100 Greatest One-Liners: Before The Kill

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Film List (in order of appearance):
Independence Day (1996)
Predator (1987)
Scarface (1983)
They Live (1988)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Terminator (1984)
Cobra (1986)
Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
Action Jackson (1988)
True Grit (1969)
Stargate (1994)
Friday The 13th (2009)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
The Mummy Returns (2001)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Star Trek (2009)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
Air Force One (1997)
Commando (1985)
Die Another Day (2002)
Die Hard (1988)
The Rock (1996)
Leon: The Professional (1994)
The Heat (2013)
300 (2006)
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
GoldenEye (1995)
Moonraker (1979)
Robocop (1987)
Tremors (1990)
Wolverine (2013)
True Lies (1994)
Casper (1995)
Judge Dredd (1995)
The Lion King (1994)
The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Matrix (1999)
The Boondock Saints (1999)
The Dark Knight (2008)
Batman (1989)
Batman Begins (2005)
Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)
Death Wish 2 (1982)
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
Stone Cold (1991)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Big Game (2014)
Con Air (1997)
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Dr. No (1962)
The Dead Pool (1988)
Equilibrium (2002)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Jaws (1975)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
RoboCop (1987)
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010)
Scream (1996)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Star Wars (1977)
Terminator (1984)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
WALL-E (2008)
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
The Princess Bride (1987)
Transformers (2007)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Unforgiven (1992)
Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Blade (1998)
Clear And Present Danger (1994)
I Come In Peace (1990)
X-Men (2000)
Sudden Impact (1983)
Eraser (1996)
Heist (2001)
Highlander (1986)
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009)
The Condemned (2007)
Child’s Play (1988)
The Rookie (1990)
The Running Man (1987)
The Running Man (1987)
The Running Man (1987)
V For Vendetta (2006)
The Thing (1982)
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986)
The Karate Kid II (1986)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
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[@JuiceboxDesmond]

Schwarzenegger had at least 10 more that weren't shown here. He's the king of one liners before the kill.

[@CoolIHandIMatt]

Stick around

[@Salem-1610]

Knock knock.

[@joghnlogan2472]

Gladys Jaclyn soto.posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!

[@steveendicott1855]

To be...or not to be...EXPLOSION... not to be!! Lol

[@dexternity]

"Let off some steam, Benett" Commando (The ultimate one-liner movie)

[@NickkAtNyte]

"Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me."

[@cve3065]

thats not funny

[@soul.stealing.lifting]

@@cve3065 it’s very funny. You just have bad taste.

[@allmemesaside9429]

c v e get roasted

[@soul.stealing.lifting]

@@allmemesaside9429 **dab**

[@wiktor6536]

@@cve3065 live a little man

[@better-shotgun]

“I got 57 goddamn rounds in this 4 round magazine” is truly the best

[@ultimatecloth4993]

I can’t believe you have 0 likes

[@Boyviete06]

Freaking Gus Johnson was halarious you get a like from me dude XD

[@MR_N0VA]

Truuuuuu

[@stealth_kill1014]

Gus Johnson fan I see

[@penny2156]

Lollllll

[@samurbanke1937]

"Long live the king" has to be one of the most iconic lines in movie history. The voice actor who sayed it did an incredible job.

[@BrianMusic12]

Scar was a cold mf

[@CrimsonPhoenixBen]

sayed

[@oliverbauschatz]

i remember hearing it as long rule the king

[@oliverbauschatz]

@@BrianMusic12 NO SWEARING

[@BrianMusic12]

@oliverbauschatz omg sowwy mommy oowoo please spank my wittuwe butt and caw me a bad bowy

[@whostolztacookie4440]

"You know, it's moments like these that remind me of my fathers last words." "Which were?" "DON'T SON, THAT GUN IS LOADED!" There's a degree of insanity behind this line that I love so much

[@mlinzichevalier8206]

Went searching for this comment 🔥🔥🔥

[@whostolztacookie4440]

5:25

[@aleksandarvil5718]

*_Stone Cold_* ( 1991 )

[@alrightatgames]

It's so good.

[@itsfreerealestate6348]

YES

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

“Don’t you wanna hear my last words?” “I just did.”

[@asheerreed380]

Scrolling while still listening and the exact fucking timing I saw this.thank you

[@rngrtt3689]

*Oof*

[@renard6012]

That one's just legendary.

[@megarhombus7532]

Savage

[@dylangreathouse7824]

Proceeds to shuck a double barrel shotgun

[@JoseMat2953]

"We're friends to the end. Remember?" "This *IS* the end, friend." Most badass line coming from a little kid.

[@okkgoatsu]

SO TRUE

[@rockmation717]

Ha!

[@patbratcher8311]

Ikr

[@shadowninja7711]

Andy is awesome

[@anamelessguy626]

Yeah, but you gotta give credit to Daniel Laruso. "Live Or die man?" Chozen: Die Daniel: WRONG! honk

[@JacobC479]

What’s amazing is Arnold wanted to say “I will be back” but James Cameron made him say “I’ll be back.” Arnold thought it was a mistake.

[@agustinfranco0]

they were both right

[@Grievous_Nix]

-Up and at them! -No no, it’s “Up and atom!” -UP AND AT ZEM!

[@BasedVidya]

A robot not using contractions would be a decent choice.

