Illegal Things You Should Never Do in Minecraft

[@skipthetutorial]

plant the trees, please teamtrees.org/

[@zetteaquinomartin2596]

Ok

[@alejandrocalderon2346]

Skip the Tutorial how’s it going

[@luveyourself]

I hope we get to 2 Million trees

[@despair6505]

Are you too supporting mrbeast plant 20 million trees?

[@despair6505]

Or 2 million?

[@Reac2]

2019: Don't waste your diamond on a hoe 2020: Netherite Hoe *exists*

[@ferozalam3024]

Hihihi

[@rotten_pizza]

Why tho

[@Whukariousprods]

You're still using diamonds for it though

[@ragingverse1458]

omfg. i cant wait for the updoot 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@MrTusky]

At least it's more useful now

[@shadwninja592]

Me: **Eating a rotten flesh** Also me: **Dosent get hunger effect** Me: *I use the hunger to destroy the hunger*

[@d4y08]

I actually thought I commented that because We have the same profile picture

[@pancakeperson8905]

@@d4y08 Understandable

[@shadwninja592]

@@d4y08 I know this happens to me too

[@MyDoubleJs]

@@d4y08 yeah i agree lol

[@dillydragonthetroll4119]

what

[@CybeastID]

4:53 "There is no reason to make a diamond hoe". Except for the achievement for breaking one by using up all its durability.

[@rubixtheslime]

r/diamondhoemasterrace It's clearly the best item in the game.

[@a1goldenrunner]

How else will I make my chest full of boats and hoes?

[@absolutecuppa1337]

I think the achievement is bugged anyways

[@raidarthegunwizard4520]

Just buy one from the tool smith villager after you infect-cure him

[@knyt0]

@@absolutecuppa1337 it's not

[@dinnerlord65]

Skip: now I'm not good at building Also skip: casually shows off amazing house

[@thescarytransperson]

the house serves it's purpose well imoa

[@xxshadow_gamingxx9824]

Skips old minecraft skin looks like grian

[@MariaMartinez-rg4kl]

@@xxshadow_gamingxx9824 i know right lol

[@HaroldandKumarGoToWhiteCastle]

i'm dissapointed you didn't show Keemstar's mistake in mining diamonds with a stone pickaxe for number 1

[@Wonderfullism]

Me either

[@PaveReal]

Me Too

[@calebg6587]

Nice profile picture!

[@fireflare908]

Heh

[@dalsosegno]

wHERE ARE MY DIAMONDS

[@Benny_Bear1]

1:20 “number 3, the nether is no place to be reckless.” Dream: *running around and jumping like a madman*

[@Benny_Bear1]

1:15 not 1:20 sorry

[@MisterBrick42]

I mean in the man hunt series, Standing still is the most dangerous thing he could do.

[@Benny_Bear1]

JJ M very true

[@shwabble1773]

Yea true

[@notnivde]

I’m a Human bruh Edit your comment instead of correcting yourself in the replies smh

[@ThatVillain-the-Gamer]

"Just disconnect and come back with everything where you left it" 2b2t: I'm going to end this man's entire base

[@lightspeed9762]

THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT!

[@treeman3788]

Prassax lol

[@Fififoop_Foo]

that was what I was thinking lol

[@kanyesouth7459]

Digging straight down/up is perfectly fine,with feather falling/protection 3 or 4 lava can’t be too much of a problem.Digging straight up is fine too,once your above y-11 there is no lava basically anywhere and for grave just place a torch at your feet

[@Tonithemeloni04]

“Chucking your trusty Pickaxe into the flames” *throws sword*

[@GlowInTheDarkThreads]

Throws the dragon egg

[@hipeople9856]

*throws literally everything except for a pickaxe*

[@prodriguez353]

Ha ha he he he, o no no no no no he he ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhh

[@JoyGamerBoy_yt]

*ELYTRA ALSO* IDK how he threw all those😯😯😯

[@japanesesymbolforbeginner6886]

Him: no one uses panting other than secret room Interior designers: are we a joke to you?

[@aaa-zr7ly]

as an interior designer, paintings are almost useless :/

[@aaa-zr7ly]

unless you've got a resource pack or similar, but I always use pure vanilla or just optifine!

[@emilio1044]

well, once people go to your house they'll jump in every painting you have searching if there's a secret room

[@notlibrasyoutubechannel]

Paintings are good to make a T.V.

