If the Cinematic Intros were Honest

I have added support for these intros to go into your game!
If you download this file and extract the zip into your classic era folder, the game will override your narration sound files with your custom sounds:
drive.google.com/file/d/1TeOa...
00:00 Human Intro
01:30 Forsaken Intro
03:15 Dwarf Intro
04:18 Orc Intro
05:32 Gnome Intro
06:53 Troll Intro
07:54 Night Elf Intro
09:40 Tauren Intro
10:53 No

[@MoronicMinds]

Songs used: Undead: kzbin.info/www/bejne/emOtnWVtob54rrc Orc: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWXCkKSgYtCfq6c Gnome: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5q7p4JmZdF9jJI

[@SatansRoyalBoner]

Love you.

[@ulgarvorniksen5435]

Moo Gang.

[@tibik.8407]

Just saying that I absolutely love the writings of this, espiecially the beginning of the night elf intro. That "You're an elf player" to "Im not judging" sounded something straight out of The Stanley Parable. Please make more of this! :D

[@anchesterthejester6221]

what's the song that starts playing half way into the troll intro?

[@lazarus8453]

I love how unbiased Tauren players are.

[@lukasmischlich1178]

Also humble!

[@Chronicgamer36]

And handsome, just like... The best looking.

[@timhaugen6410]

The Bloodhoofs HAVE, often, been pivotal in negotiations between Horde and Alliance.

[@GdzieJestNemo]

i'm convinced the lift to Thunderbuff weeds out the bad ones

[@TheRockinDonkey]

@@GdzieJestNemopossibly

[@Fvillalba8]

"we arent discussing the news, we are discussing the classics" As a 30somthing dude that goes hard.

[@Andrey-lk5mz]

pov: a 20s dwarf

[@JohnSmith-rr3jt]

If you're 30 something and speak that way...

[@timhaugen6410]

/scoff... Wait until you're in your 50s

[@dumb33]

Dwarf Pilled 💪

[@Ghost1170]

​@@Andrey-lk5mz dude I was like 8 when i first picked dwarf xD

[@Tathanic]

Night elves are for people who want to be animals and Tauren are for animals that want to be people.

[@Bleilock1]

As a tauren i can agree

[@ulgarvorniksen5435]

Me'a shush ah'men.

[@clogs4956]

Night Elf VDH…

[@yaelz6043]

Tough talk for someone who wouldn't survive a tree to the face.

[@Wulfstan1938]

I played night elf because they're tall and jacked

[@Oronak]

ORC STRONG BAD TIME PASS WHEN GOOD TIME COME ME NO GET STUNNED BEST RACE

[@luckiller019]

Bad times create strong orcs. Strong orcs create bad times Bad times create strong orcs Strong orcs create bad times

[@PurpleSun8933]

People complaining about rogue stunlock in classic. Me, an intellectual orc (shaman ofc), never seen stun in my status bar.

[@Yugelol]

Orc born, orc grow up, orc happy, orc get wife, orc happy, orc get child, orc happy, orc wife die, orc sad, orc war, orc happy, orc bomb druids, orc happy, orc old, orc child old and strong, orc die :(

[@i.k.2485]

ORC STRONG AXE SKILL BIG BUT NO AXE DROP IN DEAD PLACE OR DRAGON PLACE ORC ANGRY

[@Jkg71]

ORC RIDE WIFE ORC LIFE GOOD WIFE FIGHT BACK ORC KILL WIFE ORC WIFE GONE THINK ABOUT WIFE ORC REGRET

[@Kaiyanwang82]

I love how it perfectly captured the stereotypical gnome and undead players

[@andrewbyrnes6389]

The edgy music on the pvp compilation 😂😂

[@xinlou6707]

@@andrewbyrnes6389 To this day i still love to do some random BGs with this kind of music thats like one of the best things i like about the game and i play gnome xD

[@joe77andino]

I didn't realize how badass they where , into I seen this video lol

[@andrewbyrnes6389]

@@xinlou6707 yeah when we did dungeon grinding as 5 man in SoD we had the doom soundtrack playing. Made it so much more fun

[@jedediahjehoshaphat]

​@@andrewbyrnes6389 Exactly 😂😂😂

[@Tuskor130]

"Now look I have no issues with night elf players, I just wouldn't let one marry my daughter."

[@oscara1573]

wise decision

[@dmitriyrasskazov8858]

Around elves watch yourselves.

[@amberslahlize7961]

I am the night elf daughter though...

[@ajuicywaffle9037]

don’t worry I won’t marry your daughter, I just wanna have a good time with her

[@justinarmstrong7532]

@@amberslahlize7961NE irl?

