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If Video Game Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads (Playstation X-Box Gamer Video Games Parody)

[@01100101010100110010]

"You're paying for the privilege of playing a broken game" Oh my god this is one of the best lines in the video

[@01100101010100110010]

I started realizing I was scamming myself when I was considering buying a PS4 to go along with my Xbone just to play No Man's Sky. I told myself I'd also get games like Need For Speed games anyway, even though I already have Forza Horizon 2 AND 3 and I buy every car pack for fh3. I used to spend $50-100 at a time on GTA shark cards to get new stuff. And I now realize that I was falling perfectly into Rockstar's plans: Be too lazy to play my ass off and earn ingame cash so I just spend real money to get new stuff that will be old stuff within a month. I used to be more loyal to some game companies even if they did this because "atleast their product is better" but that is absolutely bullshit. And come to think of it, I can't think of a game company that doesn't to this shit. All my favorite games are made on this strategy. Battlefield and Battlefront, Forza, GTA, etc. If you gather anything from reading this, let it be: Before you buy a game, realize it's all a money tactic anyway. And whatever you do, NEVER do in app purchases because you will only do more. I've spent close to a thousand dollars on GTA. If I got back all the money I've spent on regretted in-app purchases I could buy my own used truck for 2-3 thousand dollars for my 16th birthday and not make my dad do it.

[@teamskrub2292]

RedAppleGamer Red Barrels hasn't really done anything like that. They released a really great game for a cheap price, and the DLC being equally cheap.

[@SkeletorTclaws]

Soulless_Gingie I avoid in app purchases. but honestly you dont need to feel so bad about it. people spend money to entertain themselves one way or another. you were just paying for stuff that increased your enjoyment at the time. for example if you want to see a movie you have many options to do so. you may chose to get the best seats in 4dx with the huge popcorn and cola. that all adds to your enjoyment. maybe in hindsite you could have saved money by streaming the movie online . but it doesnt matter since you would have spent the money on some other activity anyway.

[@ryanmichaelhaley]

Battlefield...all of them.

[@GTR24]

that's DayZ

[@oh2hilarious]

EA tried to hire this guy before they realized it was satire

[@jmbernas16]

Lol

[@THESLlCK]

Best comment here

[@thepapillonwarrior1159]

They actually did lmao

[@Dyl_Apple]

Fr?

[@thepapillonwarrior1159]

@@Dyl_Apple they reached out to him as a sponsor, though not too long later they retracted that deal

[@teachersophia]

I want this guy following me around as my life coach. Every time I'm about to do something he gives me the honest talk.

[@mr_red13]

That would be sweet!

[@georgekoutsovagelis4233]

Then you would die because he ruins all kinds of things from food to fun activities...

[@RearAdmiralTootToot]

@@georgekoutsovagelis4233 No she would cry from all the times he's straight up with her about how she is an idiot. I'm pretty sure a person who wants a life coach, and wants them to be a guy from youtube, is an idiot.

[@lightingthief4482]

@@RearAdmiralTootToot no need to be a complete asshole

[@roronoazorohun]

Or you can just use common sense. Try it, it works. Even if you sound like you never had used it, don't worry, most people don't use it either.

[@Playradise]

They should've hired this guy to advertise Cyberpunk 2077

[@oluwatayo.x]

my thoughts exactly lmao

[@mtnbkr5478]

I thought this *was* Cyberpunk 2077. I guess games haven't changed much in five years.

[@maqpi8335]

People would still buy it

[@GenericName-fq4zq]

It's like oh yeah let's delay the game 5 times to gain hype oh but wait we have still brought out a game that has broken crafting and dismantling

[@floqfliq7328]

🤣🤣🤣

[@patrickthomas5860]

You can't spell steal without ea

[@HassanPoyo]

lol

[@kamm666]

+Patrick Thomas steel

[@LyricalSimplicity]

+keelan420 😂😐

[@sixtyfivewatts65]

+Hubert Fields wow

[@mastershafter69]

Mind blown! The conspiracy is real

[@mikdan8813]

"It won't even be ready when you play it." Why is that so true...

[@armenhaddad1761]

Daniel J. Mikołajewski battlefield 5 brah

[@dakotasilverman7915]

Halo 5 or the MCC

[@bloodycinephile]

cough* Fallout 4

[@khateebanwer7466]

cough..cough..anthem.

[@OGEGODBYANNAPOLIS]

Cough. Cough... Every cod game

[@simonriley983]

EA: hmm it looks like you only filled out half of your resume. Where's the rest? Applicant: the 2nd half of my resume is $24.99 EA: You're hired!

[@DraconisElibane]

Sounds pretty much spot on lol

[@isaacixtupe8983]

Simon Riley good one eh! 🤣

[@thatbluelion2322]

hell yeah bruh

[@AFmedic]

Applicant - You can pre-order the 2nd half (because I haven't wrote it yet) which should be ready in a year but then I'll keep extending the release date because I still haven't done it yet! EA: Congratulations! You are the new CEO

[@truji2582]

repavo

[@arnaldofernandez]

Almost 6 years later and this video aged very well.

[@HavocEmblem]

The guy that plays Roger in these seems like he was born for this exact role. These get me every time, and his delivery is perfect.

[@thehighpriestess8431]

Adam Starry yes it is.

[@aceboogie8986]

Yes yes lmfao ×10 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bandmarc141]

Yeah he is! Made for the role! 😂😂😂😂

[@madkilla707]

Regis Philbin was his real name

[@thequick72]

Yeah I bet he's an insufferable prick in real life too.

[@bellarami3013]

They forgot to add if you wanted to play a game online, you’ll need to pay a monthly or yearly subscription 😂

[@xdgaming70]

Bella Rami Oh hell no.

[@qwertybub5407]

unless you play on pc

[@bellarami3013]

SHRAPNEL DISTRIBUTOR True! But he was mainly talking about consoles lol

[@pempotfoy6206]

Pay for internet twice!

[@CityWhisperer]

3:13

[@jorgetoragui9472]

"You pay for the privilege to play a broken game" I can't stop laughing

[@vertik7]

long time ago demos were free, small and without bugs.

