This video was so good that it gave me several physical injuries
@roughsharkangular20345 жыл бұрын
Francesco Costanza No one gives a fuck about you chief
@MrCastleburger5 жыл бұрын
Somehow
@tahj98555 жыл бұрын
But that's a lie because this video sucked
@thedefiant62445 жыл бұрын
Francesco Costanza lol
@justdarkjazz40205 жыл бұрын
At least 3 of them.
@Its_me-Im_you5 жыл бұрын
"I found a job at a bakery.. I like baking now" This is more common than one may think..
@fede220815 жыл бұрын
That's such a good idea
@TheSadMusician5 жыл бұрын
k
@deeznuts-ch1xd5 жыл бұрын
oh fuck i’m a baker
@lopolik5 жыл бұрын
@@deeznuts-ch1xd like Mike Baker the vocalist of Shadow Gallery, great band.
@irieeyes125 жыл бұрын
@@deeznuts-ch1xd me too lol
@crigmartin5 жыл бұрын
How curious is that he makes advertising of the pedal by saying it's a completely unnecessary waste of money
@RudyAyoub5 жыл бұрын
Not a need, a want
@crigmartin5 жыл бұрын
@@RudyAyoub an unnecessary *want* of money
@thadjarvis95145 жыл бұрын
Because it's so good he bought it anyway. There must be something to it... I'll take 5!
@mindtraveller1005 жыл бұрын
All the best things in life are things we don´t need, we just want...
@gilapo275 жыл бұрын
Cristian Martín but don’t you want it tho? He convinced me at “did you buy a guitar pedal? “
@rikiishitoru88855 жыл бұрын
Rudy Ayoub video checklist: Rudy is every character ✔️ One character is an asshole ✔️ Awkward silence ✔️ Guitar ✔️ Ad placement ✔️ Painful/abrupt otro ✔️
@marunero35 жыл бұрын
no 035
@aleswanson41525 жыл бұрын
035 x
@francescocostanza61005 жыл бұрын
Deep fried earrape ending ❌
@jesstaymusic5 жыл бұрын
Bro ✔️
@akifgunay66505 жыл бұрын
Where is ear rape
@guciablueblack61405 жыл бұрын
Omg the comeback of Wife! My fav character 😻😹
@jane3ta5 жыл бұрын
Gucia BlueBlack Mrs Rudy
@coreyw59815 жыл бұрын
Still my fav video and i wish more ppl that one!!
@robaucoin54885 жыл бұрын
Deadman damn, your comment hit me in some way emotionally, I want you to be my roady some day and pass me my guitar. Please wouldn’t you Mind. 😯
@shibakusa5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the person who plays Wife is the best actor in Rudy's videos so far
@mishab40655 жыл бұрын
the bro wife
@TheToySoldiersHUN5 жыл бұрын
That riff sounded like some random Frank Zappa song. :D The title of the song could be: "Physically injured".
@Rainmakeroffire5 жыл бұрын
Not the title - the artist
@MrCosmonaut5 жыл бұрын
It actually sounds like Zappa's Echidna's Arf, not so random, huh =)
@lucasdelima61474 жыл бұрын
@@MrCosmonaut where
@twins29363 жыл бұрын
Somehow
@Deliquescentinsight3 жыл бұрын
I like it!
@patrickjones92785 жыл бұрын
This content is essential for the progression of the entire human race.
@tarekwayne91935 жыл бұрын
Truer words have never been said.
@OganySupreme5 жыл бұрын
Bro you so honest bro. Honest something else bro.
@hombrerusode40anos725 жыл бұрын
HAHAHHAHAHAH
@gilapo275 жыл бұрын
That transformed into the dumbest meme ever and i love it
@shibakusa5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not honest" "Wow!"
@natural41455 жыл бұрын
0:44 Me to myself after listening to my own riffs.
@theirishpotato65885 жыл бұрын
Same.
@muro47965 жыл бұрын
You also wish that you would get physically injured somehow?
