If movie villains didn't waste time

[@avrkz]

"If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

[@PeteTheGrouch]

AVRKZ Hey, Tuco - how's your neck?

[@avrkz]

@@PeteTheGrouch XDD I'm glad someone gets me

[@officertenpennyaintservingyou]

-the good the bad and the ugly, TUCO

[@playdatjunt]

“You see my friend, there are two types of people, those with loaded guns and those who dig, you dig”

[@22blackabdu35]

When you have to *

[@jakedge3]

I would pay money to see a villain like this.

[@newguywithadotforaname8628]

i would fix windows to see this

[@yolo8283]

Joffrey Lannister

[@silver013wasd]

@@yolo8283 yeah that guy didnt waste time with ned stark XD

[@RMRecruiting00]

Kingsman: The Secret Service. You're welcome.

[@MrJole777]

Reverse Flash

[@danielrej2464]

Hero: breaks down the window Villain: I am never going to financially recover from this

[@Patient_Zero_0]

i am once again asking for your financial support

[@lollivee6770]

Villain to his allies (if he has any): In terms of money we have no money

[@Lil-Stupid-]

So you watch CalebCity as well LOL

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

Not Stonks

[@DrakoNotDraco]

Lopq

[@dvdv8197]

He cared more about his window than about the guy he just killed. 🤣 Truly a real villain!

[@Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae]

They always said that money is the real villain of the story

[@emmettoransky5088]

I mean...not if they truly deserved it

[@Innercircle004]

I mean...windows are pretty expensive these days...

[@dvdv8197]

@@Innercircle004 EVERYTHING is expensive nowadays. 😅🤣

[@Tacoz3AM]

@@dvdv8197capitalism

[@Ahmet-fg4ul]

Everyone's gangsta until a villen takes time-management course.

[@1klaee]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn7Jl5mLf8ljkMU

[@Y8080-j7k]

😂😂😂😂 underrated comment

[@Amaranthine56]

Bshshsh😭😭😂🤣🤣😂

[@minivoidd3496]

“Villain”

[@drgnomeblox7785]

Lel

[@sell0utgod187]

finally the villain we all need

[@thegigadykid1]

Fr I hate when they be taking so long

[@chakomadeit]

@@thegigadykid1 lmao

[@Lucsamuels]

Dr. Waste No Time 🦹🏽‍♂️

[@CaptainHunt1]

But not the one we deserve.

[@saoieowo65]

Si

[@lifevest1]

“WE HAVE ONLY 30 SECONDS BEFORE THE BOMB GOES OFF!” **takes 10 mins of screen time to escape**

[@baconcadet2532]

Like the time goku had to get off of the exploding planet but took 2 whole ep to get off the planet;-;..

[@deusvultforhonor5725]

Bacon Cadet Explained in the Manga, the fight was extremely fast as the human eye could not see, but also the anime intends to extend the fights.

[@rpwrldd]

@@baconcadet2532 dbz is the only anime the makes sense to why it takes so long.-.

[@kanodjan3930]

30 day's **

[@WassimLechar]

4k likes 4 responses 👌

[@lycanrocknroll9158]

You know what else is annoying? When they are about to do it, and then right at that moment they hear a sound and instead of finishing what they are doing they stop and immediately go to the sound.

[@Man_Jr._Studios]

Lmao YES! 😂

[@HANKSANDY69420]

*Realistically, they should do the job **_quicker_** at the sound to get away quicker*

[@epicgamerchannel6230]

Not the -hero- *villain* we need, but the villain we deserve.

[@randomhuman97]

This is the reality . . . villains are everywhere

[@Maw0]

Wow.

[@treesoup688]

Rishabh Mankale r/im14andthisisdeep

[@luandeandrade4119]

Abby send their regards

[@gloopmaster]

its the other way

[@aliciam1646]

*Finally, a villan who's got their priorities straight*

[@Patient_Zero_0]

and a gun

[@randomm8242]

And one less window

[@GeForceRTXDirectX]

FR

[@hutxo_q2800]

i was the thousandth like

[@victoryjamz]

my damn window

[@bbtmorales7331]

Villain: not wasting time Also Villain: "my damn window"

[@bigman5823]

yes, that’s the video, well done

[@annabelleharvey6730]

more accurate title: if movie villains cared about money, with time being money

[@Daelyah]

As the villain, he's got his priorities sorted, at least!

[@bossza4445]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXmtqqJrhKqSY7c 🔥

[@BB_hahaa]

Bossza what about it. Don’t sponsor your own channel

[@lontong223]

"did you do it?" "yes" "what did it cost?" "my window"

[@1nfinit3]

I am first comment

[@justsmw4818]

@@1nfinit3 second

[@fg186]

@@justsmw4818 third

[@Ka1denBreak]

@@fg186 fourth

[@funanimes3507]

@@Ka1denBreak fifth

[@reeseman1932]

Imagine if he ran into calebcity’s smart hero

[@Danteeth]

oh that would be epic

[@ALJR_YT]

They would break reality, bruh

[@NZGAMER50]

Let's get this to 1 million likes so this can happen

[@sakareeh]

Reese man19 now we need a crossovers

[@MichaelJohnson-ds8of]

If thanos would have just wiped half the population but just include the avengers

[@redfoxakame]

He's actually a pretty scary villain if you think about it. It's creepy how he just kills someone while thinking about his freakin window. 😂

[@sarahoberlander6888]

sociopath

[@andrewyoung4473]

@@sarahoberlander6888 yeah

[@_S.C.P-Foundation_]

That window costs a fortune man

[@johnj9976]

@@sarahoberlander6888 What's this personality disorder? Why they kill or break rules?

