When you're bad at hostage negotiating

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[@LongBeachGriffy]

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[@bigplayorrekt]

no

[@cleanTron]

Dude, you have a huge gap between your teeth.

[@lostowl5821]

This will go great with the gawk gawk 3000 tron from the last video lmao

[@RedMooseJesus]

That was whitest way to do that sponsor segment 😂

[@dre3448]

My man, Finna need that ngl

[@chickenwings984]

it’s crazy bc he actually has the ability to be a good negotiator but decided that watching the world burn was more satisfying

[@ijsbeer1499]

Nah, this is just how to get away with murder ;)

[@sstanford1331]

​@@kanilescott4381Yeah if you're a sad person.

[@scouticescoutice4994]

@@kanilescott4381 edgelord

[@WavyWaeYT]

@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 nice try buddy

[@jessieparker1690]

He woke up and decided to choose violence. Good on him

[@ashtonoak4370]

Negotiation skills: 🚫🚫 Motivational skills: 🔥🔥🔥

[@syndrac6254]

1 million to 10,000 is actually great negotiation skills.

[@farafyn2770]

​@@syndrac6254 actually, 1 million to 10 000 to dead hostages

[@therealgoat3367]

@@farafyn2770 Yeah If he had stopped at 10000 and the headstart that woulda been the best negotiation anyone ever saw. But he went ahead to fück it all up... Lmao

[@hmmm2706]

@@syndrac6254 18 mil to 10 thousand

[@chilout2496]

@@syndrac6254it’s actually 18 mill to 10k

[@bracata2-647]

"You're robbing a bakery" "I know you needed the bread but damn" 😂😂

[@prosens52]

That got me😂

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

​​@@prosens52 me too 😂

[@dayyvalentine4708]

Bars

[@Jeff-pp3qv]

He gotta get the bread some and how anyway😂😂😆

[@JuiceNotBlood]

censored yourself bro?

[@avithedev]

"About a five" "Excuse me??" Tears 😭😭😭

[@BasaraToujou10]

“Bout a 5” Excuse me💀

[@Blackhomeking12]

That sent me lmao😂

[@LilBaritone17]

I'm sorry...I meant a FUCKING DUCK!

[@freshswagga100]

Shoulda called her a gremlin

[@MunchSis]

He's a very polite robber for apologizing after lmao

[@jcgamer1650]

Let's be honest. She was probaly a 3 at best. He was just being generous

[@bigdrizzy2068]

"I think we lost the hostages" 😂😂😂💀💀 perfect ending

[@vulcan2050ful]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuasantana685]

I think this is society saying that we are in a hostage situation

[@retardedphil]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CigarDoug]

"Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

[@mindset6164]

@@CigarDoug wow wow wow......wow

[@OfentseMwaseFilms]

My guy, your acting is 🔥🔥🔥

[@nanakwesiadaboh699]

And scripting too shiish 🔥🔥🔥

[@LucCelny]

Wanted to upvote but had to leave it at 420 ✌️

[@itsyaboiherman]

Facts

[@hhere2stay]

honestly he can be in a comedy movie FR

[@InstructorMike]

Took his whole victimology and flipped it! 🐐

[@thelawrencee]

Hi Mike

[@elpollo7289]

“You could’ve had 1 million dollars & you settled for 10 THOUSAND… YOU ARE PATHETIC” had me dying 💀😂😂

[@justinkamara3237]

He not wrong tho 💀💀💀💀

[@skulckerker3060]

@@justinkamara3237 except he is cus that math aint mathin lmao, 300x7 is 2100 barely even a 5th of 10k

[@TrashTawk]

More like it had the hostages dying

[@eduardoelric9839]

He's not a bad hostage negotiator, he's just a really good coach.

[@YaoiLover4ver]

The ending was too funny. I couldn't stop laughing at the negotiator calling Cornelius "Coco."😂

[@ms.blackee7635]

😂😂😂

[@damienconstant2157]

« Oh my bad, did I say a young lady ? I meant a f*cking DUCK » 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 3:27

[@IAmTheRealUsopperGoddamnit]

The speech about the robber getting walked on all over his life was deep. I learn a life lesson from this video. Thank you, Griffy.

