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@Honest_Ads
@Honest_Ads 3 ай бұрын
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@common-peasant
@common-peasant 3 ай бұрын
the mustache is throwing me off, doesn't fit with hr horton. maybe if it were like a corporate horton or politician horton or something but just gives me the uncanny valley vibes.
@Memsandro
@Memsandro 3 ай бұрын
Could've thought of a goofier name like "Hort on guard", "Hornyton's Protection" or even "Not Norton but Horton"
@prenthelloworld
@prenthelloworld 3 ай бұрын
only if the sponsored ads are honest
@kombuchamooch
@kombuchamooch 3 ай бұрын
Or just don't click phishing links 😀
@rathuel4701
@rathuel4701 2 ай бұрын
Bout time for if honest ads were honest
@Fat_Catt
@Fat_Catt 3 ай бұрын
Remember folks - HR works for the company. They don’t work for you. THEY ARE NOT ON YOUR SIDE. They are there to protect the company. Do not be deceived into thinking you can cry on their shoulder because those folks love to gossip and nothing you say is confidential. I learned this the hard way through many jobs.
@jamescaron6465
@jamescaron6465 3 ай бұрын
You are 100% correct. Everyone who reads this needs to listen to this man. HR is not your friend. EVER. If you are fixing to file a lawsuit, they will pretend to be your friend to soften you up.
@Anticrystal88
@Anticrystal88 3 ай бұрын
Sadly, this is true. I worked in HR for a while and took it as my responsibility to advocate for the staff. However, that is unusual. Last company I worked for, anything you told HR "in confidence" wasn't confidential at all, was gossip fodder and repeated up the chain. P.S. It's against labor law to classify somebody as a contractor just because you don't want to pay them benefits. There are clear guidelines about what makes you a contractor vs. what makes you an employee. Don't fall for that one!
@eplanti
@eplanti 3 ай бұрын
uh... HR is useless, the whole point of being a manager is NOT having HR.... EVER show up, they suck at everything, don't know what the company does, don't know if a project is vital or not, and have employees hold hands and sing coom-ba-yaah for all that, they take money out of your paycheck and fool around 95% of the day
@KomarBrolan
@KomarBrolan 3 ай бұрын
Very much this. If you complain too much to HR they will build a case to get rid of you. Saw that happen to a co-worker. She complained a few times then her position was eliminated. Then two months after she was gone another person having the same duties but a different title showed up.
@NightmareRex6
@NightmareRex6 3 ай бұрын
its called HUMAN RESOURCES becuase the humasn ARE the resource!
@kg322
@kg322 3 ай бұрын
I turned in an employee that was scamming customers at my last job. Instead of an investigation, I sat on a video call with HR for over 3 hours - the entire time, the lady was asking me leading questions trying to implicate myself in wrongdoing so they could fire me. I was even told to shut off my phone and and recording devices before the call. I worked there for about 6 months after this, and left yesterday. HR is not there for employees. This video nails it. It was easier to try and get rid of me, than to hold the other guy accountable. So after a decade, I quit.
@princessmarlena1359
@princessmarlena1359 3 ай бұрын
Very smart. The place sounds toxic anyway.
@memkakes1514
@memkakes1514 3 ай бұрын
Should have let them fire you to get 6 months severance pay unless that unfortunately isn't a thing where you're from
@Limrasson
@Limrasson 3 ай бұрын
When someone asks you to turn off your recording devices that's mighty suspicious. A - They can't check or enforce this in any way. Therefore asking to do so is more of a scare tactic. B - Laws govern of when and how you can record calls. I believe in this case both parties have to agree to it. So if they are asking they either don know/care for any laws or they preparing something much, much worse.
@Mrfinch9999
@Mrfinch9999 3 ай бұрын
I wish they touched on this more. Reporting even sexual harassment will often get you in trouble or fired. Especially if the person being accused is a useful worker to the company. They do not care, they care about protecting themselves from getting sued. They will even fire people for obvious false accusations because the person accusing is higher up the chain and does not like you.
@Limrasson
@Limrasson 3 ай бұрын
@@Mrfinch9999 All of which is illegal in civilized nations and would get their asses sued to oblivion. Except if the company is in the hands of the political elite in which case you are fucked.
@RatedRMario21
@RatedRMario21 3 ай бұрын
You forgot about pretending to watch a 2 hour video in a separate window, checking in periodically to press the "continue" button and taking the ending quiz that anyone with a semi-functioning brain can pass by using common sense. And if for some reason you don't get a passing score, you can memorize the correct answers and retake the quiz immediately after.
@colejensen5812
@colejensen5812 3 ай бұрын
This.
@MatthewTheWanderer
@MatthewTheWanderer 3 ай бұрын
Not only that, sometimes management will give you the correct answers if you somehow can't memorize the answers yourself. But, they still make you waste time pretending to watch the videos, anyway.
@timah9420
@timah9420 3 ай бұрын
I still don't get why we have to sit through common sense videos just to waste time. Who is the moron that's going to watch it and say, "Oh no, I'm not supposed to honk Monica's hooters every morning at her desk!? I never would have known without this video."? It's not like the office rapist is going to stop because they watched a 20 min sexual harassment training video. So why even waste the time?
@hhjhj393
@hhjhj393 3 ай бұрын
Then you know what happens right? When you mess up at work, management will say, but you had training on this, see!? Your fault, you're fired.
@edthelazyboy
@edthelazyboy 3 ай бұрын
Not suprised, the training is really to cover the company's butt. If the company faces any lawsuits, they can say that they had "Harassment" or "Safety" training for their employees. I'm not surprised that the test questions can be answered with common sense. No company wants any employee to spend extra time restudying, instead of making more money for the company.