[@JacobC479]

@ that’s what Arnold said, he said a robot would be super technical in its speech but Cameron insisted. It ended up being his most famous line ever though so I guess it was the right call

[@darrylhilbig6459]

Remember that Terminators have a learning function and by that stage it may have picked up enough of the use of language to be able to use it.

[@xavierearnst6245]

0:00 Independence Day (1996) 0:13 Predator (1987) 0:17 Scarface (1983) 0:21 They Live (1988) 0:31 Dirty Harry (1971) 0:42 Terminator (1984) 0:48 Cobra (1986) 0:53 Invasion U.S.A. (1985) 1:00 Action Jackson (1988) 1:03 True Grit (1969) 1:09 Stargate (1994) 1:12 Friday The 13th (2009) 1:14 Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984) 1:22 The Mummy Returns (2001) 1:28 Team America: World Police (2004) 1:36 Star Trek (2009) 1:43 Evil Dead II (1987) 1:46 Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) 1:53 Air Force One (1997) 1:57 Commando (1985) 2:06 Die Another Day (2002) 2:11 Die Hard (1988) 2:16 The Rock (1996) 2:34 Leon: The Professional (1994) 2:46 The Heat (2013) 2:56 300 (2006) 3:01 Die Hard 2 (1990) 3:05 Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984) 3:13 GoldenEye (1995) 3:22 Moonraker (1979) 3:26 Robocop (1987) 3:32 Tremors (1990) 3:36 Wolverine (2013) 3:44 True Lies (1994) 3:50 Casper (1995) 4:00 Judge Dredd (1995) 4:06 The Lion King (1994) 4:13 The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001) 4:19 Wild Wild West (1999) 4:26 The Matrix (1999) 4:29 The Boondock Saints (1999) 4:35 The Dark Knight (2008) 4:43 Batman (1989) 4:55 Batman Begins (2005) 5:01 Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010) 5:04 Death Wish 2 (1982) 5:14 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976) 5:25 Stone Cold (1991) 5:33 Army Of Darkness (1992) 5:41 The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) 5:50 Big Game (2014) 6:06 Con Air (1997) 6:14 Die Hard 2 (1990) 6:22 Dr. No (1962) 6:28 The Dead Pool (1988) 6:36 Equilibrium (2002) 6:41 From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) 6:51 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011) 6:58 Hot Fuzz (2007) 7:14 Jaws (1975) 7:18 Last Action Hero (1993) 7:24 Live And Let Die (1973) 7:31 Pulp Fiction (1994) 7:40 RoboCop (1987) 7:48 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010) 7:58 Scream (1996) 8:04 Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 8:09 Star Trek: First Contact (1996) 8:14 Star Wars (1977) 8:22 Terminator (1984) 8:26 Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) 8:32 Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003) 8:38 WALL-E (2008) 8:44 The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King 8:53 The Princess Bride (1987) 9:08 Transformers (2007) 9:13 Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) 9:28 Unforgiven (1992) 9:34 Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015) 9:45 Blade (1998) 9:51 Clear And Present Danger (1994) 9:46 I Come In Peace (1990) 10:04 X-Men (2000) 10:15 Sudden Impact (1983) 10:30 Eraser (1996) 10:36 Heist (2001) 10:44 Highlander (1986) 10:48 Maximum Overdrive (1986) 10:53 Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009) 11:03 The Condemned (2007) 11:14 Child’s Play (1988) 11:23 The Rookie (1990) 11:33 The Running Man (1987) 11:39 The Running Man (1987) 11:45 The Running Man (1987) 11:52 V For Vendetta (2006) 12:04 The Thing (1982) 12:12 The Outlaw Josey Wales (1986) 12:21 The Karate Kid II (1986) 12:39 Iron Man 3 (2013) FINALLY DONE hahaha first time I've done this, it takes some patience...

[@thedkm-4894]

Thanks. ^^

[@brunosulejmani5223]

Dude you are a legend thanks

[@Zolixar]

Legend

[@x_.suzaku._x]

Fíjen el comentario de este gran hombre

[@Michael-nu4sw]

Why this not top comment

[@JL-uz9ky]

"You are unbearabley naive" "well, i was born yesterday." 10/10

[@johnnyfootball8846]

J L goat

[@WRONGWAYGOBACK2]

Age of Ultron👌

[@souptyranid6338]

Time?

[@henri2976]

9:34

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Paul Bettany's accent really makes that line

[@MartyMusic]

you can't beat "I'll be back"

[@daveythegambler6312]

NO WAY! HELLO MARTY

[@ekholocation4574]

what about "Dodge this."

[@szymonlewandowski9690]

I can Garbage day

[@valsago]

wattup marty

[@joghnlogan2472]

Gladys Jaclyn soto posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

I love how Montoya was performed. The actor had just lost his own father to cancer, and channelled his rage into his acting.

[@cfruge444]

He even stabbed Christopher Guest in the thigh during the fight scene.

[@Evoimations]

Which one was that?

[@99jarjarbinks]

​@Evoimations The Princess Bride

[@Evoimations]

@@99jarjarbinks oh

[@notcaidensmith]

“don’t son, that gun is loaded!” Is both funny and terrifying.

[@minatoyellowflash100]

I agree. Do happen to know which movie this is from?

[@kathrynmontgomery4525]

I'd like to know which movie too

[@minatoyellowflash100]

@@kathrynmontgomery4525 Found it and seen it! Stone Cold from 1991

[@BrigsbyDowers]

5:25 if anyone want to go straight there.

