Not really a hobby, but we've been writing/improvising scroll videos on our Patreon lately. Here's one from last year. More here: / ja
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@WillBillya3 ай бұрын
These boys using scrolls as an excuse to wax whimsical poetry never ceases to bring a smile to my face.
@MemberWhen3 ай бұрын
I can see that smile of you
@brucewayne21843 ай бұрын
I like how Jake is the one actually writing Amir's lines and Amir writes Jake's!
@SeraphsWitness3 ай бұрын
You once insinuated that Amir wanted to hear Jake's list. And then in a later episode, Jake stole a scroll. We need to hear Insecure Jake make a scroll. That's the logical progression.
@PeterPhantomForces3 ай бұрын
Such a good idea, need to see this
@kyleroderick23343 ай бұрын
Number One? *Hat on* I'm done. Seeing your sorry ass with all that grass makes me wanna chug a CLASS. That's right. It's a gym locker for this tik toker that makes the ladies say, "I need a doctor."
@kyleroderick23343 ай бұрын
Top 10 Scrolls to Say
@kyleroderick23343 ай бұрын
Number Two? Bad you.
@kyleroderick23343 ай бұрын
Number three? This one's for me.
@weezact73 ай бұрын
Honestly, I like it better that the first three are just random things (and a history fact) and then it just suddenly pivots hard into cannibalism. Personally, I wouldn't even go back and change them. Also, I love the Nico call-back.
@yokaijem3 ай бұрын
Number 7 A Chris named Evans Who needs turkey when you can gobble down all American jerky Oh captain *My* captain.
@Uncle_Boris3 ай бұрын
Number 9 A Chris named Pine Who needs stuffing when you can stuff yourself with with the head of the starship enterprise? *Jake has head in hands* Look at me *Amir now has warchief headdress on* I’m the captain now
@YourPalJamieEllisАй бұрын
I love this.
@casher7821Ай бұрын
Number 6, a Pratt named Chris, Thanksgiving feast he couldn't miss, He carved the bird with practiced hand, But dessert led to a one-night stand.
@donofmath2483 ай бұрын
“Have I eaten the evidence” is when I realized they were really going with this all the way. Truly a beautiful exploration of the form.
@MarshalLeigh19113 ай бұрын
Yes, please make this an actual episode.
@dennissmith50173 ай бұрын
It was so fun to watch how you two know each other so much.
@xXimakidXx3 ай бұрын
yo wtf this was almost funnier than an actual J A episode goddamn, actually laughing crying, why are you eating all of these avengers?
@00beasis3 ай бұрын
Chris pine, Chris Evans and Chris Pratt missing, presumed bread 🍞
@pruwybenАй бұрын
They were bread the whole time?
@TheThirdPrice3 ай бұрын
'it consumes the scroll' like any powerful spell does
@DStringzzZ3 ай бұрын
Aww yess! please make this into a real episode! So funny, and interesting to see how the sausage is made 😃
@smokejc3 ай бұрын
a franklin named ben
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToyАй бұрын
Jake and Amir made me who I am today, these were the only videos I watched in late elementary school-middle school and Im so happy I found them again
@ardnegoyamrahs22012 ай бұрын
Please make this an episode. Also waiting for the song Amir improvised in the podcast ep when Geoffrey came.
@AwayFromTheWorld2 ай бұрын
It's fun trying to play along at home.
@James028763 ай бұрын
One of those appear-out-of-nowhere gags where Amir just appears in bed next to a still half-asleep Jake was how I imagined the episode starts.
@Test-iv4pm3 ай бұрын
How about a scroll vid where Amir tries to get Jake's help with writing a scroll?
@SteveJohnson-ht6kv3 ай бұрын
How is this fair? I’m serious, this whole video is a shaming public or otherwise of my entire family.
@h.rpickens16993 ай бұрын
This, this POISON of me
@seanbooth140825 күн бұрын
Hands down the best series to never continue - Amir, Jake thank you for the years of laughs
@Arkasic2 ай бұрын
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE seeing you guys having a channel together. I am so happy about finding you again. You are the best.
@kirbylover372 ай бұрын
This really should be a real episode
@bankrolDiggy3 ай бұрын
Dag yo this episode was more than legit, it was dece
@Crow-FlyАй бұрын
I love that you two haven't changed and are still together. Some things are right in the world :)
@DenderFriend3 ай бұрын
Man this is golden!
@SteveJohnson-ht6kv3 ай бұрын
Nah, it’s taupe
@pruwybenАй бұрын
It's gray
@tornado95602 ай бұрын
Can’t wait to watch Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir write Jake and Amir
@logan6663 ай бұрын
You make me smile of you
@BarginsGalore3 ай бұрын
I don’t need a bird on this turkey day. All i need is a taste of captain US of A
@MadflowsA3 ай бұрын
This is magic
@rubysauce3 ай бұрын
If they somehow get Chris Pine or Chris Evans or I don't know, one of the other Chris brothers, to be in this? I would cry tears of soy
@Neurotrace3 ай бұрын
Number 4 sent me to the floor
@kingbouncer13143 ай бұрын
PLEASE make a scroll episode where Jake makes the list.
@henrysteiner81362 ай бұрын
Okay but I actually need to see this as an actual short
@auspistic3 ай бұрын
All storm, no brain. Genius.
