THE DARK WORLD OF MARIO DORKLY BITS

[@dorkly]

Sorry-o Mario

[@novastar3990]

What about the nonexistent world of Kirby Dorkly Bits?

[@dorkly]

Kirby's already too dark

[@flyingtomatoes7898]

What about Telltale Games' Super Mario Bros.

[@GreenMetalicDevil]

Try Digimon? As mentioned on another video, it's one i've seen few make parodies/fun of.

[@nada-qx9zc]

Eres el mejor

[@Metalwabbit]

Why do I love British Bowser so much? Something about this giant fire breathing turtle dragon having a posh English accent gets me every time

[@osmacar5331]

@Jake Sangria we're still monsterous, just more cloak and dagger now, we can still topple nations just as well as we used to, just need one deployment of the S.A.S. for one objective, and the day after, the nation falls

[@ImmenseDefencecemre]

osmacar bit cringe mate

[@claytonpactol8851]

USA: This Bowser uses cookies Across the pond: This Bowser uses *biscuits*

[@makaramuss]

british got a thing with being big mean bad guys

[@HylianKirbo]

@@osmacar5331 right.. xP

[@Mayhemm007]

I die every time Mario goes berserk. "Start the car!" "Wha-?" "I said GET IN THE F*CKING CAR!"

[@mobboss3440]

There's exactly 100 likes noice

[@andesaurus3547]

aaaaaaaaa

[@1179next]

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

[@nuk4lear]

700! Dayyum! Oh you got to be a fucking kidding me Run Luigi food is scarce this time of the year

[@enriquevilla6116]

Mario: *paratroopa abuse*

[@AVeryMidCelticsFan]

Mario: the thought of me hurting an animal is disgusting Also Mario: *burns fish underwater*

[@Raison_d-etre]

Like a POTUS saying there are good people on both sides of a neo-Nazi protest. Tell him he's a racist and he'll respond the same way Mario does.

[@LW-lg6wn]

Yeah and peta complains about the tanuki suit

[@JessAnd2006]

They should be complaining about yoshi abuse

[@sollew7434]

hes breaking the laws of peta AND PHYSICS

[@syrusangi8743]

Same Mario: wears his brother's skin n makes 1000s of Yoshis fall to their deaths

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Mario's voice actor is overqualified

[@thatbloomer5642]

Gotcha!

[@whisperingcrown591]

How do I find you literally everywhere? Wtf?

[@thelegendarymarioman8461]

@@chrisisbored3308 W R O N G

[@ormages]

I think everyone is better off not questioning this person's existence

[@MordredStarfall]

@Connor Sorenson same..same

[@JaggedBird]

The voice acting is amazing in these. English Bowser is a hilarious idea

[@JaggedBird]

@@GroovyCAAMPer1974 no, just no. British is the same as English when it comes to the accent. I'm being more specific. That's like saying Egypt isn't part of Africa.

[@spartans-4196]

@@GroovyCAAMPer1974 An English accent is different than a Scottish or Welsh Accent, despite all three being part of Britain.

[@Starlight_235]

well now jack black will voice bowser in a movie

[@Bob-he9ux]

He should be the VA for the upcoming movie.

[@AReallyHeavyBox]

Indeed

[@evaphan2720]

"So, how did you all die?" "We were getting abused by a Red Plumber."

[@mistylover7398]

👻 : I slipped on a 🍌

[@xboxoneyes7734]

@@mistylover7398 *Banana*

[@mistylover7398]

@@xboxoneyes7734 😵

[@georgeristei765]

@@mistylover7398 bonana

[@fozofufozofu4892]

Banana gun

[@jam_plays_games]

Love how mario decapitated bowser only for bowser to be alive in the very next scene

[@machinerin151]

Fake Bowser. In all castles with mushroom people the Bowsers are fake, the real one is only in the last castle, with Peach. I see you haven't properly played the original Super Mario Bros

[@MikyBounty]

Mario can do it 99 times in a row.