[@manofsalt7211]

so is "garbage day!"

[@andyngo6527]

“Welcome to slavery!” “No thanks, I already have a wife.” savage

[@celosia9187]

Well, I was reading this, the exact clip was shown with that quote

[@Thecharliesruiz]

😔

[@dapidyunanto7968]

@@celosia9187 well it was a sign.

[@mahresmahres6130]

OMG I SAW THIS COMMENT AND THE ACTUAL SCENE CAME IN THE VIDEO DUDE

[@user-uh9sf5sg3n]

Damn

[@nielslauridsen2323]

"Don't you wanna hear my last words?" "I just did."

[@SpeedyEric1]

In speaking of last words: "On behalf of the planet Earth, Happy 4th of July!"

[@seabe2345]

Niels Lauridsen a

[@galeson782]

Niels Lauridsen Alien slightly better than predator what are you smoking

[@calebchapman1753]

nope

[@neonclad2710]

That's my favorite one!

[@OMalacarn]

"You shall not pass!" and "hasta la vista baby" always gives me goosebumps, every single time!

[@Dalek-br6nu]

The most powerful one here is without a doubt Inigo's "I want my father back you son of a bitch". It's not just some sarcastic or cheesy one liner, there's raw emotion stored behind that line and it's delivery was flawless.

[@joelcomer]

I love that movie

[@brianc3761]

Agreed. What an incredible movie.

[@HHPYE42]

One of my favorite movies ever.I felt him so much in that line

[@deusvult7211]

@@dp-g5i while that is true, the point of the movie was to be cheesy and corny. It was supposed to be a mock of love stories, if I remember correctly

[@deusvult7211]

@@dp-g5i well, I’ve always liked it and thought it was funny. But there is always going to be people who don’t like it. Which is pretty normal lol. I’m just curious, do you have a favorite satire comedy movie?

[@kuttapotta8947]

"My father's last words: Don't son, that gun is loaded!" Dammmnnn

[@nav5738]

Your father's last words should have been "Don't son that comment is copied" Damn

[@cyrusyeozhijie3372]

What movie is that?

[@xploitalpha5907]

Cyrus Yeo Zhi Jie lol

[@themetavirus]

@@cyrusyeozhijie3372 Stone Cold, 1991.

[@scottpilgrimvsyourmother]

5:23

[@V01t2]

"I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. "Tada!"

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Ahhh and it’s gone.

[@csar07.]

This could be taken one of two ways......

[@joghnlogan2472]

Gladys Jaclyn soto posted 1 video. a must see!!no one is ready for this!!

[@A_328FL]

Procedes to speaking like a sane person

[@russelljones.b6828]

"Let's wind the clocks back a year..., these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? You see a guy like me----"

[@Frosted777]

“Time to face destiny” “Time to face gravity” is easily my favourite

[@SomeDestinyPlayer]

Yes, it is quite humorous x3

[@Frosted777]

@@SomeDestinyPlayer indubitably

[@salt7456]

Tony Todd getting launched out of a window from a rocket by Nicholas cage calling him “rocket man” is the best thing in existence.

[@samisnoob8454]

@@Billfra4 ben vs ghost rider

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Ghost Rider Vs. The Fallen

[@kd7cwg]

“Die” in face off is up there

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

@@aleksandarvil5718 More like Ghost Rider vs. Candyman

[@KC3YCU]

Followed by one of the best postmortem one liners: "How do ya like how _that_ shit works?"

[@maddydonuts_]

"How many men does it take to deliver a message?" "One" *arrow shot * So nuanced and chilling for a Disney movie

[@AManOnline.]

Sadly it wasn't included

[@theatticaddict]

That’s why Mulan is one of my favorite Disney movies ever

[@vain3207]

@@theatticaddict I like how the 2 ladies are like. Lady: so the both of y'all are engaged now Guy: what !?! Lady2: well u just gave me a ring motherf- Same guy: oh sh- Me: *walks away like nothing happened*

[@KhanMann66]

It’s arrows not men.

[@tonythetone]

@@KhanMann66in the scene tho, it showed two men running, then the guy shot and arrow to kill one

[@vibeslide]

Don't wanna hear my last words? I just did. Genius.

[@xoticplayz242]

When did that happen

[@sofias7656]

10:37

[@akramgimmini8165]

Whats the Name of the Movie again? It was badass

[@AJGaming-fg8vq]

But it was Danny di veto dying so that made it not quite as great

[@gir2859]

Akram Gimmini I believe it’s called heist

[@ali.5481]

I remember another one from Batman: The Dark Knight, where Harvey is in the bar, and he was interrogating a guy (forgot his name) and the guy said "I swear I didn't know what they were gonna do to you!" Harvey spins a coin over the table and says "Thats funny, cuz I don't know whats gonna happen to you either." It lands on the scratched side and Harvey shoots him.

[@frankyskull380]

“I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.And i’m all out of bubblegum.” Duke Nukem: It’s free real estate

[@sethpelletier9578]

It's time to kick gum and chew ass???

[@trandossian5640]

@@sethpelletier9578 and I'm all outta ass

[@SkippertheBart]

@@trandossian5640 -Dick Kickem

[@k-boi420]

@@trandossian5640 f€£king Dick Kickem

[@VENTURA_Band]

IT’S TIME TO KICK GUM AND CHEW ASS AND I’M ALL OUT OF ASS

[@staceylazzopina7308]

You forgot the best one: "Skadoosh."

