IF SIRI, ALEXA + GOOGLE WERE HUMAN [Turning Digital Assistants into Cute Girls]

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[@epicwocky]

Lavendertowne: Cortana: am I a joke to you?

[@ruhrohreaper]

Oml,, i read this and realised I’ve been pronouncing it like: corneta.... What is wrong with me I-

[@StellarSkiesX]

That was my first thought, but then I remembered Cortana from Halo who pretty much already represents it

[@Celestiiiial]

Lol what is that

[@StellarSkiesX]

@@Celestiiiial Halo is a video game by Microsoft, and in the game Cortana helps the main character, Master Chief (she's pretty much the OG digital assistant in a way)

[@izzy3993]

cortana pisses me off, I never say anything close to cortana and she pops up mid game, but when I do say cortana she doesn’t do anything

[@gboppy21]

“ I am gonna make siri savage” Siri: Imagine that you have 0 cookies, then you split them among 0 friends, see? it doesn’t make sense. and Cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. and you are sad you have no friends.

[@Julia-wi6ir]

Oh yeah siri said that to my once and I was shocked

[@benplayz5248]

How did u make it say that

[@gboppy21]

BenPlayz52 what us 0 divided by 0

[@carolinadeitz520]

sooo tru :

[@lailas-in-space]

i did that before and it was hilarious XD

[@novpai9204]

My favorite is OBVIOUSLY the totally Lavender Towne made Cortanna!

[@theactualNDJoJo]

@Floofball Sof nah lol, she's from Halo

[@aquacotori]

@Riko-Chan She probably doesn't own it or ran out of time for drawing, or simply it was for laughs.

[@padisleiero]

I was so confused I was like “wait a minute is this a joke or” XD😂

[@theactualNDJoJo]

its just a joke yall, the assistant and the character share the same name is all :P

[@elydeviant3204]

@Floofball Sof Microsoft Named their Assistant Cortana after the AI Named Cortana in Halo , Because Halo is one of the most popular Exlusive Xbox game

[@ollie-doll]

lavendertowne: alexa is nice and innocent alexa: gives snarky reply about her drawing

[@gelosoriano]

My thoughts exactly. Lol!

[@k1n5h0]

_I don't have an opinion on that._

[@potatochip3882]

Google has a crush on Alexa

[@nicolasaguilar976]

@@potatochip3882 yeah they do

[@HeyImNicku]

Design girls for each element! Like fire, water, earth and air!

[@the.ladybug]

That's actually a really good idea,I feel like I'll be the one to like the fire element most of all 🔥

[@imdoingthisnowreally]

That sounds cool. I would do that myself, but if lavender Towne does it then I'll be accused of copying. But also, that'll be so fun to do😭

[@user-vn1xp7xk1e]

Until the fire nation attacks

[@lovelygacha450]

Nicholas Budovec what about wind

[@HeyImNicku]

Another one of those Gachatubers air= wind

[@cmcshane2740]

Lavender: how do you look? Siri: *shiny*

[@shopliftedtiara]

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck~

[@imdoingthisnowreally]

@@shopliftedtiara haha. That's funny because it is a reference to Disney's "Moana", and the giant crab(forgive me for not remembering his name) made a song called "Shiny". In this essay, I will-

[@shopliftedtiara]

Scrub the deck, and make it look *shiny*

[@faithmarcum9009]

Me: how do you look? Siri: ( long weird explanation )

[@starcastic1933]

MoonDasher Amara I THOUGHT THAT TOO XD

[@kaffebar]

Lavender:*talks about how she liked siri's old voice* Lavender: Anyways she's pretty useless.

[@savannah9593]

Koffee cup this is how people describe me, honestly

[@kaffebar]

@@savannah9593 Lol relatable.

[@mothiestman4995]

The personality you gave Alexa perfectly fits mine. She once got overwhelmed by an animated conversation between me and my dad and decided the only way to remedy the situation was terrible beatboxing. She also apologizes a lot and knows a lot of dad jokes.

[@charlottek8166]

"I want to make Alexa the most innocent" *gives Alexa a virgin killing sweater*

[@allannamorning7718]

Iknow what you mean.

