Suboptimal? No, sub optimal (The Bazaar)

[@tiersie]

The "I wonder if he will take crow's nest this run" crowd gonna mald real hard when they hit that 1 minute mark

[@anuk1311]

Bro should have tagged the spoiler

[@thiccpotato4021]

can confirm im a type y viewer (i have no idea what that means)

[@radarhead82]

At least he was giving an ammo item a chance- ah, and there's bronze cutlass.

[@paulunga]

TIL what "mald" means. What a stupid fucking term.

[@kieran8266]

@@thiccpotato4021 same

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

Northernlion: What are trying to tell me? That I can lifesteal every hit? Bisexual Crow's Nest: No, NL. I'm telling you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

[@G33KST4R]

+2

[@robmack519]

this comment sums up so many frustrations. what's better than a buffed cutlass with 100% crit and lifesteal? a bunch of weapons and a buffed cutlass with 100% crit and a dead enemy

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

​​@@robmack519its crazy how art works. I clicked on this video trying to reference The Matrix And then some dude named rob comes in and reads their own subtext that im Type A chatting and criticising NL's fallacious use of Crows Nest and goes "So True". But now I agree with you, it would be better if he spammed weapons with crows nest, i didn't even think of that. I just wanted to Matrix-Post

[@jacobnussbaum2309]

plus two

[@samwell54]

crows nest silencer… daring today aren’t we

[@thisismywill]

Still loses in 4 seconds

[@Detric]

Crows nest? ✅ Clamera? ✅ Silencer? ✅ Ten Wins? ❌

[@Subsandsoda]

Oh yeah, it's Bazar time 😎

[@Razman5]

When I hit "translate to English", KZbin swapped silencer to silencing, but left clamera.

[@serbianbossman]

Shit red ✅

[@onjit]

Paint? ❎️

[@kymme123]

Jackie Chan, fast as can be? ✅

[@joemama-kc7ez]

> start video > go do something, forget to pause first > come back > waterwheel cutlass silencer crow’s nest

[@joemama-kc7ez]

53:43 is literally me rn

[@emeryboehnke4259]

Clamora

[@wilkic2]

Egg - shined. Boats - burned. Crow’s nest - picked. Ah yeah, it’s Bazaar time

[@Montauk110]

Ships - painted

[@philipshakkour6741]

prices- iron

[@armatura2007]

paint - not used

[@sonarchy5158]

Crew - inspired Nobodys - squabbled with

[@BungusJombez]

Clamera held

[@patrickstar561]

i watched him trade out double barrel for cutlass and knew that the hour long video was 2 runs

[@tommygun4788]

yeah i was like 25 minutes in waiting for the submarine pivot and it dawned on me

[@doormatt17]

any reason why he did that?

[@frankiecedeno3724]

@@doormatt17Stockholm syndrome with Cutlass? Idk, it was a huge dos drop for legitimately nothing

[@alexcampbell8343]

@@doormatt17bc he loves it.. And it’s funny so

[@HapticNoise]

@@doormatt17 he keeps his circle small

[@grilha]

bronze clamera is the new green joker

[@hunteredmondson8646]

+2

[@marshallharper2149]

+2

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

+2

[@Youngjackj]

+1 (per hand played)

[@gamingtime9716]

I never watched NL play Balatro much because I actually play that game and watching him enraged me but green joker is actually good. I can imagine he never used it right though.

[@patrickstar561]

-Has 4 weapons -Gets Weights -Sells weights -Talks about how barbed wire will pop off with 1 shield generator Tbh though i was surprised he didnt immediately slot clamera

[@44waxwings]

I think the bullying was starting to have an effect here finally lmaoooo

[@bobbarker8319]

Cove is a curse to this man, the way he uses it. Buys 4 cost item, sells it for 2 gold, so he can get 1 more gold from Cove when he sells it. Sells his 27 value Cove to buy a new Cove for 12, losing 6 value in the process.

[@ruggs5114]

And he went off on a chatter for pointing it out lmfao

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

Not that it's right what he's doing but sometimes value now is more important than overall value given by the interaction. Like in magic, sometimes what you need is a boardwipe right now so you spend more resources on getting it than you otherwise would have to.

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

Better example: SAP, every other turn your gold becomes more valuable because you can use it to buy much better items, so an even turn avocado is a terrific get because there's not too much going on that turn (unless you have quite a specific shop setup) but next turn that three gold is much more useful to you than it is now. Not all resources are created equally.

[@sirevilmustache9567]

@@Lucifers-Stepdad Yes, but in this game you also just ... keep all the Gold you get. You don't need a piggybank.

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

@sirevilmustache9567 that's a good point. I've never really seen the point of the cove but I've also not played the game so I'm not in a position to comment.

