THE DARK WORLD OF MARIO DORKLY BITS

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5 жыл бұрын

Mario & Luigi spritework by David Clarke (aka Xander son of Xereus): mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb&...
Bowser spritework by Silverbolt: www.spriters-resource.com/cus...
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@dorkly
@dorkly 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry-o Mario
@novastar3990
@novastar3990 5 жыл бұрын
What about the nonexistent world of Kirby Dorkly Bits?
@dorkly
@dorkly 5 жыл бұрын
Kirby's already too dark
@flyingtomatoes7898
@flyingtomatoes7898 5 жыл бұрын
What about Telltale Games' Super Mario Bros.
@GreenMetalicDevil
@GreenMetalicDevil 5 жыл бұрын
Try Digimon? As mentioned on another video, it's one i've seen few make parodies/fun of.
@nada-qx9zc
@nada-qx9zc 5 жыл бұрын
Eres el mejor
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
Mario's voice actor is overqualified
@thatbloomer5642
@thatbloomer5642 3 жыл бұрын
Gotcha!
@whisperingcrown591
@whisperingcrown591 3 жыл бұрын
How do I find you literally everywhere? Wtf?
@therainbowmarioman8461
@therainbowmarioman8461 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisisbored3308 W R O N G
@channelantenarecorder4820
@channelantenarecorder4820 3 жыл бұрын
I think everyone is better off not questioning this person's existence
@MordredStarfall
@MordredStarfall 3 жыл бұрын
@Connor Sorenson same..same
@Mayhemm007
@Mayhemm007 5 жыл бұрын
I die every time Mario goes berserk. "Start the car!" "Wha-?" "I said GET IN THE F*CKING CAR!"
@mobboss3440
@mobboss3440 4 жыл бұрын
There's exactly 100 likes noice
@andesaurus3547
@andesaurus3547 4 жыл бұрын
aaaaaaaaa
@1179next
@1179next 4 жыл бұрын
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
@nuk4lear
@nuk4lear 4 жыл бұрын
700! Dayyum! Oh you got to be a fucking kidding me Run Luigi food is scarce this time of the year
@enriquevilla6116
@enriquevilla6116 4 жыл бұрын
Mario: *paratroopa abuse*
@AVeryMidCelticsFan
@AVeryMidCelticsFan 3 жыл бұрын
Mario: the thought of me hurting an animal is disgusting Also Mario: *burns fish underwater*
@Raison_d-etre
@Raison_d-etre 2 жыл бұрын
Like a POTUS saying there are good people on both sides of a neo-Nazi protest. Tell him he's a racist and he'll respond the same way Mario does.
@LW-lg6wn
@LW-lg6wn 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah and peta complains about the tanuki suit
@JessAnd2006
@JessAnd2006 2 жыл бұрын
They should be complaining about yoshi abuse
@sollew7434
@sollew7434 2 жыл бұрын
hes breaking the laws of peta AND PHYSICS
@syrusangi8743
@syrusangi8743 2 жыл бұрын
Same Mario: wears his brother's skin n makes 1000s of Yoshis fall to their deaths
@thatbeanieboi5733
@thatbeanieboi5733 3 жыл бұрын
Mario: " cruelty has no place in my videogames " Proceeds to burn yoshi to death
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😆
@tord3913
@tord3913 2 жыл бұрын
Was drinking milk while reading this and spilled it through my nose
@sethporter9066
@sethporter9066 2 жыл бұрын
Mario: "We know you care PETA, and-a so do we" He says before capping a Koopa. AFTER beating it nearly to death with it's own shell XD
@iyusony8196
@iyusony8196 2 жыл бұрын
Tails on a bench
@MrBlitzardo21
@MrBlitzardo21 2 жыл бұрын
Hypocrite mario
@Metalwabbit
@Metalwabbit 4 жыл бұрын
Why do I love British Bowser so much? Something about this giant fire breathing turtle dragon having a posh English accent gets me every time
@osmacar5331
@osmacar5331 4 жыл бұрын
@Jake Sangria we're still monsterous, just more cloak and dagger now, we can still topple nations just as well as we used to, just need one deployment of the S.A.S. for one objective, and the day after, the nation falls
@ImmenseDefencecemre
@ImmenseDefencecemre 4 жыл бұрын
osmacar bit cringe mate
@claytonpactol8851
@claytonpactol8851 4 жыл бұрын
USA: This Bowser uses cookies Across the pond: This Bowser uses *biscuits*
@makaramuss
@makaramuss 3 жыл бұрын
british got a thing with being big mean bad guys
@HylianKirbo
@HylianKirbo 3 жыл бұрын
@@osmacar5331 right.. xP
@supabonniearts
@supabonniearts 4 жыл бұрын
"ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD JERRY!!"
