This Cards Against Humanity video is scientifically proven to grant you immortality (100% Clickbait)

Cards Against Humanity Moments that are Funny
but comedy is subjective so maybe you wont find it funny
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[@grantmcgowan6565]

Why has Grizzy been 17 for 5 years

[@Kryoz]

he used the immortality cream

[@battleship5060]

@@Kryoz are you always this active? This is my first time seeing you this active.

[@asston712]

He doesn't want to be raped

[@Weeb_Goblin]

@@Kryoz You stole my joke 5 months ago

[@bubbles7608]

Curry Pando weird

[@1caaru5]

_Videos that make me wish that John would let me choose the title_

[@noobmaster-gc2nd]

(Insert creative title)

[@Kanosirus]

you know nothing jon snow

[@ParkersFranks]

Jon Snow, King in the North hey Jon

[@Bliss-Sticks]

Kane BurgerZz yes my dude u know nothing Jon snow

[@ezrabeatty2447]

But you are John?

[@DanielSambar]

_Titles that make me wish that I was just as funny, witty and creative as Kryoz_

[@Panda-py3yx]

You forgot quirky!

[@Cethic22]

Daniel Sambar can you please stop likebotting to get top comment

[@GuyThatLikesYohane]

Kyrozs titles are a journey

[@wizwulf9048]

You’re hilarious everywhere you go in the KZbin comments section

[@Cethic22]

The Tactical Stickman go to watch literally every single kryoz video. He is always top comment. Sometimes he gets top comment when there aren’t even enough views for likes on a comment

[@GuyThatLikesYohane]

A world without Kyroz’s amazing titles is a world I don’t want to be in.

[@RachelNicholsChair]

Titties*

[@peterlawson584]

10:46 “The revealed his Pope new hobby” Bruh you ok?

[@pecanbear]

i can assure you that he is high because im high and i didnt notice it until i saw your comment

[@idk-yo5hl]

Minis is ironic now

[@Resident13thStreet]

Mini Ladd picking up dates at the daycare did NOT age well LMAO

[@OhDeerJocelyn]

Nobody cares

[@Resident13thStreet]

@@OhDeerJocelyn You cared enough to post a reply with your (arguably equally unwanted) opinion, so make of that what you will.

[@RepyTheLoser]

@@Resident13thStreet he’s not a fucking child predator your fucking retard he didn’t talk to toddlers

[@GoldenPenHD]

*101% clickbait

[@ceaton6207]

The Derp Chaos you right

[@priti9016]

@@ceaton6207 no! _You_ right

[@Name-ej3px]

if he wrote 100% clickbait, but its actually 101% clickbait, does that count as bonus clickbaiting? Which pushes the clickbait from 100% to 101% which makes it actually not clickbait. (i think im high)

[@priti9016]

@@Name-ej3px (I think you are right)

[@ceaton6207]

Name bruh are you good

[@HrisoWasTaken]

Come on John. People might not see the 100% clickbait and might kill themselves.

[@thyrighteousviking]

That mini joke aged very well lmfao

[@jayforrey737]

Kryoz needs to make a playlist with all of the intro/outro music he uses. They are all lit

[@elizabethbode1906]

Jay Forrey he has the artist and and the song always in the description bbno$

[@estebanjuarez6606]

2:46, oh that joke didn't age too well. He could definitely be brought up at the dinner table.

[@nick-brothwood]

Ouch

[@L_i_a_m_69]

This wasnt clickbait. I feel immortal already

[@weldonspivey5708]

We could be immortals

[@okkismet]

@@weldonspivey5708 I get u

[@shoo7469]

Everyone’s immortal until they’re not.

[@GuyThatLikesYohane]

Kyroz is an immortal being but us meager mortals can’t obtain his amazing powers.

[@hallway_revenant7919]

It’s not immortality it’s the power of ✨homosexuality✨

[@TheIceObsidian]

If you think about it, since Kryoz and Smii7y work amazingly together, they might be two halves of a god turned into human beings

[@megachonk8708]

i cant decide if your titles are getting better or worse over time, either way. I love it.

[@ImNotJohnOrAnything]

Not racist at all... Mari Juana... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 PS: I'm a Nigerian... Totally not racist...

[@b4bydel567]

alright *john*, im just gonna pretend this isnt kryoz on a different account trying to save his career lmaoo

[@prussen9889]

And it’s almost at 4:20

[@CarrerasCorradosCoffee]

I actually wouldnt mind if John posted a video where it actually ends instead of it being a joke. It would get so many people lmao Edit: For the people saying it has to reach 10 minutes- he doesnt post daily and it would take 3 min to edit a clip like that and post it. It wouldnt hurt his income at all.

