking,ill bringing 25 jars with me

[@TravisaInc]

PISSTIME

[@thenutbucket5971]

0:43

[@disrike2909]

Meet the Sniper: A well-mannered Assassin. Actual TF2 Sniper:

[@Angela-hn4fo]

Piss moment

[@scader_shot]

This is insane jarate sniper

[@CertainlyCaro]

"Piss Time"

[@revelate_]

"Be polite, be efficient."

[@DJacob1301]

Efficient is a mix of not using to much of something, or being able to using any kind of thing

[@speek8826]

Sniper: “Professionals have standards” Also Sniper: throws jars of piss at people

[@bananabuns1369]

he didnt say how high the standards are though

[@selectivepontification8766]

"Be polite" - flips a guy off and throws piss "Be efficient" - misses a headshot and uses a ton of piss "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet" ... One outta three ain't bad I guess

[@glitch6183]

Cause that is professional

[@kleetus92]

Yes, but there is still mindless entertainment!

[@alexgeorge7539]

@@selectivepontification8766 it is professional Be polite he doesn't secretly show how much he hates you he's honest about it Be efficient he kills demoman and disables his weapon in one shot and fills up a bucket and 10 or more jars with one piss

[@benedictegerman5000]

Reminder: the official reason jarate does mini crits is because your enemies lose their will to live, thus taking more damage.

[@thescarredsinner895]

I never knew yet that makes perfect sense

[@sleepykirbyplays6323]

About mad "milk" tho

[@nemakanezer9638]

Wouldn't it do full crits then?

[@thescarredsinner895]

@@nemakanezer9638 they need to swallow the piss for a full crit

[@nemakanezer9638]

@@thescarredsinner895 valid.

[@duckmaneuvers]

This, guys ... ... is how Sniper will single-handedly stop the fires at Australia.

[@NateSchulte]

*Dear God*

[@NateSchulte]

@Sanosika Chaos form *No...*

[@Phoxbas]

HAHAHAHAHAHH

[@Brarose19]

ok

[@shitboi4138]

And the giant spiders.

[@kanoreeves6698]

I love how this says that: 1. The sniper is not ashamed to piss in front of everyone 2. He doesn't find a place to piss without being seen 3. He pees with his pants all way down

[@jonathand.t.5051]

4. He pisses constantly without stopping to change jars 5. He ends up walking around a public neighbourhood with no pants

[@w2earthsouba464]

@@jonathand.t.5051 you forgot he still pising around while walking in the neibourhood

[@SaIicaceae]

ThIs SaYS A LOt AbOut SoCIeTY

[@nick_souza]

Fun fact: scout and his mad milk

[@w2earthsouba464]

@@nick_souza you made me remember something i wanted to forgot thanks i gest ? (no really when i look the esciption of this "weapon" i said NOPE F THIS)

[@therick0019]

I love how BLU just ignores the fact that the sniper has already set up a literal beer fort on the opposite team

[@Rubiktor012]

*Laughs in Ranch Relaxo*

[@whatamistudio2557]

But but was it entirely beer

[@TheBigBoss-137]

Probably something I would do

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

​@@whatamistudio2557 may contain wood

[@harshadplayz1732]

​@@UH-60_Blackhawk may contain pis-

[@TheWagonroast]

2:02 i think it’s more impressive that he managed to kick the bucket faster than the bullet was shot

[@soda_noob]

erm actually it was because BLU sniper fired after the bucket was kicked 🤓☝️

[@TheWagonroast]

@@soda_noob I meant if you look at the slowed down speed of the bullet and the slowed down speed of the bucket, the bucket is faster

[@soda_noob]

@@TheWagonroast ok

[@teainnit27]

Sniper fired only after the other sniper kicked the bucket tho

[@shivertheiguana]

Fun fact the rifle blue Sniper fires is a AWP (no duh) that fires a 7.62x51mm projectile that travels on average 2,800 feet per second. Red sniper with nothing but their leg send a mental bucket of piss roughly 2/3’s full which would weigh just about 40 pounds MIND you a M1 Abrams projectile weighs roughly the same and travels at around 5,000 ish feet per second. So sniper managed to kick a bucket full of liquid with about half the power OF A TANK SHELL

[@CrayfishLord]

I love how the spy refuses to backstab him at first because his knife will give him a disguise as that sniper and he doesn't want to sacrifice his dignity for one backstab

[@Green_Bullet]

“As if I would get piss on a 3,000 dollar suit”

[@ThePorgmaster]

*10,000 Dollar suit

[@muhajir6415]

@@Green_Bullet Correct

[@notjustinyeetroblox9928]

ohh now i get it

[@dreademperor2094]

2:44 remind anyone of something?

[@NatilCort]

"This is a bucket" "Dear God" "There's more" "No..."