@vincentdaniels5645
@vincentdaniels5645 4 жыл бұрын
HeeHaw Go to freaking Walmart idc lmao
@metallicaproductions1987
@metallicaproductions1987 4 жыл бұрын
SupaBonnie You know who Holly Is? *HOLLYWOOD*
@tekeshim9866
@tekeshim9866 4 жыл бұрын
"THOWMP NO"
@suckerman7gm
@suckerman7gm 4 жыл бұрын
@TheLuigifan8881 "So, you want me to get bigger, faster guns?" "JUST GET NORMAL GUNS. GO TO FREAKIN' WALMART, I DON'T CARE!"
@4569packers
@4569packers 4 жыл бұрын
AND BOWSER ALREADY PAID CHILD SUPPORT
@evaphan2720
@evaphan2720 3 жыл бұрын
"So, how did you all die?" "We were getting abused by a Red Plumber."
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 3 жыл бұрын
👻 : I slipped on a 🍌
@xboxoneyes7734
@xboxoneyes7734 3 жыл бұрын
@@mistylover7398 *Banana*
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 3 жыл бұрын
@@xboxoneyes7734 😵
@georgeristei765
@georgeristei765 2 жыл бұрын
@@mistylover7398 bonana
@fozofufozofu4892
@fozofufozofu4892 2 жыл бұрын
Banana gun
@michaelbatibo2740
@michaelbatibo2740 3 жыл бұрын
the guy who voiced mario nailed it. This is exactly how i feel he would talk in real life
@kaneo1
@kaneo1 Жыл бұрын
For some odd reason, I think he would sound like Chris Pratt.
@Pinkkittie5006
@Pinkkittie5006 Жыл бұрын
​@Richard Reavis this was before or after the movie was announced
@Bonetrousle
@Bonetrousle 5 жыл бұрын
So how’d you all died? *Oh I slipped in the shower.*
@disgruntledmole
@disgruntledmole 4 жыл бұрын
I lost my inhaler
@Jay-mz3cp
@Jay-mz3cp 4 жыл бұрын
I ate before I went swimming.
@SporeFreak2010
@SporeFreak2010 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jay-mz3cp I fell down an elevator shaft, survived the fall but was then crushed to death by the elevator. yup :l
@coffeecartoons5345
@coffeecartoons5345 4 жыл бұрын
*I lost my inhaler*
@kennethnwebb
@kennethnwebb 4 жыл бұрын
Real Ghost sounds like the Inbred Yoshi
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 4 жыл бұрын
The voice acting is amazing in these. English Bowser is a hilarious idea
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 4 жыл бұрын
@@lisamyers-lucas74 no, just no. British is the same as English when it comes to the accent. I'm being more specific. That's like saying Egypt isn't part of Africa.
@spartans-4196
@spartans-4196 3 жыл бұрын
@@lisamyers-lucas74 An English accent is different than a Scottish or Welsh Accent, despite all three being part of Britain.
@Novalaxy23
@Novalaxy23 2 жыл бұрын
well now jack black will voice bowser in a movie
@Bob-he9ux
@Bob-he9ux Жыл бұрын
He should be the VA for the upcoming movie.
@TheLightBreakingLad
@TheLightBreakingLad Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@amvcity6076
@amvcity6076 3 жыл бұрын
Mario wears Luigis skin Wolves: So you have chosen Death
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 3 жыл бұрын
Mario : 😱
@immortalyuki3153
@immortalyuki3153 3 жыл бұрын
Yoshi:Are you parents siblings or something? Inbred yoshi:My mom is my dad’s mom.
@neerajjoshi8395
@neerajjoshi8395 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@wastelandlegocheem
@wastelandlegocheem 2 жыл бұрын
The Joestars: There is another.
@AlfieM2010YT
@AlfieM2010YT Жыл бұрын
Sweet home Alabama
@ultrad-rex1389
@ultrad-rex1389 4 жыл бұрын
Bowser? Afraid of wolves? Why not have Mario ride a wolf instead of a Yoshi? *Edit* - _Why the F does this have so many likes?_
@YMangaka
@YMangaka 4 жыл бұрын
Cause Mario isnt Midna.
@radioactivian4412
@radioactivian4412 4 жыл бұрын
cause all the wolves in the mario universe have rabies
@YMangaka
@YMangaka 3 жыл бұрын
@Blue Toad lol thanks, my favorite Toad. X3
@iceicicle3046
@iceicicle3046 3 жыл бұрын
the wolf would eat mario....and then go eat bowser
@prptheawesome4911
@prptheawesome4911 3 жыл бұрын
I mean would you not bet afraid of wolves
@jam_plays_games
@jam_plays_games 5 жыл бұрын
Love how mario decapitated bowser only for bowser to be alive in the very next scene
@machinerin151
@machinerin151 4 жыл бұрын
Fake Bowser. In all castles with mushroom people the Bowsers are fake, the real one is only in the last castle, with Peach. I see you haven't properly played the original Super Mario Bros
@MikyBounty
@MikyBounty 4 жыл бұрын
Mario can do it 99 times in a row.
