Immigrant Parents Are Master Schemers - YMH Highlight

[@drcalamari]

My mom made the decision for me and my brother one summer to do volunteer work at a local Catholic food bank when we were teens. While the food bank thought we were volunteering out of the kindness of our hearts, my mom's intentions were to actually get free food boxes when picking us up at the end of the day. She had a full time job at the time, and we were financially stable, but that immigrant mentality of not having food really does stick with you if that was a struggle in the past.

[@danielleandino3065]

Your mother was a legend 💯💖💯

[@megaladon6345]

Bless your mom ❤

[@bert_clemens2530]

I see Charro i click, nothings funnier than when Tom talks shit about his mom

[@beckjohnson6663]

For the next 2 bears live, y’all need to get Shane Gillis to try and drink the same amount of bud lights as bert

[@worrier6685]

theres not enough beer

[@JackJack-oi8py]

Just have an old fashioned drink off?

[@beckjohnson6663]

@@JackJack-oi8py we’ve seen Shane destroy Ari let’s give him a shot at the champ

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

@@beckjohnson6663 for real Ari probably dosed Shane too but he’s such a ret*rded king that roofies don’t effect him

[@johnsheetz6639]

I Imagine Bert just drinks Bud light when he has stuff to do! He strikes me as a man that likes to dwell in the abyss of stronger spirits.

[@xXelitegpXx]

My Polish millionaire aunt was on her death bed. She called us to come to the hospital because she wanted to give our family something. When we get there, there is a giant duffel bag next to her bed and she tells us to not open it until we get home. Now your probably thinking what I was thinking, it's gotta be filled with money right ? WRONG. It was filled with towels from the hospital.... 🤣 🤣. We laughed so hard. This lady also used to make us take extra condiment packets from restaurants and squeeze them into the bottles in her fridge. In the end she got scammed into signing a fake will by her Indian caretaker in Florida 2 weeks before her death, just after she left us a voice mail stating she was coming to Chicago to sign over everything to us . After 3 years in court, that dirty caretaker took all $1.6 million.

[@spjr99]

not trying to be a hater but frankly if you save money your whole life, by the time you're old and senile somebody will be smart enough to steal it from you. apologies for wht happened though that sucks major

[@LucifersDeathSquad]

Why didn't you end his life ? The caretaker.

[@therongad]

My mom was always doing things janki. She always had super wrong tools to fix things. Always left her stuff out in bad weather and it was always broke and she never had the tools to fix it. She would always think people were out to get her.

[@Kellinatorable]

My dad is an immigrant. When I first became a ER nurse my Slovak grandparents immediately started asking me to grab things from the hospital whenever they needed certain medical supplies. One of the first things my grandpa ask me for was an ace bandage because of a blister on his hand. It's crazy because he could have went to the Walgreens around the corner and bought an ace bandage for like five bucks, but instead he would rather wait a couple days for when I worked again and bring it to him for free. Now every so often when I'm at work I will stand in the supply room and think "what supplies could they be asking for next" and grab whatever that thing is. I have a box at home dedicated to things that I grabbed from work in case my grandparents might need them sometime in the future

[@ashleylala4293]

Hey man, with the prices of things nowadays, that’s a smart move. I went to buy an Ace bandage the other day and when I saw they were damn near $20 at the drugstore I figured I would forget the bandage, toughen up and hope for the best 😂

[@Janzer_]

and this is why our healthcare bills are so high 🤣😂

[@mrkvomiltato871]

@Kellinatorable Hi, do you speak slovak???

[@newsucc5434]

Why is the editors laughs one of the best parts of this show. It sounds like he just genuinely loses his shit all the time 😂

[@lafan2003]

I love the laughing to!!!

[@FishBaitBlue]

I find the constant forced over the top laughs a tad annoying.

[@patrickl8943]

Newsucc I think he does

[@ChadGatling]

My mom also steals money from her husband. She gets groceries then gets an extra $20 cash and saves it up in her purse and then gives me some when she visits.

[@show_me_your_kitties]

Thats just being a good mom

[@ChadGatling]

@@show_me_your_kitties I mean she does give some of it to me so I ain't complaining

[@briggyb]

My dad had to get circumcised at 65. (Thanks mom for telling me! 🤮) He has diabetes and it kept getting infected from poor circulation. Wonder if that's what Dean had?

[@MK-jq8ow]

I wanna hear more stories of Christina’s Indian step dad lol… sounds like a G

[@zeusnation4eva502]

My mom literally stole plates, bowls, cups, etc. from hotel rooms all the time. 😂

[@malcolmaustin4466]

Charo turns into a telescope when she sees free napkins.