[@StxckyBxurritos]

you complaining? 😤

[@kaoset1237]

The back of dat thing shows innocent alright ;P

[@solucanbeyinli]

LITERALLY

[@charlottek8166]

@@samarnadra lol, it's a type of sweater with a hole in the back. You can look it up on Google.

[@theobeo1440]

"These tech companies are allergic to saturation it seems like." -LavenderTowne 2019

[@HK-oh3bn]

“Siri is pretty useless” *Siri wants to know your location*

[@CherrrE]

Lol

[@isabelvenegas7000]

she already knows :v

[@m11ax]

Anime wolf games gacha I always thought Siri was a boy xd

[@forevernalways3720]

Xyth Wolf she/he is,there is a male Siri,and female,

[@m11ax]

The real foxy The pirate oh, thanks!

[@oaksapling__]

Me: "Hey Cortana" Cortana: "Sorry, the internet and I aren't talking right now."

[@lilapercyperson5742]

Awe I hope things work out :(

[@kobinpaizlimona9088]

*Why is the Google assistant dressed as the incognito mode dude?*

[@agusj.maz.5959]

hMMM

[@purplebugg]

Kobin Paiz Limona thats her bf

[@ndeyedraws]

Omg yes 😂😂😂

[@kobinpaizlimona9088]

@@purplebugg then after what he has been witnesing, he must have some ideas for her...

[@gabriellewiggins2605]

Google knows what you were watching.

[@amypiiee]

yO i might have an idea Music genres into cute girls :0

[@mikazuki2320]

Yooooo, yeah!!!

[@brynleighduffy5837]

YES SKSKKS SO CUTE

[@yeehawwyall9307]

YASSSS

[@potatojesus2565]

Ooh that’s a good idea

[@tkeynurse40]

Omg Lo-fi should be like super chill

[@elisibethjames7488]

i just had a thought: if Alexa had, instead of the ring on her head, some kind of halo.

[@space_bacon1953]

That's actually really creative

[@ThatOneLadyOverHere]

...but what if Cortana got the Halo first?

[@pidge3193]

@@ThatOneLadyOverHere You won

[@grosebud4721]

I actually thought she could have two blue streaks in her hair that framed her face torepresent the look of the top of the device

[@pinkfluffy82]

Yess

[@rca6128]

Alright guys! We're planning a wedding! Google: I'll look for good places to host it! Echo: I'll make a list of things to buy for the wedding! Siri: *pulls out airpod and roles eyes* I'm sorry did you say something????

[@NASApseud]

Pffff-

[@panangramgepearanan3974]

This is one of my favorite comments on this video. Lol did I say something???? Thank you for making me laugh. :D

[@sxmplyblossom8048]

underrated comment

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

Sums it up yeah

[@SleepyGremlinRaine]

@@sxmplyblossom8048 Yeah it is

[@clanskrub665]

future is really looking big for the robot ai wiretaps, boys.

[@DeathIsDestiny]

75th like!

[@emi-ne1kv]

Beanie boo fan!!! Slevira ... of the video?

[@apollosgone3858]

And some girls!😂(sry)

[@somanygoodfandoms]

280th like because that matters?

[@somanygoodfandoms]

Tori W0Lf Don’t be sorry.

[@memesalsa3796]

Alexa should've had a guitar to play despacito.

[@velivie]

yaaaaassssssssss xd

[@chelseabelyea9537]

She should had ;-;

[@sketchbook_worm]

XD

[@kendorama9258]

This comment is so sad Alexa play despacito

[@vinoneya2015]

Yass queen

[@evans.7501]

Hey Google, go to the latest KZbin video Google: YES

[@astr9kat]

Lol btw can you check my recent post if ya want its fanart for lavender town thanks if you did ;w;

[@epxcc1f]

@@astr9kat there are no videos on your channel

[@teetice]

@@epxcc1f so

[@ifartedandmybootyisonfire569]

@@Sugar_Ribbonz no one asked but ok

[@epxcc1f]

@@teetice oh, it's cause she said to check out the videos in her channel, and I was confused

[@ellen-fs3pl]

*petition to make the vocaloids the voice assistants* *1* have signed, let's get to *1,000,069!*

[@cinnamon_coco14]

muninn mikan Freaking count me in

[@cricketfart]

✍️

[@oraora8504]

There basically is one of Hatsune Miku already, I don't remember what it was called but it was a limited product where Miku was in an Alexa looking thing and she would talk to you and such.