[@Iforgothowtodothis]

@i like u are u joking or what

[@xthemanggs6122]

The tri-state area would be gone by now if doofenshmirts was like this...

[@PotatoPL-]

But doof isn't evil, he just tries to be evil

[@shuyotirah9132]

Well technically he isn't evil

[@xthemanggs6122]

True

[@B1ackLotu5]

Lol nah not even bro lost to a potted plant that man got no business in the villain industry 😂😂😂

[@pandreamonium2739]

His inventions are great and could be useful. But he sings. A lot.

[@alexfarnworth9234]

No but genuinely imagine a one off film where the "hero" is followed the whole way through to where all hope seems lost and everyone expects a miraculous recovery to save the day, and then the villan actually does win and that's it, no sequel

[@MrVieDetailing]

Well there are such films i think. I thought District-9, South African movie. Layers Cake is a movie about baddies.

[@KingMufasa_8]

That's called real life

[@Stormkryptonian]

Upgrade and Brightburn does this

[@lukethelegend9705]

@@Stormkryptonian Brightburn was severely underrated

[@weirdeurasianboy8091]

Not superhero but Uncut Gems

[@aditya_anand176]

"You were supposed to discuss your plan with him!" Villain: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"

[@nightlife9476]

Joker references

[@prolly537]

@@nightlife9476 Captain Obvious

[@_harshitbhasin_]

😂😂🤣

[@luciavillanueva8277]

I see you have very good knowledge sir...

[@SamiShah2004]

"You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught one, you know? I just *do* things."

[@el1theguy962]

The real villain here is the hero, he broke the window.

[@sleepyym713]

Nah that was the side kick

[@thatdude3677]

Comrade, got some friendly spam here........ kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5zQfWtnZbGlpKc

[@LifePhath]

All heros does that, super man will break your roof, iron man will break your window only bat man use the door

[@stevenbills9872]

@@LifePhath then they all villains

[@LifePhath]

@@stevenbills9872 very accurate, most movie you will see a hero pick up a moving vehicle to smatch the Villain, i always wonder what the hero was doing by hurting one person just to take down a villain 🤣🤣🤣 #troll

[@cking4869]

Truly, the most evil thing a villain could do is not tell the audience what his evil plan is.

[@arhamsaa]

He can tell it after killing too.

[@cgamejewels]

I wonder what would happen if the hostages tells the villians, they don't care about their evil plans.

[@peregrine955]

TheDark Knight's Joker - he only told us after he did it, and even then you still had to think about it for a little bit

[@fuxkdonaldtrumphisdaughter2955]

@@cgamejewels vllians would need therapy then

[@meditatewithcastidy6684]

His new plan is to fix the broken window

[@Skyerzen]

Yes exactly! I once had a conversation with someone about this and they were saying that without these scenes, movies would be boring. A. I disagree. B. You can have these scenes if you write them smartly. Lazy writing is killing Hollywood.

[@amber619pop]

Hollywood is already dead

[@JustSomeDinosaurPerson]

"Just write it smartly" isn't really good advice though.

[@sotsubreivaj]

Agree. In an argument about this I was once said that I was evil 'cause all I wanted was the good guys to die. NO, I just want that if the good guys must live, let them live, but with proper writing.

[@Saje3D]

You write a fucking movie then. Good luck.

[@ghostblues2691]

@@Saje3D lol

[@Jorge12361]

If Thanos did this everytime he had the oportunity the movie would be like 30 minutes

[@rohithkumar8708]

also wouldn't have made as much money as it did. and would've been very less enjoyable. loss and loss for both audience and the film makers. do you want to make less money

[@Jorge12361]

@@rohithkumar8708 yeah thats the thing

[@rohithkumar8708]

@@Jorge12361 yep . we all love money

[@rudrod95_41]

Thanos only kills half. It's the whole point of the movie. He doesn't relish killing

[@whateverkat8122]

Yeah lmao.

[@lemonzest8650]

The hero wasn't wrong, the villain ended up paying for something.

[@deleted_215]

Lemon Zest Yeah! For the window and the bill for cleaning the carpet!

[@chubbycalico8217]

Lmfao

[@ouckidkwhattodo4346]

The worst thing ever the window was broke ..

[@sebastianmorataboada9795]

Peak foreshadowing!

[@syrenity64]

The window and the applebees

[@ObviouslyNaomi]

The best thing about this, is that I didn't even have to search for this

[@aaronsadventures8222]

Yep

[@petergriffin8893]

Same here

[@zeniththecreator7671]

Same here

[@anhaotcg]

True

[@marcus_the_gamer123]

Same

[@danielsantos6437]

A lot of stories do this, most of them feature some pretty OP villains that if they acted realistically they would kill or win against the good guys early in the story, but instead they always leave a way out for the hero because of plot convenience.

