Illegal Motorcycle Mods that are Worth the Ticket

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FortNine

FortNine

Күн бұрын

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@dzk33
@dzk33 3 жыл бұрын
The odometer sticker reminds me of the days before I had a garage and needed a permit to park on the street. I received dozens of tickets totalling thousands of dollars for failure to display a valid permit. When I went to court, the by-law officer testified at some length that he did indeed see the permit, and confirmed that it was valid, but that it was not displayed in the lower portion of the windshield on the driver's side, as clearly stipulated in the by-law and on the permit itself. When the judge asked why I did not display the permit as required, I explained that the motorcycle in question had neither a driver's side nor a windshield. After a deep sigh, he proceeded to lecture the officer on how he needed to use some common sense and consider that the letter of the law is not always aligned with the spirit of the law.
@josephfoster3819
@josephfoster3819 2 жыл бұрын
Thats great , thank you for sharing that .
@tryarunm
@tryarunm 2 жыл бұрын
That jackass policeman should have been tried for pure stupidity and entrapment.
@icecreamsundae1038
@icecreamsundae1038 2 жыл бұрын
@@tryarunm That's a feature, not a bug.
@safetylast6482
@safetylast6482 2 жыл бұрын
I wish this were reddit so I could give you gold my friend
@johnDukemaster
@johnDukemaster 2 жыл бұрын
Great quote! "The letter of the law...."
@mgpyt
@mgpyt 3 жыл бұрын
"Freeze, you phone charging fuck!" I laughed out loud
@flagovhate
@flagovhate 3 жыл бұрын
Lol me too
@Burnyzassoff
@Burnyzassoff 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahha same oi!!
@brandonbrown6544
@brandonbrown6544 3 жыл бұрын
Me too, my wife heard it from across the room and glanced at me sideways though 😂
@dex624
@dex624 3 жыл бұрын
This is the one that got me 😂
@jakelemt
@jakelemt 3 жыл бұрын
Me too haha such a good video
@hooeetube
@hooeetube Жыл бұрын
The entire get back whip segment was just comedic gold. Well done LOL
@Oblithian
@Oblithian Жыл бұрын
I just don't know why you'd want something that could snag on stationary object or a passing car.
@percivalgooglyeyes6178
@percivalgooglyeyes6178 Жыл бұрын
@@Oblithian And possibly locking up your front brake!
@tommygunn3369
@tommygunn3369 Жыл бұрын
You're supposed to attach weights to the end, for, uh... keeping it from flapping in the wind of course. Only normie doofuses have it flapping around like crazy and getting in the way.
@nicktdm5703
@nicktdm5703 3 жыл бұрын
Only Ryan can get away with calling four year olds "bitches"; a sarcasm masterclass yet again... genius!
@aaronlarson8095
@aaronlarson8095 3 жыл бұрын
@@davestephens3246 Ryan would make the puppy seem like the bad guy
@ChrisG1392
@ChrisG1392 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@danieluhersky9437
@danieluhersky9437 3 жыл бұрын
I spit my coffee out!
@randombuilds
@randombuilds 3 жыл бұрын
I spit out my Tea when he said that!
@dickiemcgeezacks9458
@dickiemcgeezacks9458 3 жыл бұрын
I spit my Budweiser out!
@tehbilly
@tehbilly 3 жыл бұрын
I think the quality of these videos is improving over time, for sure. But what really shines through, even more than the witty writing and natural delivery, is that you all are obviously enjoying what you're doing. And I enjoy consuming them.
@Fee.1
@Fee.1 3 жыл бұрын
The “quality” of the video is going up but the quality of the “story” has gone down drastically since covid, for most videos. Also they’ve all but abandoned the yearly gear videos I always relied on to make smart purchases
@Fee.1
@Fee.1 3 жыл бұрын
Tbc my issue isn’t that this video exists, it’s more what has been missing lately I take issue with
@seskal8595
@seskal8595 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fee.1 idk man. The gear videos always felt like advertisements
@Fee.1
@Fee.1 3 жыл бұрын
@@seskal8595 from Ryan? Bs!!! He always told us what gear was better and cheaper from the same brands new model, what gear had amazing quality for an amazing price because it had been made for so many years etc. I could not have possibly gotten the gear I needed without his insights. And he made those videos at least once a year usually “top weather jackets for 2021” and top high-end leather jackets for 2021 etc. etc. including best helmets of the year and all of that all of those videos had invaluable information that I continue to use and reference when buying gear that’s not even available on those videos anymore
@Fee.1
@Fee.1 3 жыл бұрын
@@seskal8595 Revzilla on the other hand yes 100% Ryans videos though, no, I will defend his honor to the death lol
@peterhansen1670
@peterhansen1670 3 жыл бұрын
6:28 My girlfriend and I are parking our bikes (hers a collector plated 91 Yamaha Radian 600, mine a FJ-09) on a BC Ferry and beside us is a tough looking biker dude on a big black Harley with black leather tassels on the grips. She looks at the tassels and says loudly "I love those! I had the same thing on my Strawberry Shortcake bike when I was 7!" I could barely keep a straight face.😁
@darkenblade986
@darkenblade986 3 жыл бұрын
i died at "plus the whip melts against my engine and thats basically liquid cooling" amazing content as always
@rose6965
@rose6965 3 жыл бұрын
What’s the melting point of leather?
