If Super Mario Bros Was Realistic

[@jimb.7523]

*And, as usual, the real winner of this video is Luigi.....for doing nothing.*

[@wojtekreliga3881]

In that compilation are missing videos: "Mario is a Monster", "What Really Happens When Mario Destroys Castles", "The Secret Horror of Mario Anatomy", "Ice World Problems" and of course "The Dark Secret About Mario Nintendo Hid From Everyone!".

[@TheDogIn2020]

They aren’t realistic.

[@polperie]

yeah they filled the 10 minute mark and didnt bother putting more lol gotta love their sponsored reuploads

[@ashmander3465]

That means a part 2 eventually

[@Lycanthromancer1]

Fun fact: Bowser has a canonical brother! Well, *_had_* a canonical brother. He only appeared in SMB 2: The Lost Levels, and was known as "Fake Bowser" who was blue and magenta colored. It's thought that Mario killed him in that game, because he's never shown up again, and also because Bowser adopted all the Koopalings (which are ostensibly his dead brother's kids). Props to Bowser for caring for his adopted family so much.

[@nathanielbass771]

this messes with the current lore so much if true given how Bowser is one of the Star Children, which would make his dead brother one too

[@JayDay01]

huh neat

[@Lycanthromancer1]

@@nathanielbass771 Maybe not. Remember that the Mario universe runs on "found under a cabbage leaf" and "brought by the stork" logic. Bowser was left on the wrong doorstep, IIRC, which is why he was raised by Kamek, but if he found his intended family, he would then have access to parents and any siblings he might've had.

[@nathanielbass771]

we may all be wrong anyway considering SMB2 was supposed to have happened inside of a dream

[@MonteCreations]

@@nathanielbass771 He meant the Mario the Lost Levels

[@dragondaveltd1992]

3:43 Do NOT Hop over the Angry Hot Sun, it will melt your face off! *This Plumber surely didn't*

[@melissablake3219]

3:45 Bowsers Weekend with the koopalings extended version!

[@ashtonoak4370]

we missed the best skit "ALL OF MY KIDS ARE DEAD JERRY!!!!!!:

[@Stillcrown239]

BECAUSE OF YOUR SHODDY WORK!!!

[@adriandiaz9756]

0:28 Hooray! It's in better quality!

[@SalDOWN]

Poor Bowser! ✌️

[@TheDodgeMan15]

3:22 I like how Mario falls through the roof and 4:57 where Bowser is like, Well that's what you get

[@lucideirune1635]

I really wish you would do one with Mario cooking in the castle full of lava bc the castle would be behaving like the inside of a kiln at that point. It’s the same reason at molten metal factories, the workers have to wear special fireproof suits even if they are not right next to the molten metal.

[@KingBueno619]

Another Christmas miracle

[@joshacollins84]

Another? This is the only Christmas miracle this year. Unless you think Jimmy Carter's passing was considered a Christmas miracle. you do you. 😉

[@criggejb]

"Ah sheet! It's OSHA!" 😂

[@Sly88Frye]

This was a really great compilation and really cheered me up today. It's also really cool that I've actually seen all these before

[@SmilingKratosTheGodOfWar]

5:22 that is a grim macabre take on bowser's kids. Everything alright at home?

[@pokemontrainerspencer6090]

Mario at his best moments in Dorkly.

[@ivanbluecool]

The side of the mushroom kingdom we don't see

[@neogotham2k39]

Happy New Year Dorkly!

[@chrisbarone515]

PLEASE, do a video of Mario reacting to himself going berserk, PLEASE?

[@gabymoronta4392]

Happy New Year Dorkly! And I Do Remember All Those Realistic Mario Videos When I Was Little

[@Janders797]

If this video was 5% more realistic, Luigi would've said "call 112" at 1:25

[@BladedEdge]

SMB takes place in the US, not the EU. Luigi's been faking his italian accent since 1985

[@Real-Hawk]

I really love you guys. Your videos always give me nostalgia from when I was a kid and your video's have great humor and voice acting. Hope to see more soon!

