If You Laugh, You're Conservative PT.2 "Offensive" Comedy & Memes For Patriots

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Today we're reacting to hilarious anti-woke videos and memes that will make you laugh. In 2025 this is what people consider offensive... so sad. Comment which video made you laugh the most and consider subscribing to stay posted when I release new videos!
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[@bethterry4943]

Navy vet. Dark humor relieves stress. That guy's funny af.

[@samuelschick8813]

If you are not a shell back I will deny ever talking to you. LOL Still have my dark humor and use it a lot. The stares you get from those who never served is priceless. GMG2

[@BOT_Maximus]

As a side note, it also allows you to laugh at more things in life instead of just specific things. You get more funny things, more laughing, more of feeling great, and yeah, also lowering stress

[@BBB-rd2qi]

Thank you for your service! I’ve not been in the military but was EMS. The darkest humor relieved stress.

[@floatthecreek]

Navy Vet here. '74 through '80. Cum Grano Salas.

[@NVArt001]

Yes.

[@cindytriffon4942]

I'm a veterans wife of 32 years... this guy is hilarious... and my husband would of cracked up... ❤

[@ReynaLikk-yj4xw]

I'd call you a terrorist but women can't even be ''soldiers''

[@AJLaRocque54]

I’m an army veteran and I think this guy is hilarious. What a great comedian I hope I can see more of his act sometime.

[@elsenoresmipastor4274]

Humor what a wonderful thing for all

[@themuteguerilla542]

I broke my comment. I was 11b, give me 15 seconds and I’ll break it.

[@stephenthomas1492]

Thank you for your service! I love that humor, myself. HATE them in western civilization though. No point in bringing them here when it's clear they're incompatible.

[@Molon_Labe1776]

I thought he was going to test their ptsd by yelling, "allahu akbar!"

[@AJLaRocque54]

@@Molon_Labe1776 LOL

[@croe374]

As a veteran with PTSD this guy has put the biggest smile on my face

[@clippzone1445]

Had me at "we got no ptsd kuz we don't come back from war" 😂😂

[@croe374]

@ that was the funniest part !!

[@islamisthetruewaytogod6812]

Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way) don't help either. Thank you very much for your time. First of all, if you have any questions regarding Islam and yourself, just open the Quran randomly, and you will find the answer in front of you, like a miracle and a sign from God. Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them). Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI). Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy. Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful. Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI). Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad). Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning! Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures. Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement. It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them. (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).. God said : Say, “We believe in Allah, and in what was revealed to us, and in what was revealed to Abraham, and Ishmael, and Isaac, and Jacob, and the Patriarchs, and in what was given to Moses and Jesus, and in what was given to the prophets from their Lord. We do not differentiate between any of them. And to Him, we surrender.” (2:136 / Translated by Community) Salam (Peace) --

[@LarryGreen]

Thank you for your service

[@petrus3630]

Same for me. Greetings from Germany 😂

[@onebridge7231]

As a veteran the guy nailed military humor! Fit right in.

[@markperry2372]

Dude yeah he had me rolling !🤣 😂

[@heavyhebrew]

@@markperry2372 "Our guys went off to war, they never returned. No PTSD!" I died

[@SilentHotdog28]

When he said Veterinarians I cracked up laughing, what made it better was he tried to play it off like it was an accident, he full well did that intentionally.

[@Kokolamar]

@@heavyhebrewso did they apparently

[@islamisthetruewaytogod6812]

Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way) don't help either. Thank you very much for your time. First of all, if you have any questions regarding Islam and yourself, just open the Quran randomly, and you will find the answer in front of you, like a miracle and a sign from God. Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them). Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI). Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy. Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful. Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI). Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad). Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning! Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures. Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement. It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them. (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).. God said : Say, “We believe in Allah, and in what was revealed to us, and in what was revealed to Abraham, and Ishmael, and Isaac, and Jacob, and the Patriarchs, and in what was given to Moses and Jesus, and in what was given to the prophets from their Lord. We do not differentiate between any of them. And to Him, we surrender.” (2:136 / Translated by Community) Salam (Peace) --

[@Smitty617]

I'm a Marine vet and I would love to see this guy live.

[@TurtleShroom3]

Thank you for your service.

[@papawoffour2562]

I did twenty years protecting the rights of these assholes, today they still keep me entertained. How many American men can she beat off?

[@AlanWake379]

Why are people commenting if they are vets? Lol. Seems like bots

[@papawoffour2562]

@@AlanWake379 'cause it's fun, and we f'ing can (old dudes that can type, who knew?)