@amazatoad6988
@amazatoad6988 4 жыл бұрын
Quit being a smartass. He was obviously making a joke and you didnt get it. Plus he posted this comment 1 year ago why bother even replying
@YaBoiiMarz
@YaBoiiMarz 4 жыл бұрын
Also in the first Mario If you kill bowser with a fireball in every world other than 8 you see it was just a goomba or koopa in disguise so in fact that boss would have been a fake bowser not the real on and yes I know it's for comedic effect dont worry I'm not that dense
@amazatoad6988
@amazatoad6988 4 жыл бұрын
I always got confused when i was a kid. "Why does it show random enemies when i kill bowser?" But i knew that years ago and it made sense. Well i am still a kid but when i was a kidder. You know what i mean xd
@bennythedragonslayer4435
@bennythedragonslayer4435 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of pixelated blood in dorkly videos can fill the whole ocean
@jamesmarowa9434
@jamesmarowa9434 Жыл бұрын
Mario: I wouldn't even think of hurting an animal Also Mario: *Violates the laws of physics and nature just to kill a fish underwater with fire*
@d4peters86
@d4peters86 5 жыл бұрын
Toad’s house being rigged remains a personal fav of mine
@dorkly
@dorkly 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew here. I like that one too. That was the first one I ever wrote!
@d4peters86
@d4peters86 5 жыл бұрын
Dorkly Oh really? Neat
@nicocchi
@nicocchi 5 жыл бұрын
And the best part is that is actually true. The game decides your prize when you enter the Toad House, and it's the same prize regardless of the chest you choose, instead of generating an unique item for each chest. It's one of the most clever jokes Dorkly has come up with.
@juiyersh3668
@juiyersh3668 5 жыл бұрын
BIIIIG WINNER !...
@Dementia_Springtrap
@Dementia_Springtrap 5 жыл бұрын
Juiyers H uuuhh that’s nothing go away Luigi don’t look at it
@JODA93
@JODA93 4 жыл бұрын
Mario lied. Tanuki suits are actual suits not leaves.
@devog1842
@devog1842 3 жыл бұрын
10 months, 71 likes and no replies?
@JODA93
@JODA93 3 жыл бұрын
@@devog1842 thanks for bringing it up. Honestly had no idea. Lol
@justuperaiyanyt4147
@justuperaiyanyt4147 3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@tomixravenloss
@tomixravenloss 3 жыл бұрын
Tanuki*
@JODA93
@JODA93 3 жыл бұрын
@@tomixravenloss thanks o/
@Palindrome78
@Palindrome78 Жыл бұрын
Not sure why I laughed so hard at "Oh no, it's wolves!" 😄
@harrymillar4193
@harrymillar4193 9 ай бұрын
Literally my favourite line out of all of Dorkly
@amandal1488
@amandal1488 2 жыл бұрын
Peach still making mario a cake even while being "regular" kidnapped is oddly wholesome
@mihaimercenarul7467
@mihaimercenarul7467 Жыл бұрын
Wtf îs wrong with you
@sockamine6692
@sockamine6692 5 жыл бұрын
Dorkly Bits sounds like Breakfast cereal
@dorkly
@dorkly 5 жыл бұрын
part of an incredibly unbalanced breakfast
@kanjiknight8471
@kanjiknight8471 5 жыл бұрын
@@dorkly don't you mean Bayonetta-ohs?
@k1ngk4gl3
@k1ngk4gl3 5 жыл бұрын
shutup_takemoney.gif
@logicaloverdrive8197
@logicaloverdrive8197 5 жыл бұрын
Dorkly part of a balanced nightmare
@RNG7220
@RNG7220 5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@aaroniter891
@aaroniter891 5 жыл бұрын
“I can’t believe peta accused me of harming a animal to wear his skin” -Mario Also Mario- *proceeds to kill and harm every single creature that stands before him*
@somerandomashellperson7130
@somerandomashellperson7130 4 жыл бұрын
He never put on any of the skin correct?
@beyondblesscrissy4063
@beyondblesscrissy4063 4 жыл бұрын
Some random as hell person I mean, beating the absolute shit out of a turtle with its on shell, with blood splattering everywhere and then when it eventually dies after a very agonizing dead, gets shot multiple times with more blood and visceral spouting all of the place is on par with skinning a animal and wearing its skin to make you fly.
@Mr_Peas
@Mr_Peas 4 жыл бұрын
No shit
@civil_the
@civil_the 4 жыл бұрын
That's the joke.
