If Minecraft 1.21 was Good

[@Glagglie]

Ah yes. I too love cooking my 4 year old factory workers in a stone furnace!

[@fingees_YT]

some of them are younger

[@OctodonViril]

In Minecraft, right

[@fingees_YT]

@@OctodonViril What are we talking about?

[@LemonDragonGaming]

This is your 99th vid

[@cupg__]

​@@fingees_YTI love doing this ❤

[@KingOFtheGamezz]

Finally, someone who listens to the community

[@MightyEFX]

a good director makes stuff for what he wants not for what the fans want, since you choose the fans yourself minecraft however only do what they believe the fans to want, or try to trick the fans into thinking theyre still doing stuff for minecraft

[@winnaingmr2283]

Yeah and I hope He work in mojang

[@starchcontrast4214]

"If you liked child labor ... in Minecraft" You hesitated

[@fingees_YT]

i lost myself

[@N0RZC]

​@@fingees_YT☠️

[@oninkn]

​@@fingees_YT is this how your videos are made so fast? 🤨

[@N0RZC]

@wombadoo4229??

[@TheDragonfriday]

​@@fingees_YTdo it again

[@somethingofnote9241]

I absolutely adore how all of your videos feel like playing word association: like every time you add something, you scramble to add the next thing that comes to your mind. I refuse to believe these videos aren't the product of one silly idea and a whole bunch of tangentially related concepts.

[@anipodat394]

it reminds me of nigahiga (RIP channel)

[@Lunaspapa]

“If you’ve ever wanted to breed a rapper” Diddy: “Say less, fam”

[@wolfie2327]

i saw child labor and immediatly clicked

[@johnny2143]

Chad

[@Egberttheman]

Who wouldn’t

[@FurbWorm]

Same lol

[@wolfie2327]

@@johnny2143 😀

[@Regigigaschad-y5m]

Some bro

[@Liquidity624]

Please add fentanyl to Minecraft 🙏

[@ThefifthBishopofGord]

Can you please add Femtanyl to Minecraft too

[@malevolentia28]

twomad update

[@intoxxxicated]

@@Tristangre97XDDDDDDD

[@wholekilogramofbutter480]

@@malevolentia28bro 💀

[@NoppyOwO]

​@@ThefifthBishopofGordYES

[@doadworks]

The funniest feature about this channel is that he can speak in a very calm tone while showing us the most random, out of pocket and pure insanity made updates

[@KORUKUU]

Bro was trying to so hard to not laugh☠️🙏

[@rockguy5931]

Why do you speak like thhs

[@doadworks]

@@rockguy5931 Perhaps you could answer me about my question towards the problem of you asking for the reason of "why do I speak like this"? What's wrong?

[@konstantinosroussos]

Remove you from the been drilling house 😊

[@suyunbek1399]

It's simple really. You just gotta keep in mind, that design is very human.

[@TheUltimateGooner]

6:27 can you make baby copper villagers slaves?

[@arghyaprotimhalder5592]

Yes ? that's fun

[@krs_geist]

this channel is like a pure fever dream that makes me question if i'm having a schizophrenic episode; i love it.

[@HaiderAl_Ameed]

Now make the TEMU factory for these children.

[@alecity4877]

that's where the children are working at.

[@ReconSeven]

add Apple factory instead it's more well known lol

[@tb4546]

Minecraft fast-fashion haul (clothing rips easily or removes from your armor stat)

[@Cubeytheawesome]

Nah make a SHEIN factory that also dispenses annoying ads. Seriously, I can deal with ads, but SHEIN is insufferable.

[@Nezha_Main]

America gets everything from china in every store and everything in china is child labour so ..........

[@Creebus]

they got shein sweatshops in minecraft now?😭

[@fingees_YT]

hi sweety fox

[@chickenosaurus_rex]

Minecraft but it's "made in China"

[@Eon50]

@@chickenosaurus_rex that's crzy

[@Grape7676]

​@@fingees_YTHuhhh?

