If the NFL Was Scripted: Week 5

[@stuyfly]

I'm waiting to see which team tries going off script and how the script writer handles it.

[@thibbz]

This is a great idea

[@dcaslick]

The Broncos doing it this week would be the funniest. Won’t happen, but man it would be hilarious.

[@Vid-xb5le]

That happened when Rodgers didn't want to get injured and mahomes didn't throw the second pick . You're welcome

[@EMDe32]

Great idea

[@EMDe32]

Tom's gonna do it now

[@route2070]

For Dick Butkus, now if only the defense could tackle, he may have appreciated the win.

[@shadowofchaos8932]

51 we miss you!

[@businessrecreationjack8184]

What did he just say. Don't push it.

[@BageTalks]

For real

[@Tubalcain422]

When he said “For Dick…” I felt that.😢

[@jeremybrown5239]

At least the team sucked until dick Butkus died

[@chrisuncleahmad666]

“Can we not score 3 points this week?” “We’ll see”

[@fastkat7]

😂 saints were like, remember 2009?

[@MasterAries7]

this is why you have to be very careful what you wish of the monkey's paw.

[@fastkat7]

@@MasterAries7 facts

[@jakeamato6761]

@@MasterAries7 Never use six out of five wishes.

[@jeremybrown5239]

I wish my team has a defense and an offensive line. Mac has been sacked more than Joe burrow and zappe nearly tore his ucl in Frankfurt

[@ShadowDogProduction]

This is hands down my favorite part of the week aside from the actual games.

[@TecMatt]

This and sportsball give me something to look forward to during the week

[@tonywilson4713]

I'm Australian and wished we had someone who could do the same for our football leagues. Also it would be hilarious if a Brit could do this for the English Premier League.

[@chrislacour7330]

Nice Tribute to Mr. Butkus.

[@thenumberquelve158]

Ahhhhh, perfect ending. Something wholesome and heartfelt immediately derailed for one final laugh. No wonder you have a whole series dedicated to script writing. You've already mastered it yourself!

[@Ackbar117]

I love the heartfelt moment with the Bears. And then it ends hilariously.

[@chrispappa704]

Don't worry someway, some how the Vikings will blow it next week in Chicago and the Bears will win.

[@Xarou]

@@chrispappa704 Basement Bowl will be painful to watch

[@shadow_td]

​@@chrispappa704would help with people stop thinking we're tanking for caleb. But what's gonna be hilarious is what team.we're gonna rob and steal for that 1st pick....

[@WhatLiesBeneath24]

The way the Broncos fan looked at the script writer when he said Bryce or Breece 😆

[@sdlstr91]

As a panthers fan, that’s exactly what it’s like 😂 It hurts less hearing Jake and Jordan talk about it.

[@Nenshoken]

We don’t even exist man…

[@MrPeinakatsuki11]

​@@Nenshoken😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@LighthawkTenchi]

@@NenshokenDon’t be so down on yourself, you were a worthy challenge to us. For about a drive, and then you were a speed bump. Still, rest assured you had ALL of our attention for that game. We’re about to go do the same to Tampa, so that should help a little

[@jaromari80]

As a lions fan we've been there done that it will get better for you guys soon Bryce is going to be fine

[@MrPeinakatsuki11]

@@jaromari80 as a Panthers fan I say thanks 👍

[@SeraphsWitness]

Nice of you to give a nice nod to Dick Butkus, even as a Packers fan. Very classy. It reminds us that at the end of the day, it's just sports. We've all had that friend that takes rivalries way too seriously and doesn't understand the playful back and forth. Sincerely, An Eagles fan whose best man was a Cowboys fan

[@nadjasunflower1387]

lol...that just reminded me of my time in south florida. had a friend who went to Florida State and her husband went to Florida. Saturdays during football season was...interesting. LOL

[@chrisuncleahmad666]

“There’s always next week, right?” “You have the Chiefs on Thursday” “What’s it like to win?” “Couldn’t tell you!”

[@ryankutchenriter]

As a Broncos fan, I was laughing so hard! That is so relatable!

