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[@krt2018]

Keith's strategy: complain until everyone gives in and gives him the point

[@solsolsolomon]

thats my strategy in life

[@landryashworth3755]

Same

[@lujainalfarah1915]

That's my sister 😑😑

[@krt2018]

@@lujainalfarah1915 mine too lol

[@theloathsomedungeater5268]

I’m the master of complaining and guess what. I’m Keith

[@robertthompson7789]

5+ years on and these old squad videos are still making me smile. These 5 are the funniest.

[@avabarber4252]

Noah: I gotta be honest I feel like every time the card gets to her it’s “HEY SAY WORDS!”

[@urlocalbitch8933]

When he said that I replayed it over and over bc it was so satisfying idek y tho

[@Arkatox]

10:19 Name Three Lesbians. Shayne: Monica... uh... I said a person nobody would know. 2019 says hi, and we stan Smosh writer Monica.

[@sillygoofy1893]

Arkatox correct! we love monica!

[@ultrabigfella]

Y'all know Monica has a wife?!

[@jss1328]

@@ultrabigfella That's why Shayne included her in the list. She also has a kid.

[@chewydisco520]

That scene happened right when I read this 😂

[@adypods]

"Name 3 adjectives to describe poop" Courtney:Smelly,Slippery, *_SAD_*

[@dommonek]

Are you the real pee pee poo poo

[@reagan3889]

noah

[@dommonek]

Uno reverse

[@GGProductionOfficial]

Sad shit

[@shittles9307]

I’ve taken a sad poop

[@patiobeer]

Gotta love the fact that Shayne sacrificed a card for a joke and still won in the end

[@alexsmith7313]

Courtney: Screams and leans the entire weight of Keith and herself on Shayne's shoulder. Shayne: Completely and totally unfazed. Me: Damn, he's really buff.

[@marigarcia8590]

2016: Nah this vid is fine 2019: D E M O N E T I Z E D

[@TheSapier]

xcvzzdfsazsdfvgbthyfvjbjn

[@idklol-hb4lm]

Sapfire W h a t ?

[@TheSapier]

D qjxb sh of sdixd x ibc 🙃😄😒☺️😄😚🙃😒😄😃🙃😒😄😙

[@brnda2707]

@@TheSapier hsiiswyuwd jkswhubwsw iusysisdo???? koswidwiia …. sjwsn!!!!!!!

[@davidbasa9985]

I bet it was because Olivia said poop eyes

[@DannyLehmkuhl]

Keith made up a nickname. Gets the point after yelling at camera. Noah made up a nickname Keith doesn’t let him get the point. KEITH LOGIC

[@verseharmony2914]

Duh duh duh DAN Cause it was decided from now on..

[@katherinepoole8842]

Duh duh duh DAN 🙏🏻

[@dixielacen6143]

fuck you

[@camilarocha7554]

youre dumb

[@lorenzonava8334]

They established that making things up weren’t allowed before Noah said his turn

[@maliyahskipper113]

I love how ever thing Shayne had said was about sex or drugs.

[@SouLeozinho]

trump false flag?

[@mustardondpancake4822]

Marshall’s?

[@ditch7915]

Maliyah Skipper lint string and yo yo?

[@Dylan.Gmusic]

Or string

[@beeplesneep]

Look it was some rough times

[@marcopolo208]

Olivia, when are they gonna award you 'the cutest dressed person in every video 2016'?

[@marcopolo208]

Habil Khan Tough guy you are, bet you feel real cool on your mom's phone commenting this.

[@marcopolo208]

Habil Khan If you are consistently cool like this, then it must be true. You are really cool person. * gives honorary badge of coolness *

[@Blizzard0fOz93]

as an amish person, i can totally confirm that she is a harlot.

[@zestproductions6507]

no i would croutchney dress the slutiest

[@Blizzard0fOz93]

Rachel Zhou as an amish i am not slut shaming. i am harlot-shaming.

[@hazel5588]

Olivia:boo~ Keith: AHHHH NOOOOO i don’t like that!!

[@岩の下駅]

Is that a The Office reference?

[@elijahmorales4365]

Olivia is so adorable omgg

[@YoungJusticeLuv]

Hey Smosh fans do you guys like it when the video is longer or short? Personally I like it longer.

[@as2557]

ofc longer!!

