IF STAR WARS HAD FACEBOOK

[@bubbleboy651]

Was expecting a "I don't like sand" on Leia's post about Summer

[@ip2270]

nah she's not like her father.

[@far0145]

I don't like sand, it's rough, course, and it gets everywhere

[@speedyspeed8178]

I really just wanna fa.... right now to that pic

[@castergilgamesh1778]

Hello there

[@pjatm_]

General Kenobi!

[@kriegsmarinebismarck7122]

Nobody: Kylo ren: I love you grandfather

[@obiwankenobi7857]

@General Grievous he is not the original one old friend

[@xlanan]

Obi wan. Master i am Cool

[@xlanan]

@General Grievous hello there

[@SirLlamAlot420]

dont mind-a-me. Just destroying dimensions with my black hole

[@emperorpalpatine3173]

Anakin Skywalker HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TRAGEDY OF DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE?

[@laura.elisaa]

Kylo's fangirling intensifies

[@temarinara77]

I know right its so cute he misses his grandfather

[@MatthewWolverine]

+temarinara77 That he never met, and he thinks baked cookies.

[@arianameinking688]

Yeesh, Kylo. Go date Rey, or something. Jk, lol

[@Grumm-Nation]

Tune in next time to see what's happening next.

[@steckmama]

@@blacksaberpredator5020 wait what

[@taylorodell7444]

Kylo Ren kills me. Just constantly says “I love you” to Vader lol

[@Shakin_Bakin]

Luke: *uses sexual pick up line on leia* Obi wan- LUKE WE REALLY NEED TO TALK

[@DgardsGaming]

😂

[@imperius8427]

What did he want to talk about?

[@saficohen9652]

Ummmm....

[@imperius8427]

Um... What?

[@emperorpalpatine3173]

Luke Skywalker IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT HAPPENS

[@sonictoast]

The voices are really well done. Most impressive.

[@krisdeaton4231]

Yeah but George Lucas eh

[@spursamn]

"Rey Skywalker.... No that's not it..." *3.5 years later* NOW IT IS!

[@MagnusTNT]

Is it though

[@owensmith8607]

No it’s not

[@lewikj186]

Its Reyd Shadow Legends

[@loganforrest5332]

No

[@gc3534]

It’s palpatine

[@user-cv2ci6wf7j]

Vader: ...Luke? Kylo: I love you Me: awwwe My mind: why do I find that adorable.

[@paul69607]

Cringe

[@paul69607]

In my opinion

[@paperbag9140]

It’s funny tbh

[@paul69607]

No hate btw

[@max_is_on_fire5696]

._.

[@DgardsGaming]

“Oh way look another giant ball that blows stuff up, real original!” “Yeah but this one is way bigger!” Me: bigger crap

[@tauschen507]

*There's always a bigger fish*

[@Vchk1917]

Well, the second one was pretty much better than any other superweapon... the problem was my overc...The lazyness of the f workers

[@obiwankenobi7857]

1:37 Do I Really need to CHOP ANOTHER skywalkers legs?

[@Logansmith-cq8gf]

Oh no not again

[@MP_400]

Seems so, general

[@mystmicro2551]

Yes you do

[@amandar230]

Think so dude

[@c-3po365]

No master kenobi!!

[@charliehiggison9670]

that bit with Disney is so true

[@lailawagner1714]

Lego Boy Studios AMEN

[@sambutler953]

I love the bombs from George Lucas and Mickey Mouse. Best part in the video.

[@ValpasKankaristo]

_Fouurth wall breaaaaaak_

[@shandy_lover7465]

agree

[@revampedharpy09]

+Valpas Kankaristo fourth wall? i see no wall. oh you mean that pile of dust that used to be the fourth wall till mickey and george showed up

[@yoavmor9002]

agree

[@sabinewren7547]

so true also when obi-wan tells luke that they need to tall like right now! like call me now!

[@previzslagaming]

"First shot's on me" oh my god

[@thetraveler8225]

DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

[@thetraveler8225]

lol

[@CrimsonAgario]

Jack Hornblower that is so freaking clever

[@danthediamondhedgehog3615]

Han had the first shot

[@thecrusader5489]

Nikodimos Triaridis YAAAAAA

[@pinzon_rk]

I come from the future, when Rey Skywalker is a thing

[@thetrueairbornefca]

True

[@valeriebredin7372]

Same

[@multiverse_media2023]

Oh no.

[@maeganharrington1136]

Go back

[@mo_e50]

Cristopher K. Pinzón Resendiz u men Rey Binks 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖

[@YTM100]

0:06 "no, that's not it" Well that aged well

[@MickeyCuervo36]

Wow... You do NOT fuck with the mouse...