@backlogs
@backlogs 4 жыл бұрын
I sure when peta does dump shit I'm linking that video
@bruh4138
@bruh4138 2 жыл бұрын
8:34 Peach : OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!? Mario : thats our new puppy ! His name is chain chomp. Peach : *it looks like if a bowling ball had sex with pacman*
@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958
@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958 Жыл бұрын
WTF. XD
@marybrown6290
@marybrown6290 3 жыл бұрын
6:35 all of my children 𝐴𝑅𝐸 𝐷𝐸𝐴𝐷 𝐽𝐸𝑅𝑅𝑌
@joshcreatorgalaxy8599
@joshcreatorgalaxy8599 Жыл бұрын
Rick and Morty joke.
@BeachBear64
@BeachBear64 Жыл бұрын
It isn’t. just because it says Jerry doesn’t make it Rick and Morty reference
@Yoshi4theWin
@Yoshi4theWin 4 жыл бұрын
The title should have been “The Dark-a World of-a Mario Dorkly Bits-a”
@KCCC326
@KCCC326 4 жыл бұрын
It’s yoshi For the win
@mayor_assistant
@mayor_assistant 4 жыл бұрын
Windows 93
@greenpenguin0763
@greenpenguin0763 3 жыл бұрын
I read this like a Italian
@Aaron-pg1sm
@Aaron-pg1sm 3 жыл бұрын
Get rid of the last -A and you are good
@ilimatroid8619
@ilimatroid8619 2 жыл бұрын
12:06 I just love how the Super Metroid intro music fits soo good in there.
@tubevolts
@tubevolts 3 жыл бұрын
Me, after wearing a mask all day: "I can't a-feel my mustache!"
@drigondii
@drigondii 3 жыл бұрын
Mine gets super itchy
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 3 жыл бұрын
@@drigondii* itchs *
@Raison_d-etre
@Raison_d-etre 2 жыл бұрын
@@mistylover7398 *itches
@mistylover7398
@mistylover7398 2 жыл бұрын
@@Raison_d-etre *farts*
@Raison_d-etre
@Raison_d-etre 2 жыл бұрын
@@mistylover7398 You've got nothing but farts. Got it.
@Bangcat
@Bangcat 4 жыл бұрын
The Mario goes berserk one never gets old.
@Historicutuber
@Historicutuber 4 жыл бұрын
I love it haha
@ht82smash42
@ht82smash42 3 жыл бұрын
Amen to that
@IlyaNLeo
@IlyaNLeo 3 жыл бұрын
@@Historicutuber I said start THE CAAC) xD
@deborahfischer4578
@deborahfischer4578 3 жыл бұрын
GET IN THE F****** CAR
@Ferrari255GTO
@Ferrari255GTO 3 жыл бұрын
The entire video is pure gold
@skywarslord4680
@skywarslord4680 4 жыл бұрын
13:47 Mario: *Puts on a peta power up* Mario:What am I now? Luigi: I don’t know, A animal abuser? Mario: No I PETA! Luigi:What’s the difference? Both: (laughing here)
@malikscott7062
@malikscott7062 3 жыл бұрын
I get it now. But it doesn't mean I wish I did sooner.
@FormulaFanboy
@FormulaFanboy 3 жыл бұрын
"I can't even feel my moustache" Yeah Luigi. That's normal.
@justagamer2091
@justagamer2091 3 жыл бұрын
5:44 i see Bowser is learning from Kevin the Assistant
@UndernetChara
@UndernetChara 5 жыл бұрын
"At last, the Mario brothers." "Oh no. It's Wolves." That part always makes me laugh so hard. Also the last one is definitely irony at its finest.
@serenitythelightone7541
@serenitythelightone7541 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Mario! OH MY GOD! AHHH!!!
@AvangionQ
@AvangionQ 5 жыл бұрын
Bowser would wreck those wolves.
@zaiydab.51
@zaiydab.51 5 жыл бұрын
I loved both of those parts. 😂😂😂
@pokewile
@pokewile 5 жыл бұрын
Mark van der Wal d
@petersander5802
@petersander5802 5 жыл бұрын
@@serenitythelightone7541 The question is did the wolfs eat her or did they take her as their mate?
@leonardotravinci2007
@leonardotravinci2007 4 жыл бұрын
The ghosts wife was princesses peach and she killed him for cheating, so his unfinished Business was to kill the man wis wife was cheating on him with
@James-ce6dc
@James-ce6dc 4 жыл бұрын
well good for him, i guess.
@gytuj6722
@gytuj6722 4 жыл бұрын
You heard the story wrong, he was cheating on his wife so his wife killed him.
@selfloathinggameing
@selfloathinggameing 4 жыл бұрын
SkillShare Kirby no you dont get it ghosty boi was cheating on peach WITH MARIO
@rowanthestupid7526
@rowanthestupid7526 4 жыл бұрын
That... makes sense.
