When you're bad at hostage negotiating

[@LongBeachGriffy]

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[@bigplayorrekt]

no

[@cleanTron]

Dude, you have a huge gap between your teeth.

[@lostowl5821]

This will go great with the gawk gawk 3000 tron from the last video lmao

[@RedMooseJesus]

That was whitest way to do that sponsor segment 😂

[@dre3448]

My man, Finna need that ngl

[@chickenwings984]

it’s crazy bc he actually has the ability to be a good negotiator but decided that watching the world burn was more satisfying

[@ijsbeer1499]

Nah, this is just how to get away with murder ;)

[@sstanford1331]

​@kanilescott4381Yeah if you're a sad person.

[@scouticescoutice4994]

@Kanile Scott edgelord

[@WavyWaeYT]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 nice try buddy

[@jessieparker1690]

He woke up and decided to choose violence. Good on him

[@ashtonoak4370]

Negotiation skills: 🚫🚫 Motivational skills: 🔥🔥🔥

[@syndrac6254]

1 million to 10,000 is actually great negotiation skills.

[@farafyn2770]

​@@syndrac6254 actually, 1 million to 10 000 to dead hostages

[@therealgoat3367]

@@farafyn2770 Yeah If he had stopped at 10000 and the headstart that woulda been the best negotiation anyone ever saw. But he went ahead to fück it all up... Lmao

[@hmmm2706]

@@syndrac6254 18 mil to 10 thousand

[@chilout2496]

@@syndrac6254it’s actually 18 mill to 10k

[@bracata2-647]

"You're robbing a bakery" "I know you needed the bread but damn" 😂😂

[@prosens52]

That got me😂

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

​​@@prosens52 me too 😂

[@dayyvalentine4708]

Bars

[@Jeff-pp3qv]

He gotta get the bread some and how anyway😂😂😆

[@PashtunBull]

censored yourself bro?

[@avithedev]

"About a five" "Excuse me??" Tears 😭😭😭

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

😂

[@OfentseMwaseFilms]

My guy, your acting is 🔥🔥🔥

[@nanakwesiadaboh699]

And scripting too shiish 🔥🔥🔥

[@LucCelny]

Wanted to upvote but had to leave it at 420 ✌️

[@itsyaboiherman]

Facts

[@hhere2stay]

honestly he can be in a comedy movie FR

[@bigdrizzy2068]

"I think we lost the hostages" 😂😂😂💀💀 perfect ending

[@vulcan2050ful]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuasantana685]

I think this is society saying that we are in a hostage situation

[@retardedphil]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CigarDoug]

"Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

[@mindset6164]

@@CigarDoug wow wow wow......wow

[@elpollo7289]

“You could’ve had 1 million dollars & you settled for 10 THOUSAND… YOU ARE PATHETIC” had me dying 💀😂😂

[@K683xhjn]

He not wrong tho 💀💀💀💀

[@skulckerker3060]

@@K683xhjn except he is cus that math aint mathin lmao, 300x7 is 2100 barely even a 5th of 10k

[@TrashTawk]

More like it had the hostages dying

[@eduardoelric9839]

He's not a bad hostage negotiator, he's just a really good coach.

[@InstructorMike]

Took his whole victimology and flipped it! 🐐

[@thelawrencee]

Hi Mike

[@YaoiLover4ver]

The ending was too funny. I couldn't stop laughing at the negotiator calling Cornelius "Coco."😂

[@ms.blackee7635]

😂😂😂

[@thacrypt223]

And Cocs at one point. Hillarious stuff.

[@anthonyjohn6520]

Lost the hostages but gained one hell of a motivational speaker

[@xaberwarrior0]

I was looking for this I was about to start popping off too

[@memecity9849]

Is it national hostage day or something? Griffy and Ryan George uploading hostage sketches. I love it lol

[@damienknight5655]

I was thinking the same 😂

[@ragedsycokiller]

Bruh I saw these videos next to each other and I almost thought they did a collaboration lol

[@braferaser1730]

Literally just watched Ryans video and this got recomended 😅

[@TwinBladeFury]

And they were uploaded within minutes of each other, seeing them next to each other in the feed made me pause for a sec lmao

[@leonnarddavis]

Who DF is Ryan George?