[@ghugueley8341]

Shareware! When companies had integrity and self respect

[@MegaSureewan]

Jorge Toragui reminds me of all the iDiots who buy a new iPhone on release day... when all the Apple Geniuses cheer you on, they are really saying enjoy all the glitches... sucker!

[@lknkjbnh]

i just laughed at that and scrolled down in the comments lol...

[@wendellsawyer4386]

Windows..You pay for the privilege to use a broken OS. to play those games.

[@SomeOrangeCat]

"I'm told its exactly fine" - IGN

[@CosmicAggressor]

Best review ever.

[@6anonymous9.]

"you even pay full price for a broken game, as long as we call it early access"

[@samiam619]

Spax WillTrollGG Or the Beta Version!

[@toadoncoke7452]

you do know that most indie early acces games are in early acces just to raise awarness about their game and tend to be cheaper than it will be when its released. a good example being subnautica. it was in early acces for like 3 years and at the price of 20 and then had its full release at 30 dollars. hell, this entire video applies to act division, EA and Bethesda.

[@toadoncoke7452]

@Matthew Whelan Keats he's talking about ea and Bethesda

[@sturm1379]

I never buy a early acces game, normally if it is a game that has online i pirate it first, play the campaign, notice that I like it or not, and then I buy it at discount (that was what I did with Battlefield 1). But i did a mistake once, I bought battlefield v a time ago (obviusly in discount for I think 15 USD or something like that) simply because the battlefield saga never disappointed me, I was wrong.

[@Centralislip631]

Fallout

[@fintan6514]

Should have made a full video, then cut out the last 5 minutes and made us pay to see it, to keep in true video game spirit.

[@seerturnik3113]

+Stubby Twanga True, true.

[@WILLNOTCOMPLY72]

LOL THAT'S funny!!😁

[@AylaMeo]

+TheTruthMayHurt and made sure to have it somehow in the same video still so it would be like on disk dlc?

[@TheArtofKAS]

Yeap 😅😄😂😁😀😀😁😁😂

[@ValiantShimmer]

+Stubby Twanga I've got Early Access Cracked, so right now I'm watching Roger eat lunch while yelling at the script writer on how the jokes are shit and need to be "peppier".

[@OsirisYeen]

Come to find out this was EA's training video.

[@joelrichardson5139]

Kuma Productions hahahahahahaha

[@dhruvgoel7212]

All the members must have passed with flying colors......

[@seanmanning1136]

😂😂😂😂😂 spot on

[@MonkeyDLuffy-cm4fm]

Kuma Productions I swear I was going to say the same thing

[@funboy1127]

And this is why I dont buy any of their NHL, NBA, FIFA etc garbage. It's the exact same shit year after year with a few minor tweaks. Okay fine I bought one, NHL 2016. But the last NHL game prior was freakin NHL 99 from PlayStation 1 lol. Didnt miss shit but graphics.

[@rdormer]

"The only real innovation happening in games now is centered around *sales* ".....so painfully true

[@XX-sp3tt]

Breath of the Wild.

[@jimjohnson4579]

That one hurt

[@ProfPlump-ug3xe]

Horton's Reality Escaping Electric Brick Master Race!!!!

[@travisdk84]

+Prof. Plump HAIL HREEB

[@Belteshazzar96]

Pffft Horton's Reality Escaping Brick peasants. PCMASTERRACE!

[@Nutt_lemmings]

Nuke Gray You PC peasants!I bet u don't even have a PC!just a computer u share with ur family! And hortons reality escaping electric brick runs on 1000 frames per second,it might be slow but u don't have to run at 1000 fps and it has unlimited games ur forced to like!

[@syamsulsyahmi7055]

is it a desktop layed down on it's screen?

[@mr.dibbsis2156]

+Patricia Griffin Love how you try to spam/scam but u have horrible grammar 😂😂

[@Ai-ikon]

Next: "If Cracked videos were honest". These things are addictive

[@IllisiaAdams]

If "If [This Thing] Were Honest" was honest, it would say "Cracked saw the popularity of College Humor's "Adam Ruins Everything" and thought "oo, let's do that too! That's hugely popular! We'll just get a different host and a slightly different setting and different way of saying all that stuff that their Adam Ruins Everything did, but it's OURS now, so there!"

[@gojimlg1661]

@@IllisiaAdams ok

[@mattyboi7491]

Get the satisfaction of shattering the grand illusion while making no life changes whatsoever!

[@raphaeltembo7040]

👏👏👏 never would have thought of that 😂😂

[@telracsazyl1243]

@@IllisiaAdams I suppose to be laughing or what? Pissed off?

[@kraissl252]

Me: asks my where I should take my girlfriend out to Friend: I dunno Roger: it doesn’t matter where you take her, as long as you pay for it, and make her feel like it’s something special, even thought it’s not.

[@mako8091]

Damn, real talk. Edit: I'm stealing Roger's quote for future reference.

[@marcsv0174]

That is completely true

[@generalhorse493]

Next he's gonna tell us how our entire lives are just a series of chemical reactions in the brain.

[@Getyourwishh]

@@generalhorse493 i like where this is going, welcome guys today we have "the self honest talk"

[@Centralislip631]

@@generalhorse493 I would tweak out simulation style

[@juanfisi]

I love how he barely spoke about negative qualities of video games and instead bashed the more dishonest practices a lot of companies do these days.

[@apriliahussna4561]

He basically said that video games are part of entertainment escapism and addictive to the point of wasting our time. If we're not careful, they can negatively impact our lives.

[@andrewcarnegie5342]

I want my house built with Horton's electric bricks.

[@cameronsams9183]

Legend has it the Hortons electric bricks can create electricity and generate thunderstorms

[@manictiger]

@@cameronsams9183 Only if you're worthy, though.

[@bigblackhawk7176]

I want to illegally deal the Electric Bricks

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

@@bigblackhawk7176 Sure, if it's a brick of the Electric Stuff they were growing in Cheech and Chongs Nice Dreams... minus the part where you turn into a lizard.

[@parzival8331]

Lol andrew carnegie.

