"You And What Army?" Compilation by AFX

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[@alecazam6755]

Shrek is so powerful that he is the only entity who can reverse the effects using the phrase. As most entities cause the foe to obtain an army, Shrek causes them to lose one.

[@Ninjaananas]

Shrek has supernatural powers for sure.

[@delksbwg3777]

While Shaggy causes the army to change sides while using 0,00001% of his power

[@CrackaDon]

​@@delksbwg3777 good job liking your own comment

[@alecazam6755]

@@CrackaDon Good job liking your own comment.

[@davidhong1934]

@@alecazam6755 Good job liking my own comment

[@rugedas87]

Everyone: example of irony. Shrek: example of sarcasm.

[@kittycuddler_4437]

yep

[@JosePerez-ts4gv]

Oh yeah you and what army

[@kittycuddler_4437]

@@JosePerez-ts4gv {army of dirt, rocks, and trees rise up behind me} this one, and this one {literal BIRDS start attacking you, yes BIRDS}

[@GamerBroMX]

"You planted Grass?"

[@marshallcorgard7432]

You forgot mr. electric who summons his own army after he says it

[@HolyChurchofForbiddenTexts]

Lesson learnt: *Never ask "You and what army" unless you're shrek*

[@deaconblackwood6785]

Ozz Bee Wood Or a masochist

[@vhgcv]

@@deaconblackwood6785 Or everyone's worst nightmare.

[@Juugo211]

And Ice Cube.

[@vhgcv]

@@Juugo211 Ice Cube?

[@Juugo211]

@@vhgcv 3:04

[@theanothermysteryoso4222]

Anyone: "You and what army?" Army: *Let us introduce ourselves* Shrek: "You and what army?" Army: *Aight, imma head out...*

[@karenruff9488]

Lol

[@cooperschlickau4062]

Good joke

[@chajas5529]

Because the army was too intimidated by Shrek and how big he was compared to them

[@Sonicteenhedgehog]

0:54;Uh oh, this is gonna be 'Shockingly' bad.

[@1th_to_comment.]

Shrek could beat Shaggy at 100% power

[@millersaur]

*Random army appears* Except, in Shrek’s case....in which they vanish haha

[@floofycupkim1197]

*the gem army falls out of the sky* this army Army: LEMME AT EM

[@Josi_twigg]

thats 2here all the armies come from, they were tha armies that ran away from shrek.

[@dajokahbaby1506]

Millersaur 1 And also megatron

[@Doubl_Troubl]

They got snapped

[@absolutelyshmooie7086]

Millersaur 1 rugrats

[@owl1095]

"You and who's army?" "Yo momma's" Hands down, Ice Cube nailed it.

[@ditnooitweer]

3:10

[@justincruz5720]

Has anyone ever had a time when you were strolling down the page while a video was playing and you came across a comment talking about a particular moment in said video right as that topic made its appearance? For example, I saw this exact comment about Ice Cube the same time Ice Cube shows up in the video.

[@bambo121212]

Agreed

[@Erkutno.1]

hello guys im a mosquito bro what ice cube movie is this i was looking everywere i can't find it

[@blazurkk.8357]

"Joe Mama"

[@z.m.n.1998]

Mr. Krab: HA, you and what army, punk? Plankton: What army? What army!? Look around you Krab. Mr. Krab: ...*Your planted grass?*

[@ronjayrose9706]

OOOOOOOOOOhhh

[@UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776]

Grass? HahahaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@matthewchristiansen9978]

Uh oh.

[@WantBadtime]

*RUN*

[@seanzulueta4122]

😂😂That made my day very relaxed.

[@jhawley031]

Tip: the move "you and what army" is highly effective with a 100% chance to summon an army, however if the summoner does not have an army to summon thatn the move will summon the opponents army instead to satisfy the 100% army summon chance.

[@RDGamer321]

Thankfully for Mr. Electric, I think that was his name, from Shark Boy and Lava Girl he did have an army to use in making this move. Everyone else? Not so much.

[@jojogacha974]

But if they already have there army with them it deletes there army

[@kirongauff4934]

@@jojogacha974 Shrek is an extremely effective example.😂😂🤣🤣

[@ethanodell8044]

Unless if you play in the Shrek universe, where this move immediately removes an army from the field. This happens due to the universe’s special effect, “trope parody”, where common moves throughout other universes have their effects reversed in this universe

[@derekosoriomartinez5974]

@@ethanodell8044 Or if your Starscream from Transformers and Megatron asks “You and what army?” and realize Starscream has no army to back him up

[@julzzville21]

Americans: "You and what army?" British: "You and whose army?"

[@bruhlaro5416]

The English ask whose army so they know who to invade next.