@Baracuda-xj6zk
@Baracuda-xj6zk 3 ай бұрын
Biggest HR lies: -"we're all part of a big family" - "we'll call you back" - "the upcoming company event is not mandatory" - "you can trust us with your problems" - "we'll handle your issues confidentially" -"we care about you" - "your interview with us went really well" - "we can make you a great offer with amazing benefits"
@Animefreak242
@Animefreak242 3 ай бұрын
Any HR rep who says anything about family and isn't talking about the federal law is unprofessional
@ShadowOfMachines
@ShadowOfMachines 3 ай бұрын
And, "all questionnaires are anonymous and can't be tracked back to you."
@GrowAndScaleSOLUTION
@GrowAndScaleSOLUTION 3 ай бұрын
They really be giving you trust issues, e? Hahaha!
@Baracuda-xj6zk
@Baracuda-xj6zk 3 ай бұрын
@@ShadowOfMachines oh I love those. They always send us the yearly satisfaction questionnaire with ~50 questions. Just answer "very satisfied" everywhere, it's not like they're going to change anything if people are unsatisfied anyways.
@chancepaladin
@chancepaladin 3 ай бұрын
we'll totally match your prior compensation package if you convert over
@Adelina-293
@Adelina-293 3 ай бұрын
HR is the police department of the company, they're not their to help you. I interviewed for an HR job and was told the goal of the department was to prevent lawsuits.
@inuendo6365
@inuendo6365 3 ай бұрын
Exactly like a police dep. because when the good ones actually try to help they're either fired within a month or are hounded relentlessly by higher ups to become soulless jerks. Same with nice managers.
@mencibenci
@mencibenci 3 ай бұрын
except 100% of policemen and policewomen I’ve ever interacted with have been nice, and I’ve been in lockup as well. if you’re nice to them, they’ll be nice to you, very much unlike HR.
@inuendo6365
@inuendo6365 3 ай бұрын
@@mencibenci Horton already pointed out rich white males have nothing to worry about you don't have to make it even more obvious HR and police are the same
@kitsune303
@kitsune303 3 ай бұрын
And anything you sat to HR absolutely WILL be used against you.
@Rabiusa
@Rabiusa 3 ай бұрын
I interviewed for an HR job once, as a naive 22 year old. I was asked "the boss wants to hire X, but the public recruitment process has just started. What do you do?" I responded with "The fair things to do would be to put this candidate through the recruitment process. If he's as talented as the boss thinks, he should breeze through" (or something to that effect). The HR panel were utterly shocked - and interview terminated quickly. Nothing in my many years since in various organisation has contradicted this - HR talk about rules and governance, but throw said rulebook in the fire to do as the boss says. It's a profession of unprincipled hypocrites and brown nosers.
@DrakiniteOfficial
@DrakiniteOfficial 3 ай бұрын
I appreciate that you guys went out of your way to be EXTREMELY CLEAR when you actually do have a real paid ad, because of how your content so often includes parody / fake ads.
@Honest_Ads
@Honest_Ads 3 ай бұрын
😇
@christophermcguffey2514
@christophermcguffey2514 3 ай бұрын
It still took me a solid minute to believe it was a real add haha
@ellarae7575
@ellarae7575 Ай бұрын
Right!?!
@patrailriders6284
@patrailriders6284 3 ай бұрын
I personally always enjoy the annual three hour long safety training video, where you learn forklift best practices and to never use a boxcutter in the direction of your body for your cubicle job as a business analyst who might someday walk through a warehouse.
@anonimanonim2710
@anonimanonim2710 3 ай бұрын
It all has a purpose Daniel San🤣🤣🤣
@poppy87
@poppy87 3 ай бұрын
Basically they're covering their asses in case a real life version of Michael Scott tries to ride a forklift.
@mfsebcw
@mfsebcw 3 ай бұрын
HR would like to know your location
@ghaznavid
@ghaznavid 3 ай бұрын
How do you analyse a business when you're unfamiliar with what actually happens on the floor?
@anonimanonim2710
@anonimanonim2710 3 ай бұрын
@@ghaznavid do you need to know the exact metabolical process of breaking down meatball sandwich to make a cost/benefit analysis?
@ssazerac
@ssazerac 3 ай бұрын
HR suggests you be placed on a Performance Improvement Plan. The PIP is a list of tasks and goals that you have no chance of successfully completing in the hopes you get frustrated and quit.
@rickyc46
@rickyc46 3 ай бұрын
It's a polite invitation to leave, the same way the host of a dinner party would start cleaning up or washing dishes to signal party's over time to leave
@NelielSugiura
@NelielSugiura 3 ай бұрын
Or, they bombed my health from the tasks and I got put on medical leave. Good thing company has great medical insurance, so their plan backfired. Not that I like my health being in the dump...
@dravmtp385
@dravmtp385 3 ай бұрын
You think a good PIP has a list of tasks? You've clearly never had to write one that get HR's approval. It should be a vague and intangible assortment of semi-comprihensible statements, that sound almost reasonable, but no matter what is done can be deemed by the employer as "not good enough". Being at the bottom sucks, but i hated being in the middle more.
@massimoforesti
@massimoforesti 3 ай бұрын
When I was at FedEx they extended my probation, saying that I wasn’t measuring up, even when I pointed out that I couldn’t be expected to measure up if they were changing my route every week. I got fired two months later and it was the best day of my time there
@chadleatherby3309
@chadleatherby3309 2 ай бұрын
In sales they promise you the world based on unrealistic expectations, then if you meet your goals then they increase them more and more until they are entirely unattainable, then blame you and change the pay plan to take your commission check, rinse and repeat with new people who dont know any better
@wesleybrehm9386
@wesleybrehm9386 3 ай бұрын
Went into HR to help people. Realized I was a corporate puppet. Picked a new career. In school they taught us that HR was an ombudsman of sorts. No. HR is like cops: they are not there for you, unless you’re making seven plus figures.
@princessmarlena1359
@princessmarlena1359 3 ай бұрын
Exactly.
@consumerwatch7479
@consumerwatch7479 3 ай бұрын
Yep
@aluisious
@aluisious 3 ай бұрын
You went into HR because you don't like real work, admit it.