[@khanzheng647]

The mouse fucks himself. John Carter, Tomorrowland, Mars needs mom... The mouse have The Avengers and Star Wars to bail him out for now.

[@MOROSEI]

morosei

[@TheDisneyLover58]

Wow... Do not piss of the mouse!

[@lucianotapia840]

off*

[@bramtenhave8169]

didn't south park teach us that already?

[@TheDisneyLover58]

Bram ten Have i don't watch south park. so i wouldn't know.

[@raisinnotnice]

PISS OFF!

[@Werewolf_Korra]

He's just keeping Walt & Roy's legacy. Roy was the business side of Disney, and Walt was the guy who fired two animators for making a joke reel of Mickey & Minnie doing it for a Christmas party.

[@Growlingtummy2]

The last part with Mickey Mouse is so tragic. Even Palpatine has basically become the Mouse's bitch

[@ashleychantler-langford4268]

tell me bout it

[@actionjackson3522]

It was hilarious. With one $4 billion dollar check, Mickey Mouse has done what Darth couldn't with 2 Death Stars: Taken complete control over the entire Star Wars universe.

[@derrickstorm6976]

Could that be why Ian McDiarmic hasnt done any movies since Ep. 3? I guess not :/ I'm lonely :(

[@derrickstorm6976]

Perttu Wirzenius Moi perkele! Hyvää joulua!

[@comedymankelp1096]

And they're acting like I don't exist!

[@JotaroKujo-hn8fl]

It’s confirmed that Rey is a (SPOILER) Palpatine

[@-Abel-]

PPOOOOWWWWEEERRRR!!!!!!

[@JoshuaPlayzTheCraft]

No she's THE SENATE

[@thedevil2325]

Rey at the end of Last Jedi (I havent watched it yet): UNLIMITEEDDD POWWWEEERR

[@thedevil2325]

Whoops i mean Rise of skywalker

[@RobertoBlake]

Lol Mickey...

[@nari5929]

Edit 2021: now you Will never know what I've said before.

[@thecraftergaming4797]

YOU LITTLE PEICE OF **** heh hah

[@Berk_Bayrakt4r]

LoL

[@captaindeadpool4357]

Emperor:The pilot who destroyed the Death Star™ is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker Vader: I am Anakin Skywalker...

[@apoorna5302]

XDD

[@guyonyoutube3850]

Hishe Vader: I'm a father!?

[@JasonKoolz]

This is why I don't follow Mickey on Facebook

[@Summer-jw8bq]

Jason kool Mickey:hmmmm 66 likes?......execute order 66 XD

[@simonkiff2780]

What is the reason

[@plaguemaster308]

@@simonkiff2780 it in the video

[@M4A1BestGirl]

Or you could just force choke him for his lack of faith

[@contentdeleted7159]

He might beat us up

[@mystieinterstellar1185]

Darth poked Luke.... kylo: I love you.. me: Darth's dead....

[@apoorna5302]

He knows.

[@howl8913]

Mystie Interstellar true

[@redphysical565]

Force Ghost.

[@londonaj6522]

Mystie Interstellar IKR

[@Datch99]

lol

[@sonofconnaught2945]

Padme: Let's go save Obi-Wa- Anakin: I DON'T LIKE SAND!

[@GalaxyDogenut]

69 likes.

[@darthsharky9949]

(SPOILERS) Rey:Palpatine no that’s not it Me after seeing Star Wars rise of the Skywalker: YES IT IS

[@galactic2824]

I can see why she said Skywalker instead of palpatine her real last name cause who wants to say oh well I'm rey palpatine you know

[@kepnoodles]

I don’t know... Rey being a binks would be fkin hilarious... Btw, i DO know that at the end of RoS she decides to become a Skywalker.

[@natvanguard5869]

Althought Palpatine goes very well with the name Rey. It sounds cooler. Also, I understand why she change to skywalker

[@dinosaurcola]

UMMM ITS F**KING PALPATINE

[@kepnoodles]

dinosaurcola Yes, biologically she is a palpatine, but Rey chose to become a skywalker instead at the end of the movie when someone asks who she is.

[@connorwilson1431]

It'd be funny if on the Starkiller Base part a comment from Galen Marek came in saying "At least come up with a new name"

[@s0ulsauron181]

yes

[@Arrowstorm19]

Wow me?

[@j.ackermann9110]

Starkiller was at first Lukes Name...

