If the NFL Was Scripted: Week 5

After thinking the NFL would start to calm down, Week 5 had other plans. Massive upsets and overtime victories, the Script Writer was hard at work planning all the chaos.
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[@CoLo-y4c]

Can’t wait for the real scriptwriter and the strouds to have a dramatic battle with deep personal lore next week!

[@zerodawn09]

what happens when he does come back but the strouds keep winning? will it be stockholm syndrome?

[@jjoshaugh]

My personal theory is that the real scriptwriter is the Ref, flagging all over the fake scriptwriters script. And soon, the Flag will collide with the Stroudscript and shatter it. Sing it; Flag Ref Flag Ref Flag Ref Flag Flag Flag Flag...

[@Darth_Conans]

The Strouds play the Patriots next week, so the Scriptwriter may need to try harder for revenge...

[@rjlt4841]

@@Darth_Conansbut the next week it’s the Strouds going to Green Bay 😮

[@brandonhallam51]

​@@rjlt4841 where they win :O

[@SithNerd79]

"Well, of cooooouuu... I'm not a miracle worker. " Great line, great delivery. Awesome work, Tom.

[@coruscant100]

Gotta love Wildflower when he delivers those roasts.

[@nasheedparker6178]

That was hysterical

[@courteneylamont1965]

best line ever!

[@NihilistSolitude]

Now we know the Strouds don't like cinnamon

[@megreed3670]

“Heh. Politics.” Beatific smile.

[@NamelessWilkins]

“Broncos speak up!” Is such a nice Maxx Crosby reference.

[@UnchainedAmerica]

Or when Bo Nix yelled at Sean Payton so he could be heard.

[@spidamitchell8311]

Crosby has been getting annoying

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

​@@spidamitchell8311 unless you're a Raider fan. Maxx is the only thing we have to look forward to.

[@SebastianMikulec]

Petulant ref is quickly becoming one of my favorite characters. You're making me like the ref, Tom. You're a MONSTER!

[@berlyn3014]

Right? I just said I'm feeling bad for Ref. Wait why am I feeling bad for Ref. 😂

[@tedsmith168]

😂

[@999theeagle]

Flag

[@SirChaosS]

*cough I'm a Bucs fan. And like Peter Griffin, I'd like to talk to the script writer, and ref about that no flag

[@DJcystrom]

Not going to lie, petulant ref is actually my least favorite character.

[@raisedmilehigh6342]

I won't lie. Every time RedZone cut over to the Houston game, my brain played the 'Stroud' chant in my head at 120 db.

[@glenchapman3899]

And everytime it does not work out for C.J I start worrying who is going to wake up with a horses head in their bed.

[@kategrant2728]

He threw that touchdown bomb and crossed his arms like a anime villain and pretty sure Stroud is hearing that chant in his head now

[@chrisuncleahmad]

“Do we….” “Caleb Williams looks great and DJ Moore has over 100 yards and 2 touchdowns” “I’m going to cry”

[@johntniman]

That's OK, Panthers fans, Bears fans are gonna cry too. It's the same, but different.

[@JSO18]

I’m going to bear down

[@shoeless1137]

Wildflower “sending leaves” and playing politics is peak writing Good job script writer script writer

[@kategrant2728]

...oh shit, he's the guy who freed scriptwriter. That's why they've been winning so much!

[@BigPapaE]

​@kategrant2728 whatever it takes to get ahead. Lol 😆

[@Sportsfan21123]

The NFL single handedly needs to add more regular season games so Tom can make more of these 😂

[@denniscarney5249]

I think he's busy enough writing the actual script for all 32 teams for a full season..

[@joekaput747]

PLAYOFF SCRIPTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@fredcasdensworld]

He could do pre-season

[@lceidolon]

Can he go back and do "historical" script writings from years pre-dating the start of this epicness? I need the script for the Music City Miracle.

[@alexf8309]

Chiefs just got away with a lot of no flag. No p.i. for the chiefs noooooo

[@mcnuggets2011]

If we don't see the refs just shower the Cowboys and Steelers players with flags, I'll be very disappointed, Tom!

[@cjm9816]

Sorry dog

[@Jj2kallday]

“You get flag and you get a flag”🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@didgruntleddansnyderfan]

Worst game of the year for me.

[@shredder4841]

You didn't watch the game?

[@didgruntleddansnyderfan]

@@shredder4841 About half of it. It ran so late I fell asleep over here. Everything was bad, and particularly Fields. "What would you say you do around here?"