[@aaa-zr7ly]

@Blue Dayson :)

[@belfordk]

2:27 “Suppose you’re running on an empty stomach” Also him: **has 46 salmon on his left hand**

[@imakevideo2141]

And he’s also a full hunger

[@belfordk]

@@imakevideo2141 yeah

[@ren-prime6179]

It’s an example

[@belfordk]

@@ren-prime6179 but y is there stuff?

[@ren-prime6179]

@@belfordk omg do you know what a showcase is?

[@Passion4Tone]

Your right, rabbit stew is “Stewpid.”

[@ashnotfound3611]

Lmao

[@jiminisnowanallyandifyoudo546]

Please see yourself to the door

[@gottalivehappy]

too much of a dad joke

[@Tristan777y]

*W H E E E Z*

[@AntichristsPlusOne]

s a n s m o m e n t

[@skyr3x]

Did this man just tell us how to handle desert temples in 2019?

[@holczy0]

Yeah, because it is illegal not to handle it

[@samuelcanonico8604]

Its information for new players

[@jakehowell6392]

For all those 12 year olds saying Glad I grew up with this:(Minecraft wood) And not this:(fortnite wood)

[@your._.local._.blondie7859]

Yes 👍🏻

[@Storm586Official]

2020

[@Clbull118]

> "It's a risky move to turn on your kill aura for PvP" Try playing without hacks on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft...

[@tobikat8865]

Ah yes, 2b2t

[@TrebleClefDan]

oof

[@chrisvvector]

i play without it lmao

[@ItzWhiz_]

“Never waste your diamonds on a hoe” Nether update: I’m about to ruin this man’s career

[@tumbwillweed3411]

Never waste your diamonds on a hoe is pretty much a mine craft saying

[@jamiepepene]

weelum no it’s rule No: 2

[@Raima_Is_Lovely]

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend" 😏

[@afaresfors]

Me trying to turn a whole mountain's coarse dirt to normal dirts

[@superlovescakes]

achievement earned! 'Serious Dedicattion'

[@kelpze]

Here’s a tip: if you wanna escape the mines, put a torch on the same block you’re on and mine up. The torch will save you from falling blocks. Then use the same blocks to build up. Once you can’t build up anymore (you’ve gotten to the top) repeat.

[@Xmc7274]

Me too

[@ToastenButter]

I figured that out the hard way 😂 lost a hardcore world digging up from the end portal to grab a few final things at my base 😢

[@sleepyysleep]

“mining straight to earth’s core is gonna go south real quickly” that pun tho

[@Sidewinder_EXE]

Is South down on the Y axis doe? Edit, it's not. Up and down doesn't show on a compass. If ya look at a map, top and bottom, North and South, reside on the Z Axis, while East and West are on the X Axis. South refers to distance from the equator, not distance below the equator

[@sadasdasdasdasdasss]

@@Sidewinder_EXE yes

[@rapidreaders7741]

@@Sidewinder_EXE If you start on the North Pole, then yes.

[@FlameGodZ]

@@stephkinzfitchy How is that a woosh when the joke didnt even make actual sense

[@AwardedWig]

@@Sidewinder_EXE r/wooooosh

[@lockuplex]

Want to see the most illegal thing i own? Vertical slabs

[@leafvii_]

your pfp is my reaction rn

[@haamiarii]

Fabe•Chan Presents mine too

[@jakehowell6392]

What is the hack? I NEED IT PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!! PLEASEEEEE!😭 Ok since so many of ya fools keep replying to me about mods and resource packs and stuff let me clarify one thing that I shouldn’t have to. THIS. IS. A. JOKE.

[@mlglolermlg]

Unholy..

[@J4KER]

I think it should be in game. It is the #1 think minecraft needs

[@ardabilgin3269]

Me: [Goes AFK on the Nether] A Ghast that spawned 2 seconds ago: [Snatcher voice] *FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!*

[@spyrooooo8601]

I love a hat in time

[@Alecsmthidk]

Aww a hat in time

[@Quazar978]

*snatchers battle theme randomly starts playing

[@mintymechanic8420]

You blew it! You've gone and screwed yourself! Nobody enters my home and leaves in one piece!

[@aceofdiamonds8164]

^Shoots fireball at you^ *YEET*

[@allural8871]

For #24- I usually lead the creepers into water then block them with my shield! It does no damage to your surroundings nor to yourself.

[@froyoreal]

"And now the only monster here, is you." Younger me playing Minecraft back on the Xbox 360 did this and more, I certainly was a monster. *_Those poor villagers, I destroyed so many communities..._*

[@leahchriistiine]

1:17 "the nether is no place to be reckless" Dream: _I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that_

[@sirblue5586]

Nice

[@DraconicDuelist]

"Oh George!"

