Charging Alien for its crimes feels strange and out of place considering how complex these "crimes" are, yet so fitting because it deserves every punishment it gets.
@jakethenecromorph4 ай бұрын
I know
@sonofkarma54614 ай бұрын
Yeah exactly, plus ITS AN ANIMAL
@aharris824 ай бұрын
What purpose does it have, other than killing EVERYTHING it comes across? It's an animal, yes...but it's a biological weapon of pure evil. A pestilence, it just destroys and multiplies like locust, but it doesn't contribute anything to the ecosystem/environment it's in as other natural predators do. It's the metaphor for people's (Engineers/Humans/Predators) callousness/greed and how to obtain what they want by highly unethical means. At least with Predators, they have some sense of honor and respect the rules of the hunt, they only go after prey that can fight back and never unarmed children/elderly/infirm beings, unlike the Xenomorphs. However they do use the Xenomorphs for their hunts by impregnating others with them, so they're not innocent either. I think the Xenomorphs are also a reminder of when you try to play as God, you reap what you sow...just a force of chaos that can never be truly controlled...
@luisvelez19524 ай бұрын
It’s like changing a Lion for being a Lion
@marcocoelhohome20 күн бұрын
Not really, the original never filmed ending "because it was too dark" had the Alien killing Ripley and recording a message mimicking her voice. It would be the final surprise, to show this creature never was a mindless animal, but rather a space monster.
@Thejordanenthusiast4 ай бұрын
The Xeno getting a SO registry is hilarious; I guess he’s the real Predator.
@vishaansingh10194 ай бұрын
Something that gets lost in the sequels is that the Alien was heavily implied to be a sentient and viciously aware sexual predator who may have raped Lambert to death.
@Grzybexiak4 ай бұрын
The whole idea of charging any out of space creature is simultaneously funny and ridiculous that much and I love it 😂😂😂
@Nicholas_Chen_4 ай бұрын
But xenomorphs especially in the original actually knows what it’s doing and clearly enjoys it
@artloverivy4 ай бұрын
It’s funny as hell picturing a Xeno being forced to endure court proceedings that it can’t possibly understand or care about, only to be sent to an actual prison 😂😂😂
@iirovaltonen42584 ай бұрын
Charging an animal for crimes would be wild.
@Hatercel974 ай бұрын
It’s an alien, not animal 🤡
@Emigdiosback4 ай бұрын
@@Hatercel97but se they sentient?
@DanialTarki4 ай бұрын
Heh, wild.
@David-gj9qr4 ай бұрын
@@EmigdiosbackAs sentient as any earth animal I assume
@Thestormthatisapproaching54 ай бұрын
The xenomorphs are bio engineered killing machines.
@johnny58054 ай бұрын
"Plus added to sex offender registry" - I can barely type for laughing !
@Nicholas_Chen_4 ай бұрын
I love this video basically called the xenomorph a rap*st 3 times 😂 Also you missed out the one on Lambert, that makes it 4 times rap*st
@The_Upper_Moon_3_Akaza4 ай бұрын
If Predator (1987)was charged for his crimes
@ablirr4 ай бұрын
This ☝️
@pauljensen56994 ай бұрын
An even better choice than the "Alien". The "Alien" could be argued that it's not capable of standing trial because it wouldn't understand penal code, but the "Predator", doesn't have those limitations.
@The_Upper_Moon_3_Akaza4 ай бұрын
@@pauljensen5699 Actually an Interesting mind
@malvianokieputra69974 ай бұрын
Bro need to add the (1987)
@Vy367u3 ай бұрын
@@pauljensen5699 but do yautjas even communicate with humans at all
@Dakguire4 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t charging a Xenomorph for its crimes be equivalent to charging a dog for biting a child
@RobHorrorLive4 ай бұрын
Animals have been charged in court before before.
@jacobstarr90104 ай бұрын
Yes, as fucked up as it sounds Xenomorphs are aggressive only because their best and only interest in mind is to reproduce no matter the cost.
@Fatrocka64YouTube4 ай бұрын
I was absolutely surprised that the Xenomorph got registered as a Sex Offender
@AhsokaFanboy11384 ай бұрын
You should do an update, since this guy survives the film.
@bigfatcarp934 ай бұрын
I would argue the Chestburster is actually innocent of bursting from Kaine. You aren't guilty of being born, regardless of the mechanism.
