If The Xenomorph Was Charged For Its Crimes

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The Cinema Cop

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@cinemacop
@cinemacop 4 ай бұрын
Is Alien: Romulus Worth Watching?
@tweeks9896
@tweeks9896 4 ай бұрын
Yea
@valer89
@valer89 4 ай бұрын
definitely
@cam-qz5xe
@cam-qz5xe 4 ай бұрын
Great horror movie
@baller302
@baller302 4 ай бұрын
should watch it for the last 20 minutes alone
@ВитяТомило
@ВитяТомило 4 ай бұрын
Ну смотрите
@ablirr
@ablirr 4 ай бұрын
Charging Alien for its crimes feels strange and out of place considering how complex these "crimes" are, yet so fitting because it deserves every punishment it gets.
@jakethenecromorph
@jakethenecromorph 4 ай бұрын
I know
@sonofkarma5461
@sonofkarma5461 4 ай бұрын
Yeah exactly, plus ITS AN ANIMAL
@aharris82
@aharris82 4 ай бұрын
What purpose does it have, other than killing EVERYTHING it comes across? It's an animal, yes...but it's a biological weapon of pure evil. A pestilence, it just destroys and multiplies like locust, but it doesn't contribute anything to the ecosystem/environment it's in as other natural predators do. It's the metaphor for people's (Engineers/Humans/Predators) callousness/greed and how to obtain what they want by highly unethical means. At least with Predators, they have some sense of honor and respect the rules of the hunt, they only go after prey that can fight back and never unarmed children/elderly/infirm beings, unlike the Xenomorphs. However they do use the Xenomorphs for their hunts by impregnating others with them, so they're not innocent either. I think the Xenomorphs are also a reminder of when you try to play as God, you reap what you sow...just a force of chaos that can never be truly controlled...
@luisvelez1952
@luisvelez1952 4 ай бұрын
It’s like changing a Lion for being a Lion
@marcocoelhohome
@marcocoelhohome 20 күн бұрын
Not really, the original never filmed ending "because it was too dark" had the Alien killing Ripley and recording a message mimicking her voice. It would be the final surprise, to show this creature never was a mindless animal, but rather a space monster.
@Thejordanenthusiast
@Thejordanenthusiast 4 ай бұрын
The Xeno getting a SO registry is hilarious; I guess he’s the real Predator.
@vishaansingh1019
@vishaansingh1019 4 ай бұрын
Something that gets lost in the sequels is that the Alien was heavily implied to be a sentient and viciously aware sexual predator who may have raped Lambert to death.
@Grzybexiak
@Grzybexiak 4 ай бұрын
The whole idea of charging any out of space creature is simultaneously funny and ridiculous that much and I love it 😂😂😂
@Nicholas_Chen_
@Nicholas_Chen_ 4 ай бұрын
But xenomorphs especially in the original actually knows what it’s doing and clearly enjoys it
@artloverivy
@artloverivy 4 ай бұрын
It’s funny as hell picturing a Xeno being forced to endure court proceedings that it can’t possibly understand or care about, only to be sent to an actual prison 😂😂😂
@iirovaltonen4258
@iirovaltonen4258 4 ай бұрын
Charging an animal for crimes would be wild.
@Hatercel97
@Hatercel97 4 ай бұрын
It’s an alien, not animal 🤡
@Emigdiosback
@Emigdiosback 4 ай бұрын
@@Hatercel97but se they sentient?
@DanialTarki
@DanialTarki 4 ай бұрын
Heh, wild.
@David-gj9qr
@David-gj9qr 4 ай бұрын
​@@EmigdiosbackAs sentient as any earth animal I assume
@Thestormthatisapproaching5
@Thestormthatisapproaching5 4 ай бұрын
The xenomorphs are bio engineered killing machines.
@johnny5805
@johnny5805 4 ай бұрын
"Plus added to sex offender registry" - I can barely type for laughing !
@Nicholas_Chen_
@Nicholas_Chen_ 4 ай бұрын
I love this video basically called the xenomorph a rap*st 3 times 😂 Also you missed out the one on Lambert, that makes it 4 times rap*st
@The_Upper_Moon_3_Akaza
@The_Upper_Moon_3_Akaza 4 ай бұрын
If Predator (1987)was charged for his crimes
@ablirr
@ablirr 4 ай бұрын
This ☝️
@pauljensen5699
@pauljensen5699 4 ай бұрын
An even better choice than the "Alien". The "Alien" could be argued that it's not capable of standing trial because it wouldn't understand penal code, but the "Predator", doesn't have those limitations.
