If Poundmates Worked Realistically

I imagine this is how Poundmates really work.
#likeadragon #infinitewealth

[@DW9427]

I'm surprised Akiyama didn't fall asleep the second he sat down on the plane.

[@pamtheman5748]

Someone probably kept bothering him.

[@YaM8Kraken]

Unless he sometimes has nocturnal lagophtalmos...

[@thunderlord3747]

Some kid was kicking his seat.

[@regularguy4504]

Kinda hard to sleep with noisy people around

[@darko7432]

I'm loving the 😐art of everyone.

[@RainbowFishcakes]

I want to see him go :D

[@gianncmedina7805]

​@@RainbowFishcakesMe too lol

[@SycloneDx2]

This actually makes the price of hiring him pretty fair

[@orokanamame]

This barely covers his round trip, if we're counting it by Yakuza exchange rate, and makes him lose cash in real world exchange rate.

[@ProfesserLuigi]

​@@orokanamame $100,000 would surely cover the price of a round trip ticket from Japan to Hawaii, right?

[@orokanamame]

@@ProfesserLuigi my bad, mistook it for 100k yen.

[@Le_Dom]

On the other hand, Revolve's bartender is the same price and he can charge you that much if the fight is right outside his bar

[@E-A47]

@@Le_Dom The money is for the high quality ingredients

[@realkingofantarctica]

Plot Twist: This is how Akiyama made his money.

[@totalhydration5240]

this is how Akiyama obtained infinite wealth

[@borrelsworddragon9276]

Jesus Christ Akiyama was asleep so long he’s still using a flip phone😂🤣

[@nokia.s3350]

Imagine you getting called from a friend on Hawaii....... Just for help him take down his enemy in one simple turn (20 secs). And then "Alright, your job's done. Here's your payment. You can go back." 😂

[@MrMattimation]

Not even a friend. A friend of a friend calls you and tells you to fly across the world.

[@real_cooki3]

For 10 million yen? That's about 67 grand in USD, I'm in

[@nokia.s3350]

@@real_cooki3 unless, the fight is already over as soon as you came 😅

[@NamineSaeChannel]

​@@real_cooki3its 100K dollar (since yakuza has 100:1 exchange rate). Its quite worth it lmao

[@DaNNteNewst]

@@nokia.s3350you still get $100k, so why not?

[@Sputnik_Man]

The reason Akiyama's poundmate is expensive because you have to pay for his airplane ticket as well as his cargo of cash

[@bananabuns9007]

imagine akiyama stepping out of a taxi to see ichiban rolling around in pain, go back into the taxi, and drive off back to the airport

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

0:31 I love the idea of Akiyama catching his breath then immediately is like "alright I'm ready"

[@bebrasmachnayq5691]

Kasuga:oi Akiyama san,i need help Akiyama:here i go! 7 hours and 50 minutes later... kasuga:Thx for help akiyama bye bye Akiyama:☹☹

[@teodoris7880]

AKA If Kasuga wasn't delusional.

[@MadDogMusashi]

He'd be napping more often than not XD

[@ItsDanbo]

The reason why it works is cause Hawaii is like 12 hours behind Japan so Akiyama still has 4 hours of leeway

[@ttilah___]

cant get over speed star being the music for his special attack ‼️‼️ FUCK YEAHH

[@thatguy763]

I like how Akiyama understood what he had to do after hearing "Delivery, comin' at you!" Sadly I'm pretty sure that attack costs more than $100,000

[@stillwinston3765]

Akiyama be like "Aight imma head over there." with a perfectly blank expression lol

[@AdamCartel]

Akiyama took so long that he went from Yakuza 4, then 5, then 8.

[@Trisaaru]

Yakuza memes are my lifeblood atm. So good.