@darkenblade986
@darkenblade986 3 жыл бұрын
@@rose6965 I don't think leather melts. It just burns under heat. Like you skin won't melt it burns. Part of the joke is that these "whips" are low quality plastic things
@caardboard7236
@caardboard7236 3 жыл бұрын
6:52 this is a freakin tesla!
@noid919
@noid919 2 жыл бұрын
@@darkenblade986 I don't know what temp it melts at, but skin does melt! I've had an encounter withf very hot cooking oil that made the skin on the top end of my finger melt and droop down underneath the finger - it was not pleasant...
@shubhamjuvatkar4023
@shubhamjuvatkar4023 2 жыл бұрын
@@noid919 hope you are doing well mate. I can understand as oil and steam burns are painful as fuck.
@kenjarabek9901
@kenjarabek9901 3 жыл бұрын
The Back-off Whip segment was just priceless.
@RideAMAP
@RideAMAP 3 жыл бұрын
Him running around in his helmet whipping the Tundra was Hilarious! I could watch that 100 times and still laugh at ever one
@mike.thomas
@mike.thomas 3 жыл бұрын
I like to show my individuality and free spirit by hanging one of those whips from my handlebar just like all the other HD cruisers.
@Lagggerengineering
@Lagggerengineering 3 жыл бұрын
TF is that thing supposed to be anyway? And why does it fit so well on the brake lever?
@TheConSept
@TheConSept 3 жыл бұрын
Loved that depiction of him whipping the truck. But why on the brake lever? Get smart... Put it on the clutch lever.
@therwfer
@therwfer 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lagggerengineering somebody better answer this!
@blooptastic
@blooptastic 3 жыл бұрын
5:15 I once gave up obtaining motorcycle insurance from a major US provider because 0 was not considered a valid answer to the "how many doors does your vehicle have" question in the sign up form 🤦
@RomaCHEIMS
@RomaCHEIMS 2 жыл бұрын
what? your ride doesnt have doors? weird
@Kristopherredford
@Kristopherredford Жыл бұрын
Just count the gas cap as a door and call it a day
@tammy7098
@tammy7098 Жыл бұрын
@@Kristopherredford 😂
@coastaku1954
@coastaku1954 Жыл бұрын
@@Kristopherredford Storage Compartments too!
@Gobbbbb
@Gobbbbb Жыл бұрын
You definitely showed them the door, lol. (yes, i genuinely laughed at my own awful joke)
@zeroninehundred
@zeroninehundred 3 жыл бұрын
Spent some time this afternoon swapping out my bar ends and replacing the mirrors, all the while expecting RF9 to bust into my garage to call me a “moto-modding pervert.” He was a no-show.
@KiatnissNZ
@KiatnissNZ 2 жыл бұрын
maaaaaaan...
@vincedibona4687
@vincedibona4687 Жыл бұрын
That’s sad.
@sivansharma5027
@sivansharma5027 Жыл бұрын
Well it must obviously be legal where you live then... Duh! 😂
@mikes-wv3em
@mikes-wv3em Жыл бұрын
ive got amazon mirrors coming today for my tmax. hopefully F9 delivers!
@putridfenrir8508
@putridfenrir8508 4 ай бұрын
I had the same expectations when I held my micro-penis Yeah a dynaglide, why'd you ask?
@jte5783
@jte5783 3 жыл бұрын
This is kinda fantastic. I’m getting the same vibe from this channel as I did watching motor-shows with my dad, growing up. It’s factual, to the point, informative, entertaining and really doesn’t try to sell my something. It feels like it’s just here because of the love of motorcycles and riding, and getting others equally hooked. Thanks!
