Jake and Amir: Mountain Hiker Part 1 w/ Ben Schwartz

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[@MrTopGunnar]

"... well im Stanley" i cracked up lol caught so off guard

[@julsjgreen]

First time he didn't stutter while coming up with a name.

[@101xp]

Wow I can't believe he actually said a normal name with no hesitation

[@gdogsgdogsgdogs]

It’s because they are all different people lol

[@Winteramen]

@@gdogsgdogsgdogs Mõoo. Mõoo.

[@Winteramen]

@@gdogsgdogsgdogs oh you're not a cow

[@coffin7904]

Moo cow moo

[@FreeMarketSecularist]

I'm gonna start using the line "We can talk about cows until they come home", "WTF is (blank), who is this guy?!", and "Do you have your (blank)? No. Good, you're gonna need it" in regular conversations. And on that day, I'll be uptoked to friend heaven, baby.

[@bobjimenez1716]

lol

[@Shzl47]

1 year later... how'd that work out for you?

[@MarioTransformer7001]

I think he's arrested

[@felixhultman8410]

3 years later... how'd that work out for you?

[@yonne5035]

4 years later... how'd that work out for you?

[@hellgirl013]

God I love when Ben joins up with jake and Amir

[@devinwordell9544]

Me two

[@brucebanner9856]

Devin Wordell Me three

[@buttersstotch407]

+SibberMokey me 6

[@user-jn3lg9um5e]

Me three times pie

[@that_one_momo_guy]

+Fraser You mean Jake and Amish

[@StevenRogers268]

"You hear that, tree?" Lol cracks me up every time

[@caspar.persson]

"you guys know bear grylls" "yeah" "yeah, well i'm stanley" i have to try that line sometime xD

[@felicityirwin3275]

The fuck is beef?

[@bfmw13]

When two grown men hang out and cry

[@peachforce]

Rice They're having a beef!

[@thatmanckid]

DaHanci They're beefing! They're beefing soy!

[@TheMinishKid]

"You hear that tree?" Lmao!!

[@dixiecronin7791]

"Cows has hooves!"

[@General12th]

This was the one episode (aside from the finale) when Ben actually came up with a good fake name for himself.

[@jeffbarrett3344]

+Adhitya Maniyan This is true.

[@josephp.1919]

"you can talk about cows until they come home...", oh. my. lawd. thats too much, too much funny for me.

[@veemunn]

"What the fuck is beef?" That just gets me every time. xD

[@samuelperezgarcia]

I like how Jake can take punches so nonchalantly.

[@iAdroiting]

"Do you have a safari hat" "No..." "Good cuz ur ganna need it" LMFAO!!!!

[@manchesterisblue1023]

Ben Schwartz is the funniest thing that happened to collegehumor

[@donnythedealer2571]

Very true

[@pjmathison9787]

2-0 Coys

[@izaakmccullough7522]

George Bush doesn't care about black people

[@mdzhottest12]

Hold back! hold back! hold back! Moo! Moo! Moo!

[@peachforce]

Oh, you're not a cow.

[@mdzhottest12]

DaHanci Why would you think i was a cow

[@peachforce]

mdzhottest12 M-M-M-M-Moo

[@mdzhottest12]

Catch Her!!!

[@laureneighmy3306]

I love Ben Schwartz; the ridiculous shenanigans he's in on are hilarious

[@TheKopulita]

About once a year I roll back and binge all of the Jake and Amir ft. Ben eps.

[@thatbadASSkidd]

"Hold back, hold back, hold back, mooo"

[@rnjbond230]

"I got you finally!" "YAYYY" I love that Amir is happy that he was caught

[@goth9ever]

i never liked bear grills i always prefered his brother wolf stirfry

[@jacobsittre8000]

IT'S WOLF BARBEQUE HOW DO YOU MISS THAT

[@aaronboothproduction]

We can talk about cows until they come home XD

[@lTripA361l]

"Hey my name is Ben Schwartz and together we can make a difference, Jake and Amiesh." lmao

[@ATB205]

That Netflix joke was so wonderfully subtle

[@StevenRogers268]

Wish I understood it… Netflix and stunt?

[@ATB205]

@@StevenRogers268 I watched it back and have no idea either. Whatever the joke was, it made me laugh 3 years ago.

[@MedicusMobius]

@@StevenRogers268 howdy yall

[@MedicusMobius]

@@ATB205 after too much time wasted digging, i found out he was trying to say "Netflix Instant" thats when they turned their business model from mailing discs, to the net

[@thedick009]

"Who's this jackalope you bring along?"

[@chaumas]

After all these years, the thing that sticks in my head about the episode most is that intro.

[@KevinHilt]

"We can talk about cows until they come home," I lost it there.

[@23jor23dan23]

"What the fuck is beef!?" Lmao

[@lipton112]

Most Dangerous Game of All *~Ben Schwartz*

[@sambarker6141]

Ben Schwartz finally came up with a normal name!

[@yesellestaken]

"Kid stop, you could give me two months straight to draw a cow and even then. I couldnt draw a fucking cow."

[@xavierlopez7295]

Literally looked up all the ben schwartz episodes for the "jake and amish" intro

[@ratbandit]

How does this have dislikes? This was one of the best J&A's in a very long time.

[@ClaytonBigsby01]

This trio is the funniest shit ive seen and I doubt anyone can get weird like these three.