[@messiah6420]

He has to hit 10 minutes.

[@noobssuckboobs]

That Bugger he can make the video 10 min but make the outro like 9 min long lol

[@laezoph]

Has John always linked Eli in the description as 'Asian' in his videos or am I just now seeing this

[@Kryoz]

no i sometimes do Eli, i sometimes forget to link him completely

[@battleship5060]

@@Kryoz I see someone's active

[@mikestli-chau6488]

And now I know what a bad dragon is Thank you john

[@MxZGaming]

Thanks kryoz for inspiring me and helping me through tough times with your incredible content, even inspired me to make similar content, thank you

[@jayceevans2482]

Nice vids

[@Malignant-]

@@jayceevans2482 stop.

[@jayceevans2482]

@@Malignant- It isn't bad to compliment somebody on a channel.

[@christopherconder2206]

2:44 that one aged like a fine French wine.

[@xdecimal6470]

Kryoz: goes to heaven Angel: welcome Kryoz: this place is cool as hell Angel: cool, was, WHAT

[@galaxypedestalfan]

If I brought up Mini Ladd with my family now, that would definitely be bad

[@OhDeerJocelyn]

Nobody cares

[@methenthusiast9148]

2:45 hits different now

[@houstonionthegreat]

10:54 yikes lol

[@sherlynloachamin7389]

I keep loving your titles more and more, just reading your titles give me immortality.

[@jack-mz2pd]

I can 100% guarantee that I have been granted immortality but only until the end of my life

[@FarhanNahin]

did anybody think their computer froze at 10:15

[@mikejameson7678]

@Joseph Cardillo You're cheap for being a meme.

[@zee7756]

"LLAMAS PICK THAT ONE!" will forever be one of my favorite quotes

[@thealarm7057]

8:38 That's minilad's card, ain't it? Nevermind, here it is 10:55

[@itryhard4809]

That Mary Joana joke was flawless🤣

[@Jdubb-zc7xc]

@ 10:17 that was the most longest awkward silence I've ever heard 😂 it was so long that I thought the video froze 😁😂

[@marsgrl22]

10:45 ,, john screwing up the sentence is my favorite thing cause he didnt even realize

[@gavinzurmely7998]

Why is the thumbnail so good? It should not be as funny as it is, and yet, it’s the best thumbnail I’ve ever seen.

[@lordvaust5830]

The delivery of the line “stop looking at the dildos!” Killed me. It was too funny!

[@mintylemon9349]

Wait why did I click this I want to die

[@vanessagonzalez6818]

Same

[@thescoobmaster]

it's ok it's clickbait

[@anasmymain5904]

MintyLemon you can now bc you have immortality

[@mintylemon9349]

TheScoobMaster Oh thank god

[@inquisitorsalt115]

How you gonna name yourself minty lemon and then make your pfp a phase lemon

[@MylittleponyMale123]

yung gravy and bbno$ are a very fitting energy for Kryoz

[@Cyanini]

Every time i think these videos are going to be the same and boring, your editing power makes them great. 😂

[@ssela54yt54]

You realize you need more sub with this kind of content. This is too good😂

[@soullessdino]

5:11 scared the shit out of me😂

[@puski5012]

10:45 "the revealed his pope new hobby..."

[@WicksyGaming]

Hell yea. Loving Cards with you guys

[@creighton0530]

I accidentally skipped through the video so it sounded like Mini: Who’s ready to play video games Nogla: I prefer dildos

[@elijahgraham8258]

I watched this video and after that I jumped into traffic and I’m alive this video “totally” gives you immortality

[@msand3rs0n93]

I never regret watching Kryoz's videos. Thumbs up! 😁

[@PIM00]

I'm not racist but I have no strong feelings one way or another about Eli's name being just Asian in the description

[@m1sslunatic803]

Spooks McSkelly i mean to be fair his username is literally asianboy

[@begrudginglywaluigi3117]

You know it’s gonna be a good day when John uploads

[@Spenceman2002]

10:45 kills me every time

[@nick-brothwood]

That one didn't age well.

[@jackbruce3056]

Are....are we just gonna ignore the fact John spoke so confidently about Bad Dragon?

[@awkwardlife1855]

1:22 do YOU have something to say, John?

[@toadinbag326]

Nogla got so excited over the llamas 😆

[@OnlyGetty]

Didn't give me immortality, but I did smile after a really bad day. Thanks Kryoz

[@evi1520]

Videos that make me wish Kryoz didn't constantly change the titles.

