If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation #10)

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Unlike the unbearably sad ending to Paddington 2, Tropius growing delicious fruits around its neck was absolutely bananas.

[@insanegames46]

Bro sounds like Charlie 🧔🏻‍♀️

[@kingiflawentertainment9253]

Great pon bro 😂

[@RetroFanatic-Trapster2]

OOH, BANANA...😏

[@Miniskirt29]

LOL

[@tavanijorge2175]

@@RetroFanatic-Trapster2 dk64 music fanfare

[@viix3815]

I'm convinced that the Pokémon world is a dystopia.

[@barbiquearea]

No shit. You have ten year olds catching dangerous creatures to basically use them for cockfighting in order to earn money.

[@UnwantedGhost1-anz25]

Pretty much.

[@TheCelticCowboy98]

According to Japanese version, people marrying Pokemon and possibly banging pokemon is also a thing, So magical beastiality is cannon. That realization ruined my childhood forever.

[@barbiquearea]

@@TheCelticCowboy98 Does it still count as beastiality if you get frisky with a Jinx since they are basically just an oldly shaped woman with powers?

[@Cloud-ue5vj]

​@@barbiqueareadid you know that in terms of...

[@fakhereldeenelsidig5278]

If the Lillipup line are that smart and loyal, I would want one as a pet.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

I caught a female one in the Black/White games and named it after the dog I had growing up

[@bulbasaur15]

# 0001 When I first found out Lilipup has the ability Pickup in BW, it was open season! Caught my 5, named them Steve or Stevie (if female), and they all got to work. Free Great Balls, nuggets, medicines, and other good stuff before gym 1. All while grinding my starter and other pokemon for my main team. Irl, I would get pumpkaboos instead though and do all of this at night.

[@ParadoxumParadisus]

​@@crimsonmaelstrom573what was the name?

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

@@ParadoxumParadisus Heather

[@fakhereldeenelsidig5278]

@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist1 I'm Muslim

[@briishcabbage568]

I love how the spheal one wasnt gory like most animations (by this channel), and instead was cute pokemon being cute in the wrong place.

[@Jonqen]

Being cute in a unjust society is punishable

[@briishcabbage568]

@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist1 Shut up

[@commentsectionispissingmeoff]

​@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist1Sir, this is a video about Pokémon

[@cristiany140]

0:55 That digglet design with the legs out of the earth looks interesting

[@Quinn-Harrison]

I feel bad for him because there's still pokemon in space 😂

[@graywolfdracon]

Well he died when the ship exploded so....

[@stephenroot1012]

@@graywolfdracon And now chances are he is a ghost type one.

[@barbiquearea]

It would have been funny if his shuttle took off but while it space, it was intercepted by a flying saucer crewed by Beheeyem and Clefiary, and they decide to probe him.

[@barbiquearea]

Hell there are even pokemon in other dimensions. Basically there's no escape for this guy.

[@Llominous3495]

​​​@@stephenroot1012well now HE can do the crazy shit too, so hooray?

[@MrMeowstic7]

If it makes doug feel any better, space isn't exactly safe either, on account of deoxys and rayquaza probably being at warfare

[@vonfaustien3957]

The gen 3 games also had those moon and sun pokemon that were suposed to have fallen to earth as metors dosnt it?

[@manman-be7bv]

​@@vonfaustien3957yep solrock and lunatone😂

[@SymbioticVader]

I thought celestial was gonna be the rocket

[@kinglyzebra6417]

Not to mention there are plenty of Pokemon from space like Staryu, Clefairy, Minior, etc... That's not even accounting for the existence of Ultra Beasts

[@yunuda.scarlet]

​@@kinglyzebra6417 im stoping you there, ultra beast arent in space, they're in paralle world

[@tonygoodwinjr9293]

These Pokedex entries are ALWAYS the best. There is just a wealth of jokes you can make on the literal Pokedex entries lol

[@Husker_XIII]

This made me realize we're giving children access to creatures with world ending abilities.

[@brianpembrook9164]

Oh, don't worry. There are *so* many pokemon that prey on children the problem will correct itself...

