If Southerners had Performance Reviews

[@theodysseyowl]

The way I immediately knew she was waiting for that "yes ma'am"

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

I didn’t move south till I was 55 I knew it too tho 🤣

[@videodistro]

Sad.

[@CCoburn3]

The ONLY other acceptable answer would have been, “Yes, Miss/Mrs. X.” (Where the X is replaced with her first name if you know each other pretty well, or her last name if you are just acquainted with her.)

[@sketchyskies8531]

Same and I’m from the Midwest

[@Jim-d9b]

My eye was twitching waiting for him to say it.

[@trenthinton1263]

Love the call back to Adam ranking Miracle Whip the best mayonnaise a blind taste test

[@ItsaSouthernThing]

We can never let him forget it!

[@garyowen9044]

He did? For real? It wasn’t part of your skit?

[@TheRevengeofThemDawgs]

​@@garyowen9044 Yes, he did. I would put the link in if KZbin still let you. But lookup "mayonnaise blind ranking It's a Southern Thing"

[@EvanEdwards]

@@garyowen9044 He did. And he was properly horrified when he realized it.

[@Our.Beautiful_Mess]

OMG my jaw dropped 😂

[@amythomas8686]

I live in Greenville. Thanks yall for the shout out for Woodruff Road.

[@cassconner6023]

Woodruff road is, well, I hate to say it but it's busier than downtown New York City!

[@markdavis8532]

"you can't be a real SEC fan unless you hate at least one of the teams"😄

[@macmedic892]

It better be Alabama!

[@texasforever7887]

However Vandy is exempt. Anyone caught hating Vandy shall be excommunicated.

[@Kelnx]

I only love Tennessee. I hate all the rest.

[@butterbeanqueen8148]

@@macmedic892truth. I’ve bonded with so many people due to a mutual hate for Alabama. 😂

[@CCoburn3]

@@texasforever7887 Excommunicate me. I live in Tennessee, and Vandy’s politics have made me hate all things Commodore.

[@BaltimoreJak]

So glad to see you guys get’n back to what you do best. No Green Screens, No gimmicks; just funny, well written, well acted skits! Great Job!!!

[@joshuaridgway3230]

Technically this is a sketch, longer than a skit.

[@clinetime2022]

Wish I had a granny to eat cookies and wrap presents with that sounds awesome

[@Apollyon67]

No doubt, and imagine being able to ask for specific cookies in advance! The smell of baking cookies alone, would be wonderful.

[@nerdaccount]

I lived in North Carolina for 29 years but now I'm back up north and he's correct, it is very cold up here. LOL Great video!

[@AdeleiTeillana]

As a native of North Carolina who now lives up north, I'm loving it! I haven't had an actual spring since my childhood in the nineties!

[@virginiathompson7978]

I have family in Cornelius North Carolina on Lake Norman

[@nerdaccount]

@@virginiathompson7978 That's a beautiful area!

[@jonadabtheunsightly]

That's the main reason I could never live in the South. Twelve months of hot humid summer a year: I would rather die. The 5-6 months a year of hot weather we get in Ohio is bad enough.

[@AdeleiTeillana]

@@jonadabtheunsightly While I agree with you about hating hot weather, you seem to be confusing the Southern US with Central American jungles. North Carolina isn't hot and humid 12 months a year, it just has an extra long summer and then suddenly flips the switch to winter sometime in November, then back again in March, bypassing the Fall and Spring altogether.

[@CJWJR]

Someone in The Upstate of SC must have written (or contributed) to this because of the Woodruff Road reference.😄

[@ItsaSouthernThing]

HAH! Maaayyyyyybbbbeeee.

[@aliceb.toklas3585]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@tuvelat7302]

Yep! That's a couple miles from me.

[@FozzyBBear]

A true saint indeed. And let's not forget Adam's act of heroic bravery in making that left.

[@Johnsonz4a]

Impossible to make a left on woodruff rd other than at a light. Greenville is to crazy for me.

[@drm726]

I call BS. Even if you did her wrong, Granny would never turn on you like that!

[@lorireed8046]

LoL ... Granny's gonna call you out!