[@playerzero7890]

True

[@AnimeGamer501st]

*Laughs with my French allies*

[@rezarionbyakudan]

Jerusalem: oh ho you are aproching me? England: I cant *CRUSADE YOU* without getting closer

[@TheTingamauser]

@@rezarionbyakudan why britain?

[@fracturedyt7377]

Literally anyone: "You and what army?" An army: *appears out of nowhere or plugs

[@robbiewalker2831]

Bill Cipher Or Mr. Electric, since he’s the one who summons the Plugs. Oh and Megatron, since he’s in control of his own army, and therefore, makes Starscream his bitch.

[@polakk5912]

@Bill Cipher You're

[@edyram22]

You just had to ask.

[@Chandelure_F-5]

@Bill Cipher, get blasted by determination!

[@Onyxzegamer]

Ooh that’s a good army

[@thevioletskull8158]

Did you make a "you shouldn't have said that" compilation?

[@MM-sc9vg]

Booker T

[@keeganwright1803]

And sneak in a cheeky hagrid "I shouldn't have said that"

[@FactStash101]

Shouldn't have*

[@sombertownds149]

It can’t be done theres too many

[@robbycarlson6133]

Age of ultron

[@chimppimpin420]

"Dad I tried to go to school but this guy wouldn't let me..." "Oh ya him and what army?" "The U.S. Army" "Oh that's a good army..."

[@benjamin6523]

But I go over and beat ham up

[@davidsmalldridge514]

@@benjamin6523 Oh Really? You And What Army?

[@ttc_acronym]

​@@davidsmalldridge514THIS ARMY!

[@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo]

@@ttc_acronymI’m pretty sure your army was a little bit late to the fight

[@ttc_acronym]

@@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo GORSH DANG IT! :

[@nochill1588]

"You and what army?" "Look around you krabs* "Ya plantin grass?"

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

GRASS?! *HUEHUEHUEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA*

[@solargaruda]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

Uh oh.

[@lewisdavila8401]

ITS WEED!! *YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY KUSH NIGGA!!*

[@getoffmychannel4695]

As soon as I read this comment that came up on the video

[@temmierules6016]

"Dad I tried to go to school but this guy won't let me." "Oh yeah? Him and what army?" "The U.S. Army." "Oh, that's a good army." I LOVE THAT ONE XD

[@rensvincentrevamonte2922]

I am still laughing cause of that.

[@yvesus7]

LOL SAME

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Back when Family Guy was at its finest

[@reverentfox3677]

Would be even better if he asked “U and what army?”

[@code066funkinbird3]

@@crimsonmaelstrom573 what happened

[@xavierjackson2302]

Captain America: Prepare to be defeated Thanos Thanos: Yeah? You and what army? Portals start opening Thanos: Oh.........

[@daziharkazar5584]

NO SPOILER!

[@sk2animations]

HAHA

[@sk2animations]

That spoiled tho well thank God I have already watched it

[@sticktheok]

Dazihar Kazar the spoilers ban was lifted so we can spoilers

[@GloriG_C17]

*ATTAAAACKK!! (with tf2 soldier sound)

[@rubenherreramomazos2075]

Logic in cartoons Hero: You and what army? Army: *APPEARS*

[@Sonicteenhedgehog]

Sometimes, the villain can say that line, but an uno reverse card for Shrek.

[@CobiVonSchweetz]

"You had to ask" is the sometimes what comes after that quote.

[@DRUMCANJONES22]

Ikr

[@blue.inferno]

And "You has say it did you" and "You couldn't keep quiet didn't you"

[@dishsoap446]

And "That army..."

[@apenasmaisumdiogo.7115]

When a cliche subversion turns out to be a cliche

[@dear_myself]

Pewdiepie: I'm gonna stop you T-series: oH yEaH..yOu aNd wHat Army? *9 years old army appeared*

[@SabertoothedFrostbite]

LMAO 🤣

[@jasondoesyt9504]

LMAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@pumpkin_the_snek]

Bro army you spedhole

[@hiiamnicehiiamnice5697]

Take the Ls T series

[@whatcanigetwith1video674]

T-series: oh shit

[@kicker19539]

The lesson here: NEVER UTTER THOSE FOUR SACRED WORDS!!!!

[@mr.piggly5884]

kicker19539 unless you’reshrek

[@changsiah2]

You and what army

[@kicker19539]

Chang Siah Lim (Entire army spawns in front of him)

[@changsiah2]

@@kicker19539 time to get the guns

[@lolzicon1237]

Help, what is the cartoon in 7:33

[@Billtendo2001]

6:54 "You and what army?" "I don't need an army. Just one monster will do."

[@bryandillon-campbell]

Power Rangers in Space

[@ronaldking6149]

"Him and what army" "... The U.S. Army" "Ah thats a good one."

[@GamerBroMX]

"That's a good army..."