[@AlanWake379]

@@papawoffour2562 ok. Im just wondering because the video has nothing to do with military

[@rpetersen2]

8yr combat Marine vet here, and this was hilarious!!!

[@bretc970]

Thank you for your service brother!!

[@PrayAndPutt]

Thank you for your service!

[@SeanWinters]

Never realized 8 year olds could serve!

[@Diddy-u4e]

I’m thinking about joining the Marines when I’m older should I join?

[@ReynaLikk-yj4xw]

Diddy-u4e no don't join, the US murders innocent people

[@kimdavid4406]

Dying!! "I grabbed my purse even though logically I know he's not for sale. ". 😂😂😂

[@Jay-bq1dq]

As a russian I gotta say... America is quite a special place xD

[@wonderfalg]

​@@Jay-bq1dqthe more weird society the better the jokes, US are funny as hell

[@jmatt4life]

My slight interest in WNBA died once Caitlin Clark apologized for being white.

[@tangomantactical]

Unfortunately I got on the CC hype train. She was unbelievable to watch. She pushed through the entire season unapologetically...then immediately lost me as a fan for apologizing for being white. Went the entire year as a stand up pro then folded like a K-Mart lawn chair. One of the most disgusting moments in the sports arena, and I've seen a ton. I wonder how all her straight white quasi-conservative (not saying she was a conservative) fans and ticket holders feel in reality. Ive been waiting to reply to someone in disgust as I was when she said it. Thankfully liberals for coining the "White Privilege" phrase and conservatives who bent a knee to it. Truly sad. I won't watch her ever again.

[@kaiserchaoui6143]

​@@tangomantactical СС for the 33, that's a white djew dude playing the girl game as usual 😂

[@marlenefrazier1815]

Same

[@mezanoken1492]

After Pat summitt passed away, I lost all intrest.

[@TurtleShroom3]

Caitlin Clark stood up against men in women's sports, though, so I guess she had to say something to avoid losing her job.

[@ictpilot]

21 year veteran. Hell yes that first comedian was a riot!! Great videos! You can't hate the media enough. Truer words were never spoken!!

[@TurtleShroom3]

Thank you for your service.

[@ictpilot]

@TurtleShroom3 It was a privilege to protect my country.

[@michaeldomina9700]

Army veteran here! This guy is definitely funny!! 11B approved

[@libslieconstantly]

And 12B! Yes, I’m old and retired!

[@wysestone]

I second this

[@REXDABI]

11C approved! kinda young, but I'm with it!

[@tb7771]

14-year 31B approved.

[@samuelschick8813]

GMG2 NEC 9545 approved.

[@darren6951]

I met Chris Pratt at a range day in Texas. He is a hugh gun owner and 2A advocate and Christian Conservative.

[@chavitacanta008]

That was hilarious ! 😂😂😂

[@samuelschick8813]

Best thing I ever did was leave Christianity/religion.

[@christinecupic6871]

And the Kennedy’s haven’t cancelled him yet? 😂

[@ThePortalTheory]

"A lizard" 😂 cant breathe

[@sashasingh4161]

🤣🤣🤣 me too!!

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

I'm a vet, and I find him funny. You laugh or you cry, man.

[@teerat8451]

Roseanne as a #1 Billboard charting rapper killed me😂😂

[@kiyafelton321]

“They never come back from war” 😂 hilarious

[@RockMonger]

Chris Pratt is 100% conservative Christian. He is an amazing dude.

[@necromancer6405]

Nah, he's not a good dude.

[@RockMonger]

@necromancer6405 how so?

[@necromancer6405]

@ He enjoys pranks. And flashing people.

[@sebastiansutton6375]

Yes, as a vet that dude is hilarious!

[@NinjaKittyBonks]

Actual comedy is never politically correct. Keep it up, CV's ❤

[@rosumparat]

33:56 the "reparations" were paid in full by British Empire that ended the trans-Atlantic slave trade AND by the over 600K lives that fought and sacrificed themselves to end slavery in the American Civil War.

[@cliffhooper3558]

"White" ppl ended a practice older than written history. Shame

[@deerlord2363]

Weren't they also given an entire freaking country in Africa where they could go back if they wanted?? 🤔

[@terregordon9108]

Making fun of serious things is what gets you through it!! Laughter...best medicine 😂

[@JustJenRx]

I laughed so hard my liberal neighbors cried 😂😂😂

[@Random_GuyEditz_2.0]

As a Indian, i can confirm that he is the best Indian we've seen on this channel💀

[@entertainmentuniverse4]

Broke my damn chair laughing so hard. I’m surprised I didn’t throw my back out. 🎉 Thank you! Much needed.

