If the NFL Was Scripted: Week 5

After thinking the NFL would start to calm down, Week 5 had other plans. Massive upsets and overtime victories, the Script Writer was hard at work planning all the chaos.
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[@CoLo-y4c]

Can’t wait for the real scriptwriter and the strouds to have a dramatic battle with deep personal lore next week!

[@zerodawn09]

what happens when he does come back but the strouds keep winning? will it be stockholm syndrome?

[@jjoshaugh]

My personal theory is that the real scriptwriter is the Ref, flagging all over the fake scriptwriters script. And soon, the Flag will collide with the Stroudscript and shatter it. Sing it; Flag Ref Flag Ref Flag Ref Flag Flag Flag Flag...

[@Darth_Conans]

The Strouds play the Patriots next week, so the Scriptwriter may need to try harder for revenge...

[@rjlt4841]

@@Darth_Conansbut the next week it’s the Strouds going to Green Bay 😮

[@brandonhallam51]

​@@rjlt4841 where they win :O

[@somuchbttrdenu759]

I love the idea of Tom’s neighbors seeing him in a tree wearing a Commander jersey with flowers on his head.

[@gamerlcm]

😂

[@Sky_Blaze]

😂

[@lucassobchack986]

So just found this channel this year. Is there a reason the Commanders are hippies? Lol

[@jcgc3741]

Watch Grossi’s NFC East Saga. That’s where the lore is

[@ang.856]

​@@lucassobchack986watch the east saga but if you want to learn all the lore watch coach season 1 and 2 then east saga, coach season 3, west saga, season 4, south saga, season 5, north saga, and season 6 the final season is coming out next year

[@SithNerd79]

"Well, of cooooouuu...Listen, I'm not a miracle worker. " Great line, great delivery. Awesome work, Tom.

[@coruscant100]

Gotta love Wildflower when he delivers those roasts.

[@nasheedparker6178]

That was hysterical

[@courteneylamont1965]

best line ever!

[@NihilistSolitude]

Now we know the Strouds don't like cinnamon

[@Margaret3670]

“Heh. Politics.” Beatific smile.

[@mattbriddell9246]

"Maybe they're just making it up as they go along..." absolutely VICIOUS.

[@raisedmilehigh6342]

I won't lie. Every time RedZone cut over to the Houston game, my brain played the 'Stroud' chant in my head at 120 db.

[@glenchapman3899]

And everytime it does not work out for C.J I start worrying who is going to wake up with a horses head in their bed.

[@kategrant2728]

He threw that touchdown bomb and crossed his arms like a anime villain and pretty sure Stroud is hearing that chant in his head now

[@neuro3423]

@@kategrant2728 Fucking JoJo ass pose with the foreboding purple kanji.

[@Der_Freibeuter]

@@kategrant2728 I was literally shouting that in that moment^^

[@extradelux8088]

Bro what is this chant I want this on standby

[@UponThisAltar]

"Well of couuuuuurrrr....... listen, I'm not a miracle worker." I love Wildflower. 😂

[@shoeless1137]

Wildflower “sending leaves” and playing politics is peak writing Good job script writer script writer

[@kategrant2728]

...oh shit, he's the guy who freed scriptwriter. That's why they've been winning so much!

[@CastellanofCrowes]

​@kategrant2728 whatever it takes to get ahead. Lol 😆

[@connorrivers995]

Well it is an election year.

[@boltman7000292]

Wildflower winning is so fucking funny

[@katemeany6674]

An editing note: I'm loving the use of the light and darkness. Especially in the Strouds being in the darker light. And Wildflower is always a joy to have around....damnit Tom, stop making me like the Commanders

[@SebastianMikulec]

Petulant ref is quickly becoming one of my favorite characters. You're making me like the ref, Tom. You're a MONSTER!

[@berlyn3014]

Right? I just said I'm feeling bad for Ref. Wait why am I feeling bad for Ref. 😂

[@tedsmith168]

😂

[@999theeagle]

Flag

[@SirChaosS]

*cough I'm a Bucs fan. And like Peter Griffin, I'd like to talk to the script writer, and ref about that no flag

[@DJcystrom]

Not going to lie, petulant ref is actually my least favorite character.