[@quinnisaloser7267]

My favorite is the “picking up dates at the daycare.”

[@jaredtaylor2732]

The fact you made a Blazing Saddles reference makes me wanna like and subscribe.

[@JayPorkisLifeu]

Nogla is such a precious soul😂

[@jaydencandrawthings8825]

Nogla: Can we play cards instead of buying dildos? :( Mini: *Le gasp* THIS ONE'S SHAPED LIKE A HORSE DICK! Absolutely killed me.

[@roperbadtv3877]

Don't let this video forget that immortality cream worked on a robot.

[@beebo-]

glad jay is in this video. i missed him

[@genji474]

_video titles that make me watch Kryoz religiously_

[@kelsisherwin4934]

I love how I can tell what the outro will be cause I listen to bbno$ and he is like is the best.

[@draku2398]

My greatest disappointment with this video is the one time john goes out of order and it wouldve been "an even more powerful man" and then Ricardo right after if he went in order

[@thomasg2488]

Kryoz, the only man that’s actually honest in titles and UPLOADS REGULARLY...........FITZ.

[@vsauce4678]

Epic gaming moments that make me enjoy playing a video game

[@dubsteppyninja8671]

10:48 “the revealed his pope new hobby”

[@spicymangos8320]

A man of culture with the blazing saddles picture

[@jan_Travis]

That spoonerism at 10:47 lol

[@shakabrah56]

5:59 because you're the only person that makes me happy

[@Ren-vh3hg]

I played this video to my cat, next thing I knew he turned into a immortal lion and soared into the sunset!!

[@DorianLeBl]

Titles that make you feel existential because you realized you're breathing right now.

[@bombtasticplays]

mini is just in a bad place with this

[@graceduke9467]

I deadass thought my screen froze why Kryoz said "I hope they are taking it well"

[@aydausagi4321]

Damn John is really grinding these days and just putting so many videos out, hope John's doing great 💖🌟

[@saylorhawkins4975]

Kryoz’s reference to Blazing Saddles just made this video for me

[@merlinmacgyver8288]

Searches for "bad dragon" finds "dragon" flexing bigger then a can... $h@ be broke!

[@r__r__r_]

I get deja vu watching these videos from all of your guys' channels.

[@johngentilella2780]

Dude that start was the dest😂😂

[@johngentilella2780]

Best FUUUQQ

[@GodlyGemini]

The irony

[@n3liaaa]

i swear noglas accent makes the video that much better.

[@kallumwimalasuriya5156]

What a KILLER thumbnail

[@Tape231]

Blazing saddles is a fucking masterpiece. Love the fuckin reference.

[@flymoolahman2763]

I watch your videos because you make me happy for a while, and it lasts

[@Subscribble]

This is the first time I've enjoyed a kryoz video.

[@zammwow_]

the first 4 seconds=me when people ask to hang out

[@thehighdefcrew458]

I already feel the power of immortality!!!!

[@FloofleGD]

at least you're honest and that's what matters

[@uandmemes3579]

Yeeet

[@jayc7381]

10:16 Thought my phone froze and was about to flip my shit 😂

[@papasquat123]

10:17 I legit thought my youtube broke for a minute 😂

[@FuraFaolox]

This is the third channel that I have seen this on.

[@twinkieofchaos3870]

Kryoz your outros are lit!!!👌🏻

[@ClaireTheFab]

baby grizzy's playin with the big bois

[@dankmeme8060]

10:17 I thought I was lagging

[@thefallenraven746]

When no one laughed i felt my own heartbeat, that shit felt like I just told a bad joke

[@GhoustRatt]

Only here because of Twitter, because I suck at watching things on time. Thank you father Kryoz

[@npcemma5879]

I can feel my energy rising

[@beccareturns2u396]

lmao. Not trying to kiss your ass Kryoz but you are always thinking outside the box and making such creative and funny content! I've noticed that you've been going the extra mile when editing your vids and I appreciate all your hard work! I hope it brings lots of money and several lucrative mid-rolls. ^.^

[@vienna4516]

that pause caught me off guard

[@vienna4516]

or off CARD if you know what i mean

[@Wiccain]

“Look up bad dragon kids” My 12 year old brother who is able to literally do anything on the internet because nobody cares:

[@mr.peanut7057]

Who would've thought that little paper card were so sexual?

[@vatel8183]

Videos that make me wish CAH had dark mode so my eyes wouldn't get burned at 3 am