[@111A.r0s3]

Baekhyun lllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnggggggggggggggggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@anderswick3754]

That's what she said

[@Emo.pisces]

Baekhyun LONGER BUT IT HAS TO HAVE LOTS OF COURTNEY BC SHES THE BEST

[@as2557]

+jesslyn mclaughlin yassss

[@hamishjames652]

UMM HMMM U CAN ARGUE THAT A CANNONBALL IS AMMUNITION AND NOT A WEAPON

[@kittykittycat2466]

Anything can be a weapon if you throw it hard enough--

[@hamishjames652]

just like a dead baby

[@syra1541]

@@hamishjames652 severed limbs

[@hamishjames652]

@@syra1541 very useful

[@mayei123]

8:13 Shayne's laugh! omgg so adorable

[@mamabeard6786]

Its actually 8:15

[@tbaao]

I like keith OUTSIDE of anything related to competition. Cause his petty ass shows more in competitions.

[@numbo655]

Ikr he becomes so petty.

[@haha5368]

Tru

[@viviangod_win]

There was nothing petty there. Everyone was not being treated the same and he called it and it's apparently recurring and he's draws the short end of the stick, so he feels some type of way about it. That's a reasonable thing to question and resolve

[@chelseasometimes23]

@@viviangod_win This x1000. People complain all the time about Keith in competitions but he was 100% right to complain here.

[@cabanatuan95]

Oh c'mon! When are they gonna read fanfictions on there ships already?? (Shartney/Shourtney, Anlivia, Nolivia, Koah etc.)

[@hi-yo2hi]

yeah! :)

[@hollowmoth]

Shartney sounds weird.. cayne??

[@rjhop2673]

Pikachuisnotonfire I LOVE IT lelelelle

[@chr_isx1953]

UndeadGalaxy no friends

[@isabellegolding3917]

cabanatuan95 Courthinki

[@ravenpurple1527]

8:14 Shayne's laugh tho

[@tarlstevenson1133]

Raven Purple best laugh ever

[@kittycat3071]

LOL

[@Arreis_004]

Adorable laugh

[@audrie1293]

It was a Damien laugh which is adorable

[@derse_lol_ogy3014]

Raven Purple lol

[@AntMares9]

I'm glad they kept all the new shows like Smosh lab and the challenge pit

[@AntMares9]

Shane and Keith are the best

[@aero7638]

Fantendo 64 no Shane and Anthony

[@AntMares9]

Lucas Welsh at least we can agree Shane is funny

[@hughjanus6525]

Lucas Welsh

[@eddidrago5671]

im with you on that

[@Bmccook0]

lmaooo im watching this in 2019 and it's funny now that we actually have seen monica on videos and podcast

[@chewydisco520]

Ikr 😂 she’s awesome

[@faithglynn9297]

I love how Courtney falls and she grabbed Shayne instead of the couch...😆😊

[@user-uj8ot7fm7n]

I don’t know which part you’re taking about but she actually doesn’t have any couch to grab because she’s sitting on the edge of the two couches.

[@ruinedgore]

when? xd

[@faithglynn9297]

@@TTMAL It was around the beginning.

[@mia-hw9jq]

And he didn’t even flinch

[@isclaireok4561]

So cute 🥰

[@unknown-yk3cb]

*The kardashians have left the chat*

[@sauronthememegod5804]

Uuuuuuhhhh... Put him in a straight jacket

[@gavinstine7430]

The Kardashians aren’t real

[@tbaao]

Mr. Game says who?

[@vainest1119]

Everybody else entered the chat

[@mightyman8466]

"So what? I made up the nickname!!" A minute later "doesn't matter known made it up" uuuuuummmmm😂

[@Enfant_Feu]

8:10 Nicknames for sexual intercourse Me : READ THE BIBLE

[@roseylorr8884]

Squad Vlogs is DEFINETLY on of my favorite series on Smosh Second!!!!!!!!!!

[@krystallochan]

SAME i thought it was just me

[@ADHlexia]

7:51 Omg the pause between Noah saying, “I’ve taken a sad ****.” and Courtney & Shayne laughing was amazing 🤣🤣🤣

[@peanut4664]

Noah: Three things that make you sneeze! Me: Dust. Pet fur in my nose. And myself. (I can sneeze on command)

[@rosaiq]

Chilly Lily Oh, and allergies. *f-ck allergies ;-;*

[@peanut4664]

Aerii, Lol. Yeah allergies suck

[@peanut4664]

Feanix Vixen, xD Thank you. Thank you.