[@mikegay8612]

This is gold. It’s 3:00 a.m. (just got home from a shift I started at 4:00 am yesterday). I’m laughing so hard in the shower that I’m positive my neighbors are pissed. They are just far too pleasant to say anything

[@DukeCannon]

Im a Veteran, I laughed. Military changes you. Especially your sense of humor. We find the absurd, the tragic, funny; How you deal with it.

[@BoldlyBased14]

“What’s my safe word” had me in tears laughing!🤣

[@sonnyd1527]

Making my day. Every day! Right on with the Kimmel comment, you said it as I was thinking it.

[@JapaneseWeeb]

The tortilla one was so sad because of that girl crying. Like it’s a tortilla 😂😂😂

[@lisag-mh5rc]

The entire point of the game was to hit each other in the face with a tortilla! What a crybaby. As a child, my brother & I played a similar game without the tortilla. 😂

[@JapaneseWeeb]

@ fun! I just can’t believe that girl cried like so soft 😂

[@spacehead74]

​@@lisag-mh5rcaren't you supposed to hold a swing of vinegar as well?

[@datscrazy-65]

I've done that, those tortillas can hurt

[@JapaneseWeeb]

@@datscrazy-65 maybe but she wanted to do the game and cried… I’ve done those tortilla slaps and yea they hurt but not enough to cry

[@veteranfoodlover2515]

As a vet I approve of the comedian 😂. As someone who is getting older I agree with grandma… I hit a hundred I’m hoping I joining granny the spirit, in the sky lol. I survived corded phones/ pay phones, drinking from a hose, bird flu, swine flu, bat flu…, Shia LaBeouf becoming the new Indiana Jones, Obama mic drop, and the rise and fall of TikTok. I’ve seen enough believe me I’m good. 😂💀

[@pcdoctor48]

"No, That's her nasty ass. " I lost it 😂😂😂😂

[@karlsangree]

I'm glad my kids went to college when they did. My daughter got her MBA, and my son's major was electrical engineering with a minor in nuclear engineering.

[@jandl2394]

That poor Dad he is so screwed.

[@heisenberg11111]

Dad is so proud 😂, bless him 🙃

[@hamzahdomeih7750]

He's d*ing inside

[@balitangkamatis]

the face of every life decision regret, that begins with having a family.

[@GhristyMills]

Appears to be a sweet kind guy, just goes to show that even being supportive can be defective. He is the definition of "big for nothing"

[@technocoh]

He let it happen

[@treeman3213]

Hi my name is tree. I studied heavy equipment, truck and transport, and bus mechanics(310T). Went back to get hydraulic engineering minor and metallurgy welding and fabrication. I’m now a mechanic with my own shop and after taxes make 117,000 a year. Not millions but I’m very happy and no one barks down my back.

[@vulcancannon281]

Outstanding !!!

[@Kokolamar]

Tree…you fit in with them tho 😂

[@ElectroAtletico]

Man, bring that guy over to our VFW meeting!!! BWAAAAHAAAHAAA!!!

[@wysestone]

“We never come back from war, so no PTSD” 😂

[@ItsTJB1]

Conservative Vibes you are the best

[@felixbiggs1349]

Dude, give those ASL interpreters a raise and an interview segment. That was so priceless. She owned half of that joke at least. The enthusiasm was so clutch!!

[@anzo0311]

Hell yeah, I'm an Afghanistan vet and that was funny.

[@SamanthaExplainsitALL]

Thank You for your service and sense of humor 🙏🏽🇺🇸

[@JapaneseWeeb]

My dad served in afghan and Iraq, so sincerely thank you for your service sir

[@anzo0311]

Best job I ever had. Thanks for paying your taxes so I could get paid to have the best job

[@JapaneseWeeb]

@@anzo0311 respect to you. Thank you for keeping our country safe 🫡

[@TurtleShroom3]

Thank you for your service.

[@noteworthyinsignificance]

My grandma is 90 and tells me every time i talk to her she hopes it's the last time. 😂

[@sunsplash919]

I was coming here to say that…it’s like the age-equivalent of “get this baby out of me” at that 40 week mark 🫠

[@cartooncritique6625]

That's dark, but also hilarious.