[@baraa3368]

Lmao

[@theredbaron3989]

Dream almost died during his run in the Nether. Ilumana DIED TWICE.

[@m_diamanoricksteven4189]

@@theredbaron3989 IKR

[@Crustydusty8937]

you forgot one airpods: dont name iron boots “airpods” and put them upside down in an item frame don’t do it....

[@leclercmartin3851]

LOL 😂

[@aphroditeyt6219]

I did it 😂

[@spyrooooo8601]

I might do that

[@alyssano-last-name-given6084]

...people... Do that, like 4 real....

[@alphafart]

Only Chads, only Chads...

[@trashygamesyt]

"dont use hacked clienrs" 2b2t players: and i took that personally

[@BatuhanDere]

Imagine 2b2t without hacks

[@lulashlyn728]

What’s 2b2t?

[@scudsturm1]

anarchy server w/o rules, you can grief to your hearts desire if you are really that mad, the admin is hausemaster, the map size is over 10.3 terabytes since April 2021

[@trashygamesyt]

@@lulashlyn728 it's an anarchy server with NO RULES, infact every one on the server hacks. But it's boring to new players cause the entire map is bedrock, nothing is left

[@lulashlyn728]

@@trashygamesyt yeah that sounds pretty dull

[@wisegames6073]

“...or just let it despawn.” *crys in bedrock edition*

[@powertank1234]

Any time of day luring it somewhere else to fight sounds good.

[@cccorn835]

Pedro Memes Minecraft Java is the version used on PC computers, whereas Bedrock is used on phones, iPads, windows 10, Nintendo, etc. There are differences between the versions, this being one.

[@colelemon5945]

*Laughs in Java Edition*

[@denkikaminari8862]

Cries not crys, soz just wanted to correct that

[@domishere4313]

•Cole Lemon• laughs in bedrock edition because you can get tridents from any drowns, you can move chests with pistons, if you high up you can make a bridge by looking forward, and the game is smoother, just kidding both are great editions

[@brennanruiz1803]

“Going afk in the nether” But my blaze farm

[@TheKingOfSoup]

Thats ok because it's protected

[@jackbeavis]

XD

[@xxgalaticrpgxx1849]

I think he was talking more of a broad... Cause it's so unprotected in the open with the ghast and other demons

[@c_bi_n_o_d_i_n_6554]

@@xxgalaticrpgxx1849 i mean, just dig down like 3 blocks down, then close yourself

[@xxgalaticrpgxx1849]

@@c_bi_n_o_d_i_n_6554 but don't dig straight underneath you that is especially bad in the nether

[@lceedarky3319]

11:41 2b2t players: *puts curse of vanishing on sword* Me: so.. Skip The Tutorial: There is no reason. Salc1: so no one can take this as a treasure.

[@schoolacc2790]

when you dig straight down and never die: *foolish mortal, i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.*

[@BASIL405]

I *dug down and found a mineshaft

[@kiwiquq2230]

I did and still kinda do dig straight down if I don’t want to use some durability needed to make a staircase. I use ladders to make sure I don’t fall. And if I’m going to dig straight up, I always put a torch under me.

[@fearlesslyowo1313]

Lmao same

[@Nam_gwen]

Apparently the actual odds of digging straight down into lava (with the 1.17 cave generation system) is ~6% lmao So yeah, dig down as much as you like, just dont blame anyone if anything happens

[@therealzhenplaz200]

I dug straight down once and found a dungeon and a stronghold

[@janec4418]

“A hoe is useless” Sure, But I’m from the future where you break Fiery blocks in another dimension with a garden tool

[@noemi5937]

He said a diamond hoe, not a hoe

[@Puthyslayer2000]

ChocolateChipCookie Yeah, but a diamond hoe could actually be useful in a situation where you want to gather many of those items, a wooden hoe lasts like 40 seconds

[@noemi5937]

Vex Vex I know, I was just correcting them because a hoe itself is definitely not useless.

[@zachary1606]

@@Puthyslayer2000 I afk'ed 3 full days with a wooden hoe in my inventory. so it can last over 40 seconds

[@sang1582]

You can also break leaves, if you didn't know, and they become a tactical weapon if you want longer reach

[@Munchkin3]

3:16 ‘“but when you start throwing your pistons under a near by lake, you’ve got to expect some issues.”’ Mumbo: *Casually builds a redstone contraption in the ocean, in a box* Me: “Genius idea! I should try to do that!” But seriously it’s a great idea.

