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[@ronaldhee6608]

Greetings from the guy who played the doctor!! :) Thanks for that blast from the past!

[@otter124]

PoH SANNNN

[@tenga3tango]

Peng Sannnn

[@lendleasereit6797]

Cool!

[@ronald8652]

Handsome doc😏

[@kktay4135]

Did the patient live??coz i wan see his wife beat him

[@matthewchoo4634]

Can i just say that unlike most other channels with sponsored ads, Sneaky really does it tastefully. You can see that he actually puts in effort in promoting and making interesting the sponsored product. Well done Sneaky!

[@snowy9598]

The human pupil can expand as much as 50% looking at something they like Nurse's eyes: *It's free real estate*

[@randomstuffsh]

LMAO

[@revlerie]

i don't get it but L0-

[@beatricelee3348]

the "performances" drugs or the doctor

[@RedInks]

Who wish Sneaky Sushii should be on Crimewatch?

[@ilikeswedishmeatballs]

Meeeee

[@justanavargegoogleuser6410]

Moi

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

Hello There losers, Ye of course Sneaky Sushii actor GANG AH

[@justanavargegoogleuser6410]

@@APersonOnKZbinX Hello there

[@CrissLiew]

That show still going on?!

[@benlim2766]

The only thing illegal is Sushi's flaccid ads. It is illegally AWESOME!

[@RedInks]

Got me there in the first half ngl

[@lendleasereit6797]

Love the ads

[@VicugnaPacos]

Watch as this man singlehandedly makes 'flaccid' everyone's favourite hot new insult

[@forcexjr1566]

I feel bad for these uncle actors because I often see them playing the roles of questionable characters. And yes, I've never watched a Mediacorp show for a very long time.

[@nelsonyang1216]

Something feels weird when Sushii doesn’t say *babyyyyyyyyyyy* after “it’s crimewatch” lol

[@otter124]

*BABYIIIIIIIYY*

[@webtoon.crumblchar]

BABEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@theMANGOing]

BABAYYYYYYY

[@edanuragac]

I love that you INSTANTLY jump into the video, no wasted time

[@yz2392]

Sneaky: I’m sorry for making fun of poh sun- a dying man Also sneaky: poh sun u perv

[@Min-us5xs]

Watching kitchen of hell, i learn to critic on food. Watching sneakysushii's crimewatch, i learn to critic crimewatch episodes

[@jawrsh]

you know it's gonna be a bloody good one when it's a crimewatch video

[@prxst1ge756]

Haven’t watched yet but already know it’s a banger

[@Jack_Hyde]

My God. Not only is the acting terrible, but everything about this whole episode would make the Fifty Shades films blush. At least, in the Fifty Shades films, they show the sex scenes from start to finish instead of just showing 2 measly seconds of it. Plus, I like the 'Stay Flaccid' in your description, Sushii!! HaHa!!

[@starbutterflygaming8881]

They did that because they don’t want to break a law showing entire sex scene

[@rinsters]

the old sushii selfie was a jumpscare bro

[@xuewei393]

10:55 i lost it when he said "eh you siao ah" 😂😂

[@nikkofabi]

SneakySushi is when you combine MoistKritikal and Ranton that do local Singapore commentary.

[@tobysresearchprogram9296]

So I searched up the name of the san ti niu bian stuff and OMG. The stuff's english name is 'Three Body Bullwhip and is used to 'treat' stuff from kidneys and short pps

[@fyeelessarndra3392]

the actors aren't the only ones who're underpaid...the makeup artist didn't even bother to do a proper job and just went with whatever because the pay isn't even worth it...look at the makeup on the actors LOL

[@TheTrueBlueOne]

im pretty sure that choice of makeup was common around 10 years ago, around that time when that episode was filmed. but yeah makeup has thankfully gotten a lot better since then

[@bluelingen]

10:15 it really looked like he lost his memory 🤣 11:06 he looked so satisfied while rejecting the hug 🤣

[@theinvisiblegaijin1165]

hi sushiiiii, I just subbed to your channel and cant stop binge watching all your older videos especially the crime watch ones... HILARIOUS.. You said "sub if the vid makes me smile", but i literally chuckled and lol-ed at your commentary!!

