Im The Real Mickey Parody |

#conventions #cons and #Donate :
COPY PASTE MERCH LINK: www.redbubble....
LYRICS:
[MALE SPEAKING]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
to all who come to this happy place
I repeat
to all who come to this happy place
welcome
[verse 1]
yal act like you never heard
a talking mouse before
not since the day
I appeared in black and white
my friend Pete had a tug boat war
stearin and making those tunes
whistlin Dixie
(WHISTLE)
on a boat named Willie
[MALE SPEAKING VOICE]
aw wait no way, your kidding
you haven't heard or seen that diddy?
and Mister Walt said
[MALE SPEAKING VOICE]
WHERES, HIS TAIL HES, A MOUSE MAN
NOT A SMALL HAIRLESS RAT MAN!
the lady mice love mickey
make him a girlfriend
name her Minnie
she wear a skirt with a high heels
goin clickity-clacky
running up to mickey
[FEMALE SPEAKING]
oh hes so cute though
yeah I got friends like goofy
whose got a couple of screws up in his head loose
but no worse then goin on in donalds feathers pulling them off at the roots
he cant calm down cus he gets so mad
but its cool
the white and blue a sailor hat
like hes one of the crew
as the three we enjoy
giving positive message
to all the little kids
tell them to be happy
and laugh were cartoons
goin to grade schools
and share are love on the Disney channel
they like us dont they?
we aint nothin but mammals
well, one of us lay eggs
but thats okay teach them anyway
in science class slap my face
on a product and itl sell
like hotcakes
then there's no reason a product like me
and my face and be rewrote
but wait till public domain
then ill be free
well one of me, a horror movie
and what else to be seen?
[CHORUS 2x]
im the real mickey
yes im the real mickey
all you other fake mickeys
are just imitating
so wont the real mickey
please stand up
please stand up
please stand up?
[Outro]
[Fade Out]