If you had three wishes, what would you wish for? || This English Malarkey #8

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[@Explorist719]

You can wish for anything. Literally anything. Like: having the knowledge of the entire universe and how it started. Instead you pick "Vanilla ice cream". 🤣🤣

[@kingjupiter1357]

IKR? LOL

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

Ever had vanilla from England though? Haha 🤣

[@kingjupiter1357]

@@SimplyStreetEnglish But surely knowledge of the entire universe is better then one time vanilla ice cream.

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

@@kingjupiter1357 Yeah you've got a point to be fair !

[@panostsak]

Very well thought and that would be my wish as well! No need for three wishes, having absolute knowledge (a single wish) solves EVERYTHING. You get to know everything, fascinating. The secrets of the universe, if alien races exist and all the details. Money is no longer an issue, as knowledge IS money.... You can end world hunger by coming up with innovation and ways to create wealth for everyone. Wars can be stopped as you can come up with the solution to fusion and unlimited energy which will mean unlimited resources, as we can then explore the solar system and beyond. Absolute knowledge is simply the only thing you can wish for, provided you use it for good.

[@rumanaisaacs]

Spits* me I can wish for anything let’s give it a shot wish one infinity more wishes 😎

[@sebash789]

Wow these people from the UK seem very peaceful and sincere. I can tell you, most New Yorkers would have somewhat different wishes, at least younger people, I know I would.

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

What would a New Yorker wish for? Your comment is quite intriguing!

[@sebash789]

@@SimplyStreetEnglish I can’t speak for everybody and I do live in the suburbs of NYC but I definitely imagine a lot of them wanting unlimited money, a big house, health, all that. I’m quite happy with my life but even then I’d probably then still want to take full advantage of three wishes, since I’m still in high school I know I’m not the wisest, maybe a time machine or something extraordinary. Again that’s just me I don’t want to make it sound like all Americans are like that, let alone New Yorkers because it’s quite peaceful where we are. I’m sure there’s those who want this pandemic to end and solve world issues, actually I’d probably wish for that too.

[@regeracodm6011]

if I had a wish, all I would ask for was to heal all the people who were sick and infected with COVID-19, as well as the animals because I don’t want anyone to suffer because of the disease and what I always pray to god is that it will be peaceful world.

[@solidcoal8131]

if i had three wishes my first one will be a time machine, second will be able to change my age when ever i want, and my last one is to be able to go invisible

[@kingjupiter1357]

Nice.

[@zakmclaughlin8450]

What if you get shot in the back randomly on day one

[@dayzura7706]

Great video, great channel! I like British accent, for me it's a unique accent and I'm interested with it. Hopefully your channel will be bigger soon by the time. Cheers from Indonesia who's currently studying in Australia

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

Hi there! Glad you like the channel 😊 If you like the accents we have here you will enjoy the next episode very much! How are you enjoying Australia?

[@dayzura7706]

@@SimplyStreetEnglish Australia's been a good place to live in and study, no doubt that Melbourne is selected as the most liveable city in the world ^^. I also find a lot of things that comes from my country, so I don't feel any homesick. But still I do want to travel more and feel how's the atmosphere especially in UK, because the environment looks good and I love how the people talk.

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

Sounds like you're having a great time over there! Would be a place I'd love to go to. Have you been to the UK before?

[@dayzura7706]

This English Malarkey No, can’t wait to come over soon

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

@@dayzura7706 Let us know if you'd like to feature in an episode if you're here! :)

[@superplushymoosup1637]

I would wish for my cousin back , he committed suicide not long ago all I wish for is him

[@RightBoyKA-POW]

That's a very good wish

[@superplushymoosup1637]

@@RightBoyKA-POW Ty it’s been really tough for my family to get over his death 😭

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

So sorry for your loss

[@dzeba420]

1) Free bubble tea but everything is boba except the cup and straw 2) That all the boba would combine into 1 big boba 3) That I'd wake up because I know it's a dream

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

That would be a lot of bubble tea!

[@bushraparveen9461]

If I had 1 wish than I would wish for more wishes

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

Haha good shout!

[@zakmclaughlin8450]

Oldest trick in the book

[@oompa-loompadoompity-doo4683]

i wish i survived a bear attack with no major injuries i would be a fukin legend

[@kingjupiter1357]

Make that surviving with only a few minor injuries a 20,000 foot plane drop, no parachute, onto a street right as a car drives over you because they didn't see you. That would make you an even bigger legend.

[@antoniobronson695]

Dude wish to be immortal so you a heal from any and all damage completely as well as regrow body parts .

[@kokkit3388]

1) All living are immortal 2) Every moments that could wide up your smile and never faded. Lastly, i wishes... and thankfully my life was never a reason to be existed. Tq

[@gamerkiplaysss]

Life's going to be boring with immortality, we humans would have to view as our very own planet dies in front of us, we'd have a problem with overpopulation and maybe live in hunger as animals won't take damage and crops with dying out someday.

[@juniorkhanyile8275]

@@gamerkiplaysss agreed it would be so boring living forever for trillions of years and more so I think I'm happy mortal

[@kingjupiter1357]

​I agree with the above replies. I really want to die at one point in life because it'd become boring living for trillions of years. Also, someone can stab you 30 times in the heart and you'd survive. It wouldn't take away the pain though.

[@yugoslavian6641]

All I want is to have unlimited dopamine that I can control.

[@MrSargazi]

Fantastic video, I love it, well done

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

There's plenty more where that came from!

