Jake and Amir: Audition

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[@Strummie]

Elton John Blows Papa Smurf "Oh, wow! So that's why they call it the blues."

[@xgullafter9590]

Strummie this video was funny, I go down to the comments, this is the first one I see. I choke

[@immortalsun]

Holy shit.

[@Winteramen]

Wooow, this is the first time I put two and two together. Very glocal writing, i love it. Gold comment right here

[@non_brewed_condiment]

@@Winteramen very glocal writing indeed

[@hairyandlarge]

Here we see Jake and the love of his life, sitting next to Jake's current wife.

[@zestyzucchini57]

And both women are beautiful.

[@Shan2TheBoner1987]

@@maneaterspod Love lol

[@hellospenjo]

Lmao yes

[@JeremyHoffman]

You're a businesswoman, I'm a businesswoman...

[@KevyGLevy]

Art imitating wife!

[@firstnamelastname4752]

A star is born? Nah. A star is CORN.

[@OhplsAndrew]

I beefed on the corn. Now it's corn beef. Oh lord!

[@TheCooderix]

A star is rising? No, a star is rice'in.

[@thegaybagelbagel6274]

Bad joke? Nah Bad You...

[@beeeeeej]

Mickey my friend

[@dustyalbones-reendust4385]

I queefed on the corn. Now it's corn queef. Oh sister mary!

[@dropout]

He frickin' moved!

[@DaMilkManMan]

Thanks dad

[@michaeljohansson2779]

thanks pa

[@dixiecronin7791]

With those skinny skinny legs

[@nogoodboyo1200]

"The book library, the food store" every jake and amir line is so weirdly dumb and genius

[@dadangerdan]

I died when amir only ripped off the corner of the picture.

[@justinaanigbo2262]

the girl next to Amir is Jake's current girlfriend. she's gorg !

[@alex_squeezebox]

+Jay Love is that still true?

[@mjallan123]

+Alex Shor Yes they're still together. Check Jake's insta!

[@ayusha149]

+Alex Shor shes is still his gf

[@TomFowkes]

her name is Gorg? Is she one of Leron's coisins?

[@Olga-gs5lc]

Tom Fowkes gorgeous

[@cazmiller605]

I just realized the part is for "Elton John blows Papa Smurf" and I've seen this video atleast 10 times

[@MissMusicLuver97]

Caz Miller Is there an actual sketch for it?

[@rocksaregray]

"so thats why they call it the blues" good god i died when i realized that

[@darkknight072]

This is what Jake's future marriage counseling sessions will look like.

[@none11flop9]

the way Jake's -reluctant- wife looks at Amir, she pretends to not like him but deep down she knows she can't look away! he really has a gravitas about him, he really does!

[@goji7273]

Jake's legs are spindlier than Amir's father's.

[@NickyVal69]

Didn’t that girl on the couch turn out to be jakes real life wife?

[@Ashutoshlakra]

Yup

[@rock3tcatU233]

It's called art imitating wife.

[@dixiecronin7791]

That's the guy who stole my ring!

[@spencerstone8254]

He liked it, and he put a ring on it

[@markkittel44]

Niko the devil…..

[@ashley-px4qt]

"Do me a favor, remember this moment. Can you do me that solid? Can you remember this moment? Can you remember this time and place? Can you remember what you see and feel?"

[@smokejc]

Hey isn't that from the video?

[@tomatoesandradiowire482]

"Elton John Blows Papa Smurf": "I guess that's why they call it the blues..." 0.0

[@cosmogrammar]

How does it feel like? I'm serious, how does it feel like?

[@Dogtles]

Bad English man.

[@20giis15]

+Kieran Guest never understood that, what's wrong with that?

[@dontavoidthenoid]

+20Giis it should either be "how does it feel?" or "what does it feel like?". but im pretty sure "what does it feel like?" isnt proper english either.

[@nichenetwork9817]

@@Dogtles Nah....BAD YOU!

[@Dogtles]

@@nichenetwork9817 yeah I dont even remember leaving that comment and I cant really understand what I meant by it either. Edit: oh it was a reference to the video, duh

[@DAN420.]

How does it feel like?

[@meechivelli]

Bad english, bud.

[@meechivelli]

No it's jeans

[@finn-sw9tq]

bad

[@dixiecronin7791]

Nah, bad you

[@SeraphsWitness]

book library and food store are sleeper jokes in this episode. I've seen this one probably a dozen times but it didn't hit me until this one.

[@cam3r0nrock13]

This couple has such amazing chemistry. Jake's wife is cool too I guess.

[@ManziMovies]

Honestly, as soon as Amir said "isn't better to have loved then lost than to have never loved at all?" I was on his team for a minute.

[@edpotts9896]

Subtle but so legal

[@obesebird]

Actually, oddly enough it's not illegal, but its still a total global move

[@nico210992]

+obesebird glocal ?

[@edpotts9896]

+Nicolas Mailh very glocal

[@HarperNguyen]

Such a coy, diva roach.

[@EpicBlooFox]

I love you people.