[@Blockyverse]

Munchkin // Munchkinnbbler lol

[@gracea2935]

My list of things to never do in Minecraft: 1. Make a circle 2. Sleep in the nether 3. NEVER TRADE A VILLAGER EMERALDS FOR A DIAMOND

[@kappnk9821]

Why...? You get a diamond tho...

[@chiefsolitudeguard700]

Suger On a plum emeralds are sometimes good for villager trading, but other then that really easy to get. With villager trading.

[@chiefsolitudeguard700]

QbeeRogue you need them for villager trading. Villagers can have really important items if you farm them enough

[@bichimadorable9697]

You mean trade diamonds for emeralds

[@marina.8441]

Why trading a emerald for a diamond is something bad? Sure if you mined the emerald it is a bad idea because they're rare but if you traded with the villager at the point of it offering a diamond then you sure have some emeralds sitting around

[@Contherage]

I have to disagree with the diamond hoe (even before they've given an upgrade) If you can some how use up a diamond hoe, you get the best achievement for it.

[@lolup9]

6:31 Skip: Mines straight up Gravel: falls Skip: Uses pickaxe to mine Also skip: Has a shovel in his inventory

[@aceofdiamonds8164]

*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@Blockyverse]

That's literally every youtuber

[@juliesgottacosyt]

"It's going to be a bad time." Me: * megalovania *

[@seanstephen1943]

Yea I listened pretty close

[@seanstephen1943]

I am glad i am not the only one who likes undertale

[@doornumb]

How old are you?

[@mrfournon]

I wanted to say that too! Oh, and, I'm not really good at English, because I'm German

[@abone8986]

I'm literally fighting sans and I rage quit I swear

[@ashish_jb4]

"Redstone and water don't mix" *Laughs in bedrock.

[@victoriagirowetz]

True 😂😁🤣

[@blackwall8203]

im mcpe

[@ultrawk1253]

*cries in new update*

[@SigmaSigmaBoy-m2b]

@@blackwall8203 bedrock and pe is the same thing

[@freemind4403]

You know that redstone dust breaks in water(in bedrock just repeaters comparators and all kind of rails don't break )

[@cookiehasknifesandspoonsbu342]

"Because breaking your legs might not mean anything in the real word but here it makes all the difference" People break their legs irl tho

[@hannahdarby5564]

Me: *mines straight up and starts suffocating on gravel* Also me: *Using pickaxe to break gravel* My shovel: Am I a joke to you?

[@Shadhooe]

Tru

[@moonlghtkillernightcore3545]

I Is Hannah. I can relate Lol that’s ALWYS ME ahaha even my multiplayer work *witch my sis only plays haha * doesn’t use a shovel

[@AmYokikoki]

4:47 LET ME GET MY DAMN ACHIEVEMENT

[@themagicalmess4742]

"This video is about you breaking the law, not me." **Proceeds to do illegal Minecraft things**

[@spamtongspamton9900]

“while it is tempting to make the entire set” people craft diamond swords? wow just make a pick and that’s all

[@happyspacecat408]

pickaxe first and axe next for me- they're both tools and the axe is also a good weapon

[@immortes]

I make axe, pickaxe and sword.

[@ajraynemaker5339]

I don't make anything diamond, anymore. I just trade with villagers to get what I want or need. Villages are overpowered, at this point.

[@samsungrefrigeratorcondens4354]

@@ajraynemaker5339 Agreed. Renewable diamond gear, Infinite Mending, Unbreaking, Sharpness, Protection, Silk Touch, and other enchantments like that. Farmers can give you tons of emeralds. One of the first things I get in a survival world is a village.

[@IINo1goodII]

I started my new world 3 days ago. Soon after I got an iron pickaxe I dug straight down and hit bedrock. Left the cave with 17 diamonds and just made a diamond pick lmao. I'm now sitting here with almost a stack of diamonds and 2 enchanted diamond pickaxes (fortune/silk touch but no mending yet) Have half a stack of netherite ingots living it up in a random village

[@drnumbnuts656]

There is only one time when using a client is appropriate on a server: If it’s 2B2T. Edit: Wow I’ve never had a comment get this popular

[@FloraOfTheCats]

@Teo Behrens only if its tHE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

[@FloraOfTheCats]

@Teo Behrens isn't life fun friend?