[@AntonioEsters-y9x]

Dude, im homeless, under a bridge, facing a nasty hurricane... And i still cheer when i see a new scripted! Thanks Tom!

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

I’ve been there-Hoping things get better for you, bud🫡

[@nickytommymancinelli8066]

This is what keeps you alive keeps you holding onto tomorrow week2week…

[@jameschristaldi4021]

Bro how did you fare with the hurricane? I ended up okay, just a few shingles off the roof. Stay safe man

[@NamelessWilkins]

“Broncos speak up!” Is such a nice Maxx Crosby reference.

[@UnchainedAmerica]

Or when Bo Nix yelled at Sean Payton so he could be heard.

[@spidamitchell8311]

Crosby has been getting annoying

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

​@@spidamitchell8311 unless you're a Raider fan. Maxx is the only thing we have to look forward to.

[@tokenrl]

@@spidamitchell8311 i can't tell if he was saying it to talk shit, or if he was actually trynna help the rookie a lil bit lmao. I can see both of those being the case with maxx

[@DenBover-pf7xk]

The advice worked well, they got cooked

[@ELKABONGHERE]

The best part about the Commanders doing so well is more Wildflower sightings.

[@The_Emoji_Guy]

Redskins

[@Foley02]

​@@The_Emoji_GuyAs a Cleveland baseball fan, I get it... but no. Commanders.

[@Sp1n1985]

​@@Foley02... Indians

[@Foley02]

@Sp1n1985 I'm not an asshole so I won't call them by the name I know... but I refuse to call them the Guardians either. To me, they are "The Tribe" which should have been the new name.

[@Sp1n1985]

@@Foley02 tribe of what?

[@chrisuncleahmad789]

“Do we….” “Caleb Williams looks great and DJ Moore has over 100 yards and 2 touchdowns” “I’m going to cry”

[@johntniman]

That's OK, Panthers fans, Bears fans are gonna cry too. It's the same, but different.

[@JSO18]

I’m going to bear down

[@tylermoody2383]

Oh fuck, you're gonna make me bear down.

[@martinaziegen]

Thanks for all the amazing scriptwriter twists and turns!

[@Sportsfan21123]

The NFL single handedly needs to add more regular season games so Tom can make more of these 😂

[@denniscarney5249]

I think he's busy enough writing the actual script for all 32 teams for a full season..

[@joekaput747]

PLAYOFF SCRIPTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@fredcasdensworld]

He could do pre-season

[@lceidolon]

Can he go back and do "historical" script writings from years pre-dating the start of this epicness? I need the script for the Music City Miracle.

[@alexf8309]

Chiefs just got away with a lot of no flag. No p.i. for the chiefs noooooo

[@random_dude69420]

4:24 grandpa cardinal reference 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

[@scottp.5055]

"Listen, I'm not a miracle worker."😂😂😂

[@waynefinnicumbb7218]

Ad a Browns fan, that is completely accurate, and hurts. But, Wildflower is becoming my favorite character.

[@Rammstein0963.]

I love how Wildflower tries to be inspirational, realizes who he's responding to, and just can't lie...

[@SkunkApe407]

Only person in DC who can't. 😂

[@b.trillbeats8769]

Tom, you beautiful man. Providing us with a cinematic masterpiece better than 90% of what’s on tv right now in the midst of one of the wildest NFL seasons in recent history. Life is good.

[@markvallone5136]

Tom, you absolutely deserve a million subs. As a fan of the Strouds, I can’t help but come back week after week.

[@malinoakley9136]

Idk if you watched last years scripted’s, but if you haven’t, they are worth checking out! You can see the evolution of the Strouds! If you’ve already seen them, well, I hope you enjoyed them as much as we all did!

[@CraigKostelecky]

@@malinoakley9136they blew up the moon!

[@bjhay2790]

GO STROUDS

[@jlh4jc]

STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD STROUD!

[@JustLikeYou.]

Texans have won 4 games by a combined total of 15 points lol they are 4-1 with a point margin of -12 which is insane to me

[@biz-01]

2:39: I love how the refs say the word, "flag" and "no flag". It makes me laugh and say it too because of you Tom! Love it so much Tom Grossi!