@khajiithaswares4147
@khajiithaswares4147 4 жыл бұрын
Is your pfp from tuber simulator
@82pythons85
@82pythons85 3 жыл бұрын
The Beserk Mario and Peta had me dying laughing. We need a CGI Mario movie with this kind of self aware humor... it would be the only way to do a Mario movie justice, has to have adult humor. I mean it’s literally a story about a plumber who goes down a pipe and gets addicted to mushrooms while trying to save some hot ass princess (oh and Luigi’s there too).
@ShadowSearcher31
@ShadowSearcher31 3 жыл бұрын
“Ah the mario brothers, time to destroy you once and for al-oh god it’s wolves”
@shanemerrigan1994
@shanemerrigan1994 4 жыл бұрын
Even in death, Kevin is a great workplace asset.
@nickvanvliet953
@nickvanvliet953 4 жыл бұрын
I love that Chainy was actually happy to see Bowser. Its cute.
@adad87821
@adad87821 3 жыл бұрын
i find it funny bowser was more mad at chainy for barfing on him then chainy litterly eating mario and peach
@Raison_d-etre
@Raison_d-etre 2 жыл бұрын
@@adad87821 Isn't that what Bowser would do?
@jaygooese4242
@jaygooese4242 Жыл бұрын
@@adad87821 I agree some screwed up scenes but still interesting
@jaygooese4242
@jaygooese4242 Жыл бұрын
@@Raison_d-etre this is my favorite
@tremurda_777
@tremurda_777 3 жыл бұрын
11:35 😂🤣😂i’m DYING right here!
@generalpacman8608
@generalpacman8608 3 жыл бұрын
I love the part when toad talks to Mario when he kidnaps peach. Mario faces is priceless
@DnBreakcoring
@DnBreakcoring 5 жыл бұрын
"so how did you guys die? Uh I lost my inhaler" died 😂
@MrPhantaze
@MrPhantaze 4 жыл бұрын
Died ik astma
@skitten4671
@skitten4671 4 жыл бұрын
Bro asthma is a real problem, are you making a joke or do you not know what the hell an inhaler is?
@NOVA0335
@NOVA0335 4 жыл бұрын
Green cat he’s clearly making a joke lighten up
@skitten4671
@skitten4671 4 жыл бұрын
N0VA hey sorry I didn’t know
@Hello-xd8z
@Hello-xd8z 4 жыл бұрын
I lost Bowser's kids by Karen and got burnt to crisp
@jacklox1234
@jacklox1234 5 жыл бұрын
14:20 That sick bastard... *HE DIDNT GRAB THE YOSHI COIN*
@jacklox1234
@jacklox1234 4 жыл бұрын
Jamie Roe sarcasm
@argonianvideo4439
@argonianvideo4439 4 жыл бұрын
Then? Sick bastard? Try 0:42......
@nickkohlmann
@nickkohlmann 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamieroe9655 Yeah sure
@lordroy88
@lordroy88 4 жыл бұрын
Jamie Roe take it easy it’s just a video
@Jess-iq1bw
@Jess-iq1bw 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamieroe9655 well someone can't take a joke
@MF100
@MF100 2 жыл бұрын
I love whoever voices Mario
@Destiny-rt6kq
@Destiny-rt6kq 3 жыл бұрын
5:00 idk why but I like how toad is saying yes with gun in his mouth xd
@geardog24
@geardog24 5 жыл бұрын
1:19 Pretty sure Bowser can fight off some wolves.
@spacetrainbaby3737
@spacetrainbaby3737 5 жыл бұрын
i mean he only has hundreds of cannons, bunch of tomahawks shoved up his ass, he can litteraly breathe fire and has a flying clown face copter thingy with a bunch of weapons, wolves aren't much of a problem
@thecplman1
@thecplman1 5 жыл бұрын
@@spacetrainbaby3737 I don't think they're supposed to be tomahawks. I think they're supposed to be hammers.
@spacetrainbaby3737
@spacetrainbaby3737 5 жыл бұрын
@@thecplman1 oh ok . _ .
@drippykong9344
@drippykong9344 5 жыл бұрын
@@thecplman1 but what's the difference
@wizzem7890
@wizzem7890 5 жыл бұрын
@@thecplman1 ones more painful and the other's more lethal.
@DanielSambar
@DanielSambar 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, October is already over, but ok.
@ASpongexd
@ASpongexd 5 жыл бұрын
Wierd flex but ok
@dorkly
@dorkly 5 жыл бұрын
weird gex but ok kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZzWgoOYYtOMqrM
@DrawsomeDrawer
@DrawsomeDrawer 5 жыл бұрын
What does that have to do with anything?
@diamonddog2638
@diamonddog2638 5 жыл бұрын
No, it's October 48th.
@ozzyomega8674
@ozzyomega8674 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, people start decorating for christmas early so why can't we have halloween late?
