If the NFL Was Scripted: Week 4

NFL Week 4 may have been the craziest week yet. There were massive comebacks in the Broncos vs Bears, Rams vs Colts & Commanders vs Eagles. Also Taylor Swift was at Sunday Night Football with the Chiefs vs Jets.
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[@NoxnoctisSicarius]

Not gonna lie. The thousand yard stare by the Bears had me in stitches every time he pops up

[@SaulGoodman-w2x]

And when the Texans guy joined him I completely lost it.

[@sturmovik1274]

Thousand-yard Bear

[@berlyn3014]

me too!

[@brianhall4182]

Same. Loved it.

[@Hehehehehehehehe881]

I am the thousand yard bears fan and I am 1000% here for it. Had me cracking up, but also sad.

[@ItsTheCV]

Him whistling for the ref is literally golden

[@blazin4443]

Yeah, I turned the game off after that terrible call.

[@jeremyz9589]

Which one? There are so many to chose from.

[@blazin4443]

@@jeremyz9589 The one that pretty much sealed the game near the end. A holding call

[@MrMohawkIA]

What about the safety on the 1 yard line?

[@NukaCola6962]

Yea I didn't see that game but of course the blind zebras had to rob a game, Taylor swift must be paying the refs some money and free tickets 😂

[@alecsenatore9402]

tom, that "CAN WE GET A SAFETY?" had me in stitches lmao

[@TheY2AProblem]

Cool.

[@ediedisorder7144]

A friend of mine who obviously doesnt watch a lot of football. Texted me during the game asking what a safety is, she missed the play was cooking dinner and noticed the 2 points. She had never heard of a 2pt play. Safety. LOL

[@brendafrazier811]

Too bad their defense didn’t really get the safety. The refs gave it to them!🤨

[@neugey]

IMO this is quickly becoming Tom's best weekly series!

[@MrSprigg]

Nah, it's not going to top the North Saga. It's good, but the NS is epic.

[@victormaniaci2104]

@@MrSprigg Lionel is getting that jacket!

[@johnmartin476]

Yes. By far what I look forward to the most by him.

[@lipekiske]

Yes ❤

[@MrSprigg]

@@victormaniaci2104 He should, but I don't know if Vince will give it up that easily. Sure, he got mauled on Thursday, but he'll shrug it off and say it's just a flesh wound. Even Ref isn't going to be able to do much about it, though.

[@JDizzle3674]

It’s Crazy what the bears are going through rn 😂 it’s almost been a year since they actually won a game 😳

[@alexamerling79]

There is no rock bottom for us. We constantly find new ways to shit the bed.

[@spartacus18954]

i mean its not thou, in basically all of my existence they had maybe 2 good years in the mid 2000s and that's about it. Kinda wish another team would come to chicago so that we'd have the potential to have a team that isn't historically bad. I mean we have the cubs where they win it all once every 100 years. Bears are basically the same version of that.

[@bw-leftturnracing7779]

Do you think they can beat the Jaguars' 20 straight losses from a couple years ago?

[@kurokitsune17]

​@bw-leftturnracing7779 I hope so. Atleast let their losing streak mean something

[@RedKingdom28]

Honestly even though it’s a bad accolade I want them to hit the one year mark lol

[@lyokian]

This is turning into a saga of its own and I'm loving it.

[@Rand0mGypsy]

Is this canon in the GCU?

[@evacody1249]

​@@Rand0mGypsyno

[@RedKingdom28]

The bears and broncos bit was hilarious. You’re incredible Tom! 😂

[@Supervillain725]

The death stare cracked me up .

[@josharnoldy6833]

As a Texans fan, the "kind of stopped writing for you after the divisional game against the Chiefs" was uncalled for, but dammit did I respect it.

[@H-TOWNN]

ME TO

[@matthewrudolph]

I remember that game fondly😄

[@jeradlarkey390]

As a Chiefs fan that was in the endzone that saw every touchdown that game. Scriptwriter actually stopped writing for the Texans by Halftime.

[@Jkdabestu]

Bro same

[@alexamerling79]

As a Bears fan, you summed me up perfectly. Get out of my head Tom!!!!!