[@gavinshepherd3695]

Thought that first woman was gunna wish for a nice G&T

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

The guy in the food video definitely would've!

[@peekdeep596]

I would wish for more wish

[@zakmclaughlin8450]

1st wish: Anything that I speak that will happen becomes an instant reality 2nd wish: Invincibility or can not possibly be killed by anything even God 3rd wish: Give it away to my mom

[@aishwaryakhatri7909]

Amazing!💯💯 keep posting videos plz. I love foreigners people's talks .N its good for english listening practice🤩😍.

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

Will do! So happy to hear it's helpful to you 😀

[@leuciadelleva8710]

If I have 3 wishes I wish for good luck and I'll just save the other 2

[@18wolfspirit]

1. Wealth would be distributed with immaculate equality so as to eliminate poverty and hunger 2. Every evil and unjustified crime would be exposed while offering evildoers a chance at redemption 3. Zoolingualism

[@yournotfunni]

This English Malarkey: If you had there wishes, what would you wish for? Me: I wish I have infinity wishes.

[@jonathantyner171]

I wish to be born on June 12, 1992 to be gemini, i wish i became an american actor and singer, i wish i moved to UCLA at age 17, and have an childhood best friend

[@melmaggs749]

That’s a tough one but my 3 wishes would be...... 1: world peace 2: stop animal cruelty including fox hunting and 3: bigger house

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

Very nice Mel!

[@clintonspeaks8668]

1. family and friends have good health 2. Clean the whole planet not a single bit of rubbish or radiation 3. 5billion pounds to sort out family and friends and to help people in need.

[@monarchofego]

1. To get lots of money 2. To get rid of bts (theres this member of our family thats so addicted they end up starting fights) 3. To get reincarnated into being a french girl on my next life

[@charliechapline4935]

lol

[@gamerkiplaysss]

If I had some dude pop up, and offer me 3 wishes, I'd wish for knowledge and wisdom, knowing what I should wish for, but at the same time I'll know how to cure diseases, I know how to end war and I know how to get more likes on that one picture I uploaded. then I'd probably wish for powers, something that makes me immortal, something that allows me to manipulate reality, but also time. I'd just wish for more wishes, if that isn't an option I'd simply wish to have the ability to have a normal clone, that I can switch with, and forget everything so I not only live a normal life but also wouldn't know anything about the other. And since my "god" body still is me, and would do what I'd do, he'd probably stand in the background, viewing as humans evolve.

[@onionseed8884]

My three wishes would be 1:Be someone that I envy, like look like them talk like them. 2:be a billionaire, to start things to help people and spend it on helping the earth, but my money, idk how I would keep it safe from hackers or people who would try to rob me. 3:let Bernie become president

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

1. But you're you, you're unique. Not one is like you. 2.i like that! 3. Politics eh? Heheh

[@Audiomaker49]

1. I wish I was good at cooking 2.I wish I was good at badminton 3. I wish I was 6ft

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

1 & 2 you can work on. Number 3 you're already brilliant the way you are

[@RightBoyKA-POW]

If I had three wishes, my first wish be to be able to fly (but like being able to fly by moving myself with my mind), my second wish would be to have unlimited knowledge of incredible fighting techniques, and my third wish would be to be able to magically convince people to watch my entire videos so that the KZbin Algorithm recommends my videos to more people

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

You could make great videos of you flying about fighting bad geezers. I'd watch that you know

[@silvitaortiz5881]

Hi ..l like you vídeo

[@thisisfine669]

i would Wish that i will Restore my Childhood and that Childhood gamers are "Popularmos,GamingWithJen and Stampy" To be Back i dont need money i want to see them again

[@dallyuk]

Wow that woman wishes to stop all weapons and war…. Errr Star Wars…. Storage wars…. Gaunrteed ironic consequences

[@dallyuk]

And then she wishes for socialism fml

[@dallyuk]

No pricing guns

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

Gotta be careful what you wish for

[@maritzaaviles6264]

Hmm... If I had three wishes I would: 1) Cure Cancer 2) End Racism 3) Peace

[@yugoslavian6641]

Hmm why do I call bullshit?

[@Dr.Glitch]

Eeeeeee

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

:')

[@Dr.Glitch]

@@SimplyStreetEnglish hello how are you

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

I'm doing alright thanks, you?

[@Dr.Glitch]

@@SimplyStreetEnglish I’m doing fine just broke my hand recently

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

@@Dr.Glitch Hope you get better soon!

[@touxiong519]

I would wish for the strength to leave..

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

Everything ok with you?

[@raggestezabrowne865]

Anything wrong with you ✊✊✊

[@touxiong519]

Now I would wish for cosmic powers, I'll make myself immortal and fly into the heavens and go to sleep.

[@billycross1798]

1. A longer penis 2. Not have any pain in my body 3. Not to suffer when it my time to die

[@NelsoNee]

Genie: you have 3 wishes,what do you want? Me: I want 4 wishes Genie: Granted,you have 3 wishes remaining. *OutStanding Move*

[@SizenBMW]

If u know Amaze a Roblox London KZbinr u sound like him

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

I had a little listen, it is quite similar!

[@blueberryroyalbellferrari5563]

I would wish for the power of absolute wish

[@SimplyStreetEnglish]

You already have that included in the three wishes! 2 more wishes to go!

[@JesusBride35]

1 to be 100 pounds forever 2 to be megan goods twin sister 3 for all anime and cartoons to have 100 episodes and be a hour long