[@JulioLopez-xz5kx]

I want Horton's reality escaping electric brick NOW

[@CattleRustlerOCN]

Bricks cost $1000 usd I reddit

[@005AGIMA]

Standard or Pro version though? I can't decide. ...or Slim? Or Pro Slim?

[@ivanavalos3911]

@@005AGIMA Standard, Standard X, Standard S, Standard XL, Standard XSXL, Slim, Slim X, Slim S, Slim XL, Pro Slim, Pro Slim X, Pro Slim S, Pro Slim XL or Pro Slim XSXL?

[@jeroenk1526]

I have been bricked. IL brick the crap out of that brick.....

[@jeroenk1526]

Ohn. It look like a retro Sega. Must have!...

[@devourerofnuggets]

Step 1: Buy a PC Step 2: Install Steam Step 3: Buy games 1-2 years after the release date. By then all the bugs have been fixed and you get atleast 50% discount Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit

[@pftburchell5197]

Cost of a PC & requirements to keep upgrading it is just to damn high though.

[@kidburman]

I have some suggestions for step 4 Step 4:Throw away that Pc you bought and actually build one Step 4:Find The Pokemon Missingo, because of those question marks Step 4:Convert to Islam, because step 5 is Prophet Step 4:You need to upgrade your Graphics card again Step 4:buy a Vr Headset Step 4:Delete System 32 Step 4:Complain on Reddit about Steam Support Step 4:Laugh at Console Peasants Step 4:Only Play Minecraft Step 4:Laugh at people who use Mac

[@Neojhun]

+PFT Burchell Note Step 3 "Buy games 1-2 years after the release date". Playing aging games on much newer hardware is realy nice.

[@1111dragosoul]

Only problem is having to wait for my finished product to be finished

[@Hymer300]

+cRaB jUiCe I was once foolish to spend like 120$ on Rome 2 Total War when in December you could get the game for like 20$

[@loverlei79]

I'm so old, I remember when you won games and they had an ending.

[@XX-sp3tt]

You do realize that the original arcade video games were 'play until you die' right? Games with a true narrative finale WERE the innovation!

[@jmurray1110]

Yeah endings only became a thing during the NES days and were still sold in tandum to endless high score machine

[@ddawsonwilsondawg7967]

DUDE, YOUR COMMENT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!

[@ddawsonwilsondawg7967]

Please, don't respond to the LOGIC... Why would you!? ALSO, R.I.P to the braincells of all 88+ people who liked your comment!!!🤮

[@Jebu911]

You guys dont get it he is saying he is young

[@amateursoundz6262]

Who else is planning on watching all the honest ad videos

[@billavanilla956]

Ian A Me

[@bradthomas7933]

Already planned it

[@wisho-ro4305]

Me too 😂

[@purpleblunt6679]

Yep

[@arisnomidisbrazas6150]

Me as well m8

[@negascoot23]

Roger forgot that not only do you get to pay more money for the privilege of playing a broken game before anyone else, you also get to tell the developers about the various mistakes and errors you run into. You are actually paying a company for the privilege of working for them....

[@Zaxael]

James Daniels why pay game testers if they can earn money make people do the dirty job? Hahah! Game industry become little by little more worst.

[@nickpearce8999]

Zack Sael Music and apparently so is the English grammar industry

[@Zaxael]

Nick Pearce I dunno about that bcs I'm not native English speaker, so probably me too do lot of mistakes when comment etc, so I'm not in the position for complain to someone write your instead of you're hahaha as surely me do other kind of mistakes :)

[@drewc2735]

Don't forget about microtransactions

[@currentlyspeakingbmwmusic1793]

i actually afforded myself everything in gta 5 even a yacht for 10 million all by myself without paying anything. total gametime was fucking 30 days of try harding grinding

[@DanielBoos]

@@currentlyspeakingbmwmusic1793 yea that is GTA 5 , rock star doesn't do that crap to us, their games are extremely detailed and there are no paid dlc's, and their games last a very long time. With updates. I afforded everything in GTA I made about 120 million dollar without spending real money

[@mrslimee2674]

@@DanielBoos GTA the gift that keeps on giving. I am liking the new casino update.

[@megsinzoa7424]

@@mrslimee2674 rockstar the only companny capable off continuing a game whitout changing it ( still pissed they left out nitrus in gta 5 but meh i quesss.. DIIIIIEEEE ) ( gearbox gets a pass for borderlands, the exception that prooves the rule) Immagine if the Ubisoft had continued halo 1 instead of assaulting it to death and half assedly resurrecting it as halo 2 - 3 -4 -5? I dont even know why they would spend money on ruining a perfect game but then again im not a millionaire.

[@namewasstolenstresslevel2111]

this video is 3 years old, microtransaction wasnt still a thing those times.

[@JoshuaCastillo6309]

Only Roger can be completely honest about something negative and still make it sound good.

[@ohverkills]

This is basically EA in one video

[@dONALDBLOOD]

nah, it's Gearbox, or Sega

[@darsparx]

No, no no, it's Bethesda....

[@timmccarthy1780]

nah ACTIVI$ION

[@mitchellosborn7627]

Its any company who makes games. Or consoles. Period.

[@dONALDBLOOD]

You mean ON consoles! :D

[@Tesseradical17]

"Master Chief's wandering the desert in a CLOAK, guys! He's going lone wolf! I can't wait to see how that goes down in the game!"

[@Adrian-su5jr]

lol

[@wolfpax181]

I wonder what new and exciting weapons he'll be using, they totally won't just be reskins of the same old guns with various tweaks based entirely on how they function in multiplayer!

[@Cha0sNicr0]

+Tesseradical17 It probably doesn't, it just made for a good cover. :D

[@JustxiceKMH]

you do realize that was almost 3 years ago... right? it was an early concept of the game. get over it and stop being a douche.

[@juggalobiggy]

+Tesseradical17 when i read the first part i immediately thought "master chief wandered the desert on a banshee with no name"

[@thomasweeden2683]

“Reality escaping electric brick” 😂😂😂

[@sebaschan-uwu]

Cocaine

[@GabrielDipo]

MinecraftTransgenderyoutube feminist metalic electronic visual cocaine

[@EmeraldView]

Reality blows! I mean seriously, fucking Donald Trump is actually president there! WTF?