[@Fin-6914]

2:18 "Who are all you people?" Well, have you ever heard of the Grossi Cinematic Universe?

[@ImANoob3]

Love the "Randy Orton" at 2:08 Edit: I was expecting the strouds to jumpscare us at the end

[@SickNasty898]

Wait I don't get it

[@ImANoob3]

@@SickNasty898 So during a match with Randy Orton one time (idk what year it was), Kofi Kingston was supposed to get punted (yes, that's one of Randy's move) by Randy, but he forgot, and after the match Randy was like "Stupid,stupid,stupid"

[@TheNightOwlKS]

@@ImANoob3 Not even after the match, he hit him with an RKO then started shouting "Stupid, Stupid", then he pinned him.

[@ImANoob3]

@@TheNightOwlKS Oh ok, I watched a video on it on youtube a while ago and my memory sucks. At least I was close though

[@Somedudenamedtray]

Caught me off guard

[@JimmyJohn166]

As a Bills fan i knew i should have been worried abt this week considering we were playing the strouds. Turns out I'm right

[@Sportsproductions71]

Yep

[@SEANTHEBEAVER]

Those damn Strouds. Thank God the “script writer” ain’t the Jets.

[@MicahHenderson-u3h]

The strouds will always get what he want because he’s the scriptwriter.

[@SEANTHEBEAVER]

@@MicahHenderson-u3h As long as he doesn’t make Allen concussed, we’ll leave them be. Take Diggs, just don’t hurt us anymore.

[@MicahHenderson-u3h]

@@SEANTHEBEAVER I’m not a Texans fan I’m a Titans fan

[@davidsanneman5293]

3:15 damn stroudwriter, that was cold 🥶

[@logoddd]

who would’ve knew that my favorite series is a guy talking to various versions of himself that is also the funniest, anticipating thing i’ve ever seen, and it’s art.

[@scottb235]

1:50 Amazing delivery.

[@wlnlax14]

Absolutely nailed that line

[@Archer-k3j]

Its good to see the flower guy happy

[@coruscant100]

Wildflower being happy and loving football again makes all of us happy. As a Ravens fan, I'm sad to face them next week. I don't want to take away their joy, but it's nothing personal. They're just in our way and we have our own mission to accomplish. Sorry, Wildflower.

[@derekmellen448]

​@@coruscant100as a redskins fan I'll see u after the game. Best of luck

[@coruscant100]

@@derekmellen448 Same to you, man. If we lose to you, I won't even be upset. You've all waited a long, long, LONG time for happiness.

[@kyleblankenship6183]

@coruscant100 It's just weirdly enough we're in a situation where WE Washington fans are legitimately ranked as the toughest team you face... see it from our perspective when we got this freak rookie QB goin off. We're weirdly ranked #3 in th4 league and our QB has set records 3 weeks in a row. How can we NOT feel reasonably confident at THIS given time? Don't give me "ya'll ain't played no body" BS. Ya'll played the Bengals and had to go into overtime with em. We handled that problem so it never about. This last game we sat our QB in the 4th cause we were up like that. Give us our props man.

[@msarzo]

I don't know any Washington fans like Flower Guy

[@alishater2996]

When I say I actually feel anxious about script writer’s safety, I genuinely mean it. I’m so invested in this story…

[@sueprator9314]

I hope he comes back as Superman and kicks the Evil Stroud's ass.........Im over him!

[@mcnuggets2011]

If we don't see the refs just shower the Cowboys and Steelers players with flags, I'll be very disappointed, Tom!

[@cjm9816]

Sorry dog

[@Jj2kallday]

“You get flag and you get a flag”🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@didgruntleddansnyderfan]

Worst game of the year for me.

[@shredder4841]

You didn't watch the game?

[@didgruntleddansnyderfan]

@@shredder4841 About half of it. It ran so late I fell asleep over here. Everything was bad, and particularly Fields. "What would you say you do around here?"