[@connarosafour596]

Oh I love that epic one liner

[@DuttyRoad]

Kung fu Panda men

[@hector3845]

Legend

[@SSuriko]

That's the greatest one line before kill ever!

[@krill_inksanity]

Nice one

[@orangeystudios2070]

“Welcome to slavery” “No thanks, I already have a wife” His wife: *angery noises*

[@Kenny1one_2]

He is right though

[@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445]

It’s “Angry,” not “Angery.”

[@nabilandrian5824]

@@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 bro you got a hundred of people that is about to say r/wooosh

[@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445]

@@nabilandrian5824 Isn’t r/woosh just mean that you didn’t get the joke? I get the joke, I was just correcting his spelling.

[@creativeaaditya2436]

@@authoritarianxenophobicmil5445 yeah it is but I guess the joke has something to do with the spelling of angry as angery? I mean I’m not sure.

[@bchearne]

You earned the thumbs up from me. Including the Inigo Montoya line is just one example of the wide-ranging character of this video, and much appreciated by us olds

[@colestamey7711]

Arnold literally pins someone to a wall with a machete: “stick around”

[@formdusktilldeath]

Predator, I believe. Or from Commando after he impales the bad guy with a pipe: "Blow off some steam, Bennet!"

[@colestamey7711]

@@formdusktilldeath commando was so good. Predator will always be my favorite movie

[@jlord5078]

Both are in his videos for "after the kill"

[@HalfLife-hq8eu]

@@formdusktilldeath yes, it was from predator

[@brs2379]

Arnold pins someone to a wall with a machete and the camera zooms in to a close up: “stick around”

[@ahyes7717]

"Long live the king" That one hits hard man, Hard.

[@dayggo1302]

Ikr

[@kyojurorengoku385]

Mufasa 😥

[@charmandyorton006]

The most devastating scene in cinematic history

[@ralph1095]

That one Donnie has been yelling since he got fired off the APPRENTICE and he is STILL YELLING. Oh yeah that McConnell guy is his main cheerleader. POLITICS SUCKS just look at the players

[@geraltnroach]

I skip that scene when i was a kid, it broke my heart.

[@robertw6894]

*"My father's last words: Dont son that gun is loaded!"* oof

[@ameribop1326]

Roballium sometimes I think of my grandpas last words “Stop shaking the ladder!”

[@thetragedythatismylife3874]

Ameribop this is the funniest comment I’ve seen in a while

[@saveuslayer]

Javier Mendoza si hay una historia detras de eso necesito saberla

[@DodingDagaGaming]

hahahah

[@javiermendoza9607]

@@saveuslayer mi madre murio por culpa de mi padrastro y me dijo eso Y aun no lo hice

[@PyramidRE]

"I want my father back you son of a bitch." Is one of the best lines in cinematic history. (The princess bride)

[@ashurastrife08]

hell to the yeah

[@meorarifhaekal7248]

Imagine hearing the last words before you die is ' GARBAGE DAY'

[@ridescenceblitz3234]

Imagine if it was "Pew Pew b*tch!"

[@firestorbucket]

Silent Night Deadly night 2 is known mostly for that scene, but the entire movie is so bad its worth watching just because.

[@medexamtoolscom]

It wouldn't really matter, since all your memories are about to be deleted including the ones from the last few seconds.

[@ridescenceblitz3234]

@@medexamtoolscom But imagine tho

[@mr.shadow5019]

Imagine if it was "pizza time"

[@2112fonzie]

you forgot the most memorable one "don't try it" - Obi-Wan Kenobi

[@sstylie]

Anakin didn’t die there

[@bs2202]

AaAaAaAaAaAaH *D E A T H*

[@kristiangeorgiev5915]

@Caleb Kent Actually Vader was born when Anakin killed Mace Windu

[@jewdah7770]

😯☝️ 😐✊

[@padawanguy360]

*do it*

[@namesaretuff]

"Do we take prisoners?" "I don't" - Hevy, Star Wars TCW

[@marvelcomicsnerd4196]

I love that episode. I'm sad Heavy died, though

[@fabianschulz4195]

Saddest and most heroic death. Along with 99

[@skywalker6587]

@@fabianschulz4195 and fives

[@donaldtrumpscat2443]

That one was what I was about to point out as well, actually better than most others

[@HHPYE42]

Another reason tcw is one of the best Star Wars media

[@spaghettitime1124]

Maybe it's because I have a soft spot for Live and Let Die, but the line "Who's funeral is it?" "Yours." goes so hard.

[@emperorofgondar]

And then they proceed to casually pick up the body and then dance with it inside the coffin. What a wild movie

[@phirephenix1347]

7:18 “No sequel for you” is one of the best lines because of how plainly he says it, and also the fact that he points to the villain not surviving to see the next movie

[@punitkadam4536]

This dialogue reminds me detective carter from bloopers of rush hour 2 "Damn, he ain't gonna be in rush hour 3" 😂

[@NexusSomnia]

With context, when he says that line he's breathing heavy because he's just been shot in the chest, and is essentially using all his strength to kill him.

[@r520jr8]

"One Liners Before the Kill" Batman: I won't kill you

[@ElliYeetYT]

But I don’t have to save you

[@toddgurney1870]

Technically he didn’t kill him so he was correct

[@noahhaller4540]

@@toddgurney1870 Technically there wasn't a kill either

[@MothboisTTV]

But your hospital bills will

[@darrellcovello7917]

"Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me!"