[@igur_yes]

...

[@scrubbbsyboy844]

[Sniper chuckles in the background]

[@bjanossthehedgehog]

Yes I like it

[@ubedaullah6395]

The person above you literally said this -_-

[@1994CivicGLi]

CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE So that’s what’s inside the bucket.

[@SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N]

boys: "can i use the restroom?" Men. : "P I S S T I M E . "

[@Joedoeem]

0:43

[@thedoninator5935]

I don't know, can you?

[@screamza]

y e s

[@Rakiael07]

Stanley Pines I got that reference.

[@Lynxianmi2il]

*pisses on many jars and finally pisses on a bucket*

[@ClosedJam2121]

Fastest things on earth: bullets, spaceships, and sniper’s piss bucket

[@OrangeUtan115]

He's not attacking, He's showing dominance.

[@mmoknay9943]

Sniper is ultimate gamer alpha male

[@Strikker1918BAR]

@@mmoknay9943 imma break the 420 lieks

[@mmoknay9943]

Mateus Dias Romano I think we found the god of destruction I

[@Strikker1918BAR]

nah that is two nukes xD

[@dangdao8068]

What dominance?

[@hadetmis221]

“Why would i want to buy this?” “Is that... urine?” “Please get out of my house.” “I’m calling the police.” Amazing

[@doomsins]

*Do not under any circumstances drink this product

[@TheMastermind11Abominus]

*unless your a crazy Aussie sniper*

[@user-chulungumbo]

I like how he says this is so tiny

[@DDDog]

The worst part is, is that he pees with his pants.... ALL THE WAY DOWN.

[@Artakha9000]

It just feels good, man.

[@painiscupcake5433]

FeelsGoodMan.jpg

[@mrcringe25]

@ADD50 pros have standards

[@PeenileCansir]

And the standards aren't very high.

[@frostbitevlll5169]

I'm eyes rreeee

[@somerandumguy]

big respect to sasha and medic's bird...they saved the minors.

[@5.56x45mm-cartridge]

the bird's name is archimedes

[@xinpingdonohoe3978]

Saved the minors?

[@raven_m0rt833]

​@@xinpingdonohoe3978 Saved them from seeing a tiny sausage

[@xinpingdonohoe3978]

@@raven_m0rt833 well, if the biggest problem facing them currently is seeing what half of them already have, then that's not much of a problem at all.

[@raven_m0rt833]

@@xinpingdonohoe3978 That's not how KZbin thinks tho

[@hatred9427]

"It is so tiny" Sniper: Well mate... *It costs $400,000 to shoot this weapon, for 12 seconds.*

[@TheKarateKid2021]

Lol

[@psycommu36]

Lmao

[@NotGoodAtCombat]

Best part is that sniper misses all of his shots so it's literally just wasted

[@roopy8902]

@@NotGoodAtCombatyou dont get the reference lol

[@NotGoodAtCombat]

@@roopy8902 I do, *_I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY_*

[@john_stromboli]

The worst part is poor little Archimedes had to witness him in his disgusting glory.

[@Larfmield0007]

Thats a weird way to spell amazing

[@KCKrumbcake]

Archimedes doesn't deserve to be jarated. He deserves to be showered in nice pure, water with some rich pet bodywash.

[@Larfmield0007]

@@KCKrumbcake what is water,but jarate with a purpose

[@kleiYT]

Lol

[@victorstiles8946]

lucky bird

[@quindariousgooch6908]

I like how everyone stopped fighting just to look at that like imagine if all world conflicts could be ended that easily

[@Oldundead9491]

Heavy: its so *tiny!!!*

[@clawyraptor9029]

Scout : ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

[@Literally_.toasted]

In war I’m just gonna stop in the middle of the battlefield and piss to see what would happen.

[@Dracolino]

well, nobody tried to stop a war with piss before, right

[@revst4r]

Just like how someone stopped a discord war by just posting a photo of rebecca rabbit and danny dog kiss

[@sevsevie]

3:10 That spy scene is just *BRUTAL.*

[@some_body_else3636]

*E A T P I S S*

[@pufocina]

Be polite, throw piss at your enemies

[@pedałjebał]

what do you mean. Sniper just forgets how to help someone if person dont know how to drink.