[@melindapoindexter7152]

She would if she can get something out of it. My grandma did

[@meghandamon9222]

I don't know what kind of grandmama you had, but mine was a master at the passive aggressive guilt trip trap. You pick up your phone and 5 min later you're roped into 3 church potlucks and a date with that nice boy... You know the deacons son!

[@kristend344]

@@meghandamon9222 I used to joke my grandmother's guilt trips sent postcards.

[@majorhawker4776]

See I am with OP as I was the Golden Boy and could do NO WRONG in Me Maws eyes.

[@EvanMoon]

Such a good skit

[@rickwiles8835]

Mary Patterson is a creative genius and Talia, Adam, and Diane are worthy of an Academy Award. . I never get tired of its a Southern Thing,,

[@rieaweer7459]

Thanks for the much needed reminder to call my grandma I can’t believe I forgot a whole day

[@566ar]

I was in Boston last week for the whole week. As I was walking from my hotel to the meetings every person I came across I said good morning/afternoon too, even a few "How y'all doing?" - not one person in 5 days answered back EXCEPT this homeless dude when he answered "Well I've had better days!" - I went into the restaurant and had my supper and bought a second one to go and when I walked out he was still over by the tree and I gave him that second supper. Told my meeting host about talking to people and he just laughed and said he'd liked to have seen that in person. Couldn't get out of there any quicker than I did.

[@WilliamSlayer]

As a New Englander I can attest this is the truth...lol

[@566ar]

@WilliamSlayer Although the part of Boston I was in - Cambridge was really nice and the hotel staff were extremely friendly as well as the waitresses I had the week. Guess there is just something about talking to folks out on the street if they don't know you. I'm back in Arkansas.

[@tiffaniferrell6776]

Boston is not a friendly city

[@explorerist]

THE MIRACLE WHIP INCIDENT! the way I screamed!!! 😂😂

[@sammymullins2014]

OMG you should do a performance review on the southern states

[@ItsaSouthernThing]

OOOO Don't tempt us!

[@TXMack713]

​@@ItsaSouthernThingDo it! I double dog dare ya!

[@Christfollower42]

​@@ItsaSouthernThing do it

[@HeartlandHunny]

Poor Adam will be forever tarnished by The Miracle Whip Incident. Bless his heart!

[@Zimke42]

Miricle Whip? Cut that card to shreads. 🤣

[@texasforever7887]

The only whip allowed in this house is cool whip.

[@katherine4283]

Granny wrong for that!! Revoke her granny card!! She threw him under the bus

[@CortexNewsService]

She threw him HARD.

[@DanielCoffey67]

Can't do that, I'm afraid. We all know that the Rules Don't Apply to Grandma.

[@katherine4283]

@@DanielCoffey67 Granny wrong and I do NOT care she getting her granny card revoked

[@Icantbelievethisshit2]

​@@DanielCoffey67Once you reach Granny status; you are always right! Don't question your elders!

[@ruffrider2626]

That was hilarious. Keep it up!

[@cassiedawnlala]

This made my day! Thank y'all from Texas

[@voyaristika5673]

I came to South Carolina in 1994 from California where I was born and bred. I've been SAVED! 😊

[@phillipmarlowe0525]

Everyone in these videos are such great actors/ actresses.

[@Mr.Sir...3]

That “owwhh, can’t never could honey” really took me back. Don’t hear that much as an adult, I just quit saying “can’t” around 12 years old.

[@AludraEltaninAltair]

See now, I moved to Vermont with the express purpose of freezing again. I love so many Southern Things, but the heat and humidity are my Achilles heel.

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

It IS easier to warm up than cool down TRUE

[@minajones1635]

You guys are hysterical! I love your videos! 😂😂😂😂

[@jodiwittman6498]

Cain’t never could honey!

[@nybsbfan18]

We need more bloopers, please!!!

[@Pamzollman]

Woodruff Road!!! All of us in the Greenville SC area knows how hard it is to turn left on that congested road!

