"If you come up behind me, you better fight me or f*** me" 【NIJISANJI EN】

[@NinaKosaka]

I GOTCHU GIRLS

[@naniwazuni]

thanks for your service mom you did a great job I hope I transcribed your message correctly 🙏

[@Sparkleaf]

thanks mom for the assist!

[@rynnzilla2852]

Thank you very much but I have another way of saying it in French . Will I get reported for saying it in the comment section? Probably Yes

[@Chopchopok]

Pomu's grandma is legendary. Elira: I'm not gonna read it *immediately reads it*

[@Gloomby1]

Oh I didn't realize that Pomu liked the image lmao

[@kevsonkeyboard]

Pomu: Unashamedly horny-on-main.

[@87axal]

"What is a coitus?" - Finana Ryugyu

[@Chopchopok]

Feesh?

[@ransan]

These specific types of moments from Finana are my favorite. She is one of the Niji members most open to sharing her sexual thoughts and experiences and yet has many moments of not getting certain jokes or words like this as well.

[@probablyfacetious2895]

Yakuza texture mod. Dramatic shirt fling, and instead of an epic dragon tattoo, it's "If you come up behind me..."

[@DrollLondon]

I’m so glad someone else had this same thought and made this same joke in the comments. Solidarity.

[@22fisken]

As a huge Yakuza fan, I busted a lung from laughing at this, I can just imagine it, it's so cursed

[@night1952]

Pomu mod, costume, hair and everything on Kiryu.

[@cleverman383]

After Pomu is done with her Metal Gear phase, we need to get her to have a Yakuza phase

[@San-nj8fj]

Yakuza 0 spoilers: Have Kiryu’s tattoo be the “Either fight me” and Nishiki’s tattoo say “or fuck me”

[@Jacksonforeversprout]

Pomu's grandma is a legend

[@ronik809]

someone comes up behind pomu unknowingly waitin in line she takes off her shirt full back tattoo yakuza music [Pomu Rainpuff monarch of the Pomu clan]

[@kokoro_gospel]

Song that plays: "Theory of Beauty" from Yakuza 6.

[@xiaogem7369]

*Sees that tattooed on Pomu's back* Me: Don't mind if I do...

[@-Raylight]

*"If you value your life, don't stand behind Elira"* Pomu's grandma is truly a legend among legends xD

[@EleosAnim]

The quote from crazy grandma is becoming so iconic that you can say it and everyone knows.. its so good too, because you can say it in collab horror games lol

[@yaelz6043]

Fun fact, if you speed up feesh's laugh it kinda sounds like a dolphin.

[@Izbiski_]

Which is actually a speed up kookaburra laugh, the "dolphin" sound you are referring to. So Finana just sounds like a kookaburra.

[@yaelz6043]

@@Izbiski_ someone's been watching their recommendations I see.

[@Dontfucklewithdashuckle]

Kookabura the bird that sounds like a guy trying way too hard to laugh at a cute girl's joke

[@AnimeSunglasses]

_X-Files theme plays_

[@blazingkite8983]

them having the tattoos and walking together: "haha funni sentence" *Pomu when alone* _alright fairy, square up._ *Finana when alone* _dont mind if I do_

[@BENergizer1]

This was an incredible sequence to watch live, but having the edits of the picture there, and of Nina getting the text message and laughing, make it that much better.

[@Sparkleaf]

I love how everyone started translating the line into their respective languages. Nijisanji transcends cultures!

[@night1952]

I imagine her taking her shirt off and as her back is being revealed it's DIO's, menacing sound effects and all.

[@nobodykid23]

The funny part is when Elira send the Spanish ver to Reimu, Reimu proceeded to get confused, and then Pomu piling in adding the confusion 🤣🤣

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

I am laughing too much at the fact that Pomu's first instinct was to have the tattoo on her chest first.

[@zzskyninjazz1821]

Love how Nina’s chat had crossed from this stream and knew exactly what that text was

[@quiggsy8571]

As always, zooming in on finana's face is the funniest thing in the universe 4:00

[@Asyraaf1003]

So, basically, if you get behind them when they got the tattoos, it's either a 3vs1 or a foursome. I know what I'll choose.