[@gapedandamazed6988]

Quit being a smartass. He was obviously making a joke and you didnt get it. Plus he posted this comment 1 year ago why bother even replying

[@YaBoiiMarz]

Also in the first Mario If you kill bowser with a fireball in every world other than 8 you see it was just a goomba or koopa in disguise so in fact that boss would have been a fake bowser not the real on and yes I know it's for comedic effect dont worry I'm not that dense

[@gapedandamazed6988]

I always got confused when i was a kid. "Why does it show random enemies when i kill bowser?" But i knew that years ago and it made sense. Well i am still a kid but when i was a kidder. You know what i mean xd

[@supabonniearts]

"ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD JERRY!!"

[@vincentdaniels5645]

HeeHaw Go to freaking Walmart idc lmao

[@metallicaproductions1987]

SupaBonnie You know who Holly Is? *HOLLYWOOD*

[@tekeshim9866]

"THOWMP NO"

[@suckerman7gm]

@TheLuigifan8881 "So, you want me to get bigger, faster guns?" "JUST GET NORMAL GUNS. GO TO FREAKIN' WALMART, I DON'T CARE!"

[@4569packers]

AND BOWSER ALREADY PAID CHILD SUPPORT

[@michaelbatibo2740]

the guy who voiced mario nailed it. This is exactly how i feel he would talk in real life

[@Reepicheep-1]

For some odd reason, I think he would sound like Chris Pratt.

[@Pinkkittie5006]

​@Richard Reavis this was before or after the movie was announced

[@d4peters86]

Toad’s house being rigged remains a personal fav of mine

[@dorkly]

Andrew here. I like that one too. That was the first one I ever wrote!

[@d4peters86]

Dorkly Oh really? Neat

[@nicocchi]

And the best part is that is actually true. The game decides your prize when you enter the Toad House, and it's the same prize regardless of the chest you choose, instead of generating an unique item for each chest. It's one of the most clever jokes Dorkly has come up with.

[@juiyersh3668]

BIIIIG WINNER !...

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

Juiyers H uuuhh that’s nothing go away Luigi don’t look at it

[@thatbeanieboi5733]

Mario: " cruelty has no place in my videogames " Proceeds to burn yoshi to death

[@mistylover7398]

Lol 😆

[@tord3913]

Was drinking milk while reading this and spilled it through my nose

[@sethporter9066]

Mario: "We know you care PETA, and-a so do we" He says before capping a Koopa. AFTER beating it nearly to death with it's own shell XD

[@iyusony8196]

Tails on a bench

[@MrBlitzardo21]

Hypocrite mario

[@amvcity6076]

Mario wears Luigis skin Wolves: So you have chosen Death

[@mistylover7398]

Mario : 😱

[@ultrad-rex1389]

Bowser? Afraid of wolves? Why not have Mario ride a wolf instead of a Yoshi? *Edit* - _Why the F does this have so many likes?_

[@YMangaka]

Cause Mario isnt Midna.

[@radioactivian]

cause all the wolves in the mario universe have rabies

[@YMangaka]

@Blue Toad lol thanks, my favorite Toad. X3

[@iceicicle3046]

the wolf would eat mario....and then go eat bowser

[@prptheawesome4911]

I mean would you not bet afraid of wolves

[@JODA93]

Mario lied. Tanuki suits are actual suits not leaves.

[@devog1842]

10 months, 71 likes and no replies?

[@JODA93]

@@devog1842 thanks for bringing it up. Honestly had no idea. Lol

[@justuperaiyanyt4147]

Oof

[@tomixravenloss]

Tanuki*

[@JODA93]

@@tomixravenloss thanks o/

[@bennythedragonslayer4435]

The amount of pixelated blood in dorkly videos can fill the whole ocean

[@Bonetrousle]

So how’d you all died? *Oh I slipped in the shower.*

[@disgruntledmole]

I lost my inhaler

[@Jay-mz3cp]

I ate before I went swimming.