[@MFBloosh]

Fields could throw 500 yards and 6 TDs and I still wouldn't care because somehow we'd still lose that game lmfao. 14 straight games with 25+ points scored on us... An NFL record. All we can do is laugh at this point lmfao.

[@no6418]

That was fields first good game. Although he isn’t clutch

[@kittylarkin1236]

👀

[@alexamerling79]

​@@MFBlooshright? As soon as they made it 28-14 I knew we were going to lose.

[@arifabdullah536]

@@alexamerling79 you sure it wasn't the fumble scoop and score. or the turnover on downs lmao.

[@markangelocalica1478]

Remember this Episode: The STROUDS ARE BORN!!!

[@eyoelberhane_blackmoth]

"Desmond Ridder, you are a broken toy" being said so nonchalant got me smiling so bad...

[@kdude25]

The head nod to the ref was both hilarious and gut wrenching as a Jets fan lol. Fantastic as always Tom.

[@Peter75C]

Ya'll got ROBBED on that call, in my opinion! Tough to throw a flag on a play that meaningful!

[@kdude25]

@@Peter75C happened last year against the Patriots. Ghost roughing the passer on JFM after a Michael Carter II pick 6. A huge swing. Instead of being up by two scores going into halftime, only up one. And we lost that game too. Honestly it's nothing knew with the Jets. It is what it is. But to also be fair it was bad officiating all around. Just unfortunate.

[@pyrovania]

The ref is one of my favorite characters.

[@thadofalltrades]

​@@kenbattor6350they threw the flag before they knew how meaningful it was.

[@lakeozarkrei3767]

​@@kenbattor6350Don't forget the bogus safety... penalty started outside the endzone at the 2 yard line... refs literally gave the Jets points😅

[@kriger619]

That first "I don't care" from Chicago literally and I do mean literally almost killed me. Eating dinner "Oh a new Grossi skit" and then I started choking like the Falcons...almost died... worth it.

[@agentkalos152]

That stare down with the music was hilarious 😂

[@forsythbmf6127]

Tom, I’m a diehard Bears fan. 2 years ago I could never have watched or followed you. Now I am so exhausted, beat down, and numb I turn to your channel for therapy…thank you for reminding me sports is just entertainment and I applaud your hard-work! By the way, you absolutely nailed the current mindset of Bears fans! You just absolutely nailed it; had me laughing out loud!Remove all sharp objects and don’t test me right now! Keep up the good hard work! 🐻⬇️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@ST0NE_206]

When we thought the refs were defeated, they pulled an amazing comeback against the Jets!

[@LjLongYT]

😂😂

[@RedKingdom28]

Chiefs Kingdom baby! 😅

[@gmg9010]

Yeah fuck the refs I think they should give interviews after the games.

[@spartacus18954]

@@RedKingdom28Refs kingdom* fixed it for ya

[@rpospeedwagon]

Just be happy KC nearly always stops trying hard after getting a big lead. This is not new.

[@TheSpriggan84]

That Ref poppin in killed me. 😂😂

[@Tieguy23]

Chicago’s misery never ends💀💀

[@spartacus18954]

Cubs had to end their 100 year losing streak. Bears came in and continued where they left off.

[@spidamitchell8311]

They ain’t the browns at least

[@overbeb]

Somebody had to take the Lions spot in the NFC North as laughing stock. All things in balance as they should be.

[@victormaniaci2104]

@@overbeb We were hoping it would be the Packers.

[@KingLazy93]

The fact the Rams and Eagles almost blew it and play each other next week shows the scriptwriter doing overtime.

[@flatplaneoregon4605]

I see what you did there. I'm rooting for a tie.

[@tomatoisnotafruit5670]

@@flatplaneoregon4605 No no ties, If a team gets a tie they should just both get a loss on their record for that game.

[@mystimallow]

@@tomatoisnotafruit5670well that’s shitty

[@Sammy50599]

The bears thousand yard stare was phenomenal 😂 I love that this is a thing now. Please keep doing these.

[@tristantyson4928]

The sad thing about being a panthers fan is not only do we suck.. but we’re too irrelevant to be included in anyone’s videos making fun of teams 😭😭

[@Hater20X]

The trick is to lose in really funny ways.. you lose but its like boring losing.