[@alouise22]

What's your superpower? "Sneezing on command"

[@issabelbouck302]

Same

[@damnshadyone]

If you pause at 2:05, that picture pretty much sums up Smosh lol. Paused there on accident, it's perfect. It has to be as soon as it hits 2:05 while Shayne is making that face at Olivia xD

[@rainbowplays1204]

Omg dude your really right 😂

[@audrie1293]

Olivia's outfit is WOAH

[@chaoticchoruses]

Audrie Wagner *AgReEd*

[@jasper9160]

DID ANYONE SEE SHAYN "STRETCH" AND TRY TO PUT HIS HAND BEHIND OLIVIA MAYBE CAUSE OF HER OUTFIT I AGREE WITH YOU

[@cabanatuan95]

There's so much #Shourtney / #Shartney in this, and I didn't mean to sound like I was complaining before I edited this.

[@valmarquez8409]

cabanatuan95 true and I'm perfectly fine with that 😏

[@jacobbenedict244]

cabanatuan95 I love Shartney

[@willscarlett326]

I love Shane's Laugh

[@davooooooooo]

3 Things that make me SNEEZE LIGHT DUST COLD

[@tortenini]

Ppl

[@lujainalfarah1915]

Corona virus

[@leorene8986]

Let's talk about Shayne and Courtney's synchronised question at 9:02 it was adorable

[@mallory9719]

"Olivia is so annoying!1!" *barely said anything in the video* *was the only one who did the shock challenge with Courtney* *looks freakin great in that outfit* Conclusion: Olivia is an adorable bean leave her be.

[@anteodak2965]

i love how courtney says she doesnt like sexy people yet she is the sexiest of them all

[@anteodak2965]

i know it was sarcasm

[@anteodak2965]

Muse Dawn depends on the point of view. im a guy and im straight so yea

[@hlaisa]

ante odak Im a girl and I say Noah

[@anteodak2965]

Laisa no way. i mean keith is hotter then noah. sunny is better then him. noah is just......cringey

[@lotteteemets5136]

ikr!

[@fearless_cloud]

Omg I love that the editor didn't realize Noah meant polls not poles 😂😂😂

[@itskoffiee5621]

When Keith said "Your mom" on the lesbian one.He was actually correct about my mom lool!

[@damiongoetz9655]

my teacher is lesbain

[@allisonr1051]

My ex friend is a lesbian

[@destineerosenquest384]

I am a lesbian haha, and so is my mom and her wife

[@mattdonatien6726]

Me two dawg. My moms are lesbian and they're divorced, and both dating different women named Kim

[@itskoffiee5621]

Nicole Simmons eww wtf

[@MelanieKingdom]

I honestly love Courtney's outfit here

[@lotteteemets5136]

ikr!

[@louisejones4670]

Same!

[@mattdonatien6726]

courtney's outfit was dope

[@sirischultz3855]

Melanie King me2

[@mjjustmj1009]

I was watching watching the Goldberg’s the other day with my parentals and I saw shayne and I whispered to my mom “I know him!”

[@eleazarthevampire2267]

SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! i yelled HE IS MY FAVORITE KZbinR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chelseasometimes23]

Great game! Just wanted to say, I love how encouraging Keith was towards Olivia in this game. I love how supportive he is when they do any type of competition.

[@NotVonMiller]

I feel like Keith never wins card games.

[@emilydipietro4833]

Goat E. Mcghee I feel like Keith just never wins

[@Whlgj]

It is because he is black

[@danteropitini3279]

He'll just complain if he loses till he wins

[@maryseitz5553]

7:51 my favorite thing that Noah has ever said

[@rev2444]

Keith: You can make up names Also Keith: You made that up you can't get the point

[@troiistheboi5238]

Shayne Noah Olivia Courtney Keith They're *SNOCK*

[@mabelcorne]

Or nocks or conks or

[@rachelmarrone3271]

@@mabelcorne oncks

[@mabelcorne]

@@rachelmarrone3271 yes

[@mabelcorne]

@@rachelmarrone3271 sconk

[@cadenstovall2162]

@@mabelcorne stonks

[@punkivy9776]

Is it just me, or do the girls seems more comfortable around Shayne than with the other guys?

[@unoriginal4984]

Vy Nguyen Yeah

[@toiletgoldfishxd9795]

Vy Nguyen or are they just sitting?

[@lilstinker245]

ya, shanye west is secretly a gurl o3o

[@fredgill7479]

Vy Nguyen it’s because of the filming of this video he’s the only guy in a relationship

[@laurencarroll_x4582]

Not really cuz Courtney hugged noah

[@armenianply]

Olivia looks like Pocahontas but a lot prettier

[@lilunicorndylan6153]

armenianply are you saying pocohontas is ugly

[@missannar4854]

Lil Unicorn Dylan No...She's saying Olivia is pretty

[@peytonmcclain6668]

Oh look, a white knight

[@mollyisabella1723]

Also Olivia is not twelve and married

[@missannar4854]

Molly Isabella Ot doesn't mean she has to...She's literally just saying Olivia looks like pocohantas

[@SueSylvester87]

Olivia=Pocahontas?