[@ProperlyBasic11]

Reject big orc town. Embrace the majestic natural perfection of Thunder Bluff.

[@VegetoStevieD]

Orc players are wiggers

[@goktugonvermez8140]

Magic Orc thrall kill and big axe orc finish, bad time come

[@curnott6051]

Honestly, you guys should enjoy Ogrimmar before Garrosh comes along and ruins it while you can.

[@davidaleksidze3381]

@@curnott6051Ruin?

[@curnott6051]

@@davidaleksidze3381 Classic Ogrimmar > Cata Ogrimmar, fite me bru.

[@damjan1170]

R.I.P. Earl Boen. God I loved every moment of those intros. Even as a kid his voice gave me goosebumps.

[@noctusowl]

It was fitting he voiced Terenas Menethil. It's like Arthas father narrates WoW from the afterlife.

[@AnonymousFilms1]

The Disco Elysium narrator felt right at home in that WoW intro

[@JaxonRabbit]

fuuuuck, i was wondering where i knew it from, good call

[@HelloThere-zh7ti]

I thought I was imagining things!

[@butifarras]

Halflight build

[@A2ndVoice]

"Unless you're a warlock, then some demon, but waay less" was perfection

[@Johannes_Sivesgaard]

As a Dane, I was not prepared to be violated like this. As a Gnome main, I salute you sir.

[@thefixer2954]

as a troll main, that one is alarmingly accurate.

[@xenagos3336]

Same, im high... I mean, scared

[@simecki4222]

We on that troll mojo

[@mellaroulakeman9798]

My guild called me I nice guy while I was high as fck playing my Troll rogue. 😅

[@collinfant5146]

I was a troll tank in MOP lol.

[@thefixer2954]

@@xenagos3336 why do you think I mained a troll mage? Because I get absolutely ripped before raids and a 1 button rotation is all I can manage.

[@oscara1573]

If i cinematic intros were this cool i would never skip them

[@appo8557]

the OG classic ones were all cool tbf.

[@Cstachman]

They need to make a addon to put these in. EZ

[@Nekorobot01]

@@Cstachman oh please make that happen, addon makers of the world

[@smudgedskies9525]

I've never met a Tauren player who was an asshole, they're all just chill as hell

[@Pappagar]

Back in wrath OG the most decked out badass pvper I ever saw was a Tauren. I think his name was elemendorf

[@dmitriyrasskazov8858]

Unless you tell them that tauren is a furry race.

[@deletedTestimony]

Tauren are furries and Texans and often the two overlap

[@Nyloxmc]

Except for tauren death knights in retail, never met a chill tauren dk

[@jamesg9468]

Strong disagree, I've played Horde since Vanilla, and Tauren were the dumbest players until we got Blood Elves. Tauren are the Gnomes of the Horde.

[@techedpyro9764]

Truly a shitpost without equal, the quality promised by the picture delivered at least tenfolds

[@Sunodasuto]

a gemerald, if you will.

[@Moredhel83]

@@Sunodasutonice

[@Dualities]

U must be human. As a night elf i disapprove this video. U didnt even went into lore or anything. Or the music. Or the zones.. Just bunch of bs

[@markymark3668]

The troll part made me laugh so hard bc of how shockingly accurate it is. Ill never forget my first time clearing Wailing Caverns. Grouped up and were making good progress. All of a sudden the troll hunter goes "brb gonna smoke real quick before this boss" So, we go "cool no problem dude" and patiently wait for him to return to finish the dungeon. Patiently. Waited. I swear, well over an hour later he returns in the most nonchalant way possible' "k ready" We were just like YO WTF BRO you made us wait over an hour and bro really just said "sorry lost track of time" 😂😂😂

[@Barholtworld]

As a dane, I will remember this, especially at christmas, when the gnomes are everywhere. But if the dwarf intro just makes me smile, does that mean i am getting old? Fuck, should just roll a dwarf.

[@MoronicMinds]

You can't help a disability you're born with, lillebror

[@MrDelgrigorov]

I played WoW back in the days while I was 21-25. Rediscovered it in 2018 when I was over 35 just before classic. Since then I only play dwarf and only classic. I guess it is true.

