WE PLAY COOLCATS AND ASSHATS! (Squad Vlogs)

[@ajscott8429]

Shayne and Damien just casually checking out each other’s underwear that’s what best friendship is all about

[@freshavocado2519]

I'm sure they did it before... Without cameras... As roommates...and without it too

[@jay-wall1162]

Lol

[@Nik-nd2jo]

" I like diarrhea" Everyone else: *groans* Aw man Damien: YES!

[@francescas.2867]

aNDREW

[@ftoast289]

Agent Bangus what

[@riddlemorgue]

Out of context this is confusing 😂

[@GhostHML]

When Noah said “yes I murdered a dwarf” I rewatched it about 100 times rounding down and it never gets old lmao

[@tunksume2471]

Nice name

[@katherinepoole8842]

“I grabbed a boy, and kissed him like Bugs Bunny!” -Shayne Topp 2017

[@robloxgamer-qk6lr]

funny hahahahahahaha why did i just respond to this ._______.

[@kaylalboyd]

the softest thing ever

[@Dirtbike-k2x]

*666th like broooooo*

[@ultrabigfella]

*"YOU'RE A GENIUS!!"*

[@ciroascarelli3717]

Having heard that, Damien looked slightly alarmed lmao

[@Altonahk]

Courtney: "I like Pirates." Also Courtney: "I don't like hockey, because it's so violent."

[@kittieskurse5039]

@Guido Mista she is just diff lmao

[@HelloHello-vk5ob]

Guido Mista pee

[@achalmehra3734]

@@kittieskurse5039 No. She is Dumb.

[@AviChetriArtwork]

@Rohan Kishibe I'm pretty sure she is talking about fictious pirates in films. She is a filmbuff.

[@Who.is.Batman]

@@AviChetriArtwork still pretty dirty and violent

[@avengingxman2538]

When Shayne said "Oh I know who that is." In Bill Clinton's voice I LOST IT!

[@jrosegaming3025]

I did not have sexual intercourse

[@yourmother1569]

With that woman, miss lewinsky

[@Jaquavs]

SAMEEEEEEEE

[@Jaquavs]

I feel like Courtney knows who she is but doesn’t want to say anything about it. Because 1 she said it kinda weirdly and 2 who doesn’t know who Monica Lewinsky is at like 25

[@dellmathon6457]

Golden Piston Gaming same

[@finn9489]

This video should be called Noah getting screwed over for 30 minutes straight

[@sheriffsunshine916]

I'd pay to watch that

[@sheriffsunshine916]

@ChocoGamin3 i'd still pay to watch that

[@pablolovesmc2429]

Its what he deserves for disliking the french

[@bug1506]

@@sheriffsunshine916 How about it being straight and not gay?

[@sheriffsunshine916]

@@bug1506 that would also be fine

[@emma122002]

Shayne: “I grabbed a boy and kissed him like Buggs Bunny!” Damien: 😳

[@elvi1990]

rose when?

[@fangxyblare7804]

Does that mean Damien either saw it or was that said boi!

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

@@fangxyblare7804 He didn't know Damien back then. They met on So Random like 6 or 7 years ago

[@beenk8926]

@@elvi1990 26:04

[@jackbailey4107]

29:44 And you know what happens at birthdays? Shane: WISHE- Damien: sAcrIFICES

[@amkeiko]

Shayne*

[@jayden7596]

You don’t have sacrifices at your birthdays? Hm, must only be me.

[@bekismith432]

Royal Scissor Me *courtivia fan*: KiSsEs

[@jacobbarker4180]

Damien: did you run over a Leprachaun earlier? Noah: yes a murdered a dwarf Everyone else: uhhmmm not the same thing

[@gobby_kiwi]

I would like your comment but I think keeping it at 420 is more important 😂

[@fs0range]

I was like "Oh. Shayne can't talk for this round. I guess it's this one time he's not gonna make me laugh" proceeds to kill me with his sign language

[@ethan8278]

Deaf people can talk...