[@VersantXv_4]

@@pedałjebał This is the reason i hate snipers, poor spy

[@speen598]

@@pufocina have a plan to wizz on everyone you meet

[@someflatsoda9879]

He's either trying to break the spy's jaw, or break the bottle on his jaw Both are equally terrifying

[@rishiwow]

I was a little scared cuz those two things are what I thought aswell but what scared me was the angry look on snipers face and the terrified face on the spy

[@yoboikamil525]

Spy's face just made it feel fucking terrifying

[@happybrat8457]

I thought he was gonna try and force him to eat the jar All three are scary

[@carolynchurch4642]

Honestly I think it was both

[@lightclaww6586]

Xyxle Elipse I imagined that

[@TheMrBrick]

"It is so tiny!" -Heavy

[@petercheung2034]

A tiny dicc

[@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023]

heavy cannot believe eyes

[@MrEvan312]

Everyone else: Gross, urinating in public is disgusting! Heavy: *d i c c*

[@DumbassDoggie]

To be honest, I was expecting that

[@cochin21yt81]

666 likes xd

[@NASALunarLight]

The Jarate was so powerful, that even his own team died.

[@adamant_415]

Agreed

[@olea6104]

*Red Sniper has been banned for team killing.*

[@francisgarcia3314]

Jarate is great for turbine map. And if you use with huntsman.

[@addisonmills7114]

Oh shi- Good

[@reopri-lz7yw]

There is your 600 like my friend

[@frank8917]

Bro the sniper not only is a crazed gunman, but also a professional pisser, and a master of Jarate

[@Thatoneguy0007]

No dad, I-I’m not a crazed gunman, I’m an assassin

[@maximusdavis]

@@Thatoneguy0007 Well, the difference is that one's a job, and the other is mental sickness!

[@rwooooshmeifurgay573]

When even Pyro is Crying, you know it’s bad

[@kats1203]

What _would_ it be like in Pyrovision?

[@mdn737]

@@kats1203 OH SHI-

[@apchistuz]

@@kats1203 WHAT

[@k0sami]

@@kats1203 Hold on........

[@MrWeirdMan28]

@@kats1203 it would be like water and he’s at a water park

[@hazeltoffel243]

To lighten up the spirit I think it's cute that medic takes Archimedes onto the battlefield and he's just chilling on the medigun

[@asiansoldier]

390 likes with no comment? Let me fix this real quick

[@OznaczenieSeryjneN]

Fuck the Archimedes for spoiling it, I wanted to see the sniper's penis

[@uso6070]

Isn't Archimedes canonically in Scout's chest? There's even a rare chance if Scout gets blown up that he will fly out of Scout's corpse

[@whkn]

@@uso6070 true

[@C.C.N]

He has other doves too

[@Ludovicus1769]

“One is a job the other is a mental sickness.”

[@astrobear4205]

This is both.

[@gaming_vita_tv940]

I mean look at the medic he is a psychopath

[@happichan7770]

More like medical sickness

[@BlueRockEye]

Gaming_Vita_TV I think it’s just because he is German.

[@michellealinateague9892]

UTI on a weapons grade scale

[@theCater_]

"piss time" "Im gonna headbutt ya! im gonna headbutt ya! im gonna headbutt ya!" *heavy's expression* I CANT AHAHAHAH

[@StickMations]

I dunno how you convinced me to watch a 4 minute video of sniper pissing but I'm glad you did

[@realshi229]

Love your stick animations btw. If you manage to do other games and jump on the Fortnite train then you'll probably hit big.

[@Dabadi4834]

StickMations yo watsup

[@CatsandBoots935]

I love your vids

[@CatsandBoots935]

What are you planning for next Halloween

[@buttAttack]

I dont know what you saw but I only witnessed 3:51 of pure piss terror

[@overchoicings5809]

Fun Fact: Saxton Hale sold Sniper a pill that makes your kidneys 3X larger.

[@beesechurger2540]

I can't tell if that was smart or stupid...

[@AlchemixIncTM]

Don't the Jarate Pills also have a side effect where it basically shuts down your other internal organs when it enlarges your kidneys?

[@overchoicings5809]

@@AlchemixIncTM He also took a pill that dulls the pain of your organs shutting down. I learned this in 107 facts you didnt know about tf2.

[@nasiatariq5612]

Because of saxton hale every body got pissed

[@caspain9629]

and a pill that didn’t make him feel his other organs shutting down

[@ErebusTheDragonn]

Didn’t know Sniper was a Pants Down Cheeks Out kinda guy.

[@joshmanis9860]

if see you doing that i consider you to be gay

[@SirDankleberry]

It's a powermove.

[@joshmanis9860]

@@SirDankleberry its a gay powermove

[@naturaliron9726]

@@joshmanis9860 it’s a gay power move that even gays don’t do

[@joshmanis9860]

@@naturaliron9726 so future gay people do it

[@covcanada]

He took “ahh, piss” to another level.

[@egspc]

Has anyone noticed that he even got his team in his, well, you know.

[@TruelySkit]

Jizz

[@EnzoTeal]

@@TruelySkit oh no

[@Rexion217]

spy

[@wack9175]

*P I S S I N T I M E*

[@HoppingSnake290]

*Piass*

[@spamuel98]

Everyone should really take a moment to appreciate that now the Winglet has at least a pantsless, if not nude, sniper model on his computer. The brave man.