[@sensiblecryptid4406]

Otaku Turtle I have signed.

[@yourlocalcultleader7483]

Count me in!

[@basils_gardenn]

Plot twist: she’s just drawing the people that voiced them

[@jessicagoodwin6800]

•Gacha Cake• FBI OPEN UP

[@taylorlikestheatre166]

Correct!

[@jujusberry]

Ö

[@astr9kat]

WwwOAH Br0

[@zzozoxxo]

Fbi

[@christmascat5463]

I have siri, *She won’t tell me how to spell water.*

[@sfa6730]

To: Starlight Da UwU queen: lol 😂 I just tried that and it told me though O.O

[@angelthedog7614]

But she said the spelling when i said it?

[@christmascat5463]

Darcy Li BuT mY sIrI wOnT :

[@christmascat5463]

Gamer Bau MaH sIrI wOnT lIsTeN

[@itz_rainbowcookiekat6722]

@Starlight Da UwU queen sAmE

[@BebeOnTheBell]

Lavender: Siri's pretty useless. Siri: bish what?

[@CherrrE]

Lol

[@ybot8271]

Ticci Toby Siri is stupid and useless (fact)

[@kottonkandy0962]

XxNo_Humans ZonexX - your opinion is trash and untrue (fact)

[@rans0mware]

Siri: Shiny teenage girl that doesn't listen to you, and when she does, she does something totaly different. My brain: ermm.....yeeah sounds about right

[@imladieboougandilikmaedrie7521]

siri is a old woman-

[@grandpapa5868]

cupcake cream lol so true

[@Skieberry]

Lol yea actually siri has different answers on questions like "can I call you Alexa" On some devices she gets mad at you and some she stays calm she mostly stays calm in the new apple devices. So yea..

[@Misteine]

@@imladieboougandilikmaedrie7521 ...

[@candytheclown6]

So... A rebellious teenager?

[@Zeebo_137]

I think making Alexa the kind one makes sense. Yesterday I asked her what time it is and she followed her answer with "Good afternoon"

[@yoonbumsrealanklessangwoos5335]

But she can still be Savage 😂

[@Zeebo_137]

@@yoonbumsrealanklessangwoos5335 Very true

[@revoir-draws3270]

Emily Miratsky Alexa is kind...

[@ChaoticPerson22]

My Alex is sassy AF Idk why yours is so nice 💀

[@jocelynhyde2197]

Me: Siri guess what! Someone drew you as a human Siri: Sorry I didn't understand, can you repeat that?

[@Lysteneromelody]

LOLL

[@evedren6514]

You missed the great chance to Detroit become human Alexa with those circles

[@catsunemiku6307]

Secret Maker yasssss

[@JackieTheVampire]

Secret Maker I was thinking about that too!

[@Sorbyworby]

OMG so true!!

[@daisyrk1387]

Ikr

[@justarandomfrogonyourlawn]

I know RIGHT?!?

[@gac7527]

“Google knows everything and is always watching us” DEMONITIZED

[@dawgggosaur]

**sees thumbnail** “My name is Alexa, I’m the smart speaker sent by Amazon.”

[@elena-px4bm]

Detroit bexome human fan?? 🤭

[@dawgggosaur]

Milkyway Studios Isn’t it obvious? 😂

[@elena-px4bm]

@@dawgggosaur yoo 😂😂

[@idk-xo7pr]

Hi my name is cyberlife the connor sent by android

[@Agent4w]

Bro, that’s exactly what I thought

[@maryvollmer1773]

LavenderTowne: lets make them human also LavenderTowne:"immediately makes it a robot"

[@inksdaycore6495]

Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor.

[@Victorion_The_Gacha_Fairy]

@@inksdaycore6495 the ice is fary icey

[@milagrosmeza7661]

Is it me or is her style becoming less cartoony and more realistic? Edit : and she’s using a different app I think it’s procreate I’m not sure

[@lila-rb3tk]

Agreed. And she is using Procreate. :)

[@itsamulyav5419]

Me: alexa what do you look like? Alexa: I look like many ones and zeroes

[@gachabrowndevilwolf8434]

“Me reading your comment”: she is 1111111111111111111111111000000000000000000000000000000000000 right?