[@Dankster-yo8xv]

WHAT ​@@fingees_YT

[@mayexist]

missed opportunity to add being mogged to minecraft

[@fingees_YT]

you are so right and i am so ashamed of myself

[@Phantom914]

Also the Sogged which using a bowl on it gives you soggy cereal

[@planetnovember6552]

Soggy cereal 🤮

[@elliswebster7041]

What is mogged?

[@dingusssssss]

or dogged that's literally just a dog

[@DeviousDaquan]

Still waiting for villager slavery expansion update, can't wait for it to be released 💖💝😍🥰

[@Tom-gp6em]

7:04 I had a very good idea I pressed f5 see pressing f5 gives you a whole new perspective and I can see the (chest) hopper I couldn't have seen before

[@DogeZzzz]

3:38 Poor sheep already knows whats about to happen 💀

[@karolytakacs7210]

FRFR🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@viruspedro1295]

OH NAH

[@a2izzard]

@DogeZzzz is that Celestia Ludenberg!!1!?

[@TheCoolCapybara]

NAHHH IT'S BIGGER THAN IT'S WHOLE BODY

[@WaffleAtWar]

Ima have to get you DOWN ON SOME GANSTA SHIIII

[@kait6387]

add testicular cancer to minecraft

[@kait6387]

rip my dad

[@sammyjones8279]

​@@kait6387damn he okay? 😭

[@cardboard9124]

@@sammyjones8279 no, he died from testicular cancer

[@nik_senpai]

add testicular torsion to Minecraft

[@nik_senpai]

Also rip my mom

[@chickensky1121]

"The crafter is too complicated for Minecraft, so I replaced it with a much more complicated child labor system."

[@minipily1841]

some of these designs are legitimately so cool

[@AiriMagePRISM]

I actually quite like the Logged variant. Seems like a good monster to suffocate you to death, and it could be used for tree farms.

[@chichilee1849]

“So if you ever wanted to breed a rapper” is a crazy line- 😭😭😭

[@v160tonner9]

💀💀💀

[@jacethecoolest]

GAY DRAKE REFERENCE?

[@CapitalTeeth]

Minecraft has proven that abolishing child labor was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines.

[@davidarvingumazon5024]

Time to write PDF files about where miners are.

[@yamihikarilightdark9]

Why do you think God gave children tiny hands and small bodies? To reach areas of the mines too small for adults!!!!!

[@eskaban_edits_beats_and_more]

true, when i was a 10 yo kid i always was so bummed out knowing my dream of working 16 hours a day of heavy manual labor in the mines would never happen at that age by stupid unethical laws

[@Salutethesun2]

ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE

[@ALPrv]

yes. mines or mines.

[@JustinY.]

Dude ain't going to heaven after posting this

[@MsScarletwings]

Pretty sure that line was crossed somewhere between the cannibalism mod and the Cockroach romantic baths feature

[@thaias9654]

Wait were you always verified?

[@MX51997]

havent seen you in so long ngl

[@pixelcat29]

Gotta abandon this video to

[@dotdot5906]

Things got so bad JustinY had to pull up

[@nathanhudson-young2460]

That hurricane was more of a Tornado, but it still gets the point across.

[@Jared-lj2vb]

logged is honestly a more fun and interesting concept than anything Mojang has done in 10 years

[@eliza1498]

"but first, i have to explain why i added child labour to minecraft" you really don't - we've come to expect it from you.

[@firewing0223]

That Taylor Swift joke is wild.

[@kazesh9148]

Carbon footprint reference 💀

[@oberonpanopticon]

Gotta get her to watch the Lorax smh

[@fanOfMinecraft-UAs_channel]

No, it's tamed

[@Saplingbat]

It was pretty tame, if it was accurate it would show off how she actually has two private jets and she'll fly them sometimes at the same time just so she won't have to wait.