[@damienconstant2157]

« Oh my bad, did I say a young lady ? I meant a f*cking DUCK » 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 3:27

[@piplup10203854]

I love how long he took to think if she was bad and gave her a 5 🤣

[@shooby9496]

He was considering adding embellishments to increase his bargaining point but couldn't come up with any lol

[@quicobrujo3951]

Can we appreciate that Griffy is doing good staying sober? Marking it all in his calendar and everything! Good on you, mate!

[@tyreehopkins9195]

Ayy a fellow fan on both nice

[@Rudipu]

good eye man, love the little details in his skits 😆

[@Yeedo420]

He’s not spending all of his money on crack and Gucci belts anymore

[@BrianGlaze]

Eagle eye

[@ajax_999]

@@Yeedo420 o m g 🤣

[@troyh.2024]

"Cornelius going on a rampage and killing every hostage in the bakery store" Griffy: "I think we lost our hostages"

[@carterlemcke9036]

**. *

[@meganscott3295]

“Ok CoCo” Man bitched him out before he started 😂

[@powerofanimegod5578]

Went from negotiating to a life coach 😭😭😂

[@kenyattaharmon1385]

3:16 "Is she bad though." "About a 5." 😂😂😂

[@ernest2513]

3:20 had me rolling😭

[@MsAnthropoLogic]

“Excuse me?” “I’m sorry” 😂

[@vworldgaming]

A fucking DUCK 😂

[@AJ-lw6jf]

“I think we lost the hostages” ☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@slavko321]

"saved us 10k!"

[@dakingizback5432]

The fact that he has yet to be cancelled, blocked, deactivated or anything synonymous is truly legendary

[@Yes-dx2rj]

He is black so obviously he will get away with it if he was white this channel would have vanished years ago

[@g59_tweaky82]

People have tried 😂

[@nojustno3331]

KZbin age restricts his vids now.

[@Gabe791]

0:30 had me 💀 I’ll never skip a Griffy ad

[@wTwig]

"She bout a 5" "Excuuuusee mee?!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 homie is undefeated

[@blondie9422]

“Sorry” 😂

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

That part had me crying. 😂

[@SkylarEmelio91]

He definitely showed everybody, mans had 7 hostages and let off 10 shots, all he needed was 7 bullets but he gave em an extra 3 to let you know he was serious about proving himself😤👏🏾

[@draco4880]

"I know you needed the bread"😂😂😂😂

[@repthe21st66]

Griffy and Ryan George releasing skits about hostages within 30 minutes of each other feels like there's some story behind it.

[@vincevvn]

Yooo that’s a huge coincidence. I don’t think they knew at all

[@shadowreaver752]

I thought it was weird too when I was scrolling through

[@outsidegamez]

barely any inconvenience

[@Hayes607]

Yo that's so true though. I didnt even realize that lol

[@originsdecoded3508]

Things aint what they appear in this world . Coincidences and synchronizations is part of that unseen subworld that surrounds you.

[@jasonvillalona1542]

He was actually doing good until the end LMFAOO "unclogging them pipes alright" soo uncalled for !

[@Troupe_Master]

Well he wasn't lying XD

[@Altair-El-Haddad]

Could anyone explain it to me? I'm on smooth brain mode rn

[@khalilgray6903]

@@Altair-El-Haddadbasically he’s saying his wife be getting piped by the plumbe

[@nathan-qcueparsons268]

I just always wonder how companies like BlueChew and Raycon feel after sponsoring stuff like this😂😂😂

[@shehanchanuka15]

They feel great😂

[@clipped6963]

The negotiator has a 100% success rate of not freeing hostages, you gotta respect the consistency. One of you best videos 🤣👏🤣👏

[@JalenKenobi]

The bread joke had me rollin!!!😂😂😂

[@khair7549]

Lol same 😂

[@sapuez]

Griffy- “what’s your name?” The person- “Cornelius” Griffy- “Alright, coco.”

[@YourRich-Friend]

The rest of the video he calls him Cornelius, who tf names their kid Cornelius? I know damn well the mother didn’t name it.