[@dropout]

Seek help.

[@therealsammyauto]

This comment really just never got seen 7 years ago 😂 what's good CollegeHumor

[@CrackedxSky]

I love how Amir was saying stuff that had to be censored in an uncensored show xD

[@Arandomfigure]

Did you get the part? Nah You got the *hnnnnnghHNNNNNGN* SHART

[@acdcfan6]

I like to think this just Amir's way of spreading joy

[@jonasdoesgaming3694]

the 3rd girl is gorgeous...

[@TheGoldenwolf522]

+jonas_b it's not

[@bellaschrader8860]

I love Jake and Amir so much!!!

[@Maximo540]

Haha, love how Amir completely failed on taring the picture

[@kristianhosker8189]

I love that he messed up ripping the picture

[@Search4truth488]

It's probably been mentioned * 1,000, but 'I Guess That's Why they Call it the Blues' is a song by Elton John, and the play is 'Elton John blows papa Smurf'. Geddit?

[@Syrange13]

Yes. Also, smurfs are blue.

[@zombiez48survivl]

"There she goes! Ms. Americ-NO!"

[@richardstanton6596]

Jake's future wife and the mother of his future children

[@YourPalJamieEllis]

Lod herself

[@cambarth9921]

Girl next to Amir is Jake's current fiancee

[@azmin92]

Amir is a damn great actor.

[@HomestarRunner20X6]

No one else noticed that "Patricia's" headshot says Jaimie Meyers?

[@Ekvitarius]

"He said it in a cool way but he couldn't be more wrong" So.... Someone recognized that? My faith in humanity is resorted.

[@SuperSwaqqedOut]

I find it hilarious that every rendition of ripping a page in any film has been in half. Amir only rips the corner of the photo lol.

[@mouth4war880]

“I’m the one who wrote Elton John blows papa Smurf” So thaaaats why they call it the blues

[@historicalsongarchive]

The "Great! Thanks! Bye!" bit from Jake killed me loooool

[@LachlanFountain]

at 3:01 see jake's lips are out of time

[@sambarker6141]

Damnit, now I'm aloof.

[@kenilazarus4260]

that perfect paper rip omfg

[@ukozi]

[@Jerkingmyswag]

No one else can do what Amir does and be that good at it

[@deathendz]

i like how they censored everything in the beginning then decided to screw it anyway and not censor the vulgarities at the end

[@SaucyBoyFilms]

The look of utter disgust on Jake's face when Amir says 'book library'

[@HamzaFarooqui21]

The girl next to Amir was cute

[@birthdayzrock1426]

but not anymore? :(

[@orchdork775]

Jake is married to her now 😁

[@smokejc]

I'M ALOOF

[@kbahboh]

That lady that everyone is so inlove with is Jillian Vogel, She's a stand up comic and uderated theatre actress :-)

[@NDJunction]

i'm still aloof, 2019

[@dusk565]

I searched for "elton john blows papa smurf". A SKETCH I COULD NOT FIND.

[@that_one_momo_guy]

+dusk565 I guess that's why they call it the blues

[@dusk565]

Felipe Montealegre Comment of the fucking year.

[@sevenseveen1337]

jake would wirte a sketch about elton john blowing papa smurf

[@Finchspielberg]

Amir has also been to all my job interviews

[@camman11100]

I just got the "that's why they call it the blues" joke

[@thattassiewargamer]

10 years on and we’re still waiting for the theatrical release of Elton John Blows Papa Smurf.

[@Aomicplane]

Lol the movie name is "Elton John blows papa smurf" "So that's why they call it the blues"

[@TwoBlueOlives]

Im ALOOF!

[@ElectronicGems]

Hahaha I laughed for the remainder of the video after he said that

[@valx5]

after he said what

[@dylanj5567]

@@valx5 aka

[@valx5]

@@dylanj5567 ......aka WHAT? aka isn’t the end of a sentence, it means “also known as”

[@dylanj5567]

@@valx5 okay, well I didn't know that. I thought it was like a pun

[@dylanj5567]

Or play on words

[@omegapanda9980]

the girl next to amir, her expression kills me every time

[@mitchelletzkin1321]

who is that chick next to Amir? she's cute and I've never seen her before

[@davetruth3872]

She has been in a few episodes, she is a new intern.

[@lesssugarcandy6011]

agreed, she's cute. and her act is soo natural

[@MuffinSparkle]

Isn't she the in-turn in the Ice-Breakers episode?

[@davetruth3872]

She does look like her.

[@MuffinSparkle]

***** Seriously? She looked just fine before. I've always kind of hated plastic surgery. You look fine to someone, just deal with what the universe gave you.

[@DendyJungle]

2:00 Lol how that is basically what Damian Chaselle and Margot Robbie told the guy from Babylon and now we know he is never gonna act again

[@TheGoldenwolf522]

Amir ceases to amaze me

[@hannahmandryk8645]

OMG! I've seen this a half dozen times and only now did I realize the girl on the couch is Jillian Vogel. Who was a producer for CH and is now married to Jake.