@vinylaustismsessions11095 жыл бұрын
I wanna listen too
@Viralityoflife5 жыл бұрын
Natural same 😂
@Linnerd5 жыл бұрын
Me too 😭😂
@DavidNwokoye5 жыл бұрын
Me: *Watches Rudy Ayoub's video* The air in my lungs: "Aight Imma head out"
@Majik535 жыл бұрын
....my car is this way...
@failuretoappearband49715 жыл бұрын
Hello there :)
@azuk6895 жыл бұрын
i hope the air gets physically injured ..somehow..
@patryksroka47835 жыл бұрын
MattBlakk Guitar24.7 general Kenobi
@arandomsupra3 жыл бұрын
I too suffer from sudden collapsing of both of my lungs when I watch Rudy Ayoub's videos
@dabo82495 жыл бұрын
I love the way he finishes talking and just look to a side and walk away.
@mysterygirl30011 Жыл бұрын
Yea. This type of akwardness can't be faked 😅
@Jaymzzz13495 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t understand anything you just said” - me at Guitar Center when employees explain specs to me
@Majik535 жыл бұрын
Because they didn't know what they were talking about and it came out as pretentious gibberish?
@Majik535 жыл бұрын
@@Cake_Doge - Did you chug 500ml for that guy, bro? Chug another for me, bro...
@AbsoluteAbsurd4 жыл бұрын
Oh
@AM-we8hj4 жыл бұрын
Now I understand it all. After 13 years. I feel like a tech specialist now. i'm not.
@eternalism82743 жыл бұрын
But the expert tech in this vid didnt even know what string gauge he used for the setup?? i honestly think what the heck, how could he not know
@ExoticFireGirl5 жыл бұрын
Rudy could have a whole Netflix show by himself
@adityadey40913 жыл бұрын
And i will watch it in one sitting .
@monabale8263 Жыл бұрын
say that if you buy their stuff, they'll give you free stuff. like M&M's...
@GarethFerguson5 жыл бұрын
im going to start acting like this to all the musicians i know
@jbain47505 жыл бұрын
In all honesty I think that's a horrible idea. This is a great way to get everyone around you to hate you.
@mikemcnomer5530 Жыл бұрын
@@jbain4750 Ima be honest with you, chief, I think you're a dick who should google what a "joke" is.
@manaireem57385 жыл бұрын
"i don't listen when you guys talk " XD this is so true
@alexeysaranchev61184 жыл бұрын
Isn't it a good feature for a bass player?
@kennytennessee20784 жыл бұрын
theres one in every band...
@overvieweffect90345 жыл бұрын
"I found a job at a bakery.. I like baking now" , where I actually get paid, like, with real money
@RC32Smiths015 жыл бұрын
As coming from a family of musicians, this turns out to be a total nightmare, especially how we never hold back against each other haha! Really funny as always man!
@laurawatson60014 жыл бұрын
Like how he smiled when he was giving them criticism. Aesthetically it looked like he was giving a compliment but verbally it couldn't have been further from what his face was saying. 😆
@FuzzImp5 жыл бұрын
Hey Bro, if we’re being honest. This is quality content. *Unsubscribes*
@andrearuggeriofficial5 жыл бұрын
Somehow, don't know how, but somehow.
@chasewillian90104 жыл бұрын
lol.
@champloon42244 жыл бұрын
I’m the 999th like, nice I shall give the next person unlimited power
@interstellardumbassery75143 жыл бұрын
Hey bro, if we're being honest. This is quality comment. *Disliked*
@FuzzImp3 жыл бұрын
@@interstellardumbassery7514 *bro*
@afrocoolio254 жыл бұрын
*"I can't make it at 7 because I don't wanna go." My mind has said that too many times.*
@acapellascience5 жыл бұрын
Okay this is the best one.
@JJPMaster3 жыл бұрын
wait why are you here
@InfiniteDesign913 жыл бұрын
You mean worst? I am unsibscribed because of this video.