[@icesight3626]

your lifeline even

[@mjc0961]

Smashed the like button as soon as it cut to Akiyama asleep We don't get enough of sleepy Akiyama these days

[@thefirstofthelastones8952]

*Summons in RPGS* "Why have you summon me?" "Oh great mighty being of this land... Help me and my party smite our enemies so we could continue this journey of righteousness!" "Very well then, it shall be done!" *Summons in Like a Dragon* "Hello" "Hey man me and the crew are about give a bunch of jerks an @$$ beating mind giving us a hand?" "Sure where you guys at?" "We're in front of the convenience store on north street." "Aight on my way!"

[@user-ic1ic5nb6p]

ofc akiyama still uses a flip phone

[@kelvinc]

If Poundmates were accurate, all the American Poundmates would be 25% more expensive for taxes and tips.

[@Thenamelessnomad]

It would've been amazing if his summon started with him asleep like that.

[@mr.marvin]

I wish they gave you the option to summon legendary poundmates and have the show up during battles as well.

[@kerrowe]

A mod does that at least thankfully!

[@JunGaGotoku]

which one?

[@irsyadiaryadiva9430]

Akiyama be like: "At least I have my holiday"

[@nexus2046]

And then Akiyama fights Ichiban to compensate

[@tomraymond6201]

The fight would have the same difficulty as Tendo

[@TheDanteswoman]

having an old ass handphone in smartphone era is just Akiyama things

[@tsunfish9443]

This is such a peak edit

[@Khemikal_X]

Bro the edit from different games was flawless 🤙

[@gianncmedina7805]

Aye real talk Aki prolly rents Fast jet so he could help his bros and Fam while simultaneously looking cool and sauve by arriving on time to lend a helping hand

[@Windwakerin]

I love every bit of this video! 😂 well done. I can confirm that's Akiyama Style.

[@billcipher147]

This is beautiful.

[@tombraiserzombie2581]

Oh and factor in that half the time he’s in Singapore

[@timestriker3007]

Can’t get over how his hair makes him look upset

[@dankdankeryetdanker2726]

I knew the stair scene was going to show up.

[@paul2609]

The quality of your shitpost is getting better and better, love it

[@Neskess]

''Okay got it''

[@BigBeakson]

Love it! ❤

[@LordChrome375]

“Hey how’s it going?” “DELIVERY!”

[@Cryptico7]

This is how Akiyama went to Hawaii. Nice 😃👌

[@_syuri7676]

Akiyama Teleport?

[@alejandropulidorodriguez9723]

splendid

[@cheetin6553]

bro have money but still fly commercial 😂

[@anthonyvang881]

We need the rest of the Kamurocho Poundmates for Ichibum •_• lmaoo

[@ladisloved]

Akiyama does not pick his phone, he is very busy buisinessman(sleeps all day(litteraly me)).

[@mainaHighway]

It takes time to be Poundmates. 😐😐😐

[@livenishikireaction]

ten years in the joint

[@Trisaaru]

made

[@denos1699]

You

[@breadburner7276]

a

[@Ticketman99]

Rich boi

[@pato6738]

Also calling Kazuki and Yuta, PCF or Sayama they should be like "OMG Kiryu-san is that you!?" Since they decided to not meet but still add them as poundmates damn Im so mad about this

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

Me in like a dragon calling majima in the majima and saejima fight in new game plus: Majima: sorry kyodai but i got a request

[@snowpysnowbell]

And how akiyama end up in singapore?

[@breadburner7276]

wait then how fast was yamais boat then

[@Kosimo]

Don't think about it.

[@sashapinesnguyenhienhoa8003]

7 hour later what is this about ichi ?

[@wooseokkim935]

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 You need to make Majima with that face 😂

[@GruppeSechs2004]

The 7:50 plane ride is only the plane ride

[@KimChoDing]

돈도 뿌리면서 싸우잖아! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@yaswanthsai7574]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@la912]

Lmao

[@prithyachan333]

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

[@user-sw4ff1sd9z]

これは草、まぁ現実的に考えるとそうだよなw

[@acedefective5410]

._.

[@user-gz1qg7ox3w]

😐😐😐😐😐

[@user-ii8jo1ib9y]

そ　り　ゃ　そ　う　だ

[@StupidnUnhinged]

i hope you know this is probably my favorite yakuza video now