If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation #9)

[@MorglortheMangler]

Shuckle: ”Ah cool I’m dead again yeah Shuckle.” Shuckle is always so positive and is best Pokémon ever.

[@SkelewizardTheGreat]

Yeah shuckle!

[@philipgelderblom6878]

With his attitude, you can do just about anything.

[@GRtogetaBIC]

Is unironically my favorite not leggendary pokemon, Clodsire, Galarian Stunfisk and Dundunsparce also come close.

[@pokemonbattler2537]

Arceus:god damn it

[@Mystery-e5f]

also shuckle can’t die it has too much defense

[@venkelos6996]

A few years ago, I came up with something of a theory that basically the thing underneath Mimikyu's dollar store disguise is actually Missingno, and that it was so desperate to be "real" in the game that it tried to impersonate the flagship Pokémon, Pikachu. This video makes me feel even better about the idea. 😊

[@JosephShemelewski]

Holy shit that's a pretty cool idea would make so much sense

[@Warriormon87]

They should make a "Kanto form" Mimikyu that is a Mimikyu without a disguise and have it look like Missingo and only catch-able along the coast of Cinnabar Island. And give its ability some glitch theme.

[@DaBabeeIsReal-pq7jg]

That's just a theory. *A GAAAME THEORY!!!* 😏

[@JosephShemelewski]

@@DaBabeeIsReal-pq7jg I'm not sure why but I've come to not like matpat very much he I'm not sure if it's because I got older or if he got more clickbaity and embraced it idk

[@Pyxis10]

​@@Warriormon87They won't. That would be acknowledging a failure on their part.

[@user-unos111]

Now I remember the torterras in the Pokémon live action movie. Those things were so massive that the pokédex entry seems beliavable

[@Ak-sm2qu]

This is the only way I can keep up with the dorkly lore at this point

[@SkelewizardTheGreat]

Monkey

[@RazyrDiarmait]

​@Savetion..lol

[@Stringspuller88]

@Savetion.. ratio

[@Grag235]

@Savetion.. What content? There’s nothing on your channel???

[@Gregtami]

​@Savetion..get a life kiddo.

[@airimee]

I love the attention to detail with the female raichu having a cut tail

[@Olpyhon]

on the other end the pichu wasnt born in a egg making it the opposite of detail. XD

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

200th like

[@ReaIHuman]

The more you think about the Pokémon universe, the scarier it becomes.

[@Dremag_Gaming]

It's a wonder there's any old people in it seeing how nearly everything can kill you, even a little cute thing

[@dark14life]

I try not to think about it.

[@xtentasticx]

Oh i thought the child would die or something on the torterra back

[@Exile559]

Let's not talk about the snail that burns at the temperature of the sun.

[@Unk0wn_stalk3r]

Man imagine a mewtwo just existing already is a scary thing lol

[@l_rbuttons]

Seeing Missingno being treated like that actually hurt my soul. He didn't deserve it.

[@omargustavomalavevargas9388]

He just…defies all laws of nature

[@crisrodriguez9359]

​@@omargustavomalavevargas9388and yet Arceus does nothing to either fix it or destroy it

[@TetrahedronDash]

@@crisrodriguez9359 Arceus is a bad father in that case to his mistreated son, MissingNo

[@Y0sh1no5am]

*Rips my eyes out*

[@Grave_gaming652]

Fr

[@kingjaries]

The whole Pokedex being completed by a child makes all the absurd entries make more sense haha

[@Radiation450]

Yeah there are so many insane entries that make zero scientific sense

[@ZhadTheRad]

Meanwhile Legends Arceus: a teen is sent out into the wild to observe Pokémon and report findings to the professor who then writes the dex

[@kingjaries]

@ZhadTheRad Yea it is amazing especially how the professor doesn't question anything. Then again he is letting them do this work at the age of ten

[@ZhadTheRad]

@@kingjaries the player character is supposedly around 15 in PLA

[@Curiosity103IB]

I really want to know how the protagonist know about the spoink...

[@greenportal9511]

We really need a content with Pokemon meeting their Paradox counterparts. I'd like to see Donphan interact with Great Tusk and Iron Treads or the Legendary Johto Beasts and Swords of Justice meet their prehistoric and cybernetic selves, respectively.