[@jaaa17]

Ooooh I wish it was longer!

[@EnderProGaming]

jaaa17 That's what she said

[@kommandantsquidproductions396]

EnderPro She always says it to you. And not in the good way.

[@Golden-ez3cy]

EnderPro Watch you're mouth

[@filip2543]

+GoldenZone What a lovely profile pic, I had it once too.

[@itzelmontalvo6645]

Part 2???

[@yeetothecheeto5787]

Darth vader: Luke? Kylo Ren: I love you Me: died 😂😂😂😂

[@PotatoMateYT]

Mickey: Huh huh, he’s not the lord of the Sith, I’M THE LORD OF THE SITH

[@biomechanic_7877]

No. Jar Jar is lord of the sith

[@multiverse_media2023]

This hate is getting annoying. Hate DC for Thor’s sake!!! DC and Warner Bros steal more money from us with their movies. I found the new Lego movies (except the Emmet movies) all corny as Suicide Squad.

[@christhophlarsson5786]

@@multiverse_media2023 what lmao

[@SevereWeatherQuester2005]

California IS The Sith Lord! They manipulated Disney into Ruining Star Wars!

[@legosimonify]

micky is savage

[@gypsyrosymupetshow8353]

Mickey is the definition of savage

[@nemraps]

LMAO at Jek Porkins response

[@eposplaysgames]

omg nem how you doing

[@K-One582]

Loved it. Next should be if DC and Marvel had facebook.

[@MiniatureW]

agreed

[@MrGameQ11]

agreed

[@thegreenestfield7793]

Yes!

[@Hey_Its__Sol]

well duh

[@MatiasBelo]

agreed

[@attor9787]

Kylo Ren was so cute in this. Darth Vader had great puns.

[@CertifiedToSimp]

Nobody: Kylo: I love you

[@hammyschubbycheeks5560]

*insert patrick i love you meme here*

[@DrownedInExile]

2:30 Darth Vader... making DAD jokes. It's official, I've seen it all!

[@Worldhistory_urdu_hindi]

you have a new family request from darth vader

[@ghostiegoober108]

Mickey Mouse, the only one who can boss around a Sith Lord

[@matthewbrodnitz1047]

That's because Mickey is basically God incarnate in the Star Wars universe, at least according to this video. It used to be George Lucas.

[@aidangame]

Conqueror714 I'm not intimidated by the mouse. In fact I wonder what grilled mouse tastes like.

[@thechrisanator1678]

These people literally predicted Rey lying about her last name being Skywalker

[@kappers3773]

Nigga when did they predict shit

[@DgardsGaming]

Disney: they know too much, they must go away forever.

[@kappers3773]

Sons of Gaming nigga they ain’t predicted shit

[@TheChurchofJim]

honestly they said skywalker kenobi and jar jar, skywalker and kenobi were the only logical options they could choose so its not that good of a feat. Also holy shit Rey being related to skywalker was so lame, the twist of snoke dying like he did and rey not having some special destiny or great legacy was a really fucking nice change of pace, and they had to completely ruin it

[@julien1055]

Rey being a nobody wasn’t that bad of a decision, but then they ruined it for fan service.

[@talhakarsloglu4278]

1:15 Wow, Carrie Fisher was really hot. RIP

[@dat1dude688]

3:13 darrius to leia: Sorry leia I'd love to do that But I'm little busy right now

[@violentscorl697]

3:40 Well, Han really has a point there... The Jedi (or at least the Force) were the catalyst of pretty much EVERY war in the Star Wars universe.

[@Grey11s]

Bro, the Jedi did the Star Wars version of the Holocaust in Legends. Those mf's were crazy.

[@kyloren7978]

0:06 The rise of Skywalker: Mmm.. Yes it is. Me: Hunny no its palpatine.

[@Gboy86ify]

The Mickey part was great. I agree George needs to sit in the little corner Disney made for him and never leave it.

[@lemonfighter5806]

2:49 😂 Kylo has to stalk his grandfather everywhere

[@vampirevideos3460]

at first I thought this was “so-so” funny but when Micky came in I was on the floor laughing

[@Datch99]

hahaha this is why i dont use facebook

[@shawndeninger4901]

Same

[@roseamia25ji]

true

[@terminatortmr9091]

Same here dude

[@promethanol4162]

Yep lmao

[@kelvinlee1469]

Datch I find your lack of faith disturbing

[@undefined5323]

i was FULLY expecting Ron Weasly to pop in on general hux and say something like: Ey bro! how is the new alternate universe working out?