[@romiarkan450]

The best way to combat this is simply create a hero who has the same level of competence as the villain, so either one of them has to earn a clear cut chance to kill the other, and actually takes it.

[@louisfejedoro2893]

When you actually cheer for the villain

[@AJ-lg2sg]

He broke his window, man

[@Honest-King]

@DarkVibes13 Well a super hero did break it soo yeah We are cheering the villian

[@vatsalsrivastav5175]

Just like in overlord

[@jayluvsboba]

for me avengers infinity war

[@jademoreno7838]

Den of Thieves sums that up😭

[@gibbygibbygibby7237]

“It’s not of y’all damn business.” If only every villain was like this lol

[@JamesZaxo]

There is but in novel

[@akhilmenoj8767]

@@JamesZaxo any suggestions?

[@JamesZaxo]

@@akhilmenoj8767 Reverend Insanity its the best chinese novel

[@akhilmenoj8767]

@@JamesZaxo might actually read it. Thanks

[@daelaenor]

@@akhilmenoj8767 Yo, prepare for a trip, he done some fucked up shit. But it's plot is really good.

[@lengyang9278]

Now this, THIS! is how a real villain do things

[@noahross3642]

Haha

[@world4saker]

the real villain is the person that will charge him way too much to get that window replaced and will successfully get the villain to buy useless warranty and other shit he dont need

[@joeymakale9767]

world4saker we said a villain, not a demon

[@justanotherhotguy]

I see you have experience in villainery ;)

[@georgesplixs4376]

They do, they're called politicians.

[@EB4714]

This was hilarious. I get so annoyed when villains waste time delivering there stupid villian monologue and then the hero saves the day.

[@HTPCYMC]

The universe would’ve been balanced a whole lot quicker.

[@NathanBlackberry]

Ikr more people murdered = Less people to deal with

[@whocarestho5917]

You came here before Justin y, are you god?

[@Nitrodino7875]

Stop.

[@kdoty]

(Well actually the whole purpose of the movie was Thanos getting all the stones and everyone trying to stop him, so that example makes no sense here but let's let the joke be lol.)

[@winterberry3412]

"perfectly balanced as all things should be"

[@dropatear5379]

Villian: *Doesn't waste time* Hero: *Wait that's illegal*

[@schmittza]

Overused shit wank

[@unrule.]

@@schmittza Overused shit wank

[@zaril448]

@@unrule. Overused shit wank

[@aadityasingh5927]

@@zaril448 Overused shit wank.

[@Dwayniee]

@@aadityasingh5927 Overused shit wank

[@anonymususer20]

I love how the villains a really chill nice guy, probably pays his gang members double and eats dinner with them

[@cloyann]

They definitely eat dinner at apple bees.

[@highlander6573]

Certainly better than those villains that kill their own henchmen

[@justacarbuncle]

And honestly he gave the guy who came to rescue his friend a lot of time to just leave like it never happened lol

[@sanykorodrigues8790]

Bruno buchiarati?

[@mattrad01]

Gotta take care of your employees

[@black8aron965]

I’d work for this villain. Does the job himself AND gets reservations at Apple Bees. Take notes villains

[@runalongnowm8]

You're the 20,000th comment, congrats

[@gorilla5558]

If a villain ever killed the hero that fast in a movie then the hero would come back to life Km

[@bjap1563]

Plot Armor/Deus Ex Machina

[@Bingus__Khan]

@@bjap1563 more like bad writing

[@johntaco861]

That’s pretty much every anime powerup bullshit, hero is near death and villain is about to win then suddenly “POWER OF FRIEND SHIP, oh and you’re also the reincarnation of god or some dumb shit.” And butt rapes the villain for a couple minutes in some battle and bingo he wins

[@LegoEngineer003]

Feels like the plot of Xenoblade Chronicles 2

[@suicidesuckerpunch]

Like Goku.

[@eightvain]

I actually like this villain. He is like a sane version of the joker.

[@fitrianhidayat]

Spoiler alert: Joker wasn't a villain (dark Knight trilogy)

Fitrian Hidayat he blew up a hospital my guy

[@lolno6975]

@ I do that on the daily

[@YK-ff9ez]

lol no yooooo same man

[@bmanwgd9798]

@@fitrianhidayat he killed 27 children and crippled 5

[@ehi_ij]

Villain: *Shoots hero* Also Villain: Damn the blood stain on this carpet is gonna cost me a fortune to remove

[@god3538]

IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍

[@tasierjay3435]

Villains have blood colored carpet

[@hungchau7064]

Someone calls Frank pls, we need to clean these bodies up.

[@hlalefikgasago8856]

It was in the budget, the window wasn't.

[@1klaee]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn7Jl5mLf8ljkMU

[@shujaauddin]

*Wastes no time* *Kills the hero* *Doesn't tell his plan* *kills the side hero* *(Softly in a painful voice) My damm window* I am honoured by your presence sir.

[@TsunamiHead62]

Plot twist - Frank sent him through the window so he could get paid to fix it

[@theodorboon]

Caleb Davis Lmao

[@frichickenishaplaysmc2381]

Frank is the real villan all along

[@ltb1345]

Top ten anime plot twists.

[@shifty1up]

666th like

[@Dizastermaster.]