[@highrofellos6721]

If you had your 1st pick this year you'd be more relevant, but since the Bears have it too they are the only one of you that matters in the Tank Sweepstakes really.

[@GraveDigger35]

Panthers were at least expected to suck

[@Gondolin232]

You might make it in a video next week after the Lions get done mauling you guys in our little revenge game for last year. One Pride Time!

[@choosecarefully408]

Look no further than Frank Reich who is still trying to prove he knows how to make the o-line work properly. Watch as he paces the sidelines every game, scowling at the results & searching for something minor he can tweak rather than allowing anyone else to interfere with his Presumed Genius. Also watch how much better that of the Colts is now that he isn't there. He made Matt Ryan worse than Gardner Minschew.

[@JKSSubstandard]

Billman will absolutely be a fan costume at the Bills game next week

[@Dustrega]

The fact that Tom even threw in the Cutler classic, "I *don't* fsck!ng care!" is about the only reason I can laugh at these skits. Production note: Your uncomfortably long stare is absolutely perfect! Thank you, Tom!

[@gavinhultgren1173]

As a bears fan Tom’s stare was me during the 4th quarter, recap, and post game flus interview 😂

[@GoClevelandBrowns]

I love this series no doubt about it

[@hunterdemarcy5497]

The script writer is legitamately becoming my favorite character on this channel! Keep up the awesome work!

[@MeLikePie50mc]

The script writer is quickly becoming my favorite grossi character

[@KasparMesikapp]

This is hands down my favourite series from you!!

[@furioussherman7265]

This video made me laugh harder than basically any other one of your videos to date. The running gag with the Bears' stare of death was absolutely priceless.

[@MasonJarrr_]

Broncos Fans: *I have won, but at what cost?*

[@alexandermutsaers2693]

Everything

[@Big_Tex7]

As a Texans fan, I couldn’t help but laugh too hard at the Texans parts 😂😂😭

[@seanbertolino1047]

My daughter and I have watched this one a dozen times and it's your best one so far. The stare and music is perfect and she laughs every time. 😂 Keep it up!

[@sheaglover1204]

As a Bears fan I really feel like you captured our pain and outrage perfectly! SERIOUSLY CAN'T WAIT FOR NFCNORTH WEEK4!!

[@mike21378]

The Bear Stare had me dying dude! 🤣

[@bloxinate8507]

The bears don’t even care anymore, they’re at the acceptance stage 😂 Also ty to the writers for making the ravens own the browns

[@TheEDFLegacy]

I wouldn't call that acceptance. I would call that the Joker origin story arc.

[@SonicSlicer]

Bargaining was back against the Chiefs to make the hurting stop.

[@Gic424_YT]

Yes

[@alltheworldsastage]

So beat down they’re like Vincent D'Onofrio in the bathroom scene of Full Metal Jacket.

[@deodorant_eater]

The bills are playing big brother for the broncos. Thank you Bills 🧡

[@c0mf0rta61ynum6]

We like to view it as an appreciation for Von Miller.

[@PhilHubbs02]

Love both of these comments.

[@deodorant_eater]

@@c0mf0rta61ynum6 win him a ring 🤘

[@its-a-small-world-afterall]

This aged well

[@deodorant_eater]

@@its-a-small-world-afterall LOL

[@mkadoza]

As a Jets fan... the little moral victories are the only thing that sustains me.

[@sinkora_]

Wilson looked good and the o-line actually protected him for once. This game was huge growth for the entire team, despite the outcome. I just hope Zach doesn't blame himself too much and regresses. If they keep this up, a playoff run will be very possible. On the bright side the patriots got absolutely destroyed. That's always nice.

[@LateNightTableCo]

You guys may be 1-3 but you’re a damn interesting 1-3. Wilson out playing Mahomes and losing like the NFL version “Ireland wins but Krumm gets the Snitch.”

[@raethdarkflame1292]

As a Lions fan for over 35 years, I can tell you that it’s all you can do. I had some deep empathy for the Jets with those phantom holding calls and non calls in favor of the Chiefs. I’ve seen that script play out so many times over the years against us.