[@TheGeorgiaRover]

And all of us in Atlanta are laughing at that. 😝

[@CCoburn3]

Miracle Whip!?! Put that card in the shredder -- and let HIM follow it.

[@mikemesser4326]

Hahaha ... There have been so many times I decided NOT to buy a sandwich at a deli section of a C-store when I discovered that all they had was Miracle Whip. And there was the time I couldn't make tunafish salad because .. you guessed it, no Mayo, just that imitation stuff.

[@CCoburn3]

@@mikemesser4326 The only reason they have that stuff on the shelf is because damned-Yankees buy it when they visit. It would be unneighborly not to have it available. But REAL Southerners won’t touch the stuff.

[@texasforever7887]

The only whip allowed in this house is cool whip.

[@adamperkins2011]

I love Miracle Whip, won't change, my mother and father loved it too, we are all sotherners

[@CCoburn3]

@@adamperkins2011 Heretics!!! Next you’ll be telling us that you like sweet corn bread! Or, heresy of heresy, don’t like banana pudding. 😂

[@shadowkissed2370]

He must've known folks would go crazy over that gross Miracle Whip! 😂

[@adamperkins2011]

I'm as southerner and love Miracle Whip, won't eat anything else

[@lorannamoody7011]

Plus Miracle Whip makes the best cakes-much better than butter or Crisco.

[@shadowkissed2370]

@@lorannamoody7011 Miracle Whip is just nasty in anything it's in. 🤪🤭

[@lorannamoody7011]

@@shadowkissed2370 oh don’t knock it til you try it. I guarantee you that a salad dressing cake is the best. 🎂

[@ajplays7241]

Miracle whip is a life saver for people who don’t like Eggs lol I love miracle whip cause you can’t taste the eggs as much

[@walterbriggs272]

Y’all are so cute with these skits! ❤️ I just love it

[@pama.6410]

So great! This was wonderful! Back in top form!

[@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen]

4:22 The fact that Adam actually does this in real life makes it funnier

[@Roger-fs5yo]

I live here in Western Kentucky, and bo I tell ya what. I sure hope I don't have to face this young lady over my southern card🤣

[@flamingpieherman9822]

You have to see your mama and you have to send thank you notes!

[@ItsaSouthernThing]

It's what the people need!

[@adamperkins2011]

Always saw my mother but have never sent a thank you note in my life

[@mstexasg6243]

😂😂😂😂😂 This Texan approves this message

[@tuvelat7302]

As someone who has recently moved back to the South, I thought this was a hoot and a half.

[@R-ecipes864]

Shoutout to Woodruff Road! Not sure if it’s the one in Greenville, SC, being mentioned but it sure as all get-out sounds like it!

[@duanecrichlow8791]

It's been a long time since I've seen "It's A Southern Thing". I sho done missed you guys.

[@amandadewet4022]

Sounds like a lot of guilt tripping.😂 bless your heart🎉

[@robertheffinger5710]

How dare he it is every southern son’s duty to set up every electronic doohickey that goes into his mother’s home 😢😊

[@brandiwilson31204]

I'm laughing so hard. I have had a rough day so far, I needed this!!!

[@nutandboltguy3720]

I have a Miata and I get it. It’s a small car and I get ignored a lot. I especially have to remember where I parked at Walmart because it’s good at hiding.

[@Anghus724]

Bless his heart. Ain’t he precious

[@maryjoyspohrer256]

He turned down gift wrapping and cookies??? Is this man a monster???

[@jackgibsxxx0750]

No one has revoked your southern card... Yet. I knew that yet was coming 😂😂😂😂

[@lorenstribling6096]

I bet Adam will never forget another thank you card in his life!

[@staceybert1975]

Miracle Whip us a crime enough

[@rayjohnson2387]

Make him move to Alaska 😁😁😁

[@texasforever7887]

The only whip allowed in this house is cool whip.