[@Jess-ws2bm]

I-kun there are a number of def people who are mute as well

[@koko-xi8dz]

Freshly Squeezed Orange FSO when

[@masenko3577]

Yes but deaf people can't hear. :)

[@gwenbuster7498]

Freshly Squeezed Oran

[@emptylife7589]

First voice I hear: Shayne's voice. I shed a tear of joy.

[@ravenpurple1527]

SAME

[@maysabellamaritana6687]

First Name Last Name ME😂

[@hemimetal379]

So now whenever someone from Smosh is mad with Ian and says "Damn, Ian" Damien appears in the room

[@k.r6715]

HEMImetal haaaaa

[@luccabrown77]

I LOVE BRACES I'M GETTING THEM AND I'M SO HAPPY

[@jairynbullinger]

Gabriella Brown u shouldn't be

[@mariesahodgins7109]

Gabriella Brown you really shouldn't I've had them and I'm getting them again

[@boooowie]

Gabriella Brown wtf kinda messed logic?!

[@n.n.santiago8947]

Damien: “is it weird that i was thinking about all of those before u said them?” Noah: no me, aware that damien is a psychic: no

[@pixel7974]

DROP YOUR FINGER , YOU THIEF- Damien

[@kirstenmcfarlane9727]

What time stampisthis??

[@love55ickbeat5]

@@kirstenmcfarlane9727 22:09

[@chazse__761]

7:00 I thought about how it would be kinda offensive if Shane randomly didn’t like the Amish, but then realized that anybody who could be offended would never see this video

[@mjclax225]

Chazse __ lmao

[@ribligious]

It’s Shayne not Shane

[@elysesmiles3485]

Chazse __LMAOO

[@explodingmelon0659]

@@ribligious its not though

[@vermilioneyes9006]

exploding melon universe it is spelled Shayne

[@sydmellieb4970]

"I thought I knew you better Sarah." That literally made me laugh so hard.

[@kwaffen]

I know

[@JASmian._.]

(Takes long sip of coffee) Noah: yeah, haha. *I murdered a dwarf.* Me: well, there goes my coffee...

[@moleculegirl]

Right out of your intestines !

[@averysavory7409]

I actually started choking and coughing my insides out from that 😂

[@hannahbrink5185]

UMMMM is no one going to talk about how good Damien looks in this video? Like he's alwayyyys been attractive but dang

[@jrbamw]

I thought the same thing!!

[@ferrelljd1]

It’s the fresh haircut man, so sexy! Fresh haircuts always make someone more attractive

[@user-jj7td5yg9p]

Yessssss do you ship Damien and shayne or shayne and Courtney?

[@jrbamw]

@@user-jj7td5yg9p that's a tough one. I wanna say Shartney cause they'd be cute together but I gotta go with Shamien

[@lilith_0013]

He was a bit of a sweaty boi if you look at him while his arms were raised.

[@angrybrit9555]

the way Courtney reacted to the lip piercing at 10:34 Made me laugh

[@oliviacousins4403]

Shayne's sign language had me dead...

[@kevinconnery2172]

DONT WORRY I CALLED AN AMBULANCE

[@ethan8278]

Had me a little offended. Have had people do this in front of me and my mum (not joking).

[@Jess-ws2bm]

I-kun it’s obviously just the group joking around, there’s no need to be dramatic about a joke 🙄

[@mistersamman8899]

Courtney:”I’m gonna put away this card cause I don’t know who that is.” Shayne doing a Bill Clinton impression: “Oh I know who that is.” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@macaronidaddy944]

MisterSamman this part killed me

[@Anonymous-eo2er]

Poor Monika

[@rachelistrash4371]

i OUT LOUD SCREAMED

[@tylertalley7198]

Best Shayne impression of all time 🤣🤣🤣

[@colorblindartist5238]

8:15 "I murdered a dwarf!" HAS ME FRICKEN CRYING 🤣🤣

[@carolinesnyder5201]

I'm deaf and the sign language part got me

[@eelbobitus4551]

Did he actually say anything in sign?