[@hexagon2185]

tfym it's one of the most common jokes made about her, how is it 'wild'

[@robloxfordummies6507]

3:44 bro turned the breeze into the wither storm😭

[@Raethesillytherian]

FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED-

[@matthewcheung7888]

> Shows up every few weeks > Produces more updates in a single mod than Mojang does in several updates > Does so as a joke > Refuses to elaborate > Leaves > Comes back after another month

[@Britsoo]

4:03 its obvious a green screen, smart move

[@Eethurtacles]

5:43 is genuinely very creative. i like it.

[@Why-ck4gf]

“If you liked child labor….(in Minecraft) or the copper dimension, or having hurricane inside tiny little breezes” Implies that we have a copper dimension and hurricane inside tiny little breezes outside of Minecraft since it isn’t specified as being in Minecraft

[@TheCoolcg10]

“Hurricane”. As a meteorologist seeing what is visibly a tornado be called a hurricane causes me physical pain lol.

[@legalisegaybeams9260]

You clearly aren’t a meteorologist as tornados and hurricanes are the same thing

[@s_ludge]

if you know that its a tornado and not a hurricane wouldn't you be a tornadologist or a hurricaneologist or an windologist cause meteorologists study meteors not tornados or hurricanes so i don't actually believe you and in fact it's actually a brainstorm

[@communistamanda]

​@@legalisegaybeams9260 actually it seems like neither of you are meteorologists, yall didnt say anything about meteors 🤔🤔

[@ablackdovedraws]

Bro tornadoes and hurricanes are different…? The basic concept is the same but hurricanes are storms and tornadoes are basically just really fast winds- one is from land and the other from sea

[@helloworld4404]

@@legalisegaybeams9260 Not really, but sure. I don't understand why you're trying to be overly pedantic and deny someone's credentials. Makes you look like an asshole/idiot

[@LegoPossessed]

Don't forget the thing where if you spawn a bunch of chickens in a very small 1x1 room, throw a potion of wind charging on them and then throw a potion of harming, you will fly up very high

[@oddguy5356]

Finally, those children that me and Gary, keep in our respective basements are finally useful.

[@leontriestoart]

3:36 please spare the sheep 😭

[@Top_Teayer]

That sheep will get it's guts rearranged 💀

[@TheYahmez]

@@Top_Teayer Do not the sheep

[@dulguunjargal1199]

🐑😏🥴

[@idkwhatishouldcallthischannel]

This is not funny anymore (i hate these unfunny comments)

[@waffler-yz3gw]

@@idkwhatishouldcallthischannelyou have an among us pfp, get out

[@Stilwuf]

Him dropping the crafter into the lava gave me an idea for a troll mod Every time an item gets destroyed (in creative mode's destroy item button, item gets thrown in lava, thrown into cactus, into the void, etc.), everything pertaining to that item will get wiped from the game files completely

[@kisiel-z-kosmosu]

2:07 that's actually could be a fun mechanic for combat. Maybe not permanent trees, but something like pilars blocking patch during combat so you have to better navigate around. It also looks hella cool.

[@yhqraz]

Yes, his ideas are like sort of good.

[@irainrocks]

jus wanted to say, been here since pregnancy, the growth has been insane. ty for these hilarious (and sometimes morally concerning) videos!

[@ConnorRauscher-kz9xy]

Taylor Swift when her phone charger is on the other side of the bed: 8:35

[@CookinUpTheGoodStuff]

Fingees ain't even pregnant but he never fails to deliver

[@CrownVirtual]

who says he isn’t pregnant?

[@CookinUpTheGoodStuff]

@@CrownVirtual 👀

[@pigeon1923]

He about to be.

[@RANDOM_GAM3R]

​@pigeon1923 wouldn't that make you like fingers... what made you down bad for fingers

[@squid1ddy]

That sheep is tho

[@puudles]

Please add penile fracture to Minecraft!

[@pacomatic9833]

Make sure you can use bricks and wood. After all, what's wrong with waking up and sitting on your morning wood?