[@coltrm85]

🤣Too funny! Same with my parents, my common quote I tell my younger siblings is “they are penny-wise but dollar-dumb”. If you spent the same time and energy producing something as you do looking for a deal you could buy 3 😂

[@quabittyashwits9402]

Tells a mediocre joke* From the other room: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Bryn3Barn]

Don't even get me started on how fast my mother could clear out a doctor's office! Seriously! While we're waiting for the doctor, she's rifling through every unlocked cabinet! Pillows ain't next-level... THAT is next-level!

[@dwavyy300]

Sounds like a Jew lmao

[@donutsandsprinkales]

If she doesn’t drink water what does she drink? 😂😂

[@brothershark256677]

Always keeping it high and tight 💯💯

[@johnnyshanksalot8358]

Nice, I'm cheap/petty enough to have done that palm pilot scam for years myself but with electric razors, '30 day money back guarantee' effectively translates to 'lifetime warranty' imo.

[@Janzer_]

hard times make hard people. the best survivors are the ones that were under the highest amount of pressure.

[@ashleylala4293]

My girlfriend is an immigrant from Taiwan, she’s got like a whole immigrant network of other Taiwanese people. And if she meets a new Taiwanese person and they find out that they went to the same elementary school, forget about it. They’re basically sisters, immediately. I gotta say though, I do like dealing with the Taiwanese network because their prices tend to be way more reasonable.

[@Janzer_]

i have korean friends that are rich and even though they're not 1st gen immigrants, they still won't buy anything until they find the absolutely wildest low pricing. i have no idea how they find the deals, but they get things criminally cheap. i'd swear they were buying illegal stuff but they are very rules/laws oriented, they are just relentless in searching out deals and never ever buy until they find the absolute dirt cheap pricing.

[@user-if4kf9ib4y]

My wife is Taiwanese! Love that country

[@butter_nut1817]

Poverty is traumatizing, ngl

[@Alternate_Ending]

Yeah i think his mom grew up in a world he doesn't understand.

[@Janzer_]

there's a lot of good life lessons in surviving poverty, but if you get out of it and get into other circles, you have to socially learn how to adapt. these people they're talking about never bothered to do that, because their third world mentality they trapped themselves in their minds into a shitty worldview.

[@andreasarmyrantis5905]

The tech in the background laughing os the best.

[@johnguanciale258]

Infected pickle means no touchie

[@LucifersDeathSquad]

I do lots and lots of quotes for an electrical contractor. This conversation they are having about foreign people is basically why I don't really care to follow up on most quotes for foreigners. They are so , so ,so cheap and will do things a million times over the wrong way to save one dollar before doing it right once to save that dollar.

[@sarahk2722]

Find you a spouse that laughs at your jokes the way Nadav laughs at Tom and Christina's.

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

And of course Nadav’s scheme was the most Jewish of them all.

[@Starman.2112]

Saw Tom last night in person, great show! Tom looks Jacked now... not a big doughnut like a few years ago, well done Tom!

[@Tybolt1]

This segment was amazing

[@sarab9344]

My dad would make me take jelly and jam packets. Sometimes I still get the urge if I see a packet of apple butter in a restaurant

[@MrCherryzz]

My ma is the same. When she was remodeling her house she got two "great deals" one was from a guy who did great work at a great price. But he was a drugy and only showed up once or twice a week. Another guy was one who barely spoke English and the cost of remodeling the bathroom wad the same just little be more than the material. He did a crap job, nothing is levels and pools of water formed on the tube. They had to gut the bathroom and pay again to have it done correctly

[@EMD_HOKIO]

when Charo takes money it's Tom's when Christina's parents do it...it's still Tom's

[@donutsandsprinkales]

10:40 that guys dad is the reason you have to give them a credit card now 😂

[@tuckercase2449]

I've lived here a long time and even I know you don't just go out and get your tires changed or rotated or balanced. If you can't shake the hand of the guy who is doing the job, don't go there.

[@michaelstarling6361]

11:23 "this place has money. So, they don't mind (if I steal)". I have heard about that mindset a lot by my friends who live in 3rd world countries, only it is THEY who are constantly being stolen from. And the locals do indeed get upset if you call them out on it. The police often don't do anything either.

[@willvr4]

Every story I hear about CP's mom further reinforces my complete lack of trust of Eastern European women immigrants. Every single one I tried to date in New York was crazy and only cared about money and material things.

