if musicians were honest

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[@francescocostanza6100]

This video was so good that it gave me several physical injuries

[@roughsharkangular2034]

Francesco Costanza No one gives a fuck about you chief

[@fattburger6801]

Somehow

[@tahj9855]

But that's a lie because this video sucked

[@thedefiant6244]

Francesco Costanza lol

[@justdarkjazz4020]

At least 3 of them.

[@crigmartin]

How curious is that he makes advertising of the pedal by saying it's a completely unnecessary waste of money

[@RudyAyoub]

Not a need, a want

[@crigmartin]

@@RudyAyoub an unnecessary *want* of money

[@thadjarvis9514]

Because it's so good he bought it anyway. There must be something to it... I'll take 5!

[@mindtraveller100]

All the best things in life are things we don´t need, we just want...

[@gilapo27]

Cristian Martín but don’t you want it tho? He convinced me at “did you buy a guitar pedal? “

[@HeyiPlayMusic]

"I found a job at a bakery.. I like baking now" This is more common than one may think..

[@fede22081]

That's such a good idea

[@TheSadMusician]

k

[@deeznuts-ch1xd]

oh fuck i’m a baker

[@lopolik]

@@deeznuts-ch1xd like Mike Baker the vocalist of Shadow Gallery, great band.

[@irieeyes12]

@@deeznuts-ch1xd me too lol

[@rikiishitoru8885]

Rudy Ayoub video checklist: Rudy is every character ✔️ One character is an asshole ✔️ Awkward silence ✔️ Guitar ✔️ Ad placement ✔️ Painful/abrupt otro ✔️

[@marunero3]

no 035

[@aleswanson4152]

035 x

[@francescocostanza6100]

Deep fried earrape ending ❌

[@jesstaymusic]

Bro ✔️

[@akifgunay6650]

Where is ear rape

[@guciablueblack6140]

Omg the comeback of Wife! My fav character 😻😹

[@jane3ta]

Gucia BlueBlack Mrs Rudy

[@coreyw5981]

Still my fav video and i wish more ppl that one!!

[@robaucoin5488]

Deadman damn, your comment hit me in some way emotionally, I want you to be my roady some day and pass me my guitar. Please wouldn’t you Mind. 😯

[@shibakusa7258]

Yeah, the person who plays Wife is the best actor in Rudy's videos so far

[@mishab4065]

the bro wife

[@TheToySoldiersHUN]

That riff sounded like some random Frank Zappa song. :D The title of the song could be: "Physically injured".

[@Rainmakeroffire]

Not the title - the artist

[@MrCosmonaut]

It actually sounds like Zappa's Echidna's Arf, not so random, huh =)

[@lucasdelima6147]

@@MrCosmonaut where

[@twins2936]

Somehow

[@Deliquescentinsight]

I like it!

[@OganySupreme]

Bro you so honest bro. Honest something else bro.

[@hombrerusode40anos72]

HAHAHHAHAHAH

[@gilapo27]

That transformed into the dumbest meme ever and i love it

[@shibakusa7258]

"I'm not honest" "Wow!"

[@DavidNwokoye]

Me: *Watches Rudy Ayoub's video* The air in my lungs: "Aight Imma head out"

[@Majik53]

....my car is this way...

[@failuretoappearband4971]

Hello there :)

[@azuk689]

i hope the air gets physically injured ..somehow..

[@patryksroka4783]

MattBlakk Guitar24.7 general Kenobi

[@arandomsupra]

I too suffer from sudden collapsing of both of my lungs when I watch Rudy Ayoub's videos

[@natural4145]

0:44 Me to myself after listening to my own riffs.

[@theirishpotato6588]

Same.

[@muro4796]

You also wish that you would get physically injured somehow?

[@vinylaustismsessions1109]

I wanna listen too

[@Viralityoflife]

Natural same 😂

[@Linnerd]

Me too 😭😂

[@patrickjones9278]

This content is essential for the progression of the entire human race.

[@tarekwayne9193]

Truer words have never been said.