[@fluce721]

Bro went from negotiator to motivational speaker 😂

[@SpDegreat]

😅😅😅😅

[@jomertomale]

That was some good negotiation at the start tho. He treated him as equal and even pointed out how little is he gonna get from that hostaging.

[@brianpaulandaya]

"Is she bad though?" Griffy asking the most important questions

[@Lamar_audio]

Griffy’s acting 10/10 😂

[@TheSonzeK]

I like how he projects his own life into his skits. Well done!

[@mahdimalekzadeh6410]

holup

[@therealgoat3367]

@@mahdimalekzadeh6410 😂. Yeah that's what I thought too...

[@neempata3274]

you really dun said the quiet part aloud damn

[@johnxina7496]

His wife cheated?

[@Smittumi]

"About a five" 😂 that whole section was brilliant.

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

Agreed 😂

[@bigharp0949]

“About a 5.” I HOLLERED across my whole apartment complex. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@itscapdc]

I know you needed the bread but this is ridiculous 😂😂

[@theculturedgentleman3699]

"is she bad tho" ".....about a 5" *EXCUSE ME?* LMFAO!!!

[@garrickoestriecher1259]

You could have had a million dollars, but you settled for 10,000 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HeisenbergFam]

I like how Griffy did so many controversial skits in 5 years and he is uncancellable

[@insertname954]

​@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 Ok

[@aceeeeex9]

Twitter just waiting for the one that offends people the least tbh

[@kimaniHyman]

​@@insertname954KO

[@PoorDummIdiots]

It's 2023 he's black he can run over 50 people on his way to wal-mart and get off on a warning you can't cancel him.

[@Pinkblobperson]

@@kimaniHyman Oh kay

[@youngleeyong2803]

Well 5:52 I mean the other guy saw that coming the moment you started stroking the robber's ego.

[@DillyDilemmas]

One of the best acting skits Griffy has put out. That “pathetic” scene was amazing

[@trixexotic7032]

I think we lost the hostages😂😂

[@williamthatsmyname]

Ryan George and Longbeach releasing hostage skits minutes within each other. This is a c ollab we all need.

[@shahomar15]

I literally thought the same thing 😂😂

[@AminePlayer1]

Damn right

[@MiloLego716]

Dude fr lol

[@veronicalacy1958]

I think so too. Anybody stupid enough to hold a backer hostage is stupid enough to finish the job

[@jacobd1984]

Listen, Thai food might be good, and chocolate cake might be good, but that doesn’t mean mixing them together is anything but a mess.

[@PraxicLore]

3:10 that 1000-yard stare killed me 😂

[@saladcrunch]

"the problem is you let people walk over you all your life" too real

[@feterunner]

"I know you needed the bread" That was an amazing line.

[@ogjoepesci]

I like how you can just see the script at 5:17 😂

[@Multi.nucleas-]

Icloud notes😂

[@devinclark9407]

I like how the integrator tries to defuse then instantly turn to eren gas lighting him to kill everyone

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

4:30 AYO WTF didn't expect that twist 😨

[@glezard212]

This is what happens when you make the joker a negotiator

[@acedean9204]

“… I. I’m not pathetic.!” 😂😂😂

[@hank2815]

3:38 The government during the French Revolution:

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

The monarchy or provisional government?

[@planetbob6703]

3:43 "So this is what we’re gonna do, Coco" I know it’s because of Cornelius but I choose to believe he’s naming him after the monkey

[@LivingGuy484]

Just when you think you know how the video is going to end, he chooses the chaotic evil route 😂

[@json7598]

It’s like any option in Detroit: Become Human 1. Motivate

[@rickdiesel9549]

*when you accidentally click the wrong dialog option and then have to commit to the rest of the dialog tree*

[@robertgrankin5454]

when hostage negotiator has a slightly bad day

[@Kenny_F91]

He may not be a good at negotiating but he's a great motivational speaker.