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

Well and 9b9t

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

@Teo Behrens well I know there are many more I was just mentioning one that is very simular to 2b

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

@Teo Behrens when someone makes a movie in the say the sci-fi genre every other movie in that genre isn't a copy. 9b9t was made as a fresh seed people just happened to make spawn look similar. The only thing that a was intentionally made simular was the name

[@miguelolandesca9342]

“Don’t go AFK in the nether” People using the pigmen farm: F O O L

[@dillydragonthetroll4119]

and blaze farm

[@aceofdiamonds8164]

But what about *GHASTS*

[@Yukimurasaccount]

@@aceofdiamonds8164 *hiding in a 2×1 hole FOOL!*

[@aceofdiamonds8164]

@@Yukimurasaccount okay yea I am a fool.

[@Yukimurasaccount]

@@aceofdiamonds8164 jk

[@glorytojesuschrist7105]

I get the feeling I'm not the only person here who loves Sinnoh region. 😆

[@_leaf-3525]

"never craft a diamond hoe" me: does it still count as bad if you find one in a village chest and decide to keep it? cuz i did that once. i wonder how those villagers got the materials to make it..........

[@dog3983]

Well the villagers are probably in jail cause ApParEntLy tHaTs iLlegAl

[@xxzoron-the-cutiexx343]

Why and how?

[@_leaf-3525]

@@xxzoron-the-cutiexx343 not completely sure

[@longcat2992]

Him: "It's about to be a bad time!" Sans: *"Finally someone gets it."*

[@amourshipperandpearlshippe9393]

Lmao

[@stillchillyt5536]

Oh yes

[@achanneldathasnosubs5672]

UR GONNA HAVE A good time :)

[@charadreamer9441]

I'm am undertale fan tooooo

[@aceofdiamonds8164]

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@satkarsyangtan2280]

Him: Don't be reckless in the Nether. Dream: Write that down, write that down.

[@inkyinky1611]

Omg

[@vascofernandes295]

Dream "mlg" boat bridged

[@vascofernandes295]

On lava

[@zdxvoid]

Oh yea he is reckless.... Wait he is a speed runner so he can be reckless since he knows how to fight back

[@alexanderwilisow3633]

“Never waste your diamonds on a hoe” Me with my fully enchanted netherite hoe: audible sweating

[@AgentG106]

A diamond hoe is useful for the serious dedication achievement to get a netherite hoe. You can also enchant the diamond hoe with unbreaking and fortune to get more crops and efficiency to mine some blocks faster.

[@Bad_At_Th1s]

"Losing your spawn point can hurt" F3: am i a joke to you?

[@EpicGamer-nh9pt]

Juicy meme

[@venturoes1912]

Yeah, F3 is like one of the strongest features in the game that most noobs tend to forget.

[@mrmemes7883]

Skip the tutorial: this stuff is illegal Also skip the tutorial: **does it** Me: *wait, that's illegal.*

[@CloudMouth27]

Him: *Laughs in Java Edition*

[@PlanetaryFacts]

When you realize that Skip the Tutorial had to do all of these things in order to film the video.

[@deansummer1356]

Me

[@cow4life254]

Skip The Tutorial: We might get a few million trees planted by 2020! Me watching in 2021:

[@Chickennuggetluna]

Lollllll

[@ReedzRat]

Me: *needs to learn more math for school* Also me: *looks at this video* "educational enough!"

[@shitshow-theband2156]

Me: *playing Minecraft casually with my little cousin watching* Him: “DoNT dIg StRaIgHt DoWn!”

[@mandybailey3286]

You technically can safely If u do a 2 by 1

[@joebillybob42]

i dig stright when i know there are diamonds down there idc i just want diamonds

[@softs8946]

@@joebillybob42 what if there’s lava right under or above the diamonds?

[@salmonsuc]

@@softs8946 um just use a fire resistanc potion when digging straight down

[@josephinethuya3155]

i get scared to

[@sigma_seal]

Skip The Tutorial: "Don't make a diamond hoe." Mojang describing 1.16: *So the hoe now has multiple uses alongside farming.*

[@rubber_mace8707]

11:58 that song... Thank you for playing that song, it brings me back to good times

[@Nellyz_weird]

Me: *Finally breaks bedrock* *FBI at my door*

[@Nellyz_weird]

@@younickgamer6524 *Laughs in hardcore mode*

[@Nellyz_weird]

@@younickgamer6524 *laughs in peaceful mode*

[@rexmabaga6794]

Are you SARS or MERS?