@The_Upper_Moon_3_Akaza
@The_Upper_Moon_3_Akaza 4 ай бұрын
@@pauljensen5699 Actually an Interesting mind
@malvianokieputra6997
@malvianokieputra6997 4 ай бұрын
Bro need to add the (1987)
@Vy367u
@Vy367u 3 ай бұрын
​@@pauljensen5699 but do yautjas even communicate with humans at all
@Dakguire
@Dakguire 4 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t charging a Xenomorph for its crimes be equivalent to charging a dog for biting a child
@RobHorrorLive
@RobHorrorLive 4 ай бұрын
Animals have been charged in court before before.
@jacobstarr9010
@jacobstarr9010 4 ай бұрын
Yes, as fucked up as it sounds Xenomorphs are aggressive only because their best and only interest in mind is to reproduce no matter the cost.
@Fatrocka64YouTube
@Fatrocka64YouTube 4 ай бұрын
I was absolutely surprised that the Xenomorph got registered as a Sex Offender
@AhsokaFanboy1138
@AhsokaFanboy1138 4 ай бұрын
You should do an update, since this guy survives the film.
@bigfatcarp93
@bigfatcarp93 4 ай бұрын
I would argue the Chestburster is actually innocent of bursting from Kaine. You aren't guilty of being born, regardless of the mechanism.
@roccozocco9630
@roccozocco9630 4 ай бұрын
@ The Cinema Cop: Keep up the great work man. This this awesome. You got yourself a new subscriber!
@jeffwalker7185
@jeffwalker7185 4 ай бұрын
Surely, as the alien is only hours old, it is below the age of criminal responsibility.
@RobHorrorLive
@RobHorrorLive 2 ай бұрын
You could be tried as an adult if it's a violent crime.
@Willchannel90
@Willchannel90 4 ай бұрын
Alien like monster: (Spits acid like early break free). ;3 Prison guards: (Yosemite Sam rage). >8(
@icthieusmartell6985
@icthieusmartell6985 4 ай бұрын
Is the xeno sentient? Or would it be like charging a bear for crapping in the woods? If it's just an animal I mean
@288theabe
@288theabe 4 ай бұрын
I don't think the Xenomorph would care! 😂😂😂
@p-ruthless9005
@p-ruthless9005 4 ай бұрын
The perfect organism is really a criminal
@rickfalcon5572
@rickfalcon5572 4 ай бұрын
If Weyland/Yutani were charged for their crimes.
@HardCorePoration
@HardCorePoration 4 ай бұрын
You'll be there for a while with that one.
@keyofdestiny857
@keyofdestiny857 4 ай бұрын
2000 years later😂😂😂
@CrimsonFury006
@CrimsonFury006 4 ай бұрын
0:56-1:16 now I get the joke from Spaceballs involving the Space Special 😅😂
@JKBDTS
@JKBDTS 8 күн бұрын
1:17 Resisting arrest makes no sense to me, as he wasn't arresting it, he was trying to kill it.
@LexusLFA554
@LexusLFA554 4 ай бұрын
Isn't there technically a case of Stalking for all the members of the crew? Is that punishable by law?
@JesusJoseFernandezLeMen
@JesusJoseFernandezLeMen 4 ай бұрын
For me the alien is like a animal who attack a bunch of people
@BaconGeekYT
@BaconGeekYT 4 ай бұрын
3:51 Where did "621+ years" come from? I only saw "87+ years" after the Xenomorph's attempted murder of Ridley.
@reubenmetcalf922
@reubenmetcalf922 4 ай бұрын
I asked the same thing. It should be 87+ years in prison and I have no idea where 621 years came from.
@Memesrfunny9
@Memesrfunny9 4 ай бұрын
Imagine trying to arrest an alien
@AFK_SLAYER
@AFK_SLAYER 4 ай бұрын
He must have had a really good lawyer if he wasn't imprisoned for this
@RobHorrorLive
@RobHorrorLive 2 ай бұрын
"Good, I blew it out of the airlock."
@optinate30
@optinate30 4 ай бұрын
how do you charge an Alien for it's crimes when it can just escape and kill everyone in the courthouse?
@TheJackoning
@TheJackoning 4 ай бұрын
charge david the the android for his crimes. he would appreciate it because it would be the closest hes ever been to being a real boy
@HorrorFootball
@HorrorFootball 4 ай бұрын
Well dude, it could be late but I think you forgot 1 aggravated animal cruelty in judgement of Michael Myers. Loomis said that he got hungry when he entered his house he said "He got hungry." and it's possibly not the dog that cops saw. You could hate me but I wanted to say that.