[@wojtekreliga3881]

Do you think, should this video also include scenes from "Video Game Accountant", "If Videogame Weapons Actually Worked" or "If Videogame Bosses Were Actually Smart"?

[@dmandustinreacts2362]

I'd be far more concerned of playing a flute causes a tornado to come at you rather than be concerned that I think I could use it as a form of transportation.

[@pasqualembisceglia1989]

3:06 Shouldn't Ness be wearing his swimwear before swimming in the pool.

[@MirceaKitsune]

I can tell this is a compilation of older videos: If it was made as of this month, Luigi would be treated with mad respect by even Mario.

[@Enan63.]

Amazing way to end off 2024!!!! XD

[@johnyd.productions]

You forgot the part where Doctor Mario is suppose to heal Peach of Cancer and he just goes "You have-a Cancer, I quit".

[@FrancoAlmiron-f6o]

Really amazing compilation!

[@SMGP1314]

Y'all cut out the Smash Bros part where Mario had flashbacks to Smash Bros. Melee and Smash Bros. 64

[@jierdareisa4313]

I do really love ALL Dorkly videos!!!! ❤

[@OtherGamesOffical]

6:15 Mario: I have told you to wear the goggles😡 DK: 😭

[@JavenVirtudes]

2:17 Brawl Stars fans are liking this one.

[@Sammykyt]

"Just do it man" 😂

[@valmid5069]

Mama Mia! What a complication!

[@luisemoralesfalcon4716]

Thanks for the compilation.

[@Luigi2088]

Merry Christmas and happy new year everyone!!!!!

[@greatazuredragon]

Happy holidays.

[@DreamDaddie]

Damn Molestasaurus Rexes!

[@MrFunnyManChris]

"No you're still haven't been unlocked"

[@matthewnewberry9843]

Anyone in 2058??? Forget that 2057 guy!!

[@Shuyin781]

OK bot

[@matthewnewberry9843]

@Shuyin781 tell me you don't know how to use that comment without telling me...

[@joshacollins84]

I'm here in 1945. Aug 6, 1945.

[@matthewnewberry9843]

@@joshacollins84 HOW!!!! How have you done this sir? I've only been able to perfect forward time travel!?! You must tell me your secrets!!

[@bcgibson22]

Poor Luigi!!

[@Fezblock100]

9:03 the Toy Story music lol FRIEND INSIDE ME

[@mostar1219]

I thought the thing was Bowser Junior was the only bio kid and his mother is allegedly shigeru miyamoto

[@starryeye6511]

I'll never not be disturbed to some degree watching this channel 😶😂

[@Fintara]

Geez... *Luigi Unlock sound*... now let Luigi out of the tool shed..

[@ExtrumComics]

See Dorkly video, I instantly click!

[@TheJu051267]

We are ready for Mario's 40th anniversary!

[@HornedSerpent86]

I know how Luigi feels we never get any respect at all😢

[@themangomanjuice]

Wild video game parody stuff from this channel as always haha🫶🏿!

[@loganh5687]

Hey, so can you guys get the tracking chip out of my DS now?

[@virizionvs.suicune2618]

I think the best one is probably the OSHA one that one gives me a good laugh every time

[@8kayplays]

Free Luigi! I bet peach thought Smash Brothers was something else.

[@joshacollins84]

Choo choo!

[@BasicNatural69]

I'm a huge fan of this editing style, skit to skit no intro is fantastic 💯💯

[@РусланИщук-щ8в]

7:22 Boswer Creates Insane Mode

[@christianschoff2490]

I love the tornado one.

[@Anthonythethespian24]

9:15 😂😂😂

[@joshacollins84]

4:54 😂😂 🤢

[@TheCobiXBYFan2K]

8:16 i was expecting the tpot intro

[@jacobdrolet4262]

Amazing hilarious

[@NegaLimbo]

Still hilarious! 🤣

[@autismrk8636]

The angry sun clip needs a little more realistic to it that should have happened way before jumping over it and done a lot more damage than just mario

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Wish You all a merry new year🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@john1701q]

But Ness was also an unlockable character in the original Smash Brothers game.