[@cytart1]

Laughs at peaceful, easy, medium, hard, hardcore, adventure, creative AaNnDd survival

[@Nellyz_weird]

@@cytart1 Wait that illegal-

[@vand5907]

“Never waste your diamonds on a hoe” Me with my fully enchanted netherite hoe: *audible sweating*

[@sergggggo]

me: its called an achievement

[@sergggggo]

AARYAN BHARDWAJ you werent supposed to laugh

[@kyuro64]

@AARYAN BHARDWAJ Get the f'ck out, nobody cares.

[@ultranecrozma9138]

Dsggg

[@drd1449]

I have fortune 3 so I have more diamonds than I ever need quickly. Even made a netherite one since I have mending and my all equipment is practically indestructible.

[@black97_0]

4:53 "there is no need to make a diamond Hoe" Hermitcraft: "is this some pore people joke I'm too rich to understand?"

[@wr0ng569]

Poor*******************

[@unnamedkidn.5944]

Black_ Fog The Meme Format Goes: “Peasant Joke” Not: “Poor People”

[@jbvillanueva4257]

This is kinda true every one in hermit craft wants diamond tools

[@digaddog6099]

Let's not forget that you need hoes to set up most food farms and you can use food to get every other diamond tool. This is why jukeboxes are the only valid use for diamonds

[@finnybinny3767]

Lol

[@thekindlyreaper-1381]

There are a few more I can think of. In a cave, don't use up your pickaxe unless you have/can make a spare. Don't make a wall around your house or anything significant without a entrance. If you're going to make a house's exterior look good, please do the same for the interior.

[@dawsonglawe5810]

Place a painting over a secret entrance. Have that entrance lead immediately to a 30/40 block drop with some hoppers at the bottom. Have your actual secret entrance right next to the 'secret entrance' behind some normal dirt you just have to mine away every time you want to get in.

[@abbiking3910]

Clever :)

[@hussaindalal206]

Skip: “This is about you breaking the law, not me” Me: What about the other 36

[@carl4995]

7:03 just disconnect me: “laughs in 2b2t 7 hour queue

[@JAMESGamingLV2]

Me: Laughs in Aternos that stops the server and takes ages to start back up

[@yunix7965]

Just put some blocks and a torch around you, eventually sneak if pvp server and you're good to go.

[@cheashwar]

Maybe put obsidian around you and torch?

[@Chile_Autoritario_Ball]

1. The rabbit stew is less filling but has greater durability and the food bar lasts longer but if you do what you did, eat the rabbit then the potato and carrot. But eating the carrot last makes your food bar last less, eating the rabbit last longer 2. Repairing your tools makes making modifications to the anvil such as putting enchantments or fusing an almost broken but enchanted pickaxe with a new, enchanted one also makes your uses of this method reduced it will say "is too cheap" in a Moment

[@minecraft6829]

fun fact: I paintings are one of my favorite decorative items.

[@iitzBenzo]

Noice what type of painting?

[@ball_handler714]

@@iitzBenzo 😑its *I paintings*

[@iitzBenzo]

@@ball_handler714 you know there’s different painting pictures right?

[@ball_handler714]

@@iitzBenzo it was a joke

[@ball_handler714]

@@iitzBenzo cause he put I

[@TSDman]

13:37 "Lets say you found it..." *leaves shipwreck behind*

[@ryaquaza3offical]

*does anything that inconveniences or kills you or your friends* Skip the Tutorial: “what, that’s illegal”

[@none8088]

"I can read your minds" "Ok read mine" "All of you is in pain while watching this" *._.*

[@Bjg_Jr]

You're right

[@kamalsodhi1376]

O

[@AnimateTronix]

are*

[@x-tech-x9067]

no one: curse of vanishing: hi i will take your stuff when you die hardcore players: but... i don't die cause if i do i lose the world?

[@Qenwolf]

/gamode survival : am i a joke to you ?

[@Milk88488]

@@Qenwolf that's not how that works

[@MarioMarioBW]

Curse of reality vanquishing vs. Curse of inventory vanishing.

[@Falling_Down]

*laughs in keep inventory*

[@ezmcpvp7518]

@@Falling_Down you still lose the item/items

[@kailelai3090]

Skip: here i have 37 illegal things Phoenix SC: * evil laugh *

[@Tr0lliPop]

Cops: You are arrested for 37 different crimes against humanity! Me: **Plants one tree** Cops: Oh okay nvm

[@stratis722]

STT: *Don't be AFK* Mumbo on HC: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@alexshows7029]

He said that you should either AFK at a farm (Like the HC Redstoners) or not go AFK. Mumbo goes AFK at farms, so he's still following the rules.