[@madkilla707]

Brick is used To Smash Your Head

[@movsestimiryan3854]

Thomas Weeden --- 😂😂😂 I know! That was so perfect!

[@undo9981]

Roger missed several points. Such as: -the "games as a service" model, where games aren't even owned by you anymore. You pay for the right to play the game. A right that can be taken away whenever the hell they want. -games being borderline unplayable at launch, and only working properly after several updates, due to them having been rushed for half of their production time. -games being basically online stores where you have the wonderful opportunity to buy micro transactions (ranging between funny hats and actual cheats) for prices comparable to that of the game itself. -loot boxes and other similar mechanics that essentially turn games into online casinos. The only difference being that you can't actually get any money back from them, even if you do win.

[@zacharyrollick6169]

Buy physical copies whenever possible.

[@undo9981]

@@zacharyrollick6169 having a physical copy is meaningless when you've been banned from the online service and there's no offline alternative.

[@stevengu1253]

@@zacharyrollick6169 Physical copies are useless if the game is meant to be played online through servers. Just shut down the servers and the game dies completely. Possible Example: Diablo 3

[@stevengu1253]

I actually don't mind the point where the game is buggy at launch but they eventually fix the bugs. What normally happens is that the company doesn't work on the bugs and instead decides to opt for DLC content and add in more bugs.

[@fincrazydragon]

All software is like that. You're not buying the software. You're buying a license to use the software.

[@sithsmasher7685]

Pretty much nailed it, but the micro-transactions also deserved a mention. lol

[@kingh204]

if he put micro transactions in their and EA man that would've been revolutionary

[@dark-lord-vinay]

Lol those are entered halfway through games life so no complaints cause everyone's got the game

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

Micro transactions often break the game and destroy the community because P2W

[@kingh204]

+Jarthen Greenmeadow that's halo 5

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

thats every f2p game ever m8

[@jediblackbelt2443]

"It won't even be ready when you play it..." room slowly turns to look at Bethesda..."those are features?"

[@eveescastle5866]

Or maybe ever. Heaven knows you need Mods to fix all the bugs in Fallout 4 because otherwise it crashes when you try to start any of the DLC

[@pioneer1131]

they know that we're not ready to handle 16x the detail and 4x the size of fallout 4 lmfao

[@brunster64]

I want an electric brick - I want my brains reward centres to light up😍

[@SmokeRzzzz]

+IDontBelieveInPenises That's overrated and it doesn't get you achievements on anachievement board that you can boast about to your friends. Just buy the game and get properly.. stimulated.

[@idontbelieveinpenises1952]

brandon NEVER!!!!! *Takes off cloths and runs around*

[@jingo500]

Grab a fork.......... Insert in electric socket...EVERY brain centre will light up ;) YW X)

[@swaggtyswoogty3399]

jingo500 lmao

[@jingo500]

Thanks, swaggty. I try :)

[@zroku123]

I love how this is 5 years old and still applies today

[@SomeOrangeCat]

This video is evergreen.

[@f4C3pWnRx45]

I don't mind paying money to escape from reality. Hell, It's the reason I buy drugs.

[@adrianagonzales8898]

Same

[@essef.]

f4C3pWnRx45 I read that as 'bugs'! Where do I get 3 chasing dragon beetles and a rock grasshopper?

[@f4C3pWnRx45]

Jake Savin I know but i don't want to go yet, there's still so many drugs i haven't tried!

[@notronburgundy4873]

Jake Savin you ever have sugar or caffeine?

[@forks3819]

notRon Burgundy caffeine, Lots of Weed in college, but those drugs are harmless compared to what I've seen my friends and brother do which has sadly taken their lives.

[@kingonmax]

reality escaping electric brick masterrace

[@Spiroku]

LMAO

[@RichardServello]

frozendonut bf Reality Escaping Electronic Slab is better!!

[@kingonmax]

Richard Servello reality escaping electric brick has way better exclusives

[@RichardServello]

frozendonut bf Reality Escaping Electronic Slab has the Half Baked Tech Demo Glasses! So much pwn!

[@kingonmax]

+Richard Servello can't argue with the half baked demo glasses

[@marvinbaxter7587]

If Roger had a son, his name would be *Adam Ruins Everything*

[@doziaye]

you sir... made my night

[@austinelsherbini5307]

THIS IS THE BEST THING

[@haguruma7832]

Marvin Baxter Hi, my name's Adam Connover!

[@Xperim]

They need to do a crossover.

[@josephlawndale6065]

Adam's father was Roger 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rikkumei7938]

This video aged well.

[@JRBowling1997]

Lmao

[@canneddan265]

I watched this thinking it might be out of date and tone deaf, but BOY WAS I WRONG

[@geckoboi6124]

This is probably to most honest thing I've ever seen. this video basically represents Ubisoft and EA

[@zefr4el]

nobody force you to buy things at the release :) but atleast EA has some hour freeplay like modern day's demos so 1 thumbs up for them where you even can test your electric brick :DD :

[@drakoinx]

Titanium Gecko im gonna go out on a limb and say people wont shut up about ea since its trendy right now but seriously look into any AAA company . They are buisnesses , buisnesses are designed to make as much profit as possible, why would you purposly throw away money . That being said yes they are shitty but pirate thier shit or stop buying it and they will stop . People need to boycott if you want to actually spite them.

[@alexdebrew3132]

Add Rockstar Games in there now

[@AnonymousAnonymous-tu7jd]

Or of all gaming consoles and brands

[@andreasrs69]

I will never buy an Ubisoft game again. EA games disappointed me already but not too much. I only bought one Ubisoft game: Watchdogs 2 So many bugs, nice graphics but you can't do shit in the game except walking around. There are so many features missing compared to GTA V

[@howiedewin3688]

And you can't play your favorite game on the new brick since we have backwards compatabilty turned off; You need to repurchase your old game in our 'new' compatable format :)

[@timeshark8727]

nuh-uh if you kept your old disk for 10-15 years you can still use that... if you can find it.