[@quintinmorse26]

@@GamerBroMX you shouldn't say that Peter griffin 2:40

[@benjamin6523]

Yea well

[@mettatonneo1147]

You planted grass?

[@Artist_Unbound]

Grass?!

[@castroedgar316]

@@Artist_Unbound AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@professorhulk8259]

@@castroedgar316 Uh-oh.

[@Tweeks_Coffee_02]

😂

[@matthewchristiansen9978]

@Ethan Luc Borlaza AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[@sushithefluffball809]

*OH YEA YOU AND WHAT ARMY!!* 2:50 Facebook?

[@JurassicKM]

Welp, can't unsee that.

[@танкист108]

Also a meme

[@hautran8296]

This how facebooks was _Y O U N G_

[@g_jabonsophiap.3714]

Lmao 😂

[@ronjayrose9706]

Fart wad

[@onedaxster]

Madagascar: "Hey, I'll knock your turtle right off, pal!" "Yeah? You and what army, stripes?" "You mess with him, you mess with me, coward!"

[@MPEntertainmentJCC]

I was looking for that one too

[@mortonscastle5811]

Stalin: I’m gonna get back at you Hitler: you and what army *soviet national anthem intensifies*

[@davudlastname2545]

you mean our army

[@renewincelestian5007]

And Then the T-34s cameee

[@jesuschrist2265]

I like these kind of jokes, historical jokes

[@cheeseham9503]

His army of cold weather.

[@nade_s9220]

0:34 whats that show called

[@christopheredwards788]

THE U.S. ARMY!!

[@edicus1899]

Ah,that's a good army

[@Danny-os1sf]

It was the one where Peter creates an independent nation (Petoria) in his house and then the US army arrive after Peter invades Quagmire's pool.

[@uselesshooman7147]

*THE USSR ARMY*

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

cringe

[@trinitywarren4259]

Christopher Edwards oh say can you seeee, by the dawns early light!

[@BlueSpider7400]

"I wouldn't do that if I were you" compilation, please!

[@damianprock1650]

That I'd like to see

[@shaibullard8870]

That's a good one

[@damianprock1650]

@@shaibullard8870 my thoughts exactly

[@BlueSpider7400]

thesebsanimation studio How did you find me?

[@damianprock1650]

@@thesebsanimationstudios1455 yeah, that's a good one

[@abbyroach4869]

I love Danny Phantom when he said, "You and what toaster?" That was really funny :)

[@matesboat9466]

Never EVER dare to say these four words in conjunction to anyone. Unless you're Shrek, of course.

[@plushpea8775]

You and what army

[@bluefoxy6478]

@@plushpea8775 the U.S army.

[@plushpea8775]

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[@brunobrx3599]

@@plushpea8775 what army,look around You kermit

[@tomithino456]

Or Shaggy

[@atlanticsquib7232]

Actually, lesson learned, always ask “you and what army” so your opponent reveals their surprise army pre emptively giving you a chance to decide if it’s worth fighting or running

[@stalinjosefstalin480]

Nigerundayo

[@farukemirsahin9572]

Unless you're an ogre.

[@Sonicteenhedgehog]

Dr.Eggman:"1:27"

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@farukemirsahin9572 or Mr. Electric.

[@connorking4791]

Oh yeah, him and who's army? The U.S. army. Oh huh, that's a pretty good army.

[@Springdude11]

Yeah

[@hamdaanchalky7724]

*Soviet anthem dies out*

[@jameswesley5694]

Peter is just joking,we all know this!!!

[@jimjohnson4884]

james wesley he actually wasn’t joking this is common sense in 2019 lol Get the fuck off of our KZbin and go look up facts and shit about the US army as well as the military on its own If the US army told you to do something you’d drop everything, stand at attention, and do it instantly while all the big men in the back laugh and wait to force you to do more stuff for them lol

[@aveteranplayer6403]

@@jameswesley5694 No, USA army/armed forces are the most deadliest army of the world...

[@domtaylor1887]

Ones I recognize: 0:00- Teen Titans (2003): The End 0:19- Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Don't know what episode) 0:44- Sharkboy and Lavagirl 1:11- Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 1:27- Spongebob Squarepants: Plankton's Army 2:36- Family Guy: E Peterbus Unum 2:46- Shrek 3:14- The Tick (Don't know what episode) 3:55- The Transformers: Starscream's Brigade 4:04- The Real Ghostbusters: The Boogeyman Cometh 4:13- Gargoyles (Don't know what episodes) 4:21- GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra 4:45- Recess: Schools Out 5:52- The Jetsons (Don't know what episode) 6:25- Danny Phantom (Don't know what episode) 6:37- Doctor Who: The Magicians Apprentice and The Pandorica Opens 6:51- Power Rangers: In Space (Don't know what episode) 7:19- Family Guy Star Wars: It's A Trap 7:45- Spongebob Squarepants: One Krab's Trash 8:19- Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[@jackychen8143]

