IL SIRACUSANO Poorly Summarized (ITALIAN DUB)

Omg a sketch again
Don't expect them frequently, like once every 3 months at best
Il Siracusano is a pretty great event. Wish it didn't come together with IS3. We went from no content to 2 major content-filled events running at once (AKA - Overwheling). Man, if only there was a way to prevent that from happening. I guess there just was no solution.
Texas Alter and Lappland should've had a very graphic fully animated kissing scene
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[@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH]

The "Episode 1" refers to the fact that, if it happens, "Episode 2" will be for Chongyue's event.

[@burpium1767]

I love you

[@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH]

lmao nah this vid is doing EXTREMELY poorly view-wise I ain't making another sketch

[@shimpers]

if you do make one everyone has to speak mandarin.

[@gaelx3d674]

@@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH but supah... I need more lappland's VA...

[@overse7938]

Italian man explains (in Italian) an Italian story about specific Italians with specific Italian traditions taking place in fictional Italy named after an Italian city This cant get any better

[@prometheus1815]

If only the comment is in Italian

[@claratrepuntini3124]

​@@prometheus1815 Un italiano spiega (in italiano) una storia italiana riguardo specifici italiani con specifiche tradizioni italiane in una fittizia Italia chiamata come una città Italiana

[@prometheus1815]

@@claratrepuntini3124 Grazie

[@claratrepuntini3124]

@@prometheus1815 Np 👍🏻

[@overse7938]

@@claratrepuntini3124 thanks for doing the job for me : )

[@ridicoluslevel]

My ass DID NOT expect for Flatinum to be voiced in actual Polish. And as someone who unfortunately has to speak it every day, yes, it is a randomised assortment of letters most of the time.

[@ducasx3094]

What does she say btw?

[@ridicoluslevel]

​@@ducasx3094 -"Who are you people? I don't understand Italian" -"What do you want from me?!" -"What the fuc-"

[@Pizz4P4st4]

This Arknights event seems so cool, i wish Siracusa was real

[@InsanityDrive]

Are you sure about that?

[@lux7263]

well Siracusa does exist

[@muhammadrizaldir7598]

Siracusa is the part of Sicily, Italy so yes it exist

[@socrates1796]

Im pretty sure u dont want to

[@Aiden-iy9du]

This whole comment section is just woooosh

[@nandapratamaputratomasila4801]

NEW SKETCH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO EDIT: SUPAH being able to afford multiple VAs for the roles are fucking wild. Also, now we know who commissions the Suzuran fanarts.

[@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH]

>Afford No they are all abused volunteers

[@airlynaces]

@@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH based

[@haryok8940]

​@@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH You still must afford it....... let me restate, THEY must afford working in this genius sketch production ))

[@swift-pawedteif386]

@@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH ohh this is awesome I thought you were just a crazy VA

[@mochii813]

You forget that this man is a war criminal

[@Stone15656]

The intro was so cursed that I bleached my eyes. I'll never recover from this. Thanks for giving me permanent brain damage SUPAH 💀

[@Truck-kun11]

I wouldn't be surprised if they made a romantic comedy anime with Texas as the lead, she already has a harem.

[@denden6316]

Just Texas doing Texas things for RI, Lungmen, or Sankta dude

[@Areon103]

Here's what Platinum said: "Who are you? I don't understand italian." "What do you want from me?" "What the *insert polish curse word*" (It simillar to the fuck)

[@foujiz]

I ain't gay, BUUUUT that lappland VA is quite something.

[@gaelx3d674]

Is the Italian accent, is quite sexy

[@nonamew0lf]

I usually don’t care about sketches but this one is amazing. Italian language scratches a special spot in my brain, so satisfying.

[@maniacmohawk5513]

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Italians can run 420km/h only if a giant flying pizza is chasing them

[@demiryumruk1423]

as long as their pizzeria out in the middle of nowhere is in danger, an italian chef can reach inhuman speed and strength just from their fury

[@airlynaces]

I did not know what BBW was until this video and now I am most grateful for the knowledge you have blessed me with.