[@Jaymzzz1349]

“I didn’t understand anything you just said” - me at Guitar Center when employees explain specs to me

[@Majik53]

Because they didn't know what they were talking about and it came out as pretentious gibberish?

[@Majik53]

@@Cake_Doge - Did you chug 500ml for that guy, bro? Chug another for me, bro...

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Oh

[@AM-we8hj]

Now I understand it all. After 13 years. I feel like a tech specialist now. i'm not.

[@eternalism8274]

But the expert tech in this vid didnt even know what string gauge he used for the setup?? i honestly think what the heck, how could he not know

[@GarethFerguson]

im going to start acting like this to all the musicians i know

[@jbain4750]

In all honesty I think that's a horrible idea. This is a great way to get everyone around you to hate you.

[@mikemcnomer5530]

@@jbain4750 Ima be honest with you, chief, I think you're a dick who should google what a "joke" is.

[@overvieweffect9034]

"I found a job at a bakery.. I like baking now" , where I actually get paid, like, with real money

[@dabo8249]

I love the way he finishes talking and just look to a side and walk away.

[@mysterygirl30011]

Yea. This type of akwardness can't be faked 😅

[@manaireem5738]

"i don't listen when you guys talk " XD this is so true

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

Isn't it a good feature for a bass player?

[@kennytennessee2078]

theres one in every band...

[@ExoticFireGirl]

Rudy could have a whole Netflix show by himself

[@adityadey4091]

And i will watch it in one sitting .

[@monabale8263]

say that if you buy their stuff, they'll give you free stuff. like M&M's...

[@calls7338]

"I didn't even know we had one song to play" I died laughing such a great video!

[@Module79L]

As Glenn Fricker would say "BASS PLAYERS! AAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!" XD

[@RC32Smiths01]

As coming from a family of musicians, this turns out to be a total nightmare, especially how we never hold back against each other haha! Really funny as always man!

[@afrocoolio25]

*"I can't make it at 7 because I don't wanna go." My mind has said that too many times.*

[@acapellascience]

Okay this is the best one.

[@JJPMaster]

wait why are you here

[@InfiniteDesign91]

You mean worst? I am unsibscribed because of this video.

[@FuzzImp]

Hey Bro, if we’re being honest. This is quality content. *Unsubscribes*

[@andrearuggeriofficial]

Somehow, don't know how, but somehow.

[@chasewillian9010]

lol.

[@champloon4224]

I’m the 999th like, nice I shall give the next person unlimited power

[@interstellardumbassery7514]

Hey bro, if we're being honest. This is quality comment. *Disliked*

[@FuzzImp]

@@interstellardumbassery7514 *bro*

[@slowedtracks5951]

"I don't need it but I got it anyway" *iphone users getting the next phone thats almost the same phone*

[@vhsorion]

imagine giving a shit

[@slowedtracks5951]

@@vhsorion so then why u replied

[@laurawatson6001]

Like how he smiled when he was giving them criticism. Aesthetically it looked like he was giving a compliment but verbally it couldn't have been further from what his face was saying. 😆

[@ds2td]

If musicians were honest, they’d all realize every electric guitar is just a bass but with more strings

[@jurnelissen7261]

*Davie504 joined the chat*

[@willdeebeest0322]

Hell yeah

[@fluosirius]

O M G

[@FuzzImp]

Smash like

[@vsquared6114]

Slap like*

[@joeyguitar2056]

I laughed so hard that my lung got physically injured. And the last one is so true.

[@belimfaux3082]

I like how every character has a different shirt

[@Majik53]

He must be rich to have so many shirts.

[@VOLAIRE]

Just gonna say you’re my hero for making this

[@aleswanson4152]

You're EVERYWHERE! 🥴

[@espurr6628]

𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 you commenting more than Justin Y

[@DavidNwokoye]

She's trying to steal my throne.

[@aleswanson4152]

@@espurr6628 Except she acually has talent. Justin Y does'nt do a damn thing other than exist as far as I know.