[@oopsallberries9285]

I was literally about to say that she does look like her

[@youngnarrow5597]

Oh shIIIIIIIITTTTT

[@mamodokod]

the story of pocahontas is a lie she was 10 when john smith came there

[@ladybug7089]

Lol

[@fatimadanish3606]

@Sarah Parkhouse so true

[@joshuatomkinson5274]

When Shayne said losing your virginity after Courtney I spat my drink everywhere but the laugh was worth it.

[@wtvrnouis]

olivia knows how to dress! what a queen!

[@lisawaldner4247]

RED FLAGS PLEASE PLAY IT SMOSH GAMES HAS IT

[@tessieyu8578]

YES RED FLAGS

[@savagenight522]

Lisa Waldner thank u

[@savagenight522]

thank u

[@jamey8304]

I Just Saw 99 And Made It 100

[@rowanalyssa2406]

I think Keith was on his period

[@jessm8734]

Alyssa ohio 😂

[@allisonjohnson2683]

boys don't have periods just to let you know

[@lilstinker245]

he was being sarcastic, idiot. Anf he totally was whut r u saying?

[@rae8750]

Allison Johnson it's supposed to be a joke lol

[@duckonquack4232]

Allison Johnson welcome to the joke my friend

[@z.xdtcfy]

Keith: You can't do that Squad: We'll give it to her Keith: *does what he complained about* This is the problem with America...

[@aquaunicorn9862]

shane: what did wearn today? me as mom is walking by : Sex is the answer for a lot of things mom mumbling : you got that right me now scarred for life : .. .

[@jaypegleg]

ErykahPerfectlyImperfect LOL same.

[@ahegaolove4866]

😂 I imagine your face folds into 27 different layers.. haha

[@000walsh5]

Courtney says her face was really red...but her face wasn’t red at all...

[@eleanorgoss_]

Send Help 又是泡麵比較這麼美感

[@000walsh5]

CINMIN ROLL ...sorry I don’t understand

[@yvette8664]

she prolly feels it

[@000walsh5]

yvėttę I see, it’s just like....making me mad for some reason.

[@mayle2010]

She wears make-up so she felt it but it covered the red

[@athannn9598]

In this Video Olivia’s hair looks like Sacajaweas hair from Night at the Museum

[@iyanmanzano]

4:29 Saw this in a compilation, Courtney flustered by the thing she said, Shayne immediately referencing said flustering, Courtney embarrassment escalates. Gold. 😭

[@shhhhh605]

Three things that make me sneeze Dog hair Dust Pollen

[@Prologue18]

Name three lesbians. Me, my friend, and my girlfriend.

[@Emma-zf5ti]

When Noah said 'cannonball' I heard 'cannibal' XD

[@victoriavega6766]

coruscent same

[@jamiedrama521]

Smosh: what shouldnt you say at work Courtney: cussing, harrasment, bombs Me: *BREXIT*

[@roggrandmaster5587]

@9:01 "who's go get it by" shayne+ courtney moment

[@lamitaabbas9015]

Technically tired and sleepy are different things. We just use them interchangeably but they are different

[@jacobreavis6494]

This world doesn't deserve Olivia. She just seems so nice and cool.

[@t.minhcao]

you are nice you are fresh you are great you are awesome you are important I love you

[@natedurinho]

Ok?

[@TheBiggleCheese]

Thank

[@rachelmarrone3271]

Fresh

[@ashleylay9032]

I love u to even though i have no idea who u are. But other than that thanks for the love. ;)

[@raimi_lane212]

Guys, she's talking about what Keith said in the video😂 I was gonna comment that but I was checking if someone already said that so yea

[@emmad799]

in the next smosh lab olivia should set shayne's hair on fire

[@billymurphy4672]

yes

[@kaelahford7950]

Emma Dickinson ha-ha that would be lit😂.... ha get it because its fire............. I need friends. 😔

[@natcedvil]

11:35 Keith 3 things that describe Olivia

[@madalynnhinton1644]

In case you ever play rock paper scissors with Noah, always remember, he ALWAYS goes with PAPER

[@Corgilius]

Shayne: Some how I know I’m gonna lose. *later* Shayne: O-O *wins*

[@abbywashere777]

This game would make me panic so much like "name 3 states" "JEFFREY"

[@josie-nv6ft]

"Items. Hugs. Words" he so pure

[@lecksyyy]

Why is everyone hating on Keith? He’s just joking for the vid and he was encouraging towards Olivia and Courtney.