[@mkadoza]

@@raethdarkflame1292 The Lions are now my favorite NFC team. Seeing a fanbase thats been crapped on start to win? I love you guys. Kitty goes RAWR. Except the Browns of course.

[@throwaway1154]

Officially my new favorite series on KZbin. God I love football season. Great work Tom!

[@axeltandberg290]

As a Bears fan, this expresses just how I feel… thanks Tom.

[@Predemption]

Yes please Tom, let the Titans show up to more of these. I enjoyed the AFC South reaction videos last year so if they showed up to scripted meetings, that would be nice. Especially playing Indy this weekend.

[@nickspallone8493]

I really want all of the AFCS to death stare the script writer sometime this season

[@PokeRanger94]

@@nickspallone8493should happen next week since we are all 2-2 and holding our breath to see where we stand after next week.

[@Ogga137]

Yes please, more titans!

[@Danielo99]

Tom this "If the NFL was scripted" video series is just genius! Please continue to give us voices of fans from other teams who want to know how it will go for them in the next weeks (including a fan of my team Arizona Cardinals). Thank you very much for all your investment in the videos you upload and well done!

[@jamesweston4089]

As a 40 year Bears fan... THANK YOU. I can't offing wait until the NFC North episode. You are the best Tom

[@mikeclark7026]

This is honestly the best thing Tom has done. Which is saying something. Please keep this up every year from now on. Cause it’s able to be so topical with every team if they matter that week. Unlike the division sagas.

[@HandsomeGus027]

That was your best one yet! Can't wait for the next! That Bears stare, man, I hope it becomes a season long joke hahaha

[@RobertoRodriguez-ph3ft]

I was waiting for a Rams forgetting there were 4 quarters joke but the BEARS stare was awesome!!!

[@thekingbarrelmaker7642]

NFL Script Writer: Hey Bears! Chicago: What? Writer: Justin Fields will throw for 335 yards and 4 TDs against Denver! Chicago: Great! So how much do we win by? Writer: Yeah about that.

[@RedKingdom28]

Jets: “Thank you Santa” 😂

[@choosecarefully408]

That's how I _expected_ their conversation to go.

[@eaa6307]

The subtle nod, literally and figuratively is genius writing Tom!! You’re the 🐐

[@datrandom134]

What is that music playing when the bears ( and Texans at one point ) are watching the writer?

[@notthefbi7932]

I so wanted the writers to end the Bears and Broncos in a tie, so close 😢

[@BigBlack81]

This series is gaining real momentum, Tom. Keep it up. 🏈

[@marksondag2085]

These are great, very funny and well produced. Kudos for always getting the eyelines and spacing right.

[@andrewscasualmtb]

Yeah that's a very overlooked feature on some channels. He gets it right. Amazing quality.

[@Mitchellstclair-bj1cv]

Not gonna lie, I was laughing my whole ass off every time it cut to the bears fan with the death glare 🤣😂

[@viciousPandaYTGaming]

As a bears fan the bears segment legitimately made me laugh almost as much as the bears team itself

[@stlouiscjb]

The bears stare is going to be a recurring theme in these videos I can feel it 😂

[@justinfriedman2039]

You never miss. Always love your take on the Jets. I feel like you really get us 😆

[@gregoryklein2882]

As a Jets fan this def. had me rolling. 🤣 Best part was how you made the ref appear towards the end once the "Tayior Swift" comments were made to acknowledge what needed to happen in that Chiefs/Jets game last Sun night..

[@willnewsome4781]

Seeing that Jets game really making me see this series as a documentary rather than a comedy skit 😂

[@CheeseEnthusiast617]

This is such a funny series. Never stop. The playoff script is going to be hilarious!

[@mfischer387]

I absolutely love this series! Helps me get over my case of the Mondays. 😊

[@dieseljester3466]

OMG this is comedy gold! The whistling for the ref was priceless! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@kevinhowe8725]

It's so great as a lions fan to not be the butt of jokes anymore. Thank you bears. And jets. And broncos.

[@nyandmu]

Script writer has to watch his back. Feel like this series is going to have an interesting twist in a few weeks.