[@BlanickGaming]

First for once and this was a great video ngl watching him get scared he was gonna get sent back with his parents was hilarious

[@silkyflower3188]

One of the things on the Southern Card says to turn it in if you call a “buggy” a “shopping cart”. 🙄 I’m going, “Okay, I LIVE in the SOUTHERN STATE where those things were INVENTED, y’all! I THINK we know what they’re called, bein’ as how we came up with them, and ain’t nobody around here calls it a ‘buggy’. ‘Shoppin’ cart’ is its proper name, because that’s what we, the Southerners who invented the darn things, decided to name ‘em! A ‘buggy’ is what you use to transport a baby, or fancy horse-drawn vehicle used for romantic dates, weddings, and lookin’ at Christmas Lights! All y’all in Alabama and them other States east o’ the Mississippi can leave us alone!”

[@meggert2360]

My parents were from NY and there is NO WAY I could have gotten away with out a "Thank you" card for a gift!!!

[@AwakenedKraken]

20 hours? That's it? That's only one stay and chat with Granny

[@ClassySassyManes]

OMG, I lived in Vermont for 8 years..... LONG 8 YEARS!!!!!! It is cold! Most Southerners don't even know how to say Vermont much less think about it. Hahaha Charmaine 💜

[@allimckoy6815]

I grew up in NC and the southern card test should be given to all transplants 😂 if yall wanna come down here and clog up towns for the people whose families have been here 40 years, yall better understand how to act in the south!

[@LynyrdSkynyrd.4Ever]

40 years? How about 5 generations over 100 years?

[@poonyaTara]

"That was one time, and you never let me live it down." I love how he's decidedly breaking the fourth wall while saying it. What a hoot! 🦉

[@gojosgirl6487]

This was the adult equivalent of a parent teacher conference, haha

[@brianparkhurst1019]

Miracle whip? Nope, death penalty 😅

[@Dawn_Hannah]

Sorry, I am southern born and raised, but I do agree with Adam. I love Miracle Whip as much as I love Duke’s. Just depends on what flavour I want. Sometimes I just need that tanginess!

[@stevencovington4715]

WHEW!!! I thank you for your comment. I just knew that there had to be at least ONE other true soul out here. As a born and bred South Carolinian, I have ALWAYS loved Miracle Whip, and (Dare I say it?) despise mayonaise, especially Dukes. I will pass on a sandwich if I know that it has mayonaise on it.

[@adamperkins2011]

Miracle Whip is great, I hate Dukes

[@kennethcarney5874]

That’s a bit of misinformation that should be shut down as soon as possible

[@azurephoenix9546]

I admit to throwing some in my pasta and potato salads because vinegar or pickle juice is too acidic for my tastes.

[@unfabgirl]

I'm Southern born and bred, but my mama was from Indiana. I never knew about the Southern hate for Miracle Whip until I was in middle school because we never had anything else in the house, thanks to her influence

[@mollyvee]

The miracle whip lives on 😂😂😂

[@jon-michaelharris5840]

Oh my gosh… granny went hardcore

[@drachenmagus1604]

Hey now. If you would never turn anyone away, then why didn't I ever get a Southern Card? **Checks Notes** Oh that's right, I lived in Missouri. You all have a great do now.

[@evansfamily8156]

Looove the standing in the corner!

[@normahenley5834]

Great video! Love the script, Mary Patterson!

[@ellen823ful]

Oh no! I’m guilty as heck! Moving from Illinois to Tennessee!!! Thanks for the tutorial! Banana pudding…that’s easy. Sweet tea 🫖? I dunno 🤷‍♀️

[@IVR68]

I love grandma!

[@billbolen8115]

Bless your heart, Adam. You tried.

[@patrickweber3954]

Speaking of manners, I sneezed when I started watching this video.

[@jennpatrick7947]

Why has nobody asked for the link for that possum poster in the background?!? I need it y'all.

[@edsherrod5216]

Oh my! Poor Adam! I've lived in the south all my life and I might lose my southerner card with that kind of probing!

[@lindsayhaugen7660]

Throwback to Adam's Miracle Whip shame is hilarious

[@TomMarvan]

4:22 Yes, a touch of dramatic irony, great video!

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

This Tennessan approves of this video. Y'all always brighten my day.