[@zockingtroller7788]

But some of the Pokemon the kids have can be vengeful... Very vengeful. And that's if the kid isn't even dead

[@Eli-akad]

Haven’t watched a Dorkly video in years. Life been going crazy brings me back to simpler times

[@mrmoonpheonix7656]

"He has done six 9/11 in the past week" Had to rewind it 3 time to make sure i heard that right.

[@BuildinWings]

I'm so happy this channel made it. Lowbrow did a good thing.

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

The “Papa Aggron’s” slogan got me good😂

[@herrice3227]

The freaking Diglett in Herdier's segment 🤣

[@barbiquearea]

That scientist was short sighted for choosing to revive a Kabuto instead of an Aerodactyl.

[@vicpariah3444]

missed the live premier for this video, but still a super cool compilation. the pokedex entries are pretty dang hype. love this kind of stuff!

[@carryoncarrion4525]

I was NOT expecting that level of storytelling from a literal explanation of the pokedex vid- amazing ❤

[@MorglortheMangler]

Shuckle: “This was a great animation Dorkly even though I’m not in it yeah Shuckle.”

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

Therapist: “Above ground digglet does not exist. It can’t hurt you. Above ground digglet: 0:42

[@ultrainstinctbroly4333]

I love the accurate display of these disturbing Pokedex entries 😂

[@shiloallard9790]

Same 😂

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

It is pretty unsettling when they show the reality 😂

[@teamofone1219]

“I’m going to space.” Deoxys: Oh finally a roommate it was getting a bit lonely up here and he’s dead damn it.

[@nothingishere2837]

For the fossils they normally get rock as a type because they were fossils think of jurassic park filling in DNA but instead of DNA it's filling in a type with rock because it was a fossil

[@kellocouncil4121]

Had to read this enough times to stop a mental meltdown

[@nothingishere2837]

@@kellocouncil4121 Is that a good thing?

[@WarChallenger]

I could imagine cars, like we saw existed in the anime in several areas of the globe, would be a living nightmare for a lot of Pokémon. Joltiks being used to diagnose a misfire, bulbasaurs constantly being asked to retrieve dropped tools with vine whip, klefkis being used as templates to cut new car keys, and worst of all, any and all water types being constantly used to mix new antifreeze and clean the floors.

[@F14thunderhawk]

pokemon enjoy getting positive attention. helping out a car mechanic as long as they get poffins or puffs is normally enough i cant imagine any pokemon actually likes pokeblock (rock candy) over poffins (cookies) or pokepuffs

[@ThiagoGlady]

Better than being forced to fight until knock out 😂

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

actually klefkis hold keys they aren't keys.

[@ConnorSinclairCavin]

I really want to see these establishments as crossover locations now haha. That One tropus would be perfect for halloween subways… “subway… eat flesh!”

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Your Compilations are ALWAYS incredible guys! Suggestion: The strongest video game characters calmly debate who is the strongest!

[@nathanielbass771]

suggestion: strongest video game characters hold "friendly" competition XD

[@fortex900]

I recommend you research "Goku vs saitama" and rethink about that comment 😅

[@sparky-xz1nb]

I was expecting the Rhyhorn to be a reference to the killdozer (the guy that turned a bulldozer into a tank after having the local government screw him over)

[@Soniclover3593]

Not to be that person, but that would in FACT be an AWESOME name for a Rhyhorn. 👍

[@jairartis]

*APPEAR WEAK WHEN YOU ARE STRONG, AND STRONG WHEN YOU ARE WEAK*

[@barbiquearea]

Sounds like something Sun Tzu would say.

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

YES! LOVE your pokemon content guys! You're the best 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@oldbrokenhands]

So Doug and Alex have a hidden story in this series I hadn't noticed.

[@Kpimpmaster]

I always thought they didn’t resurrect the Fossil Pokémon they just cloned them which is why they always start out at level 1

[@angelpadilla952]

The feet on that diglet always make me crack up

[@Scaphism_]

Bro I feel Doug’s pain, imagine living in a world where people are out numbered by terrifying creatures that can control weather after being told by a preteen

[@barbiquearea]

One skyscraper Rhydon can't knock down is Gigantamax Duraludon.