[@emiheartxkpop]

i think they should make an episode of sneaky sushi as the commentator. it’ll be hilarious HAHAHAHA

[@user-un5yw9ob3p]

U actually made crimewatch watchable

[@emmalee8548]

i’ve been waiting for this one. turn it up!

[@liluzijien]

Sushii during this entire video: “FLACCID”

[@babysherl493]

10:55 SO AWKWARD LMFAOAAOAOOOO. I’m crying I CANNOT HAHAHHA just push her away wtf is wrong with him hahahaah

[@chuvst3r]

"EH YOU SIAO AH" WHY IS THAT SO FUCKIN FUNNY

[@fulcrum_9162]

0:53 " *SAN TI NIU BIAN* "

[@m.y.o.b6319]

Didn’t know that Crime Watch can be that hilarious😂🤣 all along I thought it’s boring. Nice👍🏼

[@shineii3990]

Wdym crime watch is always a rollercoaster

[@Iac12m]

Sushi is so flaccid for making me laugh so much in the entire video. Urgh flaccid 🙄 (I love it)

[@ethankoh6851]

Eww flaccid

[@DaFruit]

i think sneaky sushi should be in crime watch his acting is TOP TIER

[@someshwaransokalingambartl9052]

this video is as fire as it always will be

[@amaterasukato2066]

Thanks Sushii!I enjoyed ur videos a lot.

[@ocean4171]

This looks like what will happen in Yishun, these actors are damn good, the camera man just holding back his laugher

[@user-zm4rs1ir5z]

*”SeCkSsS dRuCkSsS”*

[@singapore_de]

This guy is gonna single handedly cause Crime Watch ratings to shoot thru the skies

[@secretpianoboy]

Drinking game: take a shot each time he says *flaccid*

[@XxWatulookinat69xX]

The edits are ducking hilarious lmao

[@BeansRUs]

I wish we had a crimewatch in the US 😂

[@garysan7515]

Best sneaky content so far

[@ryuji69-gn6cz]

WHY DID IT SOUND SO FUNNY WHEN HE SAID SAN TI NIU BIAN LMAOO XDXD

[@xuanfeili6703]

The 2nd version of Uncle Roger

[@lifedobemean]

The fact that i watched the actual one before just makes it more funny

[@NoNo-sz8tk]

Wait which episode was that

[@lifedobemean]

@@NoNo-sz8tk i found it its 2012 ep 3 illegal sex drugs

[@katanashiproject5974]

Can't believe ur videos can be such a quality-time material for me and my wife. Like, everytime you post a new videos, we literally stop everything we've been doing and watch your video. Thank you, loser. Love from Indonesia.

[@SneakySushii]

Omg thank you! You guys have a great week ahead, losers.

[@PutriPutri-em2mg]

Hello, im the waifu, we're looking forward to your contents 😆

[@katanashiproject5974]

@@PutriPutri-em2mg oh, hello, wife!

[@jirehchoo2151]

L o s e r s

[@ordinarygurl24]

Geez the sims soundtrack makes me remember childhood lol

[@ninshuhedolaw8987]

So that's where the San Ti Niu Bian from recent Sushii's video originated from 🤣🤣🤣

[@adenw3970]

I AM DYING BRO WHY IS YOUR TIMING AND CHOICE OF WORDS GOTTA BE SO PERFECT I WAS FUCKING DYING FOR A STRAIGHT 5 MINS OF YOU SPEAKING

[@Fake_BoomIsBack]

0:54 bro this is funny

[@noelrobinson2307]

The funny thing is just when he was about to go into the sponsors message, youtube decided to play an ad, ignoring the fact that he has a sponsored msg. 😂😂😂

[@enyatang5281]

i just realised his green screen background is from the office, when the characters talks to the cam HAHA

[@YoutiaoVlogs]

Improved hand posting gesture without the lag unlike Mr uninterested mattress seller

[@Khalfu]

the legend of the flaccid banger

[@minghui2254]

Sneaky Sushii should be the director for crimewatch, that way i believe more ppl will watch

[@cr0w666valorant]

10:03 LMFAO WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE

[@nyctorxven]

"Memory lost" Hmm..this sounds familar..