[@yoshiii9704]

the cia will speak to u shortly

[@Eggshd]

Then show them. Show all of us

[@YamzieMoyo]

If I see a bakery got shot up on the news I'll know it was you.

[@oddy1637]

Ayo

[@mauriciokenway9922]

Bro? 🤨📸

[@anthonyjohn6520]

Lost the hostages but gained one hell of a motivational speaker

[@piplup10203854]

I love how long he took to think if she was bad and gave her a 5 🤣

[@bustavonnutz]

I'm glad he finally stood up for himself, solid character development.

[@memecity9849]

Is it national hostage day or something? Griffy and Ryan George uploading hostage sketches. I love it lol

[@damienknight5655]

I was thinking the same 😂

[@ragedsycokiller]

Bruh I saw these videos next to each other and I almost thought they did a collaboration lol

[@braferaser1730]

Literally just watched Ryans video and this got recomended 😅

[@TwinBladeFury]

And they were uploaded within minutes of each other, seeing them next to each other in the feed made me pause for a sec lmao

[@leonnarddavis]

Who DF is Ryan George?

[@powerofanimegod5578]

Went from negotiating to a life coach 😭😭😂

[@itscapdc]

I know you needed the bread but this is ridiculous 😂😂

[@ernest2513]

3:20 had me rolling😭

[@MsAnthropoLogic]

“Excuse me?” “I’m sorry” 😂

[@vworldgaming]

A fucking DUCK 😂

[@meganscott3295]

“Ok CoCo” Man bitched him out before he started 😂

[@nathan-qcueparsons268]

I just always wonder how companies like BlueChew and Raycon feel after sponsoring stuff like this😂😂😂

[@shehanchanuka15]

They feel great😂

[@SkylarEmelio91]

He definitely showed everybody, mans had 7 hostages and let off 10 shots, all he needed was 7 bullets but he gave em an extra 3 to let you know he was serious about proving himself😤👏🏾

[@AJ-lw6jf]

“I think we lost the hostages” ☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@slavko321]

"saved us 10k!"

[@draco4880]

"I know you needed the bread"😂😂😂😂

[@clipped6963]

The negotiator has a 100% success rate of not freeing hostages, you gotta respect the consistency. One of you best videos 🤣👏🤣👏

[@jomertomale]

That was some good negotiation at the start tho. He treated him as equal and even pointed out how little is he gonna get from that hostaging.

[@quicobrujo3951]

Can we appreciate that Griffy is doing good staying sober? Marking it all in his calendar and everything! Good on you, mate!

[@tyreehopkins9195]

Ayy a fellow fan on both nice

[@Rudipu]

good eye man, love the little details in his skits 😆

[@Yeedo420]

He’s not spending all of his money on crack and Gucci belts anymore

[@BrianGlaze]

Eagle eye

[@solodolo6044]

@@Yeedo420 o m g 🤣

[@fluce721]

Bro went from negotiator to motivational speaker 😂

[@user-gh5kc7pb1k]

😅😅😅😅

[@Gabe791]

0:30 had me 💀 I’ll never skip a Griffy ad

[@rickdiesel9549]

*when you accidentally click the wrong dialog option and then have to commit to the rest of the dialog tree*

[@JalenKenobi]

The bread joke had me rollin!!!😂😂😂

[@khair7549]

Lol same 😂

[@troyh.2024]

"Cornelius going on a rampage and killing every hostage in the bakery store" Griffy: "I think we lost our hostages"

[@carterlemcke9036]

**. *

[@ndawana3002]

“Alright coco listen up” 🤣🤣🤣

[@wTwig]

"She bout a 5" "Excuuuusee mee?!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 homie is undefeated

[@blondie9422]

“Sorry” 😂

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

That part had me crying. 😂

[@brianpaulandaya]

"Is she bad though?" Griffy asking the most important questions

[@theculturedgentleman3699]

"is she bad tho" ".....about a 5" *EXCUSE ME?* LMFAO!!!