@roccozocco96304 ай бұрын
@ The Cinema Cop: Keep up the great work man. This this awesome. You got yourself a new subscriber!
@jeffwalker71854 ай бұрын
Surely, as the alien is only hours old, it is below the age of criminal responsibility.
@RobHorrorLive2 ай бұрын
You could be tried as an adult if it's a violent crime.
@Willchannel904 ай бұрын
Alien like monster: (Spits acid like early break free). ;3 Prison guards: (Yosemite Sam rage). >8(
@icthieusmartell69854 ай бұрын
Is the xeno sentient? Or would it be like charging a bear for crapping in the woods? If it's just an animal I mean
@288theabe4 ай бұрын
I don't think the Xenomorph would care! 😂😂😂
@p-ruthless90054 ай бұрын
The perfect organism is really a criminal
@rickfalcon55724 ай бұрын
If Weyland/Yutani were charged for their crimes.
@HardCorePoration4 ай бұрын
You'll be there for a while with that one.
@keyofdestiny8574 ай бұрын
2000 years later😂😂😂
@CrimsonFury0064 ай бұрын
0:56-1:16 now I get the joke from Spaceballs involving the Space Special 😅😂
@JKBDTS8 күн бұрын
1:17 Resisting arrest makes no sense to me, as he wasn't arresting it, he was trying to kill it.
@LexusLFA5544 ай бұрын
Isn't there technically a case of Stalking for all the members of the crew? Is that punishable by law?
@JesusJoseFernandezLeMen4 ай бұрын
For me the alien is like a animal who attack a bunch of people
@BaconGeekYT4 ай бұрын
3:51 Where did "621+ years" come from? I only saw "87+ years" after the Xenomorph's attempted murder of Ridley.
@reubenmetcalf9224 ай бұрын
I asked the same thing. It should be 87+ years in prison and I have no idea where 621 years came from.
@Memesrfunny94 ай бұрын
Imagine trying to arrest an alien
@AFK_SLAYER4 ай бұрын
He must have had a really good lawyer if he wasn't imprisoned for this
@RobHorrorLive2 ай бұрын
"Good, I blew it out of the airlock."
@optinate304 ай бұрын
how do you charge an Alien for it's crimes when it can just escape and kill everyone in the courthouse?
@TheJackoning4 ай бұрын
charge david the the android for his crimes. he would appreciate it because it would be the closest hes ever been to being a real boy
@HorrorFootball4 ай бұрын
Well dude, it could be late but I think you forgot 1 aggravated animal cruelty in judgement of Michael Myers. Loomis said that he got hungry when he entered his house he said "He got hungry." and it's possibly not the dog that cops saw. You could hate me but I wanted to say that.
@predalf4 ай бұрын
Xenomorph is a monster, it doesn't understand human laws. Maybe, you need to charge Yautja Predator.
@reypolemico17264 ай бұрын
I don't know if you can sentence what is basically a space animal to jail. If Phoenix wright ace attorney villans were charged for his crimes If christof (The creator of The truman show) was charged for his crimes (The biggest false imprisonment of The history) If junko enoshima (danganronpa) was charged for his crimes If The seven (The deep, black noir 1 and 2, A-train, Stormfront, Translucent, Homelander season 4, Firecrake and Queen Maeve) were charged for his crimes If punisher (war zone) was charged for his crimes
@JKBDTS4 ай бұрын
He once sentenced a robot
@JKBDTS4 ай бұрын
Also Firecracker may be the first person on this channel (or on any crime channel, idk) charged with statutory r--- Correct me if I don't know about someone who got that charge
@alexsonic86434 ай бұрын
I am still waiting for "if Johnny Gat was charged for his crimes"
@PrincessToadstoolPeach0014 ай бұрын
Two hour video and personally I am all for it
@DanialTarki4 ай бұрын
Mass murder Assault Resisting arrest Organized crime Aiding and abetting Theft Accessory to substance abuse Accessory to drug dealing Grand larceny Grand theft auto Vandalism Property damage Torture Terrorism Assassination Attempted assassination Attempted murder
@tin082904 ай бұрын
Surely there has to be a statute of limitation
@DanialTarki4 ай бұрын
@@alexsonic8643Mass murder, assault, terrorism, property damage, organized crime, aiding and abetting, torture, attempted assassination, etc.
@Tracks20084 ай бұрын
And how does one intend to contain a Xenomorph let alone several?