[@scottp.5055]

"Listen, I'm not a miracle worker."😂😂😂

[@markvallone5136]

Tom, you absolutely deserve a million subs. As a fan of the Strouds, I can’t help but come back week after week.

[@malinoakley9136]

Idk if you watched last years scripted’s, but if you haven’t, they are worth checking out! You can see the evolution of the Strouds! If you’ve already seen them, well, I hope you enjoyed them as much as we all did!

[@CraigKostelecky]

@@malinoakley9136they blew up the moon!

[@bjhay2790]

GO STROUDS

[@jlh4jc]

STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD!

[@JustLikeYou.]

Texans have won 4 games by a combined total of 15 points lol they are 4-1 with a point margin of -12 which is insane to me

[@jonathancohoon]

"who are all you peope" 😂 Also WWE script writer thinking Bucs were Randy Orton was a nice touch.

[@Fin-6914]

2:18 "Who are all you people?" Well, have you ever heard of the Grossi Cinematic Universe?

[@JustJimmy-24]

"Broncos speak up" Bro Tom is absolutely AWEOME!!!!! He deserves an Oscar for this 👊🏼

[@Texolotl]

"That's Politics Elf man" XD

[@kevinerbs2778]

F.y.i its called a "Brownie." Ita not actually an efl. Its from D & D

[@Archer-k3j]

Its good to see the flower guy happy

[@coruscant100]

Wildflower being happy and loving football again makes all of us happy. As a Ravens fan, I'm sad to face them next week. I don't want to take away their joy, but it's nothing personal. They're just in our way and we have our own mission to accomplish. Sorry, Wildflower.

[@derekmellen448]

​@@coruscant100as a redskins fan I'll see u after the game. Best of luck

[@coruscant100]

@@derekmellen448 Same to you, man. If we lose to you, I won't even be upset. You've all waited a long, long, LONG time for happiness.

[@kyleblankenship6183]

@coruscant100 It's just weirdly enough we're in a situation where WE Washington fans are legitimately ranked as the toughest team you face... see it from our perspective when we got this freak rookie QB goin off. We're weirdly ranked #3 in th4 league and our QB has set records 3 weeks in a row. How can we NOT feel reasonably confident at THIS given time? Don't give me "ya'll ain't played no body" BS. Ya'll played the Bengals and had to go into overtime with em. We handled that problem so it never about. This last game we sat our QB in the 4th cause we were up like that. Give us our props man.

[@msarzo]

I don't know any Washington fans like Flower Guy

[@brianmartini5127]

“Sorry, I don’t control the weather” “Ha, politics” I frickin frackin love Tom’s writing hahaha

[@HyperBart]

This one had me too... Such subtlety in those jokes

[@mannythelion]

Even the script writer has a script😂😂😂

[@nateharper9150]

My wife heard that and we both started cracking up lol!!

[@chinochinster8560]

I wonder if this is a reference to the conspiracy theory thrown in there by some republicans that democrats control the hurricanes in order to destroy red voting districts

[@itsvs286]

ATP I'm more excited for these than I am for the actual football games.

[@archie15900]

Are you a Jets fan? 😂😂 jk

[@rls1662]

Yeah, I watch the scores and results and think how the Strouds will react, will the Panthers be in depression, etc. I'm honestly waiting for the new episode as Sunday ends!

[@CK-yi6pc]

Me too…😊 🇺🇸🇨🇱

[@doq]

"Strouds, the Script Writer has escaped from the second window."

[@pauljohansen8043]

Or was he pushed??? 🤔

[@OmniGSage]

Considering he's been hanging in the trees, I would bet Wildflower saw him.

[@davidrobinson3154]

Oh, oh there are layers of dark to that one

[@Logodnfl]

who would’ve knew that my favorite series is a guy talking to various versions of himself that is also the funniest, anticipating thing i’ve ever seen, and it’s art.

[@Rammstein0963.]

I love how Wildflower tries to be inspirational, realizes who he's responding to, and just can't lie...

[@stuyfly]

You know with the offseason between the Vikings and Texans, Danielle Hunter, Johnathon Greenard, Blake Cashman, Stephon Diggs, Draft Trade, I could see the Stouds and Darnolds having a secret alliance. Would explain the Vikings success.

[@ryanjuanico4498]

Super Secret Alliance 2.0?

[@BoomMC_Inc]

I can see the superbowl already

[@LI4M-MN]

@@BoomMC_Incand the Vikings will win

[@jasonmarkus3834]

seriously this could be a half-hour comedy show once a week with 40 different actors and it would be amazing.