[@Ambichook]

@@timeshark8727 nope. the disc won't read

[@timeshark8727]

@@Ambichook Odd that I've done it with several xbox 360 games then.

[@Ambichook]

@@timeshark8727 that's if you go xbox, sony, the fucks, dont allow it anymore

[@conorwalsh5494]

PS4 type niggas lmao

[@thedick009]

Hey, that game is for the Fun Station, it's not even compatible with Horton's Reality Escaping Electronic Brick!

[@supallama2352]

+Noah S wut

[@ericbazinga]

LOGIC

[@oshanetomlinson4377]

+Ben Dick lol

[@gristlevonraben]

+Ben Dick True, and it's not backwards compatible with fun station 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10.

[@ThatNemoFish]

+Ben Dick lol so true

[@davidkoepnick4314]

“It’s just an expensive little movie that you’ll never be able to play.” Loved it!😂

[@santiagoalonso1192]

big companies hate you but dont worry i like your videos, keep it up

[@lanceseaman88]

"We figured out how to keep making you pay for the same game..." : Destiny and Destiny 2 lmao

[@E7AD_E]

Lance Seaman Because thats a good comparison lol how about all those sports games that have been around since the early 2000’s

[@Pumpkinss]

D Everette Truer words have never been said.

[@lanceseaman88]

@@E7AD_E that's even truer and exactly why I don't play them. I just mentioned something that twisted to me and was a little more relevant.

[@TR-Creations]

Remastered games and Gta5 all examples

[@thotsnpreyers]

J5robo gta 5 never charged for a silngle dlc. Rockstar is probably one of the better companies to their fans. Sure everything that has come out is overpriced in the game but you dont have to pay real money for any of it and there is no chance of getting dupes during your grinding. They are banking on peoples impatience to want the stuff they created. I wish all game companies were more like them.

[@Goldenblade14]

Hey look, it's fallout 76

[@mrmangolele8574]

And this comment has 76 likes.

[@EthanPDobbins]

And litterally every other game.especially those shoot em ups with a passable 6 hour campaign and online play with reee screaching 12 year olds.

[@-fewkey-2362]

Its not like that game has soo many bugs ;)

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

"Your paying for the privilige of playing a broken game." *cough* *Sonic 06* *cough*

[@jasperthompson9759]

*cough *cough Cyberpunk Assassin's creed Unity

[@dominickjustave3558]

Big rigs That one 99 dragons Superman 64

[@kevinroque4106]

*cough *cough Battlefield 2042

[@hoodwink4514]

Roger once sold me a fake diamond ring once, best decision of my life. Product quality : 3.6/10 Salesman : perfect 9/6

[@gendoruwo6322]

Out of all the lying cheating sales people, Roger shines as a champion of honesty and fairness. You'll still buy crap products, but at least you have the satisfaction of truly knowing what it is you're really getting. and that is more than anyone can ask for nowadays.

[@Cautela]

Do you mean 'shiny pebble on metal loop'?

[@jk-gb4et]

420/69

[@mrbilter83]

ceni

[@hob0cheese]

Where can I trade my xbox one s for an electric brick?

[@eastern2687]

Nomadic Cheese that was a metaphor of one X. So you essentially switch from one xbox to another. By ps4 and maybe you will realize what real gaming is

[@impr3subie]

Eastern egg ur funny. R u saying to buy a much less power full console then n Xbox one x ps4 needs to get on xbox one x level

[@eastern2687]

Tom Kevin lol, if you offer me 20 best exclusives on xbox to exchange them to one single game as god of war 4, last of us or detroit, every day of the week I am gonna answer gtfo pal cause every one knows - there are no real games on xone

[@impr3subie]

ur funny u may have more exclusives but the little that we have are the best. for example Halo ps tryed a simialar game and failed also forza knocks grand out of the park and not to mention online is way better on wxbox lol y u think ps3 online was free cuss it sucked

[@impr3subie]

not to mention backwards comp

[@ChadeGB]

If EA made ads exactly like this, people would still buy their crap.

[@Ebalon_Harque]

Just like ads in cigarettes.

[@joelbizzell1386]

When will we get Horton's Brand Electric Brick Mini Classic Old Games Nostalgia Edition?

[@personalspace6270]

The thing you turn on one time and never look back atleast thats my experience.

[@pinkpearl9849]

Yes, I want to pay for 30 year old games so I can run them on my 4k electric brick. And of course for more than it cost back in 1990's.

[@rexjolles]

@@personalspace6270 my SNES classic and PS1 classic lying in the corner

[@liamnehren1054]

that for some reason can only play the age old games that were pirated onto smart phones and PC ages ago.

[@seamusquain2706]

I prefer the Horton's Reality Escaping Electric Brick Portable Version(tm) from the 80s

[@naldotubo]

stop torturing me already Rogers just shut up and take my money

[@TorwaK]

Early access, unfinished game, pay full price for the broken game? Hmm... That remindes me something. Oh yeah, it's called PUBG!

[@gabrielclark1425]

It's a bit easier to swallow if you think of it as a beta, with a cheaper price tag than the full product. Still feels like swallowing broken glass sometimes though...

[@josephnjoroge6538]

Mortal kombat 11 buying package fighters

[@Eap2468]

What about fallout 76 XD

[@MAAATIX]

@@Eap2468 oh dear, that one is total crap. Btw when it came out, me and by best friend enjoyed it, but when we returned, we started questioning why the hell we played this shit tho (it has not changed for one year at all, even EFT does better)

[@lokeshsharma279]

Funny thing is, developers charges premium price for the early access / Broken game.

[@Solisium-Channel]

If IGN reviews were honest and not bought by publishers or stolen: They’d be angry joe.

[@Himmyjewett]

So a even bigger lair

[@kevinbrown6120]

They'd be The Angry Videogame Nerd.

[@drugstorecowboy7770]

this just fules my hate for activision and EA.

[@il100374]

Preach

[@psychokratos1152]

almost there with fuel. Activision and EA are terrible.