@predalf
@predalf 4 ай бұрын
Xenomorph is a monster, it doesn't understand human laws. Maybe, you need to charge Yautja Predator.
@reypolemico1726
@reypolemico1726 4 ай бұрын
I don't know if you can sentence what is basically a space animal to jail. If Phoenix wright ace attorney villans were charged for his crimes If christof (The creator of The truman show) was charged for his crimes (The biggest false imprisonment of The history) If junko enoshima (danganronpa) was charged for his crimes If The seven (The deep, black noir 1 and 2, A-train, Stormfront, Translucent, Homelander season 4, Firecrake and Queen Maeve) were charged for his crimes If punisher (war zone) was charged for his crimes
@JKBDTS
@JKBDTS 4 ай бұрын
He once sentenced a robot
@JKBDTS
@JKBDTS 4 ай бұрын
Also Firecracker may be the first person on this channel (or on any crime channel, idk) charged with statutory r--- Correct me if I don't know about someone who got that charge
@alexsonic8643
@alexsonic8643 4 ай бұрын
I am still waiting for "if Johnny Gat was charged for his crimes"
@PrincessToadstoolPeach001
@PrincessToadstoolPeach001 4 ай бұрын
Two hour video and personally I am all for it
@DanialTarki
@DanialTarki 4 ай бұрын
Mass murder Assault Resisting arrest Organized crime Aiding and abetting Theft Accessory to substance abuse Accessory to drug dealing Grand larceny Grand theft auto Vandalism Property damage Torture Terrorism Assassination Attempted assassination Attempted murder
@tin08290
@tin08290 4 ай бұрын
Surely there has to be a statute of limitation
@DanialTarki
@DanialTarki 4 ай бұрын
@@alexsonic8643Mass murder, assault, terrorism, property damage, organized crime, aiding and abetting, torture, attempted assassination, etc.
@Tracks2008
@Tracks2008 4 ай бұрын
And how does one intend to contain a Xenomorph let alone several?
@fbi2116
@fbi2116 4 ай бұрын
I'm sure he will live to see his family again.
@RobHorrorLive
@RobHorrorLive 2 ай бұрын
She.
@fbi2116
@fbi2116 2 ай бұрын
@@RobHorrorLive Nah, they don't have genders like we do on Earth. There are no male or female xenomorphs.
@arifazfarsyarazi2666
@arifazfarsyarazi2666 4 ай бұрын
If Queen Xenomorph Was Charged For Its Crimes
@dummyyy1788
@dummyyy1788 4 ай бұрын
you should do a power series and all the crimes the main character did, like ghost , tommy , kanan , tariq etc .
@spyrow9957
@spyrow9957 4 ай бұрын
When I saw the title I laughed
@Ktmfan450
@Ktmfan450 4 ай бұрын
If Ridley Scott was charged for his crimes ( Prometheus)
@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 4 ай бұрын
Crime: Terrorism Sentence: Life Imprisonment
@drwgalabuschagne3287
@drwgalabuschagne3287 4 ай бұрын
This is an animal dude...
@Burningrobes
@Burningrobes 4 ай бұрын
The first charge doesn't count, that was committed by the facehugger not the xenomorph.
@ehsnils
@ehsnils 4 ай бұрын
1:00 - "Oh No, not again"
@barteknobnekroblox5611
@barteknobnekroblox5611 4 ай бұрын
Some of the parts i guess the alien was defending itselfs..... only in some
@albusdumbledore7727
@albusdumbledore7727 4 ай бұрын
What if Raymond Reddington was charged for his crimes?
@tellstoryy
@tellstoryy 4 ай бұрын
Damn, I was waiting for this for a long time 🥶
@plagidoktor5812
@plagidoktor5812 4 ай бұрын
you forgor to add "Desecration/mulitation of a corpse" with the chestburster kill
@JKBDTS
@JKBDTS 4 ай бұрын
Why?
@plagidoktor5812
@plagidoktor5812 4 ай бұрын
@@JKBDTS well, don't you think that something literally bursting your entire chest open with all your guts included isn't a desecration of human remains?
@JKBDTS
@JKBDTS 4 ай бұрын
@@plagidoktor5812 Isn't that just the part of murder?