[@joyceky_]

Last time I heard the word flaccid was in biology class, don't remind me of my nightmares Sushii

[@removalval4163]

Woot! New upload

[@secretpianoboy]

Perfect after the ktv cluster...

[@ghostgirl3437]

I couldnt stop laughing at the sercks dRugs part 😂😂

[@cheehanlim7089]

Sponsored message came right after Sushi said sponsor message. Well played KZbin. Well played

[@idaida1002]

I’m waiting for Sushii to say it’s Crimewatch babyyyyyyyyy

[@Hoodrattt]

Lmao I watched this before and I was laughing my balls out

[@mattiastan3583]

Funny edits sushi!!! 😍

[@sudhirgangwar3292]

It took me half the video to notice the paper company behind😂😂😂

[@AlvinWasHereRn]

"Breakfast your day with San Ti Niu Bian" btw I actually came from your latest vid, how can I miss this vid? idk. but I TRULY LOVE the San Ti Niu Bian part, literally made me laughed for 2 whole minutes

[@mon0de293]

Rip Mr. Flaccid

[@m0t3ki]

hey sneaky sushii, did you do 2011 ep 2 with massage operator + steven lim? lol

[@ThatMevely]

What a coincidence, i watched this a few days ago for fun

[@walaobro4579]

YUI ON SNEAKYYY SHEEESH

[@tingchun6040]

Truth be told, their acting better than the other crimewatch videos

[@drixzel7662]

Ayy, new vid!

[@efaesfefse9236]

7:43 thats some good acting tho

[@solisradium__]

6:30 everytime someone says sEcKs dRuCkS I lose it

[@-rin-7461]

I REMEMBER COMMENTING UNDER THAT VIDEO SAYING THAT SUSHI NEEDED TO SEE THAT AHAHAIS

[@babysherl493]

1:58 “hot ah?” HAHAAHAHA WTF help papa open his beer bottle 😏 LOL hell no. Every video of yours is so hilarious lol ffs

[@autism797]

牡丹花下死，做鬼也风流

[@healthivity365]

Uncle in the lift: oii go away..let me go let me go... (he is enjoying the hug without pushing her away🙃, he needs 三體牛鞭）

[@elsonoh5761]

三体牛鞭 basically translates to a cow's kkb

[@babysherl493]

10:05 this is so sad but so funny LOL…

[@GrandAudio]

Crime watch for the most entertaining content

[@haubeghi4932]

sushi kor kor back at it again at 9:08pm

[@tierapeekarpeekar7832]

Hahaahhahaa finally another episode of crime watch BABYYYYYYY

[@adazhang9967]

i rly like ur shirt i wanna buy it where can i get it

[@cantcommunicate]

i also feel so bad for the old man at the second part :c

[@ralfkhoo2164]

the beer bottle part . lmao

[@sunnylow5369]

calling people flaccid is going to be my new insult HAHAHAH

[@luxze3697]

The Beer bottle "pop" AAHAHAHAH

[@SoberMustard]

First time "Jay" talked in higher pitch

[@tomtamjimjams]

Dude successfully made me Google what flaccid means

[@diyjed9996]

Is no one talking about the doctor in a blue shirt

[@apache95]

She was not happy when he took the Seggs druckss.

[@anthonyhao195]

Sir squishy shaft. This is honestly too funny

[@pearpeaches1164]

What is san ti niu bian?

[@ashleyveronicah8816]

LOL GAHAHAH I KEEP LAUGHING! SUSHI GORGOR YOU SO ENTERTAINING!

[@michelguevara151]

laughed far too much with this XD

[@kamikazagod69]

Saw that 2 second K-On reference. My life is complete.

[@txnd9426]

(4:26) SUSHII WHATS THAT FACE HAHAHAHAHAH

[@maxxy2869]

finally a word that is legal to use against my uncles *ew uncle why are u so FLACCID*

[@afiqyusman4429]

this vid made me laugh like hell fk la shushi , best ah 👍🏼