Frank is the top tier villain

[@leodahvee]

Dude: “You are going to pay for!--“ Villain: *shoots dude* Also Villain: “Yeah I’m gonna have to pay for this...”

[@nessyness5447]

" for the cleaning of this carpet, to be exact"

[@log3.141]

@@nessyness5447 "And fixing this damn window."

[@kingcookie864]

Why not just threaten to bomb the window company if they don’t fix for free

[@nessyness5447]

@@kingcookie864 ...true

[@Atomix50972]

cost 400 000$

[@IDK-we1ey]

This must be how Dr. Doofenshmirtz feels everytime Perry the Platypus goes through anything but the front door lmao.

[@tamarriusbarker2818]

You know he said that in a episode one time. Lol

[@violetrose674]

@@tamarriusbarker2818 "Now you will pay... that's right fork it over."

[@jtdabraham7638]

😂😂

[@touchnchicken5408]

🤣👏

[@pupsuki7816]

"Thank you for using the house key I gave you Perry the Platypus."

[@dsbennett]

James Bond movies always have the calm, take-his-time villian who explains and brags about his plans and then sets up Bond to die but doesn't stick around to watch it happen. And Bond always just happens to have exactly what he needs to escape death. The most ridiculous gadget he had was an electromagnet watch that he used to summon a row boat from 30 feet away across the water to escape. No, it was the pair of CO2 cartridges welded together that he used as minature aqualungs. Or maybe it was the watch with a laser beam that could cut through metal. Those CO2 cartridges were also used by OB1 Kanobi as if you could get a lungful of air from a teaspoon-sized container.

[@ApenmanBlack]

“What’s your evil plan?” THATS NONE OF YO BUSINESS This guy is a comical genius

[@louissemarguerettenavales1253]

Me when somebody tells me what I'm drawing:

[@kennethha416]

@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 o h n o

[@louissemarguerettenavales1253]

@@kennethha416 *_fear me, I had enough of humanity's insolence_*

[@shitpostinggranger2095]

“You will never GET AWAY WITH-“ *GUNSHOT* Now that’s a movie I’d pay to see.

[@Patient_Zero_0]

would be a short one

[@Lavender-.]

@@Patient_Zero_0 short yet accurate I guess

[@pyrojkl]

I imagine this is what the Deadpool movies look like if Deadpool was the villain

[@kairastone9513]

@@pyrojkl I was literally about to say that XD

[@favwick9051]

Kingsman

[@DannyKingston14]

2019: not all heroes wear capes 2020: not all villains waste time

[@colewilder7353]

Meanwhile covids apparently pulled up a chair grabbed a ice cold corona And turned the game on. And i heard em on the phone with pizza hut so ya know.

[@jadediris6039]

Best comment ^^

[@biglou4209]

But this from a year and a half ago

[@colewilder7353]

@@jadediris6039 Dannys or mine?

[@jadediris6039]

@@colewilder7353 well I was talking about the original comment, but your's was good too 😂

[@crimsonfox87fluxule62]

This is unironically a very very accurate representation of a sociopath/psychopath. Caring about certain things while completely disregarding and being nearly 100% apathetic to others. The very simple definition of being a sociopath or a psychopath, is having very rigid mindset towards specific concepts. Absolutely not letting a single thing neglect your ability to do what you want to do or interfere with your plan making or vigilant actions. Because the definition concurrently used which is the lack of empathy and complete neglect of how civilization currently operates is a very loose and squirrely definition. Psychopathy is a very specific and hyperintensive concept. And it was displayed comedically but also in a very intelligently vivid way here.

[@devanjanbanerjee290]

When the villain is an introvert and likes to keep his plans to himself 🤟

[@mj-yo7vt]

I ain't talking to nobody

[@daanbergmans4689]

666 likes

[@daanbergmans4689]

Now 6 69

[@jonathanwilson1539]

Welp..introverts make the best villains. 😂😂💀👻

[@devanjanbanerjee290]

@@jonathanwilson1539 So true😂🤣

[@jaryn2677]

The worst thing about this is that he made reservations at Apple-bee's.

[@saraelizabethsare2348]

That's a truly act of villainy

[@nooneimportant7736]

right? sooo tired of all the cliche 12 hour long villain monologues 💀🥱

[@woe1008]

What's wrg with that...ijs....I work there

[@Hardleyheckling]

669th like

[@ft.-featuring]

I dont see how that is evil

[@hypemynizzle]

*Now what if the heroes stopped sparing the villians*

[@bernardhasimaj5157]

Yeah that's true as well that shit annoys me or when in thriller movies when someone is kidnapped and they escape by cutting the kidnapper with knife or something but they don't kill them they just look for a way to escape and wait for the kidnappers to catch them

[@GewalfofWivia]

Villians? lmao. Though it is really funny the protagonists cut through the grunts without blinking, and then spare the villains time and again.

[@unicorncrossing6376]

@@bernardhasimaj5157 I would do that if I'm not a fighter and if the kidnapper stronger than me

[@bernardhasimaj5157]

@@unicorncrossing6376 yeah but if they are on the ground and u don't kill them while they are in a defenseless state then they would get up and then even things out

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@bernardhasimaj5157 Yep

[@riverbandit2138]

Sometimes it would be nice to see a villain who actually gets shit done, no nonsense.