[@decora5689]

@@gachabrowndevilwolf8434 nah 1010101010100101010100101001010101001010100101010101001010100101010100101010010101010101001010101010010101010010101010010101010100101001010010101010010101010010101010101010100100110010101010100101010100101

[@carsonnya2783]

Same sister

[@XOXO.Vivian-123]

101010101011101100110100010100110

[@iancebruno1]

I asked Siri what she looked like she said “To tell the truth, I’m rather abstract-looking” “Let’s just say...multidimensional”

[@_ray_of_sunshine_]

?!

[@aspenthedutchie5123]

Renee Draws I asked her and she said “I don’t have a body, so probably invisible”

[@rotkris5086]

I asked and she said: „in the cloud nobody cares what you look like“ ._.

[@scrubbywubby2694]

Someone you donut know I asked her and she told me “I imagine I look like colorful sound waves”

[@astrida111]

She said the same thing to me, but when i asked again she said "shiny"

[@elena-px4bm]

SIRI backwards is IRIS and Iris is a part of the eyes which means she has eyes and can see you 👀

[@akellahaynes7604]

Oh...my god...I am now terrified...

[@lgbtqillustrations9923]

That’s not actually why it’s because the main part of the name “iPhone” is the i part which sounds the same as eye. One of the main parts of the eye is the iris and so that’s why they flipped it around and made it the name of their assistant because they were smart and used a part of the eye for the iPhone.

[@really5295]

Iris is Greek goddesses of the rainbow

[@ayametheblursedone4717]

My name is Iris

[@marciabob1082]

Siri: Showing nearest gyms.

[@arcticflowerz3937]

When Lavendertowne said “Hey Siri” it activated my Siri. It was strange.

[@charlie-thisrandomwigo8539]

Alexa is on point, I think it looks best. Love You Lavender 💛

[@emi-ne1kv]

This Random Wigo Alexa is best character

[@fizzmire420]

@@emi-ne1kv even if I have Google on my phone and she's here to Cher me up you still right

[@Chuyita-7]

She'll always play despacito for you.

[@red14k96]

2018: if beverages were cute girls 2019: if assistants were cute girls 2020: if cute girls were cute girls 2021: if I was a cute girl

[@davidsnidely9664]

True

[@scrunksupremacy]

she is already cute tho ;-;

[@cookie_595]

Commo xd

[@almonds8895]

oof ;-;

[@W1LBURZZ]

Relate able

[@francescaguiffrida909]

You: "Says alexa" Me: Constantly checking my alexa

[@kimbercox3496]

Same seems like she was quiet enough she didn't activate her she was even RIGHT next to my TV

[@carbondioxide4444]

Alexa is my second favorite one

[@flowderpowder]

XxGachaFrenchFryxX ! My Alexa was in the kitchen so I didn’t have to worry about it

[@flowderpowder]

Kimber Cox imagine the TV singing Alexa a robot Alexa am mediately to Grace on XD

[@heroofhyrule9027]

I don't have to worry about my alexa because I don't have one :)

[@gogglez8012]

Siri Legit called the police once Me: Hey Siri, Can you play “Pork Soda” by Glass Animals Siri: Okay, Dialing 911 Me: WAIT NO-

[@indie8722]

I love that song- but pfffft

[@PlagueMoo]

haha! thats funny xD i wonder what happened after that xD

[@ofirglazer5584]

she wanted them to listen to the song with you too

[@abrilmuriel471]

911: 911 what's ur emergency? you: my siri is stupid i told her to play pork soda, the song, and... now i'm talking to you! 911: we'll buy you a Google home. don't worry...