[@SporeFreak2010]

@@Jay-mz3cp I fell down an elevator shaft, survived the fall but was then crushed to death by the elevator. yup :l

[@coffeecartoons5345]

*I lost my inhaler*

[@kennethnwebb]

Real Ghost sounds like the Inbred Yoshi

[@aaroniter891]

“I can’t believe peta accused me of harming a animal to wear his skin” -Mario Also Mario- *proceeds to kill and harm every single creature that stands before him*

[@somerandomashellperson7130]

He never put on any of the skin correct?

[@beyondblesscrissy4063]

Some random as hell person I mean, beating the absolute shit out of a turtle with its on shell, with blood splattering everywhere and then when it eventually dies after a very agonizing dead, gets shot multiple times with more blood and visceral spouting all of the place is on par with skinning a animal and wearing its skin to make you fly.

[@BrosephBones]

No shit

[@civil_the]

That's the joke.

[@GMGAMES88]

I sure when peta does dump shit I'm linking that video

[@immortalyuki3153]

Yoshi:Are you parents siblings or something? Inbred yoshi:My mom is my dad’s mom.

[@neerajjoshi8395]

😂😂

[@wastelandlegocheem]

The Joestars: There is another.

[@AlfieM2010YT]

Sweet home Alabama

[@skywarslord4680]

13:47 Mario: *Puts on a peta power up* Mario:What am I now? Luigi: I don’t know, A animal abuser? Mario: No I PETA! Luigi:What’s the difference? Both: (laughing here)

[@malikscott7062]

I get it now. But it doesn't mean I wish I did sooner.

[@UndernetChara]

"At last, the Mario brothers." "Oh no. It's Wolves." That part always makes me laugh so hard. Also the last one is definitely irony at its finest.

[@serenitythelightone7541]

Thank you Mario! OH MY GOD! AHHH!!!

[@AvangionQ]

Bowser would wreck those wolves.

[@zaiydab.51]

I loved both of those parts. 😂😂😂

[@pokewile]

Mark van der Wal d

[@petersander5802]

@@serenitythelightone7541 The question is did the wolfs eat her or did they take her as their mate?

[@jamesmarowa9434]

Mario: I wouldn't even think of hurting an animal Also Mario: *Violates the laws of physics and nature just to kill a fish underwater with fire*

[@leonardotravinci2007]

The ghosts wife was princesses peach and she killed him for cheating, so his unfinished Business was to kill the man wis wife was cheating on him with

[@James-ce6dc]

well good for him, i guess.

[@gytuj6722]

You heard the story wrong, he was cheating on his wife so his wife killed him.

[@selfloathinggameing]

SkillShare Kirby no you dont get it ghosty boi was cheating on peach WITH MARIO

[@rowanthestupid7526]

That... makes sense.

[@khajiithaswares4147]

Is your pfp from tuber simulator

[@JCKoopa35]

The title should have been “The Dark-a World of-a Mario Dorkly Bits-a”

[@KCCC326]

It’s yoshi For the win

[@mayor_assistant]

Windows 93

[@greenpenguin0763]

I read this like a Italian

[@Aaron-pg1sm]

Get rid of the last -A and you are good

[@ilimatroid8619]

12:06 I just love how the Super Metroid intro music fits soo good in there.

[@sockamine6692]

Dorkly Bits sounds like Breakfast cereal

[@dorkly]

part of an incredibly unbalanced breakfast

[@kanjiknight8471]

@@dorkly don't you mean Bayonetta-ohs?

[@k1ngk4gl3]

shutup_takemoney.gif

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

Dorkly part of a balanced nightmare

[@RNG7220]

Yep

[@amandal1488]

Peach still making mario a cake even while being "regular" kidnapped is oddly wholesome

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

Wtf îs wrong with you

[@Bangcat]

The Mario goes berserk one never gets old.

[@Historicutuber]

I love it haha

[@ht82smash]

Amen to that

[@IlyaNLeo]

@@Historicutuber I said start THE CAAC) xD

[@deborahfischer4578]

GET IN THE F****** CAR

[@Ferrari255GTO]

The entire video is pure gold

[@shanemerrigan1994]

Even in death, Kevin is a great workplace asset.