[@rja.6303]

Not from the streets to the sheets 😭😭

[@krisbelch1776]

This man is the only person that can make me watch an ad promo without even thinking about hitting fast forward. I'm not even sure he's even sponsored by these companies 😅

[@RamblingNonsense]

Homeboy went DEFCON 1 and had the audacity to be surprised 🤣

[@gabbylikeskicks]

this man is unstoppable. He got that superpower where having weird sponsors don't phase the audience no more.

[@sailyx3jupy]

There was literally so much passion in this I needed someone to yell at me like this for real

[@txwering7380]

5:02 I thought my dad was talking to me for a second

[@rja.6303]

Griffy always wilding

[@Emson2008]

Fr

[@GanzaJgGaming]

The nicknames on Cornelius took me out bro 😂😂😂 ‘Coco’ ‘Coc’

[@guapnerd]

“about a 5” 🤣

[@kidhavii]

That look on Griffy's face at the end makes a great twitter reaction meme.

[@archangeldeath]

When u find out she gave u herpes. Lol

[@crimson2knight]

He brought out his full potential. What a great mentor.

[@SpDegreat]

😅😅😅😅

[@TheSeptuagint]

4:15 sounds like Griffy’s audition for the role of Kang the Conqueror

[@djkataz]

I was waiting for Griffey to say “Show me the Money”!!!

[@trueone3093]

Griffey only one that can talk someone into doing the right thing then making him snap and raising all hell the next second

[@silverbond6625]

What, that's actually a good strategy, trick the robber and make him give up himself 😂😂.

[@ayoub-echerif]

I mean, nobody does sponsored content quite like Griff

[@setonumber]

“Apparently”

[@Okehynot1880]

@@setonumber wha?

[@Okehynot1880]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 🚬🏃🚶🏿‍♂️

[@glatykoffi6672]

Nah.

[@setonumber]

@@Okehynot1880 0:18

[@protobomber9822]

After doing this 100s of times id say I’m pretty good at negotiating hostage situations

[@th3xact]

Bro actually got the guy's name within 10 seconds, he'd probably do good as a detective lmfao

[@yousufkhan1720]

5:45 Mf did the clueless Private face

[@ahizzy5566]

Him laying into the robber's lineup of hostages tho 💀

[@davidbrooks9134]

Bro has that Tryon Lannister backstory 😂

[@lucidcactus2541]

Yeah and he’s more evil in the books than in the show because of it.

[@leonrobinson8180]

​@@lucidcactus2541I prefer show Tyrion. He was too loveable to go full dark side.

[@jameswho222]

the video got too real at 4:57 .... felt attacked

[@SiriusWolfstar]

“18 million. 1 million for each hostage.” He’s a dummy😂😂

[@ithappens9779]

Didn’t even have to click on the video to know all the hostages were gonna die at the end 😂

[@merk6809]

4:25 the "what" had me dying XD

[@Spookybozo]

Why is no one talking about that part more. I was fucking wheezing ☠️☠️

[@nicholas.presljak]

Bro deserves an award at this point

[@MardoMusicInc]

You do me a lot of favors w your comedy man, anytime I’m ever going through shit your videos never fail to make me laugh; I appreciate your efforts bro keep doing what you’re doing 🙏🏽

[@itsyaboiherman]

No lie....he had us in the first half😂😂😂

[@Quad_]

3:09 that reaction seals the deal for me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Stoneman39488]

BROOO THE ACTING, THE STORY, THE EDITING. THIS IS ART!!!

[@gorilla_85]

Not even 5sec into the vid and we all know Griffy is going to deliver!! Tha man tha myth tha LEGEND!!

[@brehst.1258]

Cornelius "about a five" the lady "excuse me" lmfaaooo I'm weak

[@bryce4724]

Was expecting the negotiation to lead to him joining the robber

[@vector_vector__]

He really didn't even wanna send that 10k

[@MisterChubz]

the “excuse me?” “sorry” got me dead

[@Grim_Azazel]

The sponsorship was too funny. I couldn't skip.

[@bimrebeats]

3:32 Sorry, but who dafuq scratches their head with a loaded gun 😂😂😂

[@struggler7089]

Cornelius sadly

[@stephthealmighty268]

@@struggler7089 🤣

[@nishaadjadhav]

this is one of griffys best.