[@kaeleylyons5776]

Starloaf_ Lmao. Great song! You have good music taste

[@rowanewideh2480]

I asked Siri what she looked like multiple times and I’ve gathered, using her own words, that she looks rather abstract

[@cyclicalkaouthia]

"Close your eyes, clear your mind, well, that's what I look like"

[@Mike_Mast3r]

Google: Gala Chrome Siri: Suri Apple Alexa: Alexis Echo Cortana: Cortana Assist Edit: I like that Cortana reference 👌

[@edibleforks]

Nice name and profile pic

[@gmiill]

Liked for the profile lmao

[@poggers4754]

Ya cortana is lit

[@frindelpaw3960]

Green mumbo OwO

[@Mike_Mast3r]

@@solstice_day4920 ik I just like thinking its a nick name and I like to have fun with the names :)

[@EmiKoi]

“Alexa, how do you think about the drawing I made you?” “No”

[@inksdaycore6495]

Hey Siri what’s my name? Siri: shithead Me: sniifs**

[@EmiKoi]

Lion Playz oh god- SIRI IS CURSED

[@techachech]

"Siri is pretty useless" Siri: So you have chosen death. Edit: this was just a meme I didn't expect a war to happen in the replies

[@floatingblaze8405]

Siri doesn't listen to you, but Cortana continuously activates itself, even when I'm in an absolutely silent room

[@catvomitt25]

Siri is savage XD Lavender you should of drawn her like an old lady.. CAUSE SHE IS! Savage old lady

[@ametsunami4070]

Siri: searching for, Siri I eustace.

[@somesortacatperson5492]

Lol my Siri is a boy

[@emprisdurden]

lol

[@ThatRandoArtist]

When I asked cortana what she looked like she said, "I'm a circle now, but I have ambitions. One day, I'll be a sphere." Like she gonna take over the universe one day

[@witchymia8338]

Please make the hogwarts houses as girls! Like this so she can see it! Edit: also if you’re seeing this before making the vid look at the traits for each home.

[@ori-onyxvyntarz3276]

Or maybe the genders of their founders. Or the opposite genders.

[@supuwu5078]

LavenderTowne likes Harry Potter ^^ she made a By The Book about it a while ago ~

[@witchymia8338]

Orion Winter, true.

[@witchymia8338]

sup uwu kewlio

[@asdfghjklkjhgfdsaqazwsxefh4549]

YES HARRY POTTER

[@marsguitars4]

2 funny Siri stories: Mom when I was 8 explaining friction: You know when you get like little sparks in your blanket in the night? Siri: Sorry, I can't help you with your blanket in the night. Me: Mom: Mom: Siri take us to Schlotsky's Siri: *obediently pulls up map* Mom: *drives* Mom: ...this is the airport.

[@Rainy_Starlet]

I- did you say something realted to Siri in the first story???? Why did she respond???

[@turqii]

*10 years later* LavenderTown makes every thing a cute girl

[@wighasbeensnatched1684]

"Hey everybody it's lavender town, and today I'll be making air molecules into cute girls!"

[@kaoset1237]

Best timeline

[@tzeningloh3034]

How about cute girls as cute girls?

[@ralucaracaru4052]

@@wighasbeensnatched1684 LMAO

[@pyrelynx]

I wish she could make me as a cute girl. Too bad it'd be impossible to do.

[@Im15cheese]

Me: hey Siri what's 0÷0 Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends. Me: T~T

[@cathyamaya334]

SAME I DID THAT!!!!!!!!!

[@vy-chan4405]

I done that so I punched my tablet :/

[@apersonsnamemwm9736]

Same I did dat too ;-;

[@chieckn2703]

Them words cuts deep

[@Alex-by1zq]

Best, most legendary answer ever

[@apieceoftoast847]

LavenderTowne: ...and these devices are often known for listening in and.... 0:47 Me: *has a google home device Also Me: *becomes suddenly paranoid) Alright! We're moving to another state, changing our names, and we will never speak of our old life again

[@ThatOneLadyOverHere]

I've heard creepy stories about Alexa, not Google though, maybe I should look them up... The Siri ones were more just her being unhelpful and misunderstanding and bringing up the wrong things or answering questions in programmed creepy ways.