0:34 -Penn Zero Part-time Hero: I am still Super

[@asteroidxarmageddon2354]

3:14 -The Tick: Leonardo DaVinci and his Fightin Genius Time Commandos

[@TimeTravelinc]

And what is 3:40? Looks Australian

[@eren34558]

Thank you

[@coldninja6841]

1:59 ed,edd and eddy (idk the episode)

[@waylon.g59]

Do a “any last words” compilation

[@silverCandyshops]

i hope eddsworld's in it "Any LAST WORDS?" "I'm... sorry." lolsorrykbye

[@mememaster5322]

@@silverCandyshops eddsworld is overrated

[@sactheboy6678]

@Waylon Farris "yours not mine"

[@professorhulk8259]

@@HylianSith920 Huh?

[@zaquarviousgaffney2423]

@@zackiet731 language

[@cloroxbleach7554]

Only Shrek survived all this. Too OP.

[@hob_channel]

No.

[@danielwalker481]

Nah mr electric is far more powerful, he practically has sheen as his puppet

[@chrish8584]

no Mr. krabs did too watch the show

[@shannonbrault1533]

NeRf ShReK

[@brendenseitz3347]

The rare third case on TV Tropes.

[@nbaclipsforever]

shrek did the reverse you and what army PRAISE THE LORD Edit: 2:46

[@deathmachine4583]

So did Mr. Electric

[@breather8758]

Shrek snapped his fingers

[@hikariwuff]

Army what and you

[@sketzyy2718]

He has the reverse card

[@nbaclipsforever]

Wow just one week and this already has 608 likes Thanks 👌🏻

[@jomarvinky3240]

Can we appreciate that he ACTUALLY added the Book of life?

[@Princess_-gp3ep]

YES! The book of life is really underrated and it needs more appreciation.

[@Danadryl]

*Do a “Is That All You Got?” Compilation*

[@reggie8643]

YEAH

[@tailsthegreenninja2003]

You had to ask!

[@BailcuryG27]

Yeah. You have to ask.

[@tonnymarceloayalamallqui8116]

Damit i was going to say next

[@gettheleadoutaerosmith]

First Name Last Name Micah from RDR2 could be in it.

[@gearstorm754]

Fortnite: we will plague the internet! Me: You And What Army? 5 year old army appears. Me: Oh. That army...

[@gearstorm754]

@Colin Stack 5 star line.

[@JuanGomez-ke5py]

@Colin Stack what are we Army Elsword

[@MrVidman14]

*Apex legends appears*

[@repatillo6870]

*Tetris 99 appears*

[@MrVidman14]

@chupacabra village fortnight is cancer

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Evacuate the city Engage all defenses And get this man an army

[@roberte.o.speedwagon5811]

Give him an army. What army? W A I T

[@andjelostrbulovic]

Wakanda forever

[@someguyudontknow6038]

Hey ur that guy that I see on jars vids also those power lvl channels

[@nicolaridolfi6510]

Opponent 1: "You and what army?" Opponent 2: proceeds to make his personal version of portal's scene from Avengers Endgame

[@djrobotnik299]

"At least it's not raining" compilation.

[@chriagaru]

* gets stabbed *

[@jalenconyers6604]

The family guy one would be best

[@josephgamble2230]

Least nothing cant get any worse line

[@j-sant-animations8105]

This one needs to happen.

[@panqueque3441]

Any stories to share?

[@bobafett2711]

"You and what army?" "Yo momma's"

[@digitalcamaro9708]

Simply Mike *OHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@mr_majikku7050]

"You and whose army?" *Y A M A M A ' S*

[@sombertownds149]

No u

[@mr_majikku7050]

@sombertownDS 1 no u

[@sombertownds149]

#uno_reverse_card

[@Nadoes5995]

@@sombertownds149 no u

[@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee]

No u

[@dhiarrheaexplosion5054]

4:58 what a perfect timing

[@Synonymous_Legion]

Moral of the story: Shrek is the only “one man army “ to manipulate the whole “you & what army?” Trope.

[@scorpioice]

We already saw that comment.

[@gotrillla608]

No it's just if there is already an army on screen then if you say you and what army then the army will disappear

[@narrihson8747]

What about m i s t e r e l e c t r i c

[@fordf-2505]

And Megatron

[@princeofpokemon2934]

Another moral of the story: do not ask that question unless you have an army of your own.

[@worldtriggerfan6296]

You and what army? What army? WHAT ARMY? This army You planted grass?

[@sambridhathapa4313]

The way Plankton laughs 🤣

[@Rising_Lightning]

Illusion 100

[@Barri2410]

@@sambridhathapa4313 Plankton: Grass? Mwahahaha!!! All Planktons : MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@sambridhathapa4313]

@@Barri2410 Hahaha, its so funny. Gets me everytime.