@kevin2714
@kevin2714 3 ай бұрын
@@aluisiousIf that was the case, why would this person leave HR?
@Nemo7The7Pirate7
@Nemo7The7Pirate7 2 ай бұрын
Dude, that's my own story! After college I went to hr and after 2 years in hr I understood that I'm a fool.
@misterstonks2411
@misterstonks2411 3 ай бұрын
HR here. I clicked "Play" so fast, my finger hurts lol. Just chiming in. Honest Ads nailed this perfectly. Human Resources should be renamed to "Human Asset Management" because that is what it is. HR ensures that the company remains compliant with employee administration from a legal point of view, and is the first point of HR matters on behalf of the company. HR is paid by the company, so of course, will usually favor the company in most exchanges. Folks, if you want representation, work with a lawyer if you really need to, or even better, form a UNION! Unions fight on the employee's behalf to ensure proper bargaining and rights are being accounted for. If you can form a union, do so. I may be HR, but I'm also an employee, so let's work together to level out the working place for everyone.
@Fatman311
@Fatman311 3 ай бұрын
HR dude here and I agree with all of this. Join or form a union people, it's your only way of levelling the field.
@tlrlml
@tlrlml 3 ай бұрын
Unions fight on the Unions behalf, which more often then not is the companies behalf, they are the pre-'politically correct' version of HR. There is no irony of someone in 'HR' directing you to a union, instead of stopping when they had the correct answer, a lawyer.
@957kakashi
@957kakashi 3 ай бұрын
@@tlrlmlgood to see you bought anti union propaganda hook line and sinker
@AnarchyClaire
@AnarchyClaire 3 ай бұрын
Brb overthrowing capitalism
@ericdavion9693
@ericdavion9693 3 ай бұрын
@@tlrlml been a member of a union for 9 years now and the only thing they have fought for is better pay and better benefits. So far, every new contract I have gotten exactly that.
@chachichochacorta8577
@chachichochacorta8577 3 ай бұрын
As I was once told by an HR talent recruiter, HR people are cops. They are there to do one of two things: 1. Investigate a potential new hire to see if they have any hidden issues or baggage, or 2. Investigate you, the employee, to see if you have sufficient issues and baggage to warrant being fired. Some may come across as friendly, but, they are NOT your friend. That's a very subtle flavor-saver Roger is sporting.
@princessmarlena1359
@princessmarlena1359 3 ай бұрын
“Cops”? I’d say secret police.
@seeleunit2000
@seeleunit2000 3 ай бұрын
Yep, and I wouldn't be shocked if there's a T-shirt with "F- Human Resources " on it like they do for T-shirts with "F- the police." Those things might sell out real quick
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 3 ай бұрын
AHRAB
@alexz1299
@alexz1299 3 ай бұрын
That's not always the case with HR. Just a recent example, a friend had a first interview with an HR and asked for a salary of X. The HR told her "Don't tell anyone, but don't ask less than Y (X + 20%) because nobody here at your position makes less than that, so I'll write down Y". She got the job and got that higher salary. Sure, HR is not your friend, they are your co-workers, but in a healthy companies they are there to take care of your needs as a worker so you'd be happy. I've never seen an HR investigating employees to find reasons to fire them. I have my own business now and before that worked for many years in a leading position for a big company, and what you mentioned are simply not the responsibilities of an HR.
@guitaristssuck8979
@guitaristssuck8979 3 ай бұрын
​@@alexz1299 1 you must work in HR 2 I wonder how long did your friend work for that company
@MrMickthemonster
@MrMickthemonster 3 ай бұрын
Mr Horton rocking the fuck out of that stache
@elyneburns2224
@elyneburns2224 3 ай бұрын
Don't forget the goatee
@SirFranzelot
@SirFranzelot 3 ай бұрын
somebody makes sure he is not f*cking fired
@AnnoyingMoose
@AnnoyingMoose 3 ай бұрын
He's preparing to enter the Ryanverse!
@lovesyoohoo
@lovesyoohoo 3 ай бұрын
Makes him more powerful
@1anastudent
@1anastudent 3 ай бұрын
HR is there to make sure your problem costs as little for the company as possible. If you have a legitimate grievance, they look for loopholes keeping the company out
@AarmOZ84
@AarmOZ84 3 ай бұрын
I was majoring in Engineering Management and had to take a course on Human Resources. My professor literally said, "HR is to help prevent the company from being held legally liable from any wrong doing. They are not here for you. If HR completes the necessary paper work for a harassment claim, they don't need to accomplish anything beyond that because they are no longer legally liable in the event the harassment really was going on."
@seeleunit2000
@seeleunit2000 3 ай бұрын
Your professor was right. Which is why if there's harassment it's probably a better idea to skip HR and get a lawyer that doesn't work for the place you work at...seens like it would save headaches
@chadleatherby3309
@chadleatherby3309 2 ай бұрын
My manager says we are required to stay after work hours and work extra without consent, I tell them that you are requiring OT which I did not sign up for, HR says, "do what they say, it's reasonable." I ask where is this in the handbook, no answer.
@nobodyimportant2470
@nobodyimportant2470 3 ай бұрын
When HR says "We are like a family here" ask them if they know the rules of acquisition. Rule 110: The exploitation begins at home.
@Adelina-293
@Adelina-293 3 ай бұрын
Also, you're in the part of the family everyone else ignores.
@artist4308
@artist4308 3 ай бұрын
I feel a sudden craving for oo-max.
@rvboyett
@rvboyett 3 ай бұрын
@@artist4308I’ll settle for my wife eschewing all clothing.
@mathgasm8484
@mathgasm8484 3 ай бұрын
Yes Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success dont hesitate to step on them.
@murrethmedia
@murrethmedia 3 ай бұрын
Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them.