[@itzbunnyplayz117]

Same

[@gretablackwell495]

Alexa’s the one to worry about if you ask me- however, the Google search engine does track the sites you go on. (If you want a safer search engine try DuckDuckGo, it doesn’t track anything. As for home assistants, they’re all at least a little bit sketchy)

[@JaviPhilippiLyoko]

I saw a guy making an experiment where he'd sit in front of his computer, without opening google, and talk about an unusual topic for him: dog toys (he didn't even have a dog). Then he opened different sites in google chorme, and he got pet toys adds. Creepy or creepier? Google is always listening

[@XxZodiacWolfXx]

@@JaviPhilippiLyoko O-O creepy ;-;

[@Alexanderplayz123]

So,I have a Alexa in my room,and every time you said “Alexa” I was so scared that you alerted her,lol 😂

[@ms.programandcontrolman1397]

I love how google has heteroCHROMEia!… Ok I’ll leave now EDIT: This is my most liked comment on KZbin wow 😮

[@ThatOneLadyOverHere]

I admire the pun! That's fantastic!

[@pluto96]

Omg, yes.

[@ghostie_kat9762]

WHEEZE

[@maddiereactsplays9789]

Come back pun master you are to.......PUNNY

[@steviespark]

@@maddiereactsplays9789 that's a Berry nice pun.

[@dottyplayss2517]

Lavender: "uses cortana from halo" Also lavender: "as you can see i just drew this"

[@witchhunter7709]

*Holy shit, it looks EXACTLY like her from the game*

[@kats2807]

I know lots of people don’t play but I knew who that was

[@witchhunter7709]

@@kats2807 it's a shame

[@christmascat5463]

•Witch Hunter• *nO cUsSiNg,*

[@witchhunter7709]

@@christmascat5463 *I wIlL cUSs*

[@fal4thought]

Alexa reminds me of Umbreon- HOLD UP! Can you draw the Eeveelutions as humans!! I love eeveelution squad lol. I would prefer girls+ boys but you can do whatever you want :3

[@nykko0203]

Budgie Birb yesss!

[@jennifervisser3152]

I also just made a comment that she looks like Umbreon, I mean the circles are kinda in the same spots like shoulders and forehead

[@alexashsongs636]

Laura Evans OMG yes

[@ShauniDomZ]

Not just an umbreon, but a SHINY umbreon 😍🤤

[@theshywolfie6655]

OMG yes pleeaaase!! I hope LavenderTown sees this!

[@thebigenderqueen1586]

Lavender: hey Alexa, what do you think of the drawing I made you? Alexa: I don’t have an opinion on that Lavender: *damn, ok.*

[@copiaenthusiast]

Just called my Siri Alexa It worked

[@cielinthebuilding227]

WHAT- XD

[@agusj.maz.5959]

wait what-

[@akellahaynes7604]

Wtf XD

[@badentertainment6259]

i did it and she said “that’s like comparing apples and not apples”

[@damon8133]

Illuminati(?) confermed! I cant spell

[@jackisweirdt9067]

Do music listening platforms as cute girls! (Like, Google Play Muisc, Spotify, Soundcloud..all those)

[@niokainu]

KZbin music

[@ktluvmikasa]

itunes

[@cozycoyotez]

yesss

[@repent.]

@@cozycoyotez CUTE PICTURE

[@cozycoyotez]

@@repent. pfff thanks 💕

[@rain-bd5bh]

Once at the end of class, the teacher said "Any questions?" and then siri said "sorry, i missed that"

[@coal_inks4793]

Please do board games as cute boys/girls! I think it would be super fun and really neat for you to try!

[@thelonelyfalcon9474]

I thought the thumbnail was from Detroit become human 😂

[@Karen-jf4mr]

Lol me to

[@Xx_Oleander_xX]

Detroit become Alexa

[@quinnolii]

I am Alexa, The android sent by Amazon.

[@nisanur5060]

@@quinnolii oh my GOD ME TOO

[@thelonelyfalcon9474]

M o c h a C o f f e e. Good one.

[@coconutgaming4512]

“Because google knows everything and is always watching us, BUT ANYWAYS!” LOL 8:25

[@Ami_E_Bowen]

The trouble with Google is sometimes it will pop up on my tablet and be like "What can I do for you?" and I'm like "No one's talking to you you, Google!"