[@VOLAIRE]

Freakin David 😂

[@johanneschristensen3385]

"I hop you get physically injured somehow" I LOVE THIS VIDEO xDDD

[@wastelanda7x]

"Yeah I can't make it at 7 because I don't want to go" made my laugh out loud double forte

[@Gaditoo]

I never watch your videos on full screen just to feel the rushed and uncomfortable feeling they have.

[@caravan3636]

underrated

[@the_pathologist]

This might be one of my favorite videos you've done so far, excellent

[@zapper4945]

Me: *plays anything remotely similar to Smoke on the Water* Rudy: “I hope you get physically injured”

[@Boofedit]

“I also wish you would get physically injured... idk how but yeah” 😂😂 has me on the floor 😂👍👍👍👍

[@kristersd3867]

Nobody: Rudy: wishing himself to get injured

[@swiss48coffsharbour]

These are getting better and better

[@aaccount4292]

I keep coming back to this video, hilarious stuff

[@etsequentia6765]

I like how he didn't wish actual death on him, just physical injuries somehow. Such a nice guy.

[@user-xe6sm4jv8f]

2:37 Oh maaan, I didn't know you were me. Like, everything that you said here was 100% true to me. And I was that damn bass player that quit the band. Jeez.

[@Beltesassar_]

Dick move

[@hirayui]

Are you enjoying your job at bakery?

[@user-xe6sm4jv8f]

@@hirayui no i'm not, i'm a weeb after all, i don't like people

[@lopolik]

Thanks for the great entertaining videos, bro. Always watching every new one, makes me feel better.

[@isaacrumley]

Honestly hilarius stuff Rudy 👏🏼👏🏼

[@alexandresiemsen798]

2:37 the most accurate depiction of what's going on inside a bassist mind I've heard

[@Mr.H0LLYW00D]

This video attacked me in ways I didnt know possible😲🤯😔😌

[@rikmief]

"I like baking now. I hope you get physically injured" I see a whole line of new t-shirts coming up. Brilliant stuff!

[@myalaska8822]

honestly this is the best video so far

[@magneescalierdavid5808]

is it just me or Rudy is getting THICKER in every video!! keep working grl.

[@RudyAyoub]

i can bench a whole half plate now

[@espurr6628]

Rudy Ayoub lol

[@theboig6229]

Now it makes me wonder what happens when you ask him to play *wonderwall*

[@angelperezmonarrez9892]

Might be your best video yet

[@backovereast]

This was actually refreshing hearing all this honesty.

[@piggytripper3704]

I didn't like any of the joke, but somehow wished this video never ends. IS THIS TRUE TALENT RUDY HAS??

[@Jacob_Elwood]

LOL “there’s nothing I’d rather do less than help you move your amp!”

[@Cchiefgunz]

Dude, I think you are funny as hell! The, "I hope you get physically injured somehow" cracks me up! Plus, I have also listened to you play and you are an incredible musician as well as a damn good actor. I subscribed.

[@RockBottom1999]

I swear, those quiet reaction shots are pure gold.

[@plar4030]

The guitar riff kinda sounded like someone drunk af tried to write a Mario Kart song

[@khanyay6262]

That’s every local band talking to other local bands that are starting out

[@erosbifebeef5115]

This video was really good. Keep it up rudy

[@fuzzbrain913]

This is my favorite so far

[@_GRiM1]

I hope you don't get physically injured somehow bro

[@dhdjdjdjjdndnd3527]

no red brO? no 0-3-5 brO? brO you need to step it up brO

[@Linkinbird617]

This is the most well written Rudy video I've seen.

[@schmengar9896]

I enjoyed this. Thank you.

[@sebasarribas8646]

Bro who are these new actors? They are great cHiEf.

[@justlucamusic]

Nobody: LITERALLY nobody: Rudy: I HOPE YOU GET PHYSICALLY INJURED

[@vulfkachnanajza4483]

It's weird how I always enjoy every seconds of Rudy's videos but with a straight face.

you're back to top form!

[@khail127]

Does anyone know if Steve got physically injured?

[@Majik53]

Steve might be in Rudy's basement.

