Imagine this thing was Jeballian (The Bazaar)

[@jaypham3393]

I may be young for a Type A, but I’ve seen my fair share of misplays

[@aelix56]

Never too old or too young

[@gwabes7001]

+2

[@donkeyy8331]

+2

[@jokersauce5100]

+2

[@joeykoch5664]

Type A Minor chatter

[@Dermondo21]

I love this guy. Always posting videos of video games

[@omi8101]

video game man

[@kookoo275]

+2

[@litapd311]

that's damn true

[@Kenraali11]

holy shit he plays video games?

[@randomelephant4476]

Many people are saying this.

[@chickenick8]

Uneducated people: "It must be a pacifist then"

[@armatura2007]

those who know ☠️☠️☠️

[@joeykoch5664]

Same people: "Her ship is red , that must be paint"

[@JaxonUm]

Bro called me Jebalian, but he didn't know I'm a pacifist

[@CackJooling]

Easy mistake to make, I’ve heard they are not all pacifists

[@ItsRyanHello]

@@CackJooling Yikes, educate yourself bro....

[@ItsRyanHello]

7:58 me after my moron best friend drops my ring into a river

[@ApostleOfCats]

+2

[@mrpoepoe]

me after my dumb-a friend who can only remember people based on an impression of their voice asked who is the cutest Marvel Rival's support character.

[@MrCloud254]

I bet it was your birthday even smh

[@yourfriendlevi6330]

I like my Bows like I like my Johns. Long.

[@teagobr]

+2

[@tb4076]

I like my long bows like i like my pacifists. Jebalian.

[@mccheesums]

32:29 me when the waiter doesn't hear my order for the second time

[@Nighthawk20000]

+2

[@fucku123hugo]

Holy moly +2

[@litapd311]

20:35 20% crit chance on two items and 5% on the item that needs crit? "honestly our crit chance is high enough" i am going to become the joker

[@Fiona_with_cake]

"we can raise it when we level" "why do i have no hp"

[@ChocoStats]

Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 9 times this run He took it 9 times (100%) 5 times he took Bronze-tier chocolate, 4 times he purchased Gold-tier He purchased or acquired 2 Bronze chocolate throughout the rest of the run. In total, he ate 27 Bronze chocolates and 20 Gold chocolates, spending 44 gold on chocolate throughout the run. Notes: NL added 435 damage to his dog from just chocolates

[@RyanSawyerh]

You’re telling me a Jebalian longed this bow?

[@catqueensina]

Not peacefully, or so Ive heard.

[@bloodcottoncandy]

Poor bb I felt the gravity and tension between him and that cutlass. Proud of your growth NL!

[@bob9332]

See that Jebalian? Pacify it.

[@whywhy8276]

Aren't all Jebalians already pacifists?

[@joeykoch5664]

​@@whywhy8276BORINGG

[@mrrp405]

@@whywhy8276most jabalians arent actually, but some are

[@under545]

10:49 Me when someone asks if I used paint to paint my ship red

[@NeonPaladin]

33:12 The prophecy is made. 38:45 The prophecy is fulfilled.

[@kevinlange3175]

26:14 When you ask your friend what that small rug on the floor is

[@bingbing12twa]

7:19 Man tries to find safe place in wall to put a nail for his painting

[@randomelephant4476]

4:19 me when there's a big queue at the public toilets.

[@joshstraver1242]

we’re bazaar guys, of course we enjoy the comment section as much as the video

[@PsuedonymEnjoyer]

34:06 introducing a new form of equipment to hunt animals to the tribe leader

[@crowman1795]

Holy +2

[@bigseiyota]

+2

[@matt-mel]

Bro dropped the treb when he got a multi caster, and kept the langxian which hasnt even attacked in the last three fights oh man

[@blahthebiste7924]

I mean one of those items is large, it's not fully comparable

[@matt-mel]

@@blahthebiste7924 but the multi caster enables the large. replace the langxian man!