[@Barri2410]

@@sambridhathapa4313 XD

[@tiaaaron3278]

Lord of the Rings one still gives me chills.

[@SierraGustafson]

Same here!

[@blademaster1227]

Not me I thought it was cool!

[@Sonicteenhedgehog]

Cat:"2:58"

[@anomaly395]

@@blademaster1227 Same thing chief

[@GlitchanBlack]

4:01 Best "You and what army?" yet.

[@playerzero7890]

“What army?” “The U.S Army.” “Oh yeah, that’s a pretty good army.”

[@briancorreia8406]

You planted grass?

[@demonzrising2545]

I liked this comment because that part was funny but mostly because it was on 69 so I had to fix that

[@user-es3dr5xk8f]

"Oh, that's a good army." He said that.

[@Artist_Unbound]

Do a "I heard that!" Compilation

[@seancwilich8852]

Isn't that from the Barth sketch on You Can't Do That On Television? ;)

[@Artist_Unbound]

@@seancwilich8852 I guess

[@inkbendy3524]

I heard that!!!

[@christianparrish7544]

Perfect!

[@thomasweeden2683]

“This is a load of barnaclessss”

[@katgonzales1056]

"At least things can't get any worse" compilation

[@oferzilberman5049]

I'm your 100th like, do i get something special?

[@katgonzales1056]

@@oferzilberman5049 your sure do a subscriber bro

[@oferzilberman5049]

TY!

[@NoobMaster-vk1mr]

Beef Boss 10 nobody wants a subscription from someone who made their KZbin account for a fortnite character

[@oferzilberman5049]

And who told you that?

[@yannizo]

2:17 That's clever

[@jaythebomb6355]

Disney: we’re taking Spider-Man back Sony: you and what army *avengers theme intensifies*

[@hunter-7772]

Jay The bomb yes yes yes

[@an0rangutan]

That was DEFINITELY an Avengers level threat!

[@AnickYT]

Loki: I got an army! Tony: Well we got hulk.

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

@@AnickYT we have 70 alternate accounts.

[@AnickYT]

@@TomEyeTheSFMguy ?

[@ich6654]

"You and what army?" "This Army!" *4 random dudes jumping out of bushes*

[@sroikyboiisfire5219]

Vietnam war in a nutshell.

[@Bowling4986]

Oh, that army.

[@sean2hendley]

Ooh that's a good army

[@kylie9687]

Thor: “is that the best you can do ?” *army of robots appear* Steve: “you had to ask”

[@makthemaniac1]

What he was meant to say : you and what army

[@normadgarmez7026]

When Thor said that, my friends and I were like: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️he just had to say that.

[@The_Great_Letter_E]

Everyone is talking about how shrek caused an army to disappear, but nobody has mentioned how Mr. Electric used THE phrase and summoned one for himself

[@brayloncastilleja5884]

“Him and what army” “The U.S. Army” *”Oh that’s a good army”*

[@charlesralph7105]

Nice

[@supnowbruv465]

Toaster > Army

[@FadedSA]

I need a link to this clip plz

[@austindraws4876]

Supnowbruv “oh yeah you and what toaster” I remember watching that it was so funny to me idk why

[@supnowbruv465]

"All toasters toast toast" - Mario "Jumpman" Mario

[@armoredman6941]

“Oh yeah him and what army?” “The us army”

[@docbrown8404]

That's a good army lol

[@Springdude11]

"Oh that's a good army..."

[@Big_Bad_Gammon]

Your oil is gone now.

[@mentelgen3274]

Armoredman10 .02 the best army of all of Thems

[@rustycookiepekka6875]

2:36

[@Kurayamiblack]

*my brain after hearing it too much* - You and what army? - You and what are me? - You and what are we? - Who and what are we? *Eventually stops thinking*

[@synchrolord]

Yoandwatarmy

[@Spirit_Rider666]

Yogurth water key.

[@mikuthemimikyu7065]

You under whatarmie

[@yagsyags5694]

We are Devo.

[@PlasticBagmanthe2nd]

you remind me of someone stuck on space that stopped thinking.

[@birbjones4848]

"you and what army?" It was at that moment that Nathan knew...

[@boogster6771]

*_You just had to ask, didn't you?_*

[@ziyaadmoerat5644]

Yes

[@josephgamble2230]

You have to ask didnt you maybe something like that

[@ErenBombenleger]

Everyone: You and what army? Intellectuals: You and what toaster?

[@demonzrising2545]

Ah yes, Danny Phantom

[@davidsmalldridge514]

@@demonzrising2545 You're Saying That? Is That Correct? You And Whose Army?

