Opie and Anthony: Pat From Moonachie's Lonely Existence (11/23/2005)

[@bsklasika]

im very happy that Pat finally got a good apartment in NY, a wife, dog and even kid. oh, wait, it was his twin Robert Kelly.

[@tonytomei1175]

😂😂😂😂😂👌👌

[@russBwright]

Lmfaoooo this is hilarious yet wholesome

[@Rob02150]

I love you Richard. Thanks for putting up all the Pat audio.

[@mgm8822]

I can’t understand how a parent can leave his kid. Just can’t even comprehend it.

[@sirloin7633]

You would if something like Pat popped out ...

[@onslaughtmp]

"Using those last precious breaths yelling at me" jesus lol

[@vitocarlucci111]

RIP

[@JIMJAMSC]

I could not make that call. Hell I dated a girl off/on 3 yrs after HS and 10 yrs later ran into someone who worked with her father "another pilot" and gave me her number. I stared at that piece of paper for 2 weeks even holding the phone in my hand but couldn't do it. Eventually threw it away.

[@soysaucehairdye7869]

Sadly I can relate to Pat. Both of my parents were dead by my 20s and so holidays do kind of suck since I am estranged from other members of my family. Though it isn't that bad since hanging out with family members can suck more. I am surprised Pat hasn't gotten sympathy laid due to his story being so sad. Girls can fall for the sad sack story.

[@chattingesque372]

good point. they love a ”project”, supposedly

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! WUSSAMADDA WITCHU?

[@bennyhath1789]

4:36

[@billorielly4450]

Worst comment section ever

[@tonytomei1175]

@Forrest Trump 😂😂😂

[@merces47letifer4]

MY FIRRRRD?