[@jackofblades3998]

Who needs drugs when you can have 3 anime girls talking and giggling

[@Korone-sama]

Feesh: What's coitus? _"Let me rephrase it to your brain capacity, it's seggs"_

[@qbertsandy1367]

“But Why?”

[@waterfall184]

Pomu of the hot springs, showing tattoo of her back slowly

[@qbertsandy1367]

The German version is this: “Wenn du hinter mich kommst, bekämpfe mich oder ficke mich”

[@Fernando-rq2mg]

Gonna be a sad day when the incredible human that is Pomu's granny passes from this world.

[@GurinObservationArchive]

The artwork be damn good tho...ww

[@ShinmenTakezo1234]

I feel like these three are so good together and should have nevet met sometimes🤣

[@blacksiopao]

Im glad Elira didnt text Millie

[@TipoIrritable]

And Enna

[@anorakflakjacket]

that's pomu's yakuza back tattoo

[@wellguesswhatIthink]

"I really liked when they talked about grandma for a looong time"

[@Chepa1]

I like "si vienes por detrás, peleamos o culeamos" better lol

[@Tauncerador]

Is a little hard to translate it in spanish because there are a lot ot terms for "fighting" and "f*ck1ng" in each spanish-speaking region. In some, people would be like "what's culear?" and specifically in Spain they will be like "why coger?" I wouldn't say is better, but a valid different approach.

[@Chepa1]

@@Tauncerador yeah, i totally agree. I was aware that "culear" is not a word used nor understood in others countries! I didn't said it was better, just that I liked it better, because is the Spanish that I know and think the words sound more similar than peleamos/cogemos haha

[@davidsantiago7808]

that artist is a mad lad

[@multicoloredwiz]

God bless u nina for the assist 🙏🏿

[@ChinchillaBONK]

I knew the fan art first before coming here to find clips of this

[@ShadowKnux372]

Blessed be this moment for the sheer fun and cuteness, and also the spiciness of that fanart.

[@CrimsonSilver4]

God I love Lazulight.

[@o0Avalon0o]

I laughed so hard at this that I turned into a Yamcha ball.

[@xelasneko]

I missed the stream, but yeah this was the kind of conversations that drew me to Lazulight in the beginning.

[@sf_remixer]

MORAL CACOËTHES, THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND~! EYO~!

[@petercooper456]

These collabs are brilliant

[@KidxBlack]

I'm just gonna go over to Twitter, show some support to the artist, and kindly save it to my phone for looking purposes.

[@n0fairzer0]

"Wow, I'm learning so much!"

[@Adrenarini]

OH SO THATS WHERE THAT FANARTS CAME FROM

[@ChinchillaBONK]

Finana : "Why?" Chat : You want us to show you why? 😏

[@hendreor.m6685]

Imagine them like yakuza character showing the tattoos lmao

[@MusicialInsomnia]

I saw the title of this clip and thought it was a classic. I didn’t realize this was a present day clip

[@mowealler7502]

"Wenn du hinter mir auftauchst, solltest du mich entweder schlagen oder vögeln" -the german version

[@user-ql3ud5gn9g]

A legendary quote from Pomu's grandma .. lol

[@Barge_Bingus]

I need fan art of the 3-person tattoo part, stat. Edit: Oh shit I shoulda kept watching

[@conkle7955]

Grandma fairy truly is *based* and *cultured*

[@Cosmicgardening]

this is the best clip

[@cristinagarrido3930]

I love that without the context reimu answered "let's fck Elira"

[@RGVS1225]

Grandma got that forbidden wisdom, i wonder from what grimoire she learned it.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

The ancient tome of 20th century smack talk. Written by herself.

[@RGVS1225]

@@DinnerForkTongue Where can i buy it ? And is a pouch of 500 platinum coins enough ?

[@danielometch.3780]

I never laughed so hard in my life watching this! Reminds me of lazulight's spicy noodle challenge

[@BknMoonStudios]

Make love, not war. 💕☮

[@chickensandwich1098]

these trio is a menace

[@supworld8963]

So if you stood behind elira you would either have to fight pomu or..... Nevermind I'm not finishing this

[@DinnerForkTongue]

2:51 Either proposition would work for me, really, I know I ain't getting out alive 🤣 In Portuguese: "Chegar por trás de mim assim, é receita pra brigar ou pra trepar."