@plagidoktor5812
@plagidoktor5812 4 ай бұрын
@@JKBDTS no
@JKBDTS
@JKBDTS 4 ай бұрын
​@@plagidoktor5812 You're saying that 💥🔫 someone in the chest is desecration? (Censored cuz YT)
@ahedjehad8514
@ahedjehad8514 4 ай бұрын
so, are you gonna do a crimes video about The Predator since you made this one?
@sonofkarma5461
@sonofkarma5461 4 ай бұрын
Their both Animals, I don’t even see a point to this video
@ahedjehad8514
@ahedjehad8514 4 ай бұрын
@@sonofkarma5461 not sure how you see a humanoid alien that hunts other beings for sport an animal...and besides, it'd be cool to watch a video about The Predator. :)
@DanialTarki
@DanialTarki 4 ай бұрын
That asshole would definitely be charged with: Mass murder Assault Mutilation Corpse desecration (ironically enough) Torture Stalking Deforestation Arson Mass destruction Property damage Theft Grand larceny Reckless endangerment Psychological torture
@FookMi69
@FookMi69 4 ай бұрын
@@sonofkarma5461Predators are pretty similar to humans, in all fairness.
@Typez_MK
@Typez_MK 2 ай бұрын
now we need "If The Predator Was Charged for Its Crimes". but than again, each movie has different Yautja instead of just 1 Yautja.
@valer89
@valer89 4 ай бұрын
Day 74 of asking if Vladimir Makarov (cod mw 3 2011)was charged for his crimes @cinemacop
@DannyPhilipsen
@DannyPhilipsen 4 ай бұрын
Now we need one for the Predator!
@flamebreakergaming9063
@flamebreakergaming9063 4 ай бұрын
Next: If Darryl Mayes’ Pops was charged for his crimes
@apollo_ai
@apollo_ai 4 ай бұрын
Wait, I thought its name was Big Chap
@cayden11playz45
@cayden11playz45 4 ай бұрын
Can you do “if Venom Is Charged For His Crimes ?”
@jokerwick69420
@jokerwick69420 4 ай бұрын
I think it would be cool and interesting if you did venom/eddie brock or carnage/cletus kasity
@goofytimesahead
@goofytimesahead 4 ай бұрын
The Xenomorph shouldn’t be charged for killing the man he burst out of as when humans are being born if they accidentally kill their mother during the birth they dont get charged and i think the Xenomorph was just trying to leave the body
@RobHorrorLive
@RobHorrorLive 2 ай бұрын
It knew what it was doing.
@GoAnimateUser123-rv8gs
@GoAnimateUser123-rv8gs 4 ай бұрын
Next: if Ratchet was charged for his crimes
@AyeDemonz
@AyeDemonz 4 ай бұрын
We need longer videos🙏🏽
@Ethan6490
@Ethan6490 4 ай бұрын
I don’t know how it is no more would be charged with many of these crimes because it acts like an animal.
@JKBDTS
@JKBDTS 4 ай бұрын
He once charged a robot
@Mark-qz8fu
@Mark-qz8fu 4 ай бұрын
If Dominic Toretto was charged for his crimes.
@UrBloodOnMyFace
@UrBloodOnMyFace 4 ай бұрын
How about "If Vegeta was charged for his crimes" ?
@FookMi69
@FookMi69 4 ай бұрын
Going by this logic, I think dogs, bears, monkeys, sharks or just wild animals in general should be held accountable for their "crimes".
@VaporPC88
@VaporPC88 4 ай бұрын
Charging crimes to Animals Spaces. SCP Foundation: GENIUS!!!!
@youlookmadumb6172
@youlookmadumb6172 4 ай бұрын
Day, one of asking for Dexter Morgan if he was charged for all his crimes
@echothefox5386
@echothefox5386 3 ай бұрын
art xenomorphs technically animals?
@itznsdominator3521
@itznsdominator3521 4 ай бұрын
If Ray Shoesmith was charged for his crimes. Mr inbetween
@Kumsz_21
@Kumsz_21 4 ай бұрын
Can you please do Raymond Reddington next?
@st3pc110
@st3pc110 4 ай бұрын
Please do the Predator one.
@TheLister-eo9rj
@TheLister-eo9rj 4 ай бұрын
Do if Frank Drebin was charged for his crimes
@AeStelle7
@AeStelle7 4 ай бұрын
Next One: IF the Traveler (Genshin Impact) was charged for his/her crimes.