[@dragonboy882]

Agreed

[@Jerga27]

​@Savetion.. sure you do

[@IllousionsTrappedintheYouTube]

that’s just digimon dude

[@SkelewizardTheGreat]

Monkey

[@Stringspuller88]

@Savetion.. didn't ask

[@Hendricus56]

The "I'm gonna sue you so hard bro" was more fitting then usual. Considering both could be brothers

[@rnuke_rocket]

"Team Horny Vs Team Findom" for Seaking fans cracked me up 😂

[@SkelewizardTheGreat]

So you team horny or findom

[@DaughterOfDrakes]

I get the joke and I hate that I do.

[@inventivitygames4229]

You'll pay for it!

[@satyanarayannayak9216]

@@DaughterOfDrakes I don't get it

[@DaughterOfDrakes]

@@satyanarayannayak9216 Lucky you

[@robertstaples3256]

And then there's me, a real life fishkeeper who loves Goldeen and Seaking. I just wish they had much better stats and moveset, or at least a third stage evolution.

[@fazahasbi1838]

Are you a horn guy or a fin guy?

[@joeribaars5481]

Objection: both Jolteon and Glaceon are Eeveelutions meaning they have a shared ancestor, who went for needle like defence in a form of Parallel evolution to protect them from predators and protecting them from this SLAPP suit.

[@reactionlessssbu-clips2723]

Damn raichu giving birth instead of laying an egg 💀

[@sonubharamkar4238]

It's a rodent I think the give birth

[@DoggonePlayzYT]

@@sonubharamkar4238this is the Pokémon universe, where a mammoth lays eggs

[@Dbz_fan44]

​@@DoggonePlayzYTyeah

[@DXexplosive]

@@DoggonePlayzYTthe Pokémon world is weirder than I thought

[@ahmedaliyu1495]

Echdina

[@FuzzyStripetail]

I couldn't imagine all the roadblocks it would have taken to get through heaven when all the biblically accurate angels were really just Tetris pieces.

[@thebrownlantern5504]

And they're all line pieces. We finally find out where they were this entire time. Judging us mortals from above

[@gurvmlk]

@@thebrownlantern5504 If the angels are line pieces, then I assume devils are all block pieces.

[@DeskFan]

in life theres roadblocks **cuts to the roblox logo**

[@ExDixionconderoga]

@@gurvmlkno they’re the ones with 3 then one on top of one of the sides

[@hitavi4965]

Lefeon's dex entree: "It basically does not fight" Lefeon's base 110 attack stat: Am I a joke to you?

[@thelostwanderergames4287]

It slaughters not fights

[@Pihsrosnec]

​@@thelostwanderergames4287it's only a fight if the victim is on a level playing field

[@thelostwanderergames4287]

@@Pihsrosnec exactly

[@bleakautomaton4808]

You know, I would've thought for sure that old dex entry on Umbreon producing 'poisonous sweat' would be a literal dex animation. The silly edgy oc joke is good too.

[@Jaemaster-db7vc]

The espeon, missingo, and the victorybell dex entries are so good

[@dragonsigner]

Oh no it's a sonic the hedgehog themed catdog. Love it .

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

You guys are the best! My days are always better with your videos lifting my spirits! Longtime fan! Your team dynamic is such a joy to watch! Your joliness always puts a smile on my face! Always look forward to more of your amazing content! I’m so proud to be a member of this community! You're all Truly awesome!

[@SkelewizardTheGreat]

Monkey

[@HealthGage0336]

5:53 guess that Teddiursa will one day evolve into a blood moon Ursaluna. *with a vengeance*

[@demontamerbf18]

I didn't notice this was a compilation until I watched a bit of the video, normally I don't like compilations but the Dorkly Pokédex entries are so funny, I watched the entire thing.

[@ryproar11]

Nice missingno scene at the start. Rare candies for days. 😂

[@infinitemind3719]

I can just imagine a Scyther the Ripper scenario now. Either the trainer and their scyther, or just the scyther itself, going around cutting people up to get their blades sharper.

[@dragonsigner]

Shuckle needs to be the starter Pokemon . Go on. Adventures with ash, red, blue, Rusty, or anyone else. And it's best friend is bidoof .