[@jonelervorths4110]

if you hard, you hard

[@choekyiscuffedskeleton7471]

Oh of course their the ones that say it

[@DinnerForkTongue]

It's Lazulight, what did you expect?

[@PhilTruthborne]

And so a new era began

[@NachoHero]

Lazulight's localization team is getting lots of business

[@ithildiess8305]

How would you say it in french Finana : Oooohh * immediately sounds Interested * 😂 I love it

[@bug5654]

This is a twerkable saying.

[@kaerusustar]

i rmb someone saying pomu's grandma is like finana and truer words have never been said i also love how finana is the horniest lazulight member but doesn't know what coitus is

[@dakotalamb2005]

in arabic, that saying would be إذا صعدت ورائي ، فمن الأفضل أن تقاتلني أو تضاجعني

[@Biscu1ts_]

I was watching the latter part live but I didn’t have the context I was so confused

[@KiroJima11]

WTF POMU

[@Fanimati0n]

Pomu's gramma is based af

[@PrimeroJinJusuke]

Pomu told that in the Niji Wings collab too.

[@JasonDayrit]

grandma pomu be based af

[@jayson3788]

Based grandma

[@SweetGrumpyTea]

Im here after the recent chun li nsfw 😏

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

sheeeeeeesh

[@Blankasfaq]

0:50 in German: Nein nein nein nein nein

[@TOBY-jy7bz]

So she has a fight or fuck response? Interesting

[@Shadoxas]

I found the fanart on Reddit lol

[@zorblogz]

Didn't see any answer about that so here is the French version : Si tu m'approches de derrières. Soit prêt soit à me combattre, soit à me baiser

[@MoriBoita]

Yo, Brazilian localized for y'all: "Se tu vem pelas minhas costas, ou a gente cai na porrada, ou a gente cai na cama ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

[@APESTOGETTER]

Gram gram is the best

[@zynoxell]

waiting for Millie's Filipino Version of this

[@ceresbane]

google translated to. if you are coming behind me, either fight me or fuck me si tu viens derrière moi, combats-moi ou baise-moi I know baise moi because of a certain french movie. everyone knows what derriere means. and si tu is like the most basic ass french. so with my little understanding of french (latin really). I say google did a passable job.

[@Angrenost02]

Google did a fine job. The sentence sounds a bit weird in french though, it doesn't sound natural.

[@Adziel]

@@Angrenost02 That's why, even though Nina's sentence was a bit sloppy grammatically, she was better. she adapted it to keep the rhyming I would say "Si tu est derrière moi, j’espère que c'est pour me frapper ou me fourrer" (If you are behind me, i hope it's to fight me or fuck me)

[@Angrenost02]

@@Adziel I agree, though the use of "fourrer" in this connotation is typically Québécois. A french person from France wouldn't say that.

[@Adziel]

@@Angrenost02 I can confirm that it can be used by French, not used much but it does. I'm french, not Canadian

[@Angrenost02]

@@Adziel Oh really? I'm Swiss but I have met quite a few french people and I never heard anyone use this word like this.

[@scrapkingkeita3825]

I wonder if Millie could do it in Tagalog for them

[@formul8r10101]

AYOOOOOOOOoooooo

[@qupie358]

Remind that Tazumi has married

[@inihao]

I choose the latter

[@azuechan1564]

fanart? gotta check twitter

[@lordsylph414]

Imma need a link to that fanart😁

[@Angrenost02]

So Nina chose Québécois and not french.

[@Irises..]

Idk why. But my innate talent is to mimic 90% of every accent.

[@dr.shakib9961]

I'd do both... just saying.

[@givememyzaza]

lmao

[@noble_wine2051]

Lol

[@transformersrevenge9]

Wait, is that consent?

[@nyauwu7662]

does anyone happen to have the japanese version one bc i can't read kanji lol i kinda wanna make it my intro on a thing lmfao

[@naniwazuni]

後ろに立つなら、戦るかヤるときにしな

[@nyauwu7662]

@@naniwazuni thanks homie