[@aleksandarvil5718]

British: *You and whose army??*

[@sethfrisbie3957]

Me:You and what standing stumbling sterile army whose balls are cut off to the point that when they speak they only groan in pain every time someone mentions how they got castrated? How's that for a standing army?

[@lavenderaxokitty1163]

"You're toast" "Oh yeah? You and what toaster?" That part tho XD

[@theguywhowantsfood6886]

I was about to say how did someone forget about that part

[@causeycamden4773]

If you were the trophy at the end of my race, i would walk backwards

[@merpmerpyoureaderp6103]

best one ever

[@hmmm.74]

@dフ1キム乙乇乇メム乃リイ乇oキc Me too

[@MarshadowintheShadows]

DUDE WHY DID YOU BRING A TOASTER?! Toaster dude: Idk

[@balieydavis7636]

0:09 Beast boy: oh Yeah, You and what army?

[@tonnialinnen9995]

PJ Masks and Sofia the First used the same quote! 😂🤣😅

[@TigerWing141]

An army of 🔥 monsters! And 0:16

[@pacmanrules2258]

You just had to ask, didn’t ya?

[@christianasuncion]

0:17

[@Random_Nobody_Official]

Gee, thanks for telling me that I forgot my ears at school!

[@professorhulk8259]

Do a "Time for Plan B" compilation

[@qllei5259]

RUSH B!!!!!

[@Slightlycamouflaged]

And if plan B doesnt work remember there are 26 words in the alphabet

[@nonameprivileges5461]

Lol

[@glassofwater281]

“You planted grass?” “Grass! Uhahahaha!” *”AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!”*

[@zonecalibur372]

Grass!

[@nancyzamorano7373]

Useless Goddess *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

[@castroedgar316]

Oh uh

[@shenelljohnson74]

Dude i see you everywhere, da hell.

[@glassofwater281]

shenell johnson it’s not just me, it’s just a lot of people using this stupid picture. So I joined because it was funny.

[@amadmadmadhatter276]

Shark boy and Lavagirl flipped it on it's head. Instead of the person without the army asking, the man with the army asked it.

[@SpookyMarine]

A Mad, Mad, Mad Hatter Brilliant writing right there

[@lol-xy5nc]

He was tired of waiting for them to ask

[@vandragon4524]

don't forget shrek where the army run when he ask it

[@madrugaiden2317]

What else could we expect from such masterpiece of a movie.

[@axaturdoor7553]

Army Types: The Villain’s Army: Shows up when asked of one or whenever to show off to the protagonists. One Man Army: Only the person asked is bold enough to fight their enemy/enemies without anybody at their side. (Or they have the strength to back themselves up) Backfired Army: The person’s army runs away in fear of their enemies or against their leader.

[@crayzeegaming9726]

2:49 Lord Facebook, that’s a first.

[@amyrose9853]

LOL

[@sonario0074]

It really does look like an early prototype for the logo.

[@butterwillblaze8616]

Slade: I'm taking her BeastBoy: Oh yeah, you and WHAT ARMY? Slade: *(Introduces the entire fire nation)*

[@zaquarviousgaffney2423]

Beast boy: *screams*

[@anangrytomato3093]

*YOU HAD TO ASK, DIDN'T YOU*

[@ewwjelly]

Beast Boy: AAAAAHHH!!! Cyborg: You had to ask, Didn't you?

[@AMT911]

#TBNRFrags

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

That show actually used to be good

[@BananabroJr]

"Oh ya you and what toaster" Is the best line

[@tristingoshen2030]

Oh really you an what army?!

[@RajKumar-zv2fe]

Yea im getting Danny Phantom vibes

[@ilovechilidogs73]

Oh ya you and what robot

[@meganprime5243]

@@RajKumar-zv2fe I’m getting Danny Phantom vibes too!

[@Sonicteenhedgehog]

Sonic:"Destroy me, you and what mustache?!"Mixel:"Oh yeah, you and what Mixel?!"Poe:"Oh yeah, you and what army?!"

[@Emanuele_Polisena]

7:19 LMAO 😂😆😁

[@LyterEnterprise]

Shrek is the only one who makes the army dissapear after saying "you and what army" Just goes to show the kind of omnipotent being that he is.

[@qmchale5130]

And Mr. Electric summons one as he says it.

[@tylerjeune5572]

Shrek is basically a one man army

[@quintinmorse26]

That was my favorite 2:59

[@Giornowithoutamustache11]

“By the order of Lord Farquad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and... transport you to a... designated... resettlement... facility?” “Oh really? You and what army?” (Army runs) “D*** it!” “...This is the part... where you run away.”

[@tiaaaron3278]

Nah, it just shows it doesn't matter who says "what army?" as long as you're the protagonist, it's all gonna be fine.

[@PhantoMace2012]

Best parts 0:15 beast boy’s scream 7:23 Stewie: Oh, now you’ve done it.