@sarariella
@sarariella 3 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree
@questioner1596
@questioner1596 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with most of what you said, but should point to the description where you can buy the products in this video.
@jte5783
@jte5783 2 жыл бұрын
@@questioner1596 true.
@travisthompson4098
@travisthompson4098 2 жыл бұрын
@@sarariella gogggpggpjmllpgggggg
@DiddleDangle
@DiddleDangle Жыл бұрын
I was thinking it feels like Mythbusters or Bill Nye.
@appelmelk5664
@appelmelk5664 Жыл бұрын
ah yes, the brake locker 9000. really takes the boredom out of riding and back to living on the edge!
@TheMissendenFlyer
@TheMissendenFlyer 3 жыл бұрын
Yet again dishing out the webs best Motorcycle content bar none!! Nice work you guys....
@Damitsall
@Damitsall 3 жыл бұрын
The best part about Ryan is you can use his chin as a can opener.
@MadStylee619
@MadStylee619 3 жыл бұрын
He’s one of a few that are good
@kushpaladin
@kushpaladin 3 жыл бұрын
your view of "best motorcycle content" is subjective.
@nikoscosmos
@nikoscosmos 3 жыл бұрын
It's a case of attempted mutual self gratification.
@Anonymouseys
@Anonymouseys 3 жыл бұрын
@@kushpaladin A more suspicious person may just say he posts that every time to try to plug his channel on this bigger one 🤔
@schiavonirt
@schiavonirt 3 жыл бұрын
The transition from the sirens into the logo and the predominance of red... thats art.
@tyrisnolam
@tyrisnolam 8 ай бұрын
FortNine is genius for so many reasons
@jeremitreadwell9892
@jeremitreadwell9892 3 жыл бұрын
Knowledgeable, entertaining, and as someone mentioned already in the comments "not trying to sell me something." Half the time I could care less what the topic is on your videos. I click on them for the random info I didn't know I needed and most importantly a good laugh. Keep it up man I appreciate what you do and how you do it.
@CBR4L1F3
@CBR4L1F3 2 жыл бұрын
I love it. Been Watchung these from the start and Ryan really had hit his stride. Love fortnine!!! Only place I buy from
@kylesales5614
@kylesales5614 3 жыл бұрын
Really enjoying the increasingly aggressive entrance phrases of the policeman. His patience is growing thin!
@arvins.7064
@arvins.7064 3 жыл бұрын
I had those small mirrors for about a year and when I went back to my stock ones I instantly felt more confident riding because I could actually see what’s behind me now😂😂😂
@imadecoy.
@imadecoy. 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not a fan of bar ends either, but I had to get extenders for my stock mirrors to see past my elbows.
@quillmaurer6563
@quillmaurer6563 3 жыл бұрын
Would have the same mindset. Regardless of legality, I'd want mirrors that actually work. If people want to go with inadequate mirrors, or no mirrors at all, I don't see an issue with that, but I want good mirrors on my own bike, don't care how ugly.
@MicahPotts
@MicahPotts 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i've never liked the bar ends, wayyyy too low and small to be useful!
@professorvoluck9311
@professorvoluck9311 3 жыл бұрын
I use my stock mirrors + 1 Rizoma bar end mirror so I can see directly behind me.
@JediLeba
@JediLeba 3 жыл бұрын
On my last bike I went with bar-ends so that I COULD see. The regular mirrors just weren’t getting the job done. Current bike has good stock mirrors.
@e.c.knivesandrazors2840
@e.c.knivesandrazors2840 2 жыл бұрын
I don't even own a motorcycle and I still found this extremely entertaining 😂 🤣
@TheGardenSnake
@TheGardenSnake 3 жыл бұрын
Texas seems to be pretty chill on this stuff. I can run a sideways plate, no turn signals if I like, heck you can still plate a two stroke. And they seem to look the other way on a lot of mods as long as it works right. Like I've got 16,000 lumens of "off road only" lights as my headlights. But I have them tamed down in low beam mode to where I never get a flash from other drivers. Cops just seeing this set up would know it's illegal but they never bother me. Still can't lane split here though...
@cowboyup6744
@cowboyup6744 3 жыл бұрын
wasuppp jake
@oknevals
@oknevals 3 жыл бұрын
No lane splitting in Texas? ... Well, I live in Austin :-) (And not proud of it.)
@TankToChest
@TankToChest 3 жыл бұрын
Hi buddy 👋🏻
@MohsinKhan-yv5zs
@MohsinKhan-yv5zs 3 жыл бұрын
@@oknevals g. ,
@Perry_dAccard
@Perry_dAccard 3 жыл бұрын
Well after all, Texas is America. Not California.