[@pepperlol]

@moronicminds is not wrong tho

[@SpikyDane]

@@MoronicMinds normal people: chicken swedish people: sjikken

[@lauridsen1381]

​@@MoronicMindsAt least we don't sound like Kermit the frog

[@Reyra29]

Bro the Orc one 😂

[@Kaiyanwang82]

EXCEPT IF YOU WARLOCK THEN SOME DEMON BUT WAY LESS

[@joe77andino]

Yeah the silly ass, background music 😂🤭

[@operationmisanthropia5831]

@@joe77andino Its from Crash Bandicoot I think. Fits perfectly well ngl as Durotar has that vibe of some of the old games of that franchise

[@xanderszunsol9963]

​@@operationmisanthropia5831I'm almost certain it was from the first boss fight with the big fatass native in Crash Bandicoot 1.

[@thomasanderson2551]

10:33 Perfection Indeed. Your video "Reject Orgrimmar - Embrace Thunder Bluff" is right on point :) Stay based Tauren bros.

[@y0shikagej0estarb0wie6]

Yessir o7

[@christianweibrecht6555]

As someone who has played hard-core I say that it needs functional handrails I puckered every time I got too close to the edge of a bridge

[@makytondr8607]

Nothing beats the feeling when you come to Thunder Bluff for the first time. Much better than Stormwind or the stinky orc hole.

[@nokronis]

As a Troll and Gnome player I feel torn being both the best person people will ever meet, and simultanuously the villian of their entire wow experience.

[@RBCudi]

The stoner thing could also go both ways 😭

[@zorinzorinzorin5243]

As soon as I heard the undead intro voice, I was instantly brought back to Disco Elysium. It’s almost the same voice!

[@MisterTKrogh]

I'm pretty sure it is the same voice?

[@zorinzorinzorin5243]

@@MisterTKrogh well, at most it’s an AI replica which is still just almost the same.

[@lachlank.8270]

TOP 20 BRITISH FOODS

[@azaphakaylock2789]

the end of the orc one "unless you warlock" part . . . that killed me almost as much as the undead theme tune did xD Great video all funny as hell xD

[@TypicalSunset]

Brilliant. That orc one hit good. But lets be real. I was just here to reaffirm how good of a choice picking Tauren really was

[@dtczyk8976]

It’s crazy how every single insanely good player was Tauren Back in the day. Sure there were always good players playing horde But the crazy elite people with nice personalities were always always the cow guys

[@Bleilock1]

Thank you!

[@shaharluxenburg4640]

Jesus that line about "what if gimli took the ring to mordor".. I feel personally attacked.

[@qm1174]

Everything is perfect when you play a gnome. Except when your enemy decides to go past that 10cm tall water stream and you start swimming in it.

[@toxicvideo1103]

I almost choked on my drink from hearing the "Far, jeg kan ikke få døren til Gnomeregan op"

[@Stormsong93]

LOL the ending killed me! As an indigenous kid growing up 20 years ago, naturally the tauren were my favourite race in the game, thus it is no surprise when I say the tauren cinematic here is 100% accurate, based, and backed up by science and facts. Ish-ne-alo porah!

[@brometheus4509]

Most humble Tauren main

[@abel6545]

damn those undead theme is basically every vanilla flexing edits of pvp back then

[@Tuskor130]

As a Draenei enjoyer, I must admit that when I made the swap to Horde I immediately got attached to Mulgore. I view Thunder Bluff as the Ironforge/Exodar of the Horde; perfect city layout, best faction city music, and home to the best race of their respective factions.

[@migaloomoki5724]

Amen brother! Stay blessed!

[@joe77andino]

I play both sides Alliance & Horde , tho I never made a Tauren, I 100% run too Mulgore , it just a perfect questing area .. Human Questing zone definitely feels like a second home.. those areas are the 2 perfect spots..

[@yaelz6043]

Hoof gang 4 lyf.

[@hakun0695]

Ancestors watch over you

[@cleric4933]

My all Tauren guild approves this message.

[@GermanBoy00]

OP is clearly a horde player.

[@vexial97]

You get a choice between boring and interesting and he chose interesting. Can’t fault him for that

[@beyOndzZz]

​@@vexial97alliance is the real chad faction. If you have read about the first,2nd and 3rd wars its all alliance being badass and horde being weak demon controlled puppets

[@vexial97]

@@beyOndzZz In lore you’re correct. The people who play Horde however are giga chad guys that eat beef and smoke cigars and every Alliance player works at Walmart and has a wolf t shirt on but he plays a human paladin and larps that he will destroy the undead.

[@mercedeslynn78]

He’s clearly a Tauren!

[@beirch]

Fun fact: The narrator for these intros is the guy who plays Sarah Connor's criminal psychiatrist, Peter Silberman, in the Terminator movies.

[@fisher00769]

Ten minutes after watching this video I queued up on RDF just to have a troll priest doing weird shit and after having us almost wiped say "haha sorry my hand was on the wrong keys didn't notice hahahaha".