[@kristoffernetland4771]

When he said "Uhhrrwww:(" I felt that

[@soxciety9149]

I did too

[@licasabinaandreea2361]

Obi-Wan: Uh... Luke. We really need to talk. Like really soon. Like call me now! Me: .....this is gonna be cringy...

[@nate_kang]

THAT LANDO/BILLY DEE WILLIAMS REFERENCE THO AT 1:18 😂

[@VarachoXIX]

Han was totally right about people with lightsabers starting horrific events

[@rindarling]

darth vader has the best puns

[@ispres]

Why did they make a "General Organa" and a "Princess Leia" if they're the same people?

[@SonicTimewarp]

Change of name?

[@sirnilsolav6646]

One is young, one is old

[@littleaqua32]

+Sir Nils Olav You're old! ;-P

[@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098]

0:04 Rey: Types in Skywalker Also Rey: No, thats not it... *Disney: "You will be..."*

[@LordSleepy99]

After watching ROS, this video’s opening could be considered canonical

[@thechosenbossk4352]

We are all clowns and the end lol

[@brandonlerner1237]

Come on down to Olive Garden and get your free breed sticks

[@levijones2320]

Did you get that from a vanoss video

[@legacyways9524]

Why would I want "breed sticks". It's bread sticks mate. But yeah I have that reference stuck in my head still. All you are doing is keeping it stuck. Thanks mate, cheers.

[@Purbinder03]

that was actually a very good C3P-O impersonation...

[@duskyroses2001]

On the bright side, now you know the sound of one hand clapping....Fricking brilliant!

[@andrewfoster3989]

I died when Mickey roasted palpable

[@santimagine]

0:07 the actual madlads actually predicted it.

[@whomee2]

that was fucking great! the Han Solo and Lando voices were spot on.

[@Fishhunter2014]

I. . . CAN'T. . . BREATH!!

[@tomascoelhodasantos9473]

*Breathe

[@Fishhunter2014]

Face The Facts or spell correctly it seems

[@tomascoelhodasantos9473]

+Fishhunter2014 Hahah XD

[@y0ungspanish318]

+Fishhu

[@aidantrent5933]

quick guys darth mickey is choking him

[@SametHorses]

The "First shot's on me" cracked me up xD

[@arianameinking688]

Everything about this was so awesome, I can't think of words to describe it all!!!!

[@aaronllanes9591]

After watching Rise Of Skywalker, Rey should've just placed Skywalker as her last name.

[@nabilahamdyable]

People a part 2 with the bounty hunters and stuff

[@Artselen]

+nabilah hamdy twiter and youtube?

[@nabilahamdyable]

+Tycho Vereeck maybe idk

[@NeilNileStudios]

Lol Rey binks😂👍

[@BulletBillSoilder]

Lelz

[@mistertagnan]

Read the birthday

[@NeilNileStudios]

Your going to make me rewatch the video :(

[@BulletBillSoilder]

+MrTagnan TNT PRODUCTIONS may the 4th be with you

[@leonx9111]

"SHUT YOUR SCROTUM LOOKING FACE AND MAKE ME SOME GODDAMN MONEY!..Huh Huh !" -Mickey Mouse 2016

[@luukbrouwer1312]

Good... let the hate flow through you.

[@Wessex90]

South Park reference right there XD!

[@L1MIT06]

1:27 sweet home Alabama 😂🤣😂🤣

[@kamenriderasmr9228]

I love how they portray Ren it's hilarious

[@SassySoviet]

I'm suprised no one posted the Death Star plans.

[@cratwane]

Check R2's profile sometime 😋

[@frederikferguson2571]

hey.. I´m not that rude. At least not after i found out that Leia was my sister

[@reyskywalker4092]

Hi, brother! Nice to see you!

[@frederikferguson2571]

i would not deny the fact that we can be family. But i am not your brother. But i´m quit old so have to see the next movie before i am sure. at least i´m not your brother maybe your uncle or something like that but i´m totally not your brother

[@gabrielmyers4966]

Hello son,are you happy to see me again?

[@frederikferguson2571]

As long as you don´t come with more "give yourself a hand" jokes father

[@loiswolf9942]

Luke Skywalker indeed you did because that would have been one awkward conversation :P

[@sparkinstarfall_FD]

Mickey Mouse the true lord of darkness.

[@Anti_Septikum]

Mickey is not even a person.

[@panmanclapper2978]

This is cooked because Rey put her name in as a skywalker but in episode 9 she called herself a skywalker

[@oscarthefunnydoggo9695]

LMAO🤣 also I loved how you poked fun at the Star Wars plot and this was so funny😂

[@shadowr2d2]

{Good... let the hate flow through you}.. Awesomeness.. Ha.. Ha.. Ha..