[@tallkids-spencerhuyck179]

Grian tries to prank him so it’s best he knows to lock himself in, which he does

[@lauriee5364]

ForgedCarbon he usually goes afk in a house

[@lantran-do9hf]

The best way to break all the rules! “ creative mode “

[@drew_xviii330]

lan tran Ah yes, my *greatest* offense 😎

[@qewdascz1839]

10:05 “valuable red stone dust” lol

[@mycatcoco2603]

Mumbo would like to know your location

[@coreflakes]

it kinda actually is for me, i trade other players diamonds for some nice redstone dust

[@davidmorrish9110]

well good luck automating anything without it

[@SMpro16]

@@davidmorrish9110 redstone dust is not valuable cause after mining everyone gets stacks of it, its useful but not valuable

[@davidmorrish9110]

@@SMpro16 that may be your opinion

[@LegoLoganUltra]

6:25, it's fine to do that, as long as you put a torch below you everything you start digging up again

[@fadeseven78]

11:58 him: don't use a sweeping sword to kill all your chickens Me: laughs in pe

[@pixelreaper7953]

Ikr

[@urdugamingtick8539]

I was just gonna saythat

[@Boss_123]

Im in bedrock edition/pocket edition too

[@GiornoGiovanna69420]

@Sankote pe gang!

[@whosshe3926]

@Sankote pe gang 😎

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

Undertale music? Talking about how you'd have a bad time? It Sans.

[@Spike1801]

JoriMaynard1204 its pokemon diamond and pearl music

[@Whukariousprods]

@@Spike1801 (and platinum)

[@prototagteaching2666]

"Don't fight in the water." Or you could get Depth Strider on your boots.

[@elsieduhaylungsod8547]

Anarchy servers: *we do this all the time*

[@imscaredofchairs6806]

“There’s no use for a Diamond hoe” My thousand block farm says otherwise

[@katarinashaw8047]

Theres A Use YOU CAB ENCHANT WITH A SWORD ENCHANTMENT BUT LITTLE BIT OP YOU JUST NEED COMMAND BLOCK CREATION COMMANDS TO DO IT ENCHANTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR A HOE UNBREAKING 100 SHARPNESS 100 SMITE 100 FIRE ASPECT 100 BANE OF ARTHROPODS 100

[@chiefsolitudeguard700]

I’m scared Of chairs did you just turn off the video immediately after he says that?

[@chiefsolitudeguard700]

Katarina Shaw yeah that’s for if you are in creative though or if you are too much of a fuckin baby to play with cheats off

[@danieldantdm4473]

“Don’t place fire in your house ‘’ Me: Just take off fire spreads This isn’t meant to be funny

[@itzg.i.g.1256]

Annnnnd we also have campfires..

[@Jjustajjj]

Orrrrrrr surround it with cobblestone

[@_cam-]

or dont be a dumbass like me an build houses out of wood

[@hibye1681]

Or maybe don’t surround the house with fire

[@lesbianlovrgirl]

But it is

[@anthonybarraquio2192]

8:31 I don't like sand, it's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[@scholarahmead3853]

Did You Copy that from jonas tyroller?

[@anthonybarraquio2192]

@@scholarahmead3853 I copied Anakin Skywalker

[@scholarahmead3853]

@@anthonybarraquio2192 well jonas tyroller once said: "i don't like GRASS it is coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere".

[@anthonybarraquio2192]

@@scholarahmead3853 suit yourself

[@AmyTheMeower]

@@scholarahmead3853 I see you're not a man of culture

[@emlog202]

He was “Gamer” now he’s “Narrator”.

[@JoelTheBartender]

“Stay on PETA’s good side, and let the dog be.” Staying on PETA’s good side is killing the dog

[@DraconicDuelist]

Staying on PETA's good side is kidnapping the dogs owned by players, then killing them.

[@JoelTheBartender]

Hey, if it ends up with the dog dead peta’s happy

[@chrisforreal420]

Player: *Commits Piracy* SkipTheTutorial: "Don't worry, just plant a tree and you'll be fine."

[@devonbennett6559]

Time for me to plant a tree

[@jamesbryan558]

Alt title: "Things that only a new player doesn't know"

[@1256936]

That's insulting though, basically calling people stupid for not knowing all of these

[@jamesbryan558]

@@1256936 well I mean....