[@braindamage9433]

Omg I have the same problem 😭

[@vareux7]

Me too

[@retrogue636]

She's like : HELLO

[@sineadoflynn5583]

S a m e

[@sweetbubblegum55]

Same TwT

[@paolaweintraub8136]

i used to watch bunk'd, and every time they said "Zuri", siri would activate ;)

[@nightlyzz]

Me: “Hey Siri what do you look like?” Siri: “I look abstract” Me: -Comments what she said lol-

[@yellowsnake7300]

My Siri said she problems looks like colorful sound waves😂

[@modernqueen9243]

Mine said, close your eyes, clear your mind, that’s what I look like.

[@leahhutchinson2979]

Mine said colorful sound waves

[@ann-gaelleon3859]

Siri: I don’t have a body so I kinda look...invisible

[@shannonschaffer1556]

Mine said she ‘probably’ doesn’t have a body and goes around invisible

[@nerdiesnewt5241]

Me: Hey Siri, what do you look like? Siri: I’m afraid that describing my appearance would involve a lengthy explanation of spatial, temporal, and fashion concepts that are as yet unfamiliar to you God damn Siri 😂

[@_.shapeshifter._]

The Alexa one made me smile so much! She looks like a beautiful alien from a world like Pandora or something! She's so pretty and looks really sweet. I want to be her best friend!

[@lumiii_irl]

My dad uses Alexa, here is an example. Me at 7:00 am : sleeping My dad: ALEXA, PLAY CUBAN MUSIC Me: FFFFFFFFFF

[@autumnanurasys9461]

@MusicFanatic Haha, yes! When I won't get up, sometimes my parents go over to my Google Home and play the loudest song they can find at high volume. _sigh_

[@autumnanurasys9461]

@MusicFanatic It is- Thank goodness they don't do it often!

[@heidibrown6668]

You’re asleep at 7:00 am???

[@lumiii_irl]

Aych Bee most of the time I wake up at 8

[@venti1175]

Lmao my name is alexa and I have an alexa too OwO

[@lemonknife]

the fact that you didnt incorporate the alexa play despacito meme into her design makes me very sad :pensive:

[@killitarsmile4272]

Yeah and now im sad because she didnt draw SVoice

[@madixoxo246d6]

This comment is so sad. Alexa, play despacito. :(

[@sg_80]

:pensive:

[@bokettooo]

I love your character designs! :0 So excited to watch the rest of this video :>

[@luv_tia1134]

My dad has built-in- Siri in his Jeep, and he said “Never mind” to sending a text and she replied, “Fine.” But really saucy

[@maturelydisapointingmember2699]

If anyone is the evil one, it would be Alexa. Have you seen the conspiracys? Love the vid, tho

[@minthemadnezz200]

she also has a terrifying laugh

[@bastard6532]

twist villain yo

[@Fishy77877]

“Google knows everything and is always watching” Me:..... That is..... accurate...

[@RUTHLESS1441]

What about the Google translate Google translate sometimes is very funny because Google translate talks to you and says funny things... But also creepy things...

[@sage2031]

ThIS IS Mmy ORiGinAL ChaRACTEr

[@ZariaMAX]

“It fell apart! Or it Smells like feet!” LavenderTowne 2019

[@user-lu5bc2vn3q]

The legendary Siri roast: A person: “Hey Siri, what’s 0/0?” Siri: *”Imagine that you have zero cookies, and you want to split them equally among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it just doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”* A person, crying in the corner: “Man why ya gotta say something like that hits so close to home..” Siri: *”John, you’re homeless.”* A person, now John, crying in not the corner of his home, but the corner of an alleyway, talking to an IPhone sitting on an apartment window: “FUUUUCK! Why you gotta be so mean...”

[@ADORA.Z.]

This should have way more likes

[@sailormoon2527]

I have idea for next video Game Launchers as Cute Girls - Epic Games Launcher - Origin - Steam

[@supuwu5078]

yeahhh!

[@natalic2521]

That is so creative!! Yess!!

[@ShilohJohnson]

I told my Alexa " Have a nice day! " She answered with- " Hmm, I can't help with that. " Alexa is useless. She can't even have a nice day.

[@3lectrahe4rt]

LavenderTowne: *Talkes about how they never have any color* Me: Finally! It's about time somebody said something!