[@marybrown6290]

6:35 all of my children 𝐴𝑅𝐸 𝐷𝐸𝐴𝐷 𝐽𝐸𝑅𝑅𝑌

[@joshcreatorgalaxy8599]

Rick and Morty joke.

[@BeachBear64]

It isn’t. just because it says Jerry doesn’t make it Rick and Morty reference

[@geardog24]

1:19 Pretty sure Bowser can fight off some wolves.

[@spacetrainbaby3737]

i mean he only has hundreds of cannons, bunch of tomahawks shoved up his ass, he can litteraly breathe fire and has a flying clown face copter thingy with a bunch of weapons, wolves aren't much of a problem

[@thecplman1]

@@spacetrainbaby3737 I don't think they're supposed to be tomahawks. I think they're supposed to be hammers.

[@spacetrainbaby3737]

@@thecplman1 oh ok . _ .

[@drippykong9344]

@@thecplman1 but what's the difference

[@wizzem7890]

@@thecplman1 ones more painful and the other's more lethal.

[@nickvanvliet953]

I love that Chainy was actually happy to see Bowser. Its cute.

[@adad87821]

i find it funny bowser was more mad at chainy for barfing on him then chainy litterly eating mario and peach

[@Raison_d-etre]

@@adad87821 Isn't that what Bowser would do?

[@jaygooese4242]

@@adad87821 I agree some screwed up scenes but still interesting

[@jaygooese4242]

@@Raison_d-etre this is my favorite

[@bruh4138]

8:34 Peach : OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!? Mario : thats our new puppy ! His name is chain chomp. Peach : *it looks like if a bowling ball had sex with pacman*

[@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958]

WTF. XD

[@Alex-sj8wy]

Goombas look like a human had sex with mushrooms!

[@jacklox1234]

14:20 That sick bastard... *HE DIDNT GRAB THE YOSHI COIN*

[@jacklox1234]

Jamie Roe sarcasm

[@argonianvideo4439]

Then? Sick bastard? Try 0:42......

[@nickkohlmann]

@@jamieroe9655 Yeah sure

[@lordroy88]

Jamie Roe take it easy it’s just a video

[@Jess-iq1bw]

@@jamieroe9655 well someone can't take a joke

[@CanadianDan854]

I mean, October is already over, but ok.

[@ASpongexd]

Wierd flex but ok

[@dorkly]

weird gex but ok kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZzWgoOYYtOMqrM

[@DrawsomeDrawer]

What does that have to do with anything?

[@diamonddog2638]

No, it's October 48th.

[@ozzyomega8674]

Hey, people start decorating for christmas early so why can't we have halloween late?

[@FormulaFanboy]

"I can't even feel my moustache" Yeah Luigi. That's normal.

[@DnBreakcoring]

"so how did you guys die? Uh I lost my inhaler" died 😂

[@MrPhantaze]

Died ik astma

[@skitten4671]

Bro asthma is a real problem, are you making a joke or do you not know what the hell an inhaler is?

[@NOVA0335]

Green cat he’s clearly making a joke lighten up

[@skitten4671]

N0VA hey sorry I didn’t know

[@바다-i2e2z]

I lost Bowser's kids by Karen and got burnt to crisp

[@BendyCrates]

13:44 Mario is just doing what Peta's doing. Peta: They grow up so fast.

[@generalpacman8608]

I love the part when toad talks to Mario when he kidnaps peach. Mario faces is priceless

[@WingedFire]

So... You guys want to go-a haunt-a Luigi?

[@dreibf3156]

FUK LUIGI

[@TopLaHats]

HELL YEAH!!

[@coffeecartoons5345]

Fuk Luigi

[@nautical_z]

Yeah! He put our cousins in vaccums!

[@deadchannelprobably]

Yeah! God I'm super late to this party!

[@zaiydab.51]

"At last, the Mario Brothers. Now to finally destroy you once and for-- *Oh no, it's wolves!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jrlopez1027.]