[@darthcaedus9130]

Going from a SB winning qb to another SB winning qb on the opposite end of the spectrum is mind blowing

[@xrhin0x895]

As a Chiefs fan I used to love when we played the Broncos, it was such a big rivalry in the division and the games were more exciting. Now we haven't lost a game to them since 2015 and they're cooked. Burn it all down and start over with a rookie QB

[@AK_804]

who?@@darthcaedus9130

[@flamingfish6850]

@@ryankutchenriteras a chiefs fan I’m worried. Look at the games last year and how we are playing “bad” teams excluding the bears this year

[@heavymetalmusichead4969]

That "for Dick" made me almost cry. And I'm not even a Bears fan.

[@cindyh303]

Seriously, that was well done.

[@SusanSloate]

This is my all-time favorite Tom Grossi continuing segments! I love the Script Writer (especially since I was one), and I love his comments to the various teams. Fantasic stuff--this is what I look for first on Mondays! Thanks, Tom!

[@Bigshot0910]

I really hope Tom keeps this series going. High level entertainment.

[@JEtronful]

The script writer didnt spare the Cowboys this week 😂

[@voicesofmarshians528]

“Hey, can we not score 3 points this week?” Very poor choice of words, Patriots

[@thekingbarrelmaker7642]

A Raven just dropped another pass as this video got published. Jesus Christ Baltimore. The Steelers looked awful yet somehow you looked even worse.

[@AmericasQB_KirkCousins]

What are you talking about? There are no games going on right now. The Ravens played yesterday

[@zayerbayer]

R/woosh

[@joshbelanger120]

@AmericasQB_KirkCousins He’s making a joke, the game is over but their still dropping passes (As a ravens fan I want to unexist right now)

[@RampagingChipmunk]

And somehow Daniel Jones got sacked in the process.

[@gilbert8162]

​@@AmericasQB_KirkCousinssomehow a Vikings fan fails to catch the joke.

[@Goop_3]

What a beautiful ending.

[@JoeyTorrierijr]

I love this series so much i hope this continues all year

[@ColeyJack8590]

The "for Dick" part hit really hard for some reason

[@texmerc6977]

Would have preferred Taylor Swift to Dak last night to be honest. Couldn't have done any worse... 😢

[@Scorpious187]

Classy move with the Butkus tribute, Grossi. Nicely done.

[@randomgrinn]

Oh you thought, "For Dick" had something to do with Butkus? I guess that is one theory.

[@Scorpious187]

@@randomgrinn Dude, STFU. Butkus died the afternoon of the Thursday game.

[@PopularNobody]

The bears should've still been up against the wall staring at the script writer

[@sharkcapper]

I loved how you went back to Week 3 to prove your point about the Cowboys…..Legend…

[@JWex-jy7sk]

Broncos: “There’s always next week right?” Script writer: “Oh don’t forget you have the Chiefs on Thursday!” Broncos: *Darkness and despair intensifies

[@88wildcat]

Look at the bright side. The Chiefs have an annoying habit of playing with their food so they are not very likely to score seventy points. In fact you will probably cover.

[@Woeisme2]

The last 3 games between the chiefs and broncos have been by 7 points or less. The games are usually close. But with the way the defense is playing this year idk if that will be the same.

[@ToxicBlue]

This became my favorite segment in just like 2 weeks, I just freaking love it.

[@mnhorsewoman]

This is by far my favorite NFL related KZbin show.

[@TheTEN24]

The jaguars being an American doing a British accent is goddamn hilarious. Every week this is my highlight

[@michaelmoon7245]

Oh man...this was the funniest one yet for me. I especially like the "Ridder remembers HE exists" line. I'm a Falcons fan...all I have is laughing or sadness...no in between.

[@gwmgbwi]

My dad had the basement insanely decked out with packer autographs and one Dick Butkus autograph. It was in the same frame with one of his Ray Nitschke autographs. Respect amongst men.

[@MVM28]

Every Team when they play Travis Kelce and the Chiefs: REFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

[@ForsakenWar]

😅👍At this point its all they've got lol

[@thund3r94]

Yea Fr, they’re just hating to hate at this point

[@88wildcat]

Look what we made them do.

