Jake and Amir write "Thanksgiving Scroll" (FULL PATREON VIDEO)

Not really a hobby, but we've been writing/improvising scroll videos on our Patreon lately. Here's one from last year. More here: / ja

[@WillBillya]

These boys using scrolls as an excuse to wax whimsical poetry never ceases to bring a smile to my face.

[@MemberWhen]

I can see that smile of you

[@SeraphsWitness]

You once insinuated that Amir wanted to hear Jake's list. And then in a later episode, Jake stole a scroll. We need to hear Insecure Jake make a scroll. That's the logical progression.

[@PeterPhantomForces]

Such a good idea, need to see this

[@kyleroderick2334]

Number One? *Hat on* I'm done. Seeing your sorry ass with all that grass makes me wanna chug a CLASS. That's right. It's a gym locker for this tik toker that makes the ladies say, "I need a doctor."

[@kyleroderick2334]

Top 10 Scrolls to Say

[@kyleroderick2334]

Number Two? Bad you.

[@kyleroderick2334]

Number three? This one's for me.

[@weezact7]

Honestly, I like it better that the first three are just random things (and a history fact) and then it just suddenly pivots hard into cannibalism. Personally, I wouldn't even go back and change them. Also, I love the Nico call-back.

[@donofmath248]

“Have I eaten the evidence” is when I realized they were really going with this all the way. Truly a beautiful exploration of the form.

[@dennissmith5017]

It was so fun to watch how you two know each other so much.

[@yokaijem]

Number 7 A Chris named Evans Who needs turkey when you can gobble down all American jerky Oh captain *My* captain.

[@Uncle_Boris]

Number 9 A Chris named Pine Who needs stuffing when you can stuff yourself with with the head of the starship enterprise? *Jake has head in hands* Look at me *Amir now has warchief headdress on* I’m the captain now

[@YourPalJamieEllis]

I love this.

[@casher7821]

Number 6, a Pratt named Chris, Thanksgiving feast he couldn't miss, He carved the bird with practiced hand, But dessert led to a one-night stand.

[@zachoxley]

@@casher7821::holds up severed hand and does the V with tongue::

[@brucewayne2184]

I like how Jake is the one actually writing Amir's lines and Amir writes Jake's!

[@SimpleVisionVideos]

Right? I choose believe that all of their scripts are written so that they can get the other to say ridiculous things and make each other laugh.

[@MarshalLeigh1911]

Yes, please make this an actual episode.

[@Arkasic]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE seeing you guys having a channel together. I am so happy about finding you again. You are the best.

[@xXimakidXx]

yo wtf this was almost funnier than an actual J A episode goddamn, actually laughing crying, why are you eating all of these avengers?

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

Jake and Amir made me who I am today, these were the only videos I watched in late elementary school-middle school and Im so happy I found them again

[@00beasis]

Chris pine, Chris Evans and Chris Pratt missing, presumed bread 🍞

[@pruwyben]

They were bread the whole time?

[@DStringzzZ]

Aww yess! please make this into a real episode! So funny, and interesting to see how the sausage is made 😃

[@henrythemasterful]

It’s so funny to think that these insane rhyming frenzies that Amir slips into in the videos, to Jake’s dismay, are actually written by Jake.

[@AwayFromTheWorld]

It's fun trying to play along at home.

[@TheThirdPrice]

'it consumes the scroll' like any powerful spell does

[@smokejc]

a franklin named ben

[@James02876]

One of those appear-out-of-nowhere gags where Amir just appears in bed next to a still half-asleep Jake was how I imagined the episode starts.

[@Crow-Fly]

I love that you two haven't changed and are still together. Some things are right in the world :)

[@ardnegoyamrahs2201]

Please make this an episode. Also waiting for the song Amir improvised in the podcast ep when Geoffrey came.

[@logan666]

You make me smile of you

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

How is this fair? I’m serious, this whole video is a shaming public or otherwise of my entire family.

[@h.rpickens1699]

This, this POISON of me

[@DenderFriend]

Man this is golden!

[@SteveJohnson-ht6kv]

Nah, it’s taupe

[@pruwyben]

It's gray

[@seanbooth1408]

Hands down the best series to never continue - Amir, Jake thank you for the years of laughs

[@bankrolDiggy]

Dag yo this episode was more than legit, it was dece

[@Test-iv4pm]

How about a scroll vid where Amir tries to get Jake's help with writing a scroll?

[@BarginsGalore]

I don’t need a bird on this turkey day. All i need is a taste of captain US of A

[@kirbylover37]

This really should be a real episode

[@Soft-Revolution]

almost 15 years on, still no comedic duo brings me to cry-laughing like these two.

[@MadflowsA]

This is magic

[@MrRendiz]

It's been a long time since I laughed so hard. I can't wait for the video being Uploaded ♥️

[@twoac]

"Dog you're getting a zelle" is so good

[@low-lee]

All storm, no brain. Genius.

[@Spittin_Sax]

This better be coming soon!!!