[@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH]

aw hell nah

[@smugofbishamonten1447]

💀

[@cefrinaldi8060]

At least its not inflation.

[@KuroeNezumi]

I hope you've gone to the safer extent of it, as in plump/chubby women. Else...X_X

[@SaurabhKhandagale]

damn supah sounds amazing in Italian dub

[@Khroniclas]

"Dusk is my Suzuran BBW commission done?" Famous quote.

[@Skorak]

I'm sorry Emperor. There is only room for one lupoknights nicheknights player in this metaphysical plane of existence *pulls out Glock*

[@calamar8199]

I LOVE YOU LAPPLAND

[@nautus374]

Finally another poorly summarized video after seventeen thousand years

[@hendrihendri3939]

Only the Italians can make a skit as insane as this Also, lowkey, Emperor vs the Mafioso is such a good idea, it probably should be the next April Fools event Also also, let us honor the great Falcone. Now that his "daughter" is with us... *The fight to exterminate the Mafia has been passed down to Terra.* *We shall see it through* Edit: Sora did nothing wrong

[@smugofbishamonten1447]

That lappy VA got me acting unwise

[@swift-pawedteif386]

I would love the Chongyue one to be in Chinese. I really love this Italian dubbing! 9/10!

[@krazy4862]

you didn't have to go that hard with the editing, but you did, and I'm fully here for it

[@unjoyest204]

THIS IS THE GREATEST COLLAB EVER🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@TheScarletKing13]

HOLY SHIT MAGOLOR VOICE ACTING, I AM SO HYPE

[@agatebeowulf643]

Now this! this is quality content lol. Can't wait to play the new event and see how accurate this "poor summary" is

[@KuroeNezumi]

Surprisingly, it is mostly accurate in the broad strokes of the things that happen. Chronology, dialogue, what Vigil does, and a lot of the details in it... no.

[@horse4113]

Man this feels underrated af, really great video Also that low tier god meme reference at 5:15 tho

[@calamar8199]

How could i be so foolish? i have let my lust for italian wolf girls drive me insane (hit hard a broken wall) and become ULTRARACIST against my own italian neighbors. It's over now. I have become stronger. I have let go of my hate. Il siracusano is now on global and all is at peace. the only thing that could trouble me now is only if they made me listen to two seconds more of that goddamn awful languag-

[@futtbucker7568]

supah was born for this event

[@iberis361]

Capone and Gambino needs a vacation on their own for dealing with Lappland's shit for so long xD

[@yuperstrikes7358]

Oh man have I missed this kind of content from you

[@Arnuski]

a minute of silence for those who wants another sketch and will never have because italia Bossmann doesn't want to do it

[@livingrain]

"Poorly Summarized" I know I was clowning on you in golf a little but you don't gotta steal my market like that 😔

[@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH]

My golfer career ended with those 81 strokes. My career now is theft.

[@livingrain]

@@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH You wake up at 3 AM in a cold sweat screaming, you can see it so clearly in your mind, the basic loop

[@KiraraGaming]

Non so, il tizio che fa Zarro mi sembra una persona poco raccomandabile

[@vyx_the_grole]

Di certo non ha la fissa per le code pelose, le volpi di nome Ran e i lupi che non sono lupi di nome Momiji

[@KiraraGaming]

più me ne parli più mi sembra una brutta persona fra, dovrò tenermene alla larga

[@Gredoxx]

Bro this is quality content I'm sharing this will all my Friends

[@HittingBandy]

5:44 I love how you referenced a video from 7 months ago....

[@Moonlight-qq2qr]

I cant believe that emperor goes to lidl

[@Tazemi.]

Masterpiece, Bravo! Also, if you're in need of a random swedish person's voice in another upcoming video then I would like to apply.