[@danalioto3146]

I know you will never see this. The Captain's wheel creates a "feedback loop" with the Sub. Wheel hastes the sub, and the sub(vehicle) charges the wheel. Plus the wheel hastes 2 items everytime it goes off. This means that the Wheel can go off more often than 1 per second with charge from the sub if you get the CD low enough. Catapult gets charged by weapons and instances of haste. Everytime the sub goes off, everytime the katana goes off, and TWICE every time the Captains wheel goes off. Thats 4 versus 2 when using spyglass. Catapult going off more than 2x as fast with the wheel. That is 4 charges per loop for the catapult with the wheel. Using the Spyglass gives you crit, but slows down your catapult. The catapult is the only thing that matters. Your sub AT BEST can go off once per second. However, the charge skill can make things go off faster than once per second. So your catapult is the only damage on your board that can cast more than once per second. With that combo you should be looking for ways to increase the the damage and burn on the catapult, and looking for more instances of haste/charge from skills. Damage and shield from Sub are nice to haves, but ultimately not important. Same for Katana. Katana is just a fuse for the Catapult. Edit: this is also why the waterwheel can be really awesome with the Catapult. If you have 4 small items, the catapult, and the waterwheel, every time the water wheel goes off it casts haste 5 times. which charges the catapult 5 times. PS Infinite Haste is dumb concept to be worried about. All you really care about when using the catapult is instances of haste being cast. You WANT a lot of haste being on all your items. That would mean you are casting haste a lot.

[@adamconrad5249]

He will never understand

[@matisowagm]

This is harvard logic for a guy like NL

[@jreyes9005]

ummmmm actually it's a trebuchet not a catapult smh

[@badtrinket]

I love this man, resisting the Mak pivot saying “it dismantles the whole build”. My brother in Christ, the build is not good. Phenomenal content

[@radarhead82]

It's the only build he knows!

[@johnreyes4198]

Picking the enchant option after losing in 2 secs is crazy work.

[@EricDiamond]

Walking into the office with pizza after my employees have been working 60 hours a week to meet deadlines: “now THIS will inspire the crew!”

[@kittyoomfie]

sneaking suspicion this video is a submarine build...

[@Ramperdos]

It might be a dommarine build.

[@TinyBitMouse01]

Cutlass showing up for the half time

[@claytor920]

The Shanghai Noon song bit had me dying. I wonder if Librarian has done a mashup of NL's song parodies.

[@kymme123]

"Owen Wilson, funny to me!" Had me belly laughing.

[@calebshaw5647]

Waiting with bated breath for the villain ark where it’s nothing but a week of the same monitor lizard ray board

[@meknassimohamedamine82]

and it will be extremly nerfed by the time he plays it XD

[@Ivoler239]

The first influencer trying to be relatable circa 67 million years ago 17:31

[@Pete--]

Crow's Nest, Waterwheel, Cutlass, and Clamera. All of the egg's favorites.

[@maestromarat6195]

NL really do be pivoting non stop as pig and then not at all as Vanessa huh?

[@Pedun42]

Something something _dance with the one that brought you_

[@ZZalles1]

​@@Pedun42dance with the shit that painted you red

[@Pumbear]

That's not true at all. Given the chance he will always pivot to crow's nest + cutlass.

[@Pedun42]

@@Pumbear soooo true. Have an item and skill that synergizes with wide weapons? That's great, but what if we had 4x less damage and lifesteal?

[@ardabaser1349]

how the hell did he forget that upgrading silencer increases it's damage buff?

[@goadooo]

Making me lose my damn mind

[@aelix56]

It's okay he got the bully that gave him that intel later all's well in the land of decrode

[@kiki-quest]

it's killing me man

[@Narfwak]

13:00 For those that don't get the joke - Day9's older brother Nick Plott goes by Tasteless and is one of the most well known English Starcraft and Starcraft 2 casters ever

[@jeremy.N]

I have a new build Is it just crows nest cutlass again It's just crows nest cutlass again

[@MisterNerdXx]

31:47 me when I overslept and all the Pokemon have been taken

[@siwone532]

Bro pivoted to the cutlass to start losing. Double barrel wins were too strong.

[@siwone532]

56:33 Cannonade skip when he has a board full of fast weapons. Hate to see it. 1:10:19 Skips it again when it makes even more sense with the damage on crit skill and spyglass setup. 1:16:56 Considers free health option, goes for the worse 10 gold chocolate bars. WHY I gotta stop watching these..

[@adissentingopinion848]

We need to compile as many keywords as possible for next video's comment section. I only have some: ship paint red no walk plank move straight land ball cannon crew inspire defeat tyrant chest empty waiting filled... Need more.