[@solovist8082]

6:20 Clank clank clank😭

[@Daniel-xh2ij]

Freddy fazbear jumpscare

[@TheSpaniard-1936]

2:13 Actually i think this is a quite good idea ngl

[@rigure]

Breeze: yellow/black eyes, bushy eyebrows My brain: cute anime eyes, squinted for adorable smile (white eyelashes) and weirdly colored blush

[@pixelverse48]

0:54 Taking kids that are napping is KIDNAPPING!!!

[@Zachary_makes_vid]

Kid-napping

[@Your_Local_Bread_Lord]

they know.

[@Bluish_moon]

8:40 fingees had to clarify

[@maritoguionyo]

... In Minecraft

[@AmberCommentsThings]

Mojang really doing themselves a disfavour by not hiring Fingees

[@ameliabee2003]

I don't know why, but your Minecraft videos feel like that guy's YouSuckAtCooking videos! You're both chaotic, insane and right up my alley!

[@tnttolleneuetipps9582]

Bro this video was straight up a nightmare for my brains, especially when copper hoppers came

[@RokLinen]

The infestation effect making silverfish grotesquely crawl on you is unironically a cool idea and I would use that resource pack/mod.

[@ДенисМедведев-д4ж]

6:53 and then i had a very good idea...

[@defaultio3354]

I used f5

[@Baconking42069]

You see using

[@SimpleG3]

Using f5 gives

[@maidifferent]

Gives me a whole new perspective and

[@bingus5573]

@@maidifferent I was able to see a chest

[@Spealer]

If Fingees was good, we'd have this video tomorrow

[@TheAeiouMan-zx6kl]

7:07 mojang needs to add a new mob called: hopper hopper hopper hopper junior double triple hopper flame grilled with some perfect hoppers-

[@DwarfVeigar]

I am afraid of you bro

[@TheONLYFeli0]

if this comment was made by an account with a checkmark it would have at least 10k likes

[@knuxenglish]

LETS GOOO! CHILD LABOR WAS NEEDED FOR A LONG TIME

[@dewyplays8768]

Why are you so happy about child labor?

[@knuxenglish]

@@dewyplays8768 it has been a feature we have needed for a long time

[@NitwitAteliers]

Funny thought: Chinese children don't believe in Santa, cause their the ones making the fucking toys

[@Qwsewjnx]

I’ve seen this comment a million times shut up

[@NitwitAteliers]

@@Qwsewjnx fair nuff, I shall.

[@Lethal_Refrigerator]

There are fucking toy factories?

[@alphanumeric6582]

​@@Lethal_Refrigerator Where the hell do you think fucking toys come from? Fucking dimension?

[@RexTribution]

4:10 "chased by omniscient being" lmfaoo

[@fingees_YT]

help

[@speedattack]

​@@fingees_YTI'm gonna combust😩😩😩😩😩

[@michaelmccauleyforkids9795]

@@speedattack🤨📸

[@viniciusgarcia3854]

give my this is mod pleasse give for me

[@michaelmccauleyforkids9795]

@@viniciusgarcia3854what

[@soifonbleh]

unironicly I love the breeze throwing around blocks and the copper dimension

[@TIRK125]

"The big downside is that if your workers are unhappy, the water is bad for employee retention." FOLY HUCK MY SIDES LMFAO

[@catwithshades7577]

Thanks for always adding subs to the cursed shit you make. Genuinely appreciate it 💕

[@fingees_YT]

i have the audio processing of a 6 year old so i always need sub titles

[@Ice_T_Shortz]

​@@fingees_YT Relatable

[@Step33no]

6:15 *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CRUNCH* YEEEEEEEEEEOUCH!