[@jbrone1241]

There be 30 different actors but they all be stroud.

[@JimmyJohn166]

As a Bills fan i knew i should have been worried abt this week considering we were playing the strouds. Turns out I'm right

[@Sportsproductions71]

Yep

[@SEANTHEBEAVER]

Those damn Strouds. Thank God the “script writer” ain’t the Jets.

[@MicahHenderson-u3h]

The strouds will always get what he want because he’s the scriptwriter.

[@SEANTHEBEAVER]

@@MicahHenderson-u3h As long as he doesn’t make Allen concussed, we’ll leave them be. Take Diggs, just don’t hurt us anymore.

[@MicahHenderson-u3h]

@@SEANTHEBEAVER I’m not a Texans fan I’m a Titans fan

[@utteryou]

Wow Tom, I did not see that ending coming! Really hope the OG scriptwriter is doing okay. And as a Cowboys fan, I would like to thank the Stroudwriter for letting our team win this week. His kindness is greatly appreciated

[@random_dude69420]

4:24 grandpa cardinal reference 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

[@singleplayergamer3703]

"Stupid...Stupid" "Randy Orton?" Confirmed, Tom knows wrestling.

[@VeilInfinity]

Love the reference to the Kofi feud.

[@SunshineStateCoasters]

Bruv he was in the 2nd at Wrestlemania 40. Of course!

[@billmcnealofwnyxnewyork]

The ref needed to throw a flag on Kofi Kingston

[@HenriquePereira-en9su]

He only let the Jags win so his cover wasn't blown 😂

[@thomasboaz9950]

And the colts lost

[@waynefinnicumbb7218]

Ad a Browns fan, that is completely accurate, and hurts. But, Wildflower is becoming my favorite character.

[@3SailorMartin]

I think Strouwriter is getting to Wildflower. I would say it was because they keep winning, but they were winning before Strouwriter took over. And of course Wildflower would care about politics since they're Washington DC's team. Plus several other teams are starting to suspect and since the theme music is coming back Strouwriter's not being very subtle about it anymore.

[@brianmiller1077]

It can only be so many games before FedEx field claims its next QB victim

[@katemeany6674]

An editing note: I'm loving the use of the light and darkness. Especially in the Strouds being in the darker light. And Wildflower is always a joy to have around....damnit Tom, stop making me like the Commanders

[@TheBigNerd808]

NFL Scripted Video, one of the only good things to come out of Mondays 😂

[@b.trillbeats8769]

Tom, you beautiful man. Providing us with a cinematic masterpiece better than 90% of what’s on tv right now in the midst of one of the wildest NFL seasons in recent history. Life is good.

[@alishater2996]

When I say I actually feel anxious about script writer’s safety, I genuinely mean it. I’m so invested in this story…

[@sueprator9314]

I hope he comes back as Superman and kicks the Evil Stroud's ass.........Im over him!

[@Nurichiri]

That awesome music shift when the Strouds reveal themselves to the Bills. And so help me I called them the Strouds the entire time I watched that game.

[@nchldmn]

3:28 bro said the quiet part out loud

[@AntonioEsters-y9x]

Dude, im homeless, under a bridge, facing a nasty hurricane... And i still cheer when i see a new scripted! Thanks Tom!

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

I’ve been there-Hoping things get better for you, bud🫡

[@mrvroom188]

I genuinely would pay to see what would happen if Carl and the Strouds met😂

[@jamesnicks5367]

“Stupid! Stupid!” “Randy Orton?” Thats a beautiful reference Tom 😂

[@BetleyIsland36]

I had the same thought as the Wrestling Script Writer when the Bucs said that😂

[@BlakeHuntingandFishing]

The whole strouds thing makes this series so exciting

[@Raevyn22]

Strouds are officially the best scriptwriter not just because my vikings are 5-0 i just love the chaos

[@stillatwork]

To be honest, he probably forgot the Vikings existed and just set it on repeat.

[@Semba999]

​@@stillatworkas long as they stick to the script every year the Packers will NEVER win a Superbowl again.

[@Alohaonalani]

Oh no,.are we about to have dueling scriptwriters? The season is about to get ridiculous 😂

[@didgruntleddansnyderfan]

You're actually managing to make the NFL season more enjoyable for everyone, Tom. Thanks.

[@mvstill]

"Maybe they're just making it up as they go along..."