[@munday8617]

What is the show that starts at 4:13 ?

[@squiddles1678]

Stewpid

[@noctuadiscipulum9715]

@@squiddles1678 *chew*

[@Yoswek]

The best parts were 0:00 and 8:52

[@aceofspades2924]

What about 2:36 the us army

[@vladimirlenin9120]

“You and what army?” **An Army appears**

[@mekagoji7442]

Frick

[@Haywood_Jablowmi420]

*An Army has joined the server*

[@mekagoji7442]

@@Haywood_Jablowmi420 Heck

[@youraveragemachine1013]

oh,thats a good,army.

[@amyjewel8840]

"You had to ask, didn't you !?".

[@BrendanBarney]

How about, “Put em Up!”

[@josephgamble2230]

Stay Back and Hold Up

[@GreenBoy9000]

Hello, Brendan. It's been a while.

[@crixxbrixx]

I edited this comment so you don’t know why it got so many likes

[@williamfairchild7439]

Family Guy

[@sans1099]

Ottoman Army!

[@gdbubafitt2971]

TuDUDE PLAYS you have cool logo

[@crixxbrixx]

sosy jopy Thanks

[@xxgachamysticxx4547]

"Whose army?" "The US Army" Me: That's cute. Them: "You and what army?" Me: The cartoon mulitverse army. *Every cartoon army appears*

[@xolo_mrmr]

That phrase is suicidal

[@youtubeenigma8316]

Could it get any worse?

[@kevinfrazier2586]

@@youtubeenigma8316 Careful, that's the next phrase that can fuck you up

[@justafanoftk1092]

@@youtubeenigma8316 Ah the "At least things can't get any worse" type quote huh?

[@youtubeenigma8316]

@@justafanoftk1092 yes good sir, and I can see you are a fellow user of the "ah the '[insert quote] type quote" type quote. Good taste, good sir, good taste.

[@justafanoftk1092]

@@youtubeenigma8316 A very marvelous quote by you sir. I see good tidings in your path

[@navinkb100]

may I recommend: "Me and My Big Mouth" compilation "See ya, wouldn't want to be ya" compilation "That makes two of us!" compilation "Backstreet Boys or *NSYNC references in Film and Television"

[@ghostlycreations6]

2:49 Oh that's where the facebook logo came from.

[@kidshotgun5690]

Oh HAHAHA

[@narutouzumakiandnatsu5024]

Lol

[@maya-wy8ml]

Ghostly Creations LMAO

[@jayshadex]

@Pokémon ultra Sun fan 647, RABBIDS! GODZILLA! How bout an f u.

[@vitamin227]

XD

[@thethinker9775]

4:58 I thought that was the old woman's army

[@UnTheFeatable]

The Thinker ikr

[@meatcat7070]

same

[@SammyAnimations]

Shes from Recess Kids so the kids probably

[@stickman3564]

Right fuckin hilarious

[@edwardo6834]

Yep

[@micah2455]

Lesson learned: don't say it Unless you're Megatron (or shrek)

[@markwilson4078]

4:17 Or Brooklyn

[@tylerjeune5572]

Or anyone who doesn't necessarily NEED an army.

[@tiaaaron3278]

Or Aragorn.

[@tribot_leader]

Or that villain electric teacher from sharkboy and lava girl

[@Queenmosura-kx5cu]

You and what army?

[@asriel701]

Hey look!!! It's Shovel Knight 4:36

[@aguywithnovids6821]

Peta: "Steve Irwin killed alot of animals" The internet: "Stop that now" Peta: "You and what army" The Whole Internet

[@wrenproductions5435]

YES

[@monoluktaalak9398]

You mean the world

[@monoluktaalak9398]

FREDRICK ADAMKIEWICZ everybody who know he existed (besides PETA)

[@MrBongo-pe9zb]

Lol

[@eren34558]

Good thinking

[@braybray13ytmore48]

Mr. Krabs: Yeah you and what army?! Plankton: LOOK AROUND YA KRABS! Mr. Krabs: You planted grass? Plankton: GRASS!!?? *HILLY BILLY LAUGHING*

[@meganprime5243]

Mr. Krabs: Uh-oh!

[@aleksandarvil5718]

@@meganprime5243 Mr. Krabs & Squidward : *AAAAAAHHH*

[@cyborg428105]

Plankton’s Army: Beats them down and puts them in a toilet

[@autisticChronicles360]

"The Grass":

[@greatgrandmaofficial]

😢

[@menethemene1555]

2:53 wow guys look it’s Facebook back then XD

[@JAJrPhotography]

Lol

[@Blaze00XD]

That’s immediately what I thought as well

[@corenlavolpe6143]

I didn't realize how prolific this line of dialogue was. Very interesting seeing all these examples.