[@clarissagiles734]

7:18 “No sequel for you” -Arnold Schwarzenegger King of the “One-Liners”

[@SirJimRat]

One of the most underrated movies. It would do much better if released now instead of 93.

[@Dat-Doomba]

The forth wall cracks

[@danielduggan7394]

@@Dat-Doomba breacks

[@historiankid8658]

Number 43.

[@NPC1005]

6:41 "Welcome to Slavery." "No thanks, I already have a wife." fucking wonderful line.

[@MrLocazo212]

AAH SOMEONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT

[@ButtonMasherReal]

Wife bad, amirite fellas?

[@prato-to7mx]

Its Tarantino

[@kalynm2004]

​@@ButtonMasherRealYou are right lad!

[@101Kamehameha]

"That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?" "Sweetheart, that can be the name of my autobiography."

[@coolerthanfrieza4418]

Tony is the boss

[@emeph6353]

Daniel Mansur Like yourSELF?

[@DarthMolgy]

And when you think about it, that's exactly how he died while saving the world, so it would actually work as the name of his autobiography

[@dogol284]

Note: Clint Eastwood and Arnold Schwarzenegger are kings of one liners

[@obiwankenobi4863]

Not Eastwood he was cool in the 80’s maybe but now he’s just crazy

[@dogol284]

@@obiwankenobi4863 I very heavily disagree with what you’re saying

[@nandamuriramesh]

they can do only oneliners

[@royferguson3909]

' my mule don't like jokes ' poetry

[@mSAV2K]

What about Sylvester stallone

[@rechitsapivo]

Schwarzenegger is also really good at post-mortem one liners. Like when asked what happened to the guys that were told "you've been erased", he said "they caught a train". Or when asked what happened to the guy who got the "remember I promised to kill you last? I lied", he said "I let him go"

[@davidmccallum2291]

100 Greatest One-liners: After the kill It's the same creator/channel

[@danielskrivan6921]

"Don't wake my friend. He's DEAD tired."

[@spleen8834]

"Here is Sub-zero, now plain Zero"

[@vadimastprojects8770]

Some are postmortem, some are antemortem. My favorite is still "No sequel for you."

[@aleksandarvil5718]

*_"What Hothead!"_*

[@KingLamb1216]

11:52 “Beneath this mask there is more than flesh… Beneath this mask there is an idea Mr Creedy… *And ideas are bulletproof.”* That has to be one of the hardest lines I’ve ever heard in my life.

[@gammainc1666]

I love how half of these are Arnie's and Clint Eastwood's. Legends.

[@MaxGaming-tw3fs]

Silvester is A legend too bro

[@stevec7770]

Missed a great one--get three coffins ready

[@henrymonroe4300]

@@stevec7770"you scared my mule" "sorry padre, 4 coffins" 🤠

[@CROC1225]

@@stevec7770 haha me 2

[@joemama1058]

“Long Live The King”, that hit different.

[@dee-jay45]

@@Rafa-dono Almost Shakespearean....

[@TChops-hi7hr]

Add on the fact that "YOU!!! SHALL NOT!! PASS!!!" came in immediately after it.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

That movie was fucking amazing

[@anadelgado2813]

LONG LIVE THE KING

[@cheesestyx945]

So does "I want my father back you some of a b!tch."

[@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095]

4:37 The Joker didn’t lie though, he did make the pencil disappear

[@kkTeaz]

Nice

[@grogu9906]

How did he do it tho

[@ЧылгычыОндар-ю1о]

@@grogu9906 a baby Grogu is, must not he see such things. Master Skywalker, where is?

[@grogu9906]

Went to work, he did. Said something about count doofus , he did. *

[@snacksizedsalami1278]

The secret is he hides the pencil in a little thing called the eyeball. The trick can hinder eyesight long term but I think he’s just faking the whole dead thing.

[@millenialfalcon8243]

"I'm going to give ya to the count of ten. One... two... ten!"

[@KingJ0804]

keep the change, you filthy animal

[@HenryJuhala-h7o]

Forgotten

[@ripstein86]

Keep the change, you filthy animal!

[@dicar76]

“Your out of bullets, and you know what that means, your shit out of luck.” My favorite.

[@kristijan7177]

I literally scrolled down on your comment when the scene came

[@icecreamoman288]

@@kristijan7177 Same, lol.

[@TheInvincibleH]

Yes master yoda

[@dolphlouw2693]

Your sentence structure makes sense. So you are obviously not yoda

[@dicar76]

Dolph Louw lol

[@jonathanswee4419]

" I can make this pencil disappear" Guy walks up Joker pushes head into pencil " Ta Da"

[@sheelaprasad601]

sorry but that's too awesome to put in this video

[@_deletus_]

DUDE I LOVE THAT

[@omegared4288]

Shu up bitch

[@Cody-ru1cz]

omega red lol who plugged your ass bro

[@elbronco80]

He made his pencil disappear in Brokeback Mountain

[@stevenbayron5645]

9:58 "I come in peace" "And you go in Pieces" best line in film history ever Dolpg Lundgren.

[@jcharmaine1]

What is the next movie after that scene?

[@stevenbayron5645]

@@jcharmaine1 Marvel, Halle Berry something like that

[@jcharmaine1]

@@stevenbayron5645 x men?