@ds2td5 жыл бұрын
If musicians were honest, they’d all realize every electric guitar is just a bass but with more strings
@jurnelissen72615 жыл бұрын
*Davie504 joined the chat*
@willdeebeest03225 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@fluosirius5 жыл бұрын
O M G
@FuzzImp5 жыл бұрын
Smash like
@MatthewStephen985 жыл бұрын
Slap like*
@belimfaux30825 жыл бұрын
I like how every character has a different shirt
@Majik535 жыл бұрын
He must be rich to have so many shirts.
@calls73385 жыл бұрын
"I didn't even know we had one song to play" I died laughing such a great video!
@Module79L5 жыл бұрын
As Glenn Fricker would say "BASS PLAYERS! AAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!" XD
@Gaditoo5 жыл бұрын
I never watch your videos on full screen just to feel the rushed and uncomfortable feeling they have.
@caravan36363 жыл бұрын
underrated
@etsequentia6765 Жыл бұрын
I like how he didn't wish actual death on him, just physical injuries somehow. Such a nice guy.
@joeyguitar20565 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard that my lung got physically injured. And the last one is so true.
@wastelanda7x4 жыл бұрын
"Yeah I can't make it at 7 because I don't want to go" made my laugh out loud double forte
@slowedtracks59515 жыл бұрын
"I don't need it but I got it anyway" *iphone users getting the next phone thats almost the same phone*
@vhsorion4 жыл бұрын
imagine giving a shit
@slowedtracks59514 жыл бұрын
@@vhsorion so then why u replied
@johanneschristensen33855 жыл бұрын
"I hop you get physically injured somehow" I LOVE THIS VIDEO xDDD
@VOLAIRE5 жыл бұрын
Just gonna say you’re my hero for making this
@aleswanson41525 жыл бұрын
You're EVERYWHERE! 🥴
@espurr66285 жыл бұрын
𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 you commenting more than Justin Y
@DavidNwokoye5 жыл бұрын
She's trying to steal my throne.
@aleswanson41525 жыл бұрын
@@espurr6628 Except she acually has talent. Justin Y does'nt do a damn thing other than exist as far as I know.
@VOLAIRE5 жыл бұрын
Freakin David 😂
@rikmief5 жыл бұрын
"I like baking now. I hope you get physically injured" I see a whole line of new t-shirts coming up. Brilliant stuff!
@alexandresiemsen7983 жыл бұрын
2:37 the most accurate depiction of what's going on inside a bassist mind I've heard
@k4cp3r04 жыл бұрын
The last one is very relatable
@シミズルリ5 жыл бұрын
2:37 Oh maaan, I didn't know you were me. Like, everything that you said here was 100% true to me. And I was that damn bass player that quit the band. Jeez.
@Beltesassar_5 жыл бұрын
Dick move
@hirayui5 жыл бұрын
Are you enjoying your job at bakery?
@シミズルリ5 жыл бұрын
@@hirayui no i'm not, i'm a weeb after all, i don't like people
@CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER5 жыл бұрын
I dont know any thing about music, I'm not even into music, but I come here for the sweet passive aggresive dialogue that really makes me believe all of these videos are based on grievances hes had with real people. And the awkwardness? Chefs kiss
@Mr.H0LLYW00D5 жыл бұрын
This video attacked me in ways I didnt know possible😲🤯😔😌
@Vojife5 жыл бұрын
I actually appreciate when people say "I don't wanna go" to invitations rather than making up excuses.
@zapper49455 жыл бұрын
Me: *plays anything remotely similar to Smoke on the Water* Rudy: “I hope you get physically injured”
@eliasswift29214 жыл бұрын
If this was musicians being honest, I can’t imagine what musicians being mean would look like.
@Boofedit5 жыл бұрын
“I also wish you would get physically injured... idk how but yeah” 😂😂 has me on the floor 😂👍👍👍👍
@andrefrazao92455 жыл бұрын
Rudy always talks about the physical injuries but never about the psychological ones
@magneescalierdavid58085 жыл бұрын
is it just me or Rudy is getting THICKER in every video!! keep working grl.