[@TheGelatinCat]

If you add child labor, you also have to add Drake lurking around the corners

[@supermario2044]

Add a rare chance for illagers to spawn as drake, which makes them want to be with villagers children instead of killing them

[@electriccurrant944]

How about a abuse update

[@kilrnam2761]

Fingees needs to actually start releasing these mods 🙏

[@MakriaMicronation]

For the past 4 years they've been trying to top the Nether update, they need to stop with the same 1.17 caves and cliffs and exploration stuff. Honestly, if they stopped updating the game I wouldn't be mad. I think we have reached minecrafts peak with 1.16, and have been slightly falling ever since. Quit while you're ahead minecraft

[@CosmicVoid9875]

How is this guy saying all this without even a single chuckle

[@堌]

I like how fingers said “the crafter is too complicated” and then he adds a “complicated” labor system 😂

[@impossible-9579]

The sex update is wild☠️ 6:44

[@DCcopter]

Fr

[@forceghostyoda5730]

Jenny mod will soon be canon

[@matheuspires2462]

Wdym it's the most awaited update

[@averiWonBTW]

its not dat wild doe

[@impossible-9579]

@@averiWonBTW im surprised too

[@cainsomen1031]

Finally a mod for me. Now I can have copper hopper factories all over my parking lot themed world. Gods bless you.

[@mariusz_mariusz_templarius7263]

the hero who everyone minecraft player needs, but not the one which we deserve

[@captain3413]

4:21 inflation kink confirmed....💀

[@fingees_YT]

can't even deny it inflation makes it into like half my videos

[@synthesun]

​@@fingees_YT You're pryocynical's favorite Minecraft KZbinr

[@NoppyOwO]

i literally subscribed for that (jk, i only cook human meat irl lul)

[@pacomatic9833]

@@NoppyOwO Me too!

[@nullptr2124]

2:53 ACTUALLY I ACTUALLY DID POG WHEN I SAW THE UPLOAD ON MY NOTIS

[@kibble_wibble]

Okay eight sided square

[@fingees_YT]

no he ruins the new minecraft version i was very careful to make it better instead

[@kibble_wibble]

@@fingees_YT not even denying the allegations… rookie mistake, smhing my head

[@sophannahor4739]

​@@kibble_wibblewhat? So he ruins minecraft new versions like eight sided square?

[@pacomatic9833]

@@kibble_wibble "Shaking my heading my head" Bro doesn't understand slang, smh

[@kibble_wibble]

@@pacomatic9833 I don’t think this guy knows what funny is

[@binary1045]

7:48 fucking lost it here 😂

[@thescarf926]

4:38 I actually need this

[@Cblangs]

That copper brick is actually very good idea for building blocks.

[@ash_exists]

I still don’t get why Microsoft hasn’t employed you to be the supreme executive leader of minecraft and child labor.

[@soldier_gaming_tf2]

3:16 fingees is soldier main confirmed

[@fingees_YT]

unfortunately i was a 0 skill pyro

[@fingees_YT]

i liked how his face was hidden

[@soldier_gaming_tf2]

@@fingees_YT fingees is W+M1 pyro confirmed

[@neekneek5465]

@@fingees_YT kinda makes sense assuming what content you are creating hehe i guess pyro would love to play vehicular mans laughter version of minecraft lol

[@Davidpoland2005]

nah this is a shotgun jump in ultrakill

[@tannie4lyfe]

2:51 hello are we not gonna mention how creepy that would be on a solo game??😭

[@indeedinteresting2156]

Literally the Braken. 😫

[@Fullerbay]

I unironcially think a toned down version of your potion effects for all potions would be extremely cool.

[@-Lazy]

1:50 aww, thank you. Finally someone acknowledged how pretty I am

[@SparkyTv_203]

Lol

[@floppa_burger]

"Pick up your workers and hide them in a chest" Is that a the binding of isaac refference

[@EvanzEvanza]

6:58 Omziscool dimension

[@SandJuice213]

flashbacks

[@cseagul1]

No… NOOO

[@MrHerobrineMinecraft]

0:01 Bro thought we wouldn't notice💀💀

[@content_deleted-sr5oq]

notice what??

[@TheEnigma7121]

?