@dillongeorge5866
@dillongeorge5866 3 жыл бұрын
3:09 I saw that happen to Shuckle. Now I know the origin 😂
@showmesomethingrandom4163
@showmesomethingrandom4163 3 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy theory: *Mario is a furry.*
@bataton7733
@bataton7733 3 жыл бұрын
Before, I'd argue this. But him wearing a cat suit in the new game, and a frog suit in older games... I can't argue this. There's just too much evidence.
@showmesomethingrandom4163
@showmesomethingrandom4163 3 жыл бұрын
@@bataton7733 too many furry suits to comprehend lmao
@whisper_woods7348
@whisper_woods7348 3 жыл бұрын
CONFIRMED
@wastelandlegocheem
@wastelandlegocheem 2 жыл бұрын
Mario isn't. But goombas are and so is luigi.
@WingedFire
@WingedFire 5 жыл бұрын
So... You guys want to go-a haunt-a Luigi?
@dreibf3156
@dreibf3156 5 жыл бұрын
FUK LUIGI
@TopLaHats
@TopLaHats 4 жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH!!
@coffeecartoons5345
@coffeecartoons5345 4 жыл бұрын
Fuk Luigi
@nautical_z
@nautical_z 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah! He put our cousins in vaccums!
@deadchannelprobably
@deadchannelprobably 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah! God I'm super late to this party!
@zaiydab.51
@zaiydab.51 5 жыл бұрын
"At last, the Mario Brothers. Now to finally destroy you once and for-- *Oh no, it's wolves!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jrlopez1027.
@jrlopez1027. 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@cerebralassassin2185
@cerebralassassin2185 4 жыл бұрын
That had me dying laughing
@codenamedb6805
@codenamedb6805 4 жыл бұрын
Just by this comment the world can know that you like to be mean to people Everyone please stay away from her shes insane
@BeefeusSteak
@BeefeusSteak 4 жыл бұрын
Jrlopez You have used emojis prepare for destruction
@Gaminghj
@Gaminghj 3 жыл бұрын
14:47 at least he cared enough to finish him off
@memedealer5044
@memedealer5044 3 жыл бұрын
10:00 no bacon strips for you tonight
@BendyCrates
@BendyCrates 4 жыл бұрын
13:44 Mario is just doing what Peta's doing. Peta: They grow up so fast.
@GreenStorm8200
@GreenStorm8200 4 жыл бұрын
12:12 oh It's-a legit....
@ugn154
@ugn154 3 жыл бұрын
I love that one!
@BitteMann
@BitteMann Жыл бұрын
B R U T A L I T Y .
@romancatholicgameing
@romancatholicgameing Жыл бұрын
Gained the lead.
@ryuzakisfeet4729
@ryuzakisfeet4729 3 жыл бұрын
I love when Mario geos full on survival mode and olso siko mode
@thramusgaming2255
@thramusgaming2255 Жыл бұрын
This is the best version of mario, thank you Clint Gage for giving mario a better voice personality.
@Pretzel0740
@Pretzel0740 4 жыл бұрын
The part where Mario gave the coin to the shady toad and use a P-Block to kill him. It was so creative and I wish It was a real gimmick in the actual game. It is just so creative!🥰🤩
@ChristopherMoom
@ChristopherMoom 5 жыл бұрын
Darkly Bits
@Trash-bd1cb
@Trash-bd1cb 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks I hate it
@dorkly
@dorkly 5 жыл бұрын
this guy gets it
@jondoesvlogs4242
@jondoesvlogs4242 5 жыл бұрын
@@dorkly I dont get it
@dorkly
@dorkly 5 жыл бұрын
D A R K L Y B I T S
@creako4622
@creako4622 5 жыл бұрын
And now you're here! WTF
@shuliu4804
@shuliu4804 3 жыл бұрын
Merio killed 26 animals during his “speech”
@professionalidiot1156
@professionalidiot1156 3 жыл бұрын
PETA would like to know Mario’s location
@breadman3841
@breadman3841 3 жыл бұрын
PETA broke the record sooner
@itzdustsans4978
@itzdustsans4978 3 жыл бұрын
It’s actually 22
@bataton7733
@bataton7733 3 жыл бұрын
@@breadman3841 I see you're not the only one cursed with knowledge
@adad87821
@adad87821 3 жыл бұрын
@@professionalidiot1156 so they can give him a reward for doing there job for free
@RoccoSocko
@RoccoSocko 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Mario calmly talks about how he hates animal cruelty while he beats the crap out of many animals
@lykanaslupus
@lykanaslupus 5 жыл бұрын
2:30 That ghost is actually an upgraded zombie from Heroes of Might and Magic II
@ExistencialistaAntiHumanista
@ExistencialistaAntiHumanista 4 жыл бұрын
And when it devours Mario those are sprites from a Splatterhouse III's monster
@danielcamara8647
@danielcamara8647 3 жыл бұрын
Mario's voice actor is simply a genious
@Hellothere-by4ye
@Hellothere-by4ye 3 жыл бұрын
0:32 voice actors of both are so good i like voices of both especially luigi one. don't change them ever
@Scorch12628
@Scorch12628 3 жыл бұрын
1:02 I almost spit out my cereal ✋🏻🤣
@SegaNintendoGuy64
@SegaNintendoGuy64 4 жыл бұрын
4:51 Poor choice of words Toad!