@Ianjoel58
@Ianjoel58 3 жыл бұрын
The kick with the whip at 6:00 had me on the floor 🤣 and how the f*ck did I come out of a illegal mod motorcycle video wanting to watch swan lake?!
@ckyrooster
@ckyrooster 3 жыл бұрын
It was the , " Sublinguistic messaging " ! lol
@DanteYewToob
@DanteYewToob 3 жыл бұрын
I literally heard a high pitched but muffled “Hiyyah!” In my mind as he did that… lmao
@sheepdog401
@sheepdog401 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan, you are always guaranteed to make me laugh at least once during your videos. Keep up the great work and information and entertaining productions !
@spritemanplus4700
@spritemanplus4700 3 жыл бұрын
The get back whip bit literally made me cry 🤣
@MrBenHaynes
@MrBenHaynes 3 жыл бұрын
The get back whip. Is it April 1st? Is this a joke? Can you only have a "get back whip" if you wear a man bun? Flabbergasted 👀
@sferg9582
@sferg9582 3 жыл бұрын
"..... it's only 42" schlong"! LOL
@tinateigen9230
@tinateigen9230 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan, you just made me laugh so hard so hard I was crying!! When you skipped around the parked truck hitting it with the whip, and were getting slapped in the helmet with it while riding 🤣🤣😂😂
@paulnorberg3869
@paulnorberg3869 3 жыл бұрын
I am not a motorcycle rider, and I find this extremely entertaining. Excellent production work as well. Evolving, fun stuff you guys keep it up.
@DocMozi404
@DocMozi404 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll close out by saying mine is 42 inches schlong..." LOL! I almost didn't catch that!
@unnitocases4174
@unnitocases4174 3 жыл бұрын
And that’s flacid
@ball_soup
@ball_soup 3 жыл бұрын
I had to rewind to see if I heard him correctly
@landonfolken03
@landonfolken03 3 жыл бұрын
I watched these newest to this one and he's had a lot of sexual innuendos and references. Somethin up Ryan? You ok buddy?? Need a "hug"?
@SneedsterSpeedster
@SneedsterSpeedster 3 жыл бұрын
@@landonfolken03 They all have them.
@dougankrum3328
@dougankrum3328 2 жыл бұрын
what...4.2"....that's huge....
@sdpicturecard6858
@sdpicturecard6858 3 жыл бұрын
“42 inches schlong.” LOL! Ryan’s wit is as sharp as ever.
@TheBurningDonut
@TheBurningDonut 3 жыл бұрын
Sharp as a whip!
@Fee.1
@Fee.1 3 жыл бұрын
42 inchesch long*
@akylios2079
@akylios2079 3 жыл бұрын
He said schlong
@Fee.1
@Fee.1 3 жыл бұрын
@@akylios2079 who are you replying to
@TheZodiac31
@TheZodiac31 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fee.1 you
@sijonda
@sijonda 3 жыл бұрын
led turn signals. Put them on the grip ends in addition to shock towers. having multiples in different locations is easier to see than a single point and cleans up the airflow by not having a turn signal hanging out there.
@bogusacct2962
@bogusacct2962 3 жыл бұрын
I will never fail to be stunned by how incredible these F9 videos are despite my exceedingly high expectations
@RaghavSatya
@RaghavSatya 3 жыл бұрын
The reason why I love Ryan is cos he clearly mentions the downside of buying these products and still keeps it funny and real. I really want to change my odo but I'm scared that Ryan will break down my door with an M16 and scream "You Odometer Dodging Dick".
@shubhamjuvatkar4023
@shubhamjuvatkar4023 2 жыл бұрын
I can just wonder how this guy just keeps improving the quality of his videos everytime he uploads. Real fun and informative videos mate 👌
@sanityimpaired
@sanityimpaired 3 жыл бұрын
The mustache being half on in one of the sequences had me cackling.
@peterjensen6844
@peterjensen6844 3 жыл бұрын
It happens in the PC800 video too! Keep the meme going, Ryan
@frankrizzo5057
@frankrizzo5057 3 жыл бұрын
That gets a like 👍🏼 just because of the Emmy winning performance. “Drop the sex toy!” Almost spit my coffee out with that one.
@josephschultz4097
@josephschultz4097 3 жыл бұрын
I did luckily not enough to hit my keyboard. Just had to clean up desk, If he writes these himself, IMO he could replace SNL easily Wish I could give him more than 1 Thumbs Up
@themanwithnoname7957
@themanwithnoname7957 3 жыл бұрын
@@josephschultz4097 He does write these. It's his full time job for FortNine. Go into the old videos and watch his "Who is Ryan F9" episode.