[@iamme2739]

I thought he was going to make the spy drink the pee at 3:07

[@hattedshadow2872]

I’m more worried about the possibilities that could stem from it...

[@Piddemannen]

You guys haven't been on the internet long have you?

[@notstressmess1883]

@@hattedshadow2872 god

[@cun9172]

@@iamme2739 yeah me too

[@shelbyyoutube6281]

It must’ve taken a lot of courage to search for a model of sniper without his pants on...

[@cheezekeke3951]

I’m more shocked that it was a thing

[@Phoxbas]

@Charlie Colon yes there's naked models too

[@FirelMusic]

I like to believe Winglet made it himself.

[@Unrellius]

IIRC, he used the legs from the Sniper model from Timeless Thief, which was custom made (and had no private parts). For this video, all he had to do was add home-made ass cheeks.

[@thetrashmann8140]

The bad thing is I know where some of the nude models are SFMLabs

[@gooberculues]

Good god…if this sniper was the one from meet the spy, he would’ve lived.

[@and_gelitan]

Sniper isn’t a assassin, *he’s a crazed gunman*

[@lolliii5477]

now ik why his dad hates him

[@zerotwo6903]

naw hes a crazed pissman

[@coolepic519]

yep

[@MeaTargett-du3jw]

You said it pal

[@NoobPCGamer1267]

More like crazed piss man

[@the_archer895]

I like how in all of winglets videos he makes his demo man character die, with each death getting worse

[@cameronballz6154]

What could be worse than this?

[@GattToDaChoppa]

@@cameronballz6154 everything I do to NPCs in postal 2

[@exursix]

"this shit is a horror flick but the black guy D O E S DIE IN THIS MOVIE!"

[@millimeter2008]

@@exursix but he respawns in this movie too!

[@EyeofKoruption]

He's the lucky one

[@djinn1235]

The sniper: no I’m not a crazed gunman I’m an assassin, the difference is ones a job and the other is mental sickness This sniper: “ *JARATE* “

[@becaliteodora3285]

Jarate Sniper is the best ! Beats the Scout's mad milk !

[@f_u2]

No it's 10000× time HELL

[@f_u2]

@@becaliteodora3285 got strong thoughts

[@CalebnmDCI]

Professional have standards

[@becaliteodora3285]

@@f_u2 yeah

[@Chrisanthropy]

yall aint gonna comment on how good a kicker the Sniper is??? imagine kicking a bucket full of fluids 30 feet off the ground

[@Ice-yp4wg]

Item: Jarate Effect: Deals no physical damage but stuns the enemy with disgust and lowering enemy attack and defense with a chance of dealing a heavy amounts of sanity damage.

[@jotaropinochet3671]

That's almost how it actually works in the game

[@snowboi9904]

and counters spies

[@skingsknight6886]

This might work IRL

[@theniceumbrella7174]

Gives mini-crits, also good for spies

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@skingsknight6886 Honestly, you'd probably give someone a skull fracture with it

[@aprofessionalgamer5355]

Sniper in a 10x server

[@daleknewvegas45]

nah thats jsut sniper normally

[@rubmann6372]

Dude if they add were u can play sniper and piss join a x100 server and let the piss go on

[@RustyTMercury]

Lol

[@OofTheSpy]

666 likes...

[@aprofessionalgamer5355]

@@OofTheSpy holy shit you are right

[@Jotep21]

He pissed one whole bucket Sniper: *Proffesionals have standards*

[@deboibelike4507]

do you mean? *Professionals*

[@Jotep21]

Yeah i dont know the spelling 😂

[@staringgasmask]

@@Jotep21 you do now

[@Fierywell]

This is a bucket

[@deboibelike4507]

@@Fierywell dear god...

[@Toadster101]

1:31 Heavy:"it is so tiny" Sniper:*pull's out, and pisses into a bucket*

[@CaptPatrick01]

_Some classes are polite,_ _Some classes are efficient,_ *_THE SNIPER THROWS PISS AT PEOPLE,_* *_AND LIVES IN A VAN!_*

[@ChronoSquare]

YYEESS

[@captain5325]

why is there a read more button?

[@IMPROVINGFORGTAVI]

@HulloTheLoser your turn

[@iwinjerrudouyourmum8415]

Hell i forgot what that video was called :Sentry:TM

[@iwinjerrudouyourmum8415]

@@GhostlyOfficialVA tasty :sentry:TM

[@breh4276]

The ending is so fucking terrifying.

[@lexrdo]

Poor spy 💀

[@remington8617]

My jaw hurts

[@user-el4hd6gw3f]

R.i.p spy mouth and stomach

[@william3371]

I don't even know what the point sniper doing that to spy was... what was sniper trying to do?