[@XwzKop]

Just the fact yall still think the refs arent favoring yall well not yall but mahomes and kelce

[@jcmead1142]

Tom I just want you to know that i love watching this series as well as just your content in general. Thank you for creating such a master piece

[@CalebRB36]

Probably one of the best if not best series on Tom’s channel

[@drcool1222]

That Dick Butkus shout-out was really nice. 🏈❤👍

[@avwholesomegamer]

It sounded like the Bears were only gonna ask for a moral victory of some kind lol

[@stashmcjammin]

I just found this channel like a month ago, I can't believe I've been missing this, brilliant stuff.

[@DumbAndDumberMC]

As a Panthers fan, totally relatable 🤣 we need the script writer to notice us before the Texans game (I’m not even considering beating the Dolphins)

[@kurtwicklund8901]

Scripted is Grossi's best series.

[@EnderProds]

1:21 When the Jags fan did that accent was so goated ngl

[@edwardgraham7993]

From 1:56 til 2:04, it had me rolling in tears of laughter. 🤣😂 Tom, I'm enjoying this script-writer series. 😍

[@alexamerling79]

Thank you writers for giving us a win. We needed it for Butkus. Sincerely, a Bears fan. Also thanks for Carolina's pick :)

[@alexfoster1495]

Thanks for Desmond Ridder...we needed that.

[@-GloryGloryToOlGeorgia]

He finally learned Kyle pitts exists!

[@alexfoster1495]

@@-GloryGloryToOlGeorgia that usually helps!

[@choosecarefully408]

People forget details when they focus on results. Ridder got fired up late against Green Bay & improved his play. _This_ game, he got fired up early & *maintained* the fire throughout. Details matter.

[@cubesquared7808]

I am SHOCKED he didn’t work “jets, people really liked that whole safety thing last week. You want another one” into the script

[@BiggDawg98]

NFL network needs to show this series 😂

[@toastedbread909]

The Ravens dropping the ball was hilarious

[@raymac5235]

Even when she doesn't come to our games everyone still talks more about Taylor than the actual game..

[@velder22]

I hate it, I hate everything about it, I have a bad feeling that she'll break up with Travis right before the Superbowl write a song about him and the whole team will fall apart

[@cubeman6639]

​@@velder22superbowl? Who says the chiefs are even winning a playoff game with how non impressive theyve looked so far lol

[@loganleroy8622]

@@cubeman6639 You don't think the Chiefs are trying right now do you? They've been trying a different concept every game so far. It's basically like a preseason game with higher stakes. They also aren't even at full strength yet. They are only going to get better from here on.

[@fisherfoster6032]

@@cubeman6639I’m sorry who’s more impressive currently in the afc not named the dolphins

[@safcjcp]

@@cubeman6639the refs

[@LegionSPONDY]

Tom, I need the Saints Vs Pats reaction in my life...PLEASE TOM!! I NEED THIS!! 😂 ⚜️⚜️⚜️

[@fastkat7]

Amen 😂

[@skyler.dean.]

“Look what you made me do! 🤷”TOM!! 😂😂😂

[@noahpagel2823]

The London Jags and their 10 seconds in this video are the best 💀😭😂

[@spartancdc5117]

I was hoping wildflower would show up because he would definitely have some words with the script writer

[@jedimasterdraco6950]

Two words “pointy” and “stick”.

[@CrankierOak]

Thank you for the Ravens part most people don’t understand it was the receivers all having butter on their hands for some reason

[@IvIidnight]

Yeah...spot on for us.

[@M_JW]

0:48 OH MY GOD THAT TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCE IS 🤩PERFECT🤩

[@Nurichiri]

I was just waiting for that Bears bit at the end. I wasn't disappointed. However, now I'm worried again.

[@davidshatto7604]

My jets actually won a game and the patriots and cowboys got smacked? This is the first truly enjoyable week of football I’ve had in a very long time

[@DillonJayasuriya]

Dick Butkus convo had me tear up. (Lions fan)

[@trainerfjk6269]

Sharp, snappy, humorous. And Homage to one of the greatest Bears. This was awesome!

[@tracyhartmann9922]

Your comedy is brilliant. Just found you on KZbin this week and we're binge watching. Thank you!!

[@monnica1862]

The Jaguars accent. 😂

[@TomBeard27]

This is my new favorite! Keep it up Tom!!