[@noteworthyinsignificance]

@@cartooncritique6625 She's a hilarious woman. I always played pranks on her and she would laugh every time. I don't do that any more because I don't want her to think her mind is going more than it is!

[@M4rshmllow_cl0udz]

The first one is comedy gold, not offensive in a rude way, but simply in a way to lighten up the mood.

[@realcanadiangirl64]

As a Canadian I was so thrilled Trump won the election, but I thought the thrill would eventually wear off like other exciting events. Nope! It's still exciting every single day watching him turning things around!

[@samuelschick8813]

I'm over in the Philippines and have not met a single Filipino that is mad that Trump won.

[@candycne11]

RoseAnn Barr rocks she's a real Patriot👍❤🙏🇺🇸

[@Edward_USMC13]

I'm a former Marine Corps Grunt who served in ramadi and my dude is funny as hell😂. Quite literally every single one of my boys and myself PTSD through the VA and we all know it's not a laughing matter, I've lost Three Brothers in the last 15 years from suicide. But comedy is meant to be comedy that's why all those combat veterans were laughing because it's good for the soul

[@FullMetalNobody]

That first dude was epic. My PTSD could have used that 30 years ago for sure. 😆

[@gothcookie13]

As a veteran the comedian was amazingly hilarious 😂

[@FarkinEjiit]

Some chick: ‘Height matters.. I stand on it’… you stand on your 4” heels

[@Nylon_riot]

American men are already some of the tallest on the planet. So these girls are basically saying they only want to date the tallest men on the planet. They might as well say they only want to date the richest.

[@stpbasss3773]

​@@Nylon_riotThey do say that where have you been 😂? They are always talking about a man over 6ft that makes at least a million a year, that's like 0.01 percent of men 😂.

[@ShantiVitaminC]

Oh my good the old ladyyy!! "I hope so!" I.... have no words xD

[@andrewmiller4573]

"HI, MY NAME IS JODI, AND MY CONSENTRATION IS, WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?!

[@historyhamm]

People need to laugh. You can find humor everywhere. I laugh at myself when I have not so smart moments. Trump says some wild stuff and I laugh but I feel like he’s just saying what we’re really thinking 😂 These videos are hilarious 😆 I have a shirt that says “I’m offended that you’re offended” I wore it often over the past 5 years

[@shaunmartinell5825]

15:50 “Gual-Mart” had me laughing hard. Give that guy a stage.

[@Burning_Powder_Kicking_Brass]

😂😂😂

[@rhonda8231]

I told my family the black computer joke. I was laughing so hard.... So now I will not be allowed to leave my house for a couple of weeks! LOL

[@goattygoat9489]

The KFC and Popeyes joke got you a new sub 😂😂😂

[@TraciDoering-hw8hu]

GREAT humor and commentary. He also knows how to collect Great clips.

[@Piper7cub]

I thought the Big Mac Small Milkshake joke was hilarious! The things that people come up with!

[@sionKatana]

Chris Pratt delivering that line and Aubrey Plaza smacking him 😂

[@timschmidt1928]

I have degree in BS and get a full scholarship at the taxpayers expense known as tuition forgiveness

[@Nylon_riot]

I am an environmental scientist as in actual STEM scientist and thanks to these grifters, I now have to lie about it. I have actually had guys ghost me just mentioning it before I even get a chance to clarify it's the non-activist version. And yes, these degrees don't cost a lot to produce, that is why these colleges like them.

[@TurtleShroom3]

What do environmental scientists, as in actual ones, do?

[@sorcerersupreme1327]

Black and I grew up on Cracker Barrel, and I'm 35. My family and I cracked up laughing when they put that diversity sign up in the first doorway like 10 yrs ago. Always great food and service. Momma's Pancake Breakfast ftw

[@HubertofLiege]

The race that I hate, the same race that my daddy hates, and the same race that my granpappy hated before him….. Is the 2001 running of the Daytona 500 Raise hell praise Dale

[@marionjames4986]

When I was younger I wanted to grow up awake and think God I did!😂😂. These are hilarious thank you❤️

[@mastercam6002]

25:44 "Hi my name is Cody and my concentration is The Study of Useless degrees and Population percentages of low income households with degrees"

[@Sarcastrophus]

I'm a veteran and i laughed really hard. We love self depricating humor

[@kenrdavis2266]

Forget it was wasted money, it was wasted time. Money can be replaced but time can not!