[@henrynewgate9019]

Espeon's dex entry describes every normal cat

[@Charkis97]

The torterra one felt like an emotional rollercoaster

[@crimsonraptor67]

It’s cool that they actually accurately placed Missingno on the east side of Cinnabar Island next to the water where the trainer is supposed to be able to find it, iv only been able to accomplish this once in the game

[@annxu8219]

there is also level 132 Mewtwo

[@crimsonraptor67]

@@annxu8219 yep but it’s not always mewtwo it always depends on the multiple slots of of your name that is used, nothing new

[@annxu8219]

@@crimsonraptor67 ikr

[@generaltom6850]

Wait I thought you can only find it in Pokemon Red, not Fire Red

[@crimsonraptor67]

@@generaltom6850yea and?

[@Luminethereploid]

...where did they get a thunderstone? ...where did they get a COLLEGE DEGREE? God damn this is hilarious :D

[@MikeTheEnforcer]

I mean hey at least Torterra is calm and understanding.

[@tjmoore4415]

You thought you could hide the "If you like pina coladas" under all the Ursuring screaming but I heard it.

[@thechosenbeastdoesgames956]

Great work on 50+ literal Pokédex entries

[@brittneygarrison765]

This is why you don't age in pokemon, you have the forces of: life, death, literal god, etc

[@jackadams3878]

missingno: *BE NOT AFRAID* ash: *goes full on event horizon*

[@Xander_the_great]

That thumbnail is just… great..

[@Confom]

The luvdisc one is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever witnessed

[@corbinmoore96]

I like how as Teddiursa watched ursaring die in horror, an 8-bit version of piña colada was playing

[@ScottieMcDowell]

None of us will ever be as positive as that Shuckle😅

[@WevTheGamma]

YOOOO DORKLY IS BAAAACK, also, missingno is the most sane and normal "pokémon" in the series tbh

[@TravisRenegade]

Torterra is and always will be the best starter in my book. Nobody can take that away from me.

[@christianlazaro6085]

Shuckle must be the mascot of the mascot of dorky's Pokémon

[@ahorahayunnombreaquipuntopng]

I actually like the idea of Missingno being a biblically acurate angel or something like that

[@TheNeoVid]

So what would happen if a Torterra with inhabitants got captured in a ball?

[@solomonakudugu3090]

Finally Dorkly is back

[@summertime6785]

Poor Teddiursa is traumatized.🐻😱

[@Stringspuller88]

​@Savetion..skill issue.

[@sethhorst6158]

@Savetion.. ok, and who cares

[@kiwimations2053]

​@Savetion..nobody gives a shit

[@trevensjosyabhatla9425]

Ok.... So Grottle in volume 51 is now a fire and ground type

[@Greenkitten45]

So when you have a Torterra you could actually have multiple pokémon in a single pokéball? Interesting.

[@the14thgamer31]

Is this how everyone would react to MissingNo? Saying it's a biblical angel before ripping their eyes out and screaming?

[@aryshandono3249]

Poor Seaking. Even Feebas at least has fans

[@BonanaDuck]

I just feel for Missingno, he’s not even evil, he’s just a guy who unintentionally murders everyone that looks at him.

[@benjaminlewis2765]

We won’t stop until we have the literal entry for every Pokémon

[@ParadoxumParadisus]

"No, by all means enjoy the sunlight while you can... it will BE HARDER TO ENJOY WHEN YOUR SIX FEET UNDERGROUND" Best Luvdisc moment

[@shiloallard9790]

Awe the first one was sad but beautiful 😢❤️

[@one8s7n]

That's why you put rare candy or gold nuggets in that slot of the bag

[@Kwyjor]

I'm sure someone must have suggested this by now, but any chance we could see something like "If Star Trek: Picard was an RPG" or "If The Mandalorian was an RPG"? The old bits about Doctor Who and Battlestar Galactica were some of my favorites.

[@Jk-xf5gb]

Seeing scyther back and referencing the day the smartest pokemon series released

[@demigod_inc]

Beautiful work as always 🎉 Love it

[@e2011ugdia]

0:33 no egg?