XD

[@cerebralassassin2185]

That had me dying laughing

[@codenamedb6805]

Just by this comment the world can know that you like to be mean to people Everyone please stay away from her shes insane

[@BeefeusSteak]

Jrlopez You have used emojis prepare for destruction

[@82pythons85]

The Beserk Mario and Peta had me dying laughing. We need a CGI Mario movie with this kind of self aware humor... it would be the only way to do a Mario movie justice, has to have adult humor. I mean it’s literally a story about a plumber who goes down a pipe and gets addicted to mushrooms while trying to save some hot ass princess (oh and Luigi’s there too).

[@theonezombiethatlikesnugge5539]

4:22 Mario gets a gun whanted a tanuki suit kills toad and puts him in a chest for Luigi Typical

[@GreenStorm8200]

12:12 oh It's-a legit....

[@ugn154]

I love that one!

[@BitteMann]

B R U T A L I T Y .

[@totallyreyalfactsfsfs]

Gained the lead.

[@Palindrome78]

Not sure why I laughed so hard at "Oh no, it's wolves!" 😄

[@harrymillar4193]

Literally my favourite line out of all of Dorkly

[@gluesniffer2]

12:42 to 13:38 come on Nintendo make this Mario game we can handle it:)

[@PAINNN666]

And call it Mario of War.

[@valentinsapateiro7017]

Or DOOM : the slayer of mushroom kingdoom

[@simplygam3r770]

Hmmmm...... *super smash bros.... MARIO EDITION!!!*

[@general_villagerture9818]

@@valentinsapateiro7017 The ones who taste the bite of his sword, Call him. The Shroom slayer.

[@brainy1447]

Can’t wait for the new game they announced, “Mario commits genocide”!

[@Pretzel0740]

The part where Mario gave the coin to the shady toad and use a P-Block to kill him. It was so creative and I wish It was a real gimmick in the actual game. It is just so creative!🥰🤩

[@Gaminghj]

14:47 at least he cared enough to finish him off

[@danielcamara8647]

Mario's voice actor is simply a genious

[@SegaNintendoGuy64]

4:51 Poor choice of words Toad!

[@justagamer2091]

5:44 i see Bowser is learning from Kevin the Assistant

[@tubevolts]

Me, after wearing a mask all day: "I can't a-feel my mustache!"

[@drigondii]

Mine gets super itchy

[@mistylover7398]

@@drigondii* itchs *

[@Raison_d-etre]

@@mistylover7398 *itches

[@mistylover7398]

@@Raison_d-etre *farts*

[@Raison_d-etre]

@@mistylover7398 You've got nothing but farts. Got it.

[@lykanaslupus]

2:30 That ghost is actually an upgraded zombie from Heroes of Might and Magic II

[@ExistencialistaAntiHumanista]

And when it devours Mario those are sprites from a Splatterhouse III's monster

[@ShadowSearcher31]

“Ah the mario brothers, time to destroy you once and for al-oh god it’s wolves”

[@user-qh8zb4pg1o]

7:14 you just took incest to a whole nother level...

[@barsabe]

When you think Dorky upload a new video and see it was just a compliation video

[@TayoEXE]

Collab? Don't you mean compilation?

[@barsabe]

@@TayoEXE oops :D

[@theplatinumtrainer8648]

Logan Waltz also a great way to abuse watch time

[@TraXXXtar]

ive completely forgotten all of these, but i know ive watched at least 99% of all dorkly animations, so im completely thankful they did this. this is why reddit reposts exist and still get so popular

[@stardust_falls]

When you see pokemon rusty

[@0_Hazard]

5:00 idk why but I like how toad is saying yes with gun in his mouth xd

[@panecalf]

"Go to freaking Wal-Mart I don't care" One of the best lines of all time. Thank you so much Dorkly so that this line could be uttered.

[@ChristopherMoom]

Darkly Bits

[@Trash-bd1cb]

Thanks I hate it

[@dorkly]

this guy gets it

[@jondoesvlogs4242]

@@dorkly I dont get it

[@dorkly]

D A R K L Y B I T S

[@creako4622]

And now you're here! WTF

[@thramusgaming2255]

This is the best version of mario, thank you Clint Gage for giving mario a better voice personality.