[@brandon-butler]

I can't stop laughing since the mouse showed up!

[@a1jrjfbjfkwnajjdbdkdnxbjfj867]

at 03:32.... THE MANDALORIAN WARS

[@adampalmer7387]

awesome

[@HeadphoneTV]

And what?

[@MP-nq9ht]

+Headphone TV just watch Rebels and clone wars. You won't regret it.

[@a1jrjfbjfkwnajjdbdkdnxbjfj867]

+Mike the Nintendo Master has nothing to do with the mandalorian wars...

[@HonestHappyHater]

+FireBoy04 It does. Main characters visit Malachor V in season 2. Or at least what remained of Malachor V after mandos, Revan, Bao-Dur, Meetra, Nihilus and many others visited it.

[@M4A1BestGirl]

I like how Kylo sounds less like an evil villain in this.

[@L.K-19]

The beginning where Rey is typing her name and puts skywalker in it Well that has a new meaning now

[@apoorna5302]

Stormtrooper 1: Me bunking my job and chillaxing in the Mos Eisley instead of looking for the droids! Tatooine sucks, BTW. Stromtrooper 2: IKR Tatooine doesn't even have TWO geographical features, IT'S ALL JUST SAND Darth Vader: I find you lack of work disturbing. Stormtrooper 2: WE'RE GETTING BACK TO IT, MY LORD!! Stormtrooper 1: TOTALLLY! Here, droids!! Darth Vader: I agree about the sand, BTW.

[@luclafontaine5779]

This makes me want to be able to like a video more than once.

[@ValpasKankaristo]

Who still remembers the stars?

[@dausbulat96]

aaah i was hoping there will be any stormtrooper jokes. but this is gold.

[@Felipera_]

they tried, but ended up posting on a different website

[@dausbulat96]

Felipe Pereira hahahahaha make sense.

[@trevinodude]

+Felipe Pereira Storm Troopers never hit their mark

[@ElenaLaura97]

I actually loled :)))

[@obiwankenobi7857]

So This video predicted the lat name of rey like 4 years ago!

[@JoshuaPlayzTheCraft]

Lat?

[@francisthecreation2707]

Obi it's 3 years ago

[@elicaidenvlogs2227]

Everybody: Alderann blahblahblah Mickey mouse *hops* *in* *PAY* *ME* *MY* *bleeping* *MONEY* Edit: Rey: No, Not Skywalker, *rey years later* Rey. Rey *Skywalker.*

[@KaminaTribal]

Really now could've used some more Yoda and Lando imo...especially Lando...y'know...missed opportunities (or part 2) i guess. But great video as always guys :)

[@alaska95rules]

Since you're doing films, you should do "If Lord of the Rings had Facebook". It probably won't happen, but one can dream! :)

[@longman9787]

That Han Solo voice 👌

[@gedovrit]

Leia; "posts a picture of her at the beach" Anakin: "cries in Vader's mask"

[@prettygee6583]

Why though

[@jaredallen1950]

Mickey Mouse can’t talk to the emperor like that!!!😡😡😡 “Now he will experience the full power of the dark side”😅😉

[@todorminchev2123]

its the mickey mouse idea from south park right it got me so hard ! XD

[@dovahsblight7677]

Wasn't expecting Micky Mouse to curse lol

[@КалинаХаджиниколова]

Mickey to Palpatine: Make me money! The Wrap Zone: the Nostradamus of 21st century

[@Sumschmuck]

1:59 now I want to see Darth Vader making cookies for palpatine, boba Fett, and grand admiral thrawn

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Hey Luke you can totally beat The empire HAND'S down.

[@ashem05]

#PrayForAlderaan

[@blackguy5050]

#PrayForAlderaan

[@ribco3473]

#PrayForAlderaan

[@rebelfriend548]

#prayfotalderaan AND THAT WHOLE SYSTEM DESTROYED BY STARKILLER BASE

[@luukbrouwer1312]

#prayforme

[@raisinnotnice]

Put hashtags we must.

[@angelictigress]

3:15 Every profile flag counts!

[@lucaszampardi]

When the cantina thing popped up and Han was gonna go with chewy he should’ve said I got a bad feeling about this

[@calebgeater3539]

0:17 chewi as tupac

[@Stereotypical_Cat]

That facebook France flag burn tho

[@beermonkey18271]

When rey was trying to find her last name i was watching in 2019 like, ...palpatine