@justininnes6260
@justininnes6260 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with William, it's been a joy watching the improvements over time I enjoy each new vid more than the last
@Monstah7
@Monstah7 3 жыл бұрын
that autonomous braking line was absolutely hilarious!! that's gotta be the best laugh i've had this year.. thanks man, always quality giggles here.. =)
@janreyes5557
@janreyes5557 3 жыл бұрын
Check out Ozzyman videos for more best laughs 😂
@vincedibona4687
@vincedibona4687 Жыл бұрын
That guy sucks.
@dexai4819
@dexai4819 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever does your editing deserves an award! Your videos always have a way higher quality feel than some movies
@nitroxsniffers
@nitroxsniffers 3 жыл бұрын
I say it again; the production quality you guys push out is epic! Great job!!!!
@xv8852
@xv8852 3 жыл бұрын
Having a horrible day and somehow I'm suddenly laughing my ass off in glee, please Ryan, never stop!
@rjtastic
@rjtastic 3 жыл бұрын
just wanna let you know you've been killing it lately with the consistent uploads!
@LifeofSmokey
@LifeofSmokey 3 жыл бұрын
6:45 is hilarious 😂
@jkramer1847
@jkramer1847 3 жыл бұрын
Buying my first motorcycle this week because of you:)
@mattkrcma4092
@mattkrcma4092 3 жыл бұрын
Ride safe!
@TheRIZKYRAMA
@TheRIZKYRAMA 3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@kj8491
@kj8491 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too
@varun04253
@varun04253 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations :)
@hlmc00
@hlmc00 3 жыл бұрын
take your time to know your bike treated like that lover you never had
@nakibsayyed4999
@nakibsayyed4999 3 жыл бұрын
We're finally seeing Ryan's alter ego.
@paulroberts3639
@paulroberts3639 3 жыл бұрын
The cop or whip-boy? The second one.. For sure.
@arch126
@arch126 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan's American cousin
@MrChinogam
@MrChinogam 3 жыл бұрын
I don't even ride a bike...and still watch these videos to death. That's how damn brilliant they are.
@RichardWoodkapchurus
@RichardWoodkapchurus 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure what I love more about all of your posts, the great info, or the amazing smart humor you throw in. Thanks for being so corny and awesome.
@TonyRule
@TonyRule 3 жыл бұрын
6:23 I lost it and had to pause the video until my aching gut could recover.
@JacopoSkydweller
@JacopoSkydweller 3 жыл бұрын
That was a pause for laughter and rewatch after recovering for sure.
@TexasPatriotOffRoadAndOutdoors
@TexasPatriotOffRoadAndOutdoors 6 ай бұрын
This dude has got to be one of the best on KZbin. Whether you are in to motorcycles or not, his content is friggin hilarious yet informative!
@stefanostani
@stefanostani 3 жыл бұрын
i'm always so happy to watch your new videos :D. After 4 years of waiting and waiting, while watching millions of motorcycle videos, i just got my new bike c:
@dauerwerbesendungen
@dauerwerbesendungen 3 жыл бұрын
Use your protection clothes
@vishparmar3486
@vishparmar3486 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations!!
@varun04253
@varun04253 3 жыл бұрын
Happy riding ☺️
@imjustaguy476
@imjustaguy476 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats bro, watch out though….if you let them around others they’ll start breeding. What did you end up buying?
@stefanostani
@stefanostani 3 жыл бұрын
@@imjustaguy476 hahaha, thanks, got myself a brand new re himalayan
@ryanfabello7977
@ryanfabello7977 3 жыл бұрын
I practically spit out my coffee every time you came through the door. Though your moto vlogs are more analytical I'm enjoying them more and more. :)
@philliplewis1586
@philliplewis1586 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan had way too much fun breaking down that door and delivering 80's style one-liners.
@whiteburlog463
@whiteburlog463 3 жыл бұрын
After watching almost all of Fortnine videos I must say this was the most enjoyable.
@yrmoma
@yrmoma 3 жыл бұрын
6:10 I feel personally attacked. By a Canadian. It must be 1812! Brilliant video, as always. I love the one liners.
@zacworden9505
@zacworden9505 2 жыл бұрын
Been watching your videos for years now and your personality and humor added to the videos had improved them so much!