[@creativeusername2202]

“Biiiiggg winnaaa...........”

[@VyxtheBat]

2:32 "I lost my inhaler" lol

[@iknowicked]

Nice profile pic

[@RoccoSocko]

I love how Mario calmly talks about how he hates animal cruelty while he beats the crap out of many animals

[@yungwind6820]

I love while Kevin explained his backstory he sounded all fun and just slowly got insane

[@Thibaut_Guerquin]

4:13 omg his death is sad, funny and cute at the same time, how is this possible ?!

[@Geneo-en5km]

Even though this has been out for over a year now...i always come back for I love the entertainment of all of dorkly's videos...never has gotten old

[@weirdboi3375]

3:28 when he collected so much mushrooms and fell, he should have made the power-down sound while getting smaller.

[@subzerothegrandmaster6185]

11:29 pretty genius idea to ask peach which castle is the one besides going without knowing

[@showmesomethingrandom4163]

Conspiracy theory: *Mario is a furry.*

[@bataton7733]

Before, I'd argue this. But him wearing a cat suit in the new game, and a frog suit in older games... I can't argue this. There's just too much evidence.

[@showmesomethingrandom4163]

@@bataton7733 too many furry suits to comprehend lmao

[@whisper_woods7348]

CONFIRMED

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Mario isn't. But goombas are and so is luigi.

[@fxman9071]

That PETA one was damn finny

[@StarKnight54]

Funny*

[@gba1525]

@@StarKnight54 finny*

[@nikolazagorac5226]

True

[@markcampos4862]

Where is it?

[@thebiolibrary5572]

I do not-a harm-a any creature, and-a nobody would do anything like-a that in our-a games. (Is murdering several innocent creatures for no reason gruesomely)

[@Lanoman123]

Now I realize how dark this shit gets

[@EvilExcalibur]

Yeah when played back to back they're pretty fucked up. Still funny though

[@dillongeorge5866]

3:09 I saw that happen to Shuckle. Now I know the origin 😂

[@kz_pasta5481]

12:42 when you kill mario's dog . . . . . *It's me, Mario Wick*

[@ibanganimeboys]

In soviet rusia mario does'nt kill dogs Dogs kill mario

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

He’s weak-a

[@bobthetomato7005]

It’s a me

[@kellencaldwell9153]

When did they kill his chain chomp?

[@Springdude11]

What About "What Really Happens When Mario Destroys A Castle?"

[@dustinjoosen5901]

thats gotta be the most dark mario bit i have ever seen

[@cadenmcerlean4920]

I think that came out after this. Makes the most sense as to why it didn't show up here

[@tremurda_777]

11:35 😂🤣😂i’m DYING right here!

[@Raph___A]

Detective Pikachu bit!Please do it!

[@bryanneblett3122]

Pidgey! Get me some puffs will ya?

[@gtshawn]

THWOMP YES!!!

[@TheAvalanchilator]

Gumbino did a great detective pikachu parody. If you're talking in light of the new movie, it's a little late though

[@konomi9205]

defective pikachu

[@IslanderIsaac]

A Detective Pikachu COMIC was done.

[@paintguin9004]

Aka: if mario was more realistic

[@nsxzlaz8569]

Which one

[@LostArchivist]

Not really imho.

[@kem5350]

Heyy wazzup Pinguino

[@MF100]

I love whoever voices Mario

[@holloweddoodles]

13:57 Mario: talks about how attacking an animal like a tanooki raccoon would sicken him while committing murder of various animals like yoshi.

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

ShadowBlixen "Cruelty has absolutely no place in my video games" Cheese Bridge Area: You sure about that?

[@dirkapitated]

I would always kill an animal when I have the chance -probably Mario-

[@moonbeam8406]

"Huh, well look at that. I guess I finished all my business. Now, I get to go to hell! Yaaaaaayyyyyy!"

[@Hellothere-by4ye]

0:32 voice actors of both are so good i like voices of both especially luigi one. don't change them ever

[@billcipher9243]

2:21 wait in the first one wolves attacked and in this guys story he was attacked by wolf's? ..... *illuminaty music plays*

[@stevenb8611]

Yeah because screw those wolves, they are the ones behind the flat earth movement.