[@puff417]

What movie is that

[@stevenbayron5645]

@@puff417 Dark Angel (1990)

[@NerfGunz35]

There was a good one from Gods of Egypt: “I spared you once.” “I won’t make that mistake.”

[@saxopio6280]

11:14 "We're friends 'til the end, remember?" "This is the end, friend" CLEVER...

[@savageassassin4741]

Alltron:your unbearably naive Vision:well i was born yesterday

[@tripy1.3]

he should've said: "we're friends 'til the end, remember?" "I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS!" *chucky burns and screams*

[@savageassassin4741]

@@tripy1.3 HAH GOTEM

[@kenrickkahn]

That Line was written perfectly.. Andy!!

[@reginolflowers7165]

Yup

[@phirephenix1347]

4:35 Love how the Joker has the foresight to set up the pencil and brands it as a magic trick when he kills someone with it. I love the way he casually says “ta-da!”

[@BraidensWorldEntertainment]

Not the worse way he’s killed somebody

[@aaronwillis1864]

The Joker will ALWAYS the best villain ever!

[@irafinkelstein423]

Not bad but Nicolsonis the best joker

[@juangabrielcabardo21]

i love the idea that he actually had a cool magic trick to show but just decided to slam a dude’s face into it instead when he approached

[@Anonymous-73]

“He killed 3 men with a fucking pencil!”

[@superbrain7852]

"Who are you?" "Im Batman" -Deadpool

[@VedonSnitchel]

Ya but that wasn't before the kill, but still love it!

[@lmaoded1550]

XD

[@timothybrown760]

The one line they should have added to this video is from Total Recall when Quaid yelled to Benny "SCREW YOU!!!", right before he pushed the hand miner's drill into driver's compartment!😏🤔

[@reynmcmurry4837]

"I'm going to make this pencil.. disappear... ta da!!!"

[@inkythebeloved]

It's so funny because that wasn't a line before a kill- Still a great line tho

[@ethanvanatta1729]

4:35

[@frenchsoldier8485]

"Ah.. it's.. ah.. it's gone"

[@thegamersrift9452]

Is it bad that I laughed way to hard at that

[@braylendoesskitts8492]

That’s one of my favs

[@celestyelle6164]

"don't son, that gun is loaded"

[@enternamehere2031]

Hureji THATS MY FAV ONE

[@savageassassin4741]

@@enternamehere2031 also didn't it look like Arnold Schwarzenegger got most of the one liners

[@elioh8254]

"Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

[@elioh8254]

@@jakewilferd6093 oh he did? i never actually watched the movie princess bride xD

[@elioh8254]

@@jakewilferd6093 thanks for explaining because now i get it so thank you bro

[@privaterizk4936]

Why it's remind me of Dean Winchester

[@Ocelopillitl]

Iñigo.

[@highluxpotato810]

I fu**ing love princess bride. I’m surprised other people watch it. The first time i watched was when i was about 3 or 4. I’m turning 14 this year so it’s been a while since i first watched it.

[@Vincent-rs5qo]

“ I’ve come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I’m all out of bubblegum” is my fav 80s line from they live

[@andretovar9033]

"It's treason then." - Palpatine "Unlimited Power!!!" - Palpatine "Execute Order 66..." "It will be done my lord." - Take a guess

[@JadeGBA]

“Unlimited Power!!!”

[@ronaldoeve5951]

Dew it

[@spacetoaster1004]

I’ve got a baaaaaad feeling about this

[@JHH99k]

*I am your father*

[@mrscorpion-_-217]

To easy...

[@TheDennys21]

"Time to face destiny" "Time to face gravity" Haha that one is my favorite!

[@meat1319]

Throws him into a fucking jet engine

[@DARKENINGTIMES]

pierce brosnan too, ive always liked all his one liners

[@sergs1963]

This scene was rather silly looking. Imagine a big time villain that you can easily kill with a very conspicuous easy to reach kill switch on the outside of his suit. How did someone with a working brain design a suit like that? 😆

[@TheDennys21]

@@sergs1963 ur right

[@jamesmayle3787]

Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously. It is all True. Read the Bible and do what it says. It's more important than you know,

[@GamingSpiral]

“Hello my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die” is my favorite line

Instant association: "I am the brother of Elia Martell. … You raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children. Say it, and we’ll make this quick."

[@missmichelle1290]

“My name is Jack Marston and you kill my father”

[@dirtblock1383]

*I* *Am* *your* *father*

[@neelanjanak7534]

I will give you anything you want Inigo Montoya : give me my father back you

[@randomstuff9053]

I love that movie

[@devinmceachern]

"I am inevitable." "And I... am... Iron Man."

[@eternity7820]

Would you want to hear my last words? "I just did." *LEGEND*

[@spaghettimkay5795]

NAV DAUQS Rip Frank

[@hyper23352]

They play a pump action sound effect and it's a double barrel

[@yobelkcip]

"When I'm dead, just throw me in the traesh."