[@sixhundredsixtysix6666]

@@william3371 1. Trying to destroy spy's jaw and kill him. 2. Trying to destroy the jar so that spy would eat glass and piss.

[@yoboikamil525]

"it is so tiny" *Pisses niagara falls*

[@Kilo_Maybe]

Pissigara falls

[@YNEA.]

Viagra Smalls

[@basilisk4428]

he has an iron bladder

[@laurasofiaruizgallego9681]

You got me in the first half, not gonna lie...

[@Methew217]

@@basilisk4428 he does indeed

[@drshemp45]

For five whole years, i've not been able to go to the bathroom without saying the words "Piss time" in an australian accent, all because of this video. Your art lives in my head rent free.

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

The quotes at the end tho lol 🤣 "Why would I want to buy this?" "Is that... urine?" "Please get out of my house" "I'm calling the police"

[@eridean_nokodal]

"Do not under any circumstances drink this product"

[@Neptun35]

@@eridean_nokodal mmmmmmm Lemonade

[@Fancy_ManRoblox]

@@Neptun35 that was the last we heard of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@KeishaBolilan]

@@eridean_nokodal *the jaratethon*

[@andyandnoah3571]

911 likes for "I'm calling the police"

[@marvelouscat2137]

Things to be afraid of in this video: -Sniper pees with pants all the way down. -He doesn’t pull back up his pants or underwear. -The fact that he filled 8 whole jars and a bucket. -He killed his own engie by distracting him and making him walk off a cliff. -Blu spy not being able to backstab him. -Heavy calling his pp small. -Sniper aiming the bucket perfectly with blu sniper’s shot. -Him trying to fit the jar of piss in blu spy’s mouth. *-The fact that this feels like an actual meet the team video*

[@X3H3X]

The fact he's still pissing as he's walking home

[@marvelouscat2137]

F.M ink youtube Extras y e s

[@marvelouscat2137]

Barrett Boucher yea that was pretty fucked up

[@warmpereer65]

don't worry guys engi is still alive, he just take fall damage

[@nathansmith6874]

Nah the fact that his stomach rumbles when he needs to pee

[@mythicalbeast2456]

I legit thought the Sniper would make Spy drink the jarate.

[@9780-e2q]

It went more darker

[@androo6473]

978 000000 DONT know how that is darker?

[@epicdemon3443]

I actually thought the same thing mythicalbeast 245

[@serarinfinity8249]

Instead he broked his jaw with the jarate jar of screen

[@BlockGamingOfficialYT]

Same

[@renthewerecat]

even his own team is being terrorized by his piss

[@blocky_luke]

Other games : we will make our game realistic and well balanced in combat. Tf2 : piss in a bottle is a new weapon.

[@mylifesogood217]

Other games: We have a cool rifle with underbarrel grenades. Postal 2: I have an unlimited supply of urine

[@blocky_luke]

@@mylifesogood217 bro this coment is a year old

[@Bangbanggooberblat69]

​@@blocky_luke so what? we can still reply if we want to.

[@anonanon161]

@@mylifesogood217 Other games: We have a set of unique and interesting mechanics that enhance gameplay Death Stranding: piss on tentacle monsters to turn them into gold

[@postaldude9779]

​@@mylifesogood217 it hurts

[@omnaidu5002]

i think there is a good reason why there are no playable female characters in this game

[@spythor1281]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@imaster9032]

Meet the pyro

[@Jtak-qu5hk]

Fun fact: the mad milk was originally going to be called "Mann milk"

[@ninjaish311]

Female sniper /:

[@jeidexsenicejar9439]

Ok now you have a point

[@UnkleSanik]

"Professionals have standards" *Proceeds to use his own piss as a chemical weapon against the enemy team*

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

They don’t need to be high standards.

[@johnathanrichardson]

nope, cant take you seriously, not with that name. not even as a fellow furry can i take you seriously even though many other people have said this already. not one single bit.

[@UnkleSanik]

@@johnathanrichardson embrace the cropped yiff John, there is no running owoay

[@Canalog-Disk-B]

And yet it works

[@johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824]

[Music]

[@adanVRgames]

1:32 it is so tiny😭😭💀💀💀💀😭💀😭😭😭😭😭, bro heavy its wild

[@mingshi7689]

💀☠️

[@Lax_design_pro]

☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😧💀💀

[@lore644]

the fact the creator sacrificed their dignity for this masterpiece by downloading a model of sniper without his pants dedication

[@M9ff1nD4ck8r]

Ohh. That's where they get it!

[@EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mv]

who's saying they downloaded it just for the SFM?

[@virt7al]

@@EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mvWell, Gmod is the perfect sandbox game for humping ragdolls... sooo

[@Jaderixx]

@@EATEOTfanaccount-nx4mv im wondering where do u find in the workshop

[@M9ff1nD4ck8r]

Not the workshop, But sfmlab.