@toomberrebmoot9244
@toomberrebmoot9244 4 ай бұрын
When your very existence and life-cycle is a sex crime: 3:45
@Ftheradicalleft
@Ftheradicalleft 18 күн бұрын
I fail to see how the xenomorph would be charged with resisting arrest it seems like the crew can’t really do anything about it at first
@louisnapolitano
@louisnapolitano 4 ай бұрын
If Katherine Johnson from Generation Hope was charged for her crimes one day?
@NolanLopez26
@NolanLopez26 3 ай бұрын
If Hannibal Lecter was charged for his crimes If Predator was charged for his crimes If Esther Coleman was charged for her crimes
@Eder-007
@Eder-007 4 ай бұрын
Punisher, please!
@eddihurta7173
@eddihurta7173 4 ай бұрын
Ooh would Predator be next? 😂
@BK23-p8s
@BK23-p8s 4 ай бұрын
If Negan from the Walking Dead was charged for his crimes
@goofytimesahead
@goofytimesahead 4 ай бұрын
What about the Demogorgon next?
@wakkowarner3716
@wakkowarner3716 4 ай бұрын
Omg yes
@goofytimesahead
@goofytimesahead 4 ай бұрын
@@wakkowarner3716 like my comment so it cinema cop might see it
@ChanvathnaUm
@ChanvathnaUm 4 ай бұрын
If Victor Vance Was Charged For His Crimes
@ChrisPetrey-l9e
@ChrisPetrey-l9e 4 ай бұрын
You should do Jax teller next
@duncanwade1026
@duncanwade1026 4 ай бұрын
Do christof from the truman show next
@D10S-z8c
@D10S-z8c 4 ай бұрын
Do if brian o'conner from fast & furious saga (2001-2015) was charged for his crimes
@Cheeeseyboi
@Cheeeseyboi 4 ай бұрын
Rip my man paul
@cabbievonbump
@cabbievonbump 4 ай бұрын
Well, at least in the movie it also got the death penalty via getting spaced. Death by asphyxiation. It still died too quickly.
@janshrek6969
@janshrek6969 4 ай бұрын
Charge an alien animal is wild, i get it, it gets views
@KieSenpai17
@KieSenpai17 4 ай бұрын
Coming up: If Neil McCauley From Heat was charged for his crimes.
@GeneralsAlert
@GeneralsAlert 4 ай бұрын
If Frank Fontaine was charged for his crimes
@cjkalandek996
@cjkalandek996 4 ай бұрын
Kinda hard to charge a creature such as a Xenomorph for its crimes. Sure, it's sentient and reasonably intelligent, but so is a wolf. Everything it's doing, it's doing purely on instinct. Now, the Predator is a different story. The Yautjas are arguably more intelligent and are capable of being social (to an extent). So, they KNOW what they're doing.
@taurbaby
@taurbaby 4 ай бұрын
Oh heck yeah!!
@dirtface5923
@dirtface5923 4 ай бұрын
resisting arrest lol
@swordrblx68419
@swordrblx68419 4 ай бұрын
do smg4 mario (only gta videos)
@commanderiosifstalin4938
@commanderiosifstalin4938 4 ай бұрын
I hate to say this but charging a Xenomorph for its crimes is the same charging a tiger, a lion or an Anaconda for hunting and eating human. They are wild animals, they neither have any human moral standard nor obey human laws.
@Venom-jk9rr
@Venom-jk9rr Ай бұрын
I wonder how many years the alien life cycle lasts? 🤔
@OfficialPagan4rS
@OfficialPagan4rS 4 ай бұрын
Do Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
@jaiden.edits6
@jaiden.edits6 4 ай бұрын
Day 50 of asking for "If Driver (in Drive 2011) was charged for his crimes
@AhsokaFanboy1138
@AhsokaFanboy1138 4 ай бұрын
Isn't it an animal?
@MechZillaEditz
@MechZillaEditz 4 ай бұрын
If Ghost Rider was charged for his crimes
@The_Soupiest_Spoon_7543
@The_Soupiest_Spoon_7543 4 ай бұрын
Hey, would the face hugger really give the Xeno charges for crime? If you think about the biology, it's basically the Xeno's mum, so the child wouldnt be charged with the crime of the mum. RIght? I mean, you could do whatever you want, I just like talking about Xenomorph biology.
@XdChills
@XdChills 4 ай бұрын
Do Dexter Morgan
@Ez999games
@Ez999games 4 ай бұрын
If brightburn was charged for his crimes
@gr666Diamond8
@gr666Diamond8 4 ай бұрын
i've seen this movie when i was 10 years old
@kub32-k5m
@kub32-k5m 4 ай бұрын
please do hank from madness combat
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