[@dakingizback5432]

The fact that he has yet to be cancelled, blocked, deactivated or anything synonymous is truly legendary

[@Yes-dx2rj]

He is black so obviously he will get away with it if he was white this channel would have vanished years ago

[@g59_tweaky82]

People have tried 😂

[@nojustno3331]

KZbin age restricts his vids now.

[@saladcrunch]

"the problem is you let people walk over you all your life" too real

[@KBganza]

The nicknames on Cornelius took me out bro 😂😂😂 ‘Coco’ ‘Coc’

[@Lamaradamsaudio]

Griffy’s acting 10/10 😂

[@repthe21st66]

Griffy and Ryan George releasing skits about hostages within 30 minutes of each other feels like there's some story behind it.

[@vincevvn]

Yooo that’s a huge coincidence. I don’t think they knew at all

[@shadowreaver752]

I thought it was weird too when I was scrolling through

[@outsidegamez]

barely any inconvenience

[@Hayes607]

Yo that's so true though. I didnt even realize that lol

[@originsdecoded3508]

Things aint what they appear in this world . Coincidences and synchronizations is part of that unseen subworld that surrounds you.

[@gabbylikeskicks]

this man is unstoppable. He got that superpower where having weird sponsors don't phase the audience no more.

[@jylematthew4149]

One of the best acting skits Griffy has put out. That “pathetic” scene was amazing

[@Smittumi]

"About a five" 😂 that whole section was brilliant.

[@Galaxy-MediaX]

Agreed 😂

[@TheSonzeK]

I like how he projects his own life into his skits. Well done!

[@mahdimalekzadeh6410]

holup

[@therealgoat3367]

@@mahdimalekzadeh6410 😂. Yeah that's what I thought too...

[@neempata3274]

you really dun said the quiet part aloud damn

[@johnxina7496]

His wife cheated?

[@youngleeyong2803]

Well 5:52 I mean the other guy saw that coming the moment you started stroking the robber's ego.

[@itsyaboiherman]

No lie....he had us in the first half😂😂😂

[@jasonvillalona1542]

He was actually doing good until the end LMFAOO "unclogging them pipes alright" soo uncalled for !

[@Troupe_Master]

Well he wasn't lying XD

[@Altair-El-Haddad]

Could anyone explain it to me? I'm on smooth brain mode rn

[@khalilgray6903]

@@Altair-El-Haddadbasically he’s saying his wife be getting piped by the plumbe

[@sapuez]

Griffy- “what’s your name?” The person- “Cornelius” Griffy- “Alright, coco.”

[@YourRichFriend1829]

The rest of the video he calls him Cornelius, who tf names their kid Cornelius? I know damn well the mother didn’t name it.

[@Quad_]

3:09 that reaction seals the deal for me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@feterunner]

"I know you needed the bread" That was an amazing line.

[@Luvan-7]

3:10 that 1000-yard stare killed me 😂

[@garrickoestriecher1259]

You could have had a million dollars, but you settled for 10,000 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kenyattaharmon1385]

3:16 "Is she bad though." "About a 5." 😂😂😂

[@yousufkhan1720]

5:45 Mf did the clueless Private face

[@trixexotic7032]

I think we lost the hostages😂😂

[@HeisenbergFam]

I like how Griffy did so many controversial skits in 5 years and he is uncancellable

[@insertname954]

​@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 Ok

[@ieatcockz]

Twitter just waiting for the one that offends people the least tbh

[@kimaniHyman]

​@@insertname954KO

[@PoorDummIdiots]

It's 2023 he's black he can run over 50 people on his way to wal-mart and get off on a warning you can't cancel him.

[@Pinkblobperson]

@@kimaniHyman Oh kay

[@4444ez]

When you go from negotiator to motivator at the wrong time...

[@bigharp0949]

“About a 5.” I HOLLERED across my whole apartment complex. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hank2815]

3:38 The government during the French Revolution:

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

The monarchy or provisional government?

[@williamthatsmyname]

Ryan George and Longbeach releasing hostage skits minutes within each other. This is a c ollab we all need.