[@Zeth_Craft]

@@TheEnigma7121 The copper door and the other 3 blocks looks like a fully erected penis

[@William-arriola_]

@@content_deleted-sr5oqlook how the blocks in the back are positioned

[@AlexandreHernandezvaldez]

Notice what

[@Lordo_official]

21 savage with the wind charge potion 💀

[@Its-le_Ryuuu]

THE way he pause on ' if you like child labour ..... in minecraft ? killed me 8:40

[@blitzgerald]

I went to find this comment

[@coneburger9081]

3:27 bro made the wither storm

[@Fluffieluke]

I swear I was thinking the exact same thing lmfao

[@McDoodle-w2d]

I was just watching the theme for it 💀

[@Trollius_troller_the_3rd]

5:08 spider pig…., spider pig….

[@dudemp4]

spig

[@strongerthanever2039]

Spider Ham canon?

[@AiriMagePRISM]

It’s been 8 years since I last saw that Spider Pig model. The nostalgia.

[@lotus_flower2000]

does whatever a spider pig does...

[@Davidpoland2005]

him: Auto crafting is too complex for one block its unacceptable, even for redstone masters also him: I added a child labor complex, you just need to craft a net, capture young villagers, build a massive factory, kidnap about 219 children and they can craft anything for you

[@whyreallywhyy6302]

This product is a 10/10. My reason is that child labor is the best.

[@plumfadoodle4908]

The sad part is there are still going to be people who are stupid enough to think this update really was 6 blocks and 2 mobs, which is always depressing because their not even aware of what any update adds. But other then that- which was a comedic joke I found funny anyways- comedic video as always.

[@fingees_YT]

i think mojang did a ton of behind the scenes optimizations for this update which is obviously infinitely harder than just creating new features but when i was coming up with ideas for this video i genuinely struggled to find 8 minutes worth of new features to make fun of

[@plumfadoodle4908]

​@@fingees_YT There was the entire Trial Chamber- where the whole update is- with it's many rooms and unique traits. The whole ominous system revamp. As well as Vaults, Trial Spawners and their ominous variants. There's also the Mace but you had already made a video on that, same as Armadillo's features. It's been stated all of these were very complex to work on. The behind the scenes technical features would apply to everything in the update. Such a thing was even talked about a few times in the recent dev diaries. The main purpose of the update was combat adventures and setting up future ones, so it makes sense there's less in the way of certain types of things to parody like some other updates may have. Or the exact block count, which while still high in the amount of new ones was less of the focus compared to combat experiences. But you are right about the massive technical changes, the changelogs of everything they did in this dev cycle including such changes would go on for several hundred pages and that's discounting bugfixes and the many iterations before the snapshots, many things we didn't see. This was a pretty massive update.

[@CodeHK]

5:06 I was reminded of Homer's Spider Pig song.

[@CactusLactus]

But then I had a very good idea I used F5, you see using F5 gave me a whole new perspective and allowed me to see a hopper dimension that I wasn't able to see before.

[@thedoc7184]

The effects visual updates actually could be pretty goood

[@arturosandovalsaito2704]

Fingees: “Minecraft 1.21 adds like six blocks and two mobs”. Trial chambers, vaults, trial keys, the bogged, new wolf variants, maces, new music discs/tracks, wind charges, new potions/enchantments, etc.: “are we a joke to you?”

[@fingees_YT]

the "like" is doing a lot of heavy lifting

[@jackcomas]

Ahhh yes, finally I can relate to the film UP! now that I'm a balloon Also is that Omziscool dimension? 😳

[@fingees_YT]

yeah that was a movie about balloons

[@Peepz_]

8:58 Florida mentioned

[@maritoguionyo]

Florida

[@BENAAM_GAMER_YT]

bro roasted minecraft in 69 ways💀💀

[@3307__5]

1:13 shein / temu be like:

[@VolXiz0]

[Edible cookie dough recipe] Ingredients: 1 ¾ cup (215 g) all-purpose flour (Microwave flour for 150 seconds, stirring it every 30 seconds) 1 cup (226 g) unsalted butter softened to room temperature! 1 ¼ cups (250 g) brown sugar, tightly packed ¼ cup (50 g) sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract ½ teaspoon salt 1-2 Tablespoons milk optional¹ ½ cup (85 g) semisweet chocolate chips I recommend using a mix of mini and regular sized.