[@TheYoungThree]

I feel so bad for Missingno like They need a friend bruh

[@killercroc99]

Sylveon's entry should just be it charging at dragon types while screaming a la its Ultra Sun entry

[@wasssyup]

Ah the bit with chuckle would've been freakin hilarious if he tried to hide under graveler.😆😂

[@peavine7849]

seeing machop hurl that many humans is actually impressive for how scrawny it is

[@WartortleFanBoi]

Pichu(later pikachu) and Raichu being father and son

[@Hyperion-5744]

MissingNo's existence is hell.

[@5Porygon]

Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :) Jste borci. Mám moc rád vaší tvorbu.

[@xvxvcaspervxvx]

Now we enter the Luvdisc villain arc!

[@NickyTheSwordsman]

We don't live in a Pokemon world and we should be grateful for that.

[@diamondmemer9754]

The idea of raichu giving birth instead of laying eggs scares me

[@SageOfSixSplats]

The pikachu graduating college was the most wholesome thing iv ever seen in my life

[@TheZipperDragon]

One day, in the far far future, i hope they do a massive compilation when they've done every pokemon.

[@Cubelikes13]

Missingno. My favourite Pokémon. I actually love that little guy so much I wrote my own entry for it in a Pokémon listing book.

[@TetrahedronDash]

I feel so bad for MissingNo ;-;

[@littleshot64]

It’s so cool to see dorky being inderpendent

[@UnstoppableGiant]

Didn’t expect to see Missingno in one of these! Brings back memories lol

[@Reclaim.290]

I feel bad for the pokemon glitch homy just wants to fit in don't we all😣

[@MaxWeb2599]

Maybe someday he can make friends without Pokeballs and getting them killed by a hundred bikes. 😢

[@oneworde]

It's been a long time since i have watch a dorkly pokedex entre video glad his still doing it :)

[@kaiza1993]

I need a mega comp with all the dex entries in order once they finish this.

[@greatsage4ever]

The Seaking bit is very true. More people are more passionate about Magicarp than Seaking.

[@Percussion-clips]

10:00 “oh I’m gonna sue you so freaking hard bro “😂😂😂

[@ericgonzalez934]

Only Luvdisc can survive the most powerful move in the game Litigation.

[@Acornup]

That first one was actually kind of wholesome

[@spacecats3236]

Shockle has too one of the main pokemon characters by now like perfect bidoof

[@warlockjmn]

Congratz!!

[@christopherwilliams2461]

That’s just wholesome

[@Sunlight91]

1. Pokemon lay eggs. They don't give live birth. 2. Sudowoodo is a rock pretending to be a tree. If slit in half you won't see any blood or animal organs. 3. Torterra is part ground Pokemon. Electricity has zero effect on him.

[@enclave4life_]

1 word = joke

[@joj5150]

who said rock types don't have organs?

[@Desperateashell]

OMG it's Super smart reds scyther

[@joshflorence2127]

This was amazing If u know u know

[@triview129]

Imagine a game where the villain battle for seaking horn or fin

[@Mr.rpg616]

Ooooh I love dorkly so much ❤️

[@betsywalker1137]

Just now realized: This is the new universe, everything is reset, Scyther hasn't met his smart trainer yet.

[@ChristianSandviknes]

Assumed that the Umbreon would be the nemesis of the Luvdisc, being a heart and all.

[@Osprey441]

This isn't a comment. It's a biblically accurate angel

[@simoneblasiotti4817]

5:49 katy:don't worry my little teddiursa,i'll protect you at all cost

[@wesleyoldham4222]

There's no way that Graveler would destroy Shuckle like that. The Graveler would probably just use Self-Destruct and the Shuckle would tank it.

[@Luigifan18]

Shuckle is weak to Rock-type moves…

[@dragtox]

that graveler most have used fissure becus those shuckle defense are to big

[@r3l1csvk]

oh,compilation,was thinking one of your earliers got taken down and this is reupload and betted that due to such a low number i barely remember what was that pokedex short about. 😂

[@Goggl35gtagvr]

glad they did missingno, can’t wait for bad egg and DPbox

[@LoneWolf-qq9oy]

3:00 and this is why you don't leave a 10 year old in charge of your scientific studies.

[@NexTnTMa5ter169]

I like this Series.

[@Listenandchillzz]

Now I know why pokedex entries was like that. I forgot that a 10yrs old fulfill those pokedex 😂