[@ok-dk1lu]

Be polite. Be efficient. And have a plan to throw piss at everyone you meet.

[@Catboi9000]

To PISS the off and possibly even kill them.

[@narnit.]

When sniper seems to be trying to force the jar into spy's mouth, he's actually simultaneously knocking out his teeth and dislocating his jaw.

[@spooderlover3512]

As well as attempting to break the jar in his mouth so he both drinks the piss and gets a mouthful of glass

[@spooderlover3512]

@Joseph Bleifus Anytime bro

[@evergreenthedog]

@@spooderlover3512 it's lemonade ;)

[@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023]

deadly piss COCKtail

[@thepoisondoor428]

@@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 haha hahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahafuckyouhahahahahahahahaha

[@GlitchingPenguin]

Heavy: “It is so tiny!” Heavy: “Heavy cannot believe eyes!”

[@robinrai4973]

First there was piss, then there was morally questionable ways of using piss

[@kendi8942]

Robin Rai that’s right

[@aperson2819]

Let there be piss

[@theinfinityscout3289]

Who would've thought that piss could be used for such good deeds?!

[@hahayes7205]

I'm laughing at heavy's "it is so tiny!" more than i should be

[@breadguy1010]

Link it please

[@andre3565]

@@breadguy1010 1:31

[@breadguy1010]

@@andre3565 thanks comrade

[@andre3565]

@@breadguy1010 ur welcome 👍

[@Leskl1]

@@andre3565 we have the same name lol

[@Lucky7Accord]

sniper: *pisses in a bucket* captions: applause

[@spino_s]

Yes

[@deqnq1705]

its impressive

[@SandUnderTable]

LOL

[@ContactFilipe]

Sniper say piss time,caption s say peace time

[@SandUnderTable]

Can we get a round of applause for the captions

[@PhillySteakWithCheese]

Nah sniper broke world record, he peed at least 8.6 gallons

[@oefest5252]

0:43 I love how the captions say *”peace time”* I mean yeah... that’s one way to say it...

[@ryanred1525]

Der Can not be war if everyone on the opposing side is dead

[@TiredEyePilot]

I actually thought that was what he was saying at first

[@ryanred1525]

@Carter Hughes o h g o d

[@Boypogikami132]

XD

[@Boypogikami132]

@Carter Hughes lol

[@ZoologyFan2023]

Why was everyone staring at The Sniper peeing!? Seriously besides the robots, this was the ONLY time both the red and blue team stopped killing each other and took a look at what's going on in their surroundings. XD

[@Rubiktor012]

What about 2Fort

[@potatoesandducks958]

Becos they're all gay?

[@AllyEarthwormAllyEarthworm]

@@potatoesandducks958 Yes LMAO Cuz I watch the Meme 😳 Stronk cat here

[@teoraitimatang1668]

They should mind there war not the bloody piss

[@AllyEarthwormAllyEarthworm]

@@teoraitimatang1668 ok

[@lukerzy4901]

Those damn notes on the all new jarate screen are: "Why would I want to buy this?" "Is that...urine?" "Please get out of my house" "I'm calling the police."

[@mrfrogman9559]

I’d buy it

[@scout802]

It also say to under no circumstances consume this product in the bottom left corner

[@Sireriko]

There's this small detail when Spy gets stabbed by the Sniper, the cigeratte in Spy's mouth is missing because Spy got pushed to the wall. Amazing.

[@smbz-gcommunityhub]

LMAO I love how you can hear the Heavy saying "It is so tiny" when Sniper is pissing

[@jolo6051]

But, his mother said it was big!!

[@diotf255]

Tiny but long pisses lol

[@YesImACat]

Tiny Gun, Big Caliber It seems. Kinda like the Noisy Cricket from MIB.

[@bluemrgutsy8351]

Heavy: I fear no man but that thing.... *Shows Jarate* Heavy: It scares me.

[@bappo2980]

I fear no man but that thing Snipers dong It scares me

[@hank6624]

IT'S SO TINY!!

[@Flower-bu9my]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! SO MUCH!

[@coconutjuice3111]

1:36 Sniper: pisses like a hose Captions: [Applause]

[@f0ldbl]

@•Pixelboy127• the people watching Applaud to him peeing

[@PaperCircle]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jXPRfnVumMZ0hqs

[@tanic2productions]

its auto generated idiot

[@blaksavbath3416]

What is a hose

[@cacekayse]

i mean, it does sound like a crowd clapping hands in distant

[@OznaczenieSeryjneN]

American: Piss British: Piss Australian: JARATE!!!!