[@xs2474]

Me: Always randomly talking to myself LavenderTowne: They are known for listening when they are not supposed to Me: looks at google home mini ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME O.O

[@azurimoonnn]

Wait actually imma ask that

[@azurimoonnn]

Well... She said she won't share what I'm doing but- Hecc I'm being watched

[@Vhizz125]

It's been a while ever since I talked to Google Assistant... Okay, she just showed me a freaking smiley face...

[@Ella_theghostest]

I talked to my Friend and said good morning, and my Siri said good morning back.....help

[@spencergoth1cgutz205]

My Siri: doesn’t turn on when I say ‘Hey Siri’ Also my Siri: turns on when lavender says ‘Hey Siri’

[@baconfrappe1469]

My Siri: doesn’t turn on when anything says Hey Siri Also My Siri: turns on when I say; pickle cupcake

[@styxgxy]

YOUR LITTLE 'hey, Siri' ACTUALLY CAUSED MY SIRI TO GO OFF AND I'M CRY-LAUGHING RN

[@shototodoroki2034]

What does Cortana think of the drawing you made?

[@ThatOneLadyOverHere]

I wanted to know too!

[@weirdodraws7834]

My thought when I got the notification is Detroit: Become Human Edit:Yes I know I’m late

[@sillygoosetaur]

Ok so i asked Siri what she looked like “I imagine I look like colorful sound waves”

[@bloomingdemise]

"Oh, this smells like feet!" Lavender Towne's top review, 2019 CX

[@Vhizz125]

Video: smells like feet Comment: Smells like feet Me: CoiNSidEnSe

[@bloomingdemise]

​@@Vhizz125 obviously it smells like feet

[@JayskaTeag]

Missed opportunity: Doing a second drawing of them like "Charlie's Angels" or the cartoon "Totally Spies" Letting them *all* be spies

[@kingmathieu5154]

me: here's her say choker also me: thinks about snap my choker meme

[@addysooon]

Omg I love this :0 It kinda reminds me of vocaloids in a way

[@littlezorkie9311]

AYYYYYYY VOCALOID!

[@olliebutnot]

I LOVE VOCALOID

[@Cviyf]

Lavandertowne: *saying alexa* Me: *looking at my other tablet (a amazon fire) '-' you better not ☆-☆* EDIT:MY ALEXA SAID I DONT HAVE AN OPINION ON THAT AS SOON AS THE OTHER ALEXA SAID I DONT HAVE AN OPINION ON THAT

[@ImeansureIguess]

that always happens to me

[@yourplasticfrog]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Me: dang they hawt-

[@friedfishballwater3920]

Jasmine TheAnimalLover wha-

[@yourplasticfrog]

So Winnie but it's true- They look hawt ;-;

[@RemiStarz26]

Jasmine TheAnimalLover Well- ur not wrong-

[@rainycolors9750]

Hey! I love your videos, and I have a suggestion, how about you do fast food restaurant's as cute girls?

[@onion5360]

Who accidentally sat next to an apple product or Alexa while watching this

[@thenightsunwolf8613]

Lol me

[@lgbtqillustrations9923]

Me UwU

[@yellowdandelions7760]

Me: Siri show me a picture of who does Siri Siri: Locating your location now Me: oh shi-

[@mileymint]

Alexa: has a blue circle on her forehead Shiny Umbreon: *And I took that personally*

[@brainrot1708]

Lavender: *names all the assistants she’s drawing* Clipy: am I a joke to you?

[@LunarMoonKitten]

???

[@jasmine6981]

I asked Siri what she looked like and she said “Let’s just say... multidimensional.”

[@WolfiaFan10]

Her: “Alexa always talks out of something circular” Me who has Alexa in my TV: “I am four parallel universes ahead of you”

[@katat779]

Ah yes, Cortana. Truly original.

[@artgenics9957]

So I once asked Cortana, "do you like google hub?" Cortana: I'm not really sure, but I know what that cow says Me: ... btw, I asked cortana's opinion about alexa and siri and she said: "Alexa's cool, and siri is nice, she's my virtual peer, I don't have many of those.

[@sapoftrees5719]

Okay, the Google Home/Chrome design is *awesome*, but I’ll never be able to unsee the one from Internet Explorer Chan.

[@xaviano2903]

She activated "Hey Siri" when she said that.

[@herlocksupremacy9178]

but it only works with a voice you set up 😳