@RudyAyoub5 жыл бұрын
i can bench a whole half plate now
@espurr66285 жыл бұрын
Rudy Ayoub lol
@moonjanoski96375 жыл бұрын
September 11, 2001 has had an incredible impact on my life. I remember thinking that day that it was going to be something I would never forget. Hardly a day goes by that I don’t think about it. It was the day Nickelback’s album Silver Side Up was released. I went to Walmart to buy it. The cashier was crying. She must have already listened to it and was affected by some of the more emotional songs. On the way home I popped it into my CD player. I was blown away by it from the very first moment. I tired to stop at a gas station, but for some reason they were all crowded. I guess it was all the people going out to buy the new album. When I got home my parents asked me if I had heard the news. I told them I already knew about the new Nickelback album. I went to my room to listen to it. Every song was amazing and the track layout was perfect. The cover art was awesome. Chad Kroeger and the other guys looked like the epitome of rockstars. It was an incredible work of genius and I could understand why the cashier was so emotional. I had loved Curb and The State, but this was something completely new and different from my favorite band. My parents were watching the news really loud so I had to turn it up to drown that out. I played it on repeat over and over until I fell asleep. It was one of the most memorable days of my life. I can’t even begin to imagine what my life would be like without Silver Side Up.
@piggytripper37045 жыл бұрын
I didn't like any of the joke, but somehow wished this video never ends. IS THIS TRUE TALENT RUDY HAS??
@RockBottom19995 жыл бұрын
I swear, those quiet reaction shots are pure gold.
@theboig62295 жыл бұрын
Now it makes me wonder what happens when you ask him to play *wonderwall*
@vulfkachnanajza44835 жыл бұрын
It's weird how I always enjoy every seconds of Rudy's videos but with a straight face.
@kristersd38675 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Rudy: wishing himself to get injured
@johnyang7995 жыл бұрын
Something about this particular video makes me feel good. Because more honest and straightforward, less awkward.
@khanyay62625 жыл бұрын
That’s every local band talking to other local bands that are starting out
@nikolaicarrion78275 жыл бұрын
Rudy's ad placements are out of this world
@Jacob_Elwood5 жыл бұрын
LOL “there’s nothing I’d rather do less than help you move your amp!”
@obamagaming38025 жыл бұрын
"i hope you get something injured somehow" is the polar opposite of those bigs descriptions of how someone hopes, for example you break a leg
@sebasarribas86465 жыл бұрын
Bro who are these new actors? They are great cHiEf.
@damnstraight34774 жыл бұрын
the one about being asked to play something...... the biggest mood!!!
@plar40305 жыл бұрын
The guitar riff kinda sounded like someone drunk af tried to write a Mario Kart song
@darthnikogames48115 жыл бұрын
This is basically the video showing Rudy Ayoub's idea of a perfect world.
@dhdjdjdjjdndnd35275 жыл бұрын
no red brO? no 0-3-5 brO? brO you need to step it up brO
@jinxrogue7425 жыл бұрын
I find it so funny that the other guy just walks off after saying I hope u get physically injured and leaves the other guy just standing there
@_GRiM15 жыл бұрын
I hope you don't get physically injured somehow bro
@turbo84813 жыл бұрын
Pure gold. Spot on, was in a band for 15 years, really hard to be honest with people, no lie. Lol💯
@NikNocturnal5 жыл бұрын
Chief
@ladenbin4 жыл бұрын
Chief
@NICKWAPPERER1174 жыл бұрын
"I cant make it at 7 because I dont want to go." Im gonna start applying that to most things on my life.
@khail1275 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know if Steve got physically injured?
@Majik535 жыл бұрын
Steve might be in Rudy's basement.
@ankitjain23475 жыл бұрын
That opening was savage....poor old lad with the amp....brutal man....even though it was a sketch, it felt real hard...
@ilyassaidi20645 жыл бұрын
*bro why are you so mean bro honesty isnt douchebagery bro*
@_.Mercury._5 жыл бұрын
The car is this way
@hirayui5 жыл бұрын
Honesty isn’t douchebagery until you find a job at bakery and start baking honest douches, bro.
@ilyassaidi20645 жыл бұрын
@@hirayui *bro are you in Harvard bro*
@МаксимКобєлєв-у1р4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the world could have been a much better place if musicians were really honest like this
@killianassemat51155 жыл бұрын
What we have learnt from this is that Rudy is a sadomasochist. Nice.