[@levilapsley3811]

yeah

[@ultramarinexi6761]

+nors DEC ubisoft too m8

[@AllyMonsters]

+nors DEC digital homicide.

[@lurkerrekrul]

Why is this labeled as a parody? Everything in it is true.

[@toonlinkssbb515]

lurkerrekrul metal gear survive in a nut shell as well as Destiny 2

[@jrmsproductions8775]

Cause Nintendo doesn't do most of this

[@imperfectxennial3008]

@@jrmsproductions8775 That's the only console I will invest in. I had a Wii before it broke, would love the switch, especially for Zelda.

[@jenshep1720]

oh right, because one company told you they dont do it (which is a lie, theyre way to big not to do it) means everyone else doesnt do it either.

[@SpinalSnowCat]

Tbh the everything you see in thr titanfall 2 trailer you can do in game

[@PopTartNeko]

Reality escaping electric brick! GENIUS

[@kybconvo]

“If cyberpunk 2077 was honest”

[@wumbology3109]

Underrated

[@bg.dragon1419]

it sucks xD i mean...

[@rajghosh217]

Alternate title

[@shadikhayyat4204]

Reward system? Game was delayed? Trailer had stuff that wasn't in the game? DLC and microtransactions that were originally shown in the full game trailer? Pay for early access and exclusives? THEY MUST BE TALKING ABOUT DESTINY!!!

[@HasanZobaer]

+Shadi Khayyat Totally!

[@camerontrivett3808]

What exclusives are you talking about Emotes?

[@MsDavid47]

+Shadi Khayyat And yet people still buy Destiny and the dlc of Destiny, because they are retarded? Yeah they are retarded.

[@izzi8459]

lol the original game with 3 classes and 200 campaignbmissions hell yes

[@One3673241]

+Shadi Khayyat This is why gaming was better in the past, especially the 2000's.

[@ConkerTheCat]

I wanna buy Horton's Reality Escaping Electric Brick now...

[@mqqb]

I'm waiting for the pro version

[@jdmarmy2734]

Rogue Five im waiting for the super pro Megatron version to come out

[@thelaughingman79]

the hreeb2 will be out next year

[@XthegreatwhyX]

Just buy a small LCD TV and put it screen-down.

[@Jun.e99]

XthegreatwhyX lol i just realized it would look exactly the same haha :,D

[@ninepillarsofsalt]

Wow I thought it was just going to shit on games and call them misogynist or something. Instead it called out bullshit practices of big companies. Thank you, 5 stars.

[@michalvalta5231]

Remember, those companies can only offer you a product. They can't make you do anything, they can't MAKE YOU buy it. It's all about stupid people who preorder unfinished games or buy underpowered outdated hardware such as xbox, playstation or, hahaha, nintendo. :D If people demanded hardware on par with PC gaming and wouldn't buy the crap they are offering, they would have to improve. But since this is making them lots of money, there is no reason. This is not fault of the companies. People just have too low standards, they buy shitty things and then complain about them being shitty.

[@Iron_Thunderstorm]

Michal Valta Well put, dude

[@blazingfuryoffire1]

Unfortunately, half of the population has less than an IQ of 100. More than that if it hasn't been re-normed recently.

[@Lost_Avenger89]

What is also awesome is that they can even get away with gambling type features because those types of people will throw away a ton of money on useless crap.

[@blizzardess6013]

@@Lost_Avenger89 its called pay to win on mobile. You cant win without paying and there is still no guarantee of winning even with paying - just not loosing as bad.

[@tylerturner3145]

This video was made 7 years ago and games still have all the same problems as they did back then

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I'd say it's gotten much worse even, this video gets more and more accurate every year.

[@sfcspectacular]

this shit is hilarious and so true

[@gtamike_TSGK]

The "honest" video idea was stolen from the KZbin Channel "gaming wildlife"

[@gamingwildlife]

+gtamikesvideos "Borrowed" :D

[@radbug]

+Gaming Wildlife Re-purposed. Recycled ! Now it sounds like you helping the planet ;)

[@losgryfog]

+Spike Spiegel 😊 or maybe these are the people who pay $70 for shit games, because they have no idea what a good one is Big clue: They usually DON'T HAVE television commercials

[@themastersmadface8241]

Your profile pic is bringing back the feels 😭

[@garrettord3304]

PC Master Race is immune to half of this

[@OJANproject]

ikr

[@wade2112]

+Garrett O PC Master Race that steer clear of origin are immune to 75%

[@alvideos2145]

+Garrett O half

[@mp32298]

+Garrett O Graphic cards Nvidia vs AMD compatibility cpu bottle neck mother border incompatibility power supply upgrade more Ram now I need a new mother nothing fits have to buy a new case #@$#^^@#$@ wadda you mean I have to pay 1500 dollars to play Quantum Break on PC No sir NO!!

[@illustriouschin]

+Garrett O Why because the machine you buy every two years is called PC and not Horton's Reality Escaping Electric Brick?

[@VideoQuestEx]

So, basically, video game companies have chosen to work more seriously on a new project, which is the "consumer psychology" of the gamer, and not on the actual game, which is often unfinished, with tons of problems.

[@yulandatross3110]

VideoQuestEx exactly!

[@Interestingworld4567]

🤔🤔

[@mikegonzales5059]

I know right. If they just put their money and effort into the actual game it would get popular and sell well.

[@Fuar11]

That's why I prefer indie studios.

[@troypowers750]

Ea.

[@KikiChan_007]

Wow, nothing's changed in 4 years for the gaming industry

[@spartan2867]

Six*

[@signal1759]

If apple were honest, boy that would be a good one.

[@supernana7263]

Check out if "mobile phone commercials were honest" it's basically an iPhone parody

[@peregrine6741]

This video wouldn't have to be changed much to reflect apple. Just a couple name changes.

[@HarrySmart]

richard adjei they have made a video on apple too

[@yourdaddyonceler1239]

iPhone has always sucked in my opinion. Why would I pay more than double for a stupid phone?

[@peregrine6741]

@@yourdaddyonceler1239 I agree. Although iphones arn't stupid they are inferior due to the large amount of options you have with Android. But your comment might start an online debate.