[@Chelseafortney0]

@@eelbobitus4551 not at all 😂

[@__m__a__x__]

So Shayne's hip-thrusting isn't actual ASL?

[@viab.5040]

Awww I wanted to known if he actually said anything in sign, pity it didn’t turn out to be something hilarious. Oh well. It was funny regardless lol

[@angelicalicari8355]

WE STAN A GENDER-BENDING FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE (26:20 bows/cirtsies)

[@leasparkle9051]

Damien and Shayne should have their own smosh show they're so funny :'D

[@cloudplayz2983]

CupOfTeaWithCandy there's so random

[@leasparkle9051]

guys... i know about so random ... i meant their own smosh show and now they have one so yep i'm happy ^^

[@muethl8493]

They have their own show on smosh games.

[@jessielynnd13]

I wish, but damiens technically part of smosh games :/

[@ralphmartin225]

Lea Sparkle check smash games, I’m pretty sure Wednesday is the day for their show

[@jpbyrne246]

Shayne's story of his first kiss omg I'm dying 😂😂😂💕💕

[@snotgrrrl]

"I like child labor" -Damien Haas, 2017

[@Dr_CoolKid69_MD]

"I don't wanna upset people from Cleveland" is my new favorite thing

[@maxwellslivr2969]

21:58 Lmao!! 😂 i love how damiens like shaynes dad and just goes for it.

[@laylabandit6]

“They’re Suck”-Shayne Topp 2017

[@Openmouthstef]

Ian and Anthony + Planet Fitness = Shayne and Damian

[@jesse5492]

Stefanos Lappas yyyuuuuppppp XD

[@C.C07]

Stefanos Lappas 😂😂😂 true!!

[@maritnijman8519]

Stefanos Lappas who would be who?

[@Openmouthstef]

Marit Nijman shayne is Ian, Damian is Anthony

[@ihatemyself7507]

Stefanos Lappas I think the opposite

[@si.vis.pacem_para.bellum7608]

“I LIKE PIRATES, I THINK THEYRE COOL,......I DONT LIKE HOCKEY BECAUSE ITS VIOLENT” WTF COURTNEY

[@SkullCrusher757]

yeah thats the only reason to like hockey because its violent

[@justsaiyan0567]

Th... That's not the point. The point is that pirates are violent, yet she likes them..

[@jonhryderaeve7012]

same thing between mexico and hockey

[@lunaballons3617]

I didn't realise that

[@haileyweathers1816]

She likes pirates cause there hot duh 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@preslie_rodgers1895]

Olivia: Thanks for watching...... (says outro) Shayne: *just twerks while no one pays attention*

[@SaintoTube]

Watching these early Damien videos are so funny. He's so much more comfy now

[@LocoKarma]

"DROP YOUR FINGER YOU THIEF" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LAUGHED SO BAD

[@sssshoma8491]

Oh thank you Damienlol

[@apizzatopping]

The person who edits these videos is my spirit animal.

[@TBWL195]

Natalie M Wes

[@MollieM224]

Corbin McAmmond I don’t think Wes edits anymore.

[@vortongaia3183]

I think Wes still edits. He is known as Wes Theeditor for a reason.

[@meadowagar371]

Soooo Shayne's first kiss was with a boy? That's the best thing I've heard all day

[@Jaquavs]

Courtney: Monica Lewinsky idk who that is. Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Shayne in Bill Clinton voice: Oh I know who that is.

[@lolol-vj7bc]

I had to find this comment

[@hibubbles7953]

12:22 did no one notice Shane doing the signs from The OA!?!?

[@dalanahopper9343]

I did, it was freaking awesome lol

[@zyaicob]

Olivia noticed

[@InvaderzimsGir-ww8fv]

The what sign??