@Cameron-hs5ry
@Cameron-hs5ry 3 ай бұрын
Nobody has ever had a good outcome by being too honest with HR. Their job is to try disqualifying you during the interview process, force hours of useless videos on you (quarterly), and then make sure the Company doesn't get hurt when they screw up. It's like talking to Police, they make you think they're on you're side until you've revealed too much and realize you were the suspect 😂
@ninjagirl226
@ninjagirl226 3 ай бұрын
I just realized at my workplace that HR has been lying and manipulating groups and making the entire workplace hostile only to protect three bullies. I don’t understand it. I’m submitting my resignation letter this week. It’s going to be legendary.
@visceratrocar
@visceratrocar 3 ай бұрын
You can sue them, too. You'll instantly be rewarded a huge hush money settlement.
@ragingjaguarknight86
@ragingjaguarknight86 3 ай бұрын
EEOC?
@hishealer
@hishealer 3 ай бұрын
HR started working on my behalf, only when he saw that I had enough proof on one of those bullies, and an appointment to do something about it. Then I magically got moved to a plum position out of the bully's sight.
@ninjagirl226
@ninjagirl226 3 ай бұрын
@@visceratrocar I’m in a lawsuit right now with another organization for wrongful death. It’s been 4 years and will probably go into 2025 despite a very clear cut case where quite literally the defense’s only excuse is that my dad should have known better than to trust their repair work. That’s the unfortunate thing. I’m going through a lawsuit and I’ve seen the attacks. I still remember being deposed and belittled by the opposing lawyer and in that case I’m just the deceased daughter who was several states away when the incident happened. I don’t even understand planes to comment. To go through it again would bring little. The VP who quit last month is contemplating suing. But she just wants to be rid of the company. I think walking away with an letter calming explaining my frustrations and calling out some of the behavior while calling for a third party investigation is best. Hopefully it will bring change because after the VP left apparently the CEO’s wife has taken notice. Hopefully a second person calling it out in quick succession will move the needle. I already have a new job. It pays more and there’s no way I will be treated worse. And ironically one of the bullies has fixed my imposter syndrome because he is more an imposter than I ever have been. I am a stronger and smarter person now than when I started. I can finally say I am a good chemist with my head held high, which has been my goal for 12 years now, because of all of this suffering. I won.
@sandro5535
@sandro5535 3 ай бұрын
Will you leave proof of your resignation like a spare email? Sometimes they will throw away your letter them sue you for not coming
@rugbybeef
@rugbybeef 3 ай бұрын
And remember your bathroom breaks are too long and crying at your desk is disturbing your coworkers...
@Perfidion
@Perfidion 3 ай бұрын
Always cry in a designated emotional trauma pod. Thanks Amazon!
@CAP198462
@CAP198462 3 ай бұрын
If your KPI’s meet standards, drinking on the job is okay. Thanks tech support job.
@X.Draxius
@X.Draxius 3 ай бұрын
Someone got fired for spending too much time in the bathroom at my last job I got fired too, probably for showing up on time (They wanted you clocking in at least 3 minutes early, but they don't pay you for that time)
@princessmarlena1359
@princessmarlena1359 3 ай бұрын
“You guys get bathroom breaks!?”
@CAP198462
@CAP198462 3 ай бұрын
@@X.Draxius I hear that. We were expected to be signed into Windows 3 minutes before you were scheduled to start your day. When the clock said to, you could sign into the company’s software. Which usually meant opening it, typing in your username and password and waiting.
@ericdierolf8929
@ericdierolf8929 3 ай бұрын
The last time HR was on our side, it was called "personnel." The only thing HR does not lie about is that you ARE a Human Resource.
@jamescaron6465
@jamescaron6465 3 ай бұрын
Boy this is on target. Somebody once told me that HR is like the fox guarding the henhouse. I asked "Well who guards the foxes?" Answer: nobody. At my late wife's company, the director of HR and a VP got to playing grabass. They wreaked havoc on his department. He got away with everything, every kind of shitty illegal and unethical practice. It got so bad, half the staff quit and one of the ones left got himself an employment attorney and sued. Immediately they tried to butter him up in order to get him to drop the lawsuit A transfer, a raise, all kinds of promises. Fearing they'd retaliate if he agreed he continued on. Apparently their fling got exposed to the fresh air. They were both fired. They begged hm to not go forward. I dont' know what happened as my wife left the company, but it was messy.
@seeleunit2000
@seeleunit2000 3 ай бұрын
Damn, talk about a flagrant abuse of power and disgusting behavior. I hope they got sued out their butts
@jamescaron6465
@jamescaron6465 3 ай бұрын
@@seeleunit2000I don’t know. My wife left before anything went down. I heard it was UUUUUUUGGGGGGLLLLLLYYYYY though. I guess the two lovebirds threw each other under the bus
@gojosgirl6487
@gojosgirl6487 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like they were running that place like a frat house
@unnamedracer9757
@unnamedracer9757 3 ай бұрын
“you’ll get used to my flavor“ Sometimes I really wish I didn’t have a dirty mind
@janeentumbao8690
@janeentumbao8690 3 ай бұрын
BO, tobacco, Hi Karate and money. No particular order. 😂😂😂😂
@unnamedracer9757
@unnamedracer9757 3 ай бұрын
@@janeentumbao8690 just a reminder, this line was in the s3xual harassm3nt portion…
@janeentumbao8690
@janeentumbao8690 3 ай бұрын
@@unnamedracer9757 It's OK to spell the words out correctly. It's not ok to her ass anyone. Or his ass. Or an ass's ass. 😄
@theyearwas1473
@theyearwas1473 3 ай бұрын
Just always remember, HR is not your friend. They'll never be your friend. And if you think they are your friend, it's because you have information that they can use.
@unperson5713
@unperson5713 3 ай бұрын
William seems like a sweater vest kind of guy. That mustache has almost reached Wilford Brimley proportions, say "Diabetes" or "So you don't have to wait in lone." I changed my last name to Horton so I could better embody my Hortie nature.