@theonezombiethatlikesnugge5539
@theonezombiethatlikesnugge5539 4 жыл бұрын
4:22 Mario gets a gun whanted a tanuki suit kills toad and puts him in a chest for Luigi Typical
@CrackyBros
@CrackyBros 3 жыл бұрын
3:05 “Huh, well look at that. I guess I finished all my business. Now, I get to go to hell. *YAYYYYYYY-* “
@Geneo-en5km
@Geneo-en5km 3 жыл бұрын
Even though this has been out for over a year now...i always come back for I love the entertainment of all of dorkly's videos...never has gotten old
@fxman9071
@fxman9071 5 жыл бұрын
That PETA one was damn finny
@StarKnight54
@StarKnight54 5 жыл бұрын
Funny*
@gba1525
@gba1525 5 жыл бұрын
@@StarKnight54 finny*
@nikolazagorac5226
@nikolazagorac5226 5 жыл бұрын
True
@markcampos4862
@markcampos4862 5 жыл бұрын
Where is it?
@thebiolibrary5572
@thebiolibrary5572 4 жыл бұрын
I do not-a harm-a any creature, and-a nobody would do anything like-a that in our-a games. (Is murdering several innocent creatures for no reason gruesomely)
@creativeusername2202
@creativeusername2202 5 жыл бұрын
“Biiiiggg winnaaa...........”
@luzvallin7566
@luzvallin7566 2 жыл бұрын
"Wait how did you bake a cake while kidnapped" No seriously how
@fireskullbro6358
@fireskullbro6358 3 жыл бұрын
I love how bowser is basic level immortal
@PKmaster12
@PKmaster12 5 жыл бұрын
5:05 “likeamagesticanimalofajapaneselore?”
@Zekrom115
@Zekrom115 5 жыл бұрын
No
@Spaceman-1228
@Spaceman-1228 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zekrom115 yes
@Deluxe_bucks
@Deluxe_bucks Жыл бұрын
@@Spaceman-1228 maybe
@holloweddoodles
@holloweddoodles 4 жыл бұрын
13:57 Mario: talks about how attacking an animal like a tanooki raccoon would sicken him while committing murder of various animals like yoshi.
@Duval-In-The-Wall
@Duval-In-The-Wall 4 жыл бұрын
ShadowBlixen "Cruelty has absolutely no place in my video games" Cheese Bridge Area: You sure about that?
@DonnavynVomit
@DonnavynVomit 2 жыл бұрын
I would always kill an animal when I have the chance -probably Mario-
@ricojones856
@ricojones856 3 жыл бұрын
“ I said get in the fuckin car” makes me laugh every single time I hear it.
@x_hellspawn_x9850
@x_hellspawn_x9850 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t say anything about the bullet bills because I never could avoid them XD
@subzerothegrandmaster6185
@subzerothegrandmaster6185 5 жыл бұрын
11:29 pretty genius idea to ask peach which castle is the one besides going without knowing
@weirdboi3375
@weirdboi3375 4 жыл бұрын
3:28 when he collected so much mushrooms and fell, he should have made the power-down sound while getting smaller.
@shell-lesskoopa6830
@shell-lesskoopa6830 3 жыл бұрын
Bowser is such a strong guy he could have just breath fire at those wolves
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 2 жыл бұрын
Bowser regularly gets trounced by a 5'1" tall fat guy. He's not really all that strong.
@willestr8656
@willestr8656 2 жыл бұрын
@@RabblesTheBinx could have still gone in his shell or done a shell spin to spike the wolves
@stevenquartzcutiepiedemayo8272
@stevenquartzcutiepiedemayo8272 2 жыл бұрын
But then Peta would hunt him down
@vijayarajendren8997
@vijayarajendren8997 2 жыл бұрын
@@RabblesTheBinx hes strong but hes dumb
@CXL_
@CXL_ 3 жыл бұрын
Best moment of the video 13:30
@user-qh8zb4pg1o
@user-qh8zb4pg1o 5 жыл бұрын
7:14 you just took incest to a whole nother level...
@amelchavarria6649
@amelchavarria6649 4 жыл бұрын
"Go to freaking Wal-Mart I don't care" One of the best lines of all time. Thank you so much Dorkly so that this line could be uttered.
@Feelin2nice
@Feelin2nice 3 жыл бұрын
Well done! I thoroughly enjoyed them all, especially the ones about the big slow gun bullets and PETA.