[@everythingweather]

“Well of coourrr…. Listen I’m not a miracle worker.” 😂😂😂😂

[@Texolotl]

"That's Politics Elf man" XD

[@kevinerbs2778]

F.y.i its called a "Brownie." Ita not actually an efl. Its from D & D

[@caseywoods6587]

I love how the lighting is dimmer on the Strouds as opposed to everyone else with the lights brighter. Nice subtle touch for the characters.

[@doq]

"Strouds, the Script Writer has escaped from the second window."

[@pauljohansen8043]

Or was he pushed??? 🤔

[@OmniGSage]

Considering he's been hanging in the trees, I would bet Wildflower saw him.

[@davidrobinson3154]

Oh, oh there are layers of dark to that one

[@Roberternst72]

Don‘t worry. The Strouds scripted that, too.

[@matthewmacrae179]

But he hasn't. The screens are still on the window which means he's still in the house somewhere.

[@faceofbearr]

3:35 Strouds Chant

[@MegaMr46]

No Moon No Moon No Moon Strouds Strouds Strouds!

[@singleplayergamer3703]

"Stupid...Stupid" "Randy Orton?" Confirmed, Tom knows wrestling.

[@VeilInfinity]

Love the reference to the Kofi feud.

[@SunshineStateCoasters]

Bruv he was in the 2nd row at Wrestlemania 40. Of course!

[@billmcnealofwnyxnewyork]

The ref needed to throw a flag on Kofi Kingston

[@jasonmajchrzak2509]

As a Bills fan, my immediate reaction to the ending of the game was pure anger. My very next thought was, how is the Strouds scriptwriter going to explain this? I was not expecting that ice cold stare down.

[@JustJimmy-24]

"Broncos speak up" Bro Tom is absolutely AWESOME!!!!! He deserves an Oscar for this 👊🏼

[@nickytommymancinelli8066]

lol “I do not care”

[@HTTCSIGMA]

4:23 RIP Wildflower’s grandpa

[@Kilohe]

ATP I'm more excited for these than I am for the actual football games.

[@rls1662]

Yeah, I watch the scores and results and think how the Strouds will react, will the Panthers be in depression, etc. I'm honestly waiting for the new episode as Sunday ends!

[@CK-yi6pc]

Me too…😊 🇺🇸🇨🇱

[@GoldGoomba_YT]

I honestly don’t even watch the NFL, but I love all of Tom’s videos 😂

[@jonathanpayne4772]

The Rock returned the other day and counted on his fingers how many wins the Bengals will have by the end of the season.

[@jasonmarkus3834]

seriously this could be a half-hour comedy show once a week with 40 different actors and it would be amazing.

[@jbrone1241]

There be 30 different actors but they all be stroud.

[@c.a.taylor1321]

"Dont worry kittie man, Maybe one day Trevor Lawrence will be as good as Jayden Daniels" Wildflower is the best

[@utteryou]

Wow Tom, I did not see that ending coming! Really hope the OG scriptwriter is doing okay. And as a Cowboys fan, I would like to thank the Stroudwriter for letting our team win this week. His kindness is greatly appreciated

[@tsviweil5126]

5:45 The Strouds will remember this

[@sueprator9314]

We are done w/the Evil Stroud!!!!!!

[@stuyfly]

You know with the offseason between the Vikings and Texans, Danielle Hunter, Johnathon Greenard, Blake Cashman, Stephon Diggs, Draft Trade, I could see the Stouds and Darnolds having a secret alliance. Would explain the Vikings success.

[@ryanjuanico4498]

Super Secret Alliance 2.0?

[@BoomMC_Inc]

I can see the superbowl already

[@LI4M-MN]

@@BoomMC_Incand the Vikings will win

[@MrSonicification]

Wildflower was the best part of this episode. Phenomenal as always tom!

[@HenriquePereira-en9su]

He only let the Jags win so his cover wasn't blown 😂

[@thomasboaz9950]

And the colts lost

[@ArnoldCore]

In Jacksonville... again

[@Roberternst72]

Actually, the Colts losing means the Strouds extended their lead in the AFC South…

[@orionsimerl6539]

😂 "longest day in NFL history", "thats everyday as a Browns fan". That was funny.

[@3SailorMartin]

I think Strouwriter is getting to Wildflower. I would say it was because they keep winning, but they were winning before Strouwriter took over. And of course Wildflower would care about politics since they're Washington DC's team. Plus several other teams are starting to suspect and since the theme music is coming back Strouwriter's not being very subtle about it anymore.