[@tapodyutisarkar5806]

1:40 😂😂😂😂A nice KFC popcorn chicken bucket.

[@VictoriaMarch13]

The lizard bit 🤣😂

[@jasonwilliams5129]

Freaking hilarious! Greatness my brother..... God Bless from Florida 🌞🇺🇸✝️💪♾️

[@helpyourneihgbor]

Great collection, This was hilarious thank you.

[@dougecker3762]

Army Veteran & this dude is freaking hilarious!!!!

[@ThongorrtheBarbarian]

Ha! Kamala thought Obama was talking to her. Nope.

[@QuietDriver97]

I watched 5 minutes of a WNBA game on ESPN in 2012. I never witnessed 5 minutes of a basketball game where neither team scored or drew a foul. I haven't watched it since. It was bad enough to leave an impression that's lasted 13 years.

[@fighterpilot5105]

I'm going to Hell for laughing this hard...

[@PrettyBug]

"Your chest looks like the writing on a bathroom wall." 😆😂🤣🤣💀🥀 It's funny because it's true!

[@damedan9389]

The sign language clip is PEEK legendary.😅😅😅

[@SustenanceNCovering]

I am a veteran with PTSD, and I laughed my ass off.

[@TurtleShroom3]

Thank you for your service.

[@BradSnyder493]

We are so fucked. This election should fix a lot of the ridiculous expansion of government. But we are still so fucked.

[@mhm92267]

These were funny enough that I decided to subscribe!!! 👍

[@EricHughes-z4y]

I love.the laptop joke

[@mrbleak9873]

Soldiers know how to enjoy a good laugh. Love that dude. HOOAH!

[@longwildernesswalks]

I just about spit out my coffee with the 'they never come back from war'! LMFAO!

[@DrClaw-y2l]

4:16 awesome! So we’re all in agreement! We would rather they go to jail then become conservative.

[@thetexan8365]

This compilation and a fellow Sundevil are the two reasons I am now a subscriber.

[@idesofmarchUNIAEA]

27:00 And they held Donald Trump up to account for his course?😂 His graduates were employable, and had skills that civilize society requires

[@dallasdog3786]

I was not ready for that sign language interpreter that killed me 😂😂

[@tcortez]

26:00 How can these people be proud of those majors or concentrations? I thought indicating that my major was nuclear engineering with a minor in physics was "wordy", Sociology of Environmental Communication shouldn't be a chapter in one textbook, let alone a degree.

[@byronrhodes1659]

Thank you for tanking us on this tour, it was fun!

[@ScottMayo420]

Im a peacetime Marine Corps veteran and I think he is funny.

[@TurtleShroom3]

Thank you for your service.

[@1001Hobbies]

The black and white friends were freaking awesome. I didn't know people of that age could joke with each other that way. That's how my grandfather used to joke with his friends back in the 70's, like Walt in Grand Torino did.

[@MetalHeadWorshipLeader]

I did 15 years in the US Army Infantry, and served 2 trips to Iraq and 1 in Afghanistan. The darker the humor the better!

[@MidnightRosE09]

22:56 I need my inhaler 😂🤣💀💨

[@Ryloc11]

This was my first of your videos. I gotta say I almost didn't make it after the ptsd skit. But I made it to the end and I am glad I did. Thanks for the effort you put in this to brighten our day just a bit.

[@dripskee6443]

15:32 the interpret is a real one for that lol

[@AvalonDreamz]

Grandma that kept it real with the little one is based. I love that. She didn't lie to him or tell him some fairytale. Just said "hope so". 🤣

[@GJS2183]

22:07 The worst "musical" of all times! Probably gonna win best picture though! 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Libby_Hannah]

My fiance is a vet so I'm totally gonna share this joke about the 0% PTSD😂😂😂😂😂 Best joke ever 😂

[@joshuataylor5080]

The blondes who didn't get the blonde joke had me in stitches 🤣

[@FictionCautious]

Very serious, educational show. Congratulations sir, you are a man of culture. Jesse Lee Peterson is a man of culture too. He has a nice show.

[@kenbrown5449]

This was one heck of a BANGER video!!! Thank You for all the laughs!

[@davidkledzik2724]

That dude and his PTSD joke was funny as Fu**!!!😂

[@dannybr30]

This was a great show!!! The WNBA facts and Caroline Levitt is priceless!🎉

[@michaelcarney6280]

The he's not for sale joke was fire 😂😂😂