[@CountFab]

Jaballian pacifist boring good time another round

[@Jadedarms]

holy shit man the shanghai noon song...jackie chan is way too fast...I died 49:20

[@Alchemyst21]

49:00 The entire Shanghai Noon - Grease song bit came outta nowhere and went so long. Incredible. +2

[@ruroruro]

can somebody explain to me, what is the point in buy/selling 2 cost items with cove (when you don't have any other buy/sell synergies and you aren't planning to run cove on the board) isn't it money neutral (buy for 2 gold, sell for 1, get 1 in the bank), except you are wasting space in the backpack and your money is "locked" unless you sell cove

[@xxxsnippzzxxx9355]

You’ve got it! :) so frustrating, he will never use the cove for its ‘intended’ purpose. So all he’s doing is transferring his cash to a piggy bank insteaf

[@joaobatistaperinjunior953]

He just likes to buy and sell items

[@thisismywill]

1. He likes it 2. You're pseudo spending gold for income

[@ruroruro]

​@@thisismywill what do you mean by "spending gold for income"? Isn't the income just flat?

[@JaxonUm]

It only makes sense on gumballs and Piranha

[@joninaninuninus]

the Kendrick beef bit was incredible, +2

[@cptnd3851]

2 corn dogs dipped in honey mustard

[@eryiusnefarious]

so true

[@genesishufford948]

Based

[@Cassandra_Steel]

Call that shit double penetration 😂😂😂

[@reticentsins]

Learns new heuristics incorrectly then tries to repeat that every single time (not exclusive to this game).

[@ashceffy]

Love how at 48:00 the exploded barbed wire has chopped the left edge of the katana border off lol

[@jumpay6524]

Lights, Clamera, action!

[@thatpedanticcommenter5847]

"He's playing monitor lizard Dooley? Oh man..." -top 10 moments you can tell when his heart rips in half

[@NeonPaladin]

14 Bazaar videos in a row, and nobody is complaining.

[@ba3ty]

We've gotta get through the 17 days of backlog to get to the bespoke bazaar content man

[@JonoWins]

Where’s that guy from yesterday that commented about the bronze clamera

[@calvinthegreat69]

The build pivot at 30 min was elite

[@mrmr3161]

1:11:26 I know it took a lot out of him to pass in the crow's nest even when his already completed his build

[@mattisuber222]

I swear I've seen Dec 12/13th in the description for vids for like two weeks (I know the 1st upload every day aren't VODs).

[@Pedun42]

Don't get it twisted, he streamed _a lot_ on December 13

[@Warmonger2997]

13:20 the fish when you enticed him with bait and subsequently remove it from the water

[@manguy01]

1:01:55 *_France_* As an American who loves to make fun of France, I must say: without them we would have lost the Revolutionary War. But it was, in fact, also mostly a skill difference. Americans learned guerilla tactics by fighting wars with the natives. And nearly every citizen was likely to be an armed combatant. And the vast territory of the colonies the Brits had to occupy spread them very thin. A war with the colonies was a logistical nightmare for Britain, and there were many political disagreements about how the war should be conducted or if it should even happen at all.

[@Kenraali11]

I paint the boat red and then I set it aflame

[@adelinovale6356]

One day he'll read cannonade.

[@blablabla4513]

Seeing immediately pass cannonade when already on the multi weapon build was painful

[@mangsmoof]

Everything NorthernLion knows about Jackie Chan in Shanghai Noon: -He’s fast -He’s in it

[@ImOnlyHereForTheZipline]

Ill take single weapon build for $100 please

[@myspicyclips6402]

49:00 jesse, what the hell are you talking about

[@MrGuySenpai]

13:20 me when I spot a delicious worm just dangling there waiting to be eaten

[@jarry797]

NICK DRAKE +2 real feeler man

[@WollyChaps]

"Its the economy, stupid", muttered Northernlion while watching the boats that brought him burn around him.

[@chaosjoey123]

3:40 he doesn't known burn dooley is basicly as broken as monitor lizard dooley

[@angealreaper5600]

Why doesn't he realise that he has the same build as Yesterday where he lost 10/11 rounds...its frustrating how he doesn't listen to his chat ... Making mistakes is human, doing the same mistakes over and over again is arrogant stupidity

[@whocansay2215]

He did NOT skip belt with a cutlass crow’s nest build, my beloved streamer would never do that to me

[@lumpwurtroot]

Real quote from northernlion "when im in a snowball fight with my daughter: we DO need a new weapon"

[@heinzmonster]

NL once again hitting us with the dreamworks face for a banger crows nest run, i thought christmas was already over???

[@TheTobiasandersen95]

Seeing NL refuse swash buckle and silencer upgrade hurts man....