[@BlueFlameKirin]

CIROZZO IL SALUMIERE...non ha chiesto con mollica o senza però

[@Obsolescent]

Peak IL siracusano content

[@gaelx3d674]

"Beh amici, io devo andare" I'm gonna save this for eternity

[@xSion_]

"chista si chiama meravigghia" ❣️

[@safiwren7812]

so after learning italian since roughly when the il siracusano event was announced in cn i can safely say i understand maybe every 20th word in this video. i think i'm doing well :)

[@SuperNova-uv5ws]

Holy shit, this was worth the wait! Very well made, and plenty of stupid memes that made me chuckle! Thank you for this video ^w^

[@elpako95]

È la cosa più bella che abbia mai visto, server ita di Arknights quando?

[@Inarimiko]

Troppa qualità, supah sei cambiato!!11!!1

[@MondoPaolo99]

Ok, nuovo obbiettivo. Andare a cercare un certo toscano tra i VA e "fargli i complimenti" (ovvero pestar- nooo si scherza)

[@KiraraGaming]

(No non si scherza)

[@zartymophibs]

I hope they release dimitri one day. The little gay boy we get for free hasn't quenched my thirst for men Also, we need localised dubs for every event from now on

[@swift-pawedteif386]

Quanniplaat? He’s pretty adorable.

[@KuroeNezumi]

​​@@swift-pawedteif386 my guess is vigil. As in, vigil the renowned most piece of existential disappointment free unit that might ever blight this world. Fuck that I like his character and design, but the unit it just a handicap. At least I didn't have any expectations for Quartz, and frostleaf is a 4* from the games' release, but Vigil being as he is, with such a prolonged wait for him to come out, caught me so off-guard I'm left with permanent trust issues with Hypergryff from now on.

[@swift-pawedteif386]

@@KuroeNezumi wasn’t guessing. I was suggesting that he go and build the lil dude. But I can see how you misunderstood me. Since my words were not very clear. Vigil is quite weak. But I play maleKnights so he fits nicely into my roster. He did not hit my expectations by about a mile. However, bright side, Aak module and stainless Module are pretty neat. Especially that Aak module. 😁

[@arcane13th]

I waited until i finished the event chapters before watching this cause i didn't wanna get spoiled, this thing was uploaded before zero hour of the event, pls chill

[@camtoantran8128]

no Chinese language for Chong and Chen ?

[@raveelemental4928]

DAJE CIRUZZO IL SALUMIERE BEST PRETE Con l'aggiunta del tema di Yakuza 0 che ho iniziato gkusto qualche settimana fa

[@KJ9832a]

Adoro il fatto che vigil tiene i demoni in capa

[@Jamesss6]

Foolishness Texas, Foolishness

[@LviatorEre]

Supaaaaaaaah, where's the disclaimer! i demand u REMAKE THIS WITH DAT HAHAHAHHAHAHA. great job as always BOSS! HAHAHAHHAHA

[@slesh_master]

Wait in the future can you do an entire skit but everyone talks in their native language only, like a black mirror episode for the doctor.

[@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH]

If I can get the volunteers maybe

[@MrPizzadash]

Unfortunately I can't watch yet this due to not being good enough at the game to finish the whole event in less than 3 hours but it looks like fire

[@neki0playz12]

This event would of never happened if someone had thought to bring some pineapples... Or ham or something

[@Dr.GojoKun]

Ara Ara Supah as a Texas bro you're acting killed me😂😂😂

[@jadethena]

prossima volta voglio partecipare pure ioooo

[@matthev24-79]

Masterpiece

[@s.o.t_the_real]

the fucking music everytime emp speaks sends me

[@slesh_master]

È tutto in ITALIANO!,pazzo....

[@imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961]

Texas belly uooooohhhhhhh😭😭😭😭

[@randomgoat9029]

Sketch is here.humanity restored. (In all seriousness this is quite nice!)

[@ch1ngch3nghanji14]

My favorite Italian goofy goober strike again

[@adrianfahreza9477]

This is the longest opening in a YT video I've ever seen

[@lemonadepencil2109]

If only,supah often do this

[@jagodadaniluk6634]

Italian dub aside, since I don't understand shit. Horse gibberish caught me off guard. And I could understand it. And it sounded good. Damn, bro, you're cooking.

[@professord6968]

Solo gli italiani possono capire .... Solo loro. Only Italians can truly appreciate the references.

