If you think about it, Santa Claus is kind of a creep... - Cards Against Humanity

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[@toastytoast5768]

1:45 Jiggly: wanna know know what else Hitler stole? The lives of 11 mil- Kryoz: my heart

[@butterbun7033]

0:35 absolutely losing my shit over how Minilad basically bet like. 17 cents.

[@OneMossyCrow]

Honey Senpai same dude

[@fatgumthegoat]

Literally 15 cents. And they all went 'oh shit he raised' 😂😂

[@KangarooFreak003]

Calling Boku no Pico a "Gay anime" is a understatement.

[@therealremdog1407]

That drawing of Smii7y in the thumbnail is actually really cute 💙

[@bellm7161]

Facts 😄

[@jackiemooner]

No cap

[@ButlerSamual]

It so is- it makes me happy.

[@merclolz]

Thanks for editing in the chat, Kryoz. Appreciate it, man. (Your editing lately has really stepped up, borther.)

[@stephennelson4954]

Mercedes Loves Pie Hey real quack you misspelled Borther. Gotchu fam.

[@merclolz]

Stephen Nelson Aw, fuck. Thanks for the correction borther.

[@readthecomment7267]

Mercedes Loves Pie I agree. For da better

[@Kiwi_taken]

Mercedes Loves Pie .Eli-E

[@nokieie]

I love how is a perfect sentence.

[@omg_cosmic]

Man i sure do love *_KRATOSGAMING_*

[@CuriousGeorgeFan]

Kwylosgayman*

[@ollie_ackbar]

TheCosmicLad God of War theme intensifies

[@miniameee]

*krybowrainman

[@ashmurdan7499]

BOY

[@plumpykneecaps9104]

KryboyGayman

[@anxietygirl7204]

I hope that they didn't look up Boku no pico 😅

[@sidrodriguez9776]

Otaku girl I they do then all of them will be scared and they would also be questioning them selves why did we look it up

[@Snandra66]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@potatoluna3389]

Otaku girl I hope they did.

[@Midnight-Starfish]

I hope they did. Biggest nut I ever had.

[@tytheweeb953]

O.O

[@AidenBrimmer]

6:30 "he know if you are sleeping, he know if your awake, he know if you been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake." Take on a hole new meaning.

[@zeebobbanana4703]

Ahhhhhh Smii7y face reveal in the thumbnail. I see you.

[@myrj567]

Smii7y has an instagram where he posts his face all the time

[@johngolder2216]

Bit Ironic since the real creepy Santa is in the video

[@sadcat747]

"Much like how whenever we found america, we were cool for a bit then we kill them all" damn, John out here spittin fire

[@totalflxr]

_they're dollars not pesos_ *DOLLORES*

[@jaunks]

$? £? ¥? 🤠?

[@nikki8237]

Yes John boku no pico is a gay anime *(insert cringey emoji)*

[@jaunks]

Cringey emoji 😖

[@christianfulmer5165]

はるかアロー it’s more than that. It’s an art

[@GIRTHYANDITCURVES]

UwU

[@catskeleton2110]

Cringey emote?...lemme try...😌 🍑🍆🍒

[@Snandra66]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@_TheRockyGamer_]

I was about to watch another one of your Cards videos, but this popped up!

[@ARMYPOLICE88]

Rachelle Villarreal same here

[@lazysquid3117]

All of these pedo jokes in relation to mini have aged nicely lmao

[@otamanvasyl9949]

May the Lord forgive you.

[@RepyTheLoser]

So the other guys are allowed to make a pedo joke? But when someone else made a joke years before he made a mistake makes him the enemy?

[@raidenflare2486]

*hears someone talk about boku no pico* *bad memories start to appear* AHHHHHHH!!!!!

[@ghostadrift]

3:10 is the chat part lol

[@DeezMiZzY]

Just the word "Santa" is weird in general...

[@randomfoxtail9046]

Ikr!

[@legoshi8312]

Sata-nic

[@Kiwi_taken]

DeezMiZzY sees you when your sleeping;)

[@stephennelson4954]

M O I S T would like a word with you.

[@it_Nexus562]

Santa Ana.

[@thatoneguy9582]

6:55 is it just me or does this sound like Marcel

[@jakrizmo4483]

7:53 "That's an effect, not a cause" I'm actually crying bro 😂😂😂

[@MarchanteHH]

Yeeted or Yote... The legendary question...