[@TheUzzy79]

alliance races looking at gnomes: i feel bad for you gnome players: i don't think about you at all the superior alliance master race

[@Jon_the_Wizard]

Tauren, Trolls, thank you for being the best Horde races.

[@Bleilock1]

No no Thank you for having us!

[@Windowsprodukt]

As an IRL dwarf, I can't believe you would do this to me

[@smiIingman]

Orc: *UNGA BUNGA*

[@KaptainMekaPere]

*ORC STRONG*

[@smiIingman]

@@KaptainMekaPere *MAGIC ORC NAME THRALL STRONGER*

[@lordofdrones]

A goddamn masterpiece. The orc bit wasn't Grog enough for me but you made up for it with that immaculate, spot on tauren intro. Asmonmald, if you don't watch this video on stream, I will find you.

[@xenagos3336]

The troll players... They fucking nailed it!! 🤦‍♂️😭😭

[@MoronicMinds]

Based on my best friend haha

[@goktugonvermez8140]

Balcony urgency you forgot rougue detail on Troll, in ogrimmar two of the rouge trainers are troll do not miss this detail

[@royalFiddle]

look mon Vol'jin died for our kush okay

[@goktugonvermez8140]

@@royalFiddle An Vader nooo from me

[@Anthony92815]

The tauren intro convinced me.

[@TYBomerang1]

The orc intro got me XD. Nice use of the crash bandicoot track.

[@stenpotatis]

the danish part almost got me to lol

[@gishathosaurus6828]

Nailed it on the Taurens, I knew they wouldn't get crap at all :)

[@Makujah_]

My first character all the way when I was 14 was a dwarf. I don't play a lot of dwarves lately, but you can tell how that passage felt to me like a personal attack by the way how brazenly I used the word "lately" earlier in this sentence.

[@bassisku]

Holy shit you're back? Best video you've ever done!

[@eduardkalabin6486]

This is iconic. Voice from disco elysium with papa roach ending is literally killed me

[@Partyinspektor]

Long time no see, we sad, now video, we happy.

[@lhfirex]

The Night Elf one is the purest truth ever spoken in Warcraft.

[@PorkandBeans]

as a nelf main: ...yeah.

[@Kiobao]

main thing I never got with that is "wow elf players must be stinky" and yet, so would every other one. They maybe the stinkiest Alliance race, however. I honestly treat Night elf and troll players the same. Nelf are just more lore interested Troll players, in my experience.

[@VValkyr]

@@Kiobao >They might be the stinkiest alliance race. Man tell me who will be stinkier: a) People living in a lush and beatiful forest plenty of rivers, ponds or waterfalls, and natural resources to keep yourself clean b) People living in a densly populated victorian city with no working water supply, primitive sewage system made out of non absorbing bricks and mud c) huts in the middle of a barren desert made of literal mud and sh*t... that majority of population are orcs. Dwarfs are based because they smell of gun powder, steel and beer 💪

[@AbzuLifeweaver]

There are 2 types of Night Elf players, the males are their own breed.@@Kiobao

[@laszlomatyasovszky7696]

I would die to smell a night elf woman. And I am Horde player. ZUG zug.

[@toaotim]

Return of the king. Here is the first like and cya in 90 minutes

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

The muffled papa roach sounding like its blasting from a phone inside a stuffed gymbag made me cackle. Also dwarves are awesome. Especially female ones. Ever heard of the RPG faction sisters of steel? Also all these intros are great. This was fun! Thanks MoronicMinds. Tauren are goated as fuck in general.

[@Myrrden]

Don't make me wait another 7 months! 😢

[@strange.277]

that was absolutely fucking amazing, probably laughed the entire 11 minutes. Some of your best work yet bro. Signed - A Human Rogue/Warrior main

[@newyakkocity8267]

they’re fine. *They’re Fine* Liked from my balcony

[@18Krieger]

The Gnome intro almost sold me into playing Gnomes. Thats a pretty badass intro.

[@SnackPatrol]

This is gold. As a Gnome main, Troll secondary I feel very validated. There's just something hilarious about a 2 foot tall dude popping up out of the shadows to go crazy on peeps (rogue). And a troll resto shammy seemed based since the Witch Doctor's in WC3.

[@kendog0013]

troll hunter best class by far with their bow specialization but a troll shaman is definitely the most aesthetic you can get for the troll race

[@clm89]

Hands-down one of the funniest WoW videos I've ever seen. Good shit my dude

[@Lenardicus2]

As someone who mained a Tauren for about a dozen years, I feel very appreciated. Thank you.