@fbi21164 ай бұрын
I'm sure he will live to see his family again.
@RobHorrorLive2 ай бұрын
She.
@fbi21162 ай бұрын
@@RobHorrorLive Nah, they don't have genders like we do on Earth. There are no male or female xenomorphs.
@arifazfarsyarazi26664 ай бұрын
If Queen Xenomorph Was Charged For Its Crimes
@dummyyy17884 ай бұрын
you should do a power series and all the crimes the main character did, like ghost , tommy , kanan , tariq etc .
@spyrow99574 ай бұрын
When I saw the title I laughed
@Ktmfan4504 ай бұрын
If Ridley Scott was charged for his crimes ( Prometheus)
@xenomorphbiologist-xx12144 ай бұрын
Crime: Terrorism Sentence: Life Imprisonment
@drwgalabuschagne32874 ай бұрын
This is an animal dude...
@Burningrobes4 ай бұрын
The first charge doesn't count, that was committed by the facehugger not the xenomorph.
@ehsnils4 ай бұрын
1:00 - "Oh No, not again"
@barteknobnekroblox56114 ай бұрын
Some of the parts i guess the alien was defending itselfs..... only in some
@albusdumbledore77274 ай бұрын
What if Raymond Reddington was charged for his crimes?
@tellstoryy4 ай бұрын
Damn, I was waiting for this for a long time 🥶
@plagidoktor58124 ай бұрын
you forgor to add "Desecration/mulitation of a corpse" with the chestburster kill
@JKBDTS4 ай бұрын
Why?
@plagidoktor58124 ай бұрын
@@JKBDTS well, don't you think that something literally bursting your entire chest open with all your guts included isn't a desecration of human remains?
@JKBDTS4 ай бұрын
@@plagidoktor5812 Isn't that just the part of murder?
@plagidoktor58124 ай бұрын
@@JKBDTS no
@JKBDTS4 ай бұрын
@@plagidoktor5812 You're saying that 💥🔫 someone in the chest is desecration? (Censored cuz YT)
@ahedjehad85144 ай бұрын
so, are you gonna do a crimes video about The Predator since you made this one?
@sonofkarma54614 ай бұрын
Their both Animals, I don’t even see a point to this video
@ahedjehad85144 ай бұрын
@@sonofkarma5461 not sure how you see a humanoid alien that hunts other beings for sport an animal...and besides, it'd be cool to watch a video about The Predator. :)
@DanialTarki4 ай бұрын
That asshole would definitely be charged with: Mass murder Assault Mutilation Corpse desecration (ironically enough) Torture Stalking Deforestation Arson Mass destruction Property damage Theft Grand larceny Reckless endangerment Psychological torture
@FookMi694 ай бұрын
@@sonofkarma5461Predators are pretty similar to humans, in all fairness.
@Typez_MK2 ай бұрын
now we need "If The Predator Was Charged for Its Crimes". but than again, each movie has different Yautja instead of just 1 Yautja.
@valer894 ай бұрын
Day 74 of asking if Vladimir Makarov (cod mw 3 2011)was charged for his crimes @cinemacop
@DannyPhilipsen4 ай бұрын
Now we need one for the Predator!
@flamebreakergaming90634 ай бұрын
Next: If Darryl Mayes’ Pops was charged for his crimes
@apollo_ai4 ай бұрын
Wait, I thought its name was Big Chap
@cayden11playz454 ай бұрын
Can you do “if Venom Is Charged For His Crimes ?”
@jokerwick694204 ай бұрын
I think it would be cool and interesting if you did venom/eddie brock or carnage/cletus kasity
@goofytimesahead4 ай бұрын
The Xenomorph shouldn’t be charged for killing the man he burst out of as when humans are being born if they accidentally kill their mother during the birth they dont get charged and i think the Xenomorph was just trying to leave the body
@RobHorrorLive2 ай бұрын
It knew what it was doing.
@GoAnimateUser123-rv8gs4 ай бұрын
Next: if Ratchet was charged for his crimes
@AyeDemonz4 ай бұрын
We need longer videos🙏🏽
@Ethan64904 ай бұрын
I don’t know how it is no more would be charged with many of these crimes because it acts like an animal.
@JKBDTS4 ай бұрын
He once charged a robot
@Mark-qz8fu4 ай бұрын
If Dominic Toretto was charged for his crimes.
@UrBloodOnMyFace4 ай бұрын
How about "If Vegeta was charged for his crimes" ?