[@xxgalaticrpgxx1849]

@@1256936 i think he meant cause new players iether need trial and error or to watch videos on what not to do (when I first started 10+ years ago I didn't know how to jump till I messed around)

[@1256936]

@@xxgalaticrpgxx1849 I'm not saying he's wrong, just that it's a mean way to put it

[@fireflare908]

Does skip know what happens when you use a silk touch pickaxe on a monster spawner or does it not drop the spawner anymore when you do that

[@williamdrum9899]

Here's some tips: * Never go afk wearing your good gear. If you're afk in a slime chunk you can get killed by a slime * Place a torch at your feet before digging up. * Bows from a skeleton farm seem like trash but you can use them as furnace fuel to smelt all the iron/gold/chain armor you get too * Use your fists to kill slimes. The baby slimes die in 1 hit anyway so you're just wasting durability. Medium slimes die in 2 hits. Magma cubes are pretty similar

[@connorrichter4718]

Does he not know that you can put a torch at your feet and then dig straight up

[@doodoo2065]

Ikr

[@ThatsNotMichael]

@Aivaras Jucis SIGNS

[@connorrichter4718]

@Aivaras Jucis Ive only hit lava once and I noticed lava drips so I was able to use water to get rid of it. Unless youre at bedrock and mining up, you most likely wont hit lava.

[@doodoo2065]

@Aivaras Jucis Lava, at least in the overworld, is very slow. You have plenty of time to put a block in the way

[@WhittyWhitts]

Good job

[@awesumdood3994]

I didn’t think it was possible to feel pain just from a video, but you proved me wrong.

[@skilledscar4556]

"Never waste your diamonds on a hoe" -random meme kid

[@ez_gg_noobs5001]

7:31 well actually you could make those 3 logs into 12 planks +2 that you burned so its 14 planks and 14*1,5 =21 meaning you actally only gain 3 more items to smelt so you actually tunr 21 items to smelt to 24

[@justrez2571]

9:13 Seems Like Swimming Away using the 1.13 swimming mechanic (Which as fast as sprinting on land) isn't an option apparently 😅

[@xxgalaticrpgxx1849]

Yeah I was wondering why he even put it in there because of that

[@FamiliarGecko]

You could relative easily kill off a Creeper in the water even with the old swimming mechanics. I've done it many times. Just face it, don't turn away from it, and the second you hit it start backing up. (Don't turn away, just press 'S') Then once it's explosion timer have reset, get close to it, hit it, back away, and repeat 'til it's dead. The only monsters that caused an issue in the water with the old mechanics were Skeletons, scince they could shoot and knock you back faster than you could swim.

[@knyt0]

It is not as as fast, it is slower

[@destructoboom]

Or just block the creeper explosion with a shield, no block damage, no player damage

[@emul8orgamer]

“Don’t build a fireplace in a wooden house” My wood house that avoided burning: 👁👄👁

[@Ahmadkhadr.]

That campfire item that doesn't spread the flames:

[@jasperthefriendlyghost6155]

Bruh just use campfires 😂

[@quisnawar2240]

Skipthetoturial: dont dig straight up Torches that break gravel: Am i a joke to you?

[@quisnawar2240]

Water bucket

[@RemedieX]

@Noah Donson Not really, it's too slow

[@shwabble1773]

@@RemedieX I thought I were talking about the water bucket lol.

[@eisaranderee610]

There a lot of things that break gravity blocks

[@goldentaleplays9990]

We know

[@SingularPhasmid]

You can only escape the 36 crimes. You can never run away from piracy, Skip. Y O U C A N N E V E R

[@purifiedhaven]

Skip: “Amber waves of grain” Me: *WESTING GAME REFERENCE*

[@jayznt242]

5:48 "trust me there is nothing worse than seeing hours of work gone up in flames" 2b2t players: am i a joke to you

[@renatenucum884]

Ppl who saw their minecraft pet die: BISH PLZ

[@svetlanaarnaudova1346]

What are 2n2t players

[@svetlanaarnaudova1346]

I meant 2b2t players

[@veryrealdrdog]

Svetlana Arnaudova People that play 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server on MC.

[@svetlanaarnaudova1346]

Ok

[@ValkyRiver]

6:29 I did straight up a lot. I place a torch at my foot so that any sand/gravel would fall on it and break.

[@theredstonemaster5763]

38: sleeping near mobs with no mods or hacks

[@sonicpoop5857]

5 year-old me: Guess I'm on the run!

[@feral-victorian-child]

You can come hide out in my base I’m on the run too

[@feral-victorian-child]

I left a hole forest floating