[@Itsdirtnaptime]

Attention to small details.... it is where the humor lies. "Who knows his own name? You do."

[@VerdeMorte]

Tropius is the most underrated PKMN *PROVE ME WRONG* (Also they should have given it a Sca/Vio Future form based off a helicopter...)

[@nunyabiznes33]

He should have gotten a form or evo in Alola. He's the tropical poke ffs

[@VerdeMorte]

@@nunyabiznes33 Very true, in fact many of the Pkmn added in Sun/Moon were intended to be evolution forms. It's pretty easy to spot if you look closely...

[@lordm1732]

It was one of the best in this gen random battles for a long time.

[@kingjaries]

The Spheal lineage was one of the few tamed entries

[@AshKetchum......]

Appear weak when you're strong and strong when you're weak

[@isaacgraff8288]

Kinda surprised they haven't touched on how Primeape because and Annnhilape by rage-dying and coming back for another round.

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

it's in another vid

[@EtherealEyes1]

Kabutops was one of my favorite pokemon when I was a kid first playing pokemon red lmao.

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

makes you wonder if kabutops is a recent evolution instead of an ancient one.

[@BiggestPhangirl]

Imagine if that Pidgey hadn’t used Hurricane. He could’ve seen Deoxys!

[@huilee525]

YAY more horrifying facts of pokemon!!!

[@TheoneGuyYT]

4:11 What the Royal Pear Doing?

[@yaboyisya]

That's what I'm saying!!!

[@KryselITG]

If anyone is interested in scenarios like this realized in all its gruesome glory, I recommend reading the fan fic "Poke Wars". Turns out, Ash and Pikachu should have been impaled by those Beedrills, And the mere presence of most legendary pokemon would cause the extinction of many ecosystems.

[@RogueHeavenX]

Your videos are hilarious and fun to watch, keep it up 👏

[@dragonitekariyu]

glad you still uploading pokemon contentt, really appriciated, loyal subs from OG

[@littlebighedgehog1588]

There I am in the Patreons! =D Thanks again, Dorkly!

[@tu4764]

3:02 I shall escape to the one place that has not been corrupted by Pokemon!!.... SPAAAACCCCE!!!!!

[@julianheredia2281]

3:46 flip ur screen upside down and the rocket looks like it has a face

[@Tails_Gaming]

True

[@carlosgarza400]

If those aren't restaurants in the games it'd be a crime

[@apollolux]

NGL, it would've been neat if there were a Spheal entry that had a cameo of Drawfee Julia's "Spheal" (probably as a background extra or some other similar easter egg) while Dorkly and Drawfee were still under the College Humor banner.

[@mastertadakatsu]

Love that SimCity SNES skyscape in Ryhorn's Dex skit

[@shivateja9417]

3:42 Shuckle fans here 🙋❤

[@wizhellrat]

Same here. 🙋.

[@5Porygon]

Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :) Jste borci. Mám moc rád vaší tvorbu. Zdraví Nogy.

[@ASChambers]

Every time I see a new one of these I give a little cheer because I know I’ll never be disappointed.

[@jaynoir8937]

Hannibal Tropius and killer Dragonite need to make a movie

[@King_of_Blue-Eyes]

We need more of these episodes! 😂

[@GregTheLion]

Listen if anything is gonna get me into a Smolive Garden, it's a group of happy Spheal!

[@audreymallonee5719]

I vaguely remember watching a pokemon johto episode where a Yanma is an absolute menace to society and destroys windows 🤣

[@camwyn256]

We need a Peanut Butter compilation!

[@brandonhiatt2546]

I would totally eat at Smoliv Garden and Flapplebee's.....would i get kicked out if i bring in my Hydreigon?

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

(Arms nuke) Yes.

[@hoanganphanle]

As the saying go: If you bring a Spheal, they kick you out, but if you bring a Hydreigon, you kick them out

[@yum976]

Have I just witnessed a Diglett's ENTIRE body?!

[@spacecraftthing3518]

It has returned. The end is near.