@FookMi694 ай бұрын
Going by this logic, I think dogs, bears, monkeys, sharks or just wild animals in general should be held accountable for their "crimes".
@VaporPC884 ай бұрын
Charging crimes to Animals Spaces. SCP Foundation: GENIUS!!!!
@youlookmadumb61724 ай бұрын
Day, one of asking for Dexter Morgan if he was charged for all his crimes
@echothefox53863 ай бұрын
art xenomorphs technically animals?
@itznsdominator35214 ай бұрын
If Ray Shoesmith was charged for his crimes. Mr inbetween
@Kumsz_214 ай бұрын
Can you please do Raymond Reddington next?
@st3pc1104 ай бұрын
Please do the Predator one.
@TheLister-eo9rj4 ай бұрын
Do if Frank Drebin was charged for his crimes
@AeStelle74 ай бұрын
Next One: IF the Traveler (Genshin Impact) was charged for his/her crimes.
@toomberrebmoot92444 ай бұрын
When your very existence and life-cycle is a sex crime: 3:45
@Ftheradicalleft18 күн бұрын
I fail to see how the xenomorph would be charged with resisting arrest it seems like the crew can’t really do anything about it at first
@louisnapolitano4 ай бұрын
If Katherine Johnson from Generation Hope was charged for her crimes one day?
@NolanLopez263 ай бұрын
If Hannibal Lecter was charged for his crimes If Predator was charged for his crimes If Esther Coleman was charged for her crimes
@Eder-0074 ай бұрын
Punisher, please!
@eddihurta71734 ай бұрын
Ooh would Predator be next? 😂
@BK23-p8s4 ай бұрын
If Negan from the Walking Dead was charged for his crimes
@goofytimesahead4 ай бұрын
What about the Demogorgon next?
@wakkowarner37164 ай бұрын
Omg yes
@goofytimesahead4 ай бұрын
@@wakkowarner3716 like my comment so it cinema cop might see it
@ChanvathnaUm4 ай бұрын
If Victor Vance Was Charged For His Crimes
@ChrisPetrey-l9e4 ай бұрын
You should do Jax teller next
@duncanwade10264 ай бұрын
Do christof from the truman show next
@D10S-z8c4 ай бұрын
Do if brian o'conner from fast & furious saga (2001-2015) was charged for his crimes
@Cheeeseyboi4 ай бұрын
Rip my man paul
@cabbievonbump4 ай бұрын
Well, at least in the movie it also got the death penalty via getting spaced. Death by asphyxiation. It still died too quickly.
@janshrek69694 ай бұрын
Charge an alien animal is wild, i get it, it gets views
@KieSenpai174 ай бұрын
Coming up: If Neil McCauley From Heat was charged for his crimes.
@GeneralsAlert4 ай бұрын
If Frank Fontaine was charged for his crimes
@cjkalandek9964 ай бұрын
Kinda hard to charge a creature such as a Xenomorph for its crimes. Sure, it's sentient and reasonably intelligent, but so is a wolf. Everything it's doing, it's doing purely on instinct. Now, the Predator is a different story. The Yautjas are arguably more intelligent and are capable of being social (to an extent). So, they KNOW what they're doing.
@taurbaby4 ай бұрын
Oh heck yeah!!
@dirtface59234 ай бұрын
resisting arrest lol
@swordrblx684194 ай бұрын
do smg4 mario (only gta videos)
@commanderiosifstalin49384 ай бұрын
I hate to say this but charging a Xenomorph for its crimes is the same charging a tiger, a lion or an Anaconda for hunting and eating human. They are wild animals, they neither have any human moral standard nor obey human laws.
@Venom-jk9rrАй бұрын
I wonder how many years the alien life cycle lasts? 🤔
@OfficialPagan4rS4 ай бұрын
Do Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
@jaiden.edits64 ай бұрын
Day 50 of asking for "If Driver (in Drive 2011) was charged for his crimes
@AhsokaFanboy11384 ай бұрын
Isn't it an animal?
@MechZillaEditz4 ай бұрын
If Ghost Rider was charged for his crimes
@The_Soupiest_Spoon_75434 ай бұрын
Hey, would the face hugger really give the Xeno charges for crime? If you think about the biology, it's basically the Xeno's mum, so the child wouldnt be charged with the crime of the mum. RIght? I mean, you could do whatever you want, I just like talking about Xenomorph biology.