[@ahddvb]

SalvadorLM def yeeted

[@FireballFlareblitz734]

SalvadorLM it’s yote, 100%

[@YeetMaster-cc8ct]

Yoted

[@sandradiogo_]

yaat

[@sherlynloachamin7389]

The fact that you had two Santa cards made me laugh even harder, I don't think I want to hear about Santa for a while!...

[@sectoidsupreme3341]

6:11 *ZA WARUDO*

[@Alexmatt5830]

3:09 I could not stop laughing omg XD

[@haydenfrank2148]

3:24 to 3:30 is the line i keep trying to find in all his videos, i thought it was in a csgo video

[@bradenburlew1967]

Oh god that thumbnail this video is getting demonetized

[@sportacus4207]

So when Hitler kills 11 millions people everyone hates him. But when thanos kills half of the univeres he gets a movie? That's not fair

[@beanie5071]

Holy shit, Smii7y looks amazing in the thumbnail! Whoever made it good job!

[@shanerobinson9892]

I love the style of the editing and video titles. Thanks Kryoz.

[@micadragonheart6222]

1:44 "All the good things Hitler did?" he killed Hitler and ended the part of WWII that was in Europe

[@dariangilman7835]

Anyone else realize how mini didn’t laugh at 6:44 😳

[@Cosmos6745]

Foreshadowing.

[@audr1enlive]

going from 10 dollars to 15 yen (10 cents) is a major downgrade but a respectable one if everybody has no idea about the value of yen.

[@lexrae4255]

Before this video even starts, I just need to say: Smii7y in the thumbnail is just too cute! I'm dying

[@tabbiethecat]

Loved the video!! btw the "bees? BEES!" card made me laugh so hard i gave myself a headache. hopefully yt ads are treatin ya better

[@BeefyTheBeard]

sup smii7y. nice to see ya posting something other than fortnite. and thanks for code s7

[@alythelion7490]

this is my favorite

[@cupowhiskers]

I love it when you laugh

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

First using the opposite of fitz's title, now using Smii7y format is Cards against humanity. Continue doing that

[@7037Jess]

"You know what else Hitler stole?" "My heart" DEAD

[@toileteater3475]

Yeet O wait this isn't swagger his channel

[@jaunks]

f u c k

[@toileteater3475]

y o u

[@YeetMaster-cc8ct]

@@jaunks YEET

[@malaynaloadholtz5935]

We just need a moment of silence for that first card. Be respectful and let him finish reading.

[@jae5493]

SMii7y in the thumbmail THO

[@tristanlanhart1284]

I never say anything personal on m comments but I appreciate you making me laugh during this hard time im going through my Grandpa is in the hospital right now and tomorrow we have to let him go because he has no brain activity. You and you guys are the best thing right now and i just want to thank you for making me forget about whats going on right now.

[@tajicbladeofthelegion5474]

15 Yen=14 cents USD, in case anyone's curious

[@windsock9869]

These thumbnails are fantastic!! (As well as the videos!!) kudos to you man

[@ShadonicX7543]

bro the fact that u upload daily is legit af man much love fr

[@stfu7472]

When he giggles at 1:17 😍

[@Sillllyyy]

By the sound of your laugh you seem like you’re actually really happy.

[@guerrero4348]

I never thought about that.. Thanks John! Really cool.

[@vikingking008]

Why is Santa Claus so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live

[@kroger1539]

Yeet or not to yeet that is the question

[@NibNa5ty]

Just a guy the real question is. If you get yeeted on, is it gay? If you yeet on someone, is it gay??

[@jaunks]

Nib-Na5ty well, it's gay to get yeeted on, but not to yeet on someone else. This means you must yeet them before they can yeet you. It's a yeet or be yeeten world out there.

[@NibNa5ty]

Damb

[@kathleenkathleen3997]

I can't hear the word Santa anymore after this video. I love it

[@spradwatcher7796]

Kryoz, BigJig, Mini, Smit, and Eli really running away with the comedy this video. Couldn’t stop laughing!

[@dominicbermudez597]

Love the new outro!!! Santa busted down my chimney once...

[@demonictelevision9427]

Love you Kryoz ❤️

[@horizon5670]

Played 'em like a damn fiddle!