[@calebowens693]

I was thinking that, but wasn't sure.

[@masonasaro2118]

but not melee, which that final destination is from

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

Weird, I was just thinking about that Lakitu one a day or two ago.

[@supermariowuss222]

WHAT IF YOSHI'S ISLAND WAS REALISTIC WAS WAY TOO WEIRD

[@TheRealNormanBates]

what does Luigi say at 6:58?

[@Techwolf12]

No idea, came to the comments for the same question, can someone tag me when we get an answer?

[@nightkinglightandpaint]

He says, "What do youa mean I'ma the moyle." Meaning he's supposed to perform the circumcision on Baby Mario at the bris.

[@GillianMStarlight]

@@Techwolf12 It sounds like mohel, though I'd expect Dr. Mario to do something like that.

[@LD-eq5fw]

Is thisa your circumcision? I’ma very confused? What do you mean I’ma the mohel?

[@TheAlcoholic27]

Poor Luigi can't catch a break 😆

[@DjVortex-w]

Would you play Mario Kart "Stuck In A Traffic Jam" Edition?

[@HornedSerpent86]

I know how King Koopa feels

[@cartooncentral263]

Ness is 13?! I thought he was between the age of 7-12!

[@efeugurYT]

Youve got a friend in me

[@doomisforu]

Great but why just another re-upload

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Thanks For another year of amazing content! Wish You all the Best! Hearth please ❤❤❤❤

[@Davepool-hs7vr]

It’s Smash Brothers, so it’s okay?

[@SangoProductions213]

Same day as Louis Rossman.

[@manoftheusajones5147]

What if Ron from The Wild Robot was in Mega Man?

[@jakekong8489]

Mario😂😂

[@meta527iireviews6]

What’s the video with Luigi stuck in traffic?

[@MalachiBlue-yl7wt]

I never seen the last one. Is it called the truth about smash bros or something

[@wojtekreliga3881]

Which combination will be next? Reality of "The Legend of Zelda", reality of "Sonic the Hedgehog" or maybe even reality of "Pokemon"?

[@elliotmortimer8316]

We’ve got realistic Pokemon compilations so many times with “If Pokédex entries were literal” compilations. We don’t need another! This is coming from a Pokémon fan!

[@ryanbobnik1609]

@@elliotmortimer8316 lets not go forgetting "if pokemon trainers were smart"

[@andrewkasma9457]

You have giantism...

[@tyreesetjjoyner1995]

😂

[@DommysToon]

Please make sonic vids please

[@geminilius]

did any1 buy the luigi amibo?

[@Come-findme]

HU

[@darkball31]

*you molestasaurs rex*

[@Remake5182]

Make mor eplease.

[@RogueNation.]

Why reload these?

[@Training_Wheels]

Ad rev

[@joshacollins84]

Because we will still watch them

[@StevenStead-n2o]

First

[@wdmoxley]

Worst

[@junglefury45]

Super smash Bros More like Super Boring Bros

[@JHaras]

5:26 ”it was I whom you set free”? How do you even come up with that grammar 🤮? It’s ”me - whom”, I mean, you’ve written it right there 🤷🏼‍♂️?

[@PerfectPhoenixLPs]

See the yellow school bus? Board it.

[@_kryle_]

Why do ya'll keep re-introducing same videos you have made in past? It's funny as as hell.. but, no new material.

[@_kryle_]

Why do you keep re-uploading same vids

[@BenjiOSC]

Wheres the option for meh

[@richardrichardhaleysguitar8810]

Bible says swearing is wrong

[@extraña_es_la_vida]

You’re a major buzzkill

[@TehEpikPixelgamer]

Sir, this is a public comment section, not a church

[@Training_Wheels]

No it doesn't... Tf you takking about sonion. You really think God is worried about SWEAR WORDS in this generation with all the screwed up ACTIONS going on.? Ever heard the saying that actions speak louder than words???? REALITY CHECK OVER HERE!

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Poor Yoshi. He doesn't deserve what happens to him. Fuk Luigi though he deserves everything that happens to him

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

3:42 - The fucking Indiana Jones reference!