[@jonathanliszkahackzell1207]

Oh my god as a dwarf player, how did you describe me so perfectly?!?!?! I literally watched a video "discussing if Gimli could have taken the ring to Mordor" yesterday

[@TheGuitarNewby]

I'm so glad you're back, Mr. Minds. This is GOLD

[@theli3x]

I like how we started video with Bald Human Warrior intro

[@MrFelian]

I fucking lost it at the ending of the Orc intro, thanks for the good laugh man. It's just what I needed after a rough day. 😂

[@gasser5001]

Sir, this is perfection. I think I WILL stay awhile, and listen...

[@pmwest7977]

Human players are beginners are seasoned veterans. There is no middle ground. Night Elves in general are dimwitted but harmless, excluding Druids. Dwarven are dads or boomers. Gnomes are great at the game but really annoying in real life. Orcs are great players if they are females. As for males total scumbags. Trolls are potheads. Undead is for PVP or someone who has severe trauma in bullying. Tauren are cool.

[@rethix5955]

My good sir, i do declare that this here moving picture displays the characteristics of the Gnome with the outmost accuracy. They are, in fact, unfathomably based.

[@nierbarath]

I laughed so hard at this it's unreal. Damn mighty job dude, well done!

[@khanhnguyen-fo6df]

Here before asmondgag reacts and go "no dooooood" at the human part

[@Lother1n]

Laughed so hard. Amazing comeback dude.

[@basedcommodore]

I was just thinking of cloning this guys voice. Brilliant video as always bro

[@vigormortishs]

Bro that's too gold content for a single video and I'm still watching it!!

[@githreepi5811]

Based and Gnomepilled

[@grennbalze]

As a Tauren only player, i concur

[@en21b]

You perfectly described every single troll player I have ever met. Then they had to come out with Zandalari Trolls so the non-stoners could play a troll too. I hope you do more. Love the video.

[@DR-ts4eh]

This is perfection. All of it. Wonderful. Had a blast.

[@twocows360]

Objectively correct video, especially the part about Tauren.

[@Shadowhunterclub]

Troll Bro here, pretty fucking accurate 😂

[@Koshak87]

The reference to "Diggy diggy hole" cover propelled up some serious nostalgia vibes, ngl.

[@dencsyy]

Bro has a Tauren husband. Good choice, man... you're a rockstar

[@AkymarsDoc]

Bruh i feel personally attacked due to that jab at Denmark, wtf 😂

[@projcloverfield4951]

I’m both the stoner afk(definitely not on the balcony smoking) and nice troll bro 😂

[@markmcgowan6615]

This is funniest wow video I've seen in years, so many hillarious callouts. Great job @MoronicMinds!

[@colineyre8061]

As a pervious Forsaken player I can say that I've apparently been playing Forsaken incorrectly this whole time. I used to play the game in ways that went against what the game actually wanted me to do, like trying to solo dungeons by myself, walking from one part of a high level area to another without dying just for the heck of it, and taking bets on whether or not I would survive from a certain fall. Those where the good days...

[@VulpesDay]

The Return of the King

[@merlin566]

As a dwarf player I got called out hard.

[@mee091000]

You perfectly encapsulated all of the tryhard and casual Forsaken players in one fell swoop

[@divinecomedian2]

Male human main here. That intro was 100% about me.

[@Bigbabki]

Not a single mention of elven booty. Obviously the Troll and Tauren player are together on the balcony

[@kabgon8638]

Disco Elisium Narrator narrating the undead into gave me a big-big smile

[@arjunarman5814]

The tru master has returned! Legendary video as always!

[@1337penguinman]

"No demon! Unless you pick Warlock, then some demon." I straight lost it at that one.

[@drummerguy438]

The voice for the undead section sounds EXACTLY like the inner narrator for Disco Elysium.

[@BushBumperBaker]

Was my thought exactly. Lmao

[@shirahoney9190]

I love every Second from all the Intros❤ Masterpieces!

[@CoJoGrizzlo]

*Those voiceovers are perfect!*

[@CadaverJunky8]

WoW players we gettin' old.

[@smokerise7957]

Are you danish or something hahahaha?

[@ValensBellator]

Daaang I was anxiously awaiting my roasting as a player of almost exclusively tauren since vanilla. I just picked them cuz the idea of a walking cow has been funny to me since Diablo II 😂

[@MoronicMinds]

Rock Star

[@stopdroptroll1465]

​@@MoronicMindsit is known

[@jimmylx12]

This was amazing :)! Can't wait for the later & allied races, please do

[@polktechnologysolutions5874]

This video deserves an Oscar and every other award.... Great friggin job ....