[@shahomar15]

I literally thought the same thing 😂😂

[@AminePlayer1]

Damn right

[@MiloLego716]

Dude fr lol

[@veronicalacy8570]

I think so too. Anybody stupid enough to hold a backer hostage is stupid enough to finish the job

[@jacobd1984]

Listen, Thai food might be good, and chocolate cake might be good, but that doesn’t mean mixing them together is anything but a mess.

[@th3xact]

Bro actually got the guy's name within 10 seconds, he'd probably do good as a detective lmfao

[@action2771]

Homeboy went DEFCON 1 and had the audacity to be surprised 🤣

[@LivingGuy484]

Just when you think you know how the video is going to end, he chooses the chaotic evil route 😂

[@json7598]

It’s like any option in Detroit: Become Human 1. Motivate

[@merk6809]

4:25 the "what" had me dying XD

[@Spookybozo]

Why is no one talking about that part more. I was fucking wheezing ☠️☠️

[@djkataz]

I was waiting for Griffey to say “Show me the Money”!!!

[@Brother8237]

Hostages: “They had us in the first half not gonna lie”

[@rja.6303]

Not from the streets to the sheets 😭😭

[@rja.6303]

Griffy always wilding

[@Emson2008]

Fr

[@devonrakes7191]

Griffey: What’s your name ? Robber: Cornelius Griffey: alright coco listen up 😂

[@exstee]

3:02 d u d e 😧

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

4:30 AYO WTF didn't expect that twist 😨

[@ogjoepesci]

I like how you can just see the script at 5:17 😂

[@Multi.nucleas-]

Icloud notes😂

[@MardoMusicInc]

You do me a lot of favors w your comedy man, anytime I’m ever going through shit your videos never fail to make me laugh; I appreciate your efforts bro keep doing what you’re doing 🙏🏽

[@animationdude9]

I don’t know why, but the Cornelius not lying about how hot the female hostages was to him is easily the funniest part here

[@planetbob6703]

3:43 "So this is what we’re gonna do, Coco" I know it’s because of Cornelius but I choose to believe he’s naming him after the monkey

[@txwering7380]

5:02 I thought my dad was talking to me for a second

[@InstructorMike]

Awesome video

[@AverageCoxGaming]

Best plot driven video in a long time. Has me on the edge of my seat

[@devinclark9407]

I like how the integrator tries to defuse then instantly turn to eren gas lighting him to kill everyone

[@MsOs3333]

4:45 bruh this was me the whole video 😂

[@shootingstar9243]

He went from the negotiator to the instigator 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bimrebeats]

3:32 Sorry, but who dafuq scratches their head with a loaded gun 😂😂😂

[@struggler7089]

Cornelius sadly

[@stephthealmighty268]

@@struggler7089 🤣

[@davidbrooks9134]

Bro has that Tryon Lannister backstory 😂

[@lucidcactus2541]

Yeah and he’s more evil in the books than in the show because of it.

[@leonrobinson8180]

​@@lucidcactus2541I prefer show Tyrion. He was too loveable to go full dark side.

[@MisterChubz]

the “excuse me?” “sorry” got me dead

[@bryce4724]

Was expecting the negotiation to lead to him joining the robber

[@hollow8231]

Bro that ending tho 💀☠️

[@kidhavii]

That look on Griffy's face at the end makes a great twitter reaction meme.

[@archangeldeath]

When u find out she gave u herpes. Lol

[@Kenny_F91]

He may not be a good at negotiating but he's a great motivational speaker.

[@weedwhisperer6767]

This is probably the best skit I've ever seen

[@paradox_rl8399]

Dude ain’t a bad negotiator he just threw his dub out the window after setting it on fire 😂

[@silverbond6625]

What, that's actually a good strategy, trick the robber and make him give up himself 😂😂.

[@ahizzy5566]

Him laying into the robber's lineup of hostages tho 💀

[@nickdaplummaman]

LMFAOOO I’m deadass nick and a plumber🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@juanb8444]

holy fuck this one was amazing my guy, your skits just become better overtime lmfaoo

[@TheSeptuagint]

4:15 sounds like Griffy’s audition for the role of Kang the Conqueror

[@devonforsure260]

The bakery jokes are too good

[@tommyd9932]

Thank you Griffy, for yet again brightening my day 🤣