@wojciechlysko5 жыл бұрын
The best ad for a product I ever seen
@bak13585 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard my wife came in here to see if I was choking on something 😂
@codysawmiller18925 жыл бұрын
All those skits were good and funny. The last one with the "my cars this way" line actually made me laugh out loud.
@justlucamusic5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: LITERALLY nobody: Rudy: I HOPE YOU GET PHYSICALLY INJURED
@the_pathologist5 жыл бұрын
This might be one of my favorite videos you've done so far, excellent
@Hikaeme-od3zq5 жыл бұрын
Wow Rudy really wants Rudy to get injured huh
@ThereaalSP5 жыл бұрын
That last one is the most truth I’ve ever seen in my life. Jesus Christ if that isn’t almost every musician.
@fakhriaslan64795 жыл бұрын
I always have to remind myself that he's talking to himself lol
@RudyAyoub5 жыл бұрын
Me too bro
@Linkinbird6175 жыл бұрын
This is the most well written Rudy video I've seen.
@duchi8825 жыл бұрын
*Basically* When musicians are asking for a Brofist to the face
@romzen3 жыл бұрын
The bakery lines are ripe for cinema. Loved the cadence and the expression.
@adrianforro5 жыл бұрын
Damn bro did you make that amp yourself bro, can you make me an amp bro?
@NickTheDrummer14 жыл бұрын
This hits home way too much, atleast now I know what people are thinking when I play pubs shows
@julianpottermusic5 жыл бұрын
cool now do "if rudy ayoub made good videos" jk i love you bb
@OganySupreme5 жыл бұрын
This video is so true. I've always wanted other musicians to be physically injured somehow. I don't know how, but yeah.
@ilyassaidi20645 жыл бұрын
*Im GoNnA bE hOnEsT wItH yOu ChIeF* Edit : I got +300 likes. Bros, this is a milestone for me. My *cRiPlLiNg DePrEsSiOn* has finally been cured. On a Rudy Ayoub video.
@gametoppler5 жыл бұрын
333rd like from my side. Enjoy your life chief.
@vlad_ponos56935 жыл бұрын
You're the best actor i've ever seen.
@CantaloupeEnjoyer5 жыл бұрын
Imma be honest with you chief. The video was perfect but where the hell is the deep fried bass boosted ending
@aaccount42923 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video, hilarious stuff
@Daily_Bassist5 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute... “I h0pe you g3t physically injured 5omehow” Subliminal messages
@kocatberman5 жыл бұрын
Bro if there would be a "make yourself frozen" kinda machine bro, i'd use it for 1 years just because to binge watch all of your videos you uploaded through that year bro.
@fartvader84yearsago85 жыл бұрын
Seems like nobody was physically injured during this video, i gotta be honest chief, i feal cheated
@Cchiefgunz4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I think you are funny as hell! The, "I hope you get physically injured somehow" cracks me up! Plus, I have also listened to you play and you are an incredible musician as well as a damn good actor. I subscribed.
@ReneeMarcela5 жыл бұрын
Is this your way of telling me you didn’t pay the bill?
@RudyAyoub5 жыл бұрын
50-50 split b
@ReneeMarcela5 жыл бұрын
Rudy Ayoub ill keep that in mind when buying ur bday gift 👀
@Apost03454 жыл бұрын
@@ReneeMarcela what did you get him?
@raghavsharma32113 жыл бұрын
That physical injured part got me crackin
@venkatr2075 жыл бұрын
Rudy . You gotta buy your wife some new clothes man.
@soniachoudhary66734 жыл бұрын
Lol he keeps it so REAL. Such a good actor
@Erdbeerheld15 жыл бұрын
Title should be "If musicians were German".
@Inflake5 жыл бұрын
“It’s not an insult, it’s actually constructive criticism”
@_marz035 жыл бұрын
This isn't funny. My dad died of physical injuries
@ElectronicLinux5 жыл бұрын
Not everyone can take dark humour. We understand you, hope your dad rest in peace.