[@rubengarcia7962]

A movie with no plot armor whatsoever, where whoever would realistically win actually wins no matter the side would be gold.

[@xkilla911]

villains usually tell their plans to heroes for 2 reasons: 1. to flex how genius they are 2. to make the hero suffer through agony after hearing a plan they supposedly cannot stop

[@luckyjohny181]

Or reason 3.. because they dont think the hero can escape after being captured

[@xkilla911]

@@luckyjohny181 that's just the incentive to tell... not a reason.

[@ABCodeX]

Sir Embrum49 The Great Moth Not really, the heroes are usually in situations they can’t escape and only escape because the plot has to have them escape.

[@dandeliondesigns]

And let’s not forget: 4) For exposition - it’s a creative way for writers to reveal essential plot elements.

[@tcperez8769]

Reason 5: to extend video time to 10 mins.

[@evaristegalois6282]

_Can we get an F in the chat for that damn window_

[@marcusprice8129]

No

[@bigvik1345]

f

[@JustA.Person]

Ef

[@solitarymoon840]

F

[@lucasm.3864]

F

[@mohamedcherifnefzi5213]

Thats why jhon wick movies are good , there is no time wasted

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

bruh remember when in john wick part 1 when viggo's men slam him with a car, he should have just killed him right there and his son would be still alive, every movie is cliche

[@danyang1613]

@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 That's because he still had respect for John and thought he could make it right.

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

@@danyang1613 he could have shot him after he disagree, but i can't blame the director since they focused more on the lore, characters,and action scene which sold the movie pretty well, after they knew this movie had a lot of appreciation, they improved the story in john wick 2 and 3, and less cliche than the first one

[@danyang1613]

@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 Hmm.. just realized that I haven't got the chance to watch 2&3 yet, maybe I'll pick em up recently, seems like they're worth watching.

[@byoeaydin]

@@danyang1613 imo john wick franchise just gets better with every new movie unlike many other franchises out there..

[@casualduck3091]

The villain we never asked for, but desperately needed.

[@Shaziek]

How Saitama felt when his roof was destroyed

[@lordofchaos3247]

Shazie K exactly 😂😂

[@Immanuelm.8]

How buddy felt when Saitama hit him in the nuts

[@theanon5906]

Shazie K 😂😂😂

[@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987]

Gayy alert

[@biloo24]

Lmao😂😂

[@Orangeyouglad870]

Villain is so tough he shoots a gun practically next to his face with no damage to his hearing

[@kaimcdeed1049]

The Pinball King scifi logic. Don't question it.

[@shrekonion8307]

Ikr its not like there are things you could put in your ear that stop you from suffering hearing loss when shooting a gun

[@Luzum]

@@shrekonion8307 Yeah. Which there are none in his ears.

[@shrekonion8307]

@@Luzum hes a super villian he can make some invisible hearing thing or something

[@Luzum]

@@shrekonion8307 ok

[@helloiamherenow9636]

Alternative title: the villain that everyone would actually like

[@chillmemes5865]

And Doofenshmirtz

[@dzkiller2002]

@@chillmemes5865 yes

[@mulch7691]

Adrian Viedt

[@youtubeperson7867]

True

[@Cat_1887]

Imagine if DIO was like that... he could have won.

[@Claymourn7]

We need more villains like this. This would be so hilarious

[@dashielcockrill998]

Hero: Breaks window Villan: I will never financially recover from this.

[@pyhillis]

That was the hero's big plan make him go bankrupt so he can't pay for the evil stuff

[@pyhillis]

@@roemstyle except LAWSUITS

[@pyhillis]

@Now give me your money :o biggest brain time

[@sunjinwooisthebestprotagon3537]

Lol

[@tynolin8397]

Everyone sleeping on the fact that the villain wasn’t even facing the Hero the entire time. He was just concerned his estimate of his damn window

[@youdunno8528]

I mean he was worried about the important things

[@TidanOfc]

I don’t think anyone was sleeping on that fact

[@tempestwinds1]

I gave u ur one thousandth like

[@jackwade1871]

Good ole Psychopaths... They get you every time.

[@Captain_Wet_Beard]

Consider an evil villian lair and just how big that window probably is... custom windows are expensive af

[@SagaDraws]

The villain probably gives his colleagues generous Christmas bonuses and paid maternity leave. And you know he always ready to be there for emotional support.

[@roylle6346]

Yeah I wanna be hired by the fucker

[@homeslice2825]

“Fear leads to betrayal, loyalty doesn’t.” - someone, somewhere

[@mastervision5902]

Seriously, a boss that takes his employees out to Applebee's is a keeper!

[@longnonsense563]

Top tier Nordic moment is remembering not everyone gets paid maternity leave

[@deathlyanimator9083]

@@roylle6346 yeah, children don’t use this or anything.

[@i3looi2]

Actually villains do this all the time, but only with their low tier mobs.