[@brianmiller1077]

It can only be so many games before FedEx field claims its next QB victim

[@prim16]

The Giants blocking the Seahawks field goal and returning it for a touchdown sent my jaw to the floor. The Giants tried so hard to throw the game away, but the special teams wasn't having it. Thank you for giving me one singular week of hope, Giants

[@didgruntleddansnyderfan]

Arrow up! You can be happy for a week. That was an impressive win.

[@prim16]

@@didgruntleddansnyderfan I appreciate that 🫡

[@brianmartini5127]

“Sorry, I don’t control the weather” “Ha, politics” I frickin frackin love Tom’s writing hahaha

[@HyperBart]

This one had me too... Such subtlety in those jokes

[@mannythelion]

Even the script writer has a script😂😂😂

[@nateharper9150]

My wife heard that and we both started cracking up lol!!

[@chinochinster8560]

I wonder if this is a reference to the conspiracy theory thrown in there by some republicans that democrats control the hurricanes in order to destroy red voting districts

[@namelessghost8473]

That one was so good lol

[@Maselgamez]

1:42 another great Wildflower moment

[@Nurichiri]

That awesome music shift when the Strouds reveal themselves to the Bills. And so help me I called them the Strouds the entire time I watched that game.

[@reesebeast1949]

That’s funny “ok fine 19 flag for this game” 😭

[@jonathancohoon]

"who are all you peope" 😂 Also WWE script writer thinking Bucs were Randy Orton was a nice touch.

[@stugiii9494]

Can you explain that reference?

[@jonathancohoon]

@@stugiii9494 Randy Orton famously yelled Stupid Stupid Stupid at another wrestler, after they had made a mistake before Randy pinned him for the win.

[@daninda1665]

Up until that very ending, I was gonna comment on how the next owners of that house are gonna find the body of dead script-writer long after the fact, but plot-twist...

[@Alohaonalani]

Oh no,.are we about to have dueling scriptwriters? The season is about to get ridiculous 😂

[@aaronsebastian5156]

My current odds on who freed scriptwriter: 2:1 He hasn't escaped, the Strouds moved him to the trunk of the car. 3:1 Wrestling scriptwriter knew and finally got involved 4:1 Lions freed him in the bye week 5:1 Scriptwriter freed himself 7:1 Wildflower randomly saw him from the tree and let him out. 10:1 Chiefs figured it out and helped him escape 11:1 Vikings found him by accident while looking for the jacket. 20:1 Another team freed him 100:1 Flag saved him(?) 200:1 Ref saved him

[@aaronsebastian5156]

@@AceKing-h3j I knew I missed someone!

[@jasontaylor5998]

Can't escape if you're buried in the garden

[@TheBigNerd808]

NFL Scripted Video, one of the only good things to come out of Mondays 😂

[@nickjm4108]

Man - it's so good to see someone doing what they were born to do. Not putting you on a pedestal Tom as we're all as floored as each other but well done mate.

[@didgruntleddansnyderfan]

You're actually managing to make the NFL season more enjoyable for everyone, Tom. Thanks.

[@KCIRProjaM1]

The wrestling script writer after "Stupid...stupid" caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cameronkamdar110]

I am bewildered by the fact that you as of this moment, don’t have a multi million sub count. Keep doing what you’re doing, I will keep enjoying watching your videos every week!!

[@burneveryabc]

Grossi saying no one can script that Ravens-Bengals game is perfect

[@jamesnicks5367]

“Stupid! Stupid!” “Randy Orton?” Thats a beautiful reference Tom 😂

[@BetleyIsland36]

I had the same thought as the Wrestling Script Writer when the Bucs said that😂

[@bigbird7314]

CODE STROUD! CODE STROUD! THE SCRIPTWRITER HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT!

[@BlakeHuntingandFishing]

The whole strouds thing makes this series so exciting

[@th3exceptionexception452]

Pretty sure the ref throwing flags was at the Broncos game. If you watch the highlights it feels like there's flags on like more than half the plays 😂

[@Kuya_Boj]

Much love from the Philippines Tom! Keep up the great content!