[@CoolGuy-sd5un]

i lost it when he did that man

[@virusDETECTED]

please for the love of god get this man a bidet

[@aureus79]

NL has genuinely made me so comfortable with my incoming male pattern baldness. Literally just shave it off bro. I lowkey want to go bald even if im not balding cause he looks really cool bald

[@kongfucarrot]

we love egg

[@Kenraali11]

its the bodyfat% though, it looks really good when you are fit and those peloton hours and good diet has not gone to waste let me tell ya

[@bootmanbill2362]

Not all Jebellians are all cannon and no ball

[@joeykoch5664]

Only the red once

[@vitor262]

37:32 NL when he's watching the Northernlion career suicide compilation and reaches the 2019 clips

[@TheFlohRiDa]

"The Vanessa runs will continue until Morale improves" naaaah. +2

[@mondomantra]

7:59 Smeagol when Gollum takes over

[@LoRe-nm8gd]

Only a fool would try to pacify a Jebalian

[@KingRonin1]

He should play a baby sensory video of 3 eggs bouncing around the screen whenever he has to leave

[@alastairvanmaren5243]

Dude, that throwaway "how much is that doggy in the window" joke threw me back to my childhood in a MAJOR way...we used to sing that to my childhood dog and he would always jump around and howl like he was trying to sing with us. 😭

[@candi_appel]

See that Clamera? Buy it.

[@ihave2cows]

"I can't pick lefty loosey, our fastest weapon only fires 2 times every 6 seconds. Mixed message when I only have a single non-weapon item that triggers, though..."

[@andrewjsusanto]

love it when the little robot man goes boop beep

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

Me when i look at the bottom of a soccer cleat: 7:20

[@Kenraali11]

Me when I look for a 2x2 lego piece but can only find the small ones:

[@whaaish]

Unlike Vanessa, defeat DOES defeat the egg

[@emerz3530]

He's gotta stop feeding his dog chocolate man it's not healthy

[@alex__9001]

More like jebaited long bow

[@Third_Age]

This game has born another type A chatter when he took mixed message over the skill that would haste every 1 second every attack and put it on katana, I’m about to turn into beetle goose with how my brains tingling

[@Dezorey-]

I appreciate you mixing up the build

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

He will never be Jeballin' *cereal *

[@RdTsunami4hire]

34:06 startled the absolute shit out of me lmao

[@Faegbeard]

"I *am* the Jeballian" "Not yet." "It's pacifism then."

[@Blackobluna]

32:04 The guy who started the Iditarod

[@wangledteb5671]

I've spent like two or three videos wondering how the heck the knee brace helps with cooldown reduction and it just finally clicked... Because it gives your items a flat +1 second but all the cooldown reduction items reduce it by percentage, so if you just throw it on the board for a sec and then reduce the item cooldown by 3%, it reduces it by 3% of the higher number which means more cooldown reduction... My mind is blown lol

[@fetherfulbiped]

Wait a second, that bow is neither Jaballian nor long, we've got scammed

[@T3chAnalogy]

Who up Jeballian they longbow?

[@VeeKow]

That very first fight was the dude in chat the other day that wouldn't stop mentioning cove for sure

[@JJMan5000]

NAH I WISH BUT IM STILL RIGHT

[@deaganvg8888]

There's something truly evil about having chocolate be a dog's best "food" in the bazaar

[@jacobadderley2643]

Keep it rolling Ryan! Love the bazaar content!

[@TheShieldsMD]

Ain't nobody getting anything done until January 6th - Northernlion, closing line of 2024.

[@wowmortalatis]

I paint my Jebalian longbow red, walk it.

[@jellyaddiction7178]

1:58 I don't know how to say this but when he came back and he was bald I got scared. I don't know what I was expecting.

[@MrultiPaul]

I don't know why he puts so little respect on burn. Trebuchet does more damage with burn than regular but he'll never take cinder :(

[@RichardHennigan]

This was a good one. I'd rather see a non-meta silver victory over a meta gold any day of the week.

[@Bluebayou42]

We’re egg enjoyers of course we watch the entire video on our bathroom breaks

[@BurntToasTJ]

45 minute bathroom break. Average egg enjoyer.

[@FateBringsMe2U]

dont sit on the toilet too long, bad butt stuff

[@tb4076]

While we eat overnight oats

[@Ant-keys]

Any chance at the large cannons item build? Much love nl

[@dylanduffy8758]

What is going on with the knee brace, am I missing something? What does it do having it on your board when you sell something

[@andrewflow1740]

it's crazy to me that NL will cope and run switchblade and yet his eyes glaze over when sharkclaws is on the board

[@blahthebiste7924]

??? He has run sharkclaws a million times

[@Jobjobbable]

If this thing was Jebalian it would be a pacifist probably

[@deathbooker7466]

when i gift my dad a new computer and he turns it on for the first time: 27:03

[@thegrunch6448]

Did all the meta Dooleys suffer a stroke in this video? I can't believe this was ranked

[@99xPotions]

not all ships are painted red, *beep boop*

[@Ventruethful]

Not all ships are painted red!