[@tsviweil5126]

5:45 The Strouds will remember this

[@sueprator9314]

We are done w/the Evil Stroud!!!!!!

[@HTTCSIGMA]

4:23 RIP Wildflower’s grandpa

[@ImANoob3]

Love the "Randy Orton" at 2:08 Edit: I was expecting the strouds to jumpscare us at the end

[@SickNasty898]

Wait I don't get it

[@ImANoob3]

@@SickNasty898 So during a match with Randy Orton one time (idk what year it was), Kofi Kingston was supposed to get punted (yes, that's one of Randy's move) by Randy, but he forgot, and after the match Randy was like "Stupid,stupid,stupid"

[@TheNightOwl11683]

@@ImANoob3 Not even after the match, he hit him with an RKO then started shouting "Stupid, Stupid", then he pinned him.

[@ImANoob3]

@@TheNightOwl11683 Oh ok, I watched a video on it on youtube a while ago and my memory sucks. At least I was close though

[@baknights14]

Truly this week was written by the strouds!

[@UponThisAltar]

"Well of couuuuuurrrr....... listen, I'm not a miracle worker." I love Wildflower. 😂

[@cameronkamdar110]

I am bewildered by the fact that you as of this moment, don’t have a multi million sub count. Keep doing what you’re doing, I will keep enjoying watching your videos every week!!

[@jonathanpayne4772]

The Rock returned the other day and counted on his fingers how many wins the Bengals will have by the end of the season.

[@BiscuitsOfWrath]

Callback to 2011..... Stupid Stupid.... Somewhere Kofi Kingston and Randy Orton are smiling. I can tell that the scriptwriter is a WWE fan ❤

[@Cazo22]

This lore is so good. Next Monday cannot come soon enough

[@Naraku95]

Thank you, Stroudwriter.

[@Kuya_Boj]

Much love from the Philippines Tom! Keep up the great content!

[@MrSonicification]

Wildflower was the best part of this episode. Phenomenal as always tom!

[@somuchbttrdenu759]

I love the idea of Tom’s neighbors seeing him in a tree wearing a Commander jersey with flowers on his head.

[@aidancyr3917]

Looks like the Stroudwriter gave the Jaguars the win because they were about to discover the truth. I also wonder if the Jaguars, Commanders, and Panthers saw the real scriptwriter run out the window.

[@DFL-c6h]

1:42 another great Wildflower moment

[@prim16]

The Giants blocking the Seahawks field goal and returning it for a touchdown sent my jaw to the floor. The Giants tried so hard to throw the game away, but the special teams wasn't having it. Thank you for giving me one singular week of hope, Giants

[@didgruntleddansnyderfan]

Arrow up! You can be happy for a week. That was an impressive win.

[@prim16]

@@didgruntleddansnyderfan I appreciate that 🫡

[@MarcianoMarciano-jf3oc]

New week another banger from tom

[@eunicemendoza3122]

Who let the scriptwriter free? I love the stroudwriter hahahaha

[@davidpoole7098]

4:22 RIP Eugene. Never forgotten

[@emanuelpalomares616]

The Stroudwriter is cooking this week!

[@inazumaprimex100]

The stroudwriter killed me this week😭

[@MrJmcd3737]

"Gonna miss a lotta holds when there's no flag..." never thought I'd say this but poor Ref. He'll have fun during tonights MNF game

[@faceofbear8024]

3:35 Strouds Chant

[@MegaMr46]

No Moon No Moon No Moon Strouds Strouds Strouds!

[@MichelleB-yy8ge]

"The streak of pain...." LOL! Tom understands Browns' fans so well! 😆

[@jasontrottier1640]

My daughter works at popular store that sells hats. She is making me a Vikings hat embroidered with Purple Incarnation of Satan on it

[@nate2826]

I love how the Ravens Bengals game was so insane Stroud(scriptwriter) was like "fuck it idk...do whatever"

[@GrantGraff]

Didn't even mention the Dolphins playing another game where neither team wanted to win.

[@A.l.y.b.o.r.e.d]

It would be kinda funny if because the bills may have found out that the Stroud's were the script writer they freed the script writer (3:30)

[@Christine_GoBills]

And as a thank you, the real script writer lets us beat the jets by 30, and we're up so much the Bills sit Josh in the 4th and the Jets fans cry 😁

[@biz-01]

I agree. The Strouds love the script writer, which is why The Strouds are pretending to be the script writer. One of these times, someone's gonna notice.