[@k4rz43]

How to buy videogames: 1: Wait till other people buy it first. 2: Hear what they have to say about it. 3: Make sure their opinion is the majority. 4: Don't buy it if it's bad unless you're *sure* you'd enjoy it. (5): It might get better later. Buy it then if you really want to.

[@howardchambers9679]

Wait till you can get it out of the bargain. Bins for a fiver

[@l0remipsum991]

Just pirate it. Ha.

[@kr4t0sg.28]

Yup and yup!

[@Unpixelt]

@The Man With No Name Let's Plays ?! Oh, you mean free advertising!

[@Naktsmeita]

Don't buy Activision games , as they might change stuff after 2 months

[@SegaDisneyUniverse]

Screw the Nintendo Switch! Where can I get my hands on an Electric Brick?!

[@Ouromia]

Playstation or Xbox should equal the brick.

[@michalvalta5231]

Good news! They all are just useless bricks that use up electricity. Unless you buy a PC, you are good!

[@youstolemyhandleyoutwat]

You mean the R.E.E.B.?

[@beebeenyneeee7692]

Michal Valta always gotta get that pc fanboy

[@michael0o5]

You had me at " escape life's crippling oppression"

[@constancemiller3753]

Net-flix! Net-flix! Net-flix!

[@randomleagueoflegendsthres1034]

Reality Escaping Electric Brick!? I want it!!!!

[@randomleagueoflegendsthres1034]

Fury of Time looks like it's cool.

[@ChunkyTheClown]

Seriously, though, this was the first time I've ever disagreed with one of these. The console itself is something that lasts a very long time and, whenever a new one comes out, it's a vast improvement upon the old one thanks to the constant technological advances we keep making and it's definitely worth the price to get. I guess it can look like another barrier to playing the games you like from the perspective of these kinds of videos, but there simply aren't ways to play video games without a console or PC, and the fact that the games improve so much over time to the point where the old consoles can't handle them is a good thing. Yes, it's expensive, but otherwise you'd be stuck either playing on your phone(the horror) or using games from years ago that you'd beat hundreds of times and which have their multiplayer servers shut down because no one uses them. You bring up the point that the games were "designed to fail after a certain amount of time". Unless you're an enormous online game with constant DLC, people get bored and move on, simple as that. The rest of the stuff was great, though.

[@cloudb.1071]

Rodger's acting is on the same level as Anthony Hopkins'. This guy is just magnificent!! 😂

[@miguelangelmendez7767]

I can feel the No man's Sky burn from here.

[@derrickscott9469]

As a daily user of a reality escaping electric brick, I found this spot on and hilarious.

[@Sunbreaker7]

We blame the studios even though the problem is with us, the consumers. Why the fuck people keep pre-ordering, early accessing, and buying pointless DLC that should be already in the game since day one, but are sliced out for future DLC for more sales. We are feeding the broken system. If people would just buy finished games as they are (if they are worth your money) soon enough studios would realize ppl are not taking their shit anymore and have to adapt.

[@statu5987]

Sunbreaker7 nice agree

[@KLK01]

No one will do it. It is like trying to convince politicians climate change is real.

[@navonmyhand7999]

beacheagle That's true.

[@SomeDudeOnline]

+Beacheagle +Navon Myhand ..... I did it, fuck that shit. I can live without games. I'm in my late twenties now but still, I'm done buying incomplete games.

[@navonmyhand7999]

SomeDudeOnline Well good for you. Hope you that you still won't get any games that are rushed or incomplete, because they are now everwhere.

[@baroncalamityplus]

I'm strangely depressed now.

[@KaneK1234]

You fucking idiots will buy any video games if it gets you away from your depressing, miserable lives. Pathetic.

[@baroncalamityplus]

thanks.

[@GildedVoice]

+Enjoy the Decline actually violent revolution is. but i guess in this day and age the two are synonymous.

[@BallsTheDog]

+Enjoy the Decline ow, careful with that edge bro

[@KaneK1234]

Is being called edgy meant to be an insult now? Shut the fuck up.

[@salimalbitar]

He should've introduced himself as roger.. EA CEO 😂

[@chinmaychiplunkar]

Roger knew about Cyberpunk 2077, Battle Royale debacles and Games as a Service business model even before they were a thing. Roger is a timekeeper I believe 😂

[@ronl9357]

I need Roger as my life advisor.

[@-Vitalis-]

I need Roger as the father I never had.

[@-Vitalis-]

@Hexzilian Then I would try to find him and restart a new life full of opportunities.

[@smipy]

Me too.

[@sdbstar8515]

I don't know but roger is allready your father guys but on youtube hhl

[@MetaReplication]

@Ken Nomuri ME

[@alexandercummins]

So when is the Eletric Brick Pro coming out?

[@CamoflaugeDinosaue]

If it has mouse and keyboard support I’ll buy it in a heartbeat

[@thrillhouse_vanhouten]

"Blood Quest 2: Blood Quest 1" is the masterpiece of the Blood Quest franchise. Can't wait for "Blood Quest 3: Blood Quest 2 (also Blood Quest 1)"

[@MrPhild88]

It's like they predicted Cyberpunk 🤣

[@ElvisChibundu]

Exactly

[@eveescastle5866]

I mean let's be real Cyberpunk was hardly the first to fuck up that bad, they just didn't have the PR to downplay it like EA does.

[@pjludda4323]

Wasn't difficult, as this has been the norm since '05 really...

[@LePageChannel]

The solution; PC and The Pirate Bay.

[@mvl71]

I'm sure Horton will have something to say about that. _Horton's never good enough electric money pit_ or something.

[@stefancodrin]

And your PC comes for free and never gets outdated, right?

[@RWT2777]

@@stefancodrin Ah but at least you control the upgrade process and can systematically improve it as pc parts are released, improved, and reduced in price. 10 years ago I had a buddy in the army once that told me it's why he specifically stays exactly two years behind the technology curve for computers. the games are just as entertaining and he won't know the difference or be missing out on anything new and just released

[@stefancodrin]

@@RWT2777 That's fair enough.