[@jhonmiths1344]

NL got magneto aura with that hand pose

[@benlavine6259]

longjohn keeping up with dog scaling while being totally neglected for upgrades smh

[@PossiblePasts]

17:30 Why he got the health back?

[@ruroruro]

He levelled.

[@heinzmonster]

I might be a type A sleeper agent and my trigger is putting the eagle talisman on the dog over the bow he spent 300 health on and crits for x3

[@xsision5513]

A Jaballian build tasteful and cultured +2

[@aheadforonce]

Where are my miscellaneous videos? I can't go for much longer...

[@Jacob-uq8sq]

But then, wouldn't it be a pacifist? I mean, from my anecdotal experience, ALL Jeballians are pacifists.

[@jubjubssy]

You need to engage in some education ASAP brother

[@lumpwurtroot]

NL when he prioritizes scaling his dog but his Lang Xian scales faster, so he talks about the importance of a scaling Lang Xian having done nothing to prove his own theory: ... NL when he doesn't have a Lang Xian: that item is ass

[@lkjlkjlkjlkjk1079]

*Long John

[@Sheamu5]

I just finished the last video, we're eating good today

[@suakeli]

Not all Jeballians beep beep boop

[@addison6536]

always the flame juggler hubris

[@GBKK99]

No one mentioning the misclick on his first level that went unnoticed lmao

[@TheGrapplingNinja]

Post awards and Christmas Balatro content would do really well rn

[@downthecrop]

amazing title

[@WarjoyHeir]

Did he repost this video or did I just forget I watched it on stream?

[@somerando6215]

23:02 bro really said he needed crit chance on the bow when he put it on the dog smh 🤦🤦🤦

[@MrCloud254]

12:40 Bigdawg mode

[@thaddeus1519]

Pig is not bad. Dulie is not so over powered that it's not fun to play. Try mixing it up more often.

[@quitus9215]

i paint my bow multicast, but i don't use Jebalian

[@GKinWor]

december 13th, 2024

[@harryb12993]

Not all cannons are no ball!

[@aaronhud9725]

from what iv seen gum was met to help top tooth decay but todays gum is full of rubbish look up some health gum and you can see the difference.

[@JJMan5000]

strong jaw tho

[@davidballantyne4492]

the random order these appeal in is befuddling. I come from the previous upload which was a fun Pyg run only to find myself sunk within the Vanessa quagmire once more. Well, let's see what single weapon pairs with the crow's nest this time! Edit: My god, multicast bow and scaling dog, this is a proto-Pyg build!

[@videogamefelix]

not sure he understands how treb works

[@obsidiancrow450]

dooley players are going to DROWN once they get nerfed. I've been swimming in the pissy pool this whole patch what chance do you have without monitor lizard?

[@jadaweeknie]

am i crazy or did the 30% health not get reduced for the bow?

[@derpaboopderp1286]

He levelled

[@Wuite4]

39:15 39:16 I actually laughed 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicknevco215]

Is NL always chasing meme builds

[@EhPringle]

Sorry if I sound stupid, but you say, "this item does x DMG a second" usually in reference to something with a long cool down, but isn't that wrong to say? If the item say has 8s cd and does 500 DMG I don't think you can say it does 60ish DMG a second. That literally makes no sense. It physically can't do anything for 7 seconds, DPS is referred to as something that is constantly going, you can't give something dps if it doesn't go continuously on the second Am I crazy for thinking this lol I'll fill out a form if so

[@night4345]

I paint my Jebalian red but I use non-toxic paint.

[@mewwww17]

Wife's favorite pizza or husband's favorite sushi?

[@Asdf-pm2ly]

not all longbows are jebalian

[@Fishyalex]

Not all Jibalians use paint!

[@jarry797]

PIG IS NOT BAD, but thank you for correcting yourself and saying you don't know how to play him but his builds are just slow scaling. He needs more items

[@Kenraali11]

I feel like pig has the most outs in the build pathing fr

[@aidanc1635]

me when I paint my ship red…….. and I didn’t use any paint

[@ZZalles1]

We're bazaar guys, of course we get here early to avoid the annoying backseat comments

[@joemama-kc7ez]

type a chatters come get this guy

[@dman8988]

not early enough to avoid your comment sadly

[@GhostlyMonk]

Salad salad salad

[@angryprimalbug5417]

Dahnyel jeee to ryyan garyy