[@brabochoke4866]

and theres john wick who doesnt say a word just finishes the job like a boss

[@lovacc_1967]

well he is canadian

[@sailosi7170]

He doesn't play around

[@raphy9654]

His words is: yes i canadian

[@kalervof3464]

it was just a fookin....(hmmm damnit now hes gonna talk to dat guy for 10minutes and then get stabbed and then get a comeback) just shoots the guy (well thats better)

[@niceguymaanii]

His script. Enemy : John John : *nods* John kills Dinner reservation Cleaning guy: John John : *nods again*

[@rzya.8029]

Man 1 : “time to face destiny” Man 2 : “time to face gravity” Man 1 : “(chuckles)im in danger”

[@davetoms1]

Ralph is legendary

[@aila2733]

The scene came up while i was reading your comment lmao

[@aidonus]

*chuckles* I’m in danger is the most iconic line

[@randolfducanes1028]

I read this exactly as this showed up

[@cameraman502]

He really didn't face gravity, though.

[@Daniele-q7d]

"We're friends to the end, remember?" "This IS the end, friend" Nice ending line for a horror movie

[@cornman4216]

"Don't son that gun is loaded." Honestly one of my favourites.

[@leogartija]

and/or the most disturbing one too

[@brodown64]

@@leogartija Idk about that.

[@ProjectNetoku]

What is the man say before he kicked the bucket? How far do you think I can kick this bucket.

[@Asian_J3sus]

Aukion Makiro. Damn My old man had a stroke and went to a hospital. Should’ve seen the look on half his face.

[@Walker-ow7vj]

leogartija you jus a bitch fuck you mean disturbing 😂

[@jefferykeating8385]

“Time to face destiny!” “Time to face gravity!” My favorite.

[@joshuatate9371]

I like how all of them are epic and then there's Scott pilgrim with "Once you were a vegan, and now you will be gone"

[@thirdanimator3347]

"Be gone?" *_K.O!_*

[@vadimastprojects8770]

Yeah, that's the stupidest one on the list.

[@whispr1410]

“The cleaning lady- She dusts”

[@jayzer967]

"you didn't betray me... You betrayed yourself." 😔

[@thewebhead101]

NO OPTIMUS!

[@shellshockthetruth]

"you...are already dead"

[@jenkins1929]

ShellShock TheTruth NANI?

[@malmal2148]

N A N I ? !

[@ASRMN27]

Mongol

[@Gragglesimpson1]

*N A N I*

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Omae wou, MOU SHINDEIRU!!!

[@Tarkus_H]

"Excuse me, have any of you seen a dead body anywhere?" *BANG* "Never mind, I found it."

[@stuartjsa139]

Whats that from?

[@superskills1017]

Yep

[@tdegrddeehjgd]

My inner monologue read it in Christophe Waltz's voice so I'm going to guess Django, Unchained

[@h2olow629]

@@stuartjsa139 i think he came up with it.

[@dudescrawny5859]

"Hey guys, check out my new camera!" *BANG* "Oh wait, this isn't the camera"

[@Opalus]

I can’t help it... every single time I hear “This Is Sparta” I feel like I’m about to hear the techno remix

[@cowsagainstcapitalism347]

I'm glad I'm not the only one!

[@HalfLife-hq8eu]

This is madness! Madness... This is SPARTA!!!

[@Mi_tala]

Is soo iconic you know

[@essentiallorddon3043]

Some sort of hardcore dubstep

[@Sockman-wu5rk]

Did you know Sparta was normally used for ceremonies

[@ericsilber1382]

"You shall not pass" takes the cake for me

[@dubo2769]

"But remember? We're friends to the end!" "This IS the end, friend." That kid is going places

[@harmie1743]

Aldin Arifovski curse of chucky after credits

[@bulbasaurussstrevor3899]

DoubleOK ikr

[@RadiantEclipse42]

DoubleOK ssssssssavage

[@matthewroddick9737]

"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask, there is an idea mister Crete, and ideas are bulletproof!" Amazing line.

[@annedrieck7316]

Chancelor Stuttler🍼

[@BingoNasty]

What's the movie?

[@GamerBrinedQw4w9WgXcQ]

@@BingoNasty V for Vendetta

[@themaker7720]

V for vendetta is the best movie ever

[@rangercz6524]

Im pretty sure its mister Creedy

[@mardukmd919]

"we're friends til the end. remember?" "this IS the end. friend."

[@joejitsu034]

I watched just hoping that quote made it. This film terrified me as a kid so I bloody loved that part! Haha

[@lookalikegamersyt9888]

joejitsu034 childs play wasn’t even scary, maybe cus I’m a chucky fan

[@emperorpalpatine2070]

That was a great line.

[@joejitsu034]

LookAlikeGamers YT or maybe you weren’t a little kid when you saw it.

[@MustafaKrap62081]

Chucky didn't die when they put him on the fire pit he died when the police guy shot him

[@S.U.T.D]

These are crazy; how Sly says "You're a disease.. and I'm the cure." so coldly is so fascinating. They're ALL so fascinating!

[@tomytatopom5283]

"-You're a lucky man. He's not -He ? -Your driver" Best Harvey Dent quote.

[@ilikedolphins3059]

Yeah lol

[@thelonelywolf88]

*buckles seat belt*

[@tomytatopom5283]

@@fraserauld7397 The dark knight

[@thelonelywolf88]

@@fraserauld7397 The Dark Knight

[@yeraveragedegenerate5360]

“No man can kill me” “I am no man”

[@dimitripapadinikolaus]

Caizz Playzz Minecraft *HAAAAAAAAA*

[@Landofalcon007]

Fun Fact: it was only because Merry had just stabbed him with an elvish blade that allowed her to end him. The fact that she was a woman was simply a coincidence. According to the book, anyway.