@sontodosnarcos
@sontodosnarcos 3 ай бұрын
Wilford Brimley in "The Firm": "I get paid to be suspicious"
@hishealer
@hishealer 3 ай бұрын
Here's what an attorney told me. Check the laws for recording conversations in your state. My state allows it, so record everything. Try to get things in writing from the protected people. Know an attorney who has dealt with HR at your company, if possible. The larger the company, the more likely there is an attorney who hates their guts. Hope you never need him, but better to keep his number saved.
@paulis7319
@paulis7319 3 ай бұрын
I don't miss leaving the corporate life in 2004, then leaving it again in 2016 when the "small" company I was a contract pilot for grew to the size where it became corporate. It boggles my mind how so many people try to justify putting up with that abuse just for a paycheck.
@ToyKeeper
@ToyKeeper 3 ай бұрын
Then how do you get the bills paid?
@paulis7319
@paulis7319 3 ай бұрын
@@ToyKeeper Self-employed handyman, full-time caregiver for really old mom, and opening a gunsmithing business once the paperwork comes back from the ATF.
@Eaglemadhatter
@Eaglemadhatter 3 ай бұрын
​@@ToyKeeper we figure it out one way or another. No more slavery
@economiccrisis9267
@economiccrisis9267 3 ай бұрын
​@@ToyKeeperput in the work to start your own business.
@astrosci8864
@astrosci8864 3 ай бұрын
"HR" stands for "Horton Rules".....😁
@seekthevisceral
@seekthevisceral 3 ай бұрын
Blue ribbon to you! :)
@norrisheckwine7439
@norrisheckwine7439 3 ай бұрын
No one makes a workplace a hostile environment more or quicker than the HR department
@chadleatherby3309
@chadleatherby3309 2 ай бұрын
Hr exists to shut you up
@stephenroot1012
@stephenroot1012 3 ай бұрын
" Here we're family." " Actually we're not family, we're co-workers which is even better." Says the nephew of the CEO.
@leonb2637
@leonb2637 3 ай бұрын
Workplaces are families - severely dysfunctional and abusive ones.
@ryanwight9116
@ryanwight9116 3 ай бұрын
Video mentions pizza parties while I’m eating pizza
@Honest_Ads
@Honest_Ads 3 ай бұрын
synchronicity
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 3 ай бұрын
HR always knows what you are doing.
@Limrasson
@Limrasson 3 ай бұрын
And I've just finished a mandatory harassment training video today. Oh the joy.
@skovner
@skovner 3 ай бұрын
There is a reason that in the Dilbert strip, Catbert is HR - because he looks cute and harmless and doesn't care if you live or die.
@janeentumbao8690
@janeentumbao8690 3 ай бұрын
He prefers we die. Less paperwork and saves money on supplies. 😂😂😂😂
@r5t6y7u8
@r5t6y7u8 3 ай бұрын
He's also bright red and has horns. Very accurate.
@lancerguy3667
@lancerguy3667 3 ай бұрын
“Maybe the director of Human Resources should be a human.” “Privately, I call myself the director of disgruntled cat toys.”
@Lack_Of_Interest
@Lack_Of_Interest 3 ай бұрын
PR protects the company from external threats, and HR protects the company from internal threats.
@moosepunch8482
@moosepunch8482 3 ай бұрын
I was HR for 8 years and this is the most accurate things that happens in HR
@RCAvhstape
@RCAvhstape 3 ай бұрын
The work environment survey is totally anonymous. Honest.
@TacticsTechniquesandProcedures
@TacticsTechniquesandProcedures 3 ай бұрын
The moment you trust HR is the moment your job has ended.
@EZchzinpp
@EZchzinpp 2 ай бұрын
This is better quality than any onboarding video I've ever seen.
@itowedin
@itowedin 3 ай бұрын
So I started a company to get away from these practices and did my absolute level best to pay generously and exercise empathy. What I learned is that people will find a way to either exploit a genuine attempt at a fair work place, or ask for the implementation of abusive protocols they joined your company to get away from. Sole-proprietor for life.
@ledwysdelgado7304
@ledwysdelgado7304 3 ай бұрын
People in general are awful.
@ChrisPTY507
@ChrisPTY507 3 ай бұрын
People suck.....just like companies.
@3nertia
@3nertia 3 ай бұрын
@@ledwysdelgado7304 No, people are social - capitalism is awful 😉
@ledwysdelgado7304
@ledwysdelgado7304 3 ай бұрын
@3nertia Capitalism was created by people. And we, the people, continue to feed the capitalist beast. And we continue to find new ways to fuck each other.
@Cameron-hs5ry
@Cameron-hs5ry 3 ай бұрын
As someone that did the same thing but is just now getting to the point where I'm starting to think about hiring others, how did they manage to exploit it? I'd like to avoid having to create as much of the Corporatized Hell I fled as I can
@stephenschroeder6567
@stephenschroeder6567 3 ай бұрын
This one was so brutally honest - Nice Work!
@UmbrellaSound
@UmbrellaSound 3 ай бұрын
We'll call you back!
@gojosgirl6487
@gojosgirl6487 3 ай бұрын
Haha!
@AJ42K
@AJ42K 3 ай бұрын
If they say that, don't buy it. They won't. Even if they do, 85% of the time, they will say, "Thank you applying at (company name). Unfortunately, we found someone for this position who has more experience and fits our needs for this job. We wish you luck on your search." This quote "We wish you luck on your job search." actually means "You are never going to work here. You are not eligible to work here. Please never apply here or come back ever again. Thank you." Everybody is Hiring? Please shut up & do your research you privileged favoritized d-rided snob who has never suffered without a job, car, etc. as an adult.
@tangerinedreamfan9973
@tangerinedreamfan9973 3 ай бұрын
The "open door policy" meaning that hr is always available to talk to, really means "don't talk to unions." HR or management.
@chadleatherby3309
@chadleatherby3309 2 ай бұрын
Or lawyers
@Boulevard_Yachtsman
@Boulevard_Yachtsman 3 ай бұрын
I heard the Roger flavor of management is a little nutty.