[@shawnadams1460]

That freekin line "Well of cou....listen, I'm not a miracle worker." bout had coffee ALL over my keyboard!! God I love seeing the wreath work his magic, my team is actually good through five games and I cannot get enough of him...lol!!!

[@Cazo22]

This lore is so good. Next Monday cannot come soon enough

[@Aezetyr]

Bills guy totally knows about Stroudswriter. Why else would the music be played? NO MOON NO MOON. this new saga is killin it. Nice work.

[@nchldmn]

3:28 bro said the quiet part out loud

[@nickytommymancinelli8066]

He gave the best kept sacred=secret in ****the(33)nfl**** all away

[@Samsungor]

1:28 Now the loss makes sense

[@mvstill]

"Maybe they're just making it up as they go along..."

[@nickytommymancinelli8066]

😝 😆 😂

[@LegendaryChris2]

Man, I thought Wildflower's inability to lie to the Panthers was going to be the best line of the episode, and then you hit me with that Randy Orton reference. Then in all the chaos, "Who are all you people?" And that is why this trainwreck of multiple personalities is my favorite weekly series on KZbin.

[@baknights14]

Truly this week was written by the strouds!

[@josephdowney2715]

Honey he is outside by his car filming, wait now he is talking to a tree.....wait now he is in a tree, when does he move again?

[@MarcianoMarciano-jf3oc]

New week another banger from tom

[@MrJmcd3737]

"Gonna miss a lotta holds when there's no flag..." never thought I'd say this but poor Ref. He'll have fun during tonights MNF game

[@Naraku95]

Thank you, Stroudwriter.

[@RBZ-1]

The "making it up as they go along" turnabout was golden 😂😂

[@staomruel]

Please, never let Wildflower come down from this high

[@YoungTom95]

These have easily become my most anticipated videos of the week, and I cannot thank you enough for the brilliant content! From one Tom to another, I sincerely thank you! Stroud, Stroud, Stroud, Stroud!

[@RiseUp-h5u]

I’ve just realized that the Saints are winless and the Falcons are undefeated since the Strouds have taken over. I think he might be the better scriptwriter

[@RaminDaDream]

Tom Grossi is on a historical run, this man needs to be studied.

[@aidancyr3917]

Looks like the Stroudwriter gave the Jaguars the win because they were about to discover the truth. I also wonder if the Jaguars, Commanders, and Panthers saw the real scriptwriter run out the window.

[@gabriellongworth]

Wild Flower’s passive aggressiveness toward the Jags and Panthers is wonderful

[@nate2826]

I love how the Ravens Bengals game was so insane Stroud(scriptwriter) was like "fuck it idk...do whatever"

[@boltman7000292]

“That’s politics elf man” is already my favorite line from this series.

[@RatedRMario21]

Ravens "Ooh, can the Bengals miss their field goal too because of a bad hold?" Cowboys: "Come on man, don't bring up a bad hold. 2006 still hurts." Strouds/Scriptwriter "Hold on Cowboys, just wait a while" Cowboys "Excuse me?" Strouds/Scriptwriter "Oh, I meant you can win if you don't mind a weather delay"

[@stevorobinson3597]

The story if the script writer and the strouds is the greatest thing in the sport of football right now.

[@BiscuitsOfWrath]

Callback to 2011..... Stupid Stupid.... Somewhere Kofi Kingston and Randy Orton are smiling. I can tell that the scriptwriter is a WWE fan ❤

[@nickcolman3599]

It’s wild adding lore to scripts since you literally don’t know what you’ll be working with the following week to make it work. Mad props for doing that because it’s gone well so far.

[@noctawny3]

The stroudwriter nearly revealed his identity lol

[@boltman7000292]

I miss the ProFootballmock’s Facebook QB conversations that ended years ago but this is the first NFL comedy skit that makes me laugh every single week. Keep up the good work Grossi

[@robcranston6030]

No moon, no moon, no moon, strouds strouds strouds strouds!

[@Sky_Blaze]

Dude your sh*t is hilarious and creative, the set up with the strouds giving Jacksonville some hope is just good writing.