[@josephdowney2715]

Honey he is outside by his car filming, wait now he is talking to a tree.....wait now he is in a tree, when does he move again?

[@ELKABONGHERE]

The best part about the Commanders doing so well is more Wildflower sightings.

[@hairpott918]

“Kids, get inside! Tom is in the tree again.”

[@scottb235]

1:50 Amazing delivery.

[@wlnlax14]

Absolutely nailed that line

[@RatedRMario21]

Ravens "Ooh, can the Bengals miss their field goal too because of a bad hold?" Cowboys: "Come on man, don't bring up a bad hold. 2006 still hurts." Strouds/Scriptwriter "Hold on Cowboys, just wait a while" Cowboys "Excuse me?" Strouds/Scriptwriter "Oh, I meant you can win if you don't mind a weather delay"

[@carlspackler1431]

Oh, i wonder if he saw my grandpa! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@larryshepherd3483]

That shouldn’t have hit as hard as it did 😂🥲😢😭

[@greenpickle9606]

Imagine the neighbors seeing flower guy up in the tree on their way home from work…

[@biz-01]

2:39: I love how the refs say the word, "flag" and "no flag". It makes me laugh and say it too because of you Tom! Love it so much Tom Grossi!

[@jasonmajchrzak2509]

As a Bills fan, my immediate reaction to the ending of the game was pure anger. My very next thought was, how is the Strouds scriptwriter going to explain this? I was not expecting that ice cold stare down.

[@chrisuncleahmad]

“We’ve done it. We finally have a good Thursday night game!”

[@robcranston6030]

No moon, no moon, no moon, strouds strouds strouds strouds!

[@GodModeGaming27]

i love how hes making up a story while still telling us if it was scripted and stuff, awesome, love your videos man

[@edgarcarter4712]

We so need a buddy movie with the strouds and wildflower

[@Tazzy423]

The Randy Orton reference took me out! 😂 Good job Ravens taking advantage while the scriptwriter was distracted 😂

[@Samsungor]

1:28 Now the loss makes sense

[@gabriellongworth]

Wild Flower’s passive aggressiveness toward the Jags and Panthers is wonderful

[@sportygamer9851]

I love this series

[@Aezetyr]

Bills guy totally knows about Stroudswriter. Why else would the music be played? NO MOON NO MOON. this new saga is killin it. Nice work.

[@A.l.y.b.o.r.e.d]

Props to the Strouds for figuring out how to write the craziest Sunday ever 😂

[@jaydirt316]

Even though you didn't mention the Cardinals 49ers game, thank you script writer for giving us the win.

[@OmniGSage]

He did, when he mentioned the blocked fieldgoals returned for a TD in the 9ers and Seahawks games where both lose around 4:05

[@thisspacenotforrent]

0:05 had me laughing out loud for a while...

[@flick-p1n]

bro that strouds theme song is terrifying i'm so glad as an eagles fan that we won't face them this season

[@aaronsebastian5156]

My current odds on who freed scriptwriter: 2:1 He hasn't escaped, the Strouds moved him to the trunk of the car. 3:1 Wrestling scriptwriter knew and finally got involved 4:1 Lions freed him in the bye week 5:1 Scriptwriter freed himself 7:1 Wildflower randomly saw him from the tree and let him out. 10:1 Chiefs figured it out and helped him escape 11:1 Vikings found him by accident while looking for the jacket. 20:1 Another team freed him 100:1 Flag saved him(?) 200:1 Ref saved him

[@AceKing-h3j]

Did you notice the Ravens were upstairs? Ravens know but since stroudwriter has been making really good scripts for us and we went from 0-2 to 3-2, we decided to cover for him. Bills showed up twice, week 4 and 5 but we weren’t there in week 4.

[@aaronsebastian5156]

@@AceKing-h3j I knew I missed someone!

[@rangerhalt5211]

Love the post credit scenes. Getting our own little cinematic universe. Wonder when a multiverse will come into play

[@Brandonlange7]

Why am I so excited it must be because I’m a stroud

[@RaminDaDream]

Tom Grossi is on a historical run, this man needs to be studied.

[@casonsland9353]

1:42 kitty man 😂

[@joshuashadow5147]

Man I look forward to this almost as much as the games itself, that and this week in sportsball “We have cool uniforms so we should win” was definitely my mindset going into the broncos game this week lol

[@Bigd7775]

As a browns fan this is all I have anymore

[@WoWSpartacus]

The Strouds are already pleased with the thumbnail.