[@abigailfalconer591]

Sooooo we are just not going to talk about Damien’s reaction to never have I ever kissed a butt because like oh boy

[@gabrielas2448]

His face literally screamed "grow up Noah" lmao

[@rubyharris6119]

Yeah, that was great lol

[@Co_mill]

Should I sell that tattoo online

[@baileyb2923]

Courtney Miller yes

[@baileyb2923]

Love ya btw

[@llamaacxmsp7820]

i'd buy it for so much money

[@MappuFilms]

Courtney Miller where is that shirt from? Its so cute 🎮😸

[@angelalunaaaa]

Courtney Miller yes!!!

[@bigotbanksy4590]

Olivia- "I like Cleveland Steamers..." Shayne- "UH"

[@siickniick]

9:50 “They call ‘em wing dings” - Courtney Miller, 2017

[@lotus4129]

👌

[@ghosthunter7758]

27:03 My favorite impression by Shane

[@k-popfan1744]

I’m deaf and the part where Shayne has to sign is 😂 hilarious! (I can hear bc hearing aids)

[@stickysim3817]

same bruh lol

[@theonetruebobthecob972]

He did the motions from the OA

[@CrowHousePress]

@@theonetruebobthecob972 A+ reference

[@StormageddonTMS]

H o l y shit. I laughed so hard at the Shayne sign language part

[@emilylafever7148]

Stormageddon SAME!!!!!

[@asdefree]

The 266 dislikes are people sexually confused by Shane's twerking.

[@amkeiko]

Shayne*

[@madisonfisk6399]

Unfortunately It is now 500

[@kirsten.3510]

Now 572

[@Benjamin-hk6ir]

Its 574 now

[@ftoast289]

Benjamin 12 it’s a number now

[@xaviermartinez-robinson6849]

I would love to hang out with Shayne, he seems like a joy to be around 😁😁

[@bayli.ferris]

damien: i do not like magicians shayne: WHAT me remembering shaynes episode of sam and cat (he played a magician): *gasps* DAMIEN, NO

[@APerfectOutsider]

I always love the Squad Vlogs video and this video made my week. Couldn't stop laughing the entire time. Also Shayne & Damien seriously need a show together because they are hilarious!

[@shadowdhejhog]

APerfectOutsider what a prediction

[@snotgrrrl]

SHAYNE DOING THE OA DANCE IS THE REASON IM LIVING AAAAA

[@bubblesthepenguin5832]

Chloe Taylor I

[@psychedelicgeekstudios9194]

I love how for the "kiss someone of the same sex" tie breaker they all just lunged at each other with no hesitation and Noah was just sitting there like wat.

[@frijidcrushhd]

29:13-29:23 Shayne, Damien, and Noah: the three regular wheels on a shopping cart Courtney: that one wheel

[@LuzLach]

The way Noah just casually talks about murdering a dwarf has me choking on my own saliva

[@hannahvogan3706]

Courtney- "We punish ourselves. Its a fetish.'

[@mechadoggy]

Hot

[@jessicaclark1039]

Shane "signing" made me actually laugh so hard my mum yelled at me from the other end of the house to shut up

[@spencer3266]

Jessica Clark the best part was when he flipped us off lmao

[@sarahhamel6174]

OOOMMMGGG WHY IS COURTNEY FREAKING MILLER SO PERFECT???!!! ❤️

[@vbpaint]

Sarah Hamel she just is.

[@kiranawa7280]

Sarah Hamel yeah right?😃

[@jenh9375]

courtney who? you mean sarah, right?

[@clementgoh9270]

But u wanna know who is better... COURTNEY FREAKIN MILLER!!

[@elaniscott6397]

Sarah Hamel How?