[@Galaxy-MusicX]

The fact that he was more worried about the window than the overall situation. 😂

[@lucas-xf7rc]

Sounds like something joker or desdpool would do😂😂

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Well, it’s expensive and getting glass in the foot hurts like hell

[@PerseusR51]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin tru tru

[@juanin2top194]

My damn window *>:'v*

[@TrystanMiller16]

Ik XD

[@jaykally5616]

Is he really a villain? Those “heroes” were breaking into his house

[@bejewled]

no i think he abducted the first one

[@The_Humble_Hurricane]

He lived long enough to become one

[@kd4114]

@@The_Humble_Hurricane batman: dark knight reference

[@lokmaneret6227]

Im the 667 like

[@waffthewaffle9269]

LMAO

[@GeorgieSoldado]

"Did you even go over your evil plan?" "No, it's not y'all damn business." 🤣🤣🤣

[@najam-ul-hassanshah3453]

How do u have 1.1k likes and no comments lol.

[@MaxOnGlimmer]

@@najam-ul-hassanshah3453 Ikr

[@daniglover3871]

now why would we do that ? 🤣

[@fenris668]

George Sotomayor 😂😂😂😂

[@Gg-qx3vo]

I mean it's kinda true tho. It's none of their damn business😂

[@Pauljosephherring2]

I'd be that sort of villain I don't like to waste time.

[@PurpleGuy661]

Imagine several other if villains like Jafar or several other villains stopped talking or killed the character that way they can make a speech. Some just celebrate too early.

[@sazhinegi]

Hero breaks the window. Villain: I am never gonna financially recover from this.

[@savy6354]

Brokes

[@ineedahusky2800]

@@savy6354 lol

[@yellow_flash813]

Looks like the window isn't the only thing broken here 🤣🤣

[@tyrellmaganga2690]

Yellow_ Flash 😹😹😹😭 that English tho, hope he got insurance

[@bdubsongob]

*in terms of money, we have no money*

[@SayySooFlyy]

I hate when super heroes bust in through my damn window too

[@fazeone5431]

I think you mean police.

[@bergsdal]

I think you meant bust a nut trough my window Fixed that for ya. K bye

[@maximino5956]

Faze One Police are just enforcers of the law, they shoot innocent civilians all the time. They aren’t heroes

[@raduvlad4429]

@@maximino5956 Riight just put them all in the same bucket as the 12 years old soy boy that you are.

[@WickedScythe]

1000th like

[@its_moyy]

“Ok let’s wrap this up I made reservations at Applebee’s-“ I’m dead 💀

[@mr.hairyeightlegs4953]

He really is a villain

[@DoReMela]

Not trying to be that person but its wrap

[@mauriceperham5150]

Congrats, you can quote a video. How did this add anything to the joke?

[@its_moyy]

The art wolf oof sorry

[@DoReMela]

@@its_moyy its no issue just telling you

[@Mansplainer2099-jy8ps]

Dr. Evil: "Knock knock." Scott: "Who's there?" Dr. Evil: "Shh!"

[@pacol.4302]

"The only reason you're still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing."

[@Foxekins]

I said that

[@musicillusion02]

Love Kung Fu Panda 😂🐼

[@akdrea]

*joker. your joke isnt funny*

[@pacol.4302]

@@akdrea "ironic"

[@8_950]

I really appreciated that about Shen. Once he decided he was done with Poe he immediately tried to kill him every time he showed up after that

[@dtincworldnews8922]

Actually, it wouldn't even be a movie if the villain got straight to the point.😂😂😂😂

[@mayab2859]

O

[@neetrab]

Well, it would depend on when the person he wants to kill did something wrong for the villain to want to kill him. Could be toward the middle if the movie. 🤷‍♀️

[@princess_mj4396]

i point you in the direction of kingsman the secret service and if u havent seen it the villian basically says now ill go over my evil plan youll find a way to escape and save the day well this aint that kinda movie and shoots him

[@Papi_21]

It would be a vine

[@spedmington]

It would, it’d just be a bad movie

[@giftinggeezer3149]

This has some serious cliff hangers, did he ever get his estimate, was Frank ever called and is he on his way, and is his window fixed now Edit: The Dragon Ball Z joke has been made already...please stop you're scaring my family

[@erel6804]

i hope its filthyfrank

[@mirasfingerbandages]

@@jonathandriscoll1739 that's what I'm wondering man

[@nobodyhere2155]

lol

[@ethanandrews2930]

ToxicBread did he make it to Applebee’s

[@luciecannings9048]

My fav bit is u killed him

[@streetwatcher_]

This man’s the embodiment of ain’t nobody got time for that

[@matthew_natividad]

Lmao I read that in the voice XD

[@sukottotsukeshi.]

Yup

[@ferst262]

I would love to see a film where they make fun of all the movie cliches like this

[@CarlosHernandez-el4oc]

Then Cinemasins would point out the cliches that are already pointed out

[@santosic]

The Incredibles is a good movie that comes close, since they poke fun at the supervillain monologuing trope and even have a scene where the supervillain starts monologuing while the hero, Mr Incredible, tries using the moment to get away, only for the supervillain to catch himself mid-monologue, re-captures Mr. incredible as he's getting away and and goes "you sly dog! You got me monologuing!"

[@aNormalAmerican]

It's called SHREK

[@s-wo8781]

Austin Powers does this.

[@Patient_Zero_0]

Deadpool kind of does that

[@AplusNerd777]

Legend has it that the are still trying to get a hold of Frank to fix the window.