[@PKmaster12]

5:05 “likeamagesticanimalofajapaneselore?”

[@Zekrom115]

No

[@Spaceman-1228]

@@Zekrom115 yes

[@SUPA_NIKA27]

@@Spaceman-1228 maybe

[@TopHatDealer]

Gambit from D&W moment

[@Thebestbobbyboy]

Lol

[@lennyramon622]

3.42 million subscribers are well deserved! Hope you make it up to 4 million soon. Incredible work, no critisism to make. Stay Healthy

[@mr.pugstergaming1013]

3:10 hey a thought just occurred so if his wife murdered him after cheating on her and killing mario was his unfinished business doesn't that me he was married to peach then was killed by her then his business was to kill peach''s current partner soooo i think we just saw the king of the mushroom kingdom go to hell and wow i put to much thought into this 😂

[@peashooter3494]

YYYAAAAAAYYYY

[@420roachdoggjr]

COPIED ALERT!

[@Somespideronline]

@@420roachdoggjr no one cares

[@credo956]

Actually he cheated on his gf not the other way around

[@thegr8hambino963]

What games was that?

[@wokenlunatic2849]

5:33 never messed with the boss

[@SonicRetros]

3:05 “Huh, well look at that. I guess I finished all my business. Now, I get to go to hell. *YAYYYYYYY-* “

[@nocturnalbutterfly897]

"I get to go to hell. Yayyyyy!" *TOP 10 ANIME DEATHS*

[@shuliu4804]

Merio killed 26 animals during his “speech”

[@professionalidiot1156]

PETA would like to know Mario’s location

[@breadman3841]

PETA broke the record sooner

[@itzdustsans4978]

It’s actually 22

[@bataton7733]

@@breadman3841 I see you're not the only one cursed with knowledge

[@adad87821]

@@professionalidiot1156 so they can give him a reward for doing there job for free

[@fireskullbro6358]

I love how bowser is basic level immortal

[@randomuser681]

Mario's reaction: who a-post this a-kind of videos!? I a-never swear!!

[@randomuser681]

@Logan Waltz how

[@LemonSmug]

This is-a bullshit!

[@gullible1137]

A little dinosaur

[@gullible1137]

A RACIST LITTLE DINOSAURS

[@jaydenpoyser8418]

Peach: “It’s Look Like A Bowling Ball Had Sex With Pac-Man!” Me: LOL😂

[@madelynsadelyn]

The end of the Toad House, with the music gone, Luigi's face, and the flat delivery of Toad, "Big winner." Was amazing.

[@screamingmario8592]

7:47 this yoshi was a victim of karen being anti-vaccinated

[@vortex7947]

And not wearing masks

[@realink555]

@@vortex7947 True. Lol.

[@jaybones6693]

That's the transformation you and your family get from your vaccinations lol

[@BJE_LFC]

@@jaybones6693 you literally just proved their point dumbass

[@earlleroybonaviewthe3rd112]

@@BJE_LFC how about you don't call people names! Ever think of that jerk face head wad!!!

[@simbanssi575]

Is it weird if I really like Mario goes berserk?

[@someflatsoda9879]

Only if you think that it's weird that I like Bowser wants a gun.

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

I like all of those vids :D

[@Fenrir-np9js]

Is one of the best!

[@MissDessKelogg]

Start the car. I SAID GET IN THE FUCKING CAR

[@StarKnight54]

@@MissDessKelogg its carl the cop if u get the reference

[@memedealer5044]

10:00 no bacon strips for you tonight

[@heliospah]

"Now I can't even feel my mustache" Press X to Doubt

[@PkmariO64]

I remember watching “Mario Goes Berserk” when I was 10, because I thought it was a real Mario game. Man, was I wrong.

[@luzvallin7566]

"Wait how did you bake a cake while kidnapped" No seriously how

[@DeathArrives]

13:35 *THERES NO NEED TO FIGHT HIM WHEN HES ALREADY FIGHTING YOU*