@LunringNassar
@LunringNassar 3 жыл бұрын
I love how girly he whips the car HAHAHA
@leekazan556
@leekazan556 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, you are hilarious!! And it looks like you’re having a blast making these videos!!
@rayperrenoud6210
@rayperrenoud6210 3 жыл бұрын
Teaching through comedy is a rare talent. Keep up the awesome vids!!!
@CPUspeed
@CPUspeed 3 жыл бұрын
That poor door. I’m pro door and can’t wait to get on Twitter and complain about this.
@xsjado1air
@xsjado1air 3 жыл бұрын
production value through the roof as always. its a pleasure to watch your videos, Ryan
@FZMello
@FZMello 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely the most entertaining motorcycle-related channel on the Tube of You.
@livezero264
@livezero264 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to follow up the “it’s true” with “I am a moto modding pervert”. A missed opportunity, Ryan.
@vidster7
@vidster7 3 жыл бұрын
THis is like my saturday cartoons or show when i was a Kid.. always made my day
@Haiasiriku
@Haiasiriku Жыл бұрын
"All these bitches...." I lost my shit😂😂
@jerryvolpini7987
@jerryvolpini7987 3 жыл бұрын
So many great lines, I don't even know where to begin 🤣
@Showmetheevidence-
@Showmetheevidence- 3 жыл бұрын
“Headquartered in 2003”. Lol. Genius vid!
@Kravenrogue
@Kravenrogue 2 жыл бұрын
You are indeed the Best Channel on KZbin, informative, to the point, funny, and good editing, also the Sound is Very good, Just Perfect
@inkydoug
@inkydoug 3 жыл бұрын
The Get Back whip, now that I know what it's intended for it is, improbably, MUCH more stupid than just a 3 foot cord dangling from your handlebar. OR YOUR BRAKE LEVER!!!
@frankshandyman5224
@frankshandyman5224 3 жыл бұрын
I saw some in a bike shop near some HD dog collars and was thinking what the hell type of leash is this...LoL
@mike.thomas
@mike.thomas 3 жыл бұрын
Exact same reaction! 😆
@SoloPilot6
@SoloPilot6 3 жыл бұрын
@@frankshandyman5224 Have you seen some of the people RIDING Harleys . . ?
@Benny---
@Benny--- 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure actual 1% bikers would haze/beat the hell out of any poser they encountered with this stupid thing on their bike.
@You-Toob-name-here
@You-Toob-name-here 3 жыл бұрын
Your supposed to have washers on the dangly end and you break windows or mirrors with the whip. I agree it’s dumb to have and this video was funnier than shit 😂
@leonflpqzhz4765
@leonflpqzhz4765 3 жыл бұрын
That 2:00 joke man i didn't expect that and laughed my ass off.
@unknownu8430
@unknownu8430 3 жыл бұрын
I just watch your videos repeatedly because they are informative and when I run out of interesting things on KZbin. Thank you for your creative content.
@kinangeagle133
@kinangeagle133 3 жыл бұрын
I got so used to hearing you say “Zed” instead of “zee” when pronouncing the letter “z”
@dinosaursr
@dinosaursr 3 жыл бұрын
As it should be. 🇨🇦
@Sully_024
@Sully_024 3 жыл бұрын
I use both in different contexts when spelling my last name I use "zed" when saying the alphabet I say "zee"
@L.C.Sweeney
@L.C.Sweeney 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, you're really paying attention. I wish I had a memory like that.
@gdfggggg
@gdfggggg 3 жыл бұрын
@@dinosaursr comes from 🇬🇧👍🏻
@argieessex
@argieessex 3 жыл бұрын
Canada speaks proper 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, when it isn't mistakenly talking 🇫🇷.
@OmiP42
@OmiP42 3 жыл бұрын
Hey! If you're considering that indicator mod, here's a tip: Don't! (the law is right. they ARE too close together and outshined by your headlight)
@Lolwutfordawin
@Lolwutfordawin 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention it looks like total shit.
@SuperWooba
@SuperWooba 3 жыл бұрын
They should make them for the ends of the handlebars lol
@AevenSong
@AevenSong 3 жыл бұрын
I literally have signal light installed into my headlights 🤣🤣
@angelobartolomeu5679
@angelobartolomeu5679 3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperWooba there is the option, but it's quite expensive
@angelobartolomeu5679
@angelobartolomeu5679 3 жыл бұрын
A rare case of common sense applied to the law
@rosemaryus-ct6151
@rosemaryus-ct6151 2 жыл бұрын
'mine is 42 inches long and that's flaccid...' i'm dying here lmao. ur humor is priceless ryan, as always.