[@hvaranhvaran]

Christina have no clue how to survive in the real world without a bag behind your back)) Her parents were great.

[@joebloggs8900]

Isn't that just human nature

[@Moparking117]

My wife’s dad who is Korean will spend 200 bucks to get 10 dollars in free stuff from harbor freight and I try to tell him that there tools are garbage but he is like but it’s free and I’m like it’s not free your spending 200 bucks to get it but he won’t listen.

[@ElChicoTico]

It’s that Immigrant Mentality Joey Diaz is always talking about! Hahahaha

[@jainedoe4929]

This whole time I never made the connection lol always blamed it on mental illness

[@MattH-wg7ou]

That poverty mindset is real dude. Ya gotta get out of that.

[@ThisGuyWithThatGuy]

My mom and gma got us to take the cloth napkins from all the fancy places, she has about 3 drawers full of them.

[@rgncajun21]

This is so accurate coming from immigrant parents we stole things from restaurants, hotels, hospitals, everything.

[@ziyaerolklc2649]

Dude, the moment he said napkin, I knew what was coming. My mom used to do this when I was a kid during our vacations. Such an immigrant move.

[@supergremlin6261]

Nice to know I’m not the only one that grew up in a shitshow household!

[@retsofsivartnetloc9012]

I used to buy Kool aid and then go to fast food or coffee shops and just take all the sugar I could fit in my pockets until I had enough to make a packet worth

[@nathancrumrine8716]

I never expected to hear the phrase "palm pilots are dope" in the year 2022

[@mana6316]

Both of you are awesome

[@boombox789]

5:27 nadav's dad did the mechanic trick. If you buy tools that's how you can get them replaced without warranty. But only cheap tools don't have warrenty.

[@philesq9595]

Great clip.

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

So basically, immigrants live life, like the first time everyone else played Morrowind.

[@snapeshotz]

Was her step dad the original swindler before tinder lol😢

[@kevin084life]

1:50 That accent tho 😂 3:00 Other d**ks 8:11 Say no to deals

[@DJ535]

best part of the video was Christina's outro lmao

[@redguy8941]

Salt and pepper shakers lol

[@jokerbrain896]

Sounds like ol stepdad had the clap lol.

[@on2wheels378]

My family has been in CA since 1740... the border crossed us.

[@zip1668]

Charo so cheep she holds farts in so she doesn't waste gas more than once a day.

[@charliemoss6379]

After watching Tom's mom in a clip, it makes me enjoy Tom even more.. he's being honest she is not that nice

[@thegreatsun6571]

I've never not been around people who "have a deal" for something. I think that's just normal American.

[@jarsh_]

5:36 i believe the word youre looking for tom, is jewish. that might be the most jewish thing ive ever heard hahahah and im at synagogue right now.

[@luibond9418]

My mom would do the same thing that Nadav’s dad was doing haha just with different items

[@pixelsin96]

Bruh my parents know a russian dentist in santa monica too. Imagine its the same dude. i'd fucking die! LOL

[@barrettpickett5603]

Mom would beat the hell out of me and my brothers for stealing. But then she would get in the car laughing her ass off because she walked across the parking lot with a giant roll of toilet paper. Or one time gave me a gift of a little kids shoe on display. Like I love shoes but what am I going to do with that. Sadly I was laughing just glad not in that country chopping my hands off.

[@solidrock6524]

This totally contradicts several conversations they've had in the past

[@rogerfurlong1535]

Tom's debut rap single 'Super Immigrant Style'

[@DevilMaskMedia]

It grosses me out when people justify stealing because a place "has money". I can understand if you are truly poor, or starving and you steal something to survive (like food) . . .that is one thing. But stealing pillows, or towels etc because you're cheap is pretty sketchy behavior.

[@mattfake8634]

“Follow these bullshit rules” just like America.

[@cinemacodey]

They sound smart to me. I’m taking the free stuff too. Immigrants are resourceful. I’ve been American my whole life but I’m a bit like that. Not to the extreme though.

[@jacobsparks2175]

Build the wall

[@thetruth1862]

I wish Chara was my mom as well

[@ballzzd33p29]

Tommy... I lost all the money u gave me. Can I have more to stop feeling guilty about it? Thanx.

[@uncledubpowermetal]

But...they ARE rich and they DO deserved to be robbed lol

[@codygooch510]

Jesus chill you communist.

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

"Fresh in the box."