@janeentumbao8690
@janeentumbao8690 3 ай бұрын
Nuts and seeds! 😂😂😂😂
@ChilleBruh
@ChilleBruh 3 ай бұрын
PR - Exploit the Customer HR - Exploit the Employee Accountant - Exploit the IRS “Now if we only we could only buy ourselves in to Public Office and rewrite laws on our behalf…”
@nasserineD
@nasserineD 3 ай бұрын
I'm literally doing payroll in front of a pool right now. Just put me on the spot!
@Chesh89
@Chesh89 3 ай бұрын
I'm in human resources. I've never clicked watch so fast.
@krsmanjovanovic8607
@krsmanjovanovic8607 3 ай бұрын
You work in HR? Nothing personal but you should stock up on sunscream before you kick the bucket, because its hot down there in hell 🥰👍
@jdzspace33
@jdzspace33 3 ай бұрын
@@krsmanjovanovic8607 just because she works in HR doesn't instantly mean she's molten hot evil. Maybe she's a wonderful person who likes the salary and career track. Or maybe she just hates people in general and lives to watch them suffer in their constraints and watch a piece of the soul die every day under florescent lighting. Both are equally likely
@krsmanjovanovic8607
@krsmanjovanovic8607 3 ай бұрын
@@jdzspace33 Generalizing an entire group of people from my limited unfortunate experiance is funny
@pacodance29
@pacodance29 3 ай бұрын
@@jdzspace33 you can be both :)
@Chesh89
@Chesh89 3 ай бұрын
@@krsmanjovanovic8607 edgy! People hate HR until they need HR. Don't misbehave 😘
@marcusmiller5443
@marcusmiller5443 3 ай бұрын
Chief Executive OVERLORD. Is this a new title? No, not exactly...just a more honest title. Apparently, 'Officer' didn't seem to effectively relay to the workers that they serve under, in a militaristic fashion, so we had to make it clearer.😂❤
@AvidCat5000
@AvidCat5000 3 ай бұрын
Legit got sent home for reading a book 10 mins before EoD. HR called me to say I was suspended until an investigation was resolved. They fired me three business days later. The previous time I was made to sign a document saying that my production numbers were too high, even though they didn't tell you how to do it properly (if at all). HR protects the company, not you. HR is PR.
@DrRussian
@DrRussian 3 ай бұрын
Unfortunately these days you're playing the game of "do the least, while looking the busiest." You no longer get rewarded for doing well, and in some cases get punished with more work because you're "not busy enough".
@chadleatherby3309
@chadleatherby3309 2 ай бұрын
Never sign the final form they try to give you, that's just to conver their butts
@AvidCat5000
@AvidCat5000 2 ай бұрын
@@chadleatherby3309 they did & I didn't.
@siriusbizniss
@siriusbizniss 3 ай бұрын
“Fair trade energy beans” = coffee ? 😅
@TripMX
@TripMX 3 ай бұрын
Haha that one took me a while to process 😂
@adammorra3813
@adammorra3813 3 ай бұрын
“Nice Boobs…what???….I said nice boots!” Love this.
@gojosgirl6487
@gojosgirl6487 3 ай бұрын
"...I'm not wearing boots"
@billyhatcher643
@billyhatcher643 3 ай бұрын
i find it wild how this channel doesnt have more subs these guys are great with their fake ads its funny to watch
@tjfrye11
@tjfrye11 3 ай бұрын
i remember when i had to talk to hr because i told a woman who'd been "friends" with me up til that point because she said i was stalking her. i told her "facebook recommended your profile to me, because facebook is creepy." fun times
@Chrisezo
@Chrisezo 3 ай бұрын
HR and Ethics departments for any company, are basically just formalities to make employees feel like they are cared for, and that the workplace is "fair", but everyone knows that the people that work in those departments are snitches, and anything you tell them will end up being used against you, because even though its supposed to be "anonymous" and "confidential", your bosses and coworkers always learn of whatever you discussed in those departments, and then your time at the workplace will end up becoming a living hell for you, so its in your best interest not to complain to them, if you don't want things to get worse for you later, you should only go to them if you don't care and have nothing to lose.
@Sitharos
@Sitharos 3 ай бұрын
Yep, gotta love the yearly training videos we are all required to watch that haven’t changed since before Covid began 🤣
@jaybone2321
@jaybone2321 3 ай бұрын
I LOVE BOOTS! Especially with Autumn on the way, that means sweaters too! I love boots and sweaters!!
@domomitsune5920
@domomitsune5920 3 ай бұрын
HR is not there for you, it's there for the business. It's there to punish employees, and also to cover the asses of corporate. If you think HR is your friend, then you are sadly mistaken. And any accusations anyone makes against you could be used to get you fired regardless of proof or not
@r5t6y7u8
@r5t6y7u8 3 ай бұрын
Wished Horton and nephew talked about *false accusations* of bad behavior, usually by lying women out to settle some score or fish for a settlement.
@coffeebean7340
@coffeebean7340 3 ай бұрын
Wait... Cheese bank isn't a real bank? Since when?
@Honest_Ads
@Honest_Ads 3 ай бұрын
I'm gonna hold your hand when I tell you this....
@jameskaazaeros7087
@jameskaazaeros7087 3 ай бұрын
It’s just the head of the Swiss banks, they’re pretty Gouda.
@chunkymunkey9182
@chunkymunkey9182 2 ай бұрын
@@jameskaazaeros7087 Ya beat me to it lol🤣
@billybob7135
@billybob7135 3 ай бұрын
The hardest concept for me to wrap my head around in when studying HR as part of my business degree was the "Agency Problem" where self-interested managers waste companh resources on vanity projects against the wishes of the pragmatic shareholders who just want whatever earns money. Since companies usually fail due to the opposite issue of clueless shareholders micromanaging or commissioning bad projects against the wishes of managers who actually understand what consumers want, I kept misinterpreting it.