[@Snuggletoof]

Courtney: "We punish ourselves, it's a fetish." most underrated line of the video

[@Kraken_0410]

27:03 "oh I know who that is" LMAO

[@mies107]

'I thought i knew you better Sarah'😂😂😂

[@bibble5103]

28:33 why does he look like that? (Shayne)

[@squeeze2334]

Damien is amazing but I think he fits in more here than Smosh games cause I’m Smosh games he’s usually more over talked and ignored with Smosh Games

[@thePinkKitty3]

BEAUTYPITTSTOP 101 yes and he's an actor! I just don't think the smosh squad had space for him

[@LSUFanz85]

@@thePinkKitty3 just kick out Keith and we all good

[@thePinkKitty3]

LSUFanz85 then they'd have too many white dudes

[@lordwafflemun5683]

the Pink Kitty in comparison to what? More white guys?

[@thePinkKitty3]

@@lordwafflemun5683 Keith is black so the have diversity. If you take him away then you'd have 3 white guys (if you include damien) 1 white girl and one Asian girl. That's not enough diversity

[@bashful_michael]

This was so funny! Please play this again. I just can't get enough of Shayne and Damien. When they're together, it's simply comedy gold! And could you guys do a TRY NOT TO LAUGH WITH WATER CHALLENGE.

[@bluhamilton2485]

22:15 will forever be my favorite Damien quote. "Drop your finger you thief"

[@Mezzy..]

12:52 >likes pirates but dislikes hockey because it's violent 24:05 "I believe that's Keith's dad" 😂😂

[@beastyyrodriguez2366]

"drop your finger you thief" -2017

[@elliesanclemente4253]

Damien for Smosh Squad 2017 - forever. The interaction between him and the other five especially Shayne is just priceless.

[@westvirginia_exe]

20:36 anyone else absolutely OBSESSED with Avengers and Loki? No? Only me? Ok then... I’ll leave now.... But honestly irl whenever someone says low key I immediately think “Loki? Like my favorite Marvel character played by may favorite British actor Tom Hiddleston?” So yeah that’s my story.

[@kaileefuller6897]

Vivi MMOs ummm...you are definitely not the only one. I have four Pinterest boards on hot pictures of him, memes of him, lock screens of him, and just anything of him 💚🖤💚

[@zyaicob]

Loki isn't a Marvel character Loki is a Norse god what. Also fun fact Loki-Utgard is a giant named after the trickster god.

[@russwest3506]

Years later this is still one of my all time favorite squad vlogs

[@noeljohnson6747]

Shayne and Noah are an underrated comedy duo....

[@jushwa94]

SHAYNE IS LIFE 😂 the most accurate display of sign language ever.

[@magne7961]

#daddyneedshisjuse

[@welcombacktotheneyneyshow7298]

Microman #WORLDSTAR

[@Saronite]

Life's a party .. ur a boiii

[@welcombacktotheneyneyshow7298]

your meeting my mom...my mom doesn't care

[@sherk3916]

Microman #daddyneedshisjews* #killmeplez #iamreallyracist

[@welcombacktotheneyneyshow7298]

😂😂😂

[@lila4070]

Thinks: I bet she likes hockey yay I love hockey “I don’t like hockey” *REJECTED*

[@minnypatrick4985]

No it's just like: Well, now that I think about it, I don't like it either😂

[@mrmolasses]

"It's like a tiny Cadbury Egg that makes you smell good." I'm starting to really like Damien.

[@oldchannel11177]

At 25:50, I laughed. I was in kindergarten, and I was showing I pick this boy up. He leaned forwards. 😂

[@lawgirl054]

when Shayne and Damien are in a video together you know it's a good one

[@minidirector3114]

Shaynes first kiss was a boy! why am I so happy right now?!

[@mirandatravis9817]

one word... shaymien

[@mischamz]

@@mirandatravis9817 it wasn't Damien it was a random boy in preschool

[@mirandatravis9817]

@@mischamz what i meant was that there is more of a chance for it to happen because it was a boy

[@Aaron_Lawhn]

am I the only one that thinks Damien should be a part of smosh.