[@sebastianjakobsen4836]

Kid, for further reference, when someone immortal says " no mere man can kill me" they are speaking of mankind - therefore man and woman.

[@tee9828]

that's when feminism started in hollywood

[@arni6561]

i identify myself as a woman

[@wehavecookies5395]

"Don't, son that gun is loaded!" (Proceeds to fire gun)

[@yungdebt1034]

We Have Cookies 53 didn’t he also play carl in Detroit become human

[@justpick0ne519]

@@yungdebt1034 yes he did look up stone cold

[@stefanstoleru4407]

We Have Cookies 53 has got to be my favourite one lol

[@benjaminmcneil574]

What every son says to their abusive father...

[@Everything_Was_Taken]

"We both stared into the abyss, but when it looked back, you blinked.

[@Paool]

I love that almost a quarter of these are Arnold. Dude was king of the one liners. The movie Commando was just one long series of one liners.

[@Paool]

@ they include it in the list of one liners after the kill. Arnold again shows up ALL OVER that list.

[@an.s.7930]

"No, Fuck YOU"

[@kenrickkahn]

Bradley Stocker LMAO!!!!!!!!!;

[@aikikaname6508]

Tbf I think Arnie could say ANYTHING before he blasts someone snd it’d sound awesome

[@martinzuniga2616]

Paul Jenkins so true, SO TRUE

[@poisoned_ginsing7764]

"Dying ain't much of a living, boy" I never get tired of that line.

[@boredom2842]

"We're friends till the end,remember?" "This is the end,friend" best line said by a 6 year old ever.

[@ARC-8846]

I know right

[@thisusernamesucks5373]

*best line said

[@Kalos91]

"Garbage day!" Has always cracked me up for some reason 😂

[@poorboi8093]

"I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you" Best line ever made.

[@edward4840]

I really like the: "it's times like these when I remember my father's last words. Which were: 'don't, son! That gun is loaded!'"

[@maricost8303]

Yeah that was my favorite one!

[@boredom_hoard2344]

I really like that one as well.

[@kunalsinha95]

That would stood out to me too. Probably my favorite

[@maxharter5716]

Da Pumaface, "You're outta bullets, and you know what that means. You're shit outta luck"

[@nathanmontois9138]

"You did not betray me. You betrayed yourself" - Optimus Prime

[@DogYearBlues]

@Hero Factoy YOU SAID THE FUCKING N WORD

[@UnlikeRelic]

"you played yourself"

[@gman4736]

"This is going to hurt. A lot!" -the wreckers

[@gman4736]

@@youraveragemalaka3349 "I love the way you autobots die" Brawl

[@gman4736]

@@youraveragemalaka3349 "I officially relieve you from duty" Sentinal prime

[@rarerecordcollector9459]

I came here for “It’s a Smith & Wesson. And you’ve had your six.” I was not disappointed.

[@doctorbohr1585]

👍

[@AdamOfEverywhere]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[@Gojimon630]

I'll give you anything

[@deathbykonami5487]

@@Gojimon630 Inigo: I want my father back, you son of a bitch

[@hairdog765]

"Stop Saying That!"

[@michaelmeyer2725]

"I want my father back you son of a bitch!" So much power in that delivery.

[@CVConte]

Best one was, “Dying ain’t much of a living boy.”

[@tomeks3935]

Cow Poke i agree, from what movie it was though?

[@CVConte]

tomek s The Outlaw Jose Wales my friend

[@tomeks3935]

Thanks a lot my man

[@yeahbee8237]

Not suprising Good old Clint got a few in

[@nikitherowboat5892]

This is sparta anyone

[@aSHTEBALA]

“We’re friends to the end, remember?” “This IS the end... friend”

[@U2QuoZepplin]

aSHTEBALA I’ve never been much of a fan of the “Childsplay,” movies . But that final line is pretty brilliant for a child to deliver since he can’t really say something like “Fuck You Ass hole 🕳!” Pretty badass for a kid.

[@Fount_of_Faith]

I love how a majority of these are spoken by either Clint Eastwood or Arnold Schwarzenegger. 😂😂

[@valbroderick8156]

"you want a piece of me? You want a piece?" "No, I want *two* " I know transformers was a pretty meh series, but I still love that line.

[@derpywith_nobrain2927]

i always love that line alot

[@cypherprime9]

first transformers movie was the best

[@danielskrivan6921]

First was great, third was okay, everything else sucked.

[@Henry-ut8ub]

The first movie was the only good one

[@cre_peter]

@@Henry-ut8ub And the third (dark of the moon)

[@gsus7125original]

*arnold kills someone with sharpened bamboo* you've just been...bamboozled.

[@samuel3253]

Tens of DU Stick around

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Not my daughter you...BITCH!”

[@hazeltree7738]

@@kellyweingart3692 That's actually pretty good.

[@aname6104]

Kelly Weingart molly Weasley is the best mom

[@kellyweingart3692]

“You’re terminated fucker!”

[@jubisvaldo5450]

"execute order 66" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAAAAAAMP?"

[@DankCalClips]

Jubisvaldo the great it will be done.

[@rtji0]

it will be done my lord

[@joemaxwel1997]

To this day, I allways cry during order 66

[@vinceniederman]

“Get Off My Plane From Air Force One is One of My Favorite Movie Quotes