[@supreme-pq7hz]

Legend has it their still tryna get a estimate for it

[@edawg792]

It’s been 3 hours

[@GeraltofRivia22]

Too bad Frank quit KZbin

[@johnmcclane1751]

Frank Castle?😬😁

[@franklynt9499]

They didn't call me, so I was fixing windows elsewhere.

[@mikavikesland9611]

Bad guy: You cannot escape. Good guy: You will pay for your crimes... Bad guy: PREPARE TO DIE! Bad guy: But first, let me tell you my life story. xl

[@yonatanhoresh2695]

It all started when I was born... Both my parents failed to show up

[@kryptickandy7670]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz in a nutshell

[@shely_D7vil]

Life story so deep that villain ends up killing himself

[@rezkin7876]

Kingpin: When I was boy...

[@grungee]

Every fucking anime

[@chrisl8277]

This is Griffy 's most satisfying episode. And Frank is the most iconic character story arc

[@superiorpanda6449]

*Can y'all imagine how fast Avengers movies would end if this logic were to be used?*

[@isekaiprotagnist2280]

It never would have started

[@captainobvious3174]

Barely would’ve existed 😂

[@redforest9269]

It would've meant that they'd need to think up a reason for them to not die and still discover the plan. Wait a minute, Winter Soldier did that!

[@baitposter]

Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan... *[Laser blast]*

[@justsomechunguswithinterne8577]

Thor to Thanos: You talk to much

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

"Did you even go over your evil plan?" (Exasperated) "No. Cause its none of y'alls damn business" Perfect.

[@anthonyrobinson7715]

I know right! If an evil villain said something like this on a show I'd lose it!

[@UnityFT4]

😹

[@wrongtime9097]

Anthony Robinson have you ever read/watched The Watchmen?

[@scientistsupreme4L]

If thanos had attacked the avengers while they were still coming out of the portals

[@johnnycash2154]

If thanos had "rain fire" at the avangers before he charged at them

[@ericboomboom8553]

If thanos couldve atracked new york instead of sending pawns

[@shashwatsinha5291]

Thanos is a fanboy. It was an aww moment for him

[@RD-jd8hq]

@@johnnycash2154 pretty sure his ship was destroyed by then

[@S_2_7]

@@RD-jd8hq no it wasn't

[@jungkookismyonlyalpha2813]

The fact that John wick did this to the guy who killed his dog lol he didn't even waste any time or even listen to what the guy was about to say

[@thisisart7036]

Imagine going to a movie & it's this short cuz the villain has no chill. 😂😂😂

[@youngwolf024]

King Art Batman swoops in on the wrong nigga one day and gets dropped tryna give him a speech

[@LMBeats]

Xen cough* cough* *DEADPOOL*

[@kerri-lynndunne9942]

Well then new plot can take over. The hero everyone thinks is the star is a fakeout and maybe an underling who knows all the plans becomes a hero or someone who also doesn't waste time takes on the competent villain.

[@smokeyowns26]

Bruh ima be weak 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@slytherinslocket272]

Best movie ever

[@Ispeaktruth18]

I feel like this was directed at dr doofenshmirtz

[@danipar7388]

DUDE!

[@humanchild6378]

Nah, he didn't have a lab coat on.

[@VK-ng8qn]

underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@solaireofastora5999]

"Perry the Platapus, My window! There's a front door and you even ate some of my food when you went through the fridge! You will pay! Yeah that's right, 20 bucks? 30 bucks, much better."

[@matthewmcewen1]

@@solaireofastora5999 "wait, that's it? This is solid oak, you know"

[@newguywithadotforaname8628]

THE HERO IS THE TRUE VILLAIN, HE MURDERED A BANK ACCOUNT.

[@pastagiovanni6527]

he murdered his damn window

[@bruhnando1884]

Private property damage, doubt he will be paying for it.

[@thislambfire8069]

So glad he put his videos back up. I started to miss rewatching them already.

[@haldanebailey100]

I want a parody of Frank. He's a contractor that fixes villains lairs after fights. He's a chill dude and just wants his money, but everyone knows you don't fuck with Frank.

[@Valconize]

Bro this is gold I hope its recognised 🤣

[@RonRuble]

That's it! The villain learned business from Frank! He used to work for Frank!

[@juandiegofm]

Villain: YO FRANK! There are 10 dead heroes in my freaking pool...could you do something about it? >:( Frank: What's wrong with the sharks? They are going to eat those guys up! O-O Villain: That Aquaman asshole killed them all :'( Frank: THAT FISH BASTARD! I'm on my way man! >:( Villain: You are the best Frank! : ) Frank: Sure thing buddy...just deactivate the electro-mine fields! I can't afford to lose another crew...nobody wants to go back to work these days! >:( Villain: IKR? Fucking welfare parasites! Those libtards make me sick! >:( Frank: FACTS! >:(

[@laughmouth]

Reminds me that dude from John Wick who cleans bodies

[@imjustaloser9414]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaS9iaeKpbV4otE

[@glyle2504]

I SERIOUSLY WANT A VILLAIN LIKE THIS

[@magicaldiaz2643]

I would watch a movie like this over and over! !