@kymerastark8364
@kymerastark8364 3 жыл бұрын
Toad-napper: I need to inspect it to make sure it’s legit Mario : *oh itsa legit* Also Mario : *coin block*
@callmezeldaonemoartime
@callmezeldaonemoartime 5 жыл бұрын
Now I realize how dark this shit gets
@EvilExcalibur
@EvilExcalibur 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah when played back to back they're pretty fucked up. Still funny though
@gluesniffer2
@gluesniffer2 5 жыл бұрын
12:42 to 13:38 come on Nintendo make this Mario game we can handle it:)
@PAINNN666
@PAINNN666 5 жыл бұрын
And call it Mario of War.
@valentinsapateiro7017
@valentinsapateiro7017 5 жыл бұрын
Or DOOM : the slayer of mushroom kingdoom
@simplygam3r770
@simplygam3r770 5 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm...... *super smash bros.... MARIO EDITION!!!*
@general_villagerture9818
@general_villagerture9818 5 жыл бұрын
@@valentinsapateiro7017 The ones who taste the bite of his sword, Call him. The Shroom slayer.
@brainy1447
@brainy1447 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the new game they announced, “Mario commits genocide”!
@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269
@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 3 жыл бұрын
I only recently discovered Dorkly, like less than 3weeks ago. Everything i'v seen weather it be about Pokemon, Mario, Sonic, or any other character the writing and comedy are absolutely brilliant more often than most enjoyable content. i only wish i had noticed them years ago! Officially Subscribed. 👍 Thank You Dorkly for the content
@madelynsadelyn
@madelynsadelyn 2 жыл бұрын
The end of the Toad House, with the music gone, Luigi's face, and the flat delivery of Toad, "Big winner." Was amazing.
@Thibaut_Guerquin
@Thibaut_Guerquin 4 жыл бұрын
4:13 omg his death is sad, funny and cute at the same time, how is this possible ?!
@barsabe
@barsabe 5 жыл бұрын
When you think Dorky upload a new video and see it was just a compliation video
@TayoEXE
@TayoEXE 5 жыл бұрын
Collab? Don't you mean compilation?
@barsabe
@barsabe 5 жыл бұрын
@@TayoEXE oops :D
@theplatinumtrainer8648
@theplatinumtrainer8648 5 жыл бұрын
Logan Waltz also a great way to abuse watch time
@TraXXXtar
@TraXXXtar 5 жыл бұрын
ive completely forgotten all of these, but i know ive watched at least 99% of all dorkly animations, so im completely thankful they did this. this is why reddit reposts exist and still get so popular
@stardust_falls
@stardust_falls 5 жыл бұрын
When you see pokemon rusty
@Savage_Studios_Productions
@Savage_Studios_Productions Жыл бұрын
13:41 This one is my favorite bit. It makes me laugh all the time.
@lennyramon622
@lennyramon622 3 жыл бұрын
3.42 million subscribers are well deserved! Hope you make it up to 4 million soon. Incredible work, no critisism to make. Stay Healthy
@billcipher9243
@billcipher9243 5 жыл бұрын
2:21 wait in the first one wolves attacked and in this guys story he was attacked by wolf's? ..... *illuminaty music plays*
@stevenb8611
@stevenb8611 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah because screw those wolves, they are the ones behind the flat earth movement.
@helohelo7099
@helohelo7099 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Mario turned into the doomslayer, this is what it would be like
@_singh.angad_9903
@_singh.angad_9903 3 жыл бұрын
Man Nintendo should hire you to telecast these on TV 🤣🤣🤣
@springdude1165
@springdude1165 5 жыл бұрын
What About "What Really Happens When Mario Destroys A Castle?"
@dustinjoosen5901
@dustinjoosen5901 4 жыл бұрын
thats gotta be the most dark mario bit i have ever seen
@cadenmcerlean4920
@cadenmcerlean4920 4 жыл бұрын
I think that came out after this. Makes the most sense as to why it didn't show up here
@moonbeam8406
@moonbeam8406 4 жыл бұрын
"Huh, well look at that. I guess I finished all my business. Now, I get to go to hell! Yaaaaaayyyyyy!"
@jasonkh4
@jasonkh4 3 жыл бұрын
It kills me that Mario and Luigi don't just speak Italian when it's just the two of them, keep speaking English in Italian accents LMFAO 😂
@caze269
@caze269 3 жыл бұрын
That's because they're not Italian. They're from Brooklyn. Didn't you see the movie?
@charsonic1771
@charsonic1771 2 жыл бұрын
These moments are dark and cool on Mario’s adventure
@DeathArrives
@DeathArrives 4 жыл бұрын
13:35 *THERES NO NEED TO FIGHT HIM WHEN HES ALREADY FIGHTING YOU*
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