[@l.a7710]

I would like to know how Tom and Christinas upbringing influence them on their parenting

[@BeStupidWithIntent]

Why do I wish my parents were foreign now? Lmfao the scandalous life sounds fun

[@henryyancey1117]

no intro 😪 i’m missin my “who is RANNday”

[@gregorholmes1837]

And this is why celebrities end up broke

[@Timoeltejano]

My paternal grandparents -Mexican My maternal grandparents-Irish My mom and dad first generation American. Unfortunately, it's all the same crap regardless of where they're from. My paternal grandfather used to go to his brothers homes and steal stuff from them and his siblings all did the same. Sooooo Mexican. And all 4 grandparents super tight wads.

[@Akron162]

That's a really twisted mentallity: lets take shit from this place because they have more money than me. Well, you have more money than some homeless junkie, you wouldnt like him taking shit out of your house, would you?

[@reportinglivefromhell222]

It's not a stupid scheme it's a way to have a lifetime warranty on a product, that Wal-Mart/Target/Freddy's/etc makes more than enough off of each one. Also if you steal it straight up, it makes the products price go up since they pad the price for knowing they will have a percentage stolen.

[@silent079]

good god.....they really need to crank the laugh track down a few notches.

[@90skid97]

Careful Nadav, the stereotyping is getting a bit too real damn

[@zachchilds7485]

So bad for the economy

[@samanthab1923]

Christine needs to find a new colorist in Austin. That hair looks fried

[@JoseMarquez-lt6yx]

Your missing the point immigrants gotta stick together so when you gotta spend money spend it on a business who actually needs it not a rich company so that over time your race can become empowered

[@phillipalexander7862]

You’re missing the point, take care of yourself. Don’t get a shitty filling to “empower” your race, that’s dumb and racist. The same people saying stuff like you do would hate it if whites showed preferential treatment to each other openly and whites are a global minority

[@shabut]

So what happens when white people start doing the same thing. Xenophobia is only at 10% right now

[@JoseMarquez-lt6yx]

Nothing new

[@cinemacodey]

They sound smart to me. I’m taking the free stuff too. Immigrants are resourceful. I’ve been American my whole life but I’m a bit like that. It’s called being poor as duck 🦆 Not to the extreme though.

[@chuckiebrownbfly]

It's funny how spoiled American they sound being first generation

[@levitillman9507]

Christina has stories as good as brets😒

[@kalebstrong6498]

If my mom made me grab sugar packets If buy a 5lb bag for probably 20 bucks and dump it on her bed and make sure she gets her sugar

[@3skin556]

Haha a normal 4 lb bag of sugar is like $5

[@Digconsistent2047]

It’s the American dream

[@foxguyday]

I've got to say Tom looks better than he ever did and Christina looks a little Haggard

[@ryangeorge3982]

I do that a lot of shit that brakes

[@davethomas543]

Just ANOTHER reason the borders need to be secured..................

[@John-Doe-Yo]

Ha

[@alex.profi27]

Oh fuck off Your country was built on immigrants. You would not exist without them. You are not an old country with natives who built their own country, so you don t have the right to complain about immigrants. We,europeans have that right. Not you.

[@greyt1972]

Nada y Ninguno gana Chara.. tu no Se Tommy. Esta la mismo de tu verdad.

[@davidlazerz8564]

Imagine it this way: An alien comes to earth and offers to take you to his paradise planet for 3 days, after which you must return home forever. He says all your needs will be taken care of and you can just relax. When you get there, you get into your room and realize there are gold nuggets and diamonds being used as ice cubes for the drinks and in the lobby every morning there are complimentary free-energy batteries for guests to take to charge their alien things. None of the aliens care about these things because they are super commonplace, but to you its unfathomable and you want to take as much as you can before its all out of reach forever. Thats resource poor mentality, and most of the world struggle every day to meet their basic needs and they pass that trauma down to their children who hold onto their whole lives, even if they eventually "make it" out of that resource poor life. Once that second generation has kids in the resource rich life, the parents seem insane to the kids because "why would mom steal bottled water and towels from the hotel? We have all that at home" when mom was conditioned from birth to never let a resource go unused, otherwise you might find yourself in desperate need of it and wish you had it. I know Tom and Christy are just shootin the shit for comedy on a comedy podcast, but its surprising how few people realize the cause of the "stingy klepto immigrant" stereotype.

[@dblockbass]

1000%

[@letyvasquez2025]

The most immigrant thing is to bring your entire family to survive in subhuman conditions below the poverty line

[@donica42]

Don't shit on your parents Krisztina. They had to go through some crazy shit. Russian occupation wasn't funny. Just saying.

[@TigburtJones]

You guys should stay plugged into tiktok Sounds like black hats and ccp has you well