@impracticalPhysics
@impracticalPhysics 3 ай бұрын
WOW, the background music and slow motion stock footage of people standing are ON POINT
@Perhapsawiseman
@Perhapsawiseman 3 ай бұрын
I work in HR, been waiting for this one.
@chunkymunkey9182
@chunkymunkey9182 2 ай бұрын
My condolences.
@r.b.ratieta6111
@r.b.ratieta6111 3 ай бұрын
"Nepo Baby" on his official title. 😂
@AnnoyingMoose
@AnnoyingMoose 3 ай бұрын
7:55 The correct answer is E. All of the above
@davidhochstetler4068
@davidhochstetler4068 3 ай бұрын
Good ole HR, creating paperwork for other people to fill out so they can file it and show that their job isn’t a waste of money
@WegraX
@WegraX 3 ай бұрын
As suggested last time I wanna see "If Comic Book/ Anime conventions were honest' You can call it Hortoncon or Rogercon or something like that!
@KnoxvilleRailfanProductions
@KnoxvilleRailfanProductions 2 ай бұрын
This is so true. My favorite part is the orientation videos with the blaring music so you can barely hear what they are saying, which is portrayed perfectly in this video. Also the HR “representative” who we never see.
@mydnytdeath
@mydnytdeath 3 ай бұрын
The moment anyone utters the cliché phrase "we're a family here," or anything like it, I mentally check TF out
@v.slavov
@v.slavov 3 ай бұрын
Our workload more than doubled. Then we got downsized to 60% of what we were instead of getting much needed help. Then at our last meeting we got yelled at for not dealing with the workload well. Can't imagine what led to that.
@janeentumbao8690
@janeentumbao8690 3 ай бұрын
HR IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!😂😂😂😂 I remember that I was being flat out bullied by my boss's boss and I reported them to HR. Those bitches told me, in essence, that's how we roll and to get the fuck used to it. Fuck that... Boss tried to bully me again. But this time, I went to corporate. Things changed IMMEDIATELY! And then, eventually, dude got fired. Other managers weren't happy about that, nor local HR. But I didn't appreciate being treated like shit, being publicly humiliated and denied the ability to fully do my job. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is whyyyyy working from home is much better than working in office. Oh... That's another video y'all should do!!! Your camera gotta be on! You still gotta dress like you're in the office! You're remote, but gotta trek to the office 3xs a month and you live an hour away from the office! Or you're hired as fully remote, and live in a totally different state, time zone even and are forced to either relocate or quit. You live in Topeka and gotta move to NYC, pay for your own relocation expenses and do all that in a month. And no pay increase. 😂😂😂😂
@chadleatherby3309
@chadleatherby3309 2 ай бұрын
At least working from.home you can sit in your pjays and not fight traffic
@liaml.e.5964
@liaml.e.5964 3 ай бұрын
Roger Horton has such a divers portfolio that Horton Industries is quickly approaching Weyland-Yutani in sheer scale.
@mikdan8813
@mikdan8813 3 ай бұрын
Damn, you gonna do labor unions next?
@Honest_Ads
@Honest_Ads 3 ай бұрын
Good idea.
@ninjagirl226
@ninjagirl226 3 ай бұрын
Ohhhhh no one in my family has had a good experience in a unions. Petitioning for low pays. Screaming at me for going to my Dad’s funeral. Trying to get me in trouble for not working every day of the week to do other members job. Protecting the bad actors.
@arandomyoutubechannel2940
@arandomyoutubechannel2940 3 ай бұрын
Unions suck, not to mention that they unnecessarily increase costs for way worse service/products
@Othique
@Othique 3 ай бұрын
@@ninjagirl226 Sounds like a regular job.
@ninjagirl226
@ninjagirl226 3 ай бұрын
@@Othique Ah but when people say you have to join a Union to get these protections and then you are honestly treated worse by the Union than the employer there’s an issue
@roybrown9507
@roybrown9507 3 ай бұрын
this is the first sponsor introduction that made me laugh, i actually watched the whole thing
@RicPendragon
@RicPendragon 3 ай бұрын
I can't stop staring at that epic moustache (and soul patch)
@ZackaryAsAlways
@ZackaryAsAlways 3 ай бұрын
Mustache Roger is crazy
@Juuxr
@Juuxr 3 ай бұрын
I'm surprised how this ad was really good and how I enjoyed seeing it, that's rare, congrats Guardio
@goodkitty30m
@goodkitty30m 3 ай бұрын
This is the bestest, most 1000% real video ever & I'm choking all the way through this😂
@saturn379
@saturn379 3 ай бұрын
ok also jack with a mustache looks fire
@timmckinstry5548
@timmckinstry5548 3 ай бұрын
Our HR is now called People Services.
@chadleatherby3309
@chadleatherby3309 2 ай бұрын
Sounds like peoples republic of ch!na!
@purdysanchez
@purdysanchez 3 ай бұрын
The sole reason HR exists is so that companies can avoid lawsuits when they violate the law.
@xenohart3891
@xenohart3891 2 ай бұрын
😔 All the daily pain I've been going thru for several years is captured by Roger, right here. There's nowhere else to go.
@kirbymarchbarcena
@kirbymarchbarcena 3 ай бұрын
Never have I seen a Chief Executive Overlord with a mustache so trusting like good ol' Roger
@GLHS592
@GLHS592 3 ай бұрын
I had a supervisor give me a valuable nugget of wisdom years ago. He said, "if HR is doing anything to benefit you, it's only because it's benefitting the company."
@chunkymunkey9182
@chunkymunkey9182 2 ай бұрын
Also works in a negative way as well. I used too much vacation time in a short period of time. When i quit, some of that vacation time was deducted from my last paycheck. That also benefited the company as well ☹
@MissTia777
@MissTia777 3 ай бұрын
So true @ 3:35!! 😂 HR person acting like they are a sincere ally!
@WildKat25
@WildKat25 3 ай бұрын
I can't tell if I love Roger more with or without the Mustache.