[@stork90]

Watch kingsman

[@magicaldiaz2643]

@@stork90 yh that was awesome

[@planemoney]

Go see Watchmen

[@ricardo_islam314]

G Lyle watch one piece 😂💯

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

I see you have no idea what my plan is because I didn’t explain it to you for no reason

[@poopa854]

Yeah cuz we just can't fucking show you the damn thing anymore

[@subscribebecauseipaymytaxe6195]

Nerdneck

[@sum1221]

kremit the frog Here’s commenter God 2

[@shitpostingbandicoot8990]

It's a way of gloating

[@jacquelinediaz450]

Jasiel Rosas Almeida I swear I am seeing you everywhere

[@-.-Martin-.-]

Alternative title The villain no one would yell at their TVs while watching

[@saradoingstuff6650]

Like if they literally didn't have a long ass speech, sometimes they would win.

[@leacali]

Thanos won

[@jojogamer8240]

Frieza: yes

[@DrawinskyMoon]

Bondrewd won with the power of love

[@aninstrument2803]

Dio: *wastes his stopped time to laugh*

[@unexplainedaf7469]

It's great that you got the joke, Sara. Thanks for taking the time to tell us about it.

[@lovemixdragon]

*Casually shoots hero* Villan: "my dam window" This cracked me up 😂

[@kianbretana1428]

Legend has it he still got a broken window to this day.

[@bsk3800]

Damn! Windows 10

[@SmileG333]

Villain*

[@bsk3800]

@@SmileG333 damn 🙄

[@lovemixdragon]

@@kianbretana1428 😂

[@Catmum1998]

Villain: “any last words.” Hero: “yes...NOW!” *elaborate rescue plan made in 5 minutes saves the day*

[@TheRealWoopSlap]

That always happens in anime

[@RAIBAT]

Laughs In best Jojo joseph Joestar

[@1klaee]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipDSn6GKp6dqj5Y🤭

[@TheRealWoopSlap]

@@1klaee no

[@dealmakerdreamtaker5257]

Me as villain:two many words *shoots hero*

[@dauntlessasmr7910]

That was a stained glass window too. That gonna be expensive to replace.

[@thegreenyguineapiggy5127]

"you killed my friend! :(" "you killed my window!"

[@ren-chan4351]

Killed my window really 😑

[@Honest-King]

@@ren-chan4351 Widow maker from overwatch

[@11jerans]

You sank my boat! You scratched my anchor!

[@metaford3746]

A soul for a window

[@RespectMyNerdz]

The Greeny Guinea Piggy exactly

[@nathanielmeza9295]

“We have a front door”. Immediately remembers Perry the platypus

[@_Sree_]

Ahh My Man 🤜

[@MasterOfNothin]

Underrate

[@donrekter2603]

take this bag full of respect!

[@RkBlockesman]

Undertale 😍

[@pranav9716]

memories

[@katherinebrinkley2579]

When he said “I made reservations at Applebee’s” I really felt that

[@TheBboyashu]

There was nothing to feel like in that sentence.

[@Carshtime]

@@TheBboyashu r/woooosh

[@llamamusicchannel7688]

@@TheBboyashu friend it sounds like you may have missed a reservation at Applebee's Come take a seat, tell us about your pain

[@NQjones]

Is Apple bees good?

[@vinikampferherzbarros27]

@Fabian Moye What's an Applebe's?

[@lorenzowright5814]

I'd Pay Good Money To Watch This In Theaters Part 2 Frank Fixes Window

[@RandyTwang]

Don't worry mate, just called frank. He's on his way.

[@SultanxD]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@one_red_jay]

Oh thank goodness, thought I had to do that

[@fumarc4501]

Dude, don’t call Frank. Guy jacks up his prices on short notice jobs.

[@brandonbarrera5637]

This should have thousands of likes so underrated

[@RandyTwang]

@@fumarc4501 hey, I'm just trynna help a brother out. If he wants to jacked up prices I guess that's his prerogative.

[@Earl_GTIS]

Plot twist: the window was actually the most important thing in the movie

[@dragonflame5282]

Lol

[@kingswift782]

It unlocks a mystery that will lead you down a path either right or wrong

[@mojisadeadeyeye2758]

I swr

[@calmdownkiddo9179]

I mean it's the whole plot lol and it's have a hole now so... Jkjk

[@Nightshade463__]

Movie name: The Window

[@neyssa6632]

I never understood why villains talked for so damn long lmao.

[@Rov-Nihil]

I think just like letting someone do life in prison is way worse than instant death, bad guys also wanna savor the moment their victims are helpless and suffering before they kill them.

[@linkayoub]

it's called narcissism

[@panickysociety97]

For the plot's sake

[@trident7555]

Most likely because they believe that everything is under control, so they take their sweet time conversing with their victims.

[@Xialoh]

Because the audience needs to understand what the villain is doing somehow. Sometimes you can explain it naturally, like in detective shows you'll see them figure the plan out before finding the guy. Most other stuff needs a monologue for things to make sense. Monologue doubles as spare time for the hero(es).

[@mynameismosa]

Now people really out here stealing this content and not crediting Griffy 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@jockdavis7852]

I just seen someone who copy this on Instagram

[@BlakeFiery-]

I saw it too Bar for bar stole everything 😭