[@Speed-TV]

"Sniper no sniping" Sniper: Alright then

[@Zxiiozn]

Sniper start pissing

[@jacksterattacks8326]

Let us ignore the fact that with his pants down he can kick a bucket full of piss faster than a sniper bullet, this man is an actual god.

[@reinerbraun6017]

He's the chosen one

[@dimsthedimwit600]

Australia powers ladies and mentlegen

[@theelectro6812]

He has the exo

[@GoatMilkCookie]

@@dimsthedimwit600 Actually false, Kiwi powers, Sniper is from the sunken country of new zealand and as such was not born with any aussie powers.

[@dustinadolfelisan9846]

He has legs of australium

[@Amartaran]

Bings and wikihow’s solution to stop bullying

[@sanicishere7295]

Throw some Jarate at them, whilst shouting "JARATE"

[@juviewong3510]

Bing:piss time!

[@wheelchairgaming1702]

Wikihow:

[@SpectreCiNW]

@@sanicishere7295 i read it in sniper's voice

[@bunny2918]

Overused joke

[@jacksontyrrell5181]

Sniper: be polite Also sniper:*shoves a jar of piss in spys mouth*

[@walter_248]

When even Pyro is scared, you know it's an absolute emergency situation

[@alpdemirerel2074]

But heres the thing. You know how Pyro has the Pyro goggles that make everything look alot less violent to them (if you watched meet the Pyro) Now the real question is, what did they see????

[@wygy10]

@@alpdemirerel2074 i really want to say that it's a water gun, but im not even sure bout that lol

[@MartianLeo_T]

@@alpdemirerel2074you say violent but not vile, they actually saw it as pee.

[@alpdemirerel2074]

@@MartianLeo_T oh yeah, so it would just be peeing.

[@MartianLeo_T]

@@alpdemirerel2074yea… btw the part where sniper started shoving a pee jar into spy’s mouth scared me for life

[@flexpetz55]

Good to see the Tf2 community doing well

[@freusin]

yes, me start learning SFM again

[@beeeeeeale.4]

Heavy Weapons Guy: *IT IS SO TINYY!*

[@threemad8456]

😂😂😂

[@honeyorsyrup]

His name is literally heavy

[@JTheWolfFandubs616]

Lol

[@tootifruiti0626]

2:58 even with his pants down, Sniper still has enough dignity to fight. Good for him.

[@Bulletproofsponge]

Lmao 😂

[@3bxxdy]

It took 10 years to make this ever since the Jarate got into the game.

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

noice

[@redgun139]

Lmao

[@lordderpingtonII]

Worth it

[@whiteindark3236]

10 years of pent up piss, now that how Australian hold their piss m8

[@sithofdarkness8927]

The Winglet wasn't a SFM master 10 years ago.

[@NexxusssYT]

Pryo, chill you have a gas mask a suit, You are protected from piss

[@beansbeanie163]

Omega Gamer9 he probably imagine lava when he had those weird visuals

[@WitheredRobux]

@@beansbeanie163 Or maybe he might be seeing soda and hes excited. Who wants orange fanta!

[@beansbeanie163]

Ok I see that

[@beansbeanie163]

I need to update my tf2 brain

[@sethtaros7757]

It is leaking through the breathing holes.

[@noricgoodfeld3224]

1:32 heavy saying “it is so tiny” is my favorite part

[@Stickman5972]

It's actually scout saying it is so tiny and then are u kidding me?

[@JFJay]

@@Stickman5972 no bro heavy said it first lol

[@Stickman5972]

@@JFJay gahhh *PISS*

[@Leskl1]

@@JFJay jawohl

[@SEÑORQUESO17]

@@Stickman5972 he said "are you fuckin kidding me?!"

[@RoysMyBoy]

I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING WHEN EVERYONE LOOKED AT SNIPER IN DISGUST...😂💀😂

[@boxofcereal]

Snipers in most games: Stay quiet, stay hidden, take out our enemies from afar Sniper in TF2: Throw piss at anyone in your vicinity

[@xXBLANKSENTINELMANIAXx]

every time this man is shown in any unofficial media he is nothinf but a joke

[@callousTelegnosis]

Apparently jarate can also put out allies on fire sk the vid is accurate that Sniper piss can hit ANYONE regardless of team

[@mental4500]

“Be polite...” (Proceeds to throw piss at everyone)

[@animegx45]

@Austin Wood "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." (Equiping a Bushwacka pretty much closes out the strategy)

[@TheAlaskanOg]

How real people pee

[@BL0CKHEAD04]

"professionals have standers"

[@nicebot9769]

That is a polite way to say "fuck you"

[@Zr-gb1qd]

Pee*

[@Bread_Baron]

I am now cursed with the knowledge that a pants-less sniper model exists edit: for the people wondering why the replies refer to me as "Heavy" It's because I changed my name

[@ZeeZaac]

R34.