[@tuggifmusic]

Elton John Blows Papa Smurf - "Oh wow, so I guess that's why they call it the blues..." LOL

[@shizouka19]

LOL I love it when Amir makes promises

[@xXthecrazymeXx]

Jake definitely had the idea for this sketch just so he could meet tons of pretty girls lol

[@jakeboos9860]

I think that girl next to Jake is his actual gf

[@xXthecrazymeXx]

Jake Boos and now they're engaged!

[@andreidragostin]

​@@xXthecrazymeXxhi, I'm from the future. They got married and Amir crashed the wedding with 1.000 inflatable sexdolls shaped like Mikey, my friend.

[@b0dyy0sa]

That girl beside amir 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍.hubba-hubba what the fuck is her name?

[@NateXVII]

Shes my gf

[@nivmas6285]

her name is jillian vogel and is currently dating jake yep sorry bout that

[@ludwigUCkdDDrqcQdcygYnpI4AkdaA]

nifael masri are they really??????? how do u know

[@nivmas6285]

it looks like so on jake's instagram

[@darylmcmexican539]

Really? It looks like Jake is dating amir on his instagram... Can you give some convincing links?

[@davidoriordan9967]

HAHAHAHAH WIPEOUT funniest part

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

That girl next to Amir is quite beautiful. I wish she actually did something in this.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

dokter philly That's a start

[@aidanfinn100]

That’s jakes fiancé irl

[@WeeklyComedian]

She wasn't really supposed to, it's funnier that she's just along for the ride

[@insolentish4529]

Technically she did Jake

[@robinfr93]

Common college humor spit her name out already.. Clearly I'm not the only one mesmerized by her!! :D :P

[@themightyswindian]

the girl on the couch has only one facial expression throughout this whole thing, but damn, its beautiful.

[@Chumplefish2]

so cute that jill is in this one!

[@DavidTheRoss]

Elton John blows Papa Smurf... "So THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT....THE BLUES!

[@Luckmeisterz]

I thought, i'm going to get some sleep. then i saw another jake an amir. you two have ruined by sleep

[@thekinglymantis4434]

I can't even believe that I found a Jake and Amir video I haven't seen

[@mickomoo]

at least Amir's making them feel well.... for the time being.

[@DCakaWelUmmlDipesh]

This is one of my Favorites.

[@ZigZagVVanderer]

Been aloof since since the day I was born!

[@armorfeet2156]

279 people are aloof

[@stan_nonna]

Jill (the girl on the right) and Jake are engaged now!!

[@JeromeBeckett]

Aw, they missed out a potential pun: "There she goes, Miss Americ-NAH"

[@TeeBreak]

Honestly too funny

[@giannikhelawan8205]

I saw amir in a movie yesterday !!!

[@joshtint6792]

"The Book Library" "The Food Store" lol

[@urbanjunior]

what a natural beauty...

[@the-boring-car-guy]

It’s funny how emotionally broken as amir can just destroy people like that

[@MysticMage255]

Girl on the right is absolutely stunning.

[@ramyap6410]

And that my friends, is Jake's fiancee.

[@ANeonTiger]

Strong Japanese dub at 3:00

[@Jake_AC]

see amir is such a kind person!

[@ClemsonFan46]

Elton John Blows Papa Smurf. Fucking brilliant

[@charlesmcdonald5246]

Lol the girl next to Amir looks so disgusted then at 3:35 she's looks so proud of him.

[@Trouser_J_Slacks]

Jakes wife

[@terry4prez]

Thumbs up for the reflection of the guy filming.

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

I like that Amir never comes to these but he came to the one his friend wrote.

[@FatWalkProductions]

"The book library, the food store"

[@RJLiams]

"Isn't better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?" No it's not. In fact, for a lot of people the lost part can be absolutely devistating to a person's mental health. Some times to the point of utter depression. Where they can suffer actually medical problems, give up on what they want, and even commit suicide. Not loving at all can prevents that entirely.

[@johnnylayton5819]

It's a valid point buddy, but CollegeHumour might not be the most appropriate forum in which to make it

[@serenaushy]

And the same has happened with never having loved at all. Trust me.

[@historicalsongarchive]

Spehhs Marehn Omg I can just imagine Jake saying that

[@baljot1231]

Ricky Williams Being completely unloved and not loving anyone else would probably be more devastating over the long term than losing a love.

[@samwiseshanti]

+Ricky Williams Yeah ^these guys^ are right, a lifetime of lonliness is way worse than loving and losing. I don't know which is worse, you thinking that was funny or you thinking that was smart....

[@rapcien69]

Amir ...love of my life

[@Stiflex]

Rofl, he always makes the people happy.

[@goauld88]

The girl on the right of Amir is now Jake's wife. True story.

[@kingnabeel12]

Did I travel back in time to 2010?

[@MrChin-be5lh]

Elton John Blows Papa Smurf, "So that's why they call it the blues." Get it?

[@zxcvbnmjfjf]

Girl at 3:28 stares strait at the camera the whole time lol.