[@Neurotrace]

Number 4 sent me to the floor

[@sethjoyce]

Opening: Jake wakes up at 5:15 and wipes the sleep out of his eyes, Amir is squatted on top of Niko and pops the scroll- Jake: WTF?? Amir: Top ten things to be thankful for! Jake: This is illegal, buddy! Amir: Number 10: remember that wren? I mentioned it years ago but here we are again. Who needs a turkey or chicken or hen? When all that you need is the meat of a wren!? Jake: Deep cut.. Number 9: Feeling Chris Pine? Maybe eat him instead and save yourself time! Jake: How is that saving time? Amir: It does. Jake: I'm asking "how?" Amir: Forgot about 8? Hey what's better than a plate? Eating Chris Pine out, I'll tell you THAT'S great. Jake: So are you eating Chris Pine or giving him mouth to ass? Amir: Number 7: Remember the movie "all dogs go to heaven"? Well maybe they do, that much may be true, but they never ate out the main dude from "Lucky Number Slevin" Jake: Is this entire list going to be male actors you want to eat out? What makes you thankful for that? Amir: Well that leads to six, all that I want is a plate full of celebrity dicks. Forget about six, I said it too late, please oh please can we go back to eight? so I can remember to mention the plate? Jake: You mentioned the plate, it just didn't rhyme Amir: How dare?! Number 4: You wanted some more? More Evans or Pine or Hemsworth, I'm sure! Well take a deep breath and your jaw to the floor. You'll need a big mouth to devour these four! Jake: Who's the fourth? Amir: Huh? Jake: You said three names and then said 'four'. Who is four? Amir: IF YOUD LET ME FINISH- Jake: I did- Amir: Number three is the chris has your jaw on the floor! Chris Tucker is working on Rush Hour FOUR Jake: Okay Amir: Number One- Jake: number two, right? You forget how to count now? Amir: Number One! Number two, from Austin Powers, that's who. Rob lowes' butt on a plate's a thing that I want to chew. Jake: So ass-eating is your entire thanksgiving scroll this year, got it. Amir: Number two: Number one, Robert Wagner. He's forgotten for sure, but the smile on your face is what I'm thankful for. Jake: ... Amir: ... Is what I'm thankf- Niko wakes up and assaults Amir Amir: NUMBER 5, KEEP ME ALIVE!

[@Legionbicycle]

Trick-or-treat has got to be my favorite one. could you guys Please re-watch that & costume party

[@henrysteiner8136]

Okay but I actually need to see this as an actual short

[@tornado9560]

Can’t wait to watch Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir write Jake and Amir

[@MegaClaymore123]

number seven: I'm thankful for REVERENDS

[@dejavulinx3295]

wheres the episode???

[@rubysauce]

If they somehow get Chris Pine or Chris Evans or I don't know, one of the other Chris brothers, to be in this? I would cry tears of soy

[@xIKieeranIx]

I love their friendship man

[@Ninjujitsu]

French accent: "**numero six**, an Evans named Crees."

[@erincarroll7531]

Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc-We Gladly Feast on Those Who Would Subdue Us

[@SpartansAndHeroes]

Please make this!

[@Thisratisrockin]

really specific but I can’t wait for these guys to watch IPhone Case lmao

[@greenereye]

'TOP TEN SCROLLS TO MAKE' by "Snatch" Williams

[@Vijay-tg7hf]

A Franklin named Ben 😂😂😂

[@LOLHICRONO]

hell yea

[@BryanV4]

It's so sick seeing Jake kind of write Amir, and visa versa - didn't expect that Also fun to see creators' processes all over. Some of the bigger laugh ones didn't make it in (hateful eight for e.g) - but also the evolution of the eating theme

[@charmazelion5537]

OMG THES EARW THE GUYS FROM CH

[@ChickenPerm]

Number Poo: A Jake & Amir that is new! Not another scroll behind a patreon toll, for this makes all the day ones troll. I ate Chris Pine!

[@darkknight072]

That took a dark turn......

[@C4rps]

I've had their patreon before but the only thing putting me off getting it again, is how terrible the website is for viewing the backlog of videos. When you scroll that far down in the feed it gets incredibly laggy & refreshing the page loses your place. 10,000 strong against patreons video feed, wish they would just copy youtube already!

[@StuckUnderTheCovers]

Please make this

[@kingbouncer1314]

PLEASE make a scroll episode where Jake makes the list.

[@Optimusovr9000]

Is the ending song a real song or something made by the people at headgum?

[@non_brewed_condiment]

I want a Dingo solo show on headgum

[@crispben]

So funny

[@callahansimon18]

I’m sad that this video hasn’t been upvoted to karma heaven already!!!

[@4UDIOTAPE]

DO IT

[@Chris180Z]

Amazeballs, for lack of a better term

[@Chris180Z]

Also, please do this sketch :)

[@various3394]

Amir told me to leave a comment but I don’t listen to cannibals

[@anthonyschultz6801]

It was def good enough!!!! Please!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@Yoni123]

I could do that. I wish I was a comedian

[@GregTurismo]

What are they watching?

[@tdawg4998]

Scroll idea: SSN and mothers maiden name 😊❤😊❤

[@h.rpickens1699]

Too intoxicated. To properly communicate but SCROLL ME UP BABAY

[@Kgnsbdj]

Number 7, i need to have chris devin but he wouldn't be eating our raven, he should be on the table Jake: are you eating ravens on thankgiving? ‏‪6:53‬‏

[@anthonyschultz6801]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 thank you!!!!

[@FlobberwellGweneveve]

those black and white intros are waaaaaaayyy too long guys. It stops being cute after around the 7 second mark, and then people just skip past it.

[@andresluz4973]

Boo

[@FlobberwellGweneveve]

@@andresluz4973 hello Mr Ghost

[@RedLukey]

Wrong. Absolutely wrong.

[@FlobberwellGweneveve]

@@RedLukey fine, i stand corrected. Consider my original comment nullified. But hear me now and hear me good: I will avenge the death of Penis Anthony DuBlinyay.

[@andresluz4973]

@@FlobberwellGweneveve hold thy tongue, else amir will eat your dusty ass

[@VK-sz4it]

@JakeandAmir Unrelated to that. Did idea of Schwartz' milkman come from eggman (Pink flamingo)?