[@shahranmahmood3366]

Actually this video makes me feel less guilty now for downloading from The Pirate Bay.

[@adampettus2893]

This guy is what tomorrows grandparents are going to be like, bitter and soul crushingly sarcastic. "Sure! You kids don't have to go outside if don't want to. Stay indoors as you simultaneously assure that you not only deny your body precious Vitamin D, but also guarantee you never develop any kind of physical strength or endurance. They say extended cardio exercise can increase your brains ability to function, but who needs that when your popular on the Internet right!? Just sit back, relax and let your body melt into a fleshy mound of gelatinous inactivity... I'm grandpa by th way ;)"

[@capt.Millenial]

Totally true about "Early acces" "DLC" (except Rockstar games), "season pass" and other money-taking nonsense

[@pijen]

well specifically in GTA Online, Rockstar deliberately made in-game items so damn expensive to encourage players to buy their shark cards. granted, they do throw in discounts for in-game items once in a while but the regular price is still expensive regardless. also, shark cards sales profit is the reason why Rockstar able to give players free updates/DLCs.

[@charlesnew5834]

There are a lot of smaller companies that actually are reasonable with DLC and pricing. I honestly don't know why they aren't as popular.

[@capt.Millenial]

***** Well, other companies charge for DLC and for ingame items. R* at least give DLC for free and some ingame items free. Actually you can play without paying a penny

[@essef.]

RePlayed TV ...and Rockstar have made a shedload of cash with that model (1.7b on GTA5). All other game companies take note and clone you greedy sobs.

[@capt.Millenial]

Well you dont have any time limit, you dont have to play all day. It just take you little longer to get money, plus you are improvng driving skills, shooting skills, buliding up rep while you playing. Paying instatly is easy way, and I like hard way

[@thetireless1812]

“Most true words ever said by a boomer about video games” - me just now

[@BeepYoutube]

"you could have just made the comment, why did you need to quote yourself in realtime?"- Me, just now

[@thetireless1812]

Lol

[@reznovvazileski3193]

@@BeepKZbin "I just like necroposting" -Me, 6 months after this comment.

[@BeepYoutube]

@@reznovvazileski3193 "You're a bane to forums everywhere" Me, 10 hours after your comment.

[@c0r5e]

This is why i switched to PC but still keeping my PS4 for just a while

[@DevilishAngel]

Give it to me please. I dream of owning a console no matter which one

[@vossss777]

richard morris dream bigger lmao

[@jedimastertitaniumdickmana2939]

Yeah because PC doesn’t fall for that shit Star Citizen: hold my beer

[@prashanthraghavendran2628]

Enjoy buying new games that are "discounted" only to have them sitting around in your library for years while you still sporadically play that online MMORPG you're addicted to in order to level up enough, after which you realise you've spent so much time on that game that it seems pointless to stop playing it anymore.

[@angelinacamacho8575]

Thats where freemium games come in to play

[@finalfantasyac7153]

EA: lets release a unfinished game for $1 a month. EA: The rest of the content we release it as DLC which going to be $39.99 per DLC and there are 10 of it. EA: Lets put some limited things in game like konami did such as... paying $10 for 1 save slot. EA: Can't pay the $1 a month anymore ? Please uninstall the game !! Yes even if you bought all the DLC for $399.99. EA: Of course you can re-install the game anytime you like, but it will come with an additional cost which is $5. EA: I am very sorry but you also have to re-purchase all of the DLC again, but don't worry, you'll get 10% discount. EA: We want to provide you the best experience possible.

[@marcsv0174]

The solution is to not buy the games that are a bad deal for the money. If everyone did it companies would have to change their practices or go out of business.

[@br__uh]

Call of duty I'm looking at you

[@ddss2283]

Cough activision cough

[@nikotinko]

+Dds S cough EA cough

[@balf1111117373]

And every sports game that's ever existed

[@zer0b0t]

+AkaRutter cough, I got the flu, cough

[@1devonkomsangtong]

*Cough* Every game ever.

[@MrSalE01]

I tip my hat to everyone who bought a ps5 during a pandemic.

[@lightbeingpontifex]

Why is that,,,

[@adamo36532]

Why?

[@savagesalvage9449]

@@adamo36532 PS5s are hard to come by right now, is what I'm hearing. The pandemic is very good for many businesses, including the gaming industry.

[@pkmn1260]

Wait....why is the new EA commerical on cracked?

[@sartanko]

+William B (PKMN12) It's not even a real ad. It's just their secret team-building instructional video.

[@daniel-j-ross]

*cough* EA *cough*

[@kathleencastellanos27]

Cough Activision Cough

[@Basicc]

+Kathleen Castellanos cough every company for video games in general cough

[@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax]

Cough cough cough

[@jimmyf1312]

Cough Ubisoft cough blizzard cough valve

[@hamidious]

Cough Sony cough.

[@BrickfallOfficial]

When i grow up i want to be just like Roger.

[@alecrodeback1089]

same

[@ReziahT]

coconut7joemanji With the way the younger generations are getting screwed over we'll all be like that by 40. Heck I'm not even 30 yet and I'm getting pretty close.

[@emiliano5526]

horton's reality escaping brick is identical to the ps5 xD 2020

[@khulanisibeko]

they even made a digital edition. so now they are killing two birds for the price of 1

[@mannyokafor4609]

tbh just get PSNow and keep making free trial its basically play station games for free u dont even need a playstation all u need is a controller.

[@europaaugust9598]

It doesn't look similar at all... It works the same though.

[@astronaut-n1c]

Not really... no it doesn't

[@astronaut-n1c]

@@khulanisibeko digital edition means no cd tray for people who only buy games online, it's also cheaper. Idk what you mean tho

[@BloodWraith777]

Electric Brick is now my favorite nickname for all consoles. Especially brick shaped ones.

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

If Roger was in every commercial ever made people would skip all the shitty TV shows they were watching to get to the ads...

[@MamboSauceOfficial]

Slowly backs into a corner and starts crying

[@robertrichardson4699]

This is an advert for cyberpunk 2077

[@XthegreatwhyX]

Roger's console is a small LCD TV sitting screen down. The maguc of props lol