[@Cornan1980]

The cuts back to the Bears fan made me laugh every single time. Great stuff, Tom.

[@jakeofalltradesmusic]

That bit with the Bears was hilarious! 😂

[@BageTalks]

As a bears fan I'm glad Tom is really respectful to us.

[@troyserdynski4030]

"It's week 4.... and I'm so tired" This embodies my every feeling. Granted, as a Vikings fan it isn't NEARLY Denver or Chicago levels, but still!

[@FearMastaZ]

I look more forward to this than the actual games every week now.

[@payotimeRamsYT]

This is becoming my favourite series by Tom 😂!! I am concerned about the Broncos character resorting to violence.

[@MVM28]

Bears Fans want to murder the script writer.

[@D_Trade]

I thought he was a goner just watching this lol

[@johcoh1]

Thank you Tom. This is the first time I smiled about the Bears all season. Bless you.

[@patrickrogers9689]

Great job by Tom to depict the Bears on the verge of a psychotic break. Script writer may need to go into protective custody.

[@droptdown]

These are by far the best thing during Football season. The writing / acting / editing. Like best thing in the world. No pressure for the future but omg 😱 love these thank you!

[@JDXC666]

I love this series! Hopefully the Scriptwriter invests in some Bear mace.

[@Nick.Steven]

They've already proven they don't bite...

[@AlBundyFan365]

1:07 [head against the wall] "I don't care." had me going 😆 and it turned into a loud cough.

[@TheOhioStateMan]

This was spectacular. Please do this every week.

[@gritty7001]

Tom youve done it. Youve captured what its like to be a Bears fan. We stare into the void, the void looks away in fear.

[@ASOXO]

Great episode Tom. The fact that you can make me feel better about the Refs on Sunday night is a real talent.

[@romeosdayoff88]

life long bears fan here. it's odd getting more joy from a packer's fan youtuber than my own team...cheers tom!! 🍻

[@MarriottLatino]

I always looks forward to this every Monday ❤ The office always cracks up... Great Job Tom...

[@GabeAvalos21]

I love the Bears & Texans reaction looking at the NFL Script Writer

[@TheTEN24]

Tom just incredible work as always, the script writers owe us jets fans next week after what the refs just did to us.

[@HmongMelody]

I love this series. I'm laughing like an idiot at my desk at work because of this

[@joenoonan9406]

Grassi understands the bears fanbase more than the ones we have the torches and pitchforks for

[@jackmcfaddin960]

Thanks! I am a life long lions fan. Love your content.

[@Trap5656]

The showdown between the Script Writer and Bears is real. 😆

[@agalik1295]

I think this is my favorite series yet, golden!

[@gr8daynegb]

The Strouds started remembering this week

[@gannicusii4163]

I officially look forward to these more than anything else. So great!

[@Richard-od7yd]

I'm watching this NFL season and so far all I'm feeling is what it must be like to be a PAC -12 Fan .

[@ellwoodwolf]

I think Trevor Siemian whispered in Wilson’s ear “I’m the quarterback now, you’re playing in the XFL next year” and motivated him a bit.

[@simplythatguy-o6n]

3:21 it is at this moment the strouds were born........

[@UandICare]

The 🐻 's stare and music is pure gold. Thank you, Tom! You are a genius! Go Bucs 🏴‍☠️❤

[@DevilDave77]

STROUDS ARRIVE IN THIS EPISODE

[@vincez460]

You are so amazing! This is just gold. Keep up the awesome work!!!

[@PhilHubbs02]

As a Broncos fan, the opening monologue from Breck was exactly how I felt going into this week.

[@cjrose3285]

I'm loving every one of these. As a Broncos fan, this has all been accurate.

[@danielvalentino3675]

Hahaha. This is hilarious. Loves these NFL script segments

[@FluttershyLuva]

The serious bears fan gets me (and the music)!

[@derrickvance4299]

Script Writer won't even make it to Week 5, and Chicago will make sure of it one way or another, you gotta have THAT feeling.

[@sfm18]

Facial Jim Carrey contortions on point! Especially when Broncos hears he can have the win! And every time the Bears tribal music started I was cracking up!