[@epicbosco]

Wait a minute, did that Lilipup evolve as the trainer grew older? That's so sweet

[@adblader1514]

This Diglett 😂😂😂

[@Nephalem2002]

I wish i was raised by a Stoutland. bro looked like he was about to start quoting the art of war

[@normnorm5749]

Now whenever I see Tropius I just think RoyalPear At least I remember that that pokemon exists

[@Tails_Gaming]

Same lol

[@lesterivan282862]

Lmaooo the freaking lilipup quoting the Sun Tzu was the funniest shit ever

[@kiwble]

HELP THE CANNIBAL TROPIUS 😭😭😭 4:14

[@ekimdavis1021]

4:50 is that based off the Alolan Graveyard at beginning of the game ? Kinda looks like it. Also 5:19 was Kabuto's voice based off the show ?

[@blackmagician7645]

Those Pokemon restaurant puns.

[@xLevyGSx]

9:24 PAPA AGGRON'S, "Better Ingredients. Better. OH SHIT, AN AGGRON!"

[@gawbe]

"Comon Ryhorn! We have to do the water gym tomorrow!"

[@davidquintana2918]

Slowburger king would’ve worked too. Slowking could replace the mascot.

[@barbiquearea]

So would Taco Bellsprout.

[@TheLordOfAllSaiyans]

8:14 I feel bad for Rhydon 😢

[@averagecookingshow]

“I’m talking about how you Ryhorn has done *SIX* 9/11’s”💀

[@yahwehisdead]

5:00 That background is from zombies ate my neighbors.

[@demenitusthehedgehoglitch5603]

Fun fact: humans in the Pokemon world are built different (only possible explanation for survival of the human species in a world where a camel can cause mass volcanic eruptions by screaming) So it's quite possible that an average human of the Pokemon world can easily solo Dwayne "the rock" Johnson

[@chonflis3834]

That makes the most sense

[@logeyperogi1805]

I’ve never gone to Smoliv Garden, Papa Aggron’s or Flapplebee’s, they seem like fine dining establishments

[@janyabut576]

the whole lillipup line has read sun tzu's art of war

[@Insimious]

1:10 okay "stalin"

[@N-tw3rpjxjxkbknbofaefjsjwbdndj]

Oh god

[@AngelOfNoMercy]

@0:50 that is so cursed, what is up with that digglet?

[@acebluekiller1330]

THE DIGLET WITH LEGS OMG THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD 😂😂😂

[@Wicks_Picks]

Kid: aww Ryhorn🥲 Rhyhorn: Am….. Am I a Monster??😳🥺 Rhydon: I am a Monster 😮😢😢😫😫

[@jmaxsupreme3524]

I enjoy these videos

[@El_Presidente_5337]

Wasn't this series something that started years ago? I haven't seen this channel in half a decade lol

[@ZaneYoung-xy1dk]

1:50 hey it's mother 3's map

[@badgerlord5390]

I bust out laughing every new pokemon restaraunt franchise I heard

[@odairjunior8826]

Congratulations on this vídeo, amazing work

[@jfiffl7]

Whenever your lead to question a Original, Later day and Pirated Version of a Universal game

[@GiubileiFernando]

Just like Spheal I'm also happy when I clap-clap-clap

[@mysticxiiii]

Therapist: Hannibal Tropius isnt real and cant hurt you. Hannibal Tropius:

[@tyrellemmond]

You should do what if pokemon attacks were literal

[@barbiquearea]

Makes you wonder why anyone would want to go to gyms or stadiums to watch pokemon battles up close and not fear for their lives every time a pokemon use cataclysmic attacks such as earthquake or hurricane?

[@slumbersome1177]

Feels like its been ages

[@sonicexe_enjoyermoved]

Royalpear being wild 💀

[@Banan_group-leader]

4:15 me when I see tropius: that is an adult royalpear

[@DemonDon432]

Damn these videos make Pokemon universe seem dark as hell 😂

[@Tential1]

4:20 imagine if this was true for "adult content" workers.... 😂😂😂

[@brendanlee8844]

“Ryhorn has done 6 9/11s this week”😂😂

[@gnariusmnym1964]

Great Channel!

[@Oscurio-ek2wz]

Im loving the Pokémon in different game scenarios like the Baltoys in ZAMN