@whywouldigivemyrealname5162
@whywouldigivemyrealname5162 3 жыл бұрын
Freeze you phone charging f***!!! Love your shit. Keep up the good work.
@jamesjenkins7085
@jamesjenkins7085 3 жыл бұрын
I love the letterkenny reference. “Allegedly”
@RidersInBlack
@RidersInBlack 3 жыл бұрын
Lol Ryan!! How are ya nowww...
@jamesjenkins7085
@jamesjenkins7085 3 жыл бұрын
@@RidersInBlack good'n you?
@RidersInBlack
@RidersInBlack 3 жыл бұрын
Ohh not so bad...
@RidersInBlack
@RidersInBlack 3 жыл бұрын
Love to have a puppers with Ryan and TMF
@Electrode114
@Electrode114 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t think it was a reference, just a joke that makes you think he did it. Still funny though. Also McMurray’s a piece of shi
@PopeMcGrope
@PopeMcGrope Жыл бұрын
The alliteration of special agent FortNine is amazing and made the whole video a tad bit more enjoyable.
@NautilusGuitars
@NautilusGuitars 3 жыл бұрын
You really went ham this time. Haha Awesome video! They keep getting better!
@knightrider693
@knightrider693 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part when when he made it seem like he was calling the 5 year olds bitches 😆 🤣 😂
@6666todor
@6666todor 3 жыл бұрын
"seem"
@danielscrittersandcycles2558
@danielscrittersandcycles2558 3 жыл бұрын
he was! 😂
@streetsquiid5615
@streetsquiid5615 3 жыл бұрын
I replayed that part over and over again!
@RC-br1ps
@RC-br1ps Жыл бұрын
Superb corny humor, production quality, and quality of relavant information. I am hooked.
@bkbenelli
@bkbenelli 3 жыл бұрын
Special Agent Alliteration with his sweet moustache and classic suit... FortNine gold.
@dcmsr5141
@dcmsr5141 3 жыл бұрын
Not quite there The Special agent needs a 70's Fu Manchu, let his mouton come out a little more, groomed of course, and the Shoulder Holster Both sides and the Black Turtleneck sweater. Now that would be a "Special Agent" man lol
@javig5045
@javig5045 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, that was hilarious, you could have a career in comedy, thank's for your product evaluations as well.
@Mr.A.J.1
@Mr.A.J.1 Жыл бұрын
Yooo this guy off the charts best KZbin channel
@Allenkey24
@Allenkey24 3 жыл бұрын
“More aint better when two is plenty” words to live by 😂😂 p.s. Need that in a tshirt.
@MikeDCWeld
@MikeDCWeld 3 жыл бұрын
More does help if you don't bother to set the two properly!
@Allenkey24
@Allenkey24 3 жыл бұрын
@@MikeDCWeld yes indeed
@andrewweitzman4006
@andrewweitzman4006 3 жыл бұрын
Informative, honest, and more full of cheese than an 80's action star in a poutinerie.
@6235dude
@6235dude 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, am I to understand that you get poutine at a poutinerie? Then I suppose you get vegetables at a vegestablishment! Crazy Canuks!
@programmer1840
@programmer1840 Жыл бұрын
These videos are so well made, i watch them just for the entertainment.
@russelllocke7180
@russelllocke7180 3 жыл бұрын
One of your funniest vids yet. Thanks for the many laughs, oh so needed in week ten of a bloody Covid lockdown. Genius Ryan.😂👍🏍🇦🇺
@phrozenwun
@phrozenwun 3 жыл бұрын
Came for the innuendo, was pleasured by the happy ending, leaving satisfied (cough*phrasing*cough :-)
@chrismay2298
@chrismay2298 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, are we doing that again? Yeah!
@qwmx
@qwmx 3 жыл бұрын
He looks pretty hot in the black suit and glasses.
@Fraapindy
@Fraapindy 6 ай бұрын
Always enjoy the solid production of your vids.
@jessehowell5651
@jessehowell5651 3 жыл бұрын
"You phone charging beep". Almost spit coffee everywhere
@512mbflashdrive
@512mbflashdrive 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see a F9 video, I click like.
@forrestking
@forrestking 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first video I have watched of yours. The humor is on point! Kudos.
@mohammedshamil65677
@mohammedshamil65677 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan modifying The door: my time has come
@Conundrum191
@Conundrum191 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't see the charging thing holding up in court either. Hell, my Garmin Zumo technically charges in the supplied mount if I am using it while riding.