[@miguelcoronado590]

Aaron Lawhn your wish has been granted

[@monoinina6415]

Yes

[@lunaballons3617]

I do

[@bonatb1]

Aaron Lawhn Damien is apart of smosh

[@sophiaisweird5121]

He is on smosh games not smosh squad

[@stresstive322]

10:40 - about piercings - honestly, once they're healed, they're unlikely to get caught in anything unless you're unlucky in a fight or something

[@mellililly9225]

I love Noah's reaction to Shayne saying he's going to plastic wrap him xD

[@Sam-ik8dd]

"I like Cleveland Steamers"

[@AntonellaNyan]

Shane's translation was the funniest thing in the world! *dab* ahahah

[@marcoouchai9621]

I really like Shayne topp's best friend he funny and hilarious 😂

[@zion4025]

Marco Ouchai he is white and Caucasian

[@lebronthebomb787]

Marco Ouchai damien

[@marcoouchai9621]

LebronTheBomb yes Damien

[@alexiah7972]

Marco Ouchai thats shayne's best friend? Thats pretty cool

[@marcoouchai9621]

Alexia H well thanks

[@emilyebeling5852]

Noah : “Control you’re squire!” Damian : “ SQUIRE! OAI! QUIT HUMPING THAT!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abs7408]

Being someone who loves doing sign language, I'm glad one of the Smosh members actually know how to do asl

[@lotus4129]

I just started learning, and seeing this video I laugh but I understand. Sign language is pretty weird to me.

[@frankiepond4822]

I was laughing at shayne's story of kissing that boy but then I realised his first make out was at 14 and I'm turning 15 in 2 months and I'm single af

[@millicent275]

Macy Mace I didn’t have my first kiss till 16 and make out till I was 17 so don’t worry don’t rush it x

[@prince_of_cats]

Haha same

[@EZboyrocks]

Macy Mace I didn’t have my first kiss until 18, and I know people 20+ who haven’t yet. I wouldn’t worry about it

[@rutanarnar]

Macy Mace idk when i had my first kiss but my first makeout was at age 13 and im turing 18 in less then a month... still single

[@lesliethwing2214]

19 going on 20 and still havent.

[@SirReptile]

Shane's sigh language made me laugh so much

[@jalenhumphries5441]

i enjoyed the argument over Keith playing videogames or not.

[@handstanner5832]

It proves that they don't know much more about each other than we do about them.

[@katherinepoole8842]

I love how Damien always says “_____ American points” when someone asks how many points everyone has when the game ends. It’s hilarious every time!

[@blaineburger9663]

Shayne and Damien always make the video great. They are my favorite!!!!! I guess its because they're professionally hilarious, also they mix so well! Probably because they are bffs but still!

[@minidonutsmsp6755]

Shane: did you run over a leprechaun earlier? Noah- ..i murdered a dwarf.

[@gabshickey9743]

Mini DonutsMSP I think Damian asked that but either way it was funny 😂

[@amkeiko]

Shayne*

[@megb7675]

Damien has such a nice voice lol love him and shayne together

[@poe3897]

Courtney: "Monica Lewinsky, I'm not gonna do that one cause I don't know who that is." Shayne: *In the perfect Bill Clinton impression* "Oh I know who that is." I just lost it..

[@Love4.juliaa]

Shane: I thought i knew you better _sarah_ Damien:... **smiles** Thats *Courtney*

[@katherinepoole8842]

Shayne: Happy birthday to you Damien: Happy birthday to you Noah: Happy birthday to you Courtney *_BoRk bOrK BoRk bOrK BoRk bOrK BoRk bOrK_*

[@karmaruby9654]

"Drop your finger you thief"

[@shayneletendre9451]

I love how Courtney described hockey 😂

[@leahchapmanfilm]

When Shane started sighing I actually DIED of laughter!!😂😂

[@abyssalcrisis]

“I have never, uh, played Minecraft.” I had to stop for a second and question what Olivia said as I’m sitting here playing Minecraft.

[@CyberEJ]

Shaynes Clinton impression when Courtney said she didn't know Monica lewinsky 😂😂😂