[@-.kitohannah.-39]

Pink Authority // yeah... man Keith... if you are reading this I feel bad for you but I LOVE YOU ALL BC YOU ALL ARE FOOD PEOPLE! 😢😔😂😇

[@melissakramer3541]

🍕

[@liz_69]

They were joking too...

[@bophiesophie2616]

Pink Authority agreed Keith is great person and funny and supportive why u all hatin

[@jules.-.1215]

Imagine being in a different room and hearing 12:43

[@abdullahazzam9007]

OK we gotta talk about this. Tired does not equal to sleepy.

[@macurys]

it doesn't? i thought it did.

[@jucctin5243]

@@macurys you can be tired from running but not sleepy.

[@macurys]

@@jucctin5243 ah thats true thanks

[@J4kuZZi]

True.. Sleepy is tired.. But tired isn't always sleepy

[@CA1TE]

0:06 in and the Koah is already strong in this one. I love.

[@CA1TE]

dust feathers pepper

[@mooisboosh3013]

things that make u sneeze! 1)Feather 2)Cold 3)when ur trying to be cute (cute sneeze tho)

[@reshadsadat8068]

3 things u don’t say at work 1.cuss 2.harrasement 3.bombs(but what if u make weapons for the military)

[@avabarber4252]

Sadat Reshad when I read this comment I was at that part too😂

[@StitchElle]

omg they always make me laugh! literally ALWAYS! love them so much

[@zakaimathis7740]

Olivia said “I love hot pockets” as I was eating a hot pocket. Crazy.

[@celiacaputo4732]

Shane at 16:45 through 16:47 😂😂

[@libbywilcox6833]

Shayne is so adorable omg

[@antonela7743]

I love Olivia's shirt! It looks so good on her.

[@rebeccajay2817]

I love when you watch so much Smosh that you know that when Courtney played Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid with a mix of Smosh Games and Smosh Squad, someone tried to give her the card that was Never Gets Embarrassed and she says something along the lines of "I get embarrassed. I once said something about losing your virginity and I got embarrassed", and you know that it is from this video.

[@yukarixiacryoclarissa7056]

I just love Shane so much

[@thegreatblakesby]

Name three reason to drink Shayne: dumped, being me, post war

[@skz_pigunny9745]

Shayne and Noah are my crushes

[@juliana1314]

same

[@littlesunshine1384]

What Im not hating Im just saying i dont

[@desperateenuf6230]

Firepaw727 /EllieSaurus same

[@gemma.a]

Lmao. That’s nice to know.

[@gemma.a]

Not hating just to let you know

[@bryoniethomson8635]

Not me re watching old smosh vids and noticing 0:33 😊 (look at Courtney and Shayne)

[@sliceysliceofapancake]

I’m just gonna say... You can be SLEEPY And you can be TIRED of drama

[@its_me_cam2045]

17:07 - 17:14 Shane’s face said it all

[@JoelJimenezMerejo]

Shartney shall rise

[@Enluette]

Who thinks Olivia is jut ADORABLE in any video, every video :)

[@Enluette]

But lets be real everyone has G8 styleeee

[@jakaylabathie7223]

omg she's adorbs

[@Hakashi77]

iiSushiKatii I like Mari more

[@acecherub]

Me! But I just love Mari so much. ~

[@seneschi46]

same

[@cruzcorp914]

Olivia looks amazing in this video...

[@aspenlou230]

That intro was all over the place ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩️↪️⤴️⤵️ But I'm living for it😂

[@itzcarmenlol]

that's the BOMB

[@hannahrobertson_art]

Shourney! Is... Goals!!!

[@lorxsbot2399]

Plz do mooorrreeee. This was hilarious !!!!!!

[@Josu3ee]

keith: *begs to give him a point bc he made one up* also Keith:*keeps telling everyone to not count noahs point bc he made one up*

[@frankysinohui1173]

I love smosh and I am thankful for them making me laugh a lot

[@andreilouis6825]

Keith: "I don't like surprises!" I don't think you like anything bro

[@victorviereck4117]

7:05 : NAME THREE THINGS YOU CAN BET ON ! GO ! HORSES ! POLES ! Polish people : 😨😨😨

[@Kelly-to7qn]

Feathers, pollen, and dust three things that make me sneeze