[@dennisvargas7719]

Ben Schwartz is so funny omg

[@tico5999]

you know it's going to be great when Ben Schwartz is in it

[@noexcuses234]

one of the best jake and amir's i have ever seen

[@hinklebumjabber]

possibly one of the funniest ones I have seen, cant wait for the second part!

[@NotMyShoes]

I love Ben Schwartz. Can't wait for the outtakes of this.

[@shaigutt]

i love how amir and ben understand each other !

[@turney123]

can't wait for the outtakes

[@mukraf]

Hahahaha this is one of the best out of all the Jake & Amir videos

[@AnimalsAsLeaders100]

I freakin' love Ben Schwartz. There must be outtakes for this, there always is when Ben's involved.

[@magicgirl192]

Its always a fun time when this guy comes along. Time for an Amir hunt!

[@Schbene]

Ben is always so hilarious in these! Love him!

[@Tizou007]

Best one in a while

[@iambehindthemirror]

Every (or maybe almost every) episode with Ben Schwartz is great!

[@OfTheOverflow]

This is easily my most watched College Humor video ever!

[@RayneeDanielle]

love these sooooo much...thats all

[@SophieJackson1993]

‘We can talk about cows until they come home.’

[@maddylloyd97]

Hahaha this ep is gold. Amir is cute in this one when he's like waaahhhhh!

[@alexacheercat09]

I NEED to see the outtakes for this one

[@mccrayc15]

jake and amir has been getting a lot better these past few weeks

[@ipukerainbowz]

best episode in a longgg time

[@mrguy6121]

LOL the way jake says "why did u think i was a cow?" 1:42

[@GazpachoFlannery]

Ben Schwartz makes every jake and amir video amazing

[@TimBrownbread]

This is my favorite episode! I think about this when i out in real life and start smiling and laughing to myself.. :(

[@havingteawiththedevil]

"MOOOOO MOOOOOO!" Lmfao

[@pr1y]

this is one of my favorites in a while :D

[@srijeetqazi119]

is that jean ralphio???

[@AyupChuck]

yes

[@TheBroGunnerCow]

Srijeet Qazi no that's Stanley

[@PalaceIV]

No this is Patrick

[@thapinkprincess]

@@TheBroGunnerCow No thats Carrot Slat.

[@Nezziekake]

Ben: Ah i got you finally! Amir: Yaaaay! Lmao! ^^

[@TheMrfunkymunky]

Still watching, god i love this shit!!

[@offlineable]

This... is... amazing!

[@AmbiguityofExistence]

I was literally just about to post that lol. bless this

[@XxMichx]

Amir Jake and Ben literally make the greatest combo of comedians. i hope we will be seeing outtakes on this sooon?

[@OfTheOverflow]

Probably my fav Jake and Amir

[@poizunlady67]

Amir makes me giggle lol

[@tootsiekilla]

i liked this before even watching it! ben schwartz is awesome

[@PurplePenguinLPs]

lol this was one of the best J&A I've ever seen hahahaha

[@jingerstorm]

"Well i'm stanley!" gets me everytime lol

[@EricJayDz]

Ben Schwartz, thank you for being on my computer screen, it was lovely.

[@PwnBusiness]

i think this is my favorite one.

[@BellaBrittain]

what a funny episode, thanks! i love ben in 'house of lies!'

[@JimInFlames]

i dont think something more funny than jake with amir and ben vides can exist

[@SonnySulouff]

"Half the cars in America and Milwaukee are driven by bovines." LOL I LOVE YOU BEN SCHWARTZ!

[@pacrox2]

i liked and favorited before watching the video, only cuz jake and amir feat. ben shwartz

[@jhwang97]

"HOLDBACKHOLDBACKSTANDBACK- MOOO MOOO MOOO" Loooool.

[@mrsuperman2003]

HOLD BACK HOLD BACK HOLD BACK MOO MOO DONT WHY DID YOU THINK I WAS A COW COW COW MOOOOOO DONT stony!!!!

[@razka8281]

ben: a baby could get out of that net. amir: wahh!!!!

[@ANigerianPrince]

Love this! Oh my god how do they do this?

[@jongmagee]

this video is just FULL of win with that Farside reference lol

[@SpotRockAddict]

Funniest episode in a while

[@banodoship]

haha that tongue movement at 1:09 cracks me up XD

[@mrdee53]

This was really good lol

[@Sreyz]

lmfao funniest in a while

[@MrLargeForce]

wow another j&a i haven't seen

[@Melindax3Cardenas]

1:27 hhehuhuuh , LMFAOO I STARTED DYINGG

[@TheGoldenwolf522]

I love Ben!!!

[@dcat65]

I LOVE BEN!!!!

[@aggroeel2454]

"We can talk about cows until they come home" LOL! Get it, because the expression is: We can talk about 'til the cows come home

[@Phlafoo]

I love the far side!!

[@CrazyDave408]

I can't watch this without hearing the remix now.

[@JRPGrinder]

Ben is amazing.

[@boredadventures918]

Guys know bear grills yea? yeah well I'm Stanley

[@XxavierxX69]

I wanna watch this on my ipod!!!

[@o0OFeeNO0o]

The hunt is on!!

[@dreaminginnoother]

i love when ben is on jake and amir.

[@syrenia09]

Yay! Ben Schwartz is back!

[@DioxideCad]

OMG hes like a second amir, MOREMOREMORE

[@BDON1105trini]

WTF these two are freaking hilarious its good that Jake is lyk all calm and Amir is fckin crzy as hell

[@ImTwixtorXD]

Lol this is really funny!