[@KasparMesikapp]

'Are her and Travis okay', i can imagine that being an actual question at a staff meeting :D

[@Predemption]

For Butkus, nice touch Tom.

[@lukeyarasheski5510]

"Look what you made me do" genuinely made me laugh

[@JordanT3025]

The ravens had me dying 😂😂

[@thesouthernbearsfan]

That ending actually made me cry Rip legend

[@Beastified14]

Can you add the Lions one of these times

[@jaredo7098]

How does this man only have 500k subs? I though he had well over a million with this amazing content.

[@_seriousrob_]

Keep em coming Tom. This series is amazing :D

[@UandICare]

Thank you, Tom! You are so creative and funny! 😃🏈Go Bucs!❤🏴‍☠️

[@epicplayz5122]

The 9iners absolutely DESTROYED the cowboys so much for being “dem boyz” 😂😂😂

[@Sam-zw5kk]

As a giants fan, if I can’t watch my team win, I root for the cowboys to lose.

[@godlygamingchair5664]

@@Sam-zw5kk31-16

[@AndrewThenSome]

Have we not suffered enough

[@tygrkhat4087]

I can picture Stephan A. Smith in his big hat-no cattle Stetson, Churchillian cigar, a big shit-eating grin and a rousing "HOW 'BOUT DEM COWBOYS!"

[@adoseofgames]

​@@godlygamingchair566442 10

[@ryanmcgarry2143]

Let's go 9ers!

[@TH3JMONEY]

These are great every week. Keep it up Tom!

[@theodorehadley1292]

Loved the ending! Funny but sweet

[@insertnamehere313]

"...IF...." THE NFL WAS SCRIPTED....😂

[@scout222]

Poor Panthers. Also I wonder what’s next for the Broncos lol, the ride never ends

[@RbiTriples]

rewatching all of these... theyre so funny

[@blairmcmackin8857]

Every week the script just writes itself. Good work

[@IROC400]

Packers: we just lost in prime time, could we get a win against a one-win team this week after a mini bye week? SW: Best I can do, is make it a close game after 2 raiders missed field goals, and three Love interceptions...

[@tacocatspelledbackwards4680]

This is my favorite lore ever

[@justinthomas7330]

THIS MAN IS BRILLIANT

[@keiths81ca]

You make me laugh and cry? Well done.

[@npr69331]

The chiefs fan waving at the broncos fan had me rolling

[@RedbeardInBluegrass]

It just hit me, the kind of magic that could happen via the AFC West House version of the Chiefs fan doing a Taylor inspired...soliloquy? One of his grand performances!

[@darkhawk4863]

Yeah, that refball may have been even more blatant than last weeks in the Chiefs game. I'm not a fan of the Chiefs or Vikings, I have no dog in that fight, but ... damn, man. Three different penalties committed, all of which would have given them a fresh set of downs, and they picked the damn flag up.

[@jab6044]

MORE of these!!! It's excellent

[@profdonut2768]

I LOVE THIS SERIES THANK YOU!

[@monsieurmrfox]

I love this series so much

[@vinnye930]

This is becoming my favorite segment

[@Myrrden]

Chiefs may have TSwift, but the Lions have had Slim Shady for years! :D

[@phoenxmarble7241]

I absolutely LOVE this series!

[@Mach11976]

Come home from work and get to laugh at Tom! Thanks brother it was a shitty ass day and I needed this.

[@brentchatterley9168]

Surprised Travis Kelce playing safety in the endzone for defense at the end of the game wasn't apart of the script.

[@grbmajor6645]

Right. Who had "Travis Kelce on defense"????

[@catfan5576]

"Look what you made me do" Taylor Swift ref lol

[@joeomalley2835]

This is brilliant. Like poetry.

[@manwhosayf]

Ok these have become my favorite. I look forward to them as much as Sec shorts and SEC roll call after football weekend. 😂

[@flybirdsfly2091]

This going to be great

[@DerekInTheFront]

Love the Bears love for Butkus at the end

[@PaulGaither]

As a 49ers fan, but even more important, a fan of the NFL - Congrats Bears. For Dick.

[@atticus05]

This series is GOLD. For Dick. From a Lions fan.

[@notthefbi7932]

Can we not score 3 this week 😂😂😂😂