[@beachhum]

I love the saying knee high to a grasshopper. It makes me laugh imagining it 😂😂❤❤

[@kristiannazacharias5017]

3:55 is giving me horrible flashbacks. I mean, I have PTSD from not sending thank you cards to my relatives for every single gift.

[@Equus.asinus]

I better go call my mama!

[@aipo86t]

I would move back to Vermont in a heartbeat!

[@CortexNewsService]

I'm a Midwesterner and question him qualifying for a Southern Card after only a year.

[@st.6959]

When you're not road raging *whispers* I waved at him😂😂😂😂

[@Buckshot12g]

I love Talia and Adam!

[@davidedmondson5633]

Bless his heart!

[@Nikkimommyof4]

My husband doesn't even shop for presents much less wrap them and he's more southern than I am. I was born in the south but pretty much all my southern family moved up north as soon as they could find a way out. His people not only stayed but have a street named after them and only they live on it. They are legends in that area of their state for being backwoods crazy but if I offer to make and bring food to a family when I hear they've lost a loved one, my hubby thinks I'm crazy. Maybe it's because we live in the North-east but still it's the thought that counts right? Just goes to show you can't always tell who has a southern card after all. 🤣😆😆

[@littlejonathorn6860]

Talia and her actor friend are amazing!!!

[@PaulLoughrin]

Lol! I've been living in Florida for 24 years!

[@claressalucas8922]

You can't be a real SEC fan unless you hate one of the teams...Truer words were never said. Roll Tide!

[@butterbeanqueen8148]

Can’t never could honey. 😂

[@Lisa80mba]

The ending was a hoot!

[@karolwithaz]

As a person whom has lived in Florida for nearly 20 years I can guarantee that everything is 100% accurate, except the peach cobbler as I prefer to bring in apple pie

[@bettyjones113]

Apples are yankee grown, mostly

[@JayShermanFJC]

Would my midwestern farmer two finger driving wave be sufficient for a southerner card plus I do dislike Auburn if that helps?

[@jl7655]

Yep...you're good.

[@jsb4850]

Raising and lowering your head is sufficient in my southern opinion!

[@thesame4076]

@@jsb4850 I found out a southern nod is not sufficient acknowledgment if you go north like Missouri.

[@deniserichards4280]

Yes, as a native Alabama, I have used it numerous times. It is acceptable. God bless you 😊

[@glennschlorf1285]

The fact that you dislike a team not a threat to alabama thats weak let alone the Cow College of Alabama.... you suck

[@Joseph1701-A]

Absolutely love this one, 😆

[@HOOKEMHORNSGAL1978]

I eat miracle whip and am a southerner. Mayo is gross 😂

[@virginiathompson7978]

What got me is when he said “ I CAN GET SEC EVERY MASCOT TATTOOED ON MY CHEST.” I just got my first tattoo of the outline of Kentucky in black with a royal blue heart where I’m from HARLAN COUNTY KENTUCKY but I moved to COLUMBUS INDIANA in 94

[@222amJohn]

I'm thinking about moving to Tennessee in a few years from New Jersey. 🤔Hmmm, maybe Idaho. I like potatoes.

[@Lauri8433]

Evil, ladies. Brilliant, but still evil. I salute you.😂

[@AflacMan13]

The 4th wall break. 😂😂😂

[@SigningWithTheByrds]

I'm from the South and I would probably lose my card based on those criteria. lol

[@tammylusk9921]

Woodruff road-- Greenville SC?

[@JThriftybee]

i thought i heard that!

[@jeebugorn]

literally was taking a bite out of a sandwhich with miracle whip when y'all made that joke. lol. but...i would say that miracle whip SHOULD be the preferred sandwich condiment in the South and not mayonnaise, its literally got Miracle in the name!

[@miippi]

Oh goodness they don't turn anyone away. I was sure I'd have my southern card revoked so fast.. though I don't live in the south. Or in the states. Or in America.

[@miippi]

Speaking to someone on the elevator? Oh dear, I'd rather walk.

[@FirstLast-iv2tc]

I love these three actors so much. What happened to everyone else though?

[@charlenecastaldo3602]

Ha ha ha! I love it! Thanks y'all!