[@ahddvb]

I've been watching you bro you're becoming my favorite KZbinr keep up the good work homie much love Edit: sorry for being late on this video sir Kryoz

[@bluj236]

I always thought Santa was weird stalking children and breaking to their homes 😂

[@basedjudge]

you need more subs, yall are hilarious on the daily

[@cywill6830]

4:00 i've replayed this moment like 10 times holy shit

[@chipkifer9889]

I just realized that you're at over 700K Subs holy shit, I keep remembering back to when you only had like 10k subs and here we are

[@haydenfrank2148]

oh my fuck, finally i found it. i keep trying to find the "catch the rifle" shit

[@galaticcat7991]

Been loving the content, keep it up dude

[@MrEmalcom]

MORE OF THESE PLEASE LMAO

[@applez469]

Russian Santa Claus will kill man who wrote title...

[@cristobalcortes4486]

Russian santa ride no sledge.... russian santa ride tank pulled by polar bear FOR THE MOTHERLAND

[@applez469]

Remember to leave out vodka and ice!

[@nathanashton9146]

When the one time you decide to watch Mini is the video that you upload the day after

[@areeyin]

Cry-Sauce Vlogging, your editing is getting amazing.

[@jeffrygirard6992]

If anyone was curious 1688 yen is $15

[@chaoscreator4188]

Dolphins are one of the only other mammals that mate for pleasure

[@dynamitedingo8183]

6:39 there is a song by an Australian Comedy singer by the name of Kevin Bloody Wilson about that

[@mhainsworth195]

dude really gained 1k subs in the hour since i watched his last video wow. i love it

[@eighthpage]

eli is so *clenches fist* adorable

[@Syl518]

"An overrated fox" My life...

[@albebo132]

I can't believe I just watched this video while visiting my Christian grandfather. Then again, what better time would there be

[@wizzaman2675]

So that’s what smitty looks like!

[@lildiskgamin436]

Great double upload, dry beamer man!

[@alululululu]

Atleast santa gets help from the parents.

[@bmsvg7356]

Every time I try to type Kryoz it Austin corrects to Krypton which is appropriate because you channel is indistructible

[@deimantaslapiniauskas7388]

Yeah, screw Austin correct

[@bmsvg7356]

Deimantas Lapiniauskas yeah Austin is a piece of shit

[@bmsvg7356]

Deimantas Lapiniauskas btw I genuinely didn’t mean to type Austin in my comment

[@saltii2]

“....you’ll catch the rifle” 😂😂😂😂

[@jan_Travis]

The new lego movie does have dolphins in it.

[@Dewobb]

Seriously that end video music got me fucking bumping brother

[@jackofallcosplayjack6473]

Me: *sees the Boku No Pico card* Also me: * T R I G G E R E D *

[@gucci_glasses23]

Controlled the population... lol 😂

[@lambodriver217]

Song at the end goes hard and great video always borther yee yee

[@itsjustkeegie6727]

15 yen is 1 U.S cent. And 10 pesos is 5 U.S cents. So it was not raised.

[@chefbeter_]

At 6:05 I made the mistake of eating while watching this

[@GamingEliminator]

Daddy out here creating the best content I've seent

[@Lishadra]

Yo that thumbnail is rad, I love it

[@andreapadilla4859]

Holy crap! SMII7y is human in the thumbnail!!

[@Cyifu]

Wait Smii7y isnt a milk bottle in the thumbnail!? Nani?! Explain John

[@YeetMaster-cc8ct]

He has a human form, too

[@Iloverimjobs]

He sees ya when you're sleeping

[@nodmann4996]

Love the vids. Absolutely amazing.

[@RashtaEinthisB]

3:25 omfg HAHA 8:35

[@infinitiv525]

"Umpqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Absolutely cracked me

[@namelesslumberjack3221]

Why does Kryoz in the thumbnail look like the dude who cut down all the trees in the Lorax

[@strollinthemud8008]

100000 IQ at the end

[@0neChanceShot]

SMii7Y face reveal in the thumbnail??

[@DRONED5]

Why doesn't he link ELI

[@RainatlaAJ]

Does he even have a channel?

[@cobyparty]

Rainatla nope he doesn’t lol he only has a Twitter

[@ozalavezos475]

@@RainatlaAJ he does but it hasnt had anything in a while

[@sabblewabble]

one of the cards was the umpqua community college massacre and that college is literally the one im going to be attending soon so that's fantastic 😂

[@unswitchable]

luv u john

[@copicdogs81]

This gave me life, I feel fucking sick. I'm going to die of a damn heat stroke.