@garethvincent3806
@garethvincent3806 3 жыл бұрын
"Production is so up on where it used to be." *Casts young Randy Quaid as a cop.* Awesome job again gentlemen.
@jakehyland5317
@jakehyland5317 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing video as always, on a related note… I’d love to Ryan have a crack at what the Euro 5 restrictions mean around mods. I mean I know we all don’t modify our bikes by changing pipes, Decats, air filters etc…
@thedownwardmachine
@thedownwardmachine 3 жыл бұрын
Who else was impressed by the consistent use of good trigger discipline?
@thedownwardmachine
@thedownwardmachine 3 жыл бұрын
@Capt Shiny Well technically that just makes it even safer
@lynnemossey
@lynnemossey 2 жыл бұрын
The entire thing about the getback whip was frickin hilarious LMAO
@AnanthKota
@AnanthKota 3 жыл бұрын
That bar end mirror is the perfect thing for looking behind you when riding gravel roads standing up…while still having regular mirrors. Had more than a few close calls with pickup drivers who think they’re doing a Targa Newfoundland rally stage…
@LoneBrowncoat
@LoneBrowncoat 3 жыл бұрын
Hey! what about all the "MODS" who load up their scooters with a ton of mirrors!
@Turbobuttes
@Turbobuttes 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly tiny mirrors and indicators right under the headlight and seven inches apart seem rightly illegal. Safety equipment being safety equipment isn't defined through the presence of equipment, but through its functionality.
@ivan5555599999z
@ivan5555599999z 2 жыл бұрын
Most stock mirrors are kind of shit, mine vibrate like all hell and are too small to see shit. You forget my bike was made as cheaply as possible, and a lot of accessories are assembled as cheaply as possible. Most people will be eventually replacing them with something they like/functions for them. I need bigger ones, they want smaller ones. If neither of us actually checks the day it matters, what's the difference between us?
@johnrhodes101875
@johnrhodes101875 2 жыл бұрын
lol I love my 90 fzr 1000 mirrors they look like mickey mouse ears and all you see in them is your elbows lol but there pure fzr nostalgia
@andrewwasson6153
@andrewwasson6153 2 жыл бұрын
My stock 1985 GSXR mirrors give me a great view of my elbows. They look awesome but don’t work at all. The clip on mirrors I replaced them with actually work.
@angrydragonslayer
@angrydragonslayer 2 жыл бұрын
The comments above matches really well with how little other bikers seen to care about indicators I am pretty confident that the BMW club uses indicators more than bikers, at least locally.
@redneckhippiefreak
@redneckhippiefreak 2 жыл бұрын
For me its not about the size of the mirror or the location of the lights, its about clearing my elbows for an unobstructed view with in that mirror and attracting attention to the Bike its self during all lighting conditions. Its a safety thing for mostly me and also others..
@cosef4491
@cosef4491 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest motorcycle content I’ve ever seen on KZbin. You guys are killing it. Please keep up the good work
@ivanm.9097
@ivanm.9097 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!! I can't stop laughing!!! This is one of the best shows ever!!!! In any platform or media. Keep it up! It's amazing and creative!!!!
@Byley-e7h
@Byley-e7h 3 жыл бұрын
Another good illegal mod is the flip up number plate activated by a handle bar switch . When getting a move on it will save you a ticket as long as you don’t stop .
@bennyb.1742
@bennyb.1742 3 жыл бұрын
A pretty ordinary bike will have no problem outrunning a Crown Vic. No bike can outrun a Motorola.
@Milkmans_Son
@Milkmans_Son 3 жыл бұрын
@@bennyb.1742 Especially when the Motorola is in a Bell JetRanger.
@MrMesropa
@MrMesropa 3 жыл бұрын
I don't have a motorcycle and don't plan on getting one in the future, but your videos are incredibly informative and at times really hilarious. Keep it up.
@kennethsettles5597
@kennethsettles5597 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, my take on this video: I added blind spot mirrors under the OEM ones and use every ride; I added extra LED turn signals in addition to LED replacements on my Wife’s ‘09 Vstrom 650 so as to be seen better (for that Panama trip); Kawasaki didn’t anticipate anyone would ride their 2003 Voyager over 100K so my bike now has only 4K miles. I have a Ram mount for my phone (doesn’t have the charger feature) and it has been used all the way to the country of Panama without any sun issues (rain yes). Thanks for your reviews and educational videos. When Canada finally opens up for tourists from down under I hope to swing by the neighborhood.
@bigbadbootydaddy616
@bigbadbootydaddy616 2 жыл бұрын
when will you add the whip ?
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