[@bak1358]

I laughed so hard my wife came in here to see if I was choking on something 😂

[@raziej]

Rudy you are a true trend creator chief good job man

[@wojciechlysko]

The best ad for a product I ever seen

[@ilyassaidi2064]

*bro why are you so mean bro honesty isnt douchebagery bro*

[@_.Mercury._]

The car is this way

[@hirayui]

Honesty isn’t douchebagery until you find a job at bakery and start baking honest douches, bro.

[@ilyassaidi2064]

@@hirayui *bro are you in Harvard bro*

[@duchi882]

*Basically* When musicians are asking for a Brofist to the face

[@WhyArentYouVegan]

This was really funny! Instant like, thanks Rudy!

[@RudyAyoub]

Vegan bro

[@turbo8481]

Pure gold. Spot on, was in a band for 15 years, really hard to be honest with people, no lie. Lol💯

[@fakhriaslan6479]

I always have to remind myself that he's talking to himself lol

[@RudyAyoub]

Me too bro

[@Hikaeme-od3zq]

Wow Rudy really wants Rudy to get injured huh

[@anthonyspencerii2013]

I've never rewound a video as much as this one. Pure hilarious savagery.

[@kikemac3195]

It's incredible brow, your videos are pretty good, It helps me don't get bored 😁🤘🏻

[@adrianforro]

Damn bro did you make that amp yourself bro, can you make me an amp bro?

[@julianpottermusic]

cool now do "if rudy ayoub made good videos" jk i love you bb

[@0Luxis0]

Whoooohohoaa! Character development at last! Hahahah Some new experimentations. this is looking pretty nice, man.

[@SaintTrinasTorch]

You go girl. You go.

[@killianassemat5115]

What we have learnt from this is that Rudy is a sadomasochist. Nice.

[@NikNocturnal]

Chief

[@ladenbin]

Chief

[@gavinnason4986]

Man these videos are gold 😆😆😆😆

[@till4405]

love the last one

[@CantaloupeEnjoyer]

Imma be honest with you chief. The video was perfect but where the hell is the deep fried bass boosted ending

[@ilyassaidi2064]

*Im GoNnA bE hOnEsT wItH yOu ChIeF* Edit : I got +300 likes. Bros, this is a milestone for me. My *cRiPlLiNg DePrEsSiOn* has finally been cured. On a Rudy Ayoub video.

[@gametoppler]

333rd like from my side. Enjoy your life chief.

[@petertahoe]

That guitar with the angled frets is crazy. Keep going, Rudy. The vids are funny

[@NickTheDrummer1]

This hits home way too much, atleast now I know what people are thinking when I play pubs shows

[@Daily_Bassist]

Wait a minute... “I h0pe you g3t physically injured 5omehow” Subliminal messages

[@fartvader84yearsago8]

Seems like nobody was physically injured during this video, i gotta be honest chief, i feal cheated

[@UnderratedRiffs]

Had to put real life on hold to watch the new Rudy's video!

[@Vojife]

I actually appreciate when people say "I don't wanna go" to invitations rather than making up excuses.

[@ReneeMarcela]

Is this your way of telling me you didn’t pay the bill?

[@RudyAyoub]

50-50 split b

[@ReneeMarcela]

Rudy Ayoub ill keep that in mind when buying ur bday gift 👀

[@Apost0345]

@@ReneeMarcela what did you get him?

[@venkatr207]

Rudy . You gotta buy your wife some new clothes man.

[@neil.graymusic]

That was highly entertaining, 5 stars 🌟

[@ThePinnacleSFA]

“Awesome set, you guys killed it”

[@Erdbeerheld1]

Title should be "If musicians were German".

[@twoheavens]

035 meme is not funny, i dont get it.

[@curfimo9793]

I don't know if you being sarcastic But if you're not, the 035 just means the first three notes of smoke on the water and he plays it everytime cuz that the only song that beginner guitarists know and it's funny Honestly the joke itself is not that funny, it's just the fact that it became a meme.

[@damnstraight3477]

the one about being asked to play something...... the biggest mood!!!

[@astroNexx]

the best Rudy Adobe video