[@N_A_R_]

@@ZeeZaac stop

[@TheIndoraptor]

Everyone looking shocked and disgusted but they were actually impressed

[@nextscitt5046]

What’s worse is there is also a naked model of Sniper.(from the cheese dream video)

[@isaackim7675]

One is a job and the other is mental sickness

[@Emma-f9z]

Most brutal torture method: being forced to chugged down a jar full of piss

[@bigbiz8075]

*pulls out bucket* Scout: *”ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDIN’ ME?!”*

[@brianmuts385]

That RED Sniper must be banned!

[@colourfulmartin4329]

*IT IS SO TINY*

[@Din021]

"this.....is a bucket"

[@jeremymarpaung9796]

@@Din021 "Dear God..."

[@Undergamer12]

@@jeremymarpaung9796 Theres more

[@taz3810]

"Do no under ant circumstances drink this product" Oh, I get it, it's like the Gamer Girl Water Bath but in TF2

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

ant circumstances

[@TravisaInc]

@@ctrlaltrepeat245 agreed

[@snewp_e5267]

“Ant circumstances”

[@Flower-bu9my]

A N T

[@hacked2813]

*do not under any cir "cum" stances "drink" this "product"

[@moreawears]

1:31 “It is so tiny,” Heavy- 2018.

[@shakirdelph9087]

That part was funny

[@alexthehopeless3778]

To all the snipers with cheats and without rich and not very - *it* is still tiny

[@SwordyRBLX]

Gets big on 1:34 :sans:

[@qwertyuiop1908]

make meet the pyrovision goggles

[@webscreaming]

he tells about bucket.

[@bobbbbly]

5 years later, still hoping this would be a thing in the official tf2 "meet the team" playlist

[@HoovyTube]

The quality is so jawdropping. I would sell my soul to be this good.

[@quirkyusername1093]

jaw dropping? Don't you mean "jar dropping"?

[@Some_Sleepy_Guy]

Both of u, GET OUT!

[@atlas9852]

same here. you know, without the piss and all that

[@ToaKoran]

@@quirkyusername1093 We aren't in Brittain, you tea-drinking chump! Take those Misplaced Rs and shove em where the S don't shine!

[@greedydaxxy5159]

Hoovy Tube you’re SFMs are good as well, I really liked The Scout Who Never Gave Up

[@HaydenH]

*"It is so tiny!"*

[@NoobieLandCity]

IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

[@rocklee7737]

1:32

[@adelalopez8591]

Omg omg omg so much

[@hotpants_russia_z]

@@NoobieLandCity And the paint’s peeling off of my walls

[@novideonorman6879]

*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID*

[@bacharoni1685]

I love how everyone put aside their differences just to know why the sniper was pissing fountains

[@Frnmkmatup]

In the lore, he take pissing pills.

[@Frnmkmatup]

So much so he goes numb if he piss too much.

[@Frnmkmatup]

So much so, even when he pisses too much and cause pain. He goes numb instead and keep pissing.

[@4mytii]

This is funnier without the comments as its own comment

[@TheSilentConsort101]

@@Frnmkmatup apparently, the medication makes his kidneys three times as large and he only drinks medication to numb the pain of his organs shutting down

[@philippines_pinky]

1:28 Engineer didn't deserve to die with the image of Sniper pissing being the last thing he saw 😢 but at least he was safe from the Jarate rampage

[@rianchildress2166]

not even snipers team-mates were safe, the red heavy got covered in pee too

[@idropgp8052]

Sniper: be polite *literally throws his own piss at people*

[@shilpyrahman1531]

The sniper throws it politely

[@alexanderarrington2393]

It’s efficient

[@lotus5770]

_"And it's his plan to kill everyone he meets.."_

[@charred7256]

"Be efficient" I think that also means things around him and things he can use to his advantage

[@demopan4446]

Be efficient: *body-shot someone he could've totally have headshoted*

[@ac.s246]

I like how THE ENTIRE FIGHT just stops when sniper starts making jarate

[@JunkstHat3605]

I misread it as drinking

[@v0lny886]

0% Women 1% Nudity 0% Drugs/alcohol 99% Piss

[@obamgma]

He drinks alcohol at the start

[@staringgasmask]

@@obamgma of course, Mann Co. branded Jarate Pills can only be dissolved on the mannliestiest of the mannliest drinks. Beer

[@KusabeKuruyashiki]

@@staringgasmask I thought it was Apple juice

[@sleepdeprivedsteve]

@@KusabeKuruyashiki no it’s piss

[@non-di5pd]

@@sleepdeprivedsteve are you making a joke or are you dead serious

[@izaisredacted1856]

I know I'm a masochist but this is a whole other level of genuine fear

[@AuroaGamer]

Glad to know I’m not they only one scared