@Maniac1607
@Maniac1607 3 ай бұрын
I've been verbally threatened not once but twice by a thuggish coworker over the past few years. HR did nothing.
@Hizsoo
@Hizsoo 3 ай бұрын
The Ad at the start of the video feels better to watch. It better at convincing me to deal with the harsh reality. I'm more likely to quit big corporations, than to quit the internet. Feels better to laugh at losers, than to be sad about abuse.
@dennissdigitaldump8619
@dennissdigitaldump8619 2 ай бұрын
Perfect acting Jack. I swear, as you age the jokes hit even harder! I love lil horton as a gag!
@josephloehr9617
@josephloehr9617 3 ай бұрын
You’ve been Roger. We've been Rogered?🙀🙀Nasssty HR😾 Love the 'Stache & Soul Patch, BTW👍
@teejaylecapois9741
@teejaylecapois9741 3 ай бұрын
HR protects bullies from Consequences
@-Kailinn-
@-Kailinn- 3 ай бұрын
I'll tell you one thing that HR is good for: Scaring low level management into not pressing you too hard to do things beyond the scope of your job. Beyond that they're a corporate installation to protect the interests of the company.
@chadleatherby3309
@chadleatherby3309 2 ай бұрын
I wish my hr did that much
@tjjames9846
@tjjames9846 3 ай бұрын
“You’ll get used to my flavour…of management soon enough.” 🤣🤣🤣
@alyxgraff9121
@alyxgraff9121 3 ай бұрын
As someone who used to work in a 3rd party call center representing a massive corporation, this video perfectly nails what working in a modern office is actually like post pandemic. I'd definitely recommend the same advice that other comments here say. Don't trust HR, they work for the company not you & if possible form a Labor Union.
@mikenelson3632
@mikenelson3632 3 ай бұрын
Roger that mustache is giving strong Wilford Brimley vibes
@tomerator
@tomerator 3 ай бұрын
I have so much faith in Roger, he would never sell me out I refuse to believe it
@jeremymckinnon395
@jeremymckinnon395 2 ай бұрын
Honestly better than most retail companies.
@dv8mr2
@dv8mr2 3 ай бұрын
My coworker was reported multiple times from 1 employee for statements he made the local bar after hours by someone who was not invited to the group. I got called by HR to validate what was said. I told HR “sure he could have said that, but never in the office or in front of clients” and asked “why are you investigating things outside of work?”…..case closed and the reporting person was put on a watchlist by HR for false accusations ( it’s nice to be friends with the HR people too who let you know the results of investigations)
@visceratrocar
@visceratrocar 3 ай бұрын
One time at an interview I was asked why I don't have any social media account they can find. Of course I didn't give them my social email, and I don't use my real name or identifying information anywhere. I told them I don't use social media because what I do off the clock is none of my employer's business. Didn't get hired, probably for the better.
@dv8mr2
@dv8mr2 3 ай бұрын
@@visceratrocar My social media is minimal, I say “I worked with 3 letter acronym agencies in the past, if they trust me, you can too, or should I make a few calls and do a reverse check to see if this company and employees are right for me?” Probably won’t get that job either but may make them squirm. What you say on the internet is for life.
@visceratrocar
@visceratrocar 3 ай бұрын
@dv8mr2 When I tell interviewers about my TSSI (in the army during OIF) they squirm a lot. I rarely bring it up now since it's expired. But I know what you're talking about.
@dv8mr2
@dv8mr2 3 ай бұрын
@@visceratrocar Mine too….TS-SCI now expired, sitting on the boiler plate getting grilled for 3 hours. Thank you for your service.
@omegagilgamesh
@omegagilgamesh 3 ай бұрын
Stuck in a zone with poor reception. Decided to watch a YT video. The 45 second ad loaded instantly, took almost 3 minutes for the first ten seconds of the video to fully load, at 480p. It's no secret where YT's priorities lie
@kimmickal
@kimmickal 3 ай бұрын
working = a complicated relationship with earning money
@wrathofainz
@wrathofainz 3 ай бұрын
Roger was destined to be in charge. Just look how commanding his mustache is!
@terry_the_terrible
@terry_the_terrible 3 ай бұрын
The accuracy. It hurts 😢😢
@skovner
@skovner 3 ай бұрын
"Unlimited vacation" isn't just to avoid tracking vacation. It is to avoid employees aecruing vacation that then has to be paid when the employee leaves or is terminated. Makes payroll and accounting easier (accrued vacation is money owed to the employee and has to be tracked as such) And then your manager gets to approve it or not. I worked for a company that went to "unlimited" when I was accruing 4 weeks. New guideline was 3 weeks. So much for "unlimited". My then-manager allowed me 4 weeks but he got pushed out and my new manager would not stand up to HR (the previous one would and that is partly why he was forced out) and I lost a week - plus since no accrued vacation, when I got laid off, less money.
@ProductBasement
@ProductBasement 3 ай бұрын
"Unlimited vacation time" doesn't have anything to do with HR employees being confused by their own portal. Salaried employees usually accrue paid time off as compensation, which is a liability for the company. When they can no longer accrue PTO, that's essentially like taking away that part of their compensation, which may not make any real difference in the amount of work that gets done per quarter, but it decreases the company's liabilities. Also, if an employee quits or is fired, they have no accrued PTO to cash out
@chadleatherby3309
@chadleatherby3309 2 ай бұрын
They give unlimited pto to employees then tell them their sales goal is so high to keep their job they can take no time off
@ProductBasement
@ProductBasement 2 ай бұрын
@chadleatherby3309 Salesmen get PTO? How does that work, they get paid their average commission while they are gone?
@chadleatherby3309
@chadleatherby3309 2 ай бұрын
@@ProductBasement I get hourly base pay plus commission, commission is monthly based on getting a certain amount of sales in the month, pto gives you your hourly pay, sometimes they prorate and give you extra commission
@tecpaocelotl
@tecpaocelotl 3 ай бұрын
With that mustache, Roger could do those diabetes ads. Lol.
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