@sethjoyce3 ай бұрын
Opening: Jake wakes up at 5:15 and wipes the sleep out of his eyes, Amir is squatted on top of Niko and pops the scroll- Jake: WTF?? Amir: Top ten things to be thankful for! Jake: This is illegal, buddy! Amir: Number 10: remember that wren? I mentioned it years ago but here we are again. Who needs a turkey or chicken or hen? When all that you need is the meat of a wren!? Jake: Deep cut.. Number 9: Feeling Chris Pine? Maybe eat him instead and save yourself time! Jake: How is that saving time? Amir: It does. Jake: I'm asking "how?" Amir: Forgot about 8? Hey what's better than a plate? Eating Chris Pine out, I'll tell you THAT'S great. Jake: So are you eating Chris Pine or giving him mouth to ass? Amir: Number 7: Remember the movie "all dogs go to heaven"? Well maybe they do, that much may be true, but they never ate out the main dude from "Lucky Number Slevin" Jake: Is this entire list going to be male actors you want to eat out? What makes you thankful for that? Amir: Well that leads to six, all that I want is a plate full of celebrity dicks. Forget about six, I said it too late, please oh please can we go back to eight? so I can remember to mention the plate? Jake: You mentioned the plate, it just didn't rhyme Amir: How dare?! Number 4: You wanted some more? More Evans or Pine or Hemsworth, I'm sure! Well take a deep breath and your jaw to the floor. You'll need a big mouth to devour these four! Jake: Who's the fourth? Amir: Huh? Jake: You said three names and then said 'four'. Who is four? Amir: IF YOUD LET ME FINISH- Jake: I did- Amir: Number three is the chris has your jaw on the floor! Chris Tucker is working on Rush Hour FOUR Jake: Okay Amir: Number One- Jake: number two, right? You forget how to count now? Amir: Number One! Number two, from Austin Powers, that's who. Rob lowes' butt on a plate's a thing that I want to chew. Jake: So ass-eating is your entire thanksgiving scroll this year, got it. Amir: Number two: Number one, Robert Wagner. He's forgotten for sure, but the smile on your face is what I'm thankful for. Jake: ... Amir: ... Is what I'm thankf- Niko wakes up and assaults Amir Amir: NUMBER 5, KEEP ME ALIVE!
@MrRendiz3 ай бұрын
It's been a long time since I laughed so hard. I can't wait for the video being Uploaded ♥️
@SpartansAndHeroes2 ай бұрын
Please make this!
@C4rps3 ай бұрын
I've had their patreon before but the only thing putting me off getting it again, is how terrible the website is for viewing the backlog of videos. When you scroll that far down in the feed it gets incredibly laggy & refreshing the page loses your place. 10,000 strong against patreons video feed, wish they would just copy youtube already!
@xIKieeranIx3 ай бұрын
I love their friendship man
@Thisratisrockin2 ай бұрын
really specific but I can’t wait for these guys to watch IPhone Case lmao
@NinjujitsuАй бұрын
French accent: "**numero six**, an Evans named Crees."
@darkknight0722 ай бұрын
That took a dark turn......
@Optimusovr90003 ай бұрын
Is the ending song a real song or something made by the people at headgum?
@Legionbicycle2 ай бұрын
Trick-or-treat has got to be my favorite one. could you guys Please re-watch that & costume party
@Vijay-tg7hf2 ай бұрын
A Franklin named Ben 😂😂😂
@greenereye3 ай бұрын
'TOP TEN SCROLLS TO MAKE' by "Snatch" Williams
@ChickenPerm2 ай бұрын
Number Poo: A Jake & Amir that is new! Not another scroll behind a patreon toll, for this makes all the day ones troll. I ate Chris Pine!
@LOLHICRONO3 ай бұрын
hell yea
@BryanV4Ай бұрын
It's so sick seeing Jake kind of write Amir, and visa versa - didn't expect that Also fun to see creators' processes all over. Some of the bigger laugh ones didn't make it in (hateful eight for e.g) - but also the evolution of the eating theme
@callahansimon182 ай бұрын
I’m sad that this video hasn’t been upvoted to karma heaven already!!!
@tdawg49983 ай бұрын
Scroll idea: SSN and mothers maiden name 😊❤😊❤
@anthonyschultz68013 ай бұрын
It was def good enough!!!! Please!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@charmazelion55372 ай бұрын
OMG THES EARW THE GUYS FROM CH
@StuckUnderTheCovers3 ай бұрын
Please make this
@MegaClaymore1233 ай бұрын
number seven: I'm thankful for REVERENDS
@Chris180Z3 ай бұрын
Amazeballs, for lack of a better term
@Chris180Z3 ай бұрын
Also, please do this sketch :)
@non_brewed_condiment3 ай бұрын
I want a Dingo solo show on headgum
@Kgnsbdj3 ай бұрын
Number 7, i need to have chris devin but he wouldn't be eating our raven, he should be on the table Jake: are you eating ravens on thankgiving? 6:53
@4UDIOTAPE2 ай бұрын
DO IT
@crispben3 ай бұрын
So funny
@GregTurismo3 ай бұрын
What are they watching?
@various33943 ай бұрын
Amir told me to leave a comment but I don’t listen to cannibals
@h.rpickens16993 ай бұрын
Too intoxicated. To properly communicate but SCROLL ME UP BABAY
@anthonyschultz68013 ай бұрын
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 thank you!!!!
@florencebrisco12313 ай бұрын
those black and white intros are waaaaaaayyy too long guys. It stops being cute after around the 7 second mark, and then people just skip past it.
@andresluz49733 ай бұрын
Boo
@florencebrisco12313 ай бұрын
@@andresluz4973 hello Mr Ghost
@RedLukey3 ай бұрын
Wrong. Absolutely wrong.
@florencebrisco12313 ай бұрын
@@RedLukey fine, i stand corrected. Consider my original comment nullified. But hear me now and hear me good: I will avenge the death of Penis Anthony DuBlinyay.
@andresluz49733 ай бұрын
@@florencebrisco1231 hold thy tongue, else amir will eat your dusty ass
@VK-sz4it3 ай бұрын
@JakeandAmir Unrelated to that. Did idea of Schwartz' milkman come from eggman (Pink flamingo)?