[@alexboiiii]

NL while deciding not to upgrade silencer, the item that gives damage and cooldown reduction to his cutlass be like: ”no i need cutlass to do more damage”

[@greyep3145]

We’re mindless automatons, of course we can’t create original comments.

[@jyggalag169]

Super Earth would like to know your location.

[@kelloggsherman351]

He took the easy choice at the beginning instead of the sick as heck choice with the beach ball. I imagine NL woulda cook up something crazy with that early haste

[@kelloggsherman351]

Just had the same start and lost with 1 win. Maybe the easy choice is best

[@PvtPuplovski]

Ive watched the Nick Drake bit probably 3-4 times from all the clips and Librarian videos, never gets old. DuckSmoke

[@valhalen11]

A starcraft reference in MY bazaar video? that's crazy We're bazaar guys of course we paint our crow's nest red... But we don't use clamera

[@IMadeUpKear]

1:17:05 round and round and round we go. Has anyone ever told NL the definition of insanity?

[@jasonbrady4894]

30:05 It’s day 8. NL is on lethal. It’s all over. I tap on my screen to check how much longer this run can survive. HOLY 47 minutes remaining 😮

[@jasonbrady4894]

Captain’s Log - Day 8: What a fool I’ve been. Twas two runs.

[@litergod]

These mogging thumbnails are really something. Good title today too

[@hosanlim5142]

The holy grail of thumbnail titles

[@ojnabieoot]

[listening to The Bazaar soundtrack] this is so boptimal

[@Barbdwhyr]

8:27 hey that's me

[@silverstrings292]

Sub optimal? I sure hope it is

[@noahpoliti]

Getting poison on Cutlass and not taking the extracts for level up twice turned me into a type A chatter

[@BlueTJLP]

375 max health for free? ❌ 10 gold for 150 max health? ✅

[@KholdStare54]

There's no way this will be cutlass + crow's nest + silencer right?

[@zz3stranger]

Me at the subway:

[@blacklotusmtg]

Watching your Bazaar videos has me playing balatro again till Bazaar releases.

[@Mr.E-Bachs]

49:58 * is Kevin Klein in the cast?

[@aelinsa]

22:15 Hmm +10 dmg and 10% CDR or +10 dmg for 10% of your max hp, yeah who needs hp

[@Blackobluna]

Learned that 'acerbic' is a word, NL educator arc never ends

[@headkraber]

double poison extract skip, sharpening stone on the first item just to be discarded immediately. Oh yeah boys, we gaming

[@Dominic_Muller]

I'm here to paint ships and chew bubble gum.

[@teejiez]

39:40 He's talking about my interaction with slime holy shit this can not be real

[@ImBobruss]

My favorite part about these bazaar videos is when he pauses gameplay for a bit to argue with some dumb chatter. I kinda wish he had a chat overlay

[@GKinWor]

how much bazaar did he play on december 13th im going insane

[@tai_you]

Asking a stupid question but at 14:00 is it possible to have a build like this and 999 gold? Is it someone exploiting / cheating or is this possible to have on day 4?

[@eewweeppkk]

Just a visual bug, sometimes opponents gold total reads 999

[@kloetuserroetus1374]

love seeing nl invested like that in a game

[@nickb8126]

You had me in the first half ngl

[@UselessPresent49]

Man doesn’t even read anymore he just buy sells and assumes

[@joshakazamo]

there is nothing that will stay in the inventory longer than a bronze clamera

[@framblayt9783]

51:30 he said it! don't rewind video back for extra context

[@VirtualMarmalade]

the narwhal bacons at midnight in this one

[@Calhouned]

The Shanghai noon song was so hilarious and confusing

[@rickastley8655]

we‘re slay the spire guys 9 days ago

[@pstove9652]

Almost any Kendrick song solos nick drake’s life work Source: trust me bro

[@suakeli]

17:31 Jurassic park in 2 seconds

[@CorpusFisty]

Has he not streamed in like two weeks? Why is this so old?

[@XiiSam]

So called "free thinkers" when they see cutlass, silencer, clamera, crowsnest and star chart show up

[@alignedlicense0533]

I don't usually get tilted at NLs play in games like this, but the obsession with Crows Nest and Silencer is getting rough. 6 item slots for a 61 daamge item with lifesteal on day 8.

[@night4345]

So called free-thinkers when they see a Crow's Nest:

[@ryceborzym1402]

$14 for a drink? Try $20 for a handle and learn to mix your own drink

[@horriblemuck8917]

That's it. I'm becoming a type A chater.

[@kebab4449]

CROWS NEST AGAIN

[@tuoosaurus1780]

24:00 he’s Cassandra Nova posting