[@hitagisenjogaharaqweenqwq6735]

80% food for humans, 20% food OF HUMANS

[@Chrisbutimtallerthanyou]

I always thought that it was Gnosis who commisioned that Suzuran art......

[@rayhanqhadafi9688]

Maybe a lil late but i have to say SUPAH your Italian are _Magnifico_ no sarcasm here but pure applaud for your prestazione

[@Salim-RS]

Mafia isn't an aesthetic, a comment.

[@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH]

mamma mia I cooka da pizza

[@Salim-RS]

@@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH go f*** yourself, for real fr. i cant with these people anymore. i hate you all from the bottom of my heart. ignorant pieces of shit. Tis' sarcasm

[@markopusic8258]

Oh Ch'en isn't Skadi, she's worse, because Ch'en actually talks... way too much in fact !

[@swift-pawedteif386]

If that’s your voice…. For someone who sounds very funky in English you sure have a very regal air when speaking in Italian.

[@Rmotion9]

i am once again limited by my language capabilities (or lack thereof) P.S. Skadi is likeable screw you

[@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH]

copium

[@smugofbishamonten1447]

Ok seaborn

[@dokutahblob]

All these Italians and not a single joke about how the only thing eaten in the event its Pizza?

[@Kimu3657]

This is some immersion that we're getting...

[@denden6316]

Missed chance to put Lunacub with Ceobe and Natto Gohan on that vigil gummy skit

[@raffyluvmiharu]

at this point, im worried and excited what you have instore for IS3 Story Summary

[@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH]

It was literally the video before this one

[@raffyluvmiharu]

@@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH OH dang, I miss that. Thank you for making it. Haha

[@z_boi2776]

That intro was too epic

[@danneo8050]

Holy sht, this is awesome) Absolutely based, what a masterpiece

[@smugofbishamonten1447]

Don't worry about it, capiche? Hey I'm walking over here!?

[@IrisRhodes3765]

best thing I have ever seen today

[@kiel_doesntplay]

A SKETCH?? SOUPAH ?? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? WHAT PUSHED YOU TO HAVE TO DO THIS VERY PAINFUL TO DO SKETCH

[@hughu9340]

BBW Suzuran? Damn, send me some

[@nuw5396]

Oh boy, time for me to turn off my brain again.

[@stef2337]

My daily life looks like Siracusa, in dreams maybe

[@guidocubilo7192]

Literal perfection 👌

[@oniric_element]

Puro. Genio.

[@Santisima_Trinidad]

I will be watching this video whilst eating a pizza from lidl.

[@iamyourfather9391]

Least deranged Hubei native (he knocked several people down in the streets for calling him a liberi)

[@conxeraf]

5:54 mi sento ingravidato per colpa dell'immagine del Vile ...

[@velocyraptor1302]

Troppo bello😂😂😂

[@lovulate]

I coupd listen to lappland's voice actor here for yearz

[@Tomas-wg3rc]

This... Was so good I will now cry that Its unfair to not have another sketch ready for us hungry deranged animals (read gacha player).

[@NICOCLASH]

nooo cirozzo salumiere no 😂

[@MemoryDestiny]

Ahahaha, that was great! Ma, perché I lupi non si tengono Emperor come scorta di carna infinita?

[@hughu9340]

OOOOOOH!!!! FINALLY!

[@IndraXIV]

Ottimo riassunto, meglio di Frostbyte 10/10

[@edoardomarchettoni8484]

Video da 9.5 su 10, niente mare fuori e mancano le frasi di fine missione di penance scritte da un maniaco con chiari problemi mentali e che ha letteralmente preso parole casuali della lingua Italiana Però Ezio Greggio ❤

[@edoardomarchettoni8484]

Ceh l'evento si chiama letteralmente "il siracusano" e non ce sta il mare fuori? Grave

[@SUPAH_SUPAH_SUPAH]

in tutta la mia vita ho visto esattamente 0 secondi di mare fuori

[@edoardomarchettoni8484]

Ma pure io tranquillo, almeno ho la conferma che sei sano

[@nojuiceviscosity]

thank you for the english subs :>