[@christiancinnabars1402]

You and What Army [Spell Card] _“Diminishes opponent’s morale. Reduces the ATK of all monsters on the opposing side of the field by 1,000.”_ This Army [Trap Card] _“Activates when opponent uses ‘You and What Army.’ Reverse the card’s effect, and Special Summon level 3 or lower monsters from your Deck in Attack Position up until there are no more monster card zones left.”_

[@GXrst64tlc]

These need to be real cards.

[@Giornowithoutamustache11]

If you duel as Shrek, This Army’s effect is negated. Because he’s the only one that isn’t a victim to this phrase...

[@YourLocalMairaaboo]

@@Giornowithoutamustache11 they didn't buy the trap card. They blew all the money on the bounty.

[@QuackingQuack]

I love a good Yu-Gi-Oh reference

[@majickman]

That trap card would be extremely overpowered if the spell that had to be activated for it to work wasn't garbage.

[@mechanicalfruit9659]

Britain and france: germany stop invading countries Germany: you and what army *france surrounders and britian jumps back to britian*

[@samjohnson3899]

US or Russia takes em out. Funny though Germany got ripped, bankrupt and wasn't or still isn't allowed a large army. Now they are defending countries, 3-5 countries owe them billions and are a top super power.

[@Astralopithicus]

France and britian : that army

[@marjcurato8091]

Hetalia?

[@christopherbravo1813]

Germany: I'm going to conquer Europe. France: hah! You and what army? Germany: this army! *Germany invades France*

[@HealingVoice39]

Watch France give up

[@gerardorodriguez7500]

Can you do “You're Despicable”, “You'll Never Take Me Alive Coppers”, “I'm Surrounded By”, “So long Suckers” and “Can't Get Any Worst” Compilations

[@nicholasdruce5346]

"ATTACK!!!"

[@iCherub]

Omg yes!

[@nicholasdruce5346]

"HALT!", and "ENOUGH!"

[@toast3374]

All of those except "it can't get any worse" aren't even said often

[@gerardorodriguez7500]

Charcoal Frog joker: You’re Despicable

[@josiascolon8014]

You forgot The Rise Of Gru when Belle Bottom said, “Oh! So you’re gonna save the kid? Hahaha! Yeah, you and what army?”

[@26_swords]

“You and what army” Naruto: “Shadow Clone Jutsu” Naruto: “My army”

[@agent_saiyan_yt]

Lol

[@amazingagent5782]

Ha

[@brokengadget3586]

Армия моя

[@nacholopezcasas1757]

Cringe

[@somedude2763]

Inb4 shrek

[@glassofwater281]

“That’s a pretty good army.”

[@RandomPerson-fu3ro]

Oh yeah yeah

[@HoochJune]

gay

[@eshamtheunholy2030]

"You and what army?" "Your mama's"

[@boyscouts83712]

😎

[@Thegameshowhost420]

I think you mean *joe mama*

[@eshamtheunholy2030]

@@Thegameshowhost420 No 3:04

[@Thegameshowhost420]

It’s a joke mate r/woosh

[@eshamtheunholy2030]

@@Thegameshowhost420 double r/wooosh

[@PatrickMenesesYTOfficial4945]

Moral of the story: Never underestimate your opponent.

[@flareblade1420]

Unless you're Shrek.

[@toothpick-h7x]

Do a “I’m Ready” Compilation

[@AJ-xc4qe]

And start with SpongeBob!

[@toothpick-h7x]

A J yes because I Love Spongebob so much

[@JohnSmith-lt1ck]

Half of the video would be Spongebob episodes

[@toothpick-h7x]

John Smith I wish all of the episodes But thanks for the reply though

[@akumu2225]

The classic cliche lol The Army is Voice activated by the phrase “You and what army?”

[@mrmicdogmant.a.f6849]

KZbin: take down your vid or I'll ban you Me: you and what army? *_DEMONITIZATION SIGNS FLOOD THE ROOM_*

[@mrmicdogmant.a.f6849]

@Selim Sultan Akbar KZbin has an army of demonitization.

[@wccaccountingservices1881]

How did u do the black letters? And tell me the checked letters

[@wccaccountingservices1881]

Slash lined letters

[@mucchin2222]

@@wccaccountingservices1881 If u want strike trough words just put a word between two minus sign -Test-

[@raraveee4063]

If only if this was in the vid

[@lilbrojoe2]

You miss the one from Buffy Season 3 Episode 8 where Spike says, "You and what army?"

[@Awfulfeature]

“You and what Army?” “The American Army.” “Wait wha-“ *Fortunate Son intensifies*

[@thedarksideofthemoon9612]

Oh thats a pretty good army....

[@Awfulfeature]

Them and Florida